#but it was so fucking funny

[aro-luigi]

Remembering that time we were posted to r/fakedisordercringe

(for saying the word "yes". I'm not kidding)

[adderallanomaly]

the white girl scream my girl bsf let out when he said "cocaine n drinkin with your friends" the other night was insane

[iliveinprocrasti-nationn]

the funniest part of my appointment was the doctor saying “hey these are your radioactive pills so you gotta put em in your mouth and swallow immediately” so i said yes absolutely and tilted my head back and popped the pills in and then followed with the water like a chaser, subsequently dumping the water all over myself in the process

[vivizzy]

I went to the theater to watch Beetlejuice Beetlejuice with low expectations and. IT WAS REALLY GOOD??? SUPER FUNNY?!?!?!

[gogotti]

He went down immediately after and went “is all this blood mine?” ADAM MY BABY IM SO SORRY I DIDN’T MEAN TO I SWEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nothing-behindher-eyes]

[twinliches]

nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in

[hamletthedane]

The movie Wicked is proof that any source material can be vastly improved by simply making the intense female friendship much gayer + the mutual male love interest both wildly bisexual and lowkey down to just be their third

[boasamishipper]

actually the reveal that there was no timeskip at all is hysterical. milchick really spent that whole weekend going all over town firing people, hiring people, putting together insane fruit baskets, and serving cunt in his motorcycle helmet. then at the orders of the board he had to very quickly fire the people he hired, rehire the people he fired, commission an oil painting for the severed floor lobby, redecorate the break room, and put together an award-winning claymation corporate apology video designed to showcase the new innie perks and reforms that don't exist as well as that one time helena eagan's innie sucked face with the innie whose outie his ex-boss is obsessed with. where is HIS waffle party

[kitskiis]

What I am gathering from current fandom discussion

[ribstongrowback]

hey i can't make it to Sorry For Visiting Wanton Destruction Upon Your Populace For No Reason Day yeah uhm its just that like you didn't invite my war crime friend and i think its kinda fucked up that you did that

[i-am-bored]

I can’t stop laughing at this

[sysiheart]

Odysseus playing a guitar ANGRILY at his wife

Penelope playing a violin EVEN MORE ANGRILY at her husband

[batfam-stuff-posts-0]

Tim: Oh, Damian's tried to kill me lots of times.

Tim: There was one time when we were younger, he disguised himself as a case file, because he knows I love case files.

Tim: So I went to pick it up to work on it and he took off the disguise and went 'MBLEGH it's me!' and stabbed me.

Damian: *smiles fondly at the memory*

Dick: Damian, no stabbing your brothers.

Jason: There's a more important issue here. How the fuck was he disguised as a case file -

[charleslovemustdie]

one of my top contenders for funniest lines in this game