#but it was so flustering

[virgil-isnt-a-lee]

Okay somebody cursed me because I've been getting too many twords lately for it to be normal, c'mon, who did it

I was in math class, as usual, with my now very obviously tickle monster of a friend who you all know by now, and I was doing my math, and I eventually got frustrated and just put my pen down on the table, and put my head on the table, ans went "alright. That's enough of this shit for one day." And he reaches over to poke my side and says "c'mon, get up and work." And I shook my head and flipped him off because what am I if not a sassy king?? Yeah well he took that as an opportunity to pull me close and start twording my neck (spoiler, very very sensitive) and after like three seconds I was like "nonono I'm sorry!" And YALL.

He goes, and I quote, "no, you're not sorry. But you will be." And grabbed my hand and held it on the table while he started squeezing my sides- and our teacher started talking again, so I literally had to use my other hand to keep my giggles down while still squirming around. It also did not help that I was wearing a cropped top to school.

[sparklingthedas]

Astarion lectures of disappointment >>>

[notsolonedesert]

One more doodle dump for the mental health, ft. baby Telemachus :D

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF Springtrap and Vanny talk to Huntress in DBD..

[egophiliac]

he did it! 🐍 and it only took...uhhh...well, there probably could've been less punches, but why hold back!

PUNCHES FOR EVERYONE

[odoraful]

⟡ i wish i can be your sanctuary until the end of time

⟡ i need to show them i already have a lover

⟡ let's push the what-ifs to the side

⟡ we'll just have to blame the moon

[catsharky]

Presenting: King Sidon, his wife Queen Yona and his boyfriend Link.

Yona is very supportive of everything except Sidon forgetting his ceremony cues.

(I had an atrocious week and TotK has been coming in clutch for keeping me sane.)

[lunarcrown]

When grian wants to be carried around like a Princess by skizz but he has the attitude of a ornery cat SMH

[vypridae]

he doesn't like the height difference btw

[justsomeguycore]

it’s so fucking embarrassing to find a conventionally attractive man attractive every time it happens. like oh you think the handsome man is handsome? you find the attractive guy attractive? derivative. passé. pedestrian

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

sometimes phil looks as scared dan is gonna k*ss him as i am

[mxcrayon]

losing my actual mind rn

i had this interaction in the dropout discord (i am the first and third person). short. simple. i only got the first year bc of a discount + a gift card i had, so i was planning on using this person's suggestion.

then, i got this.

oh my god!! how nice!! how sweet!!! how thoughtful!! i gave them my email and they sent over a subscription, i thanked them profusely. i was very grateful, very touched.

hours and hours later i was still thinking about it and i recalled how, in the email id gotten about it, it said "tao yang sent you a subscription" and id seen that and thought "oh haha like the tao yang" and then moved on

but now, thinking back, i was like.... theres no way, so i googled tao yang.

......

TAO YANG BOUGHT ME A FUCKING ANNUAL DROPOUT SUBSCRIPTION

[cacaocheri]

i need them equally obsessed with each other

[trashy-raccoonz]

my contribution to the kimharry nation (please ignore the crappy quality sweats)

[hamletthedane]

What Is This Feeling? is the funniest fucking song.

[scarlethoodi]

This comic is so funny to me. Kaka is just like “sis, please leave me out of your lesbian shenanigans.”