#grizzleman

[lunarcrown]

privately, skizz wonders if he’ll be mourned by grian too

[chipperchemical]

grumbizz... grian / mumbo / skizz..... oughfhhdhdhdhhd

•Grian absolutely loves having two very tall boyfriends to get things off of the high shelves for him. The downside is that they can easily pick him up when he's being a little gremlin and stop him

•Mumbo is all nerves and privacy, so he doesn't usually enjoy touch. But with Skizz around, all touchy and affectionate and close... well, maybe he doesn't mind it so much when it's him

•Mumbo and Skizz get their suits mixed up occasionally. It's easy to tell when they do, because Mumbo looks like a child trying on their parent's clothes and Skizz looks like he's about to pop a button off of his dress shirt

•Skizz takes up half of their entire bed, so Grian has taken to just... laying on top of him and Mumbo

•Grian and Skizz love complaining to each other about Winged People Problems(TM) and Mumbo just sits there, wanting to be included

•Grian and Skizz love watching Mumbo do redstone and pretending to know what's happening. Mumbo and Skizz love watching Grian build and pretending to know what's happening. Mumbo and Grian love watching Skizz exist and pretending to know what's happening

•None of them have any idea how to flirt at all. Grian tries to be slick but is just too uncool; Mumbo stumbles and stammers so much he can't get a sentence out; and Skizz says pick-up lines that ONLY make sense to him

•Mumbo is the only one allowed in the kitchen

•Totally unrelated to the last point, Grian once convinced Skizz that it was a good idea to try to make instant ramen in the coffee machine

•Mumbo makes his boyfriends little mechanical trinkets as a love language. They keep every single one

•Skizz has a golden promise ring, Mumbo has a silver one, and Grian has a bronze one

•Skizz gives the BEST massages known to man. Mumbo still isn't quite comfortable enough with touching to experience one, but Grian gets pampered every other week

•Grian sometimes flies as he walks next to Mumbo and Skizz to feel taller

[digdeepergravedigger09]

Grizzleman doodle :)

[girltimeswithscar]

why does no one respond when i post these

[lilianntheendericarada]

Hehe I love them

Max, holy shit, you genius

[alittlebitofwonk]

“PUSH HIM OFF, SKIZZ!” Gem shouts, voice echoing up the mountain. Gem herself is nothing but a dot of brilliant red hair and green coveralls.

For just a moment, Grian hesitates, glancing back at Skizz. A rail tie is still in his hands, which are stained with gunpowder and redstone.

“They’re all waiting for you to hit me off this,” Grian jokes, despite his hesitance, despite his guarded posture.

“I’m not doing it,” Skizz insists, “I’m not doing it, dude! I have my limits, man.”

For a moment, as Grian digs through his inventory for planks, there is something charged in the air between them. A quiet and insistent thing. Grian knows it well— that same thing once hung in the air between him and Scar as they overlooked a desert they could never truly protect. It was there the first time he encountered BigB, before his hopes were shattered by a punch in the arm. It was there standing on a precarious bridge with Mumbo in the Nether, pick in hand, blood hot and fingers itching for a kill.

It’s here now, as Grian slots the tie into place and extends the planks a little further.

What a curious thing, those sparks, that promise. Precarious, as always. Grian is no fool— it won’t last. It never does. He’s close with everyone he’s ever been entangled with, that’s true, but the games end and the relationship fizzles out, and that’s that.

But maybe, for just a moment, Grian pictures sitting on the docks in Hermitcraft, watching the sun set behind Gem’s lighthouse as the ghostly fish circle in the sky, a warm, scarred hand in his own. Wings brushing wings.

For just a moment, Grian lets himself love.

[appleblocks]

watching the new GIGS phasmo video and Skizz just called Grian 'pumpkin' and aw that is so cute

Grizzleman enjoyers rise up, the world needs more of us

[mcytshipsandmore]

Grimpulse, Skizzlepulse, Grizzleman, all wonderful, love them all, BUT I offer you something better: Grizzlepulse! ALL THREE!

~🖤🪨

YES!! ALL THREE!!!

-🍫

[lunarcrown]

When grian wants to be carried around like a Princess by skizz but he has the attitude of a ornery cat SMH

[chipperchemical]

here's a headcanon for most Skizz ships to prove my theory that he is the most shippable man to ever exist

Bdubs/Skizz - Skizz pampers the HELL out of Bdubs. giving him random gifts, constant PDA, always letting him steal his clothes. (you know how when cats lick and clean rabbits, both the rabbit and the cat think they're the dominant one in the exchange? yeah. that's them.)

BigB/Skizz - they have the strangest uncle vibes you've ever seen. they'd show up to the gathering with homemade desserts, forget everyone's names twice, refer to each other as "roommate" while wearing wedding rings, and leave with the bowl of Doritos. cryptid couple.

Etho/Skizz - as they lay together, they'll both trace each other's scars oh-so-gently with their fingers. sometimes they'll trail kisses down them. Etho isn't much of a touch person, so Skizz treasures these rare moments when they're so intimate.

Scar/Skizz - they have watched the entirety of the Star Wars franchise about three times by now. Skizz still isn't really sure what it's about because Scar likes to ramble over the dialogue with trivia about each individual scene, but he prefers it that way anyway.

Grian/Skizz - it's pretty common to see them both up in the air, having a flying competition. Grian is objectively much better: he can swoop and curve and dive with such elegance, while Skizz can barely change direction without a bit of stumbling. they're both too competitive to give in though, and it's just so much fun! so far, the score is 82 - 0. (and hey, if all that flying exhausts them both so that they get home and cuddle until they sleep, then bonus!)

Impulse/Skizz - Skizz always seems to know when something is bothering Impulse, to the point where he'll fly across the server to see him because he "just had a bad feeling". it's always correct, and Skizz always makes sure to comfort Impulse.

Martyn/Skizz - they make each other laugh SO hard. it's rare to see them not smiling around each other because of how much chemistry and banter they have. absolute chaos bringers.

Mumbo/Skizz - Skizz can very easily pick Mumbo up as if he weighs nothing. if they're together, Mumbo barely gets the chance to walk anywhere because Skizz just loves carrying him bridal-style to various places. sometimes Skizz will even have Mumbo in one arm and another hermit in the other just to show off; Mumbo finds it quite handsome.

Pearl/Skizz - Pearl makes Skizz bouquets of flowers as random gifts, "just cause!". he keeps all of them in a vase in his base, keeping them until they're wilted and dying until she gifts him a new one. occasionally he'll put a flower in his suit pocket when they go out, to match with one in her hair.

Ren/Skizz - they're constantly play-arguing about who's the better lover, who's better at flirting, etc. they will only stop when Skizz pulls Ren in for a kiss so he physically can't argue back.

Scott/Skizz - they're all softness and sweetness. Skizz will talk to Scott in a softer voice than usual, making sure he bundles up warm or has a hearty breakfast; Scott laughs and pushes him away ("I don't need you mothering me!"), but he does find it quite endearing to not be so independent for once. bonus: they're totally like parents to the rest of the group. they've grounded Jimmy twice.

Joel/Skizz - the MOST competitive couple on the server. if they're going somewhere, it's a race; if they're flirting, it's a challenge; they are just non-stop. at first, Skizz tried to reign in Joel's competitiveness a bit, but it's just so much more fun to make everything into a playful competition. they are the reason Uno was banned at the group hangouts.

Jimmy/Skizz - refer to themselves as "jizzle" when together. they enjoy the sheer rage and disappointment that it's always met with.

Tango/Skizz - they are the MOST PDA couple you will EVER see. Tango is constantly calling Skizz handsome, hanging off of him, gently biting him on the arm; likewise, Skizz always has an arm around Tango, squeezing his cheeks as he tries to talk, pressing kisses all over his face and arms. it's sickeningly sweet.

Cleo/Skizz - they're both so chaotic but in such different ways: Cleo is one annoyance away from setting fire to someone while Skizz is one funny idea away from setting fire to himself. sometimes they have to reign each other in, but most of the time Cleo is burning down a building and Skizz is cheering them on from the sidelines. he brings little cheerleader pom-poms.

Zedaph/Skizz - they are banned from the kitchen after trying to make instant noodles in the coffee machine <3

[follow-the-compass-home]

Aaaaaa!!! I'm so sorry this took so long but!!! I have finished your gift for @mcytblrholidayexchange!!

@digdeepergravedigger09 I absolutely loved your assignment and I had so so so much fun writing it and I just hope you'll enjoy it too! It got a bit out of hand with the lenght lol but that just means more gift!

[digdeepergravedigger09]

Grizzleman doodle

[fogwitchoftheevermore]

every time i see grizzleman content (which is not often to be fair) i have a moment of “…is this my fault somehow” because most of it IS. so you can imagine my FUCKING SURPRISE when that ecto art happened.

[schmooplesboop]

Sebastian looks like Joel but with slightly less Grizzle.

[mcytshipsandmore]

Skizz x Grian

Was watching Grian and Skizz do the trial chambers and Skizz is one of the few people that Grian is genuinely trying to help and not prank with death but Skizz is so clumsy that he just dies anyway. I feel like Grian might have tried killing quite a few other people but he was actually helping Skizz stay alive

I saw fanart of those two dancing in the trial chambers and it changed my brain chemistry

(side note, we now have the holy trinity of skizzpulse, grimpulse, and grizzleman)

-🍫

[lunarcrown]

*on my hands and knees, handing you my soul* Please, may I humbly request some more Grizzleman? 🥺🙏 Your art of them is so so cute omg

One last drawing for the year~ skizz getting grian into hysterics about his guess the build giraffe is SUCH A MOMENT and I love it