#but it was probably undernovela

[moccasins]

so i had a thought

hen error cries he probably just makes more strings and it fills his sockets and it hurts. kinda like what happened in the og comic.

…this has probably been done before XD

[jackyandjackster]

I wonder if NolError knows about undernovela?

[the glitchy texture one is how I think what it would look like if we actually watch him like he's inside a tv]

[thaltro]

Which sanses in this fandom you think are the most autism GO!

Error and ink probably

Ink: doesn’t understand social cues , definitely has Alexithymia, wears loose baggy clothes and can’t wear shoes cause of sensory issues, struggles with expressing emotions to the correct scenarios, probably struggles with lower empathy, he hyperfixates and probably stims, headcannon he can fall into negative stimming like self biting and picking when he’s overwhelmed, and like any good autistic rep is demonized/infantilized to hell and back by the fandom (side note he definitely has adhd)

Error: his sensory issues are wild especially with his fear of touch, if he could have headphones he would wear them 24/7, I head cannon him struggling with AFRID with his safe foods being chocolate, he probably goes non vocal when overstimulated, he litrally blue screens which I interpret as sometimes a autistic shut down, he definitely struggles with socialization and instead of getting into social situations safely re-enacts them with his puppets, he has hyperfixations like on undernovela, has a overwhelming feeling of things not being *right* and needing it to be *right*, also wears loose baggy clothes he can stim with. Also like any good autistic rep is demonized/infantilized to hell and back by the fandom.

[sleepyfoxfandom]

Any time I see any content of any of the Bad Sanses driving, it is incredibly funny to me, because you cannot convince me any of those mfs can drive

Killer, quite frankly, would probably crash the thing on purpose because he thought it might be fun. Even if he knew how to drive, he should absolutely not be behind the wheel EVER. He would cause accidents on purpose. He probably shouldn't even be in a car while it is on the road.

Murder & Horror are both from timelines where they never reached the surface, so they definitely didn't learn to drive there. And I just cannot see them ever bothering to learn after leaving their AU either.

Nightmare is fucking 500 years old. You can't convince me he would even willingly step foot inside a vehicle, let alone learn to drive one. He would probably call them 'death machines' or something.

Cross is the only one I can maybe see learning how to drive. But even on the small chance he did know how to drive, I can absolutely see him crashing it if literally anyone else was in the car with him, for one reason or another.

And Error? Absolutely not. Even if he did know how to drive (which I cannot see him knowing how to do, the guy spends 90% of his time either watching Undernovela, knitting, eating chocolate, destroying shit, or combinations of the four), his road rage would be horrifically bad. He would end up in a 10 car pile up because 1 guy pissed him off. He would be an absolute hazard on the road.

[lya-ayl]

Romantic Error!Sans Headcanons:

- Tsundere! He is so tsundere. He is like a cat. If you give him affection, he would back off but he would stick around with a blush on his face. He likes the attention and doesn't want it to stop but he won't tell you that ever. It will be obvious he likes it by his blushing and attitude though. He isn't as clever as he think he is.

- He doesn't like touching so no kisses or even hand-holding! But, he would let you sit close to him that is closer than he ever let anyone else. Maybe he would let you hold onto his clothes that aren't directly on his body, like his scarf or sleeve. That's probably the closest you'll ever get to touching him.

- He isn't verbal with affection. He is the action type to show he cares. He'd give you a scarf when it's cold or bring you your favorite drink when you ask for a cup of water. He doesn't say it but he cares for you a lot. You could probably tell by how much he does for you just to make you comfortable.

- He'd knit you things like clothes as a gift. He would claim that he was doing it for fun or to pass time but all the clothes he gives you fits perfectly and is the type of fabric you like. He would even try his best to make clothes that you mentioned about. You talking about a nice sweater you saw? Bam! He made you one with his own charm.

- He would try to get you to stay around a bit more, to hang out a bit longer. He'd say the next episode of Undernovela is super exciting and interesting just so he could have you sit next to him for another hour. He would have you help him make dolls just so you have a reason to keep staying. The more clingy he is, the more reasons he has for keeping you around.

- He'd make a plush doll of him and you. He'd let you keep both of them and would make you more if you asked. If you kiss or be cute with the Error doll, he'd get flustered. He'd deny any claims of him being flustered despite it being really obvious.

[milkamel]

Did you know canonically error and ink have never actually met before?

How do you think the meeting would even go?

Yeah, I do! And not only that but I know that if they canonically met they’d be friends! <3 I love this silly fact, and it’s funny how people interpret their relationships in different ways.

I think they’d meet accidentally as if it’s fate, maybe Error would go on to destroy another AU when Ink would catch him to protect the universe from destruction. Ink would probably be excited to meet him, would ask hundreds of questions and be curious as what Error’s doing while Error would probably find him annoying and inconvenient. I don’t think at first Errror would be too fond of Ink but I’m sure he softens in the end. It might be nice to have to talk to someone besides the voices.

Maybe as the time passes they could bond over stuff, relax while watching Undernovela, fight as if it’s some game to them and just be friendly with each other. I like them being enemies (though, it’s not really enemies? Just Error finding Ink annoying but at the same time being occasionally friendly with him, like in Underverse) but friendship sounds very wholesome as well <3

[wonderfull-star]

Me before watching season 1 of Undervese fully: Wow, it's Ink! The well-known funny skeleton artist! Yes, he is also on the same side with the Classic, Fell and Swap! And he'll definitely be on their side until the very end of the season, right? Right…?

Me after watching the season 1 fully: What the hell is going on in this series??! Who is the hero and who is the villain??! And why did an incomprehensible, terrifying inky demonic creature straight from the deepest depths of hell stare straight into my soul??

Even Nightmare was a little scared! Although I didn’t expect this from him. Of course, I saw a lot of videos where Ink is depicted as soulless with an evil, scary face, but I still didn’t expect such a large-scale betrayal. Ink is a real scammer. When I watched the episodes, Error seemed MUCH more sane to me. At least he was doing his job all along. Error even concluded a truce with Ink and canceling of which Ink was to blame. What did Ink do throughout the series? Yes, anything but definitely NOT the protection of au’s. Oh yes, I remembered! For him it's just a game! And no, I’m not discussing the problem of the plot, but rather its merits. Like.. Yes, yes! This is what I expected! They showed us what Ink really is like without his paints. And that is, that person on which it is definitely better NOT to rely. Not only because of his memory problems and many oddities, but also because, having lost his paints, he will simply not care about anyone(well,even with emotions, sometimes Ink doesn’t care either). When I looked at the moments with Error I was like: what’s wrong? I've seen many people portray him as a crazy psychopath (well maybe a little) while Ink is portrayed as a "hero". However, I had mixed feelings while watching it. While at least Error was fulfilling his purpose, Ink sometimes did all sorts of nonsense, pretending to be a “good guy” and disappearing at the most inopportune moment. Error didn’t even intend to touch anyone at first. Until, of course, Ink and Fresh came to interfere and started acting like idiots. Now I don’t even remember why at one point Ink came to Error (when he was just watching Undernovela). Probably just to torment him (as he usually does in company with Fresh). Fresh is just added here for background. For the beauty and aesthetics of the series, so to speak. And Error basically like a punching bag. Now I don’t understand why Nightmare still hasn’t joined all this “fun” of Ink and Fresh. I'm sure that there are more negative emotions in Error himself than in all multiverses. Oh, yes, then there would be such an exciting plot where Nightmare carries poor XChara, exhausted and beaten by life, across all the damn multiverses for the sake of his sadistic pleasure (Nightmare, your true goal is in the anti-void,tho).

I just feel sorry for Classic, Fell and Swap. They were the most suffered by what was happening. In Undertale, everyone was waiting for Sans to finally come to a stupid picnic, while Cross deleted Fell’s whole damn Snowdin, and for Swap, his entire universe was destroyed while its inhabitants were in a stolen Underfell's Snowdin and stood motionless like mannequins in an abandoned clothing store 💀

What a funny Undertale cartoon 😊

[qstea]

hi! would it be possible to get headcanons about what kind of gifts they'd give or what they would do for their relationship anniversary? gender neutral reader for geno, error and if possible, fatal error as well.

(i've never sent an ask before so hopefully this is alright, its ok to refuse. love your writing!! :D)

📎 What They Do for Their Relationship Anniversary ★

Featuring: Geno!Sans, Error!Sans, Fatal_Error!Sans

#Notes: u gave me my top favs tysm *kisses you* srry this took like seven thousand years to make lolol but here u goooo

pronouns used: they/them

Geno Sans

Putting it in simple words, they have no idea what to do for the anniversary.

Definitely goes to Sans for advice and probably rambles about the situation to him. To which Sans just replies ‘get them something memorable, or take them somewhere, like per se, the spot where you met. maybe a vacation?’ and it just all starts to click in Geno’s head.

Alright, so. Their plan is to 1. Take you to the very top of the mountain where they first saw the surface and have a peaceful picnic with you. 2. Buy some of your favorite snacks and a movie you like and eat some popcorn up in their room, and 3. Cuddle and fall asleep together. Perfect anniversary plan.

Still super nervous about how it will go, and isn’t the best at speaking to others. Papyrus and Sans may or may not tag along and make it slightly less peaceful and a little less like alone time between the two of you.

If that does happen, it makes the atmosphere somewhat excitable. Geno isn’t the happiest about it, mainly because they really just want to be alone with you and just bathe in each others company, but if you’re enjoying it, they’re enjoying it.

Logically, some things end up backfiring during the anniversary, but it’s the thought that really counts. And for you two, is all that really mattered in the first place.

Error Sans

I don’t see them really caring about anniversaries. But if you’re super into it, they’ll go along with it.

Not really for taking you anywhere? I think they prefer staying in their anti-void and sharing their bean bag with you while watching undernovela (tbh you should’ve seen this coming. come on, it’s error.)

Afterwards, they’ll open a portal to Outertale and you guys can just hang out and watch the stars. Will point out constellations for you and everything. Ink likes to follow you and Error around mostly because he’s genuinely surprised Error managed to get into a relationship with somebody and for this long too! You better bet Ink’s going to make ship art for you guys on your anniversary. Outertale paintings are his specialty., so expect to find a few art pieces near your date spot in Outertale.

Error is mildly embarrassed and flustered when they do find these drawings though.

The kind of monster to make you a tapestry or a plushie of themselves. Not used to giving people gifts so they’ll just throw them out you and scurry away like the rat bastard they are.

The anniversary isn’t remotely well put together but it’s a nice spending it with Error, so it cancels the flaws out.

Fatal Error Sans

He has a vague idea on what an anniversary is supposed to look like. After being in the save screen for so long and then having Error brutally mangle his code, you can imagine just what that shit does to your memory.

You’ll have to bring up the topic of a relationship anniversary for them to even remember that those things exist.

Very busy a lot of the time (killing Papyruses and multiple versions of Swap and piecing their code together to try to make themselves a new brother, yknow the drill) so might not actually even have an anniversary with you.

But you mean the world to him, so if you practically beg him to do something for your anniversary, he will eventually give in.

Again you’re probably gonna have to do a lot of the work. He’ll just go along with whatever you have in mind. He doesn’t mind.

The most they’ll do is steal get some snacks for you.

Might attempt to crochet or knit something for you with his red strings but he’s not that experienced. He’ll definitely learn for you, though.

Most definitely not experienced in the art of romance so be patient with them.

[sansxreaderbraindump]

#3 "Unkillable bug" (Errorsansxreader fanfic idea)

Fanfic Idea: CP. (Computer Program) Reader is a computer program helper that helps outside players remove Bugs, viruses, and computer issues. You were made to help people how they wanted to be helped. You were placed in a void to do your job, your void is a safe zone for any natural outsiders. You don't let dangerous entities or any "bad sanses" in your void, only natural people can go in. CP. reader is very clean looking (they dislike being touched like error) they wear all white formal dress/suit to look "professional." You are a bit apathic sometimes but emotional aware of other people. CP. reader likes to organize and keep E.V.E.R.Y.T.H.I.N.G clean! (they are a full on perfectionist, if anything that doesn't feel right. they will spent hours fixing it if they had too. and they kinda have a big ego when it comes to being perfect. Soooo CP. reader and error relationship, you guys didn't like each other but only for a while. Error just crashed in your void unintentionally while you, floating in midair, were helping with a client. you didn't notice him or hear him (you can't hear anyone, only you can hear the clients so you can focus more.) he tried to get out but to no avail, he couldn't get out so he tried to call out to you, but you couldn't hear him so he used a different method. Error decided delete your hologram, you were very surprised by the crash. You've never had any difficulties with a client, hearing a glitched voice calling out to you. you turned around to see a virus, you were impressed and a bit pissed off to see the "Au destroyer" in your void and he ruined your work. you wanted to delete him from your void but turns out it doesn't work and he wasn't happy with your little attempt. so you guys fought till the both of you realized.. You can't kill each other for some reason; so you proceeded to kick him out of the void. you were upset when you gone back to recreate your hologram to see a unhappy review from a player. it damaged your ego so you begin searching for error to confront him about how he gone into your void and you eventually found him. knowing you guys can't kill each other, you and error argued till you left frustrated. Months went by since the incident, everything was fine till THE X EVENT HAPPENED. it interfered with your work and it seems you and error keep on meeting over and over again.. funni tags: (enemies to annoyances to friends to lovers) (Reader is a Perfectionist) (you and error acting like a old married couple moments) (awkward first dating moments) (angst with fluff) (this takes place in underverse idk what part I'm working on it) (non canon and canon scenes) (Reader and error: I HOPE YOU FUCKING KILL YOURSELF! *10 mins later* error to reader: so uhhh you wanna watch Undernovela with me?) (Long ass slowburn like PLEASE KISS EACH OTHER ALREADY! *COUGHS*) (you are the only person that error tolerates to touch) (because you are very clean like mr clean type of clean) (you probably smell like laundry detergent tbh) (first kiss) (....maybe make out AHAHAH /J....unless... ⚆_⚆)

[dreemurr-skelememer]

Undernovela is one of the gayest medias I know. Error probably even plays with his dolls and made „fanfiction“ of it that way

there's a whole headcanon multiverse going on in my inbox 😭😭😭😭

[fandomsfordays21]

I've recently been getting more in touch with my kintype, which has overall been great. I've been getting some memories and have been using those to feel actualized and comfortable with who I am. The problem, though, is that I've started missing some of the people I knew from my source/my cannon. I'm posting this partially to vent about it, but also so I don't forget these things. They feel so precious, and even though they make me feel kinda sad when I think of them, I still need to remember.

I miss the other Stars. Dream fussed over me all the time, and it was annoying, but now I miss being cared for like that. His aura was really warm and comforting too, even though it didn't have the same effects on me (Being soulless and all) it was really nice. His aura felt similar to being in a warm room? Like when you bundle up in a blanket with a warm cup of tea? It felt like that. I miss it... I've been wrapped up in blankets all day but it just isn't the same. Even though Dream wasn't the best cook, he baked pretty well... He made a lot of stuff that had honey in it... I can't remember what it was called... Some sort of flakey pastry that had a type of honey taste? Or was it apple? I need to find it again...

I miss Blue, too. He was really fun to be around... We would talk with each other for hours about random things. I would forget most of what we said to each other later, but I wrote some of it on my scarf. I liked talking with him... He banned me from the kitchen because I kept accidentally setting things on fire. He gave the best hugs. Dream did too, but Blue gave really strong and energetic hugs. Blue hugged by running up and crashing into you as he wrapped his arms around you. Dream was a lot softer with it, but I loved hugging both of them...

I miss Error a lot too, which is probably surprising to a lot of people, but not at all to me. I liked to bother him. We would call each other names and beat each other up, only to meet in Outertale later where we would stargaze together. I would talk, he would knit and grumble along. I don't know if he was listening, but I hope he was. He was a jerk sometimes, yeah, but so was I. He'd yell a lot, I thought it was funny. One time he got so mad that he just crashed immediately before he could even react. I almost died that day. We were opposites, enemies, yada yada, whatever word you want to use... But we got along sometimes... One time he even let me on the beanbag! I didn't understand a word of what the people in Undernovela were saying, but the drama was so entertaining!

I really miss my kids too... God I miss my kids. I had three, Palette, PJ, and Gradient. Palette was the oldest, he was really energetic and like to run around. He liked to touch, holding hands, hugging, snuggling. He really liked to be carried. I can't remember how he used to do his art... That hurts so much... I need to remember that... Palette was quite literally a mix between me and Dream, a ray of sunshine, while also being the sun. (As in, he was just a flaming ball of burning energy). And then there was PJ. He's the middle child. You could tell. He was all angsty teen-ish. I didn't know how to handle that. He liked to craft stuff. He really liked clay. He was grumpy all the time, took after Error, (Which is funny because he looked and dressed more like me.) And then Gradient, or Grey, he was just a pure bundle of anxiety. He was always clinging to either me or Error. Clothes, hands, he had to be touching us at all times. He got a bit better about it as he got older, but he always had to have his hoodie on and sometimes had to have a plushie or something. I gave him a drawing tablet. He had bad problems with motivation and confidence. I tried to help him as best I could, but there were mostly just unfinished sketches on there. (I can't remember Gray's exact artstyle, but I know I loved it.) Gray had panic attacks a lot. I never knew what to do. It was scary... Error had to help most of the time.

...I feel like such a bad parent... I should have been more involved... I might never see them again... I'm fucking devastated right now.

I haven't gotten many concrete memories surrounding most of these people, mostly flashes or sensations, but they're precious all the same...

[dadmareau]

What would be baby Dream's favorite show? And how long does Dadmare let him watch TV?

In post-story (or a modern au) Dream would love Bluey, or Curious George.

I also think that the guys would watch anime with Dream. Cardcaptor Sakura and Sailor Moon especially. Nightmare probably has to make Dream little baby cosplays later on because his dear brother requests it be so, but the old man isn’t doing much else besides the usual torment and suffering.

Dadmare lets him have an hour of TV after mealtimes. So around 2-3 hours a day. Granted, the guys aren’t great influences when it comes to not watching TV, but all of them slowly start spending more time playing with Dream than being on the couch. Plus, the shows they watch are banned from being played in Dream’s hearing vicinity.

(Error, however, fights for reigning title of Coolest Uncle/Dad/Duncle by letting Dream watch a little bit of his favorite show: Undernovela.)

[rarepair-haven]

I think a good shipname for Error x Classic would be: Moth.

Because the moth, the insect, was the FIRST computer BUG to exist.

(Long story short: this happened because a moth (insect) literally entered inside the computer, causing problems with it.

And that's why bugs are called...well, bugs- )

Sans is the first existing Sans, and Error is the first Sans that bugged.

So...to me this makes some sense.

And well, since Error doesn't eliminate the main au of the multiverse, in this case: Undertale, he implies that he has nothing against Undertale and its Fun Values, he just doesn't care about them.

At some point, I imagine Error ending up visiting Undertale for...reasons he can't remember :).

He would feel a strange feeling of deja-vu from this place.

And then, halfway through, he meets Sans.

Sans, as always, would be friendly towards Error.

Maybe Error would be rude to him at first, but Sans wouldn't care, and would just keep trying to make friends.

Sans would make his natural jokes, and Error, like any other Sans, would find them funny, and nostalgic, in some way.

And well, over time, Error would like to spend time with Sans, as he is not an anomaly like the others, he already existed, perhaps even before Error himself.

Of course, it would take a HUGE amount of time to get to that point, as he seems to have trust issues, but anyway-

Error would maybe vent to Sans about this multiverse balancing thing and Ink not being able to keep this shit balanced.

Sans would obviously understand Error, because, unlike Ink, he is more sensible-

They would do different things together: they would tell jokes, they would laze around, they would just make small gestures of affection because aphephobia-

Error would even take Sans to watch the real stars in Outertale, as Classico has probably never seen them, and he also loves astronomy, so there's no way he wouldn't like it.

They would both nerd out about space, watch Undernovela and other crap on TV, Error would teach him how to knit, Classico would call Error a nerd because of his glasses as a way of teasing him.

Classic would also play pranks on him, using mainly the old and famous whoppie causion-

And with all this attention and affection that Error would be receiving, he would start to fall in love with the Classic.

Error being a wet paper towel around Classic sans is my favorite thing ever. Hes this weird guy who is both overpowered and very easy to beat in a fight but the moment “the Original” is around he’s the epitome of those images of large eyed sad cats who just follow people around all pathetically

[luminousjellyfishy]

i need an expert's opinion

would Error be a unicorn, pegasus or an earth pony?

Oh I am far from an expert on MLP anything but I’ll try??

Or were you calling me an expert on Error? :D

I know nothing about it so anything here is based off of this: https://www.reddit.com/r/mylittlepony/comments/tafmhg/pros_and_cons_of_earth_pegasus_and_unicorn_ponies/t

Also I’m going to keep these as close to canon Error as possible

ALSO ALSO, I’ll say my reasons for why he wouldn’t be something so you can have more to go off of and make your own opinions

Underneath the cut because it got a bit out of hand-

Ok, here I go

I don’t think Error would be a pegasus because he doesn’t seem like that fast of a guy? Like I mean honestly, Lucidia!Error wears flip flops and Ask!Error wears slippers. I mean, even without them, he doesn’t seem like he’s all that athletic; especially considering that his strings are how he catches the majority of his opponents, so there’s no real chase. Also for the cold rest resistance part, I’ve often seen Error’s glitches described as burning, so I think that he probably wouldn’t do well in high altitudes since he’d be likely better acclimated to heat. I don’t know if ‘burning’ is a canon description for the glitches though- The sucky part of saying he wouldn’t be a pegasus though is that he most definitely would have great reflexes due to his haphephobia and his instincts from being nearsighted.

Next up is that I don’t think he would be an earth pony because he’s pretty strong magically? He’s literally the destroyer of AUs, so I can’t see him being something without some form of technical magic. Also, I don’t think he’d be that strong physically because he relies on his strings so much for everything. He has to lift up this random thing to get underneath (for whatever reason)? He’ll just use his strings instead of his hands. Also, all of his demolition is through his magic (strings, larger than average blasters, bones, code, etc.) and none of it appears to rely on physical strength, which is what earth ponies seem to be about. There’s also the ‘nature connection’ mentioned in the Reddit post and applying that to Error is laughable. He couldn’t care less about AUs and their happenings, so I don’t think there would be any connection. If there was, then his ‘job’ would likely suffer since he would potentially not want to harm the AU residents/AUs themselves.

Moving on, this leaves me with saying I think he’d be a unicorn. He seems to have high levels of magic (remember, AU destroyer) and he’s coherent in reading code (Ask!Error comic- probability of Underswap existing). The magic levels are self-explanatory, but reading code is applicable since he would require decent mental capabilities in order to understand and decipher it. Also just to get access to it in the first place, although that likely has to do with him being a glitch. Another point (which is based on a comment on that post) is that he’s mentally unstable. In order to balance his high magic, it would make sense that he’d have mental issues, displaying themselves as his insanity. There’s also that I think that unicorns would be very reliant on their magic for even very trivial and menial things, which Error most definitely would be. I mean seriously, he uses his portals to steal from Underfell, his strings for a decent portion of combat and to bring down his puppets, and his windows to watch Undernovela. LIKE HONESTLY, the guy tried making Blue fight Underswap Papyrus instead of fighting him himself, which while it does make sense with context, it still goes to show that he’d rather use his ‘puppets’ to do his dirty work than do it himself.

So-

Um. Yeah.

I hope this helps!!

[lover-of-skellies]

How smoochable do you think Error would be ? i doubt it'd be very high lol

Alrighty,, for Error, he gets a smooch-ability rating of 5 out of 12, mostly because of his temper and how poorly he could react to the sudden physical contact

1) How dangerous is his mouth? Even though Error doesn’t have sharp or jagged teeth, I don’t think I’d say his mouth is 100% safe. He glitches occasionally, so if he happened to glitch just as your lips pressed against him, you could either A) get a little light sting or zap from it, or B) you could temporarily phase through him a little bit. Since glitching puts the solidity of his body up for interpretation, there’s a small chance that glitching means that for that short moment, he’s not entirely solid. That’s more awkward than dangerous, but the stinging or zapping, however, we know nothing about. We don’t know if it’s a canon thing that could happen, and if it was, we don’t know how intense it’d be. If it does happen, there’s a chance that that could put you in a very brief world of pain. I’ll only give 1 point for this, since it’s mostly speculatory

2) Would Error bite, and is he aggressive? I can already tell you that yes, he’s aggressive. He’s the self proclaimed Destroyer, he has a horrid temper and too much power at his disposal, and we know he’s guilty of kidnapping people and holding them in the antivoid (such as the case with Blueberry/Blueberror). His job in the multiverse is destroying AUs, even if those AUs are harmless and contain countless innocent lives. Hurting people and killing seems to be part of his job description, if I’m being honest. As for if he’d bite, I mean… he destroys AUs, sometimes just because he feels like it, so yes, I think he would bite. He’s killed people, so what would stop him from biting? Nothing. He could bite if he chose to, and if he felt it was necessary. For this, he gets 0 points

3) Are there any health hazards for the smoocher? His tremendous amount of magic and his threads could be seen as health hazards, unfortunately. When you pair them with his temper, the risk becomes significantly greater. He doesn’t leak any gross fluids or anything, but unless he leaves the antivoid to go places and take showers every so often, he’s probably got some pretty questionable hygiene. For this, I think it’d be reasonable to say that he doesn’t get any points. His body itself is a weapon that he regularly uses to take lives and cause destruction, and we don’t know how clean he actually is, which is a little yucky to think about

4) Is his backstory sympathetic? He started off as Geno, trapped in the save screen and unable to leave. He was completely alone and hearing voices for god knows how long, then the antivoid changed him in every sense of the word. He wasn’t Geno anymore, he became Error. From the bits and pieces of information that I can remember about him, the process of becoming Error was incredibly painful because of all the physical changes his body underwent. He’s so afraid of physical touch that it became full on haphephobia, and touch itself hurts him, so he can’t even be physically comforted with things like hugs or pats on the back without suffering. Another piece of information I distinctly remember reading was that when he became Error, he was angry and felt like he’d been wronged somehow right from the get-go. Those were residual feelings leftover from Geno that became a core part of himself, so even if he can’t remember why he feels that way, he just does, and he can’t do anything about it. All he’s got to pacify those feelings is Undernovela and chocolate. Admittedly, it’s a bit difficult to feel sympathetic for someone who seems to enjoy destroying things and killing people, but all things considered, yeah, I feel like his backstory earns him at least 1 point

5) Does he deserve a smooch? For trauma and mental health reasons, yes, but in general, I don’t think so. He’s been through a lot and continues to go through a lot, as long as he continues collaborating with Nightmare and having to deal with Ink and Fresh, but it doesn’t excuse what he does or the kind of person he’s turned into. You could argue that it’s not his fault, and that he didn’t have a say in how he became the Error that we know and love, which… no, that’s not his fault and nothing he could’ve done would’ve prevented that from happening to him, but as things currently stand, he keeps fighting and causing problems, rather than exercising self control and just leaving things be. For this area, I’ll say he gets maybe 1 point, because of his poor mental health and how he wasn’t in control of what happened to him

6) Is he cute or cool? I’m not sure if I’d say he’s a cutesy character, but his unique design, clothing choices, and abilities definitely allow for some cool points here. Honestly, I’m just fascinated by glitches and how they function as opposed to regular skeletons or other outcodes. It feels like a biology/anatomy thing, and the nerd part of me is a sucker for anatomical weirdness and trying to understand how different things work and why they do what they do, so. Anyway. I’ll give Error 2 points for coolness, since he’s very well designed and is a walking enigma to (probably) most people

In total, his smooch-ability rating is 5 out of 12. There’s a very slight chance that you could smooch him, but if he doesn’t glitch at a bad moment and sting or zap you, then the physical contact would tip off his haphepobia and result in him panicking and lashing out, using anger to hide the initial panic. Lashing out in that moment could be solely verbal, but there’s more of a chance than not that he’d snatch you up with his threads. If he didn’t kill you in that moment, I’d be very surprised, considering how impulsive he can be

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baggs' human fanfiction aside, do the other skele boys have any guilty pleasures that they will keep to themselves for as long as they live?

Everytime someone mentions his human erotica I fucking lose my mind. It's hilarious, I love it so much for him. It's probably buried under ten-or-better files in his computer of varying scientific-sounding types, with things IN them to deter further snooping.

Killer is pretty shameless, but the closest thing to it would be his habit of rehabilitating cats, and especially the kittens. He's very gentle with the babies and has the process for mixing, warming, and feeding formula down to an art. (He thinks the way their ears move when they nurse is the most adorable thing.) Dust has a soft spot for small rodents. Rats, mice, sometimes hamsters and gerbils, and guinea pigs, although those are loud. Creatures that adapt to their new surroundings easily, who are resourceful and clever... plus they're soft. And rats laugh when you tickle them. Axe has a guilty pleasure of browsing listing sites for ideas for houses topside. He has an entire pintrest dedicated to it. He knows he'll get out eventually-- and on his own, no matter how many times Nightmare insists he just take some provided souls-- and when he does, he has grand designs on a house for him and his brother. Cross actually likes trashy telenovelas. He knows about Undernovela, and also knows that Error likes it. If he thought he wouldn't get into a fight the instant they saw each other, he'd attempt to use it as an olive branch. He mostly wants to keep it a secret because the only other person (barring Chara when he's there) in the castle who speaks Spanish is Nightmare, and he really doesn't want the teasing from the boss about his tastes in programming. Nighmare hides his writing. He's got a couple books floating around the castle, but no one knows he wrote them. Poetry, too; I mentioned before he uses a different pen name every time. He intentionally uses names that don't connect to any theme of his name or darkness whatsoever, even though the thought does his dramatic heart good. He's dabbled in a bit of composing, but nothing's stuck.