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dwinjohnsel · 6 months ago

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I didn't cry at work today

That's all I have to say I'm just very proud of myself

#but it was a close call #no tears left my eyes but they sure as hell tried

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gay-otlc · 2 years ago

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Transgenderism is great. Where else could you get sentences like "oh shit my dick fell off"

#my dick did NOT fall off actually #but it was a close call #that inspired this post #trans

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prototypemordred · 2 years ago

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There is no sound more wretched than the crunch of accidentally stepping on a poor little snail

#196 #I didnt step on one just now #but it was a close call #snailposting

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allylikethecat · 2 years ago

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It is so hot out today, and also humid (or at least our version of humid) and there is absolutely no air movement whatsoever and I 100% just made myself sick riding my horse. He’s totally fine, and has had a cold shower, electrolytes and plenty of water and is how chilling with his fans and misters, but I am unwell.

#allylikethecat #ally’s thoughts #completely unrelated to fandom or fic #i just wanna complain because i think i gave myself some kind of sun or heat poisoning #i was fine while i was actually riding #but the second i got off i was like oh no #thankfully i didnt actually throw up #but it was a close call #apparently we’ve been on the national news for how hot it is #the bestie texted me and was like i saw how hot it was on tv #dont die #and i was like its too late #im going to take a nap with the ac turned to the max #but maybe after i’ll give fictional!matty a touch of sun poisoning #so he can suffer with me

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lemonfroq · 6 months ago

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gotta eat em all 2! falin + thistle edition

#my art #ik there's an actual chimera pkmn called silvally but i wanted to try smth different this time :]#delicious in dungeon #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #pokemon #crossover #falin touden #chimera falin #falin #thistle #thistle dungeon meshi #laios touden #laios #marcille donato #marcille #farcille #if you look closely

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aldecaver · 4 months ago

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Transformers One movie novelization is a fever dream

#transformers #transformers one #tf #maccadam #and of course historians will call them #close friends #colleagues #roommates #anything but lovers #I need to speak to a pearson who #wasn’t brave enough #to actually put this in the movie

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chloesimaginationthings · 1 month ago

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Michael has always been awkward in FNAF

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keferon · 1 month ago

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Don’t mind me I just like to see him go bananas about cartoonish Autobot rules

Maaan…..if Prowl was in tfp he would spontaneously combust at least once a day

#maccadam #transformers #prowl #tf prowl #there is no Prowl in Tfp so Optimus can pull all kinds of heroic cartoonish bullshit #and only Ratchet actually calls him out on it #but Ratchet also kinda has soft spot for Optimus #Op does sad eyes and Ratchet is like okay okay sorry I understand #Prowl would see the whole situation and lose his marbles immediately ahahahah #lol hey hey you. two people who read tags. imagine little au realquick #Autobots find the escape pod with Smokescreen right #but there’s two bots instead of one #back on the base humans look at the new guys and like #Smokey is fun and energetic and eager for heroism and adventure #and then there’s Prowl. The final boss. The ultimate MOM.#He makes one step into base and immediately starts scolding Optimus and everyone except for Ratchet #agent Fowler listens to him talking and decides that Prowl is his favorite autobot #damn. Prowl would SO not approve keeping humans around. Kids would hate him #but also he would be completely right. Because by keeping humans that close Autobots basically show that the humans can be used as leverage #against them you know.#He would immediately suggest getting rid of kids and hiring actual competent adults instead. So all hacking can be done by professionals #and all infiltrating can be done by people who are at least old enough to drink you know #yea kids would haaaate him so much #he would also build make all kinds of little annoying gadgets bc I have read Covenant of Primus and tfp Prowl is smart like that #he would be going around sticking trackers on every enemy he fights #and then triangulating Cons positions by the coordinates where their signals stop tracking #bc Nemesis blocks them #He would also keep sending Smokey to ghost through walls and steal all kinds of valuable shit from Megsy #they would be such a menace together #man this is getting kinda long I should probably stop

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guhbwuh · 1 month ago

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Oooh could I please request Price doing a dad sneeze? You know the really loud, aggressive ones. Some friends were talking about their dads today XD thanks!

was giggling the entire time drawing this.

#requests are closed for now btw!#bwuh requests #bwuhart #call of duty #call of duty fanart #cod #cod fanart #john price #captain john price #price cod #captain price #price call of duty

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that1nerd-20 · 2 months ago

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When a fanfic writer puts a nickname you think Is icky in their smut fic

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ghost-bxrd · 11 months ago

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Headcanon that when Jason so much as says “ow..” on the comms the rest of the batfam immediately assume he must be dying.

#look Jason NEVER complains about being in pain #so it must be BAD #and after one close call #(and one death)#they’re not taking any chances #jason todd #batfamily #dick grayson #batfam #robin #bruce wayne #ghost talks #red hood #batman #damian wayne #tim drake #batdad #headcanon a

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mintyleaves00 · 1 year ago

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parents: how's college??

me a second away from looking on the dark web for my textbook because shit is expensive: great

#luckily i found it somewhere else #but it was a close call #and then i had to spend $70 on like a 10 pg book right after #college

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pangur-and-grim · 8 months ago

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god video calls have really shown me that I have no facial expressions..... I watched myself say "that's fantastic! that's the best news of my life," with the face of someone waiting in a lobby for a dentist appointment

#I think with close friends I'm probably more expressive????#I must be #also heheheheh book deal hehehehehhehe #it was a good call

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the-vegetarian-artist · 1 year ago

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the PJO fandom working their butts off to find two italian babies in the background only to realize the Easter egg is Nico calling for Bianca around the 12:3 mark.

#literally just checked it out #heard Nico calling Bianca twice he sounds so small and it makes me wanna tear up #veggie tells #pjo #pjo series #pjo fandom #pjo spoilers #pjo tv show #percy jackson series #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson #nico di angelo #besure to listen CLOSELY i had to play it mutiple times until his voice broke through the crowd jumble

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thereblob · 1 year ago

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me: I need single colored bottoms and plain inners also me: hm how about another checked skirt and a cute dress tho?

#I didn't buy the skirt in the end #but it was a close call #I did buy the dress

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puppppppppy · 8 months ago

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thanks @chipper-smol for getting me ISAT i will be so irresponsible with the looping

#the real reason why you arent allowed to do this in game is because the dev knew we'd be nowhere close to finish it if we could #too much power and not enough responsibility etc etc. i dont even know if siffrin would want to stop looping once he figures out he can #do this. “stardust do you want to get out of the fucking loop or not stop smothering yourself on the fighters jugs” LMAOOO #i havent played it yet bc im gonna go in blind and stream it on call so 3 other ppl can watch me cry like a weenie in real time #my art #myart #in stars and time #isat #isat isabeau #isat siffrin #isabeau #siffrin #in stars and time fanart #isat fanart #isafrin #shitpost #i am. so fucking sorry

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