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I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.
Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:
Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao
this is so stupid :D
Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.
#fanart#billford#bill cipher#stanford pines#gravity falls#book of bill#i watched gravity falls because i was curious about all the Toxic Old Man Yaoi on my dash and wanted context#turns out most of the context was in the book of bill tho lmao#look they either banged or married or both while drunk and i will accept no other possibilities#you don't use the phrase 'and one thing led to another' in a PRIVATE JOURNAL if what happened wasn't salacious in some way#i mean - ford didn't exactly grow up in The Most Inclusive Time Period???#dude was probably like 'gotta use this wording for plausible deniability - NO ONE can know i boinked the talking triangle'#in other news - i must bully the baby billy#don't know how much more GF stuff i'll toss up here but i have a few other little scribbles in the works. probably won't color them tho lol#also don't ask me why bill's bowtie stays where it is despite his “pants” being under it. just. just fucking don't ok???#EDIT: oh and since i see this a lot in this fandom for some reason: DO NOT REPOST THIS PLZ K THX :D
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Since book 7 part 5 (the part where we meet Meleanor/Maleanor 👀) is coming to EN this month, i would love to see your take on lilia’s proposal to meleanor! i mean they were like little kids right? it couldn’t have been that serious…i think the only reason she even brought it up again is because she could tell lilia still genuinely loved her…(even if he didn’t realize it himself?) but, oh well! Let’s think about silly childhood shenanigans to numb the pain! ^_^ (orz)
oh shit?! get ready for a doozy guys, it's comiiiiiing ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
I chickened out of posting the whole thing (look, I get VERY carried away when it comes to these wacky kids and their Tragedy), but I do believe that it probably ended with Lilia getting embarrassed and just shoving the first thing he sees into his mouth to try and cover for it.
(we're just lucky it wasn't a frog this time)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 5 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 5 spoilers#please excuse the Dissertation that's about to happen (i have too much headcanon about them)#they've been ambiguous about most of the fae aging/developmental stages (plus lilia and mel's species age differently)#so this is entirely me assuming based on context#but i think that lilia being ~99 was probably about the equivalent of 9-10ish?#(i don't think his age maps perfectly onto 'human age times 10') (if only because i absolutely do not believe general lilia is 29)#(but in this case it feels right to me)#and i think of meleanor as being just slightly older (like ~11-12ish)#so like...kids but not LITTLE-little kids#so i think lilia was serious in a 'i have a huge crush on you and i haven't thought beyond that' kind of way#and meanwhile mel was more cognizant of how their dynamic was basically#lilia: i would die for you#meleanor: that's dumb#(lilia 600 years later: man she was right. that was dumb.)#but yeah I think she might've assumed (or hoped) he would grow out of it#except whoops oh no it just got worse#and then raverne made things MORE complicated and you know honestly maybe getting murdered was kind of a relief#meleanor in heaven: well at least he won't accidentally raise my kid to have the exact same -- are you kidding me#(i have too many thoughts to express properly i'm sorry) (i just. love these morons a lot okay.)
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#sabine has had an interesting development alongside rich burlew's own development as a writer#the very start with all the sexism it was like... hnngh maybe stop with all the ''whore'' and ''bitch''#(although haley can absolutely keep ''sneak attack bitch!'')#but as you get to see more of her she becomes far more interesting and yeah her relationship with nale is...#i was gonna say ''ethical non-monogany'' but ''ethical'' is not. not really a great word to describe an Evil succubus who sacrifices people#also to the point about nale's shock - i always read it as shocked at the *timing*#like it's not ''you've had sex with (presumably) four different people?!''#it's ''how did you manage to fuck four people in like three hours?!''#i do want to see her come up before the ending although i'm not really sure in what context she would#she is working for the ifcc so it's possible that when they reappear she will too#regardless to my original point#sabine is a great example of how burlew has grown as a writer and how the characters have become far more complex over the years#i keep trying to tell people - yes there's a lot of casual sexism and homophobia at the start but it was 2003 and that was normal!#it gets better! burlew gets so much better! he even calls himself out on it in a later strip!#these tags have gotten out of hand sorry but i have Feelings about oots and this fandom is like twelve people and a cat (and a dinosaur)#someone scream about oots with me!
@andromeda3116 these tags are raising some very interesting points so I hope you don't mind me reblogging them. I've actually been meaning to respond to this for ages, but then got ludicrously busy.
The slurs Haley throws at Sabine in the early strips didn't bother me so much initially not because I agree with them (I never have), but because I don't like all female protagonists to be heavily sanitised and overly perfect, and unfortunately it is quite possible for women to also perpetuate misogyny. Also my general policy on this sort of thing is to judge the work on its overall messaging, rather than the actions of one specific character. It would have bothered me a lot more if I'd felt that the comic was trying to portray Haley's language as justified, rather than a plausible character flaw - and I think Rich has confirmed that's basically all he intended by it. Having said that, I'm extremely glad that he also made the choice to have Haley move on from that. Not only is there a dearth of female characters in the early part of the story, Haley was the only prominent heroine, and it takes a few hundred strips until we see her with a sustained positive relationship with other women. I can certainly see why many people felt that it's really less than ideal to have your principal female protagonist throwing around that kind of language, particularly in those circumstances (so-called realistic flaws be damned).
This is actually a really good example for why I love Order of the Stick so much in spite of and in some ways because of its flaws - because you get to see that development as a writer, not only in terms of the deeper characterisation, more intricate plot etc. but also in how Rich Burlew grapples with moral/social issues and puts an increasing amount of thought into what messages his work is conveying. No person or piece of work is perfect but progress is possible. It's good to have a concrete demonstration of that.
Another example is the very conscious decision to stop sexualising all his female characters (I don't mind female characters being in sexual situations, but if the vast majority are fulfilling some romantic/sexual function and the men aren't? It's incredibly tiresome). It's so refreshing for an author to just say upfront: "my bad, I'll try to do better in future" and take it seriously, without feeling the need to get defensive and come up with loads of dubious justifications.
Separate point: I think it's pretty likely Sabine will return (for the first time ever in the new art style!) as she's still involved in whatever the IFCC is up to. It'll be very interesting to see how Nale's death has affected her.
A bunch of reasons why I have a soft spot for Sabine:
1) I like her understated comradery with Vaarsuvius.
2) Her interaction with Miko was comedy gold.
3) I hugely enjoy the way she keeps getting used to subvert traditional narratives around women’s attitudes to romance/sex (the revelation in strip 394 that she’s mad that Nale was trying to kill Haley, rather than sleep with her; strip 794 “women like me swoon for a hero, but that’s only because deep down, we think we can change them.”)
4) She may be a self-confessed “incarnation of illicit sex”, but the story isn’t usually interested in condemning her for her sexual proclivities (except for those occasions where she uses vengeful murder as an aphrodisiac, which: fair). The moral condemnation implied by the narrative is generally in reference to all of the aforementioned murder and also literally working for the forces of evil.
5) I also really like Sabine and Nale’s relationship. This isn’t because I’m particularly fond of Nale (I’m really not) but I do think it gives them both a bit of depth. I also like the fact that a non-monogamous relationship is treated as pretty non-sensational and valid (even if it did initially come as quite a shock to Nale; casually announcing you’ve had sex 4 times while off on a business trip and you don’t care who he sleeps with is probably not the best way of handling such things in real life). Anyway, if anything they are closer than ever in Blood Runs in the Family (despite a little insecurity on Nale’s part regarding Sabine’s attraction to Elan and all those edgy “good boys”). The occasionally-sleeping-with-other-people thing doesn’t actually disrupt their emotional bond at all. And basically, as a polyamorous person, it is pretty refreshing to see non-monogamy depicted in a way that doesn’t try to imply it is inherently inferior, and in the context of a relationship that is actually quite healthy (even if the rest of their behavior isn’t).
6) She helped V to thwart Tarquin, which is kind of covered in point 1, but I think it deserves a separate bullet point and quite probably it’s own separate post one day simply because I love the significance of this narratively. (In fact I hope she has a hand in Tarquin’s eventual downfall, though that doesn’t seem overly likely.)
7) She’s hot. (My husband suggested I add this one, and on consideration I realised it probably is a contributory factor so I agreed).
#sabine#i still want her to thwart tarquin though#but it probably won't happen#order of the stick#oots#haley starshine#female characterisation
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if this gets 100 notes i'll make art of my oc based on my favorite plushie
#i mean i could do it anyway but i'm too adhd to do that#so idk maybe if this actually gets to 100 notes i'll do it#but that probably won't happen because i have like negative reach#oc#my ocs
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been thinking about the sinnohtrio lately......plus misc other stuff
also, casual ko-fi drop!! get something in this sketchy style starting at $10 woop woop
#finally decided to do a commission test run u_u#pokemon#trainer lyra#trainer kris#trainer dawn#trainer lucas#rival barry#rival silver#ayalumi#hisuian zorua#luxio#timeskip tag#rkgk#anyway it's sinnoh time !!!#still figuring out their designs and lore but this works for now#god's specialest little guys & their very normal bestfriend who they would kill/die for. up to interpretation who is killing/dying#dawn is the platinum protag who meets giratina and becomes champion#distortion world affected her way more than compared to cynthia and cyrus since she's still a developing kid. but hey cool ghost hair!#4-5 yrs later lucas gets blasted to hisui..lost his memory for the three years he's there and when arceus sends him back he's just like Man#the entire time barry is CHILLING PLAYING HAVING FUN#and forever worried abt his friends ): dawn & lucas are soo nonchalant about what happened to them it's a bit concerning to everyone else#design comments umm the only thing that matters is that they still have their og scarves 👍#and i guesss these are spring/summer outfits. winter dawn gets leggings and big coat ok. she already has too much yin energy#btw i use the cleanse tag as the direct opposition to the spell tag even tho that's probably not a real thing LOL)#oh yea barry wears the tower master ribbon 24/7. tower tycoon in training and won't shut up about it (i love him)#character dynamics i will talk abt that in another post if i feel like it... these days i just want to go replay pla aughh
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I know theres a few people with this idea where what if the rest didn't JUST got kidnapped.. but worse.. and I love it sm!! It suits for halloween too! Im just adding them calling out for Green cause it's the last thing they said before being "merged" so to say
And Orange being the only one that has a hand to reach out was a callback to when he tries to ask for help outside to Green before Green closed the binds... and w/ him apologising to Green.. I wanna see how others would interpert that :))
Also theres this mfer /aff

#alan becker#animation vs animator#animation vs minecraft#green influencer arc#ava yellow#ava red#ava the second coming#ava blue#ava green#green screen amalgation for this halloween month would be real cool#it probably won't happened but it's still a pretty nice idea 🙏🙏
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The Black Stone is actually a cosmic remote which will allow Kayne (or Arthur) to control the music
What's up with the music in Malevolent? I have a theory that music is some powerful force that cuts through all dimensions, a force that even Kayne cannot control.
"Delicate tunes of the magical flute, slumbering under the mad beat of drums, where the god of chaos is sealed" that's about Azathoth, about what the god of chaos can be sealed with music! And Malevolent based on Lovecraftian stories so that's mean that's music MUST be powerful.
Or maybe not
What do think about all that?
#my new favorite theory#What if season 6 is going to end with no music and with Azathoth walking up and ending the series?#that would be funny#but it probably won't happen#I want Arthur to play the cosmic piano#malevolent#malevolent podcast
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you can thank freddie himself for being stuck in my head all day and dragging this out of me against my will
#Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy by Queen is to blame for this#superbat#batman#superman#clark kent#bruce wayne#dc comics#redbeeart#im finally slowly drawing again and i am finally working on stuff i owe. thank god#life happened at a bad time and now I probably won't have anything done for superbat week ... everyone did not cheer :(#but !! happy superbat week for next week everypony
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if you try to buy shoes or a belt these days the product description on the website will be like "a new Premium Vegan Leather made from recycled water bottles and discarded apple skins from the apple juice industry!!!" well i would like it to be made out of discarded cow skins from the cow industry. is that an option.
#sorry for being a real leather snob but it will happen again#i try to minimise the amount of meat i eat mainly for environmental reasons#but we're never gonna get to a 100% animal product free society and i don't think we should try to!#and replacing animal derived products with Yet More Plastic is an option that's pretty counter to my goals anyway.#i will take the dead cow shoes and wear them for ten+ years thank you#modern leather manufacturing means they probably won't biodegrade all THAT gracefully when i'm done with them#still better than polyurethane though.
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my god bbno$ just got invited to riot hq because of the jayvik livestream either they're gonna tap him for jayvik marketing ideas or christian linke himself is gonna take him out back and shoot him
#jayvik#this man's last words to the jayvik groupchat were 'I WILL CANON' my yaoi brother in arms you fight on the front lines for us#something either really good or really bad is gonna happen tomorrow and we probably won't find out about it lmao#because if it's good he'll be under NDA and if it's bad well. he either won't be able or won't want to tell us asfdsgfdhgf#as someone pointed out on twitter if this was a cease and desist they almost certainly would have just emailed that#bringing him all the way to the office?? crossing my fingers it's like. a music collab or an official riot games viktor cosplay request#(hey they did it in brazil and those two were jayviking it up sooooo)#ideally riot was just fucking blown away by the engagement online for this livestream (we're still at 112k posts trending)#and were scrambling to figure out how they can capitalize off of it hopefully seeing the bonkers market for jayvik#the fact that he got this call THE IMMEDIATE DAY AFTER THE LIVESTREAM like holy shit yknow. it's gonna be big#one way or the other#godspeed my man. be careful with him he's a hero#can you feel the winds shifting? in what direction is yet to be seen but. it's like the arcane's waking up yknow
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over the last 3 months i have seen myself called (and sometimes blocked for being assumed to be):
a racist/a bigot
homophobic/queerphobic/transphobic
ace/demi-phobic
a fascist
for expressing opinions such as "I found the characters and background stories in Veilguard weaker and less interesting than previous Dragon Age games" and "i miss the amount of tension and conflict that we used to get to explore with the player character depending on their in-game background and life history" and "i did not feel Lucanis' character and romance arc was fully satisfying while I was playing through it".
and since this all started we now have:
seen the entire DA staff laid off from Bioware
heard many now-former bioware devs talking about how toxic the workplace was during the development of DA4
seen allusions to Bioware/EA executives overriding plot/plans that the Dragon Age writers/devs would have preferred
extracted large amounts of cut content from the games that show things like increased emotional response range for Rook, or alternate endings for companion arcs (NOT concept art content, but actual written and even voice-recorded dialogue in the game files), or increased impact from decisions you could make in the game
IN ADDITION to what we ALREADY knew about how many times the game changed direction/leadership changed/the mid-process layoffs, etc.
so can we maybe not keep putting "people who come into the Dragon Age universe from a place of love and were ultimately disappointed with the latest installment" in the same trash bucket as "dudes on twitter who were mad there were trans/nonbinary characters in their AAA game". can we FUCKING as a community acknowledge that there are many reasons someone might not jive with a change in direction other than jumping to "they disagree with me so they must obviously be horrible people, whose opinions shouldn't be counted anyway" (<-if this is your first impulse maybe examine that also).
i am so tired and i am never gonna get an apology for any of it but NOW that a lot of the people who were posting/reblogging these sentiments are hearing/seeing all these other things add up. it's like suddenly now it's "acceptable" to have problems with aspect of Veilguard or want more from it, because the writers/devs have shown they probably did too during it's creation. whereas when I said these things right off the bat (because the only thing we had was the game we got. not the game we can pretend they wanted to make instead) it WASN'T because apparently expressing opinions on my personal tumblr counts as "being mean to/harassing devs who worked hard on the game" or, again, assumed I am a racist/bigot/facist/queerphobic.
you're allowed to still like Veilguard. it's fine i promise. you can love the game if you love it and my not loving it has nothing to do with your own relationship to this piece of media. i am happy there are people who truly can enjoy it without massive Caveats. but i am still seeing like 3-5 posts Per Week express those opinions and it is really destroying my love for the community i once enjoyed.
#like this week i unfollowed/blocked a bunch of blogs for the first time ever. went from 3 blocked blogs to probably 50. bc like#cmon man#and i do LIKE engaging with DA fandom in the ways i can because i have a deep love for the rest of the series and Parts of veilguard still#and i try to focus on those + tag negativity and criticisms and whatever else im supposed to be doing here! hello!#but the knee-jerk 'actually everything ruled and if you think otherwise you're a Monster' is somehow IMPOSSIBLE to escape#do you realize that is your friends and mutuals you're talking about in these posts#not just some ghosts you invented on a Different Platform who won't see it#well. anyway#dragon age#dragon age: veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard#datv spoilers#da4 spoilers#ramblings#this is not even getting into the same way this happens w/ any post about Solas also. bc i am frankly Too Tired for that#also not bringing my OWN identity into this bc it should NOT matter but. lol. lmao.
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millennial nerd woosterposting part 2 act 1 act 1
previous woosterposting: millennial nerd bertie wooster for some reason
i took 8d6 damage writing this and now i deal 8d6 psychic damage to you



Selections from J33V3S 1S TH1S YOU, which does not and should not exist oh god it hurts just to type it
#goodbye followers#woosterposting#do i dare to tag this with homestuck#i also considered having madeline bassett just be Grimes#cursed content#jeeves and wooster#bertie wooster#jeeves#madeline bassett#gussie fink-nottle#pg wodehouse#truly do not know what will happen if i use the homestuck tag in 2023#it's probably fine#right?#i won't do it#i'm a coward
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now that I can think semi-coherently again...whooooo's ready for Friday WEEHOO
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#stage in playful land#stage in playfulland#i've only had gidel for a day and a half et cetera you know the rest#guidel? gider? ah yes. what's that romanization. my favorite game#i'm gonna go with fellow and gidel until something official comes out i guess#anyway HEY it's spooky carnival time where everybody wears hats and then probably turns into puppets or something! i'm excited!#yuu and grim are probably going to be there also which means it doesn't canonically take place during glorious masquerade#which is unfortunate because that really is the most hilarious possibility#ace and deuce in unison: ugh you won't BELIEVE what happened while you were gone#these boys cannot just have one nice day without someone trying to take over the school or destroy all magic forever or something#such is life in twisted wonderland
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Could we see Zoro with the baby 3..🥹?
Yesss. This is later, so he's a little older here (maybe three) but in a way Baby 3 is the easiest for Zoro to bond with! Not because he's basically little Sanji, but because he was too young to really remember the way life was before.
#omegaverse#roronoa zoro#one piece#the one who has the issues are Kuina and especially baby 2#but can you IMAGINE how much the babys are loved especially with all that happened#the whole crew will love them ferociously#(also I can see Nami or Usopp looking at baby 3 and getting a little sad because Sanji isn't like that anymore)#(also Zoro too but that is a whole different complicated can of worms how he feels that he probably won't tackle and repress like a champ)
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Nintendo is not your friend-o
emulation is preservation
also be quiet about your emulators and roms, I feel like yuzu doing as much as they did in the public facing sphere is at least partially to blame for it getting taken down, regardless of how you feel about the patreon stuff and the developers. The Less Nintendo knows, the better it is for everyone else.
#Nintendo#Emulation#I'm grabbing copies of the emulators that I like while I still can because this is BAD precedent for all the others in the fleet#if they can get yuzu and citra they probably won't stop at yuzu and citra#and it's not that forking won't happen but people will have to be a lot quieter about it now#still bonkers to say that a switch emulator is harming wii sales in this year of 2024#also with ryujinx does anyone have any good reviews on if it's as good as yuzu or no?
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we know that chosen doesn't throw exploding fireballs, but no one else knows that
#like it's just not part of their kit. they don't do that attack#im saying dark probably killed mitsi and chosen just so happened to swoop down right after#ava spoilers#alan becker#subpixels#animator vs animation#ava victim#ava agent smith#ava mitsi#ava the chosen one#ava the dark lord#imagining vic trying to get them to do it in the Box so agent can turn it off- why won't you do it?#WHY HER AND NOT ME???
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