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ok listen if ur partner ever says "i'll just throw something on the TV for background noise" DON'T BELIEVE THEM it is a TRICK to give u a new brainrot
#art#artwork#fanart#yugioh zexal#goddammit i never asked for this#listen. they were made for me ok#i need to pin down what to call this genre of Thing bc it is so very much my Thing#Literal Soulmates?#idfk man#but it gets me every time#anyway i'm like halfway through no-one @ me lmao
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"i'm only afraid of dying alone" WHEN SHE LITERALLY ALREADY DIED ALONE ONCE
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Date of Marriage
Available digitally on Mangamo
#i love the grab#its so classic in romance#but it gets me every time#manga#manga recommendation#screencaps#romance#manga panel#josei#fyres hyperfixations#mangamo#date of marriage
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Watching PLL as an adult is really just a series of 😬😳😧 every time the adults are insistent on fucking those teenagers.
#like aria/ezra yall make me SO uncomfortable#yeah I read the books so like I know from the first bits#and I’ve watched up to season 3 in the past#but it gets me EVERY TIME#PLL
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My great-grandpa talking about the house he was born in: It had one stove, no electricity, no gas, no water, no sewage, no insulation, no toilet... It did have a floor.
Me: *loses it*
#i'm having a ball honestly#for all my complaining about transcription issues and having to look up random stuff#my grandpa (g-grandpa) had a specific kind of humor that my dad later inherited and i adore#dunno where he picked it up#but it gets me every time#faith talks
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I just watched The Locket and I’m a messsss
#farscape#the locket#john x aeryn#farscape 2x16#i’ve seen this episode 3 or 4 times#but it gets me every time#actually the first time i saw it when it was originally on TV I didn’t like it#but I was in my late teens when I saw it and it just didn’t hit me emotionally#a lot of things in this show didn’t hit me emotionally on my first viewing#like ‘Crackers Don’t Matter’ and ‘Won’t Get Fooled Again’#were just wacky episodes to me at the time#now they’re like so disturbing to me#especially WGFA#that episode is a complete mind frell#John had to have PTSD after this episodr#if he didn’t already
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I AM NOT AFRAID TO KEEP ON LIVING. THE SUN IS UP.
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work all night on a drink of rum
daylight come and me wan go home
stack banana til the morning come
daylight come and me wan go home
come mr tallyman tally me banana
daylight come and me wan go home
come mr tallyman tally me banana
daylight come and me wan go home
lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
daylight come and me wan go home
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daylight come and me wan go home
day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
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me say day
me say day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
a beautiful bunch of ripe banana
daylight come and me wan go home
hide the deadly black tarantula
daylight come and me wan go home
lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
daylight come and me wan go home
six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
daylight come and me wan go home
day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
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me say day
me say day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
come mr tallyman tally me banana
daylight come and me wan go home
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daylight come and me wan go home
dayo
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daylight come and me wan go home
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me say day
me say day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
#someone suggested i turn off reblogs. to that i say. i’m not a fucking quitter#esp when i get to see my husband dancing in my notifs every time this gets a note#since this reached 30k notes i wanted to say that people in the notes saying you shouldn’t feel safe around horses are right#story time :) when i was very little i got kicked in the face by a horse.#obviously this is very dangerous and i could have been concussed but there was no bleeding or bruising or no teeth knocked out#so my family didn’t believe me and even tried to convince me that it never happened at all. accused me of lying about it#it was specifically my grandma (who i realized much later in life was extremely emotionally abusive) who insisted i was lying.#but i remember it clearly. i know that it happened. i know that it struck my front teeth and knocked me to the ground#and i have never felt safe around horses since <3 or my family actually#ahem. i always felt safe around my grandparents. ‘‘not anymore’’ said knife grandma#are you still reading this?#reality is an illusion the universe is a hologram#you just lost the game#speaking of loss#|#|/#||#|_
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compilation of this type of post
edit: idk how much this is gonna do but since making this post i got covid and need some help, please consider it
#juno.txt#'k smog and batboy caught flipping a grunt' and 'is chep a brambles company' get me so bad every fucking time#actually preemptively putting this in my fav tag just cuz they make me laugh so much#fav
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the curse of adhd:
i will remember with absolute clarity, when the thought strikes me that i have a text to send someone, that this is the fourth time in three days i've attempted to send this specific text
i will forget, in the time it takes me to pick up my phone, that i picked it up intending to send a text
#every time#managed to actually send it today!#but also i have been reminded to post this by the fact that i just had a task to do in two different rooms just now#so i turned the light on in the room i was getting to second because my brain would go 'oh why is the light on that's weird'#and check the room and it would remind me to do the second task#in the less than five seconds between turning the light on and exiting the room#my brain went 'oh the light's on better turn that off before i leave'#and i had to manually catch myself#PLS.#adhd
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anyone who thinks dostoevsky's writing is dry and humourless is missing out on passages like this
#🐉#i dont think my version is the most common translation because its worded a bit differently#(but still gets the same point across)#however im glad because this bit makes me howl every time i remember it
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Obsessed with tiktoks of high school girls doing Steve Harvey cosplay. My favorite genre of video tbh
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ive watched this video 5 times in the last two days and it always makes me laugh til i get a headache & i wanted it on my blog but didnt find it anywhere so guess i gotta do it myself
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Greevil: Why are you sitting with your backs to each other? Eldes: We were fighting earlier Greevil: ...ok, but why are you holding hands? Ardos: We get upset when we fight and need emotional support
#i believe there are a few variations of this one because someone put it in a prompt generator#but it gets me every time#greevil#eldes#ardos#cipher#orre#pokemon#pokemon xd#shitpost#incorrect quotes#pokemon incorrect quotes#cipher posting
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(✿◕‿◕) die (ꈍ ꒳ ꈍ✿)
#MY GIRLLLLLLLL <333333 you're doing amazing sweetie kill them all you deserve to#anyway. coping mechanism. the problems in my life i could solve if society just let me have a death note#this show really is an exercise in patience and suffering i get SO squicked out#by how much the horrible characters and situations mirror the insanity of what's happening in real life#also the revelation that some of the actors are Exactly as shitty as their characters are is. ugh.#but every time i'm like okay i can't take it i need to stop to protect my headspace#i think of kimiko and am like.... no... i need to see my gir....#hope karen gets jucy roles in other shows too PLEASE#the boys#kimiko miyashiro#karen fukuhara#theboysedit#tvedit
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they are putting yaoi in the city art museum and censoring nsfw content with heat-responsive material so you have to put your hands on it to see dick
#just thinking thoughts...#I'm not sure I fully agree with whether it needs to be censored at all#but I do really like how they've resolved the situation#look at yaoi with a sense of purpose etc. get personal with it. if you choose not to then why not#places I'd love to take hypercapitalist taiwanese brazilian dude so he can examine his discomfort with yaoi lmaooo#'bro you are drawing so much gay shit... your plausible deniability is wearing thin... are you sure you're not a fudanshi'#<- the correct gendering on this still sends me every time
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