#but it gets me every time
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chacerider · 3 months ago
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ok listen if ur partner ever says "i'll just throw something on the TV for background noise" DON'T BELIEVE THEM it is a TRICK to give u a new brainrot
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lover-praxis · 1 year ago
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"i'm only afraid of dying alone" WHEN SHE LITERALLY ALREADY DIED ALONE ONCE
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untilyouremember · 6 months ago
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Date of Marriage
Available digitally on Mangamo
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evanbuckleysarms · 6 months ago
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Watching PLL as an adult is really just a series of 😬😳😧 every time the adults are insistent on fucking those teenagers.
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faithfulcat111 · 7 months ago
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My great-grandpa talking about the house he was born in: It had one stove, no electricity, no gas, no water, no sewage, no insulation, no toilet... It did have a floor.
Me: *loses it*
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I just watched The Locket and I’m a messsss
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get-inthechair · 2 years ago
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I AM NOT AFRAID TO KEEP ON LIVING. THE SUN IS UP.
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chiimeramanticore · 6 months ago
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compilation of this type of post
edit: idk how much this is gonna do but since making this post i got covid and need some help, please consider it
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river--ghost · 6 days ago
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work all night on a drink of rum
daylight come and me wan go home
stack banana til the morning come
daylight come and me wan go home
come mr tallyman tally me banana
daylight come and me wan go home
come mr tallyman tally me banana
daylight come and me wan go home
lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
daylight come and me wan go home
six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
daylight come and me wan go home
day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
day
me say day
me say day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
a beautiful bunch of ripe banana
daylight come and me wan go home
hide the deadly black tarantula
daylight come and me wan go home
lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
daylight come and me wan go home
six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
daylight come and me wan go home
day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
day
me say day
me say day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
come mr tallyman tally me banana
daylight come and me wan go home
come mr tallyman tally me banana
daylight come and me wan go home
dayo
dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
day
me say day
me say day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
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atalana · 9 months ago
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the curse of adhd:
i will remember with absolute clarity, when the thought strikes me that i have a text to send someone, that this is the fourth time in three days i've attempted to send this specific text
i will forget, in the time it takes me to pick up my phone, that i picked it up intending to send a text
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valtsv · 8 months ago
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anyone who thinks dostoevsky's writing is dry and humourless is missing out on passages like this
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ozcarr · 1 year ago
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Obsessed with tiktoks of high school girls doing Steve Harvey cosplay. My favorite genre of video tbh
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awkwardexxodus · 1 year ago
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ive watched this video 5 times in the last two days and it always makes me laugh til i get a headache & i wanted it on my blog but didnt find it anywhere so guess i gotta do it myself
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Greevil: Why are you sitting with your backs to each other? Eldes: We were fighting earlier Greevil: ...ok, but why are you holding hands? Ardos: We get upset when we fight and need emotional support
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kensatou · 2 months ago
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(✿◕‿◕) die (ꈍ ꒳ ꈍ✿)
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velinxi · 1 year ago
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Here's the full artwork I did for the upcoming Avatar concert! Thank you for having me🎶
Tour dates and info: https://avatarinconcert.com
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