#but it doesnt have to be my birthday party i just want an invite
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#i hate feeling left out#so fucking much#like i should be used to it by now but its still one of the worst feelings#even if i know its not personal idk#i wish i wasnt such a fragile bitch honestly#i know things arent always about me and i dont have a problem with that#but it doesnt have to be my birthday party i just want an invite#my whole goddamn life i’ve been excluded by people i thought were my friends#and now i know that i have friends so its not like they don’t like me#i’m secure in that at the very least#it’s just like. they like me but not enough to want me around#i love realizing that i’m nobody’s first choice for anything really
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uggh I'm gonna cry
#i lowkey miss when i had no friends 😭#i got invited to my friends birthday party and i really really didnt want to go#cause theres like 10 other people going and i vaguely know 2 of them#and theyre all kinda mean#like in the way your friends are mean where its clearly a joke#but im not friends with any of them-#qnd like in any other circumstance it would be fine#but its a POOL party#and there was no chace i was putting on a bathing suit and swimming#but i also was not ready to deal with being the weirdo who doesnt swim at a pool party#like i was really dreading this party#so i made some lame excuse#which is technically true#my brother DID break q bone today and my parents ARE being dramatic and i AM gonna have to wait on him#but thats not q good reason not to go#i was just really freaking out about this party#and its prob not a big deal and she definitely doesn't care as much as i think#but i feel so bad for being flaky#plus i already feel like a couple people there dont like me#so if my friend mentions why i didnt go theyre gonna think its a dumb excuse#i should have made something up but i had already said yes cause i couldnt think of anything#and then my parents wrre at the hospital for a really long time so i didnt know what exactly was happening#and i did genuinely think when i texted her that it was more serious and there would be no chance they could take me#qlso they both have stuff to do tomorrow (party day)#and i am actually gonna end up being the one helping him get water and stuff#but it just feels like such a lame excuse#idk#its just when im with these people (the ones going that im not friends with)#i constantly feel like i hace something to prove or theyll think im weird#and its so stressful
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#vent time#so out of the 6 people im gonna invite to my birthday only 2 of them are people i want there#the rest are just cuz i dont wanna be a fucking asshole#more than that if you include my siblings cuz i want my sibling there but i dont want my little brother#anyways but yeah the 2 people i actually want there are my best friends and i love them and if they disnt wanna come id straight up cancel#theres my friend from school who i want to be there but i know her and one of my best friends wouldnt get along#my friend from schools friend who i hang out w enough that i should invite them but who i dont know that well#and who would absolutely get in a fight with said best friend that wouldnt get along with them whcih is not something i wanna deal with#theres best friends friend who is kindof my friend but i havent talked to him enough in years for him to feel like a friend#hut i invited him last year so it would be weird to not invite him#and then theres my friend who like. gets along well enough with my best friends but just#hes fun to hang out with but i cannot trust him to not make me cry and i am not crying at my birthday party 2 years in a row#and then if we count siblings my sibling obviously i want there theyre fun and actually care and shit#but my little brother. frankly i dont want him around my friends at all since that time he took his shirt off#and laid down in front of the tv. while my friends were there. right in front of them.#which is gross as hell but even if we ignore that he is so fucking horrible to be around all of the time#he would actively try to cause the one thing that is not supposed to happen at this party(me crying)#but if i tell him to stay in the bedroom while my friends are there im being mean and a bad brother and blah blah blah#if i wanna go extra far i dont even want my dad there beyond him buying to food since he absolutely doesnt care about me not crying#but even though i only want 3 of these people there all of them have to be there because otherwise im being mean#just thinking about it kinda makes me feel like crying tbh because i dont think ill even have the energy for that many people#but not inviting any one of them would be me being a huge fucking asshole#i hate it really really genuinely#id almost rather not have a party but my sibling would get upset and think its their fault#plus frankly. i want pizza#which is probably the worst reason to have a party but who cares#its even worse cuz the only day i can do it is a day when i work so i get to come home w an exhausted social battery#and then a few hours later immediately deal with 6 extra people in the house#and because theres 6 people none of them will even wanna talk to me because i am always always always the least favorite friend#so ill just. what. sit there. maybe play kindom hearts or eyes of heaven if i want attention so bad im willing to get it thru being mocked
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Australian Grand Prix 2024
“look, phee! that’s daniel. can you say hi daniel?” max pointed to the australian man who was entering the red bull motorhome. it was ophelia’s first time attending a race so max wanted to make sure she was okay at all times. that meant that ever since the verstappen family entered the paddock, max had ophelia in his arms, even when he had interviews.
daniel approached the family of three with a giant smile plastered on his face. “hi, little miss phee.” he waved at the three year old girl. “are you having fun?”
ophelia was a shy kid. when you and max would get invited to one of your friends kids’ birthday party, ophelia would always stay with you or max. she wasn’t interested in playing with the other kids.
“it’s okay, phee, daniel is a friend.” max encouraged the girl.
“you’re daddy’s friend.” ophelia said in a low voice that daniel could barely hear.
“yeah, your dad has loads of friends here. you want to meet them?” he asked.
“tell mommy we are going to meet daddy’s friends. we’ll be right back.” max gave ophelia a kiss on the cheek.
“we are . . meeting daddy’s friends!” ophelia told you with a giggle. if there was anyone who could get ophelia to open up, daniel was the man.
“okay, but come back soon. mommy is going to miss you so much.” you stood up from your chair and gave ophelia a kiss. you looked at max, who was too excited for ophelia to meet the rest of the drivers. “have fun.” you kissed max’s lips, but ophelia playfully moved max’s face away from yours.
“that’s my mommy.” ophelia told max.
“what? no way! she’s mine!” max played along as him and daniel walked out of the motorhome in search of their friends. you watched as your boyfriend and daughter laughed making some people passing by see that max enjoyed being a dad so much.
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I was thinking right now about how sad it is that Harry never properly celebrated his birthday. You know how we go all out on children's birthdays, inviting people and making theme parties, well Harry never had that .
On his first birthday, he celebrated over a small tea "party" , with his parents and Bathilda, with no other family members and friends around . In her letter , Lily said that it was okay since he wouldn't remember, and while she was right , the fact that it was his first and last birthday with his parents and it wasnt even proper, saddens me so much .
Growing up i know for a fact that the Dursleys didn't celebrate his birthday. Remember when he went to Hogwarts and for Christmas they send him a single toothpick ? What about Dudley's hand-me-downs? Sometimes i actually think that they didnt even tell him untill he started attending kindergarten, or sometime earlier when his birthday was . I belive that it was easier that way for them , not having to bother with his questions , but of course when Harry saw that there were no children like him , with no parents, loved ones , or idea as to when they were born , he started asking questions.
Something that i had forgotten about , and only remembered when i reread Chamber of Secrets, is that for his birthday, Harry sang to himself the Happy Birthday song, and that broke my heart . Just thinking about how many times he had to do that because noone cared is terrible.
The fact that the second birthday cake he ever got was when he was eleven , a grown boy, is even worse .
On the third book , he doesnt even recall it being his birthday, he completely forgets about it , that's how little birthdays mean to him .
"He never got to celebrate a birthday with Sirius" , now that line destroyes me, because i know sirius felt terrible for missing his godson's birthday, and i also know that getting a letter saying Happy Birthday, is all Harry wanted , because growing up he didnt even get as much as that .
His sixteenth birthday was the only one that came closest to a nice celebration, Harry had Remus , the Weasleys, so practically most of his loved ones , but i know for a fact that not having Sirius there , and having lost him just a month ago tore the boy to pieces. There was a war going on and he wasnt safe , especially at that time, so of course it wasnt the best , and in my opinion what he deserved.
On his seventeenth , he was worrying about the fact that in a week he would be god knows where , doing god knows what . Voldemort was more powerful than ever, and i think that the only time he was a little at peace was when Ginny gave him her present . It was the first time Harry didnt mention the war , or the deaths of people , or his approaching death , he was at peace and that was short lived because he got into a fight with Ron and then he was feeling miserable because reality hit him harder than ever , he realised he didnt have a future ahead, and that this could be his last birthday for all he knew.
When he finally started enjoying his day , the minister arrived and ruined everything. After he left so had some of the guests, and the ones that were left seemed to feel uncomfortable.
Im sure that when the war was over , he didn't celebrate his birthday, i dont think he cared much , especially knowing what happened just a couple of months ago and how selfless he is .
So knowing that today he is celebrating makes me feel good . Knowing he has a family now , and that there is no ministry or Voldemort chasing his guests away is amazing. If anyone deserves a good birthday, that person is Harry James Potter.
#harry potter books#harry potter the books#harry james potter#Harry Potter#the golden trio#the golden trio era#harry potter angst#angst#headcanon#harry potter headcanon#harry potters life#birthday#happy birthday
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well its soda's birthday🎂and i finished lil meme just in time yay
dont feel too sorry for soda they gonna be fine they still have rho and rot anyway
soda is my lil silly blorbo i love them and i think they should cause more chaos
if u wondering the text says just something like "(name), you are invited to a birthday party" and "accepted/declined" or at least i wanted to write that
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aka belongs to @khaliarart / sai belongs to @skazkaai / min belongs to @miniimoose / callie belongs to @spacegoathours
they are the only celebrities to me well and sheet but they are busy
(i know ur ocs are kind idk if they would say yes, i did it for a neme and honestly soda doesnt deserve their attention)
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they are so cute and ready to party
just their portraits
i made them quickly so they not the best
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heey so this is my very first post,i wanna knoww what you think,so please leave a comment 🙏🏻🤍
warnings: smoker!rafe,party, christian girl,dangerous rafe who ruinssss every part of reader
Always,always the bad boys…
Always, always, always, you hated boys like Rafe Cameron. The heartless bad boys. Always, always, always, it was the kind-hearted, devoted guys who swept you off your feet. The guys with the best grades in school, attending advanced math classes, constantly talking about science and how everything around us is a miraculous gift from God. The guys who ask if they can hold your hand. Always, always, always the good guys. The respectful, cute little nerds. Because you are exactly like that. You wear a bow in your hair like a little girl, if a skirt doesnt reach your knee, you put on tights... every day you read the Bible, go to church on Sundays... You only see the good in people, always helping everyone, and nothing irritates your nerves more than someone not appreciating education.
You were perfect. Until Rafe Cameron ruined you.
Your friend, Sophie, is celebrating her 18th birthday today, and she invited you to her birthday party. You ring the doorbell of a huge, white house with a gift in your hand. Loud music is playing inside the house, and through the window, you see rapidly changing colorful LED lights. You don't have time to turn back when you realize that this is not the kind of party you're used to.
"Hi there!" your friend opens the door and invites you in. The gift in your hand is quickly replaced by a red party cup. The loud music is pounding in your body, it scares you because you've never heard such loud music before. With trembling legs, still in shock, you cautiously venture further inside, walking along the wall, trying not to bump into any drunk youngsters. You don't even want to get into their line of sight. You want to disappear, but you can't be so rude to your friend. You can't leave her, you can't be so impolite.
Sophie grabs your arm and pulls you down onto a couch.
Your legs pressed together, you clutch your cup. Your stomach tightens to the size of a fist, your lungs betray you by not supplying oxygen to your bloodstream. You grip the cup tighter to hide your trembling hand. You want to get out of here, as soon as possible.
"Truth or dare?" a guy speaks in a deep, hoarse voice. You didn't think it was meant for you until Sophie nudges you. Shyly, you look up from your lap, and your gaze meets a beautiful pair of ocean blue eyes. The owner is Rafe Cameron, but you don't know that yet. All you know is that he is very attractive. His massive body stretches out on the couch, lean muscles tense under the royal blue fabric of his shirt as he lights a cigarette. "Wh-what?" you ask in a soft, trembling voice. You look at Sophie, she raises her eyebrows excitedly, waiting for you to respond.
"Umm... dare?" you say, or maybe ask, you're not sure anymore, you just want to leave. The guy smirks satisfactorily, lets out a dark laugh, and moves up on the opposite couch. Leaning forward, barely 20 centimeters separate you, and then he says, "Sit on my lap!"
His jaw tightens, and you’re sure you saw a little flame flickering in his eyes as he waits for your reaction. He takes a drag from the cigarette, and you are still frozen in place. Sophie looks at you, raises her eyebrows excitedly, waiting for me to respond.
"And what if I don't?" you ask, now a bit indignant.
"Then smoke this cigarette!" he holds the substance towards you. In the Bible, it says not to do drugs. And not to fornicate. You don't know which is the heavier sin in the eyes of God, but before you can decide, Sophie pushes you into his laps
"Have some fun, Sleeping Beauty!" she laughs at you.
You freeze. Your legs on either side of the guy, your eyes pop open, your hand accidentally lands on his chest. You feel his loud heartbeat under your palm, his warm muscles as he leans back. He casually tosses his arn onto the back of the couch, using one arm to lift the harmful substance to his mouth. And then, in the next moment, you feel something that's the cherry on top of the cake. Something hard, very hard, is trying to penetrate the gap between your legs through your pants. Your eyes almost pop out of your head, you pull your hips back, and somewhere on his thigh, you sit down. He takes a big drag of the cigarette, then blows it into your face.You cough, withdrawing. The smoke fills your face, and you try to move away. He grabs you with one arm, lifting you back to where you were. Then he looks at you with an intense, intimidating look, and you find yourself gazing at the bulge in his pants...
He chuckles softly as he pulls you forward with one hand. You let out a soft gasp when you recognize the shape beneath you, and you'd rather sink into the ground in shame for finding this appealing.
"What's wrong, scared of a dick?" he laughs loudly, and the way he looks at you... he finds you pathetic. And so do you find yourself pathetic. You'd leap off him, but then he lifts you up with one arm, standing up with you, there's a height difference of at least 40 centimeters between you. And he love it. Taking another drag from his cigarette, you remain frozen. He leans down, until his face is about two fingers away from yours. You can't move, and you certainly don't want to. Rafe Cameron fascinates you. The golden chain around his neck sways as he leans down, his ocean blue eyes and his buzzcut... perfectly fitting the "dangerous bad boy" vibe.
He raises his hand to your face, lifting your chin with his thumb. Placing his palm on your cheek, his thumb separates your two lips, and what happens next... every cell in your body trembles.
He exhales the smoke into your mouth, and now you also feel the foul, tobacco smell in your own mouth. You start to cough, and he smiles with a menacing look, causing your knees to almost buckle.
"What's your name, Princess?" he asks, then secures his strong arms around your thin, toned waist.
"I... I..." you can't answer because, the next moment, he squeezes both sides of your waist, sending shivers through your veins. You find yourself looking at his pants. You need to know if he like this situation as much as you do. And yes, he ENORMOUSLY love it.
After this, you became Rafe Cameron's mission. Every time you meet, every time he follows you, and every time he sneaks through your window at 4am in the morning to finger you, he corrupts you a bit more. And you find yourself realizing that, in just a few weeks, you've committed more sins in his presence than in your entire life. He intoxicates you at parties, demands you to smoke from his cigarette... in just a few weeks, he completely ruined you. And you fucking love him for it.
#outer banks#outerbanks#rafe cameron#rafe cameron obx#rafe cameron smut#smut#daddy's good girl#i love him#coquette#little tease
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What twst characters do you think would be good and bad at flirting?
i have Opinions.
Riddle Rosehearts - mmm bad. but so bad its cute. like he's trying to invite you to a tea party, blurts out the information, spins on his heel and marches off with a red face.
Ace Trappola - UGH HES SO ANNOYING he'd use cheesy one liners with a smug grin so if thats your type of thing come get him.
Ashton Vargas - i hate him. he sucks. also uses cheesy one liners but its layered with a vibe of superiority that makes me want to punch him.
Azul Ashengrotto - MY LOVELY <3333 AAAAA i can see him being suave if he's trying to butter you up, but when you say something back he's like ?!?!?!?!??!?! WHAT. he won't believe you though :((
Cater Diamond - aww he's so sweet!! but really devious. YK HIS BIRTHDAY BOY LOG IN LINES???
I SCREENSHOTTED THIS SHIT FOR A REASON!!! I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK?!?!??! THAT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE. he's good.
Che'nya - good i think!! he's naturally very mischievous so he'd be the type to sneak it a flirty comment that you don't process until a few seconds have gone by.
Deuce Spade - AWW sorry no :(( he can't flirt for the life of him BUT its so bad hes cute!! yk?? like he's stumbling over his words as he tries to tell you you're eggcellent. his mom put him up to it.
Dire Crowley - hmm. he's a bit hard to pinpoint but i dont think he'd suck? hes bad but i dont think he'd be as bad as vargas.
Divus Crewel - i know everyone likes to think he's like super flirty or smth but i don't think so. he gives the vibes of someone who wants something more serious so his flirting would probably be less playful and more serious compliments on your work.
Epel Felmier - i cannot see him flirting for the life of me unless he was feeling particularly devious??? but also epel is a character that i cant write for the life of me so take everything i say about him with a grain of salt.
Floyd Leech - he platonically flirts a lot. flirts by biting you. he has a way of making his voice sound very pleasing to the ears so yes he's good.
Idia Shroud - PFFT LOSER. idia kissers knew this was coming. ygys know him. he doesn't flirt. he insults you and gets scared when you get mad. "why don't they like me?!?!" YOU CALLED THEM A NORMIE YOU WEIRDO
Jack Howl - like crewel, his flirting is more serious and genuine. he'll compliment your work and what you've done well. also wags his tail. he's good!!
Jade Leech - IS A BASTARD. he will humiliate you because he thinks its FUNNY. never let him figure out that you're easily flustered or he will NEVER LEAVE YOU ALONE (unless you like him the win ig???) he's good!!
Jamil Viper - I AM HERE TO SPREAD MY EASILY FLUSTERED JAMIL AGENDA. he doesn't flirt but if you ever flirt with him he'll get embarrassed.
Kalim Al-Asim - contrary to popular belief, kalim knows when he's flirting with you. its just...he's so friendly with everyone that you cant really tell. hes bad at getting his actual feelings across.
Leona Kingscholar - he's smug but thats about it??? he doesn't really flirt but if he compliments you you've already won at life so does it matter?
Lilia Vanrouge - HES A LITTLE SHIT. another one that won't leave you alone if he finds out that you're easily flustered. he's good >:T
Malleus Draconia - bad because he doesnt know what hes doing. he doesnt know how to talk to people informally. people find him charming anyway though!!
Mozus Trein - he's too miserable and tired to flirt sigh
Najma Viper - kinda has the same problem that kalim has except i can see her being very touchy. like hand holding and hugs. so if thats your kind of thing, then its good!!
Neige LeBlanche - the type to giggle if you compliment him (me.) he's very sweet, the type to get you flowers and kiss the back of your hand in greeting. good!!
Rook Hunt - hes good because hes so poetic and such a tease. h e can be touchy too, if thats what you like.
Ruggie Bucchi - he'd pinch all over your face as his way of flirting. he's just goofy like that. again, he's pretty teasing, so i'd say he's good!!
Sam - biased but he's the best flirter in the faculty by far. he's got a nice smile and a vibrant laugh and he's genuinely very friendly and open to people. good!!
Sebek Zigvolt - hes so BAD. hes only better than vargas. I KNOW THIS SOUNDS MEAN but he'd just yell compliments at you and expect you to reciprocate. has a crisis if you dont.
Silver - hes very sweet but so tired, just let him rest on your lap!!
Trey Clover - he'd be bad IM SORRY. he doesn't really flirt so he'd just be awkwardly making small talk with you until you catch on to what he's doing.
Vil Schoenheit - after that kiss in book six i think abt him more than i used to. he's a very sweet flirt, with soft smiles and pink cheeks. let vil be blushy. I NEED IT.
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so this came about because S2 Jaskier looked a little emo and my brain was like S1 Jaskier= romantic, breezy, alt-folk music think The Lumineers and S2 Jaskier= MCR and I was listening to "I dont love you" and thought what if Jaskier veered into the black eyeliner, dark reds and black clothing emo musician phase of the 2000s after a "break up" with Geralt?
Geraskier Modern AU prompt:
Jaskier and Geralt met in college. Jaskier was a double major in musical theory and theater with an alt-folk band that played in that one hipster cafe across campus that catered to art students in the late afternoons and held dnd nights for the nerdy kids every tuesday evening. He knew everyone on campus, was well liked, was invited to every party by every kind of student from the goths to the frat boys and one friday evening after midterms- when everyone else was out getting plastered and making bad choices and he, himself was drunk off his ass, thinking the library would be a decent place for a nap, he'd come across Geralt looking miserable and lonely and studying what appeared to be a giant tome with numbers and drawn figures on a friday evening!!! And he'd just felt bad and Geralt had pretty white hair and he couldnt help the clawing need in his gut to adopt this person like one of those grumpy stray cats he sometimes feeds outside the dorms. Ofcourse, Geralt had hissed and clawed when Jaskier slid into the seat across from him and tried to strike up a conversation. Ofcourse, Geralt eventually ran out annoyed but Jaskier was nothing if not a persistent little shit that kept showing up, unexpectedly until Geralt begrudgingly gave in and they became friends.
Ofcourse, they also fall in love at some point, because why not? but neither of them want to destroy a good thing and Jaskier thinks Geralt is straighter than an arrow and Geralt thinks he couldnt possibly compete with all the beautiful people Jaskier falls into brief and intense situationships with and though Jaskier flirts he'd never be seriously interested and really theyre both just morons.
Fast forward 10 years into their unlikely friendship, Geralt with a not exciting but stable job as an engineer, met Yennefer at some company gathering and he and Jaskier have a falling out because Jaskier doesnt like Yennefer but he was trying so hard not to show it and come off as a jealous bitch and Geralt wants to try with someone else because 10 years is a long time to be in love with someone who was unable to be serious about anyone and he thought he wanted normal- white picket fence, and a kid, kind of love not the wait for your messy bestfriend to get his shit together and actually see you kind of love and yes, they're morons.
Fast forward, a kid, a divorce, 5 years later and Jaskier becomes a successful musician and Geralts teenage daughter Ciri loves him and Geralt, wanting to make his adopted daughter happy is on a mission to get tickets to a sold out concert for her birthday. Only, can he really just slide into the dms, hope for the best and not reopen old wounds?
And what if, after all this time, there's still something there?
#geraskier#geralt x jaskier#the witcher#witcher fanfiction#fanfiction prompts#someone write this#please and thank you
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juice and i are invited to this bday thing for a friend and his partner is still friends w my ex roommate and originally wanted to invite them too..
and this friend asked me months ago if it would be weird for us to be invited to the same bday thing our ex roommate would be at and i said "we wouldnt start anything, we're done spending any time or energy etc on them and we are mature adults, we would just ignore them, especially at [friend]'s bday party"
and then that friend asked our ex roommate and they said "if i see [us] i'm gonna get aggressive"
like its annoying bc this ex roommate put juice + me + MEATBALL through hell and beyond and did some truly horrible shit to us and we really fucking tried to be patient and we eventually reached a breaking point... like we were nothing but kind to you... and we're the ones that moved?? even if i found the place? to not put a burden on you?? and you wanna fight US??? at a bday party which is not for you???? and you already have a track record for trying to make birthdays all about you and getting pissy when it doesnt work?
BUT it's vindicating since after saying that weird shit, that ex roommate isnt invited to the bday thing LOL... we are though!
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the next twst birthday set should be a sleepover party set and since it starts with Jamil we get to see him with his hair down all asleep and stuff bc the baby is tired let him rest (also Jamil with his hair down would give me LIFE)
AND LIKE Riddle probably has some super fancy pajamas and Cater would totally have a whole ass nightly skin care routine, he has one of those cute headbands that you use for like face masks on. Ace probably does something dumb to be cool, Deuce probably does something dumb too but neither are dangerous and both are fun and they’re laughing all of them.
Leona is sleeping like usual, he definitely doesn’t wear pajamas he probably sleeps in like a t shirt and sweatpants or smth, Jack would wear headphones to sleep and he would have either soft music playing or the loudest rock music ever (nothing in between except I might accept smooth jazz)
Azul probably doesnt sleep much so we just see him passed out at his desk in a button up shirt (with maybe a few buttons unbuttoned) and pants and his beautiful purple socks. Jade tries to sleep but Floyd is not tired and he wants to have a pillow fight so yeah 👍
Already mentioned Jamil but the second he finds out the theme he’s out like boom asleep he’s resting now it’s his birthday (however he has to sleep in a pillow fort in the dorm’s lounge because the dorm worked together to make it and he will admit it’s comfortable asf). Kalim seems like he would be the first to fall asleep at a sleepover, but no, nonono he’s up at 3am telling ghost stories and laughing and asking people their crushes /hj
Vil also has a nightly skincare routine (obviously), but he also has the most elegant pajamas you have ever seen. I’m talking full on silk set with a shirt, pants, and sleeping mask. There’s a fluffy robe, and slippers, and everything and he looks stunning. Rook is himself, he probably sleeps on his back with his hands to the side and his eyes OPEN /j Epel really wants to throw a pillow fight, and sadly he can’t in pomefiore so whoever his duo is better invite him to a pillow fight in their dorm >:(
Idia games like usual but he uses his birthday keys and gets a SSR/4*/5* (whatever the games highest card option is called) and he’s happy he’s like :D and all is well. Ortho would either make his own pajama wear or Idia would make it, either way it includes SPECIFICALLY a cat themed sleeping mask
Silver falls asleep early and he looks very comfy, very happy. Sebek also falls asleep early and someone (probably Lilia) drew on his face which is funny because that would happen. Lilia doesn’t sleep but he has the ugliest, most atrocious, most uncomfortable pajamas ever. Malleus takes a midnight stroll in a dragon onesie, I will not be telling who got it for him that is up to you.
Btw if you don’t read the tags you won’t know that this is actually my friend’s idea, we talked on discord about it and I expanded on it here so like yeah 👍
#disney twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland#twst#twst wonderland#disney twst#jamil viper#azul ashengrotto#kalim al asim#sebek zigvolt#riddle rosehearts#cater diamond#ace trappola#deuce spade#leona kingscholar#jack howl#jade leech#floyd leech#vil schoenheit#epel felmier#rook hunt#idia shroud#ortho shroud#lilia vanrouge#malleus draconia#silver twst#sorry I didn’t include everyone I only had ideas for some of them and I don’t like Trey#I talked to my friend about this then decided I needed to tell the world#sleepovers >>>>
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about to technically go on a weekend trip w my boyfriend except its to a family birthday party 5 hours away by car and hes stressed and doesnt want to go but is family-obligated to and im just like. There i guess. like i dont wanna make it about me but im like. do i try to cheer him up? do i try to enjoy myself? am i allowed to enjoy myself? what am i even doing there besides being acknowledged by his family member as his girlfriend who should be invited? are we going to have a frankly miserable 5 hour car ride?? its our first long trip together and im not gonna make a big deal about it as a meaningless milestone but it already sucks so im here making an insecure unrebloggable tumblr post at 11:30pm because i think all my friends are asleep and i cant talk to them about it so
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ITS....
MY BIRTHED DAY YIPPEE YAY YIPPEE HIP HİP HOORAY!!! ♡
and for that.. i bring you..
☆ the boxers planning a birthday party ☆
and for this special ocassion.. I will be posting my cringe writing!!!! Happy birthday to me!!!
Glass Joe
- 99% he was the one that baked the cake, he really didnt have a choice other than to go with the walmart cake
- doting on everything, the cake has to be the perfect flavor, the invitations have to be in the right font so its not too fancy but its not too bland, the decorations need to be cheery but not too childish, the presents need to be spot on with whatever they like but not too spot on because stalking people is not cool, generally organized
- on that last note, he can and will stalk your social media accounts to find out what you like and how you like it, you'll suddenly see that "baguettedude420" is following your Facebook account and "winethief21" is viewing your instagram story (and accidentally liked a post from 2016 uh oh)
- going all out like its your last birthday
Von Kaiser
- doing his best, hes not good at remembering dates so he usually celebrates it WAYYY too early or after a week, you'll see a "happy birthday!!" message from him a month after your actual birthday
- gets "generally liked" gifts if he doesnt know what you like including: perfume, merch of a band you might like, jeans and socks (kaiser you have bad taste)
- will buy a pre-made cake because baking is not his thing
- will not sing happy birthday, nuh uh hes not putting you through that
Disco Kid
- going all out like this is his last day on earth, you cant get him to directly ask you "what do you want for ur birthday" because he'd rather cartwheel off a cliff than do that, doing mental gymnastics to find out what you would like for your birthday, "oh so you like sharks?" He then proceeds to get you shark themed gifts (if you have a hyperfixation on something really specific this is a win for you)
- goes out of his way to make, decorate & throw edible glitter at a cake for you
- definitely asking your friends "what does this bitch like??" (not that exact question but still close) since he doesnt have the guts to ask you what you like without making it obvious he wants to get you something specific
-oversinging happy birthday
King Hippo
- rushing on the last day, the only thing that saved him was the reminder on his phone
- also stalks your social media accounts because he didnt have the time to think about what hes gonna get you, uh oh looks like "theking5262627" is following your instagram account
- his gifts are mostly food related, like baking? Heres a whisk, like cooking? Heres a apron & a pan, like fruit? Enjoy this Apple shaped mug
- bakes a gorgeous cake, if you dont like how it tastes he'll be heartbroken, so for now you'll have to suffer through the blueberry allergy or he'll be sad
Piston Hondo
- overdoing everything like Joe, this time its not limited to asking your friends & stalking your social media accounts, hes gonna contact your family & ask your siblings and parents like "i know that you dont know me but your childs birthday is coming up what do they like pls tell me im gonna get them a gift" and it usually ends in hondo being friends with your parents, hes gonna whip out the oujia board to contact your deceased relatives to ask what kind of cake you like, hes gonna to swim in your gene pool to find out what your favorite color is, hes gonna get info, one way or another
- He thinks more about your birthday than you do, planning this like his life depends on it
-makes sure the decorations fit your taste because nothings worse than a badly decorated birthday (other than a family argument ending in both sides cutting contact but my point stands)
- makes it obvious hes planning it, you could say something like "i think green is a really good color" And he would just start overthinking it like "so you like green??? Do you also like plants?? Nature??? Mint??"
Great Tiger
- He already knows what you want, what flavor of cake (or any other desert) you want since he stalked your social media accounts WAYYYY before this, what on earth made you think "thegreatestman11" was a normal account
- dont let him sing happy birthday (PLEASE) or he'll perform a entire choreography (am i spelling that correctly)
- baking and putting his soul into it, theres sweat, blood and tears in that cake (not in the literal sense hes not that nasty) but he did see the light halfway through decorating the cake
Bear Hugger
-going off vibes & what he knows and is pretty spot on, if he cant decide on a gift he'll make a Facebook account (not to stalk you this time) to abuse the data stealing algorithm and get you a funny t shirt, sorry but your legally a old man who skateboards, has a weird obsession with fire extinguishers and was born in august now enjoy your destiny
- cannot bake to save his life, if you told him to bake a simple cake or do a backflip off a building he'll happily take the plunge, for this reason he just gets Ms. Bear to help
- you will get at least one (1) camo themed object from him
Don Flamenco
- this fucking bastard, hes rushing the last day to get you a present from walmart, hes just grabbing objects he could see you looking at and going "This is ok i guess" And running, cake? He got it from a bakery since he was normal enough to get you a edible cake with a hint of care
- He just dissapears after 20 minutes from your party he has places to be and this is not one of those
Aran Ryan
- fucking hell. He gets you dumb t-shirts off aliexpress along with gag gifts since he doesnt have the energy to be sane, best case scenario he'll handcarve you a little cat made from wood if he cares enough
- worst cake ever, hes simply struggling, eating the cake he baked would cause you a stroke, 20 heart attacks, 98 diseases, 2 ancient curses and liver failure, he has to film a apology video now uh oh
Soda Popinski
- handmaking stuff for you, decorations? He made them all, gifts? He crochetted (im so not spelling that right), he knitted, he carved and baked (both a cake and clay)
- definitely came late but still came
- (forgive me for these becoming short im exhausted + this is a scheduled post)
Bald Bull
- definitely not coming because no one wants to get swarmed at their birthday, no way
- He wont even go through with getting you a gift, hes just gonna send you money because why struggle with thinking about a person when they can think about themselves??
- stalking your social media accounts (not even for your birthday, hes just a bit noisy)
Super Macho Man
- same case as Bull, sends you money & wont show up, except this time he also gets you gifts other than money, also stalking your accounts
- no cake but will go all out for your decorations
Mr Sandman
- actually sane, hes not overthinking it but hes not forgetting about it either, he'll get you stuff he thinks you would adore, hes not really spot on but hes doing his best
- needs help with the cake, Sandman please stop youre gonna burn the kitchen down and im sure this is the 2nd building you'll wreck if you dont stop
#punch out#headcanon#punch out wii#punch out headcanons#don flamenco#bald bull#piston hondo#glass joe#aran ryan#great tiger#mr sandman#disco kid#von kaiser#super macho man#soda popinski#Oh my god this was exhaustingg#but heyy birthday means birthday post#also this was scheduled so i dont pump out something even worse than this#i love you all and i didnt expect my account to last this long#also i love you all and want to give you all a slice of my birthday cake#all of you are invited to my birthday party
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It’s quite sad actually like Chris could just drop her at any time ( he has before lmao)///
This is the sad part and this age gaps can be so difficult. Like the power imbalance is real in this one. We can see how experience due to age and the power of his position is seeping into their relationship. If it is real she is giving up everything, changing to meet his life's need, waiting on him, and changing to fit his personality. She spends most of her time in the states living in his home, surrounded by his family and friends, pretty much inside since no ever captures them out and about. She's going to his friends' parties Halloween/birthdays, spending Holidays with his family. He has not done nearly as much with her family and friends besides inviting them to NYE but that to is on his turf. He shows the world they're together but won't allow her to walk the red carpet as a couple, like why not? If hes brave enough to show private moments to the world then he should be brave enough to walk with her during his work event and support her against the hate. She's going along with it because she doesnt have the power to push back. Then one day he can choice to leave whenever and all she will have to show for it is all the sacrifices she made for him. I dont feel sorry for her because you know shes a racist but it sucks that we keep seeing it happening to women over and over again, and there seems to be no stop to it.
This is such a hard topic for me. I've mentioned several times how I view age-gap relationships, and especially ones where the power dynamic is so evident, like it is in theirs.
I won't feel sorry either because I refuse to have empathy for a person like that, but as a person who does have a lot of empathy for people in general, it is still heartbreaking to witness.
I remember mentioning back in the very early days of their relationship going public that this was a feminist issue too, and a lot of people questioned that. Very few people realized that what was going on was indeed a feminist issue because the power imbalance was so wack, there is no way they are equals in any sense.
As a woman, who has had to deal with the challenges there are as a woman in everyday life, who has seen a lot of shit in her life, it is absolutely worrisome and heartbreaking to me.
Especially because it is coming from a man that I regarded so highly for a period of time in my life.
I honestly expected more. I expected better. I expected a lot better from a person who publicly called out Donald "Grab Them By The Pussy" Trump, and I can't express how disappointed I am in Chris because of this.
I know and understand that he is a grown man who will date whoever he wants. But I can't accept or condone this behavior. It goes against everything I believe in and support. It goes against the person he portrayed himself as publicly, which is in fact, the biggest let down of all.
When I first read what Jenny had written in her book, I dismissed it. But with everything I know now, I fully believe it.
He truly is a "fair weather" opinionated person. He is fair weather in politics, feminism, discrimination, bullying. He will speak up when it concerns people directly close to him, but not if it gets him even the slightest bit of heat.
And he is only a feminist when it benefits him. Because a truly feminist man would never, ever, get entangled in a situation like this, because it wouldn't even be an option.
So much of this disappoints me, but the fact that it was all a facade for likes on social media is what hurts the most.
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my boyfriend is going to a birthday party that his ex girlfriend was also invited to. Im not gonna be able to go with him but i really hope that he got in his mind that if he acctually cheat on me im going to make his life miserable
but i trust him and he knows the girl he chose to be with, so im confident about it.
and yes, im aware that it doesnt matter if he is on a party with his ex or just going to the market, if he wanted to cheat on me he would do it anywhere and anytime.
i just wanted to share this with yall.
have a good day!
:)
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since no one wants to do it ill just do it myself.
foamstars dating headcanons x reader
agito:
agito knows NO personal space.
absolutely NONE.
agito will cling to you like you are literally his lifeline.
"hey y/n! wanna play a game together? :D"
you can never say no to that toothy smile he always has on his face. saying no to agito will literally be like kicking a puppy, agito will whine and whine until you say yes
his streams always have you in it or you will be mentioned 24/7
yeah his chat knows you pretty well now.
agito does give little kisses on your cheek but only small ones
(its sloppy asf)
but do not sleep in the same bed as agito. you two will be cuddling but suddenly you get hit the face by his foot or agito is literally on the floor and he took the bed sheets with him
every other foamstar knows you well too since agito doesnt know the definition of shutting up
"did i tell you guys about my AMAZING girl/boyfriend?? theyre amazing right? im so glad i met them!
overall, he loves you and hes not going anywhere anytime soon.
ravebreaker:
ravebreaker is.. a interesting one.
sometimes you wonder how you even met him.
he refuses to go out almost all the time
"outside?? WHERE CROWDS ARE?? no ill stay here."
after a little bit of begging, he will go outside with you.
his hand is forever with yours as you move through the crowds at the park and on the sidewalk.
ravebreaker always seems so nervous, his hand sweating from the crowds and how he got a amazing partner right by him
you will have to listen to ravebreakers constant yapping about bublo though..
he means well but he just cant shut up about him
"bublo needs to be wiped from this planet! HAHAAH!!"
little does he know that you are friends with bublo (and half of the foamstars too)
do not try to invite to parties
just dont
trust me.
jet justice:
best green flag ever
you are like his super fan and his number one person for support, please encourage him and his super hero dream (not his part time hero job)
"really..? you think im cool?? REALLY?!"
hes always a blushing mess when you compliment him during his missions
jet LOVES to take you out for pizza at his job
hopefully you never grow tired of pizza but thats the only place hes taking you unless its his or yours birthday
he is bigger and taller than you
his hand literally engulfs your hand when you hold his
a smile on his face as he bear hugs you so tightly before a mission
"dont worry babe, jet justice on the scene!" he says while he does a cheesy super hero pose
everytime you go for a walk with him, hes always helping someone in need
its cute and making you admire your giant foamstar hero boyfriend even more.
bublo espuma:
bublo will show you off EVERY. TIME.
he doesnt care when or where
"AHH YOURE SO PRETTY ISNT MY PARTNER AMAZING??" as he picks you up to show you off to the foamstars
hes so warm and loving towards you it HURTS.
since bublo knows how to cook, he will cook ANYTHING for you.
pizza? in the oven. skewers? already on the grill and seasoned by yours truly.
but he will flex and show off how hes foamstars champion to you
"yeah im a amazing boyfriend.. BUT also the best foamstar ever!"
if you kiss him with just a small little peck, bublo will quickly kiss your face all over. arm around you and all
bublo definitely said 'i love you' the first 3 or 2 months.
he just couldnt hold back his love for you
entirety of bath vegas will know hes yours and youre his
bublo just cant help but hold you from behind
#x reader#x y/n#x you#headcanons#foamstars#agito#gender neutral s/o#ravebreaker#jet justice#bublo espuma#why havent you cowards wrote one yet??#Spotify
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