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2025 glow up

Drink water

Fraternize with no one. Live in complete isolation so as not to risk being disappointed ever

take walks

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fan edit i made of squidward meal prepping

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there are calcified layers of shame in my soul that you could carbon date like rock strata

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If the Sleepy Time Bear

Were a real man and not a mascot for tea

I would surely like to do business with him

However I know this is unfeasible

And do not let it affect me

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🗡️🗡️🗡️

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they should invent a world that im suited to live in

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Museum of witchcraft 74

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how it feels to be online these days

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Lamoille Canyon, Nevada, 2024

Brendan Flesher

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“People are inherently terrible” no!!! Have you ever seen a child wait for their friend while they tie their shoelaces? Have you ever known someone who would bring hurt squirrels and rabbits and mice to the nearest vet just so it doesn’t suffer? Have you seen someone grieve? Have you ever read something that hit your heart like a freight train? Have you looked at the stars and felt an unexplainable joy? Have you ever baked bread? Have you shared a meal with a friend? Have you not seen it? All the love? All the good? I know it’s hard to see sometimes, I know there’s pain everywhere. But look, there’s a child helping another up after a hard fall. Look, there’s someone giving their umbrella to a stranger. Look, there’s someone admiring the spring flowers. Look, there’s good, there’s good, there’s good. Look!!!!

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the first person to turn an apple to sauce... what hubris. no other fruit gets this treatment. well, except for the wretched tomato. but that's a punishment, because the tomato is morally corrupt.