#but it does kinda ruin the aesthetic of the sticker

[groenendaze]

im making stickers for my dogs for Dog Sport Reasons slash fun and i was gonna put an object in front of them. like nettle has a disc. but i literally cannot think of an object finch would be associated with.....ideas?

[autumn-in-phandom]

MEET HOT DADDIES IN OUR AREA!

(That’s clickbait if I’ve ever seen it)

Dan and Phil play: Dream Daddy #2

0:01 I love Phil in his burgundy hearts shirt. 0:02 Dan’s shirt is a bit distracting but he looks really cute in it. 0:05 The dog *was* the most important thing last time. 0:08 The animated corgi added in and the effect that Phil bops it down with his fist while saying “sadly the owner was quite sassy” was quite satisfying. 0:25 Love the slow pan in intro with the logo and hearts. 0:29 Hearing Phil say “our old husband” is a bit surreal. 0:30 “died!” in sync 0:58 Reaffirming their dad choices are each other. 1:05 Is Dan chewing on something? 1:28 Dan sings “Dream Daddy” 1:39 “We apologize so much.”- Dan

1:52 “Bouncy baby Craig”- Phil (how Phil remembers names) 2:02 “That’s how to instantly be like ‘wrong number, bye.’”- Dan miming texting 2:10 “6 am, no. On the no pile straight away”-Dan “That is criminal.”- Phil 2:22 (I had to look up “swole”) 2:24 Two messages is a little bit desperate according to Phil 2:27 Dan feels sorry that he maybe doesn’t have anyone to do bro brunches with. 2:36 “Sure you wann ‘catch up’” innuendo according to Dan 2:50 “What year is it?”- in sync “3,300”- Phil 2:58 “That’s more Dan and Phil, being late for everything.”- Phil

3:06 Flash back to parents evening, so awkward, judging you to your face 3:23 Bright orange visitors sticker “right on the forehead”- Phil “Bonk”- Dan 3:28 “Haggard” has a wizard association with Phil 3:40 “A youth”- Dan 3:50 Lucien is what Phil wanted to look like in college. 3:55 Probably Dan’s best voice of this game. 4:22 Low rent Gerard Way burn reaction. 4:37 Phil thinks Hugo has “swanky clothes” 4:51 Phil singing “we’re not okay”

5:01 Phil’s “He’s gonna get the cane out” Dan’s reaction and Phil’s giggling while reading 5:25 “Good one” to Dan’s elbow blowing 5:38 I like that Dan just immediately goes for that bell sound effect 5:45 Phil describes their parent teacher conferences, teachers “sass us to our faces” 5:55 Dan’s half mouth teacher imitation we’ve seen in skits. I’m not sure why, but it bothers me a bit. 6:25 “First name basis” Dan dance “Watch out”- Phil 7:47 “I turn around and go damn, he really fills out those trousers.”- Daniel Howell 8:00 Hugo is “too stuffy”- Phil “I’m not into that”- Dan 8:13 “A wet book.�� Okay Phil. (Books smell great I’m unstanning) 8:23 Phil clarifies the husband wasn’t killed by kangaroos.

8:35 James Corden singing with Harry Styles in the car reference. (Actually worth watching imo.) 9:22 Dan being disturbed by the father daughter talk in the car sounding like a sex talk. “That sounds like something else.” “Oh god, where’s this going?” 9:48 If I was Dan’s grandma following him on Twitter and watching his videos, I would be concerned by a lot more than just his language. (But they seem to be very close and he probably explained his humor to her long ago.) 10:40 “Is it a meme?”- Phil “Probably, a super ironic meme.”- Dan

11:25 “We know what a mall is.”- Phil 11:30 Dan remembers being shouted at for loitering 11:40 “Heck.”- a quiet and amused Dan 11:44 “Always go for Chinese.”- Dan 11:46 “Oh my god mall Chinese food is the best.”- Phil 12:00 “They have a great bond! Talk about your problems Amanda!”- Dan reacting to Dilddy and Amanda’s food humor 12:33 Their reaction to Phil having predicted the memes convo. 12:57 Dan’s Memeing of Life video reference. 13:06 Phil “lets” Dan say the swear word. Transitions into “dat boy” reference. 13:26 Dan’s over reaction to anti-establishment/capitalism rant, Phil practically rolling his eyes 13:43 “Okay, this is like, stop trying so hard to prove how cool and critical your opinions are, Brah. God. Jesus.”- Dan

14:30 Blue raspberry slushies are dangerous 14:40 Dan would have cried about MCR merch being ruined 14:48 And would still wear it 15:05 Yeah, Dan we all know what it’s trying to parody. 15:10 Both of them would rather go to Bed, Bath & Beyond (domestic <3) 15:23 “Don’t think that way Dilddy, you’re valid.”- Dan

15:35 “Guess the name. Vincent.”- Dan “Dracula.”- Phil “Just straight up Dracula.”- Dan cracking up 16:05 Dan is highly amused by “Edwardian dressage” 16:10 Phil looks done, admits “I’m not sure I’m going to date this one.” 16:28 “Not carrier pigeon? Wow, this guy is not carrying it through.”- Dan 16:30 Phil is liking his nail varnish 16:40 “All I know is that he’s way too high maintenance for me and I’m noping out of there.”- Dan (I like how in this case both Dan and Phil seem to be speaking as themselves not wanting to date Damien, not speaking about what’s right for Dilddy) 17:30 They are both “intrigued, but not at all interested.”

17:44 D&P would watch “Long Haul Paranormal Ice Road Ghost Truckers” 18:26 “Hop on the Reddits and down vote some comments.”- Dan 18:38 “Wow, productive day for Dilddy there, not.”- wow Dan 18:46 When did Dan start with the snorting? I feel like this is a somewhat recent development. 19:09 Furniture assembling is all about interpretation 19:16 “Dilddy continues to be the most relatable character ever.”- Seriously Dan, hush, you have no room to talk. 19:22 A few seconds later: “Yeah, its honest”

20:07 “They’ve got some punch going on, wieners, chairs, plants and lots of cakes. This is a damn good cookout if you ask me.”- Dan 20:25 Dan thinks Joesph sounds like Viktor from Yuri on Ice. 20:52 “Ohh, okay, can’t be a home wrecker then.”- Dan 21:19 “Wow Mary.”- Phil, dragging her 20:20 “I *love* her, literal goals.”- Dan 21:33 “All the guys!”- Dan doing a weird arm flap thing “Ohhh, there’s more guys”- Phil

21:40 Dan loosing total composure over Robert. 21:45 Rugged (edgy) vs rustic (like Amish, ok Dan) 21:50 “Why does he need the whisky, what does he want to do with the eyes? Fuck!“- Dan 22:00 Phil predicts that Dilddy and Robert are not going to get along 22:15 “He’s a bundle of laughs.”- Phil no likee, Dan likee very much

22:40 Phil’s whiny dad voice is a marvel 22:46 “Pleasantries!”- both 22:58 “Wow Amanda.”- Phil 23:06 “It’s Mat! He’s my fave!”- Phil 23:10 “What a cool guy and mysterious.”- Dan about Robert 23:14 “Boo.”- Dan at Brian, mumbles something about dog 23:18 “Edwardian!”- Dan about Damien 23:21 “Hella awkward.”- Dan about Hugo 23:28 “What a coincidence!” (that all the dads live on their cul-de-sac) 23:40 “Mysterious stranger and guy that was too boastful, that doesn’t seem like a good combination, I do want to get to know the mysterious guy more, but I kinda want to avoid Brian.”- Gee Dan, we can tell. 23:51 “Teacher- awkward, Mat- nice, Craig”- Dan, “We like Craig”- Phil

24:02 Look at that diverse group of hot dads! 24:08 “He needs help. Let’s go rescue Craig, that’s definitely what this is.”- Dan 24:16 “Oh my god, Hugo. Stop.”- Phil looking pained 24:36 “Like a Labrador.”- Dan (second Labrador mention this week) 24:44 Craig calls River “little bro” so Dan uses male pronoun only to find out seconds later River is a girl. “Poor baby.” 25:02 Hand quotes abound 25:11 Dan whispers “What the fuck does that mean?” He really wants to know the details of their college relationship 25:20 Daniel James Howell burnt pasta because he didn’t know he had to put water in it. Shame him.

25:50 Dan tells Phil to make Mat’s daughter sound a bit more cool 25:55 “Coot!” “Coot!” 26:00 “Mat is just too cute”- Dan (I thought for sure he was going to say too cool) 26:02 “Dreamboat”- Phil (Dan seems a bit surprised by Phil’s sudden statement) 26:06 “Delet”- Dan who is being slowly won over 26:20 Carmensita is such “an amazingly cool name” 26:23 “Fuck off Daisy. No one likes you Daisy.”- I swear to god, pausing during Dan’s outbursts reveal the best Phil faces 27:03 “Smoooking”- Dan lip shake thing 27:18 Can anyone make out what Dan says about Craig and Mat here? “There’s a… those two.”?

27:40 “Wow. Incredible.”- D “What a delinquent.”- P “Seriously.”- D 27:48 “I mean if you give him a name like Ernest he’s gonna rebel.”- Dan 27:53 “Shout out to any Ernests watching.”- Phil 28:10 Props to Phil for his moody teenage boy voice 28:20 “Woah, edge detected!”- Dan 28:28 What the heck was that Dan? 28:55 Dan thinks Dilddy is cool for not being pretentious 28:56 Dan would be friends with someone who says they’re “cool as a cucumber” 29:58 “From my experience, the moment you stop living with your parents you suddenly are like ‘I love my family!’ but maybe that’s just because you’re used to there being food in the house, and not having to do your own laundry.”- okay Dan, don’t ruin a nice thing. 30:40 “Diddly P!”

30:45 Phil asks Dan if he’s liking Damien’s aesthetic, Dan: “no”. 32:00 Damien Bloodmarch “too much” 32:20 “Wow. Smooth. He’s definitely a vampire.”- Phil 32:30 “Hello Amanda.”- in unison “We should do it at the same time.”- you just did Dan 32:53 “Can we all be Mary?”- Dan (with her wine goals) 33:37 Dan bangs the desk “Everything’s connected!” (Lucien and Damien) 33:45 “Fight! Fight! Fight!”- Dan 34:18 “Joesph is so wholesome, when he isn’t passively aggressively correcting his wife. It’s a facade”- Dan 34:30 “Edge detected!”- Dan 35:03 “The Satan number.”- Phil

35:47 “The Game of Thrones.”- Phil “Yeah sure, it better be”- Dan 35:55 Just going to call him Diddly 37:30 “Wow. I kind of like this. It’s like me, just constant, like joking, then double joking, then triple joking and then everyone’s like ‘wow, do you have a personality or are you just hiding it until layers of humor as a defense mechanism?’”- Dan (wow that went deep) 37:45 “It’s okay Dan.”- Phil, “I’m just kidding.”- Dan 39:39 “Ginger representation.”- Dan (not sure what that has to do with anything but they’re warming up to Brian 40:40 Phil loves the puns, Dan wants them to stop. Clearly Phil was meant to be the dad.

43:03 Dan is into the cauliflower, he will eat the cauliflower, he’s just putting that out there (he also put out a negative opinion on cucumbers not long ago I believe. What does it mean?) 44:00 Wine and Dine Mastermind sounds like something they’d watch 44:33 “Kiddo” reminds Dan of Sans 44:50 “Definitely” earned that ice cream sandwich 45:07 Dan helping Phil with assuaging and exacerbating 45:45 Phil’s dad performance kills me from here on 46:16 “Don’t complain about the attitude. If you want to be protective stick to the issue. So you could say I have a right to be concerned but is that a bit entitled?”- Dan, “I think just like I was scared.”- Phil “It shows vulnerability. That’s how to do it.”- Dan (very wise, what good dads, now good luck keeping a level head when you are actually upset) 46:46 “Say sorry Amanda.”- Phil 46:56 Paused here, D&P’s facial and body language accurately reflect how I feel about what Phil just said about his bedroom. Both their eyes move away from each other and they look tired.

47:22 Phil’s least favorite is Hugo, “He’s so stuffy. I mean intelligence can be attractive but I think when he’s just uhbuhburhburhbuhbahbah”- how’d that go again Phil?

47:30 “He’s got that walrus mustache.”- Dan

47:36 Phil is liking Mat: made banana bread, funny, sensitive and Craig: friend from college, quite funny, and doesn’t really fit in with the snarffle snarffle something

47:47 Dan likes the tall dark mysterious stranger (“Really?” asks Phil surprised, like it wasn’t obvious) cracking inappropriate jokes is literally himself, thinks the darkness might be a pretense and that he could be really soft and vulnerable on the inside “WHO KNOWS?!” Hmmm.

[hanhaoshua]

Seventeen as people I met in my freshmen year of high school

Seungcheol: My thinking skills teacher. Kind of all over the place, but really cool and doesn’t care. Only ever wears college sweaters (we have no idea why he has so many). His office is barely ever used, and has a collection of so many books that are an organized mess. Really heated on some topics, but makes us excited for what he’s gonna teach us. In his 60′s, but still super cool. Once gave me a dollar for the vending machine

Jeonghan: This one really pretty girl on cheer, but hated it. She was short, but adorable and very likable. Had a kinda-crude sense of humor but was always nice to everyone and loved making friends. Always there for me when I needed it. Also loved makeup, and always brought a blanket to school. Asks her senior friends to buy her burger king chicken nuggets, promises to pay back, never does. Also does band, and kinda hates that too.

Jisoo: A tall girl in my french class, and also in a ton of my other classes. Really sweet, wouldn’t hurt a fly, but savage when she needs to be. Loves her friends so much, and always does her work on time. Has an obsession with my hair, especially the day that I flat iron it and make it really soft. Has a really nice laugh, and is really good at making friends. Speaks french better than me, but we’re in the same french class.

Junhui: A senior in the drum line. Has photos of dicks on his phone to use for snapchat stickers. Used to send photos of me and my friend in ugly snapchat filters when we had lunch together. Always makes sex jokes. But actually really nice. Bought me fries from burger king once. Has a soft spot for one of my friends because they’re close friends. Actually quit the drum line to play another instrument because “they’re all assholes and my brother especially”.

Soonyoung: A girl that came off as kinda quiet at first, but we both found out we liked BTS and hit it off. Really, really extra. Naturally loud and screams a lot, but it’s hilarious. Whenever I make bad dad jokes, she would pretend to not know me. She actually biases Soonyoung too, and acts a lot like him. Only knows the “naega hosh” part in jam jam. Once learned all of BTS’s BS&T choreo in one night just because.

Wonwoo: A guy that is a funny, smart asshole. Not afraid to end your life with a sentence. Really smart, kinda quiet. Really funny and actually fun to hang out with once you get to know him. Amazing photographer. Has a kinda cringy sense of humor, but its good. We call him Alfredo, and he death glares us, but we know he’s just a cool guy. Listens to movie soundtracks a lot. Seems really rude but is actually really nice. But can be rude if you’re rude to him.

Jihoon: A girl who I’ve known since 7th grade. Tries to act hardcore, but is actually a sunflower. Has kinda crude humor, and never sleeps. She’s in percussion, and absolutely hates it. But, she needs the fine arts credits to graduate. Is the mom of our group, keeping us in line and telling us to do our work. Really blunt, can come off as really mean sometimes, and isn’t afraid to tell someone if they’re wrong or not. I actually had a crush on her in 7th grade, and when we talk about anything from 8th grade or before she gives me a death glare and tells me to shut up.

Seokmin: A cute korean girl who is an actual sunshine. She’s really pretty and really nice, and loves to be nice to people. I sat next to her for a while in one of my classes and is absolutely so nice. Let me copy off her work once so I wouldn’t fail and get kicked out of the program we’re in. Takes aesthetic as hell selfies. Always says hi to me and says I look good without makeup even though I probably look like a raccoon. Can be kinda air-headed at times but is super sweet and nice.

Mingyu: A really tall idiot. Is really attractive and had girls all over him at the beginning of the year. Somehow made it into the honors program we’re in. Is actually really smart in math and biomed. Looks like a giraffe. Is really sweet though, but is really clumsy. Has a pretty good sense of style. Once permed his hair, never went back because everyone called him ramen head. Has a girlfriend and loves her to the moon and back. Once got really upset when someone lost their clarinet and played sax. “THERE’S TOO MANY SAXOPHONE PLAYERS” there were only 6, and like 10 clarinet players.

Minghao: A little Filipino boy who can be really sweet but also just a bitch when he wants to be. Not afraid to ruin someone’s life with a snarky remark. EXTREMELY artistic. Once went so overboard on a science project we all yelled at him because he was being so extra. Loves scrap booking, drawing, and doing origami-like things. Really, really good at singing too, but never sings when we ask him to. Extremely smart, too. Is a savage bitch, but also super kind. Can come off as a bitch from being honest, but will def correct you if your makeup looks weird so you don’t do it again.

Seungkwan: A girl in track everyone thought was a freshmen but is a senior. Really nice, but also sarcastic. Will put someone in their place if needed. Very sassy, will actually fight someone if they say something about her friends. Protects her baby cousin with everything. ASS. Will cut a bitch. Also really sweet. Loves One Direction, but totally thinks babygate is fake. Will be super extra. Once found a Psyduck pokemon card and buried it somewhere.

Hansol: A senior that we all started calling “Jesus” because he was tall and lanky and looked like jesus. In percussion, and has a really weird sense of humor. Is really loud with his friends, but not really loud around other people. Sometimes just a complete idiot. Responds to “JESUS” in the hallways. Seems like kind of an asshole, but is a pretty genuine person if you just get to know him. Can also be super extra. Let me play his drums at the football games while he got food from the concession stand.

Chan: A guy everyone collectively claimed as their son. Super shy at first, but adorable and loves people. Really good and has a passion for drawing. Super smart, and wears a cute outfit to school every day. Everyone wants to protect him, but someone shares the same name as him and everybody hates the other one. Officially named “Good Danny”, the other one named “Bad Danny”. A sweetheart and never asks for help, but sometimes needs it. Lets me borrow his notes when I’m gone. Absolutely so sweet and lovable, everyone loves him. Calls me mom because I give him food during class and lets him drink from my water bottle.