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black tullip nomnom its nice to see that norton isnt the only one being hit with the whorification beam now that ganji is also here but i sometimes wish he took more of his clothes off.
#art#my art#evetalks#identity v#idv prospector#identity v norton campbell#norton campbell#idk who best to pair this skin with in my brain it goes cunning#but in my dick it says cocoa bean#but how would that work u may ask#my answer i have no idea.#actor au as it always is !#whatever.#did u know i hate drawing hats
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Key: Work In Progress *Headcanon (MDI) Minors Don’t Interact
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Calling It Even: You just moved 'across the pond' from Ilvermorny to Hogwarts, but before you actually moved you'd made a friend! Well, two and you just so happen to bump into them at the Leaky Cauldron!
Quidditch and T: Harry surprises Ron with tickets to the Quidditch World Cup after the war, after Hermione and after finding out Ron has a crush on the first professional trans masculine the Chudley Canons or the World Cup has ever seen.
I’m Sorry (Angst): You hate Ron, Ron hates you. Pretty simple. It only becomes complicated when the bloke says something about your cologne in Potions class.
Hush-Hush: After pestering turns arguing with Ron about keeping your romantic relationship a secret, your big secret comes tumbling out in the library, in the middle of the night, with a few witnesses.
Gold Strings and Red Picks- Part 1, Part 2 (Smutty), Part 3 (Smut): The Weasley's invented a band! Having a band, means you need a band manager; someone to help find venues, gigs and sponsors. After finding one, Ron seems to be hopeless drawn toward them.
Count Your Losses (Smut)
Neither (Smut/Drabble): You and Ron have history together.
❄️Cold Hands (Drabble)
A Shared Bed (Smut/Drabble): You and Ron have always shared beds, it was normal.
*Reader Comes Out as Trans to the Weasleys
*Ron’s First Boyfriend
*Ron’s First Date
*Reader and Ron’s First Time (Smut)
Home Alone (Smut): Harry plans on giving you something important to him when your home alone leading to you two get carried away and end up in your bedroom.
Bloody Knuckles and Sunshine (Angsty): Harry loved his ball of sunshine and will do anything, including throwing hands at a dude a head taller than him, to protect it from harm.
Into His Hands (Smut)
Try to Understand
Different (Smut/Drabble): You expected a lot, but not everything.
Soft (Smut/Drabble): Harry manages to get you alone and learns your as soft as you look.
Admirable (Fluff/Smut/Drabble): Harry convinces you that you’re worth it.
❄️Fireplace Snuggles (Drabble)
Some Random Smutty Thingy
*Harry and Black-Lupins Trans Son
*Harry’s First Boyfriend
Tough Hufflepuff (Angsty): Reader is a shy bean who is willing to teach the DA for Harry and everyone and ends up falling for a specific witch in doing so. He ends up winning her after a fight with a specific bleached ferret.
Not Going Anywhere (Angst): You’ve kept a pretty big secret from your bird for a while, but what happens when you end up revealing it on one fate filled night where she sees it first hand?
History: Hermione swore she would hate Slytherins since Draco Malfoys blonde self rolled into town, but your relentless flirting and charming smile causes her to feel stuff.
White Out (Angst)
After Party Bliss (Smut)
More Than Reading Books (Smut)
Better Than A Protection Spell
Cuts Deeper than Bone
Broken Stitches (Smut, Drabble): Hermione usually gripes about your dirty clothes being everywhere.
❄️Story Time (Drabble)
Broken Stitches (Smut/Drabble)
Line Without a Hook
❄️Snowman Building (Drabble)
*Reader Comes Out as Trans to the Weasleys
Intact (Angst): Life goes to hell when your mother, who happens to be Bellatrix LeStrange AND a Death Eater, finds out you joined the Order of the Phoenix with your boyfriend.
Tan Lines (Smut): George didn’t tell anyone; Fred just figured it out and then Fred told you. It was quiet simple. So, you take some time to appreciate the younger prankster.
Thin Walls (Smut/Drabble): You end up alone in a tent with George.
❄️Holiday Decorations (Drabble)
*First Boyfriend Headcanon
*Reader Comes Out as Trans to the Weasleys
Two Years: You got back to Diagon Alley after the war and desperately wanna talk to him and explain why you were basically non-existent during the war. But is Fred ready to talk to you?
Obvious Enough? (Drabble): Fred hates seeing you with his younger brother when he’s right across from you.
Will You?
❄️Christmas Photos (Drabble)
*Reader Comes Out as Trans to the Weasleys
*Fred’s Dominate Boyfriend (Smut)
Dirt Smudges
I Hate Blue
❄️Hot Cocoa Movie Night (Drabble)
Scary
❄️Mistletoe Kisses (Drabble)
Gay Panic
Firework Distraction
You're an Idiot (Smut): Draco is being a brat.. Again. No one's surprised when you run into him after getting back late from Hogsmeade. Also, the reader is Hermione's older brother.
Dance With Me: Draco really wishes he asked you to the Yule Ball. He wishes his father wasn't such a prude. He wishes you were on his arm, not Potters.
Match Already Made: Hermione tries to play match maker. She is so determined to see you and Harry get together she's obvious to the fact you're already taken. Even if you’ve kept it a secret.
A Good Look On You: You and Pansy have been friends since- since forever! Draco was fine with it until Pansy found out his little secret and decided to flirt with her close friend, leading arguing and kissing.
Christmas Break (Smut): You liked Winter Break Draco. Unfortunately, he was replaced by Usual Dick Bag Draco who becomes ruthless. At least Harry is there to make you feel better.
Into His Hands (Smut)
Tunes
Noise (Smut/Drabble): Draco wakes you up early for a quicky.
New (Smut/Drabble): Draco doesn’t appreciate you disobeying him.
It Doesn’t Hurt (Angst?/Drabble): Draco bothers you until you snap at him.
Glass (Smut/Drabble): Draco has a nice, long mirror hanging from his wall.
Dust and Dirt (Smut/Drabble): Draco loves that you want to try something new.
❄️Ice Skating (Drabble)
*Blaise’s Hufflepuff Boyfriend
*Blaise and Golden Trio’s Brother
*Blaise and His Boyfriend (Smut)
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Batfam headcanons part 1 :
(Mar'i's like 2-4 years old in these and jake's like 1-2 years old)
Bruce: Always tries to hide all of the coffee beans from Tim in places you'll never guess to look in, like under the floor boards, behind most of the portraits hanging on the mansion walls, under statues, In the drawers of the file cabinets in the batcave and in his office, in the mouth of the giant dinosaur in the batcave, etc. He works really hard to hide them all
He always has a stash of Alfred's cookies for himself
Dick: Is almost always trying to show off his gymnastics skills to people, like guests at a Wayne gala when bored or when he's talking with some Nightwing fans while out on patrol
He can read upside down words
He loves avocados (A reference to a TTG episode)
Jason: Always stealing something mostly from Tim and lies about it all the time with a straight face
Is the type of uncle who loves spending almost all of his time with his young nephew's and niece's, though Mar'i and Jake are his only nephew and niece for now (He loves them very much)
Loves to jumpscare his siblings when ever he has the chance (Though when he does he mostly gets himself nearly kicked or punched in the face, having to always be fast enough to dodge them)
He's very well known for purposely photo bombing in sibling/family selfies in the backround
Loves giving Mar'i piggyback rides
Knows how to solve rubics cubes, it took him a while to learn but he's a master at it now
Tim: An anime fanatic, he likes to binge watch a lot of anime, he also has like 18 anime posters on his bedroom walls (Like he has a lot of wall space for like 30 more due to how giant his room is). He even has like a whole book shelf dedicated to manga, he even collects figures from most of his favorite animes, he makes sure no one touches them, like ever.
He always finds most of the coffee beans Bruce tries to stash from him, he's kind of an expert since he's been doing this for along time now. Always hunting them down all over around the mansion, making Bruce have to work harder in having to hide them in even more difficult unimaginable places
He's a master at doing yoyo tricks, when he's bored he'll just teach himself some tricks. He always gets a lot of compliments and praise from many people after showing them his cool tricks. He also does it at Wayne galas
He likes to mix and match his socks (A habit he got from Stephanie)
Damian: Loves cinnamon on most of his food like Pop-tarts, waffles, Pancakes, Oatmeal, Cocoa, ice cream, pie, soup, you name it (Also when eating pop-tarts, he only eats cinnamon pop-tarts and will refuse to eat any other flavored pop-tart when theirs no more of the cinnamon flavored ones left. He even stashes his pop-tarts from everyone, it's very rare if he shares them with anyone)
He also really despises cotton candy, like really hates it
Mar'i always loves getting painting lessons from him
(He also really enjoys teaching her)
Can never be jumpscared by anything or anyone, only sometimes it works which is mostly rare making it a challenge to succeed in that attempt, he will just always have a straight face, no flinching whatsoever. Like it is really really hard to scare him
Stephanie: loves to paint Cassandra's nails when ever she has the chance
Cassandra: Loves chocolate milk
Duke: likes to decorate his jackets with patches that have fun designs
Also:
Alfred's immortal DC just won't say it
(My sister came up with the chocolate milk one for Cassandra btw)
My Superfam and DC ship headcanons below
#Batfamily#Bruce wayne#Dick grayson#Tim drake#Jason todd#Damian wayne#Stephanie brown#Cassandra cain#Duke thomas#Batman#Nightwing#Red robin#Red hood#Robin#Batgirl#Batkids#Mar'i grayson#Jake grayson#Nightstar#Batfamily headcanons#DC#DC headcanons#spider-jaysart headcanons
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Habits
Bio!Dad Bruce
Day 4: Habits
@biodad-bruce-month
First ~~~ Previous ~~~ Next
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The bat boys went out of their way to make Marinette feel included into the family. However she seemed to always get lost in the manor. Little did they know that she was using the horse miraculous to travel to and from Paris and still hasn't had enough practice with Kaalki.
Yet when they do happen to find her she seems to always be lost in thought while sketching or designing.
They had noticed early on that they could still hold a conversation with her and she would respond and remember the conversation.
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Marinette hadn't been at the manor for two days when the first incident occurred.
It was Jason who first caught her completely focused and to say it was a shock was an understatement. He had walked into the living room, trying to find her and Tim to play Mecha strike, so when he saw she was designing and Tim was sitting on the other couch reading.
"Hey Replacement, Bluebell who wants to play UMS III?" Jason asked the room.
"I'll play," Tim responded looking up from his book. Both boys then looked at Mari, who seemingly didn't hear them. Tim got up and walked over to her along with him. While
Marinette seemed to be hyper focused on her design that she didn't respond when Jason asked her again. So Jason decided it would be smart to tap her on the shoulder to get her attention. That was a bad idea. . He had snapped her out of her thoughts, but as he did she glared at them.
"Holy Fuck" Jason screamed as he backed away from her.
"What is wrong with you. You break my concentration and then scream. Like seriously Jason." She was holding her head covering her ears while glaring at him.
That was when Tim seemed to find his voice again. "Well if genetics hadn't proved you were Bruce's daughter, you giving Jason his signature glare would prove it."
"Well I guess that explains a few thing now" she hummed.
"That is all you get out of this?" Jason asks.
"What else was to get out of this?" she asked tilting her head, "so what did you guys want anyways?" she went back to her sunny personality.
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The second incident occurred later that same day but with only Dick. He had gone to find her for dinner, so he went to her room. He had heard from both Jason and Tim that she could pull out the Bruce 'Batman' Glare so he did the smart choice of first knocking on the door.
"Come in" was her only response.
She was sitting at the desk staring at one of her sketchbooks. Her chin was resting on her arm her nose was scrunched and eyebrows furrowed concentrating on the image in front of her.
It wasn't the Batman Glare but she looked just like Bruce when he was in deep concentration.
"Dinner is almost ready" he answered after entering the room.
"Dick thank goodness" She snapped her head up and looked at him with her full attention. "I can’t decide on a color for this blazer. It would look nice in an emerald or in a sapphire blue. I know I want to use gold as an accent around the main part that is black stitched with holographic music notes but I don't know maybe"
"Mari" he interrupted her. God she even over thinks like Bruce, that was why he had stopped her. "Breathe please. Now is this for a certain person or no one in particular?" He asked breaking her slight panic.
"It is for a commission so a certain person." she answered calming down.
"So would the person's hair or eyes clash with those colors" Thank god Barbara always dragged him shopping and complains how certain colors clashed with her hair.
"Neither would clash necessarily, but the sapphire blue would complement his hair and skin tone better" she finished writing something in on the page.
"Okay now that, that is settled why don't we go down for dinner Little B" Dick gave her a smile.
"Little B?"
"Little Bruce" be elaborated, really be meant little bat, but she doesn't know that yet so he improvised.
"Why?"
"The way you scrunch your nose and eyebrows when concentrating is just like him. That and completely overthinking and over analyzing things is just like him"
"It's a habit I've been trying to break" she answers sheepishly.
"Don't, just ask yourself questions to not get sided tracked, it is one of the best qualities a person can have" he answered honestly. "God only knows Bruce wouldn't come up with half of what makes up WE if he didn't overanalyze every little thing" she seemed to cheer up a bit at this and he is glad he could help his little sister.
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The third incident happened with Tim to say he was surprised when he saw her awake in the kitchen at 3 in the morning as he came back from patrol was shocking.
Honestly the only people awake at that hour were either the Bats, criminals, or him well him or even Bruce who would still be working. But here she is completely awake making, wait is that.
"Is that coffee?" He ended up asking out loud.
She turned to face him "Yes. Want some?"
"Please!!" he practically begged.
"Fair warning this is my special blend, I haven't found anyone else who could handle it" she warned him, but he took it as a challenge.
"Try me" and she did, she set a cup down in front of him and also poured herself one. After the first sip he realized it was strong, much stronger than his usual, and that usually had an entire cup of espresso. "That is good. You are making this again if you don't give me the recipe" she giggled.
"Let's see if you can handle a cup and make it to breakfast." she countered and she left to her room.
When morning came he was still wired in fact he was practically bouncing in his seat while having breakfast and everyone was staring at him. Granted he was usually a zombie in the morning so this was new, actually functioning properly that is.
"You okay there Timmy" Dick asked him, and that was confusing.
"Yes, why wouldn't I be?" Tim asked.
"Now your beginning to scare us. Wait did you actually sleep, Replacement?" Jason asked him.
"I don't think he did Jason" everyone turned and stared at Marinette. "Half a cup" she said staring at him.
"Care to explain Bluebell."
"So turns out I'm not the only one awake late. Someone" she stared at Tim, "caught me making coffee last night, drank a single cup and still seems to be wired" she shrugged "so half a cup next time Tim"
"Wait, he is the most awake he has ever been in the, almost six years I've known him, and he hasn't slept." Damian stated bored. "what did you put in the coffee?"
"Nothing much, but if you know how to roast the beans right anything is possible" she rose the mug she was holding. That was when they all noticed the mug in her hand.
Out of concern, he is guessing, Dick and Jason moved to take the mug from her. They turned around to face each other with a smirk and they saw that they were both holding identical mugs to the one in, wait Marinette still has a mug.
"Enjoy the cocoa" she smiled as she took a sip from her cup.
"You really are Bruce's daughter if you can pull that with little to no sleep." Tim replied. Her only response was a head tilt. "I swear not sleeping and still being able to function absurdly well is genetic. You, Damian, and Bruce are alike in that."
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The fourth incident happened and was witnessed by Damian. He was sure that he would be able to have the gym to himself as everyone was out on patrol but he was mistaken.
There was Marinette a headset on, with her hands wrapped moving between punching a bag and a sequence of movements. He watched her until she seemed to finish her set. She looked up and when she noticed him he walked towards her. She wasn't being her usual bubbly self, in fact it looked to him that she was upset.
"I didn't think anyone else would be in here" he stated."
"Oh, really" she answered lowering her headset ”I won't be a bother and did you want to take the punching bag." she said a slight frown on her lips. Okay he may not be the best at dealing with emotions, but he was extremely good at perceiving them on others.
"Something is bothering you, isn't it?" he was blunt sure but he wasn't expecting her to freeze and look around before taking a breath and schooling her features.
"No, everything is fine"
"It. As if I would believe that"
"Really now why don't..."
"Either you talk or we spar" he cut her off. He was expecting her to speak not take off her headset completely, set it down, and take a stance. The two began to spar and after almost two hours they were both lying on the mat exhausted.
"Thanks Damian, I needed a good spar"
"Any time you need, ask" he got up and began walking back to his room.
If he didn't already know she was a Wayne then that would prove it. Only a Wayne would rather not face their emotions and would rather fight.
His sister was his and he would be damned if he didn't at least help her. Albeit it he wasn't the most mushy of the family but she already was the most bearable of his sibling. Maybe he'll teach her to sword fight, then maybe someone would be an actual challenge for him.
Next
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Imagine:
M’Baku and Erik have the pleasure of sharing a woman for one night. It turns into a regular routine of threesomes. She gets pregnant, and doesn’t know which one of them could be the father.
Warnings: Smut, pregnancy kink, threesome first time writing for M’Baku.
“I think you need to come to your senses,” M’Baku laughs loud and booming before approaching his friend, Erik, shoving the young man roughly against his left shoulder, “Zalika is mine, Erik, and I don’t like it when what’s mine is messed with.”
“Oh, so that’s a threat? Remember, she approached me first, way before she even knew we were friends,” Erik uses both of his hands to shove M’Baku back harder, “and DONT put your fucking hands on me unless you wanna die, brother,” Erik spoke snidely with a warning finger almost stabbing M’Baku in his face before readjusting his suit jacket, a mug set on his handsome, chiseled face.
“OH! So that is the excuse you give? So she approaches you...but plans a booty call with me?” M’Baku says with his strong and powerful African accent, “Who has the upper hand now, brother, hm? Looks like I will finally get to taste the cocoa beauty. I bet she tastes just like cacao beans to,” M’Baku’s thick, taffy colored tongue swipes across his full upper lip before his teeth lined with silver caps tugged sexily on his bottom lip.
“See, that’s where you’re wrong. It looks like I’m fucking her from the texts she sent me...texting me pictures of that phat peace of pussy covered with lace panties between her thighs...telling a nigga to come over and suck up her pussy in my mouth...she say that to you? Baku?” Erik gives M’Baku a sly smirk.
“I’ll do you one better,” M’Baku pulls out his phone, “Last text she sent me was this,” M’Baku held up his phone towards Erik for him to see. M’Baku’s loud laugh almost rattled the walls when he looked at Erik’s stuck expression. Erik removes his gold-rimmed glass, eyes blinking with disbelief while his lips parted.
“Sheeeeesh,” Erik’s pouty bottom lip dragged between his teeth, “She ain’t send a nigga that...she got them big, suckable nipples…”
“Even through her wet T-shirt they look delicious...like they want to rip through, right?” M’Baku grunts deeply enough to vibrate your senses, “I plan on biting them with my teeth...leave a mark.”
Erik removes his suit jacket, hanging it up on a brass coat rack that stood at the entrance of his apartment door. He takes a seat next to M’Baku on a black suede sectional, leaning over in hopes of catching another sexy photo of Zalika. M’Baku quickly locks his phone before tucking it in the pocket of his slacks, standing from the couch.
“I showed you one photo, you don’t need to see the rest. It gets better and better... what is one photo to the amount that I have from her alone,” M’Baku spoke in a cocky manner.
“Let me see you match what I got. And just because I told you about one photo, that doesn’t mean it’s just one,” Erik pulls out his phone, “You see this?” Erik swipes his finger up and up to show all the sexy photos Zalika sent him. He looks from M’Baku to his phone, eyebrows raised in challenge, “That’s about a good 20 photos right there for me to bust a nut to so what’s up?”
“Says the man who will be in here for the rest of the evening while I go spend time with Zalika myself. Did I tell you how much she loves it when I speak Xhosa? She says it makes her pussy nice and wet for me.”
“Wow, that's it? Damn, she tells you how wet she is,” Erik strokes his chin, “While she shows me how wet she is…” Erik hummed, “And it gets wet...tastes good too-
“YOU FUCKED HER?” M’Baku damn near charged over to Erik, his 6’5, 250lbs body right above him while he sat back on the couch with a nonchalant expression.
“Nah, She just let me suck her fingers that’s all,” Erik spoke casually, knowing that it would piss M’Baku off, “She’s a creamer too, I can almost taste how sweet that pussy is,” Erik makes multiple slurping sounds with his mouth and tongue, laughing at how angry M’Baku looked at the moment. Erik was almost to tears while bending over with his hand clutching his abs.
M’Baku was seething, teeth flared, before walking away to pace back and forth, “I will see her today, we are going to talk about this. I don’t like being played with. She’s confused and if I have to make her come to a decision, I will, even if that means stuffing my dick down her throat.”
“She ain’t confused. It’s obvious, right? She wants two dicks instead of one. Like I said, she knows that me and you are cool. Let’s just give her little ass what she wants. It’s been a minute since we shared some pussy...remember Michelle from grad school? Remember how we tore that up?”
“Michelle...oh, yes...Michelle,” M’Baku gives a knowing smirk, “I wonder how she’s doing.”
“Shee old news, Baku, let’s focus on Zalika. You’re seeing her in class tonight...invite her over,” Erik says with a roguish grin.
“I told you, I don’t want to share her,” M’Baku spoke through clenched teeth, “Like it or not, Erik, she is mine. Don’t you have other options? You could have any other girl on your phone but instead you want Zalika? Let me have her...I want her so fucking bad I just might handle her after class myself.”
“Yeah, we’ll see...if she hits me up tonight with that wyd text I’m putting this steel on her,” He says with a subtle arch of his brow, “you don’t think I want a piece of that puss just as much as you?”
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Zalika walked into her evening class, an Xhosa language course. It’s an elective that was a new edition to UCLA. The sprinkling of thirteen students were listening attentively to Professor M’Baku fluently speak the Bantu language of South Africa. Zalika’s father is from Botswana and he moved to California for med school where he met Zalika’s mother, an Art History Major. She always wanted to learn how to speak Xhosa and when Professor M’Baku who is also her English professor told her about the evening course she added it to her already overwhelming schedule. The wedges on Zalika’s feet clattered against the polished tile floor all the way to her designated seat; seat number three, in the front row. The intense, masculine aroma that Zalika damn near memorized within her senses made her smile the minute she planted her round, dark chocolate ass down in her seat.
“U-Miss Zalika,” M’Baku says, stilling Zalika’s movements, “kuhlwile kwakhona?”
“....uhm...Intoni?” Zalika adjusts her black, cat-eyed frames lined with rhinestones.
“How long have you been coming to my class and all you can say to me is WHAT?” M’Baku squints at her.
“I’m sorry, I have other classes and...it’s becoming overwhelming, Sir, that’s all-
“No excuses,” M’Baku pushes up the sleeves to his navy blue dress shirt aggressively, “kufuneka sithatha.”
The clicks he made with his tongue whenever he spoke Xhosa has Zalika sucking the gloss off of her bottom lip and pressing her inner thighs together. She could understand him clearly but he didn’t need to know that. Just what did they need to talk about exactly? Everything seemed to be going smoothly between them. Zalika opens her designated notebook for the course, turning it sideways so that she could look over the Xhosa alphabet. Learning the click constants was their focus lately and Zalika found it hard to keep up, pulling extra time to study them whenever she had downtime like doing her laundry or cooking dinner.
For the remainder of the class, Zalika took notes and practiced Xhosa phrases and click constants with a classmate. Whenever she had a question, Zalika would call for M’Baku in Xhosa like he instructed his students to do for added practice. He would squeeze Zalika’s shoulder gently while leaning over her desk, helping her sound out the phrases and occasionally glancing at her. His eyes would travel from her glossy lips all the way down to smooth, dark chocolate cleavage. This thick, tall, beautiful African man with such a stern voice and obvious ruthless personality turned Zalika on heavily, so heavy that she wanted to make his face a seat while he growled into her folds.
After the class, all the students filled out except for Zalika who lingered behind acting as if she needed to ask Professor M’Baku a question. While he wiped down the white board, Zalika watched the door softly close shut leaving the both of them alone finally. As her eyes went back to M’Baku he gave her a cunning smile before strolling over to her. She held her ground but the more he approached, the more Zalika realized just how big, and intimidating this man is. 6’5 and 250 lbs stood before her. He crosses his thick, beefy arms across his chest, the outline of the tattoo on his arm teasing her eyes.
“You wanted to talk?” Zalika finally says.
“Let’s get straight to the point, yes? What are you doing with me, hm?” He asks with his profound voice ringing in her ears.
“Having fun...what else?” Zalika grabs M’Baku’s tie, twirling it around her finger, twisting it tightly, “You don’t want to have fun with me?”
“You call this fun? Toying with me? Let me tell you something, Zalika...I plan on handling you properly...tonight. Why are you talking to Erik? Who do you belong to?”
Every time Zalika tried to speak M’Baku would cut her breath short.
“Can I speak?” Zalika spoke defensively.
“...Yes,” M’Baku reluctantly says before leaning on the edge of his desk. Zalika’s eyes swept the classroom before they fell back on M’Baku.
“I’m feeling Erik too. I’m feeling both of you, actually.”
The muscles in M’Baku’s jaw popped out from grinding his teeth hard. His eyes narrowed at Zalika for a long time. He could taste the anger on his tongue from her words. Erik was right, Zalika wanted both of them to herself. Standing there in front of him with tight leggings, a very revealing top, and heels on her feet, M’Baku couldn’t be angry with her. She smelled like strawberries and her dark chocolate skin glistened. Whatever this woman wanted he would give her. Anything to have her; taste her. She gave M’Baku a kittenish smile while fluttering her lashes at him slowly.
“I know I should have told you that I was talking to him as well, I apologize for that. I just...I can’t help my feelings towards the both of you…” Zalika approaches M’Baku, standing between his legs and wrapping her arms around his shoulders, “Baku…” she whispered, “Please don’t be mad at me, daddy...I just want to see what it will be like if I had both of you to myself…”
“Fuck, Zalika,” M’Baku’s shoulders slumped with defeat, “Look at what you do to me girl.”
“Huh?” Zalika spoke breathlessly. M’Baku grabs one of her arms from around his neck, dropping it over his crotch. Her hand drags down, mouth widening and eyes falling to his lap.
“Daddy...this is all of you?”
“Not all of me,” M’Baku spoke dangerously, “You have played with me long enough, Zalika, it’s time you take care of your master...emadolweni akho.”
Zalika drops to her knees almost instantly, a voracious look in her eyes as she watches M’Baku pull his slacks down with his briefs. The beauty of his big black dick couldn’t be put into words. It is very very girthy. Damn...Zalika wanted to ride that dick. Ain’t nothing like a black man’s dick, she thought before grabbing him, wrapping her hand around him as best as she could. She could feel the power that he beholden from how much he pulsates in the palm of her hand. This would definitely hurt but she wouldn’t chicken out on the opportunity. There is a first for everything.
“Focus on all of me. There are too many parts untouched...unappreciated,” M’Baku unbuttons his dress shirt, his thick torso revealed to her, “you said you love sucking dick? Worship me then.”
Zalika stares at his thick, mammoth of a dick with bewildered eyes, “Baku...I don’t think I can.”
M’Baku fusses in Xhosa, “Open your mouth, girl.”
“And here I thought Erik’s dick was huge,” Zalika spoke under her breath.
“What was that?” M’Baku pulls on Zalika’s 4C fro to make her look up at him, “Did I hear you use Erik’s name with my dick in your hand? HUH? Who are you supposed to be focusing on at the moment!”
“You,” Zalika spoke quickly, bringing M’Baku’s dick to her mouth to slap her lips with it, eyes pleading, “You, daddy, you,” She opens wide, sinking him into her mouth with timid eyes. Her throat kept clenching up on her so Zalika had to pull him from her mouth, hawk spit on it a few times, before trying again. With the added moisture she was able to get about three inches of him inside.
“FUCK ZALIKA!” M’Baku hisses, “I finally got you, girl...I finally got my dick in your beautiful mouth. I would have done anything to get my dick in your mouth...now I need it in that sweet pussy, girl.”
“Mm-
“Take it easy, Zalika, you will take your time when sucking me, girl, I don’t like it when you rush.”
“EK!” Zalika gagged, “ghah, ghah, ghah,” she squeezes her eyes as her throat closes up.
“Mmm, Zalika,” M’Baku wipes her tears away, “sloppy and slow is exactly how I like it...keep going, girl.”
“I can’t, you’re so big in my mouth,” Zalika’s bottom lip quivered from being stretched, “Baku, I can’t it’s so much-
Zalika was silenced with M’Baku’a dick back in her mouth. She grabbed for his legs, squeezing his enormous calves each time his dick hit the back of her throat. She was going to have a sore throat after this.
“That’s it, girl, yesssssss, FUCK ZALIKA. Did you let Erik have this mouth too? You don’t have to talk, just nod your head...did he have this mouth before me?”
Zalika shakes her head no while M’Baku’s smooth, ebony dick barley slides in and out of her mouth.
“Very good,” M’Baku’s lips poked out and his eyes rolled back, “fuck ewe...fuck ewe...uziva ulungile,” M’Baku’s hips were off of the desk, one large hand on the back of her head to keep her in place while his vast dick released a plentiful amount of cum. No wonder, his balls are heavy and big. She could feel the cum that couldn’t fit down her throat fall to her cleavage.
“Look at me, Zalika,” he asked with a shallow breath escaping his mouth.
Zalika met his eyes while wiping his cum from her cheeks.
“If I find out that you fucked Erik, I will fuck the living shit out of you,” he spoke evenly with vengeful eyes, “I will not be gentle, entle, I will show you just how angry I am when I punish that sweet pussy, girl.”
That was a challenge for her. Rubbing her throat, Zalika nods, unable to properly speak since M’Baku abused her vocal cords.
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Erik was just stepping out of his shower when he heard M’Baku, his roommate and best friend enter the luxury apartment. It was way past the time for him to be home from his evening class and the thought of that alone has Erik squeezing the hell out of his bottle of body wash, spilling the contents to the bathroom floor. Frustrated, Erik takes a hand towel to clean it up, his other hand trying to keep the fluffy black towel around his waist together. Balling it up and tossing it in a linen wicker basket in the bathroom, Erik steps from the bathroom, M’Baku making his way down the hall with his work satchel in one hand, and his suit jacket in the other. M’Baku couldn’t fight the evil grin on his face when he noticed Erik’s irritation.
“You fucked her, didn’t you?”
M’Baku chuckles while opening his bedroom door, “Good night, brother.”
The humor laced in his voice made Erik’s blood boil and his water stricken skin gave his lean muscles more definition as they flexed with rage.
“Did she tell you about me?” Erik is standing in M’Baku’s doorway now with his towel hanging on for dear life around his tapered hips, “cuz last time I checked she still hitting my phone.”
“She did,” M’Baku removes his tie, “But after what I gave her tonight, you can forget everything. She knows who her real daddy is.”
“Nah, we’ll see about that,” Erik challenged M’Baku Before walking away and towards his bedroom. Once he is inside, Erik closes his door, grabbing his cell from the bed and automatically calls Zalika. She answers on the third ring, her sweet, airy voice making his dick twitch.
“Baby girl,” Erik spoke with a hushed tone, “You want me to come over there and beat that ass?”
“Hello to you too, Erik,” Zalika responds, “and why are you threatening to spank me?”
“M’Baku is back home...he told me that he gave you something tonight...you mind telling me what that something is?”
“Teh,” Zalika sassed, “It’s no concern of yours, E, all you need to worry about is me and you.”
“Zalika, I’m not playing with you...did he hit that puss?”
“...no,” Zalika finally says, “But I did suck his dick.”
“Hmm,” Erik hummed into the phone, the sound vibrating into Zalika’s ear, “You’re a nasty bitch, Zalika. Couldn’t control yourself, could you?”
“He made me...I liked it though...I haven’t had dick in my mouth for a long time…my throat is still pretty sore.”
“Fuck,” Erik pulls his towel from his waist, “If you’re such a slut it shouldn’t matter how sore that throat is...you’ll want more dick, right?”
“True...what? You got more for me?”
“Why don’t you come through...I’ll show you.”
“M’Baku is home,” Zalika says, “Wouldn’t he hear?”
“Girl, I don’t give a fuck about that. I pay the bills in this bitch too so what? He ain’t got control over this. You coming over or what?” Erik spoke with malice.
The aggression in both of them is one of the reasons why Zalika can’t leave both men alone. She first met Erik on campus as a substitute teacher for a physics course. He’s a Radiological Physicist. The chemistry between them both was undeniable and Zalika needed to see him outside of class. Since she wants to be an engineer herself, she would schedule tutoring time with Erik at the schools library and that’s when they exchanged numbers and started sexting.
“Yeah, I’ll come over, daddy,” Zalika says with a seductive voice, “Keep that dick nice and hard for me.”
“I’m getting some of that puss too, Zalika...you show up at my door I’m using both of your holes to empty my nut and think I’m playing,” Erik warns.
“Unh,” Zalika moans.
“Had me waiting way too long for you, ma...can’t wait to beat it up,” He spoke with a rough tone, “Hurry up.”
“Yes, daddy.”
“Get off the phone,” Erik ordered and then soon after, the call ended.
The wait will finally be over, he was about to dive in that wet ass pussy he’d been longing for. She is freaky on the phone. She better be just as freaky in person. All of that stop, it’s too big, I can’t take it, all of that shit will not stop Erik from tearing her little ass up. Have her walking funny and feeling his fat ass dick in her pussy forever. M’Baku wasn’t a heavy sleeper so he will hear everything from her moans to her cheeks clapping and Erik didn’t give a fuck. He offered to share her since Zalika wanted them both but M’Baku wanted to be possessive of the girl. She wants BOTH OF THEM. One dick in her mouth, and one in her pussy.
Erik rubs his body down with some cocoa butter and puts on a pair of drawstring shorts to lounge around until Zalika finally shows up. Erik shot her a quick text letting her know what the apartment number was and not to park in a number spot. He only had to wait twenty minutes, the faint knocks on the door made Erik aware of that. Leaving his bedroom, Erik strolls to the door, opening it to find Zalika standing before him in a T-shirt dress, some sandals, and her kinky afro picked out and full. Her lips are painted a matte brown and when she smiles her white teeth almost blinded him. He could smell the coconut oil on her skin and she wasn’t even up under his nose yet.
“Don’t be shy,” Erik held the door open further, “I won’t bite unless you want me to.”
“We’ll see about that,” She steps inside, looking around the spacious luxury apartment before turning back to Erik for direction, “It’s nice...looks like a bachelor pad...where’s your room?”
“So damn eager...you don’t want anything to drink?” Erik leads the way further into the apartment, “We got water, apple juice, papaya juice, something stronger…”
“I’m good for now, I’m gonna need it after we...you know…” she giggles, looking down at her toes.
“Fuck. Yeah, you gon’ need that,” Erik grabs Zalika’s soft hand, “Let’s go, ma-
“Where is M’Baku?” She asked with a hushed tone.
“Shh,” Erik says with a finger to his mouth. He points to M’Baku’s bedroom with his thumb while they walked to his room, “He’s in there...you wanna say hi or something? You’re here for me, remember?”
“Yeah, I know, it’s just...he’ll hear us…” Zalika stood rooted to the spot in front of M’Baku’s door.
“Yeah, I don’t give a fuck about that shit. I told him we can make it a threesome thing but he wasn’t with it, that’s his loss,” Erik pulls on Zalika’s hand, making her move, “Nah, let’s go, you got some making up to do with all that teasing shit.”
“Threesome?” Zalika says with an elevated tone, “You would like that?”
“We’ve done it before, ain’t no problem with me.”
Erik pushes his bedroom door open with his shoulder, turning to grab both of Zalika’s hands. He finally had her in his bedroom. All of that freaky shit she said she could do he wanted to see it for himself. Zalika took a seat on Erik’s bed, her feet slipping out of her sandals before laying back against his bed. She placed her keys and her shoulder bag to the side, her eager eyes studying Erik’s bedroom.
“Get comfortable, you know, but ass naked,” Erik says while removing his own clothing, “and spread your thighs for me too...remember you told me how you like that puss licked?”
“From the back,” Zalika spoke breathlessly while lifting her T-shirt dress up and above her head. She then takes off her bra and panties, dropping those to the floor as well before laying back, titties spreading to the side from how heavy they are, smoothing her hands down her petite waistline before bringing her thighs up and out. The sound of her pussy lips spreading is what caught Erik’s attention first.
“That puss is just waiting for my tongue...it’s even prettier in person.”
“Let’s see what that tongue can do,” Zalika spreads her plump pussy lips for Erik to see, “Come and taste me, daddy.”
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M’Baku was in the middle of dozing off with his Beats headphones on and a Wakandan rap artist named SS1CASH’s music playing. Something, maybe a small voice inside of his head told him to wake up. M’Baku removes his headphones, placing them on his bed before stretching his large, thickset arms above his head, one hand coming down to scratch the tight, 4C coils on his head. He didn’t have anywhere to be the next day since it was a Saturday so M’Baku decides to pull an all-nighter to grade the English papers that are piled high on his desk.
Swinging his weighty legs over his king sized bed, M’Baku stands, grabbing his glasses before walking to his bedroom door. He felt parched and needed some papaya juice to hydrate himself. On his way out, M’Baku hears a soft, feminine moan from down the hall. Pausing, M’Baku waits for the lovely sound to grace his ears again. Please, don’t let it be who I think it is, he thought. As if reading his thoughts, the same, pleasure-filled sound fills the darkened hallway again and before M’Baku could stop himself he is walking towards Erik’s door.
Of course it has to be Zalika. That moan sounded too familiar and the way it has his almighty girthy dick stiff and compressed in his briefs it had to be his Zalika. What was he doing to her at this precise moment that has her gasping and moaning with such blissful surprise that she can’t believe her body is reacting the way it is? At Erik’s door, M’Baku’s large hand grabs the satin nickel door knob, twisting it quietly before pushing it open enough so he could peek inside. The sound of her moans intensified, M’Baku’s brown eyes widening when they fell upon the nasty sight before him.
Zalika is fully naked and riding Erik’s face on his bed, her wide ass bouncing, grinding her pussy on his open mouth. Each time Zalika’s cheeks would spread from her continuous ass popping her pink slit and puffy, chocolate outer lips would grace his eyes. Erik’s tongue was flat and thick, licking up and down her pussy while his hands rubbed the back of Zalika’s thighs and occasionally went up to give her generous cheeks a slap. Yes, yes, yes fell from Zalika’s mouth with her head towards the ceiling. She was loving that tongue, her body visibly shaking.
M’Baku’s dick was ready to fucking bust. Staring at it, his girthy dick was pointed straight out, the tip of his dick peeking through the opening of his briefs. He wanted to yank Erik’s vertebrae through his throat at first but the more he watched the more he concluded that seeing his best friend tongue fuck and slurp all over Zalika’s beautiful puss has him horny and ready to join. He wanted a taste of her now, especially that puckered ass hole. He dreamed of training her tight ass to fit his thickness knowing that it will be too much for her. It wasn’t M’Baku’s first time seeing Erik in his naked grandeur. Erik’s chiseled hips were pumping the air like there was a pussy situated over his dick for him to sink into.
“What a yummy, puffy pussy, ma,” Erik says with his voice much deeper, “Mmm I’d suck on this pussy all fucking day,” he goes back to devouring Zalika like pussy is his favorite meal. It’s M’Baku’s favorite meal too. All that cream just leaking on Erik’s tongue. Her pussy is nice and bald, plump, and juicy. What a beautiful picture of a beautiful body piece. M’Baku would love to put a lip lock on her and snatch.
“Unh, Erik right there, Unh, yes Erik right fucking there, daddy, fuck,” Zalika lets out ragged breaths, “daddy keep doing that I’m gonna cum.”
That’s what made M’Baku approach the both of them within long strides, grabbing a fist full of Zalika’s kinky afro, extending her he’d back so far her eyes widened with fear, she couldn’t see him correctly because of the position so her eyes looked towards her peripheral, that same strong, masculine scent crowding her like it always did in class. Erik notices the change in Zalika’s movements, lifting his face from between her legs to find M’Baku yoking her up by her hair, so close to her face with fury that Zalika was whimpering. Erik didn’t say anything, didn’t care to be honest. He simply takes three fingers, slipping them inside of Zalika’s pussy and starts finger popping her pussy.
“Baku...Unh shit, Erik...Baku, daddy,” M’Baku wasn’t sure who she was calling daddy at the moment since Erik was curling his fat fingers inside of her, “Baku, I’m sorry-
“It’s too late for that, girl...I already caught you riding my best friends tongue...no need to lie about how it felt...I know it felt good,” M’Baku glances over at Erik, locking eyes with his friend before both of them share identical sly smirks, “Keep going, Erik, dig deep and don’t let up until she’s cumming hard.”
“Erik-
“Since you’re here, bro, why don’t you fill that mouth up...she said her throat was sore let’s see if it’s still like that,” Erik spoke harshly, “ooookayyyy, that pussy got a nice grip,” Erik’s free hand comes down to slap her ass.
M’Baku pulls his briefs off, grabbing his chocolate dick in one hand, tapping Zalika’s lips with it, “You are amazingly talented, why don’t you show Erik how you suck dick, hmm?” M’Baku rubs his dick against Zalika’s lips, “come on, girl, suck your master.”
“Damn,” Erik strains his neck to watch Zalika take M’Baku in with difficulty, “She is trying her hardest to fit them big lips around your dick...too much dick, Zalika?”
“Damn it!!” M’Baku says through clenched teeth, “Fucking pro,” M’Baku grabs both sides of her head, “THATS it girl, you are special, love, so special.”
Hrgurrk!!!” She gags, trying her absolute best to fill her mouth up with M’Baku’s dick but there is no use, this man’s dick is inhuman. All that Wakandan strength he’s yielding in his dick...her throat is no match. Erik pulls his fingers out to rub Zalika’s clit, his eyes envious of M’Baku being slobbered on.
“Do that shit bitch! I need that shit right there,” Erik says while rubbing his drenched fingers all over her pussy, “she the real deal, Baku let me get some of that.”
“Here,” M’Baku pulls his dick out of Zalika’s mouth, watching her exhale, “Come fuck her throat up.”
Erik sucks Zalika’s mess from his fingers before trading places with M’Baku, eagerly grabbing his long and girthy dick up. M’Baku gets down on his knees behind Zalika, dick in one hand while the other one grabs one of her ass cheeks firmly, spreading her nice and wide so that he could rub his thick tongue from her pussy to her ass and back. The mess Erik created has M’Baku growling before he buries his face in her pussy. He couldn’t help but to leave a trail of sucks continuously.
Erik has Zalika’s hair in his hand, moving her head up and down his dick, “Damn, you dangerous with that tongue...that’s a bad bitch,” Erik drags his bottom lip between his teeth, “I love how she sucks dick, got my dick throbbing in her mouth.”
“The best, right?” M’Baku says between licks, “makes you want to abuse her little throat.”
Zalika’s lips slips off of Erik’s dick with a loud pop, “Umph!!! Baku oh my God,” She jerks Erik’s drool covered dick while looking back at M’Baku, “Daddy suck on my pussy like that, yessssss-
“Aye, pay attention,” Erik turns Zalika’s head around, “Nope, don’t touch my big dick with hands, ma. Mouth, tongue, and throat only, fuck is wrong with you.”
“Yes, daddy, Umph, fuck,” Zalika started sucking with no hands but stops again when M’Baku starts tongue-fucking her ass, “Ooooooo-
“Bitch, you got my dick in front of your face you better come suck this,” Erik orders while yanking her hair, “UH-HUH, fuck yeah,” Erik’s eyes were dark on her, “And don’t let my cum drip down my dick. You better clean up every single drop.”
“Mhm,” Zalika focused on the dick currently stretching her throat out while grinding her pussy on M’Baku’s tongue. He was right on her clit and each time he sucked Zalika’s body would clench up. She was getting closer and closer while Erik’s balls slapped her chin.
“I know you wanna cum, girl, cum on daddy’s tongue, baby,” M’Baku spoke into her pussy before wrapping his lips around her clit again.
“Damn, I’ma fuck you good, Zalika,” Erik could feel his balls growing tighter, a tingling sensation forming, “Ima make you cum all over this dick, ma, fuckkkkk!”
Erik’s hips began to move faster and faster and faster until he buried his dick down her throat, his thick, tasty cum filling her mouth up. Zalika locked eyes with him while swallowing his nut.
“That’s that nut you’ve been dying to taste, drink it up, ma,” Erik says while focusing on Zalika sucking his dick softly, “You tryna get more?”
Zalika pops her lips off of the tip of his dick, “yeah.”
“Ain’t no more right now you sucked a nigga dry...you plan on giving M’Baku some good suckie-suckie too?”
“Mhm,” Zalika says before bringing her lips down to suck on his balls.
“Damn. Never forget the balls baby,” Erik whispers while jerking his dick.
“Fuck!!!” Zalika shouts, her body shaking from cumming on M’Baku’s tongue, “YES DADDY YES!!”
Erik reaches behind her to slap her ass while M’Baku continues to suck all the cum out of her pussy. Erik couldn’t help but to walk around to see what M’Baku was doing. He has his lips on her clit, sucking slowly, savoring in her sweet taste. Erik leans over, spreading both of Zalika’s ass cheeks before spitting on her ass hole. He takes his finger, bringing it to her ass to rub it.
“Damn, I can tell you play in this ass girl…my type of woman...super thick and creamy,” Erik sticks his finger in her ass, “You gon’ let me dig in this ass real good?”
“She better,” M’Baku says, his face finally from between her legs and covered in her juices, “I’m fucking that ass too.”
“It’s your lucky day, baby girl, turn around,” Erik says, watching a weak Zalika flip over onto her back, “There you go, I’m getting in this pussy-
“Fuck!!!” Zalika tries to push at Erik, “Daddy it’s in my stomach that dick is so big!”
M’Baku is walking to stand by Zalika’s face, jerking his dick, “It’s okay, entle, suck my dick.”
“Unh,” Zalika grabs M’Baku’s dick, “This is going inside of my pussy too daddy? This big ass dick?”
“Where ever you want it, I’ll put it, baby,” M’Baku hisses when Her juicy lips wrapped around his girth, “Fuck, mmmm.”
Erik has Zalika’s legs thrown over his shoulders, his hips expertly snapping into hers while grinding them. He couldn’t keep his eyes off of Zalika’s pussy creaming all over him. Her fat pussy fit snugly around him and the more he digs deep the more he wants to fill her pussy up with his cum. That pussy is gripping his dick something serious making his eyes roll.
“Pussy good, girl,” Erik says between breaths, “got me digging deep baby, so deep...uhmmmm, this pussy is so wet,” Erik pulls his dick out all the way to the tip, “nasty bitch, suck that dick while I fuck this pretty pussy.”
“Dig deeper,” M’Baku says while grabbing her legs, pulling them back, “That’s better, see? She’s opened up a lot more now, fuck her hard, brother.”
“Like this,” Erik leans over her body into a push up position, giving it to Zalika so hard and with long strokes that she takes M’Baku’s dick out of her mouth, hand barely able to grasp it, while staring at Erik with a crease in her brow and low eyes. He kept that same stroke, hips snapping into her and his dick hitting the back of her pussy.
“Fuck,” she says softly, unable to control the tears that fell from her eyes and rolled into her hairline, “fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.”
“Look at that yummy pussy taking that dick,” M’Baku was fascinated, “Uhmm, make her pussy cum.”
“Ima make this pussy cum,” Erik repeated.
“Fuck my pussy good, daddy, please, oh my god,” Zalika was in a trance staring at M’Baku’s vast dick in her face and Erik’s dick that is just as whopping digging deep in her pussy. He was aiming for her to feel it push up against her cervix. Her toes curled back so hard it hurt and she would surely have cramps in her toes by tomorrow.
“Daddy get this pussy, Baku,” Zalika wiggles her tongue, “Slap that fat ass dick on my tongue.”
“Nasty little bitch,” M’Baku bends his knees a little because of his height to slap Zalika’s tongue with his dick.
Zalika slurps on M’baku’s tip while watching Erik have a blast in her pussy, “Pussy good? Is she good, daddy? Huh? Make your pussy cum.”
Zalika was on fire, talking shit while taking dick. Her pussy has a mad grip on Erik’s dick.
“Love to hear a girl talk nasty when I beat it up,” Erik says while rubbing her clit while stroking her pussy.
“Mmmm I wanna fuck her so bad...she’s taking that dick so good,” M’Baku was longing to split Zalika’s pussy in half.
“I can’t wait to fill this ass up,” Erik spoke with a hushed tone. Sweat poured from his body and it smelled just like the cocoa butter he applied to his skin after he showered.
“Look at your face, that’s all you need, Zalika, dick all the time,” M’Baku strokes her hair while she sucked the tip of his dick.
“I’d love that,” She says before gasping, “Ima squirt on your dick Erik,” She could hear her pussy making even louder wet sounds now, “it’s coming, daddy, Ima squirt on your dick!”
While Erik was killing her pussy, Zalika acted like the hype man pumping his head up and spewing nasty talk after nasty talk to make her squirt. Erik watched with rapid attention while colorless fluid splashed from Zalika’s pussy while he continued to fuck her. The grip she had on him almost made him cum. Erik pulls out, slapping his dick on her pussy before trading places with M’Baku.
“Let me,” M’Baku says, being a gentleman and lifting Zalika up to straddle him. With one bulky arm around her waist to lock her down, M’Baku uses his other hand to line his dick up with her pussy.
“Shit, Baku,” Zalika clenched up when she felt M’Baku trying to get the tip of his dick in, “this big black dick,” Zalika hisses, “oooooo, fuck that’s a big dick, baby...ouch-ouch...daddyyyy.”
“I know I’m too thick...it will fit, girl, you just gotta let me in,” M’Baku whispers to her, “Why don’t you suck your mess off of Erik while I work this pussy on my dick, hmm?”
“Okay,” Zalika grabs Erik’s creamy dick, going straight to sucking her cum off while keeping eye contact with him. Her taste and Erik’s sexy eyes did distract her enough to let M’Baku slip his dick in. She froze with a mouth full of dick, her hips suspended in the air.
“Nah, get some more of that dick,” Erik says, slapping her ass, “come on, girl throw that pussy back.”
“Fuck,” Zalika tries to but she was so wide open it was too much, “Daddy’s dick is so big in my little pussy.”
“Remember how you said you would take me? Show me how you would take me…” M’Baku has both of his hands on her hips, “It’s just my dick, girl...imagine if Erik was in your ass? You would really be crying then.”
“I’m about to get in that ass now,” Erik says while reaching behind Zalika to stick his finger in her ass again, “Ima put my dick balls deep in this tight ass.”
“Erik, no,” Zalika looks at him with puppy dog eyes, “Daddy not my ass.”
“I like how you play like you don’t want it,” Erik positions himself behind Zalika, crouching down so he could line his dick up with her ass, “remember you said you wanted me to make this ass a gaping, cum-filled hole?”
“Yes,” She says with a weak voice. Erik could see her ass hole clenching and it made him smile.
“Hurry up, Erik, I’m ready to fuck her,” M’Baku says impatiently. Erik leans over Zalika’s body with all of his strength keeping him up before grabbing his dick in one hand, pushing it inside of her ass slowly. Zalika’s face was priceless. She felt like the wind had been knocked out of her. He pushed in and her ass hole sucked him inside so swiftly she didn't see it coming. Erik felt good in her ass. Tight, thick, and smooth. When he pulled out to thrust back in, Zalika moaned, looking back at Erik, silently telling him to do that again.
“That thick ass dick,” Zalika’s eyes rolled shut. She was just getting used to Erik’s dick in her ass but M’Baku thrusting upward into her pussy has her feeling full. She turned around to look at him with wide eyes, moans stuck in her throat while this giant of a man started thrusting his hips upward. His dick went in and out, in and out, stretching her pussy to his girth. She could hear her pussy making noises around his dick, she could see the longing in M’Baku’s eyes.
“Oh my goodness, Baku,” Zalika grabs his shoulders, “Baku it’s so big… ooooo, Erik,” Zalika couldn’t forget the way Erik was tearing her ass up, “Daddy,” She says to Erik, “Daddy,” she says to M’Baku. She was being double penetrated and it felt so damn good.
“Ass is gripping the fuck out of my dick, FUCK,” Erik rubs his hands up Zalika’s spine, “I love this tight ass.”
Erik slips out of her ass, spreading her cheeks so he could see how wide open she is. The cum on his dick from fucking her pussy helped to lubricate his dick so he could fuck her ass. He went right back inside while watching M’Baku pull her down over his dick.
“BAKU! ERIK! YES!!” She shouts, “Make me cum!! I want to cum!!”
Zalika never had an anal orgasm before but she could feel herself ready to explode through both openings. She could feel the same tingling each time Erik fucked her ass. M’Baku was all up in her pussy with so much excitement his balls would slap her ass.
“Give me that pussy, girl,” He would say, “Daddy will make you cum on this dick,” He growled, “I’m stretching your little pussy out, baby.”
“Yes, I’m cumming!!!”
Zalika was trapped between two men so no matter how powerful her orgasm is she couldn’t move or run away. Tears burst from her eyes and she felt her ass growing tighter around Erik’s dick just like her pussy around M’Baku’s dick.
“AHHH SHIT!!!!!” Erik says, pumping a few more times before erupting deeply inside of her ass. He came harder than ever from anal and she was begging for more.
M’Baku hooks his arms under her knees, lifting Zalika up and down his dick. This man was bringing her body up in the air and slamming her down on his dick.
“Yeah, Baku, give her that dick, fuck her up,” Erik says while stroking his dick. He could feel it growing harder and harder in his hand, “Damn, bro, you got her pussy creaming heavy.”
“Fuck, Baku Ima cum, mmmm, Baku yes!!!!”
Zalika was cumming all over M’Baku and he didn’t stop fucking her until she stopped cumming. When she was drained, M’Baku pulled her into a kiss before lifting her off of him, trading places with Erik while he fucked her ass. Thanks to Erik, Zalika is nice and stretched, giving M’Baku easier access. M’Baku lifts from the bed, grabbing some lube from Erik’s dresser, applying some to his dick before putting it back, kneeling behind Zalika. Erik has Zalika sucking his dick like it was her favorite thing in the whole wide world.
“BAKU!!!!!” Zalika almost pushes away from him but he holds her hips down firmly while he fits his dick inside of her. He cursed in Xhosa with more and more of himself sinking inside of her.
“Tight ass butt, give her that dick, bro, make her feel that shit.” Erik encourages M’Baku while Zalika sucks his dick.
M’Baku was ready to cum already but he held it in as best as he could. Zalika was throwing her ass back on M’Baku and he was meeting her thrust for thrust.
“Yes, girl, that’s daddy’s little slut, this ass is tight on you, fuck,” M’Baku grunts, “Mmmm, yes, get this hole filled all the time, girl.”
“All the time,” Erik moans when Zalika strokes his balls with her hand while sucking on the tip of his dick, “You taste yourself on my dick? Taste good?”
“Mhm,” Zalika says while slurping on Erik’s dick.
“She is well trained,” M’Baku says while digging in her ass, “this is how I told you I would use you, entle, destroy your asshole without mercy...pound you until you cum then pound you again.”
In between Zalika’s vicious sucks Erik grabs her hair to fuck her face. Already he could feel himself getting ready to explode, “Goddamn, Zalika, Ima bust in that mouth again.”
“I’m about to cum in her ass,” M’Baku slaps her ass, “Mmmm, DAMN!!!!!” He felt that cum shoot out hard, “DAMN!! DAMN!!!”
Erik was right behind him, cumming down Zalika’s throat for the second time that evening.
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How often was Zalika fucking Erik and M’Baku? Practically every damn day. It’s been three weeks and now they were taking turns making a cream pie in her pussy. Zalika swore she was protected with birth control. The risk of letting both of her Daddy’s cum in her pussy felt so dangerous and delicious at the same time. Just last night Erik and M’Baku fucked her in the shower, picking her up and giving it to her deep in both holes. M’Baku was in her ass first while Erik was in her pussy and then they would switch places, aiming to make her cum.
“Big fucking dicks!” Zalika screamed to the ceiling.
“Daddy, yes, cum in my pussy,” she would say while Erik was pounding her pussy from the back while sucking M’Baku’s dick.
“Fuck, M’Baku, it’s so much dick in my pussy,” She would say to M’Baku while riding him reverse cowgirl.
Erik loved fucking Zalika doggy style or with her legs thrown over his shoulders. M’Baku enjoyed making her ride his dick and he especially loved fucking her in the ass. She would suck both of their dicks at the same time no matter what they were doing. They could be on the couch watching a game and Zalika would be on her knees, moving from one dick to the other. You know it’s big when you have to use both hands. She sucked both M’Baku and Erik’s dick with both hands even though Erik preferred for her to use her mouth only. M’Baku didn’t fuss too much because he knew how wide and girthy he was so he let her use whatever resources she needed.
Zalika had plans to go see M’Baku and Erik but she was feeling funny for the past few days. She felt nauseated and fatigued and that had her taking time off from school to rest up and get some energy. She didn’t want to worry M’Baku and Erik with her problems so she told them that she would have to see them that weekend. They were both disappointed but they understood that she needed some time off. Zalika made herself some chicken noodle soup. She played with it, no appetite at all. The nausea became more and more difficult so Zalika placed her bowl on her dresser, speeding to the bathroom. The second she lifted the toilet seat up Zalika vomits in the toilet.
She knew it was coming. It was only a matter of time. In that moment it came to her that she missed her period. She was so used to having irregular periods with taking birth control but it always came towards the end of the month. It’s been a week into the new month and she didn’t come on her cycle yet. She did feel bloated, cranky, cramps, and light spotting but it was on and off. Now, she was vomiting. Zalika flushed the toilet, walking to the sink to brush her teeth. As she scrubbed her tongue she looked at her reflection, unable to shake the uneasy feeling in her belly. Zalika knew what she had to do, there was no reason to avoid it. After brushing her teeth and using mouthwash, Zalika walked back to her bedroom to put on some sweats and a pair of sneakers.
She grabs her keys and wallet, grabbing her keys to leave. There is a CVS about a mile up the road in a shopping center. In her car, Zalika’s conscious kept telling her that she couldn’t be pregnant, not with birth control. The closer she got to CVS, the more she couldn’t accept it. Sure, having M’Baku or Erik as a baby father is wonderful when you think about it but she was still in school, no career, and what if one of them didn’t want the baby? What if they cut ties with her and she was left on her own to take care of a child? If she is pregnant, Zalika will keep the baby, there is doubt about that. But it will be hard.
Zalika grabs two tests from the shelf, deciding to do self-checkout instead since there was such a long line. Zalika was out the door in under five minutes. On her way back home so she could get it over with and face the inevitable. Back at home, she undressed, standing in her bathroom with her phone on the sink for a timer. She could see two texts from Erik and M’Baku on her lock screen.
Daddy Erik: Awww, I can’t see my baby today, now I gotta take care of myself.
Daddy M’Baku: I hope everything is alright. This dick will miss you girl.
Zalika opens the first test. She pees on the test, sitting it down on the sink before wiping and flushing. While washing her hands, Zalika waits the amount of time needed before grabbing the test quickly, anxious to see what it says.
Positive
“No fucking way,” Zalika says with a shake of her head before grabbing up the second test, “Let’s be sure….”
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“Zalika,” Erik says with a lopsided grin on his face. He’s wearing an Under Armor top with some drawstring shorts and socks on his feet, “I thought you weren’t coming to see us today? What changed your mind, gorgeous?”
“We have to talk,” Zalika says with a solemn expression.
“Aight...come in,” Erik gave Zalika a weird look before closing the door behind her, “Are you cutting ties with me?”
“I need to talk with you and M’Baku, Erik,” she says, “where is he?”
“Kitchen making something to eat, Baku!” Erik calls for him, his eyes never leaving Zalika’s, “Is it bad? You look like you wanna cry.”
“What’s going on,” M’Baku’s deep voice startled her. He softened when he saw Zalika, his little slut, “Ah, so she comes back for more,” M’Baku walks up to her, kissing her lips, “Are you hungry? I’m making oxtail stew, Erik’s recipe.”
“Not right now...we really need to talk...all three of us.”
“Shit,” M’Baku says before sharing a look with Erik, “Well, let’s sit on the balcony.”
M’Baku leads the way towards the balcony, turning on the light so they wouldn’t be sitting in darkness. There is a long patio chair with two small ones and a few Aloe Vera plants. Zalika takes a seat between Erik and M’Baku, both of them watching her attentively. Zalika began fidgeting, looking down into her lap.
“Zalika, baby, what’s wrong?” Erik says, scooting closer, “You got me and Baku over here worried.”
“If it's something we did, you can tell us both,” M’Baku says while gently squeezing her shoulder.
“Okay,” Zalika exhales, “Uhm...I’m pregnant.”
Silence.
“I’m pregnant,” she repeated.
Both men looked at each other again. Erik looked at nothing in particular while M’Baku’s expression hardened.
“When did you find out?” Erik asks.
“Today...I missed my period and I’ve been feeling sick, weak,” Zalika glances at M’Baku, “I took two tests, they were both positive.”
“Zalika...this is serious...what will you do?” M’Baku grabs for her hand, “I’m with you in whatever decision you make.”
“I want to keep the baby...but I don’t know which one of you could be the father,” She spoke timidly, “You both came inside of me…”
“That’s the dilemma,” M’Baku sighs, “Well, if it is my child, I will take care of it...take care of you.”
Zalika shudders when M’Baku’s hand pressed into her belly.
“I hope that it is mine,” He spoke with a whisper. That alone made Zalika’s nipples erect. They were a little sore as well but she couldn’t help feeling so turned on by M’Baku’s words.
“It could be mine,” Erik says, “and I’ll make sure my baby is provided for just like her mama,” Erik leans in, kissing Zalika’s cheek. His soft, plump lips against her cheek made her gasp. Erik’s hand joined M’Baku’s on her belly, both men sharing a look, before staring at Zalika.
“M’Baku...what if it’s Erik’s...how would you feel?”
M’Baku’s jaw clenched. He wanted to believe that it was his seed growing inside of her womb. If Erik’s cum made that happen he would be happy for his best friend but at the same time it could have been his.
“I would support my friend...but I won’t lie...I want the baby to be mine.”
“Hmm,” Erik hums, a brow raised at his friend, “You sure you won’t go full gorilla mode on me?”
M’Baku gave Erik a challenging look. He knows that the Jabari courses through M’Baku’s veins. Very possessive. He practically imprinted on Zalika.
“Then how would you feel if my baby is what’s making her hips spread and breasts leak milk?”
Erik licks his lips, one of his eyes twitching faintly.
“Ah, So we have a challenge,” M’Baku grabs Zalika’s chin, “We will see in nine months.”
“...okay,” Zalika stares at M’Baku’s lips.
“3 months, right? Until we find out about the sex of the baby?” Erik asks.
“Yeah, about 14 weeks.”
“I’ll be right there by your side, baby girl,” Erik kisses her neck, “Right by your side the entire time.
“And I will be by your bedside whenever you need me,” M’Baku says, taking charge and kissing her lips.
“Come stay with us, Zalika,” Erik takes it up a notch, trailing his hands up to grope her breast, “That way, you’ll be with us the entire time.”
“The lease will be up on my apartment in another few weeks,” Zalika bites her lip when Erik’s thumb tweaks her nipple, “I could do that...are you guys sure?”
“Of course,” M’Baku reassures her, “You are most welcome.”
Zalika was in heaven. She thought up so many different scenarios of how this would play out. Erik and M’Baku would argue, M’Baku would get upset at her for sleeping with Erik, Erik getting upset with her for sleeping with M’Baku, or both men calling her delusional, telling her to leave. None of those things happened. They were both comforting and accepting of what was happening between the three of them. The only problem would be the competition but that could be dealt with. M’Baku and Erik are now taking turns kissing Zalika, pulling on her clothes. This will be an everyday thing. They will want her pregnant pussy and she will give it to them.
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uh from what I've seen you do mostly dick stuff but i really want to share this and at the same time I don't want to put myself out there so hwg:
jason becoming incredibly violent or feeling attacked over people picking up his things or messing with his stuff. specially food.
i apologize in advance this is very long and a bit personal
i have a disease and due to dietary reasons I can't really eat a big variety of things. the list of things I can't eat is gigantic and it includes things like eggs, wheat, gluten, cocoa, milk, peanuts, some types of meat and industrialized products. i basically live on rice, beans, beef and fruits. that means that whenever i get to eat something enjoyable, like let's say a bar of chocolate, it's something i really, really look forward to and sometimes I tend to keep foods stashed away to eat on special occasions or when my disease is more manageable.
that being said, once i was stashing away a bar of chocolate and my sister (who doesn't have the same dietary restrictions nor has the disease) decided to eat it without telling me. I only found out when I opened the fridge and noticed that it was missing. i was not planning on eating it that day or even that week, but i just felt incredibly betrayed. And so angry. I wanted to scream at her. Grab her by the shoulders and shake her.
I can see jason, who lived on the streets and probably had gone days without food and having to fight with teeth and nails to protect what little belongings he had, going absolutely feral over people messing with his things. I'm talking fits of rage. maybe as an adult it somehow subdued but he still loathes when people open his drawers or get something out of his fridge without asking permission.
hiya babe! that is true, i do normally do dick stuff, but i’d love to hear your headcanons about any character!
and oooh boy this one gets dark but it’s good. i can totally understand that, and i can understand jason doing that. with the way he grew up, that hc seems completely on character.
because after his mom died, after it was just him all alone, he was pushed into survival mode. make sure you have enough food, try to pull off the poor child look when panhandling, see if you can get somewhere decent to sleep, trade favours for food and water. every single day was about living to the next. and having to do that so young? most definitely left scars on jason, lasting ones.
this is such such a cool (if not dark) hc anon, thank you!
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Salt on my shores
Words: 1.5k Fandom: 9-1-1 (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Evan "Buck" Buckley/Eddie Diaz (9-1-1 TV) Characters: Evan "Buck" Buckley, Eddie Diaz (9-1-1 TV) Additional Tags: Christmas, Advent Calendar, Christmas Decorations, Christmas Cookies, Established Relationship, Banter, Marriage Proposal, Fluff, Domestic Fluff, Christmas Fluff, Romantic Fluff Summary:
Chris makes holiday decorations for their home. Domestic Buddie fluff ensues.
Buddie Advent 2020, Prompt: Homemade Holiday Decorations
Read on AO3, on wattpad or below. Edit: added the cut now for better readability, now that tumblr isn’t being a dick anymore.
The door to their house clicks closed as Buck carries the groceries through the corridor into the kitchen. Eddie is standing at the stove, cooking, and looks up when Buck slides up to him, the two of them sharing a quick kiss to say hello.
“I brought bell pepper,” Buck says, getting two of them out of the grocery bags and putting it down on the countertop next to Eddie.
“Thank you” Eddie replies, rifling through their cutlery drawer in search of a good knife.
“They had a sale on the cereals you and Chris eat so I got a few more packages” Buck continues, putting them away “I also bought some gingerbread cookies for Chris to take to school and for us to take to the station. I thought it might be nice.” He looks up to see Eddie smiling at him while chopping the bell pepper.
“Don’t chop off your finger,” he directs Eddie’s way “you still need them.”
Eddie laughs and turns back to the countertop, his knife making a noise when it lands on the wooden cutting board.
“I got everything on our list besides vanilla sugar, so I had to get vanillin sugar,” Buck winces before shrugging “But it should be alright. I don’t think we’ve ever used real vanilla sugar before. We’ll survive one more time without.”
“The recipe explicitly calls for vanilla sugar.”
“They all do” Buck cries out, good-naturedly rolling his eyes at Eddie. “You can always subtract it with vanillin sugar. And it’s cheaper.”
“But not when vanilla is in the name of the pastry” Eddie interjects.
Buck sighs. “Well, I got you your vanilla beans.”
Eddie turns back around to look at Buck and leans forward to drop another kiss on his lips. “Thank you.”
Buck grins. “You’re welcome.” Over Eddie’s shoulder he perceives what looks like colorful Christmas cookies cooling out on a baking tray.
“Oh, did Christopher make these with his friend earlier?” he asks, reaching out to grab one and pop it into his mouth.
“Don’t eat it!” Eddie rushes toward him, his voice going into a higher pitch.
Buck lowers his hand that’s holding the cookie, suspiciously inspecting the white-ish grainy dough and the stark red and green icing.
He lifts an eyebrow. “Are they poisonous?”
“They’re decorations” Eddie informs him “they aren’t meant to be eaten.”
Buck furrows his brows. “They made cookies? That are not to be eaten? But supposed to serve as decorations?” He laughs. “You don’t think Chris will actually stick to that. A few days and they’ll all be gone. He won’t even notice that I ate one of them.”
Amusement takes over Eddie’s face. “Well, you can try, but you’re seriously gonna regret eating it. It’s salt dough.”
“What the fuck is salt dough?” Buck grimaces. “Doesn’t sound very tasty.”
Eddie laughs as Buck puts the cookie back on the tray. “It’s not. Apparently, it’s some kind of self-made modeling dough. Good for kids because it’s not toxic.”
“Except for the whole salt thing.”
“Still not healthy to eat” Eddie agrees “but I’m not sure you can bite through it anyway. The finished cookies are pretty hard.”
“You want me to prove that I can?” Buck teases.
“Please don’t. We can’t afford the dentist’s bill.”
Buck laughs, then steps closer to the tray, taking in the different cookies lying around. He recognizes some shapes of their own cookie cutters, as well as some new ones, likely belonging to Christopher’s friend. What he thought to be icing when he picked it up earlier, turns out to be some kind of glazing the children painted the cookies with.
“They really don’t look too bad.” He praises.
Eddie nods, leaning back against the counter he was previously cutting bell pepper on. “We could put some ribbons through them and hang them on the tree.”
“Sounds good.”
So that's what they do, the three of them, sitting in their living room, the salt dough cookies and multiple rolls of colorful bands that Eddie went out to buy explicitly for this occasion all strewn between them, and each of them a painted cookie in hand, fiddling one end of the fabric through the hole to tie it around the other once it pushed through. Slightly off to the side stand three cups of hot cocoa and somewhere between all the ruffles and rolls, there's also a box with edible Christmas cookies. That last one was Buck's idea ("Would be fitting, don't you think?") that Eddie was vehemently against because he already saw this afternoon ending with someone chipping his tooth off after biting into the wrong cookies. He fears that might as well be him.
All that to say: Buck knows the cookies that should be hanging on their Christmas tree. He's seen them all, on the first tray, in the box they kept them in after, on the table when they were tying the ribbons. He's seen them enough times around the house to know how many there are or at least how many there should be .
So when Buck comes home one evening, a few days later, and catches sight of the decorated fir tree in their living room, he can't help but notice that there are more salt dough figurines than there should be if Eddie and Chris had put up all the ones they prepared earlier.
Not by a lot, subtle enough not to be excessive, but enough not to fool Buck.
Curiosity piqued, he approaches the tree, lifting up the designs unfamiliar to him. They're innocuous enough: some hearts, some stars, some snowflakes and Christmas trees, not too different from the ones Chris had made with his friend.
But then Buck's eyes and hands land upon a ring of some kind. Most of it is painted yellow (Buck assumes it's meant to represent gold, and he admits it looks close enough) but there's a small tint of blue towards the other side of the ring, the one that was facing towards the stem of the tree initially. Buck's breath catches in his throat.
His mind occupied, Buck only realizes Eddie has slipped into the room once he clicks the terrace door close behind him. He jumps a little at the sound, causing Eddie to laugh and tease him about it.
“What’s got you so jumpy today?” Eddie slides up next to Buck, leaning in for a kiss but stopping in his tracks once he realizes what it is that Buck’s holding. Then he laughs. “I thought I would have a little more time until you found it.”
A grin spreads on Buck’s face, his eyes lifting to Eddie’s, with a mischievous glint in his eyes but the ring still spinning between his fingers.
“Really, Eddie?” he asks “the next time you don’t want me to find something maybe don’t hide it in plain sight, oh wait, I think hiding might be a bit too strong of a word.”
Eddie huffs. “It was meant for you to find. But I thought it would take you a little longer. Guess you know me too well.” Buck winks at him in response. “I guess that’s why I hung it up in the first place.”
“Is that so?” Buck says, too smug for Eddie to believe the faux innocence put into that phrasing.
“I think I changed my mind,” Eddie says, turning around, but they both know he doesn’t mean it.
So when Buck grabs him, turns him around, and pulls him closer, he leans in for a kiss.
“I wanna hear it,” Buck says, not letting him go, a soft look in his eyes that don’t leave Eddie’s face.
“You wanna hear what?”
Buck huffs a laugh. “The speech you have prepared.”
Eddie crinkles his eyes. “Why do you think there’s a speech?”
“You expect me to say yes without a speech?” Buck lifts his eyebrows accusingly, before lifting the ring next to them. “And to a ring made out of salt dough?”
Eddie laughs. “Don’t act like you wouldn’t say yes if I presented you with a paper ring.”
“But only because I love you.”
“Well, everything else would be kind of embarrassing now.”
Buck laughs, leaning his forehead against Eddie’s for a second before asking again. “So I don’t get a speech?”
“It’s symbolic,” Eddie explains after an affected sigh. “The ring. We can’t wear rings at work anyway and I knew you’d scold me for picking up extra shifts just to buy an engagement ring you’ll hardly wear and because I couldn’t wait for you to do it instead and you seem to have become quite the fan of salt dough decorations, so I thought why not. We’ll get real rings for our wedding anyway and this is… something personal.”
“That’s cute,” Buck admits, leaning forward to plant a kiss on Eddie’s lips. “And my answer is yes, obviously.”
Eddie drags Buck even closer and deepens the kiss.
Also find this on AO3 or wattpad.
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All I Want for Christmas is You
AN: This is for @nerdkate88‘s prompt “First Christmases / First Christmas traditions / How Christmas evolved for the Waynes” for the Batfam Christmas Stocking exchange on Tumblr and AO3. Special thanks to @ursapharoh05 for helping me get this done and presentable.
Alfred planned for this Christmas as any other. He, with his army of caretakers, bakers, decorators, and otherwise titled helpers, had once again transformed Wayne Manor into a cheerful vestibule of holiday cheer. Never mind that it had all gone to waste again this year.
He tries to banish that thought from his mind. No, he has done his job, and he has done it well. As valet to the only remaining Wayne, it is vital that he oversee the remaining details. The phone rings. He answers it as he has done so many times prior. The conversation with the planner executing this year’s charity gala goes exactly as expected, and Alfred rests the handset back in its cradle to end the call. He sighs as he mentally calculates the tasks that remain. Once, he had forgotten among the holiday to-dos to complete some of his less flashy but more important tasks. He doesn’t forget anymore.
As he adds “pay the party planner” to his list for tomorrow, the doorbell rings. Alfred reviews his list of expected personnel and finds he is quite correct in not expecting any until tomorrow at the earliest. Most don’t work on Christmas, regardless of religious affiliation, as it is a national holiday. Alfred hesitates just a moment before moving toward the door to peek out the window.
A huddled mountain of clothing and skin red from the cold greets his cautious eyes. Perhaps a homeless man or woman who has heard that the Waynes are kind to such persons down on their luck. Perhaps a criminal meaning to catch him off-guard and rob them blind. Or—he catches himself before he can dwell on that particular thought. This requires a decision, and a quick one. He makes up his mind and reaches for the lock. He is Alfred Pennyworth, of Her Majesty’s Special Forces. He can take any ruffian who might be at the door. He turns the handle and faces his unexpected guest.
A pair of familiar blue eyes blink down at him. “Alfred?”
“It can’t be.”
“It’s me.”
“You’ve grown.”
A half-sob and a laugh. “Yes. May I come in?”
Alfred steps to the side. “You may as well. It is your house, after all.”
The mountain of a human being that has revealed itself to be Bruce Wayne takes a step inside the door.
“May I take your coat, Sir?” Alfred asks his once-charge with a lump in his throat.
The smile that has been flirting with the corners of Master Bruce’s mouth flees. “I—. Yes, thank you. How—how have you been, Alfred?”
“My health has been adequate. And yours?” He doesn’t mention how he feels he has aged ten years for every moment his young charge had been gone.
“Mine has been the same.” Bruce doesn’t mention the scars that Alfred can see now litter his arms with the removal of his (inadequate) coat.
“Where have you been?” Alfred asks around the lump in his throat that has only grown.
“Everywhere,” Bruce replies. “I’ve set foot on every continent. I’ve learned languages and techniques from all over the world. I’ve eaten local foods in over a dozen different countries and not one of them can hold a candle to your cooking.”
Alfred doesn’t point out that most of their food is prepared by a professional chef. “Is that so, my boy?”
Bruce seems to crumble at the familiarity. “It’s true. I’ve learned hundreds of fighting techniques, but never to kill. I’ve got a plan, Alfred, to help the city.”
The butler gathers his boy into his arms. “Can it wait until after Christmas?”
“...Yes.” And it does.
Dick has never seen so many presents in his life. There’s gotta be a hundred, no, a THOUSAND of them! He stares at them for all of twenty seconds before he’s attempting to climb the pile.
“Master Richard, it will be much easier to open your gifts if you are not dependant on them for structural stability,” Alfred says.
Dick frowns and slides down the pile. “ My gifts? They’re not for everybody? What about you and Bruce?”
Alfred points to two much smaller piles under one of the smaller trees. “They wouldn’t fit under the tree,” he laments.
Dick is satisfied by this answer and goes back to ogling the mountain of presents instead. “How many do you think there are?” he asks in awe.
“Many. I do believe Santa got a little carried away this year.” Alfred and Bruce exchange a look that Dick doesn’t understand. “Shall we begin?”
Dick nods eagerly and the two men watch him tear into the shiny gift wrap. The pile of wrapping paper grows in proportion to the pile of unwrapped gifts.
Dick starts to wane about halfway through the enormous pile, so they take a break for hot cocoa (and coffee) with cookies and breakfast. Dick stuffs an entire handful of marshmallows into his mug. Alfred joins him in giggling at Bruce’s whipped cream mustache. The chocolate chip pancakes with a smiley face are the best thing he’s ever seen!
The rest of the presents are unwrapped quickly without much attention paid to what is inside.
Long after the pile of presents has been exhausted, Dick climbs into Bruce’s lap. “Bruce?”
“Yeah, Chum?”
“Thanks.”
“Sure, Chum.”
The sniffle is unexpected, and Dick tries to play it off.
“Chum? Are you alright?”
“Yeah, I just got a cold.” It’s a lie and they both know it.
“Did you not get something you wanted?” Bruce asks quickly.
“No, it’s not that.” Another sniffle escapes, then a sob. “Do you still miss yours?” Dick asks before he can stop himself.
Bruce takes a moment to think. “Yes,” he answers honestly, “every day, but especially for big moments like this. But it gets easier after a while.”
Dick turns his face into Bruce’s shoulder to muffle the next sob. “I want them back!” he cries. “I don’t want it to be easier, I want them back!”
“I know.” The day doesn’t get any easier, but they do manage to enjoy some of it. Dick goes to bed with one of his new stuffed animals tucked under his arm, and one of his old ones tucked under the other.
The best thing about Christmas is the food, Jason thinks. Cookies and turkey and ham and pie and mashed potatoes and as much gravy as he can fit on his plate make for a happy boy. Even better, though, are the abundance of fruit and vegetables. Everything from corn, peas, and green beans to oranges, apples, and pomegranates! If he tries, he thinks he can put every color in the world on his plate. He’s even pretty sure that Alfie will let him if he wants to try. He takes some of everything, and he refuses to leave the table until he’s finished his plate, though not for lack of trying on Bruce’s part.
“Jay-lad! Don’t you want to come play with some of these?”
A shake of his head. There’s collard greens too!
“My boy! Look at this helicopter!”
Oh ho ho! There’s a whole drumstick left! Score!
Bruce sighs in defeat.
Jason is starting to slow down, but he's still eating even though he’s starting to think he's going to make himself sick. And then he takes a bite of the cauliflower. He makes a face, gags, and takes another bite.
“Jay, if you don't like it you don't have to finish it.”
Jason nods and takes another painful bite.
“Jay, nothing bad is going to happen if you don't eat the cauliflower.”
“What if we get hungry later and I didn't eat it and it goes to waste?” Jason demands.
“Then we'll get some different food,” Bruce replies. “There will never be a shortage of food in this house.
“But mom says…” the boy trails off and clamps his mouth shut.
“What does your mom say?”
“She says to eat when we got food. To save the cans and stuff for when it's bad, but never let it go to waste.”
“That's a good philosophy, buddy, but the truth is that we made enough so that we could have leftovers. There's no way we can eat it all tonight.”
“Then what are we going to do with it?!” Jason demands, surveying the feast.
“We're going to wrap it up and put it in the fridge and the freezer to keep it good,” Bruce assures. “It will be almost as good as if we ate it right this second and it keeps us from getting too full.”
“How can you be sure the electricity will stay on, though?” Jason demands.
“Because we pay our bill in full and on time every month. It won't be a problem.”
“Mom said she payed it sometimes too, and then the lights went out anyway.” Jason stares at the remaining mound of food on his plate as frustrated tears leak from his eyes.
“How about we put it in the freezer? That way, if the power does go out, we can get it connected again before it thaws completely.”
Alfred nods in agreement when Jason looks at him for confirmation. Jason nods slowly. “Okay.”
“Alright, let's get some of those leftover containers. Do you know where they are?” Bruce asks Jason.
He shakes his head and Alfred steps in. “Allow me, young masters.”
Alfred disappears for a few minutes and returns with stacks of Tupperware. “Shall I inform you how to fill these properly?” He asks.
Bruce and Jason both nod. After a quick demonstration, the younger ones start enthusiastically filling containers. The mountain of containers is a mountain of packaged food in under a half hour. Bruce and Jason are very pleased with themselves as they ferry food to the chest freezer that Alfred keeps for such occasions. Jason warms up a little after that.
Her funeral was held on Christmas Eve, and her husband wasn’t there.
Tim doesn't cry at the funeral, or when they get home. He goes to bed.
Dick spends the night at the manor, though whether he's there for Tim or Bruce is anyone's guess.
Christmas morning dawns quietly at Wayne Manor, with nobody up and about, not even Alfred. Tim wakes first, as the others stayed up for patrol. He doesn't want to encounter anyone, so instead of heading for the tree and the gifts piled there he turns toward the kitchen for a glass of water and maybe some toast.
It takes him a moment to find a glass, and then another to find bread and a toaster. He's never been in this kitchen without another person before, and it seems colder, more clinical than it ever had before. Tim realizes he doesn't want to be alone. He leaves the bread toasting in the toaster and heads back up the stairs.
Tim pauses at the top. He'd been seeking company, but he realizes now that he's not sure whose company he should be seeking. Bruce is not someone he wants to disturb for any reason. Alfred works so hard all the time, he doesn't want to disturb his rest. And Dick, he hardly knows Dick for all that he's admired him from afar for so long. He stands there, paralyzed by indecision and what feels like tears building in his eyes. “Why now?” Tim mutters to himself as he presses his hands to his eyes.
“Tim?” Asks a voice from somewhere beyond the colors blooming against his eyelids.
He drops his hands instantly to see Dick Grayson bending to look him in the eyes. “You alright, kiddo?”
Tim nods woodenly.
Dick offers him a soft smile. “You know, I've always found that opening gifts is a pretty good way to distract myself from the unpleasantness in the world, at least for one morning.”
Tim takes the suggestion as what it is: a tentative offer for some comfort through material things. He nods.
Dick's smile gets a hundred times brighter, but before Tim can regret agreeing to this odd form of retail therapy, Dick has taken him by the arm and dragged him into Bruce's room without knocking.
“Psst. Bruce. It's Christmas.”
Bruce checks the alarm clock on the table with the one eye he's cracked open at the stage whisper. “I'm tired, Dick. We can start Christmas later.”
“Tim's here too.”
That gets a bigger reaction. Bruce rolls over to squint at the two of them. Tim thinks that he must look really quite pathetic because Bruce sighs and begins making motions to get up. “Fine. I'll be down in ten minutes. Don't bother Alfred if you don't have to.”
Dick chirps, “Okay!”
He drags Tim out of Bruce's room and back to the room where he had spent the night. “If you want to be wearing any clothes for the rest of the day, now is the time.”
Tim blinks at that declaration. Where might they be going? Are they planning to stay here? He chews on his lip for a moment. Maybe this is a trick question and they really spend all morning in pajamas. He decides on putting on a warm hoodie over the top of his pajamas. He turns back to Dick, who is still grinning like he's won the lottery. Although, Tim thinks, considering the house they're both in, he kind of has.
Dick quite literally pulls him out of his thoughts by taking his arm and tugging him toward the stairs. “Come on, it'll be fun! Promise.”
Bruce steps out of his room looking very tired. Tim is immediately hit by guilt that effectively knocks him out flat. Dick must notice something, because he turns to Tim with concern in his eyes.
“You okay, Timbo?”
That, of course, makes Bruce turn to survey him, and Tim is positive he can see every feeling Tim's ever hidden written right there in his face. Tim nods to try and escape this scrutiny, but they only redouble their efforts.
Bruce finally asks, “What is wrong, Tim? Did Dick pressure you into this?”
Dick squawks at the accusation but ultimately doesn't speak. Tim shakes his head.
“I'm sorry we woke you up,” he says instead, “I know you had a late night.”
Bruce frowns. “You're fine,” he says. “You can always come to me.”
“I--you're so busy, it's not--”
“I'll always have time for you, Tim. Would you like to go downstairs?”
Tim nods. “Yeah, I'd like that.”
Damian is sulking. He admits it only in his head, but he's quite certain this is what the word means.
Richard is definitely sulking. He is upset that his so called family are scattered around the globe: Cain in Hong Kong, Drake in Paris the last they had heard, and Todd wreaking havoc in Gotham but refusing any and all attempts at reconciliation (ridiculous though Damian himself may find the concept) and Father… Father is dead. Damian tries not to dwell.
He goes back to his sulking instead. This is the most ridiculous holiday he has ever encountered. Who makes a holiday based around family and gifts when there are people who have neither? Damian scowls. This is ridiculous indeed.
Grayson intrudes upon Damian's bedroom to greet him. “Hi Li'l D. You ready for presents?”
Damian scowls again. “I am not. I did not realize I was expected to give you gifts in return,” he admits. “I have no such offering for you or Pennyworth.” His cheeks burn.
Grayson doesn't miss a beat. “That's alright, little D. I've gotten a lot of presents in my day. Maybe I can take you out shopping tomorrow for a present for Alfred in any case.”
Damian nods slowly. If he plans it correctly, he may also be able to pick a gift for Grayson. “That would be acceptable.”
Grayson gives him another one of his large grins. “Great! Then come on down!”
Damian follows Grayson's bounds at a much slower pace. He is quite certain that the man is performing for his sake, as he knows he had been upset to be rebuffed by his siblings. Damian scowls again. Why had no one told him about the traditions of this holiday? If he had known he would at least have had a gift to offer Grayson as poor restitution.
Damian looks up as they enter the entry hall. He knows the large tree would only fit in this open area before the stairs where the ceiling doesn't close them in (it's a three story room), but he hadn't realized the space would be required for the mountains of gifts that had somehow been acquired without his knowledge. The wrapping paper shines in the light from the tree.
Grayson nudges him with a grin. “It's pretty, right, Damian?”
Damian closes his mouth with a snap. “Tt. It is acceptable.” He regrets his words when it makes the smile on Grayson's face fade. He turns to look at the gifts again to assuage his guilt. “To whom are these addressed?” He asks instead of trying to apologize. That urge is just weakness, he reminds himself.
“Well, some are for me, and some are for Alfie, and there are some for Cass and Tim when they get home, and a couple for Jason in case he decides to show up and a few for Babs and one or two for Stephanie…” Dick smiles at Damian's impatient scowl. “But the majority are for you.”
“Of course,” Damian sniffs, “you would be lost without me.”
“Absolutely,” Grayson agrees. “You ready to get started then?”
Damian nods, and they begin.
It's been a long year, Bruce thinks.
Although, now that he thinks about it, it's been several long years. Probably more than ten long years. He's quite certain he didn't know what he was thinking when he took in one child, let alone the FIVE who are now terrorizing what was supposed to be his lazy Christmas morning.
“Damian, give that back! It's mine and you know it!”
“It was not addressed to anyone, Drake! Grayson has informed me that that means it is a family gift!”
“It only didn't have a name because it was from Cass!”
A wrestling match breaks out on the other side of the room. He's not entirely sure who is involved until Cass emerges the victor with Dick pinned to the ground. She grins and doesn't let him up until he looks properly defeated to her own inscrutable standards.
Jason is tossing popcorn at Damian while he yells at Tim, attempting, as far as Bruce can tell, to get it to land in his hair. Damian whirls on him when a kernel lands in his ear. Jason is tackled and Tim takes the opportunity to snatch the gift that Damian had been trying to claim off the floor.
Alfred approaches from the kitchen with a tray full of breakfast, which he passes off to the swarm of children. There is not a crumb left by the time it gets to Bruce. He groans. “What have I done to deserve kids like this?” He asks in a tone dangerously close to a whine.
“Oh, I don't think that is a question you want to ask, Master Bruce. The real question is, what have I done to deserve this?” The question is said lightly, almost laughing so Bruce thinks it's a joke.
A wrapped gift hits Bruce right in the belly and it isn't soft. “Hey! You next, old man!” Jason shouts across the room. The other kids stop fighting and gather around to watch.
Bruce opens the gift with the wariness of someone expecting a prank. The kids goad him on with cheers and shouts which do not ease his worry.
The paper is removed to reveal a small box with a well-known jewelry company logo stamped across it. He lifts the lid to see the ugliest watch on which he's ever laid eyes. He lifts it out of the package, not sure if this is some kind of mistake or joke. But...Jason likes that style of watch band, and Damian would have insisted on the Roman Numerals on the face. Cass must have picked the garish gemstones and Dick would have liked the hideous color combinations. He flips it over. There's Tim, in the practicality of a waterproof, atomic, and, he's certain, tech-infused watch.
Bruce's eyes water. These are his kids, how could he have been complaining? It's still a hideous watch, but it was a gift. From and of his children. Speaking of his children…
“Well?”
“Does he like it?”
“I can’t tell. Do you like it, old man?”
“It's ugly! I can't believe we've given Father an unattractive watch! Father, I shall punish them all for their disgusting choices!”
“Damian, I love it. Please don't hurt your siblings. Thank you. All of you. It's the best Christmas present I could have received.” He turns away to keep the happy tears in his eyes from leaking out. He's content for almost thirty seconds.
The silence is broken with a vengeance.
“Pay up, you cowards!” Jason crows. “I told you we could make him cry by giving him an ugly watch! You all owe me fifty bucks! Except Cass, who you also owe fifty bucks.”
The other three boys groan. “I thought you meant tears because it was so ugly!” Dick complains.
“Yeah, since when do sappy tears count?” Tim whines.
Damian breaks in with, “The tears never fell! You are claiming a false victory!”
Another fight breaks out and Bruce sighs. What did he do to deserve children like this?
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Hey, lovely :) If the Secret Santa is still open, please could I request Jeddy, with friends to lovers, hot cocoa, and Christmas baking for Mxlfoydraco
Teddy Lupin/James Sirius Potter - 7th December in the HP Secret Santa(Merry Christmas @mxlfoydraco!)
requests are still open here It was snowing and Teddy was making minty hot chocolate when his phone rang.
“Alright Jamie boy?” he answered, popping the call on loudspeaker as he carefully measured out another tablespoon of toothpaste.
“Ted-aayyyyy!” James sang. “Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted!”
“Got your essay handed in then?”
“Well in, mate. Well. In.”
Teddy smiled as he listened to James dance around. There was a faint crash and an “aww fuck” from James before he was back, panting happily down the line.
“You ready to come home then?”
“Born ready, T-T-Teddy.”
“Dial is down Jamesing Bean,” Teddy laughed again as James groaned at the old nickname. “Are you coming back tonight or tomorrow?”
“Tonight, Mum’s picking me up from the station at half seven and we’re going to the Burrow, you coming over?”
“Course,” said Teddy. “It’s been a while.”
“Only three months.”
“Yeah but in uni that’s a lifetime, you’ll be a broken man.”
James laughed again and Teddy grinned at the phone, reaching over to take it off speaker and moving to the window. James was implying scandalous things about Teddy’s advancing years and Teddy let him babble on for a bit.
“-I’ve missed you, Ted.”
“What was that?” Teddy realised he’d zoned out of the conversation, watching the snow.
“Said I’ve missed you, dickhead.”
“Oy!” Teddy laughed. “How does asking you to repeat something make me a dickhead?”
“You should be hanging on my every word,” said James. “Writing it all down for posterity.”
“Which is exactly what I was doing,” said Teddy. “‘s why I got distracted. Help me catch up, yeah? How do you spell ‘vainglorious wanker’?”
“Oh that’s easy! T-E-D-D-Y-L-U-P-I-” James dissolved into giggles at Teddy’s mock outraged huff.
Shaking his head, Teddy took another sip of his hot chocolate, wincing as he realised it needed more toothpaste.
“So? Do you miss me too?”
If Teddy hadn’t been distracted by trying to open the toothpaste he would have picked up on James’ faux-casual tone.
“Course I have,” he said instead.
“How much?”
“I don’t know, Jamie. A lot.”
“But how much?”
“Not sure. Probably more than I’ve ever missed anyone?”
“Really?”
“Yeah.” Finally satisfied with the chocolate to mint ratio in his hot chocolate, Teddy leant back against the counter.
“So you fancy me?”
“What?” Teddy just about managed not to spray hot chocolate across the kitchen, catching most of it in his cupped hand. He did fancy Jamie but they always dicked around like this, competing to see who could make the most overblown declarations, it didn’t mean anything, it didn’t-”
“Ted? You still there?”
“Yeah, sorry.” Teddy grabbed a teatowel to wipe up the rest of the chocolate and dumped the mug in the sink. “Feels like I’ve missed something here. Why are you talking about fancying?”
“Dunno,” this time Teddy caught James’ faux-casual tone. Potters couldn’t subterfuge for shit. “Just, been thinking about you a bit.”
“Right,” Teddy didn’t really know what else to say so he waited, listening to James breath down the line.
“Thought I might as well ask,” James eventually said, sounding like he was regretting the entire conversation. “You know, in case you did but were too scared to tell me and we just ended up, like, pining for years.”
“Years? You reckon that’s how long it would have taken me to ask you out?” Teddy’s face felt funny and he realised that his cheeks actually hurt from smiling.
“Just trying to save you from yourself, Teddy.” James sounded like he was smiling a bit too.
“Well, thanks for that. I do fancy you, as it goes. So…”
“So what?” James asked, voice breathless.
Teddy smiled again, prodding his own cheeks and laughing as he said “So? So come the fuck home.”
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Minhyun X Reader
Summary:A snowball fight, to the death?
One-shot
Prompt: 30. You know I thought being out in the cold was enough but now I have frost bite. You kidding me?
Instead of being the good child and going to work, no rather instead I decided to be a good sister. Huh, you wonder who that is? That’s none other than myself being a good sister to my little brother, the one everyone raves about. The one people like literally want to fuck the first time they meet him. I wouldn’t understand because he still my little brother who I don’t believe even has had sex. Even though he talked to me about having his first time, but we do not to talk about that. He is still a innocent smol bean, fuck you. May I say that he will forever not know what a pussy or a dick is like. Just in my sense, at least I didn’t want to know about him fucking my best friend. Oh god that was nastiest story I ever heard. because I heard from both ends.
Anyways, back to the point of this story, amirite? No I am not… But I’m being a good sister and kicking my brother’s ass in a snowball fight. I have a few of his friends on my team, and my brother knows. Now he knows of my crush because he is a little brat and went through my phone and my text messages to Mel. His ex and my best friend. He found out about my little–okay rephrase–big crush on his friend Minhyun.
And do you know what that little shit decides? He decides to fucking put him on his team before I could say anything. And that’s why they are going down. They are dead to this world and the other two worlds. So I invited Mel and he still likes her and they both won’t admit their own feelings like they two imbeciles they are so, you know.
I make a run for it running to take down the others, Minhyun and Daniel being the only two left. They are so dead, oh so dead. I don’t even care if I like the one, he is going down. This is war.
Now, what I wasn’t expecting was for Minhyun to come up behind me and shove a ball of snow in my face and then what I didn’t expect even more was for him to turn me around and pull me into a hug. You thought I was going to say kiss. Well I wished that happened as much as you did sweetheart but it didn’t.
He actually got himself out and we went inside me muttering something about frost bite and he says, “You know I thought being out in the cold was enough but now I have frostbite. You kidding me?”
“Well I’m not” I say snarky and he shakes his head at me and says, “Aren’t your lips cold?”
“Yeah…”
“Well I think they could use some warming up don’t you?”
And unlike what you think he would do he goes over and starts making hot cocoa for me and the others. Asking me to help I nearly groan at this you got to be kidding me.
I stomp over to him grab him by the winter jacket he neglected to take off and kiss him sick of this little game. He was shocked and kissed me after wrapping his arm around my waist while he turns on the gas with his other hand. Kissing me back actually sort of shocked me, I slowly let go of his collar wrapping my arms around his neck and we pull away after a few. And he looks at me and asks, “You liked me all this time?”
“Someone is messing with me right now help me, my liege.”
“Am I your king now, my queen?” I thwack him with my shirt and he laughs and I nod at him needless to say and he kisses me before, he pulls away to finish the hot cocoa. I put my head into his neck and just lay my head there. This boy I love him but sometimes he’s to adorable for my heart.
He finished up after a minute and says, “Thank God you like me it’s a Christmas miracle”
“For you and me both” I grin giving him a kiss on his nose as he takes off his jacket.
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I married who … ?
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Take three
As a real gentleman he opened the door for me.
- Horrible! – I exhaled.
- But you were just here!
- Yeah … - I throw my stuff near one of the small sofas. – I’ll kill for something sweet!
He walked to the shelf, where a paper bad was placed, that I didn’t manage to see earlier, and got me a chocolate form there. A red one “Mast brothers”. It says “Madagascar”.
- Am, no way!
- What?
- Is this vegetable chocolate? They are tasteless!
- You know what … - “I am so good at making people mad” – try it first and we will talk later, ok? That’s the only chocolate you should know about!
- What about Lindt?
- Screw them, eat this! – he throw the chocolate at me, but I was slow enough, and it ended hitting my head instead. I whined, in pain, and he quickly came, kneeled and took the chocolate, smiling at my lack of self-defense instinct; opened it and offer me a piece. – Here! – I bite it. He got himself a piece too.
- Hm …
- It’s good isn’t it.
- It’s gross!
- It’s black chocolate.
- With fruits.
- Not … exactly! It’s 72% dark chocolate with cocoa beans from Madagascar, which tend to have naturally fruity notes.
- Aha … - I kept on chewing it. – it’s not that bad!
- See!
I just nodded. Not quite excited to be with him, now … or in the future! He put the TV on. A new song started.
- Omg … It's going down, I'm yelling timber. You better move, you better dance. Let's make a night you won't remember. I'll be the one you won't forget
- Wooooah (timber), wooooah (timber), wooooah (it's going down) Wooooah (timber), wooooah (timber), wooooah (it's going down) – J got along with me, and I started laughing. He swing me with him, and we started shaking completely out of rhythm.
- It's going down, I'm yelling timber. You better move, you better dance. Let's make a night you won't remember. I'll be the one you won't forget. It's going down.
- It's going down
- I'm yelling timber. You better move
- You better move
- You better dance
- You better dance
- Let's make a night you won't remember. I'll be the one you won't forget
- You won't forget. Wooooah, wooooah, wooooah. It's going down! – he sang the last one in Joker’s voice, and I laughed like crazy – You totally forgot everything, tho! – he mocked.
The song ended. Another one started - “Talking to myself” by Linkin Park. He got silent, just looking at the screen.
- It’s so … surreal.
- What?
I pointed at the TV
- I remember I was … 5-th grade. Around 11, when I started listening to them. In 4-th grade we were 3 classes, but we were only 17 kids, so they separated us in the other 2 classes. The girl I sat on the same desk with, was a fan of theirs … - he was sitting on the bed, staring in his feet. – I remember I had a hard time distinguishing them with Eminem … - still in silence - … they were both blond and wearing similar clothes, back at the time … you know, the trend was kinda the same … it’s really surreal. Compared to … Elvis maybe, he was dead long before I was born … but … you don’t see …
- Just shut up ok! – he wasn’t yelling, just in low quiet, stern voice.
- I am sorry … I didn’t know what to say, and I kinda wanted to … I …
- It’s really kind of you, but everyone grief in a different way, just do it your way. No need to match the others.
We stayed quiet for a while. Then he got to the bathroom to wash his face.
- Summer! … Summer … - I yelled cheering, because his song started playing, and I put the volume up.
- It’s autumn already!
- No, you are Summer!
- Why? – he got out with a towel in his hands drying some strands of his hair.
- Because your last name means “summer” on my language!
- Really? – he looked surprised, but at the same moment uninterested.
- Yeah … don’t you know this?
- How am I supposed to, I don’t speak your language!
- Wasn’t your last girlfriend russian, it’s the same word on their language too!
- You always manage to say the right thing, don’t you! – this time he yelled.
I swear for a first time in my life a saw how baby blue eyes turn dark. Now I realize why everyone feared the Joker on the set. I stepped back a little bit!
- Do you have an “off” button? Because I’ll glue it off! – he yelled - … Jesus, don’t be a pussy! Come here! – he coughed my wrist and dragged me to him, but I refused and keep fighting. – Don’t be stubborn – he yelled, and I gave up. He hugged me tight; my tears were still rolling down my cheeks. – It’s fine, the monster is gone! – he said and kissed my forehead gently. Swinging me slightly left and right. - Listen … - he lose his grip on me – I’ll keep you for a while, I’ll take care of you like a Queen, and I promise I’ll grand you your freedom for your birthday! Ok?
We stayed silent for a while.
- Why there should be a monster? – I asked, still snuggling in him.
- Well because … You know … I lost my nerves, everyone does this …
- It kind of leaves an impression it’s Shannon’s thing?
- He is short tempered … things with him come and go … the madness stays with me.
- Yeah, although you are with the wrong hair color! – I laughed. He let me go of his embrace. – So you really work with these people …
- No!
- But …
- NO! – he cut me short. – Last night when we got married, you married someone named just “jared”, not a rockstar or an actor.
- Definitely not one with an Oscar award! – he chuckled. – But … you said you are gonna treat me like a Queen!
- What I meant was my attitude towards you! Not the money …
- Ok … listen now lil … grandpa … bitch … - I crossed my arms. – I was born poor, raised poor, and be happy when I was poor …
- Same here! – he raised his hand.
- You ain’t buying me … well maybe I’ll agree at books …
- Oh … - he closed his eyes. Putting a hand on his heart.
- Are you all right?
- If we weren’t married, I would’ve asked you to marry me!
- I think we can do it again.
- Well … after 2 years, we can start getting married every year … I think!
- Ha! … So, nothing on the “famous” subject?
- Nope!
- What about your meeting in the afternoon?
- Emma will call, I’ll be away only for an hour, you can enjoy yourself, while I am away … no need to cry my absence out!
- Oh … it will be so hard! – I laughed and he pinched my hand.
- I hope so!
- So … he really drugged me?
- Yes!
- How did you know?
- As I said, I know how a hangover after drugs and alcohol looks like, on the top of this, his face gave him away - he barely managed to hide his surprise when I told him. Jeez, I barely managed not to break his had then and there!
- Why … I mean, I doubt …
- I may not know you, but this doesn’t mean I’ll let a dick drug you! What if he had planned to marry you and refuse to let you go?
- Like you did!
He just smiled in defeat.
- What will we do till then?
- All the cool stuff! Have you been in Italy? My bff lives there. You’ll love it, they have all kinds of cakes there. Also … as I said I need help with my life.
- I won’t tell you any secrets of mine.
- Secret for a secret?
- Fine with me!
- Nothing personal tho!
- Ok. – I laughed. – I’ll try not to mention stuff.
- How did you know anyway, you said you hated me!
- A friend send this to me.
- Why?
- Because she was a fan of yours, and this changed her mind.
- Hm …
- If she was a real one, this wouldn’t bother her.
- Hm …
- I know … I like this guy, he is … was kinda famous home, from our national ice skating team. He got a car accident, ran over a girl and she is incapable of walking now, and everyone hate him, but I like him still. Regardless! Everyone makes mistakes.
He just smiled.
- Hungry?
- Starving!
- I’ll order vegan friendly food.
- I am vegetarian … no way I’ll quit milk, yogurt and cheese!
- We already saw I changed your mind for chocolate.
- You did not. It tasted like dirt.
- Yeah, now you say this! – he laughed and took the phone to order breakfast. – Any special requests?
- Apples!
- I married well!
- Defiance?!!!! – “seriously”
- Get out of town! – he waved playfully at me. - Yeah, I’d like to order breakfast ...
- Megamind?
- … but will you first wait, I have to kiss my wonderful wife …
- No way, order food first! – I yelled and could hear the lady on the phone laughing.
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RANDOM OVERWATCH/MCHANZO HEADCANONS
My headcanons are usually global, so to say, so once established they mainly hold true for anything I write in that fandom until canon actively overwrites it (and sometimes even after that if I think the real answer is dumb ha ha). Most of what I’ve already done is the ‘Scoundrels and Thieves’ AU series.
- Shimadamom died during the omnic crisis, since I feel like she would come up a lot more if she was actually around when her sons literally tried to murder each other. (It would also explain why Hanzo shoots the omnic in ‘Dragons’ even as he goes to some lengths to only incapacitate the other guards and why he thinks Numbani sucks, as well as adding a layer of ouch to Genji’s... robo-dysphoria.) Hanzo remembers her better than Genji does, since Genji would have been pretty young at that point.
- Hanzo is a dog person (oh hello there entire alternate wardrobe made up of wolf imagery) and Jesse is a cat person. (Both because of That Scene in The Good, The Bad and The Ugly with the kitten and the hat (!!!!!) and because really he himself is kind of a very affable yet still half-feral tomcat kind of a man)
- In ‘Scoundrels and Thieves’, at least, Jesse started out smoking cigarettes and graduated to cigars as he got older/had more cash, for that Authentic Man With No Name Look. He still goes for cigarettes sometimes when he’s on edge because he finds the little rituals of rolling them comforting. (Hanzo also has a very private Pavlovian reaction to the smell of a certain brand Jesse smoked around the time they started sleeping together. I’ll let you fill in the embarrassing details in your own time.)
- Hanzo usually cuts his own hair - just chops a bit off with a knife or something when it gets too annoying. The first time it was the dramatic symbolic gesture of dishonor ™, but these days it’s just because he can’t be bothered with anything fancier, in the same vein as ‘why even put my shirt on all the way btw did I mention I KILLED MY BROTHER’. (Yes, I know it’s a real traditional archery technique thing, just… let me have this.) Probably also why he wears it up most of the time so you can’t really tell it’s a bit of a catastrophe.
- Jesse taught himself how to play the guitar as a kid and has a wonderful voice for everyday life - it doesn’t belong on a stage but it is perfect for crooning in the background while making dinner or doing chores, stuff like that.
- Jesse is quite ticklish, a fact Hanzo ‘Innate Talent for Strategy and Tactics’ Shimada uses without compunctions when it suits his goals. (His goals usually being a Jesse pink-faced and loose-limbed with laughter)
- Hanzo looks A LOT like his dad but takes after his mum personality-wise - more cynical and closed off except for with their loved ones - while Genji looks more like their mum.
- Jesse’s parents died during the war, quite early on. (tbh this is mostly b/c it breaks my heart to imagine his family would be okay with him having become a notorious killer by the age of seventeen. Like. Bro. I’d rather have someone love and protect him unflinchingly and then having no choice in leaving him. Though if the Deadlock gang had some element of a family business that would mean ANOTHER parallel between them, so if that’s how canon eventually lands I can work with that too ha ha)
- Do you ever think about Jesse at fourteen, coming back from a fight victorious but with new constellations of scars and bruises, curling up somewhere no one’ll find him to watch that scene in For A Fistful of Dollars where the man with no name gets beat up to hell and back and still gets out of it through sheer tenacity and being a tricksy fuck
Because I think about that every day and that’s why I’m constantly on the verge of tears
Anyway not so much a headcanon there as a window into the dark aching corners of my soul let’s carry on
- Jesse is demisexual, Hanzo is gay.
- At first I had settled for Hanzo being bi (what better orientation for a ninja than one that makes you invisible, after all? Who’s bitter you’re bitter) but then there were the White Day lines between Hanzo and Genji and now I’m 100% convinced that he’s gay, if only because it’s so much funnier to me. Let me show my work a bit here:
So as far as I understand, on Valentine’s day in Japan it’s women who give the ~*special men*~ in their life chocolates/gifts. (There’s also an uh ‘tier’ of chocolate that’s completely platonic and is given to friends and coworkers, but from the tone of Genji’s voice I doubt that’s what he’s talking about lol) White day is a month later, and it’s when the men reciprocate the gifts they were given. So essentially what Genji is doing with that line is going “SO… any special GIRLS in your life bro?? *I know you can’t see my face through the visor but you can feel the wink wink nudge nudge through the air*” and Hanzo’s answer is a sort of long-suffering reference to young Genji’s playboy lifestyle as well as a callback to a previous voice line between them, not a slight aimed at any cocoa beans.
Now I like to imagine bb!Genji as a bit of a hilarious dick - like basically sweet and well-meaning, but also hugely spoiled, self-absorbed and easily distracted. It would lend Hanzo’s annoyance so many levels of hilarity if his little brother just… hadn’t realized that the reason he wasn’t dating girls wasn’t just a) he’s been riding a wave of shame, guilt, grief, depression & light alcoholism these last ten years and it’s hard to date with a tight schedule like that, b) he is kind of weird and socially awkward at the best of times, c) his eventual anachronistic weirdo soulmate was running around on the other side of the world doing crazy shit for Overwatch
The reason he’s never dated any girls is that he’s FUCKING GAY
Like it was not as though it was secret, Genji, all you’d have to do was fucking pay attention or hey, ask at any point in the last closing-in-on-forty-years and it would have been EASILY AVAILABLE INFORMATION
FATHER KNEW AND HE NEVER NEEDED TO ASK,GENJI
Anyway I thrive on Hanzo Shimada’s annoyance and consternation because he takes everything so damn seriously and I love him very much
(Obviously in the ‘Scoundrels and Thieves’ ‘verse Genji does know. He’s not THAT massively oblivious.)
- Jesse is mostly ambidextrous but prefers to shoot with his right hand. I think there was some kerfuffle about his holster being put on both sides in official art that prompted this one? I’m not above going ‘*shrug* why have continuity errors when you can have headcanon’
- Shimadadad, intent on his sons not turning into Useless Rich Ninja Kids, made sure they were taught some essential life skills, like cooking and laundry and shit - meaning Hanzo knows how to make a handful of dishes to, like, double Michelin Star levels. He doesn’t actually enjoy it very much, though, so mostly he won’t. Meanwhile Jesse has no outside training whatsoever beyond at one point being shown how to turn on a microwave but figured things out on his own and has pretty good instincts. Hanzo prefers Jesse’s cooking and will happily just do chopping duty (which he’s still proficient at to the point that Jesse’s not sure whether to be unsettled or turned on).
- Jesse learned about horses from an older lady who semi-adopted him after finding him feverish and bleeding in her back garden when he was in his early teens. He stayed on her ranch for a couple of years and then left because he was worried some of the people he’d pissed off would be able to track him down there and burn it all down.
- Hanzo doesn’t like - or really get - giving and receiving gifts as a way to express affection. I’m pretty sure his line of association would go something like gifts ----> money ------> business -----> bribe -----> obligation -------> duty -------> faMILY OH GOD EVERYTHING JUST GOT REAL MESSED UP AND COMPLICATED IN MY HEAD I NEED A DRINK
- Another one where I’ll accept either outcome: I can’t decide from the in-game dialogue if Genji and McCree’s relationship is more bro-like ribbing or if they’re actually a little uh. Adversarial. (“You’re not quicker than a bullet”: a Schröedinger’s playful banter/death threat lol) If they’re mostly friendly that’s great! They can form a harmonious ‘Save Hanzo From Himself’ support group. If they’re more antagonistic? Pure. Fucking. Hilarity. Can you imagine Genji being SO FUCKING MAD because as it turns out the one thing in this world that has ever made his sadsack brother happy is that cocky jingle-jangle bizarro Western cosplay jackass. Like naturally I would prefer it if they were bros but I never turn down comedic potential like that.
- Jesse’s greatest fear has to do with being seen and with leaving. He’s very clearly set up a theatrical, elaborate part of his identity between himself and the world - I don’t think any psychologically unscarred person goes ‘well I’ll just wrap myself in this loner/vigilante archetype until it works for me’ lol. It’s a very smart ‘people are going to look at me so let’s make sure they can’t actually see me’ move. Also it makes me sad that me must have, like, reverse abandonment issues: every time he belongs to something - to the Deadlock gang, to Overwatch, to Hanzo in ‘Scoundrels and Thieves’ - he’s inevitably forced to leave it behind. (I guess this is part of why I love the pairing so much; they’re both wanderers now, they can go together ;____;)
Hanzo’s greatest fear is to really hurt someone he loves again. (Remember that time in Junkenstein’s Revenge where Jack looks at Reaper and goes ‘what could turn a man into this’ and Hanzo immediately answers “To be tested, and to fail”? Because I remember that all the time.)
#overwatch#mchanzo#hanzo#mccree#Perhaps there is still a future for anachronisms#meta#idk it was the only way I managed to do some writing so here we go I guess ha ha#I'm just like... filled to the brim with feels that have nowhere to go#My writing
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Imagine 😈
Erik getting caught fucking a sex doll and plus sized Reader catches him in the act/ Fic inspired by Tanerélle- Mama Saturn.
Warnings: Straight up SMUT. Nothing but smut.
Y/N.
A sinful treat that Erik wanted to devour every single time he saw her. Sexy bitch. He likes a girl that’s a bit of a challenge to get into his bed. She didn’t wear her pussy power on her sleeve. Not a church girl exactly but one who’ll play mouse to his sharp-clawed cat. Y/N was exactly that challenge. She’s a plus sized model from Washington DC that Erik had the pleasure of meeting during a block party/ fundraiser in Oakland CA for the Wakandan Outreach Center.
She volunteered for one of the booths there and Erik couldn’t help but to talk to her. She compelled him. Erik found himself enjoying her east coast accent and how much she loved being a model. It was the only thing she’d ever wanted to do, and she was in it for the long haul. She was turned down plenty of times; denied opportunities because of her “shape”. Bullshit. Complete bullshit. Her shape, her overall beauty...Erik’s thoughts lingered on her pretty face and equally beautiful body even after he went home from the office, picturing her standing behind him while he showered, arms wrapped around his waist, her face nuzzled into the small of his back.
Okay...that wasn’t all he pictured. He’d pictured bending her over his California King Bed, her hands fisting the 800 thread count sheets while he plunged his fat dick deep inside of her throbbing pussy, making her cum almost instantly. He pictured her losing some of the calm control she exerted over every other aspect of her being, trusting him to be there to catch her as she trembled her way to ecstasy. From simple meet ups whenever she came around the Outreach, Y/N wasn’t the girl who threw her pussy around like a Frisbee. Fucking perfect. He liked inexperienced puss.
Good, Erik wants that. He wanted nothing more than to break that puss in hot and raw with his sizable appendage. A pretty puss that he could turn out. She’ll remember him in that pretty kitty. He’d never taken the time to actually become friends with a women without sex being involved. Y/N was just that. She would come over at times to chill with Erik, watching movies or chatting it up. Even though Erik wanted to fuck her, he still appreciates the times where they would just link up and bond. It got so crazy that Erik gave her a spare key whenever she needed a place to escape to when he was out of town with his cousin; the King of Wakanda. Every time he would come back home, her smell...nutmeg and vanilla bean would still be there. In his sheets. In his kitchen. On his couch. Ugh. He was half tempted to let her move in since she couldn’t stand living with her roommate.
“Have you ever had your big, juicy ass properly worshipped?”
That’s what he wanted to ask her while staring at her proud, thick, curves before him, imaging the luscious mocha color of her booty straining as she bounced gently up and down his big, fat dick. Her heavy bottom was the perfect roundness, a reward for Erik’s months without sex, of yearning to kneel down in front of her, to taste her sweet pussy and touch her beautiful voluptuous body.
This is all your fault, Y/N
Erik found himself doing something he hasn’t done in a long time. It was a late Thursday evening, he drove past a Sex Shop he’s been meaning to explore. Succulent was the name of it, one of the C’s blinking in and out from the faulty light bulbs. Big, read cursive letters over top of a sleazy adult toy shop in the heart of Oakland on a rainy Thursday evening. He needed a release. He hadn’t seen Y/N for a couple of days since she went to visit family in Atlantic City. She teased him with a few sexy pics in skimpy dresses and bikinis and Erik shamelessly beat his hefty dick to the images.
Parking his car, paying the meter to avoid a ticket, Erik pulled his windbreaker hood over his head to shield the rain drops, slamming his door shut before checking that the coast was clear to cross over. Once his left foot hit the cracked and wet pavement, Erik stood in front of the sex shop, rain hitting his lashes and the tip of his nose, his face illuminated by the LED lights that warmed his russet skin and sparked his nerves. In the display window, there are a few tall boxes with a picture of a very very titillating black women that looked like a cosmic beauty with an Afro and eyes that sparkles like diamonds. Her naked body glistened like some supernova sex goddess, skin like midnight. On the outside of the boxes there are big, bubble gum pink letters surrounding it.
Mama Saturn Kan Make U Kream!
Erik opens the door, a soft bell dinging above his head. The shop smelled like scented candles. The rug was a plush royal purple and the lights were dimmed to set the mood. Rows and rows filled with any and everything SEX. Occupying the register is a young black girl with long passion twists in her hair pulled up into a bun, a matching legging set colored peach with gold gladiator sandals on her feet. She’s currently standing on a step ladder, putting up the same sign in the window above a display behind the register.
Mama Saturn Kan Make u Kream!
“Hi!!!”
She was upbeat and good-humored with a pretty smile and hazel eyes. Erik returned a half smirk, the dimple in his right cheek creating a deep hollow. He removed his hood before taking his right hand to shake out his tapered dreads.
“My name is Shay, if you need any help at all, let me know,” she looked Erik over with appreciative eyes.
“I’ll let you know if I need anything Shay,” Erik says before walking further into the store, his eyes moving from left to right as he took in the scenery. Smaller shelves filled with DVD’s and porn magazines were situated in the front. Erik picked up a few to look over. Ebony Lust, XXX Cocoa, Busty Mochas, Ghetto Booty Queens...
This store must be owned by a black male or female. Erik really liked that. He could see a few white men flipping through pages, eyes as big as saucers staring at all that chocolate, divine booty and pussy on those pages, the visuals popping out at them like 3D pictures. Erik bobbed his head to Megan Thee Stallion’s- Sex Talk while peeking down a few aisles to explore. What Erik hadn’t noticed until now is that there are booths in the back with a black velvet curtain as the only concealment. Curious, gait so smooth, Erik made his way down an aisle filled with male sex toys to see what was behind those curtains.
Finally there, standing before one of them, Erik pulled the curtain back. The booth was small and cramped. It was one of those booths where you put a quarter in a slot to watch a quick porn scene. The booth and walls were nice and clean, painted black like the curtains, but Erik could only imagine how it looked before. Cum stains on the floor and on the booths, women watching the thirty second flick while rubbing themselves down. Men slipping their dicks past the velvet curtains like a glory hole so they could provide something for the women to suck and slurp on.
“You can go in if you like. It’s only a quarter.”
Erik was alarmed when he felt a small hand rub the tension from his muscles. Turning to look over his broad shoulder, Erik’s whiskey-colored eyes fell on a 5’5, caramel skinned baddie. It was Shay, the store clerk.
“Just make sure you wipe up when you’re finished, okay?”
Erik chuckles, releasing the curtain so that it can close, “Damn...it gets that messy, huh?”
“Oh, yeah,” Shay shakes her head with a grin, “I can’t even begin to tell you what goes on beyond these curtains...some of the shit I’ve seen...”
“Wild,” Erik licks his lips.
“Like I said, you can go inside, the flicks are only thirty seconds but it’s worth it,” She says with a honeyed tone.
“Yeah...I need more than thirty seconds to bust a nut, ma. That’s not nearly good enough.”
“Oh?” Shay folds her arms across her small cleavage, “See...I can tell you’re no amateur. You’ve probably tried a lot of the toys in here with women.”
Erik’s lips twisted in thought, eyes heavenward, “I’ve tried a lot of things...I guess you can say I’m an expert...what? You got something that will spark my interest?”
“Just the thing,” Shay walks closer, making her voice smaller, “ Mama Saturn can make you cream.”
“Mama Saturn?” Erik blinks his eyes down at Shay before pointing towards the front of the store, “You mean the sex doll in the display window? Nah, that’s not my type of thing, baby girl.”
“You’d be surprised. Ten have already been sold and they came in today. They’re selling out in other sex shops too. Thanks to one of Tony Stark’s ex-employees that worked in his artificial intelligence department.”
Erik’s eyes squinted as he elevated a single brow down at Shay. If one of Tony Stark’s ex-employees created Mama Saturn it must be an impressive design, almost like the real thing. He knew it had to cost an arm, leg, and head. Erik wasn’t going to lie, he is curious about the sex doll. He remembers laughing about men fucking sex dolls. Who would want to stick their dick in a plastic blow up doll to bust a nut? The shit was comical.
“Well, I’ll leave you to it,” Shay gently squeezes Erik’s bicep, “if you change your mind about Mama Saturn, you know where to find me, handsome.”
Erik regarded Shay as she sashayed away down one of the rows filled with erotica before disappearing completely. It was midnight and he was standing in a sex shop. He came here to buy something he probably already has packed away in one of his heavy duty suitcases at the back of his closet. Toys he hasn’t used in FOREVER since he laid his eyes on Y/N. He’s been courting Y/N for months. Yes, Erik “the pussy monster” Stevens. He didn’t earn that nickname just for the fun of it.
He could only imagine the women he used to sleep with seeing him again. They wouldn’t hesitate to give him the finger or an evil scowl and for the most part he didn’t blame them. He was selfish, greedy and horny in his younger years, too full of himself to appreciate the true joy a woman could bring him on all levels. Erik has never been in a situation where he wasn’t in a hurry to get a girl out of her clothes, to figure out who she was by the way she writhed, the way she moaned his name into the pillow or his ear, the way she came on his dick or his tongue.
Deciding to get something quick; some new BDSM toys, Erik grabs a basket, filling it up with handcuffs, edible lube, vibrating tongue covers, candles for hot wax play, nipple clamps, floggers, anything so he could get home for the evening. An evening he could be spending sitting up on the phone with Y/N, her sweet voice keeping him company while he was in bed. Erik trailed to the front of the shop, standing behind a few men. One of them he noticed carried a box with the sex doll inside; the long box in front of him.
“That will be…$105.86,” Shay watches the customer insert his chip into the card machine, his transaction completed.
“I can help you!” Shay called to the man with the sex doll. She began ringing him up, Erik’s eyes looking at one of the boxes in the window.
Tell me all your names, baby
Tell me all your names, I need to know
Then I'll tell you mine, baby
Then I’ll tell you mine and we can go
To past the time
Shift paradigms
Align our bodies with the sky
'Til I am yours and you are mine…
The song began to play with the surround sound of the sex shop. The sultry voice called for him, tickling his ears and making the hairs on the back of his neck stand up.
I'd do anything for you
Yeah, I’d do anything for you
Baby, just say the word
And we make perfect sense
God could not resist no
I can feel the urge
To drop defense
At my expense
Allow my body to ascend
Along with yours
Let love commence…
“That’s all for you today?”
Erik was the only one left in line now.
“Shit, it’s late as hell,” Erik spoke in his defense, “Long ass day.”
“No problem, handsome,” Shay rings in his items, “Candles?”
“You never know,” Erik chuckles with his signature half smirk.
Close my eyes, embrace my matter
Swing my hips as if they bear the rings of Mama Saturn
Stretch my vertebrae so we can climb it like a ladder
And step into our world…
“Who is this?” Erik asks with fondness in his voice.
Mama Saturn,” Shay says with a coy smile, “Well, she’s who inspired the design of this sex doll.
Erik couldn’t keep his eyes off of the boxes in the windows. What was it that made this sex doll so compelling? Maybe it was because he was aching for a sexual release. Maybe because he wanted to know why this sex doll was so popular. Did it do tricks? Did it talk to you? Was it designed to feel like the real thing? A really pussy?
“...how much for one of those sex dolls?”
Shay tried to fight a smile but the corners of her lips couldn’t help but to turn up.
“2,000.” Shay says flat out.
“Makes sense,” Erik didn’t flinch at the price, he expected it to be that much especially since it was created by an ex-coworker of Tony Stark.
“Last chance,” Shay teases, all of his other items priced at $78.86.”
“Shit, why not, add one to the total.”
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Friday Evening
“hmmm what can you do?” Erik paced his bedroom in a pair of grey sweats and a plain white T-shirt. The manual for Mama Saturn rested between his fingers, the doll itself sitting in a recliner chair in his bedroom. The doll was indeed impressive. The skin felt so real, the face just as mind blowing. Erik honestly felt that 2,000 was a snag compared to what it should be retailed for. He had it charging since this morning since he planned on testing it out tonight.
“Mama Saturn can make you cream...I act out live fantasies for you...charge me up and take me for a ride...you won’t even tell the difference between the real thing and me...”
Erik shakes his head before folding up the instructions. He looked over at Mama Saturn sitting in the chair, the eyes on that doll feeling more and more realistic the longer Erik gazed. Tearing his eyes away, Erik reached for his glass tumbler filled with cognac, taking a long sip. Was he really going to fuck a sex doll? The thought of it has him laughing into his glass. Wiping liquor from his chin, Erik’s phone began to vibrate in his pocket. Erik pulls it out to find Y/N calling him. Placing his drink down, Erik answers the call, resting on the edge of his bed.
“Hello?”
“Erik?”
He felt warmth creep up his belly.
“Hey,” He says with a soft spoken voice.
“I missed you,” She sighs, “I had to cut my vacation short.”
“I missed you too,” He really wanted to tell her to come see him since her trip ended so quickly, “Wasn’t even there for 48 hours.”
“Well...my family is pretty broken. I was hoping to make amends but that didn’t work out. I was not going to be there for two more nights and deal with it.”
Erik lays back against his bed, sliding the instructions to Mama Saturn to the side, “If i were there to keep you company the trip would have been better...am I lying?”
She giggles, “No. you would have made it even better.”
Y/N grew silent on the other end, the sound of her turn signal blaring through the phone.
“Where are you?” Erik asks.
“I’m on my way home from the airport. I’m tired, I need some sleep. I have a lingerie shoot in the AM.”
“Jet lagged, huh?” Erik runs his fingers through his dreads, “Once you get in that house you’re ass is gonna be passed out on the couch.”
“I know! I was thinking damn it’s a Friday night and I’m usually eating Chinese with Erik intstead of by myself on his couch but yessss I am entirely too tired to stay up late. Rain check?”
Erik hopes he didn’t have disappointment in his voice when he responded, “Yeah, of course. If you’re free tomorrow you can come over.”
“I’ll hold you to that, Erik...let me get off of this phone, I’m almost home. Night, Erik!”
“Night, ma,” Erik ends the call, resting his phone against his chest, “Damn…”
Erik looks up and over his head at the sex doll. Lifting up, stretching his arms above his head, Erik exhales before removing his sweats and his T-shirt, sitting on the edge of the bed completely naked now minus the gold chain around his neck and his Nike socks. His dick was semi erect between his legs, resting against his inner thigh. The minute he went to grab his smooth, brown dick it thrummed against the palm of his hand. Erik rolls his tongue along the inside of his left cheek.
Standing, Erik walks over to his closet, opening it and grabbing one of his suitcases filled with sex toys. Opening the suitcase, Erik grabs a bottle of lube before closing it back up. Erik shook the bottle, the contents inside sloshing around. Erik with his lube in hand walked over to Mama Saturn seated on his recliner chair. He stood before the sex doll, his eyes dancing over it, wrapping his mind around the fact that he was about to fuck the shit out of this doll. Grabbing the remote control that came with it, Erik admires the different vibration and pulse settings.
Erik grabs the sex doll, bringing it to his bed before resting it in the middle of it. Even caressing the thighs was bizarre. Eyebrows disappearing behind the curtain of tapered dreads resting over his forehead, Erik pulls the legs apart on Mama Saturn, eyes growing wider the more he stares at her “pussy”.
“No fucking way,” Erik was stunned.
Before him is a pussy molded for him to deep-dive into. The ULTRASKYN material is smooth. He was going to need A LOT of lube to help his fat dick glide inside of Mama Saturn’s soft, fully detailed vagina. Erik takes his finger tips to stroke the outer lips of her mound. Erik cracked a smile when he used his finger to insert inside of the realistic sex doll. Flexible, walls covered with countless ridges to create a realistic sensation.
“Shit,” Erik says barely above a whisper, “they weren't playing when they made you…”
Erik removes his finger, grabbing up his lube to cover his dick and balls generously before doing the same thing to Mama Saturn’s vagina and...how impressive, her asshole. Three holes to explore including her life-like mouth with lips so full. Mama Saturn is amazingly detailed from the smooth texture of her skin to her brown eyes with luxurious lashes, curly fro, and plump lips. Erik decided to try out the mouth first. His dick hasn’t been in a woman’s mouth for months. This will have to do for now until he finally gets a chance with Y/N.
Using his fingers, Erik opens her mouth, amazed to see a smooth pink tongue and a deep throat. It’s a sex doll so he knew it would be never ending. His pipe would be able to go deep in all three of her holes without a barrier. Grabbing his dick at the base, jerking it, Erik lines his dick up with the mouth on Mama Saturn before pushing himself fully inside.
“Ooh?” Erik shuttered, his gluteal muscles tight, “fuck...fuckk.”
Shocked, confounded, dazed, Erik stared down at the doll like it came to life and slapped him across his pretty face. What else can you do, he thought before grabbing the remote, pressing a random button. His body almost fell on top of the sex doll. Erik just knew that there was some man out there, lonely and undesired who would marry this fucking doll. Mama Saturn’s mouth and throat are lined with stimulators to make Erik bust strong and hard. The squishy, ribbed texture along with the way it pulsates and vibrates had Erik grabbing a fist full of the doll's hair that felt so silky smooth to the touch, the curls coiling around his thick fingers.
“Goddamn,” He whispered shallowly from his lungs, “ahhhHHH, fuck this fucking doll ain’t no joke!” He spoke through clenched teeth.
Who knew a damn sex doll would make his balls tight and heavy with cum and his dick so damn hard he could bench press a barbell. His thrusts became even more sloppy, hips smashing into the realistic face of Mama Saturn. So much room for him to swivel his hips, ram his dick in hard and fast, and yank and pull her hair. No teeth, just straight slippery ridges giving him an ultimate sensation.
“Unh, shit,” Erik felt the muscles in his back flex, “Shit is so deep.”
Deeper than the real thing. Nothing compared to the real thing, NOT AT ALL but Erik could understand in that moment while his dick went in and out with a gluttony to cum why this toy sold as much as it did. One thing for him to check off his list of sexual exploration. The sheen of sweat on his back trickled down over his ass and the muscles in his arms trembled the more he lowered that doll's mouth over his dick.
“SHIT- oh my fucking God-“
Erik pulls his dick out, stroking it a good two times before his thick, tasty cum landed on the doll's face. It was the vibrations and the pulses. He’d never cum that quick from oral.
“Mmmm,” He moans, before rubbing the last bit of his nut on the doll’s face, “This is so wild.”
Dick still poked out and nowhere near softening up, Erik pries Mama Saturn’s legs apart, staring down at the realistic vagina with horny curiosity. Once again, Erik slips his fingers inside, closing his eyes and imagining that it was Y/N’s pussy he was fingering. She had to have the fattest pussy ever, not to mention the wettest pussy ever. She would probably cover his entire hand with her slick juices. Biting his lip, Erik lines his sensitive, wide tip up with the tight opening on that damn doll. With a slight shake of his head, Erik’s dick slipped past the flesh-like labia before fully burying inside.
“Ugh! Shit!” Erik’s head flew back, eyelids flickering, “Shit don’t make no sense…”
He was frustrated with himself for fucking a sex doll when he could be ten inches deep in Y/N’s pussy with his balls slapping her ass. Hips pistoning in and out of Mama Saturn while his sweat dropped from the tip of his nose, Erik kept his eyes closed as he imagined this doll being Y/N, staring up at him with her innocent brown eyes, confused and moaning. He imagined that he was with her, sliding hot and nasty against her sweaty body, watching her arch and stretch as he pulled his dick almost all the way out of her gorgeous, slick pussy, then slamming it back in and making her scream.
“Y/N...damn...your pussy feels so good Y/N...I knew that puss would be nice and tight for daddy’s fat dick, baby...I just wanna make you cum, girl...fuck...I just wanna feel that sticky cum all over this big-fucking-dick-
“Erik?”
“Yeah? I’m in that pussy baby? Daddy fucking that pussy?”
“Erik…”
“Yeah, call daddy’s name like that, Unh fuck, girl...pussy is so damn good-
“Erik!”
His eyes popped open almost instantly when he heard Y/N’s voice elevate. The vibration from Mama Saturn shot straight to his heavy sack before Bam!!!! His cum filled that toy to the hilt. Erik pulled his body away from the doll, staring at it with bewildered eyes while his dick bobbed up and down between his legs. Did it just speak? Now his mind was really playing tricks on him…
“Erik-Erik I’m, I’m so sorry.”
A jarring expression on his sweaty face, Erik turns towards the entrance to his room to find Y/N standing there in a fabletics outfit with a Nike cap covering her braided hair, white Nike huarache on her feet, and a take out bag in her left hand. She was frozen, her eyes dancing between the doll covered in his cum and his naked body glistening and still very much hardened.
“Y/N-
“I’m really fucking sorry Erik, oh, fuck, I’m so fucking sorry I feel so bad for walking in on you like this, Erik shit, I’m sorry-
“I...I thought you were going home?”
“I...was...but...I…” she instantly stopped speaking. Y/N’s eyes could not stop looking at the doll and Erik’s body. She was half-tempted to drop the food and scurry away but the scene in front of her eyes…
“Y/N? How long have you been standing there?”
Longer than she would like to admit. When Erik hung up she decided last minute to surprise him with food. Y/N wanted badly to see Erik, hoping that tonight would finally be the night that he would take advantage of her but instead he’s taking advantage of a sex doll that he envisioned was herself taking his big ass dick. All that dick that he was giving to a sex doll…
“I’m just...I think...Erik I’m sorry,” Y/N turned on her heels, taking wide strides to his kitchen to drop off the food and rush out of his luxury apartment. She didn’t know that having his key would lead to her walking in on him having a blast with a sex doll. She felt embarrassed. Erik looked abashed for a second but then his body seemed to relax, his nudity and the sex doll with its legs wide open before him just another thing in his room.
“Y/N! Wait!” She could hear Erik getting up from his bed. Looking over her shoulder, she could see Erik walking towards her, still naked, dick swaying, eyes soft and pleading for her to stay.
“Erik, I’m sorry,” She couldn’t stop apologizing. She was at his door, twisting the knob when his hand grasped her shoulder. Y/N didn’t turn, she couldn’t bring herself to face him while his amazingly-built body and that beautiful, fat dick stares back at her, inviting her.
“Stop apologizing,” He used force, turning Y/N completely, her back pressing against the door hard. She turned her head away from him, looking over his sweaty shoulder.
“It’s nothing for you to feel sorry about, Y/N...I just wasn’t expecting to see you tonight…”
She could smell his sweat...it was an intensely masculine scent. The spiced nuances burned her nose, she could even smell a hint of cocoa. His entire atmosphere warmed her and electrified her body in ways she hadn’t felt since forever. Why was he doing this? Standing before her, looking down at her with his blazing eyes, fully naked and still as stiff as concrete.
“Last minute decision,” she stuck her hand in a small pocket on the side of her athletic leggings, “Here...your key back-
“Nah,” Erik folded his hand over hers, “Keep it...I like it when you use it...makes me think you live here with me…”
She looked at him then. Their eyes matched the same compulsion.
“What?” He asks with a whisper.
“...Erik, I should go,” Y/N went back to twisting the knob but her eyes stayed glued to his, “I guess I’ll see you tomorrow.”
He closed his eyes before raising a single brow, “I really wish it was you instead, Y/N...I really wish it was you, girl.”
His eyes opened and THAT'S when things really turned up. His body pressed into hers, the flesh of his girthy dick resting against her stomach from their height difference. He was still sticky down there from using lube to fuck that doll. She swallowed spit, lower lip trembling as she watched his face get dangerously close to hers.
“You don’t know how bad I need you,” He mumbles, “Stay, please? here,” Erik reaches for her hand, Y/N’s fingertips touching the swollen, wide tip of his dick. She gasped, eyes glossy. Erik made her wrap her hand around his dick, her fingertips barely touching.
“Please?” His eyes swam with lust as he studied her face.
The urgency in his voice made her quiver. This was too much to unfold at the moment. The doll was still on his bed. Could she really have sex with him right now after he just ejaculated inside of a fake vagina? His fingers lightly touched her hips and Y/N’s lower lip rested between her teeth. While she nibbled nervously, Erik’s warm breath tickled her cheek. His lips were so close.
“I wanna fuck you,” He whispered, “I wanna fuck you so bad, Y/N.”
“Not now, Erik,” Y/N pushed herself away from him gently, quickly opening the door, “I’m sorry.”
She didn’t look back, her mind was swirling with tremendous confusion. She did have an early shoot in the AM and she was indeed jet lagged. As he called her name, his voice desperate, Y/N decided to take the staircase so he wouldn’t follow her, or worse, pick her up and carry her back into his apartment, MAKING HER STAY. She stopped on the next level to catch her breath before deciding to take the elevators the rest of the way down. How was she going to face him the next day after what she just witnessed? She had to sleep it off.
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Y/N sat down on a fluffy white sofa after shooting her last few pictures with her personal photographer. Dressed in a black leather lingerie set with matching leather gloves and a choker that spelled out Baby Girl in silver lettering, Y/N thought about what happened just six hours prior.
She didn’t call or text Erik. She couldn’t bring herself to do it yet. He gave her space even though a part of her missed his silly texts. He liked to send her voice messages instead of typing. She didn’t complain, his husky voice was ear porn for her.
“We did good today,” Her photographer, Bruce, a good friend and talented artist says while looking at her pictures on his camera, “You just get sexier and sexier every time I see you.”
She blushed, “Thanks, Bruce. When are you going to show me those sexy polaroids of your fiancé and all her thickness?”
“I’ll bring them next week, I promise,” Bruce walks away to put his camera in its designated bag.
“Let me get dressed,” Y/N stood up from the sofa, “I’ll lock up, Bruce, you don’t have to worry about it. Go home and take your fiancé to brunch.”
“You’re sure? Ain’t no rush for me.”
“I’m positive, go on,” Y/N waved him away while grabbing a robe from her vanity to put on, “Treat her to some food and have a good time.”
“Thanks, Y/N, I’ll see you next week, Aight? I got Jayla hooking you up with a sexy set of dresses. I’ll see you at 8 AM, next Saturday.”
“Can’t wait! Bye Bruce!”
Y/N gave him a final wave as she watched him leave the studio. She was just about to gather her things and get dressed when a knock came to the studio door. Y/N sat her things back down, walking towards the front of the studio and finding a man standing at the door, his head downcast as he typed on his phone. She couldn’t make out his face because it was shielded behind a hood. He wore a denim jacket over his hood with a pair of black cargo pants and black and white Jordan 13’s on his feet.
Her phone rang. Reaching into her robe pocket, Y/N pulls out her phone.
Erik.
Her eyes shot up towards the door, his eyes staring back at her through the glass. There was no use in ignoring him, he could see her through the glass, wrapped in a robe. With an irregular breath, Y/N walked to the door, unlocking it before stepping away. Erik opened the door, pulling his hood off of his head before allowing the door to swing shut behind him. He turned, locking the door before facing her again with searching eyes.
“How was the shoot?” He asks while placing his hands in the pockets of his denim jacket.
“It was great, always great,” Y/N’s eyes darted around the studio, “What are you doing here?”
“Figured I would try to show up and see you work but I’m too late,” Erik’s eyes burned into hers, “Then I figured we could get something to eat and talk about what went down last night before you ran away from me.”
She wasn’t getting out of this. Y/N motioned for Erik to follow her towards the back of the studio where Bruce’s backdrops and furniture were. Erik took a seat on the white sofa, Y/N right next to him, folding her shiny, chocolate legs. Erik couldn’t help but to glimpse a peek of her smooth legs and the little bit of cleavage that teased him through the small opening at the top of the robe. Beneath that thick robe was a body he wanted so deeply he shivered. There was so much to see and taste and touch. If he pulled that robe from her body he wouldn’t know where to start or finish.
“I ain’t expect for you to see all of that,” Erik spoke with his hands, eyes glancing over at her from time to time, “how did you feel when you saw me fucking the doll?”
“Uhm…” Y/N adjusted her hips on the sofa, “It was shocking...I guess I was a little turned on by it…” she couldn’t bring herself to look at him.
“If you were turned on...why didn’t you stay?”
Y/N batted her lashes as she gave him a once-over, “Because it was too much to deal with. The doll...your body…”
“Hm,” Erik observed her with his whiskey eyes, “I really wish you would have stayed with me…”
“I will tonight...I am right now,” She gave him a soft, timid smile.
“Yeah...you are right now,” Erik bites his lower lip, “I’ve been wanting you for months now, Y/N...you heard what I said last night while I was fucking the doll?”
She nibbled on the corner of her bottom lip before shaking her head, “I don’t remember.”
Erik scoots closer, grabbing one of Y/N’s hands, “I said that I wanna make you cum.”
With a shivering inhale, Y/N’s hand in Erik’s became sweaty.
“I’m tired of playing games when I know you’re feeling me too...I know you want me just as much as I want you. I waited for months, I’m tired of fucking around, Y/N.”
“I do want you, I just didn’t want to rush into things. I didn’t want to get my hopes up about you so damn fast but I just couldn’t help myself...Seeing you like that last night I…”
Her brown eyes blazed into Erik’s. Y/N scoots closer, her hand nervously reaching out to tug on the collar of his denim jacket, “How long have you wanted to fuck me, Erik?”
“Since the first time I laid eyes on you,” Erik stared down at her hand pulling harder, the fabric applying pressure against his neck. His smile was that of a predator spotting its prey, victory assured. Pure, dumb-founded lust was painted on her beautiful, round face.
“Same,” She says barely above a whisper, “Oh, Erik.”
That was an invitation to pull her on his lap. Erik wrapped his arms around her plump body, his left hand coming up to palm the back of her head so that he could hold her steady while his thick tongue slipped past her lips and into her warm mouth. Y/N reached up to grasp his shoulders, her breath halting each time Erik’s tongue would graze hers.
“Take this off,” He spoke against her lips, “I need to see all of you…”
Without hesitation, lips still pressed against his, Y/N opened her robe before shimmying it off her shoulders, letting it fall on the floor.
“Damn...this is exactly what I pictured.”
All her curves...all that chocolate skin...everything for him to bite and lick on.
“You looking sexy as fuck in my lap, ma,” Erik’s hands couldn’t resist reaching behind her and rubbing her sizable cheeks.
“All this ass…” He wanted nothing more than to pull all of her weight down on his dick, “You don’t know how bad I want to fuck you right now-
“Please?” She begged.
“You remember how I put this dick in that doll? I was fucking that doll like crazy wasn’t I? with all this big dick you sitting on?”
Visions of him screwing that sex doll with all of his fat dick has her more than prepared to take him right there on that couch no matter how many times it needed to be. She’d fuck him and let him put her body in different positions. Anything he wanted, anything he imagined himself doing, he can do that shit.
“Stand up,” Erik instructed with his hands resting on Y/N’s hips.
She stood from his lap, the sexy lingerie making his mouth water. Erik rose from his seat, taking off his denim jacket and his hoodie. With a white beater stretched across his vigorously ripped body, Erik wraps his toned, bulging biceps around Y/N’s waist, kisses long and hot-blooded while he backs her against a nearby wall. Y/N fought for oxygen between kisses, releasing her lips to inhale but it only lasted a millisecond because Erik’s hungry lips were back on hers.
As sexy as the lingerie was on her beautiful body Erik needed to see all of her before him. Reluctantly releasing his lips from hers, Erik presses his forehead against Y/N’s, his hands trailing over the patent leather of the bra and panties she wore. The set barely covered her breasts or her ass. Heavily breathing against her cheek, Erik reached around to unclamp the bra that was struggling to hold up her DD’s. She didn’t stop him, she didn’t tell him no, she simply allowed him to pull the leather from her smooth chocolate skin.
“They are so fucking pretty,” Erik kisses down her neck, “delicious titties baby…” his lower lip poked out when he got closer to her dark brown nipples, “I ain’t even put your titty in my mouth yet and look what you got my dick looking like…”
She heard his zipper, his jagged, labored breath tickling her nipples, “Look what I got for you…”
She took in the sight of his big black dick and at the moment she could already feel her pussy expanding to take all of him. The throbbing deep inside of her itched to feel just how much that fat dick would pound her. Y/N isn’t nowhere near experienced with big black dicks but staring at Erik’s thick pipe made her want to learn with speedy delight. sucking a dick like that she just has to get that mouthful of sperm. She wanted to slow down, take her time and really ENJOY the sheer pleasure of licking, sucking, feeling, smelling and just making him feel the best he’s ever felt before.
“Damn, Erik…” Y/N licks her bottom lip, “that’s a big fella.”
Erik chuckles, “can you take it though? That’s the question,” His hands came up to squeeze one of her breasts, “big ass titties...you are just perfect.” He was amazed by her sheer motherfucking sexiness. Tongue dripping spit Erik lowers his head to suck one of her nipples into his mouth. Face in between her titties Erik felt smothered in the best way the more she squirmed. Staring at them now they looked bigger than what he expected which makes the situation even better.
Y/N stroked his dick with a twist of her wrist while Erik’s hips thrust back and forth into her hand. She took the time to memorize his length and thickness while slowly jerking him into extreme stiffness. Erik has her breasts covered in saliva the more he nibbled and sucked.
Hissing, Erik removes his lips from her hardened nipple, “put your hands up on the wall.”
Y/N turned, her back arched with her hips propelled back against his dick. Erik got down on his knees, her ass hovering about him, and pulled down her patent leather panties. The tight leather was a struggle to get over her big ass. The panties were digging into her thick thighs and she struggled to stay arched against the wall with her titties smashed.
“Erik,” She called to him, trying to look over her shoulder, “What are you about to do to me?”
Her timid voice has Erik’s dick pointed straight up like a skyscraper. The visual before him, her plump pussy lips peeking at him from the back with her large, wide ass...Erik couldn’t resist giving each cheek a solid slap, the sound echoing in the room as the sting reverberated in his palm, “Have you ever had this big, juicy ass properly worshipped?”
“No,” came her muffled reply as Erik spread her open and let his thick, long tongue explore her sweet curves. His hands pressed painfully into her twin globes before spreading them as far as they could go, giving himself room to taste her sensitive pussy.
“Unh, Erik,” she whimpers.
Erik curled his tongue into a point and dove right in while his finger circled her asshole, teasing it. She took in a sharp breath, her ass jiggling from the pressure he applied. Erik could tell that she never took any dick up her ass and he would surely be the first to introduce it to her.
“Spread your thighs, girl,” Erik commanded, “I’m tryna eat…”
“Fuck, Erik,” Y/N felt his thumbs stroke her wet pussy lips before they parted her pussy lips. Awaiting his assault, Y/N clawed the wall with her acrylic nails. Her mouth fell open wide when she felt his tongue dip in and out of her back door. He was tongue-fucking her ass on his knees, madly slurping and getting it nice and wet. She would have never imagined a man doing that to her, EVER.
“Oooh, Erik! Oooh shit!”
Erik worshipped Y/N’s ass like he would never get another chance, his tongue savoring her sweetness while her pussy juices dripped. Her pussy needed attention too so Erik moved his tongue up and down from her ass to her clit while his sturdy thumbs kept her pussy lips open.
“Ugh, Damn, girl,” Erik swallowed spit, his face shiny, “don’t know where I want my tongue first...this big ass or this fat pussy…”
“All over me, please!”
“Let me taste that clit,” Erik’s lips sucked her clit into his mouth. His eyelids fluttered the more he savored her. Her sweet, sweet pussy compelled him to bury three of his fingers inside of her pussy. When she felt the thickness of his fingers enter her, Y/N shouted, reaching back to hold one of her hefty cheeks open.
“Yes, yes, yes!!!” Erik heard her cry, a little louder than before as he pressed his three fingers deep into her tight tunnel. With her hips rocking back on his hand, Erik feasted on her bottom, her strikingly soft mounds against his cheeks massaging him while he coaxed her into an orgasm.
“Yes! Erik yes! Please keep doing that! Oh God! Erik I’m cumming!!!!!!!”
Quickly, Erik’s fingers left her pussy to spread her ass cheeks extensively, his entire mouth wrapped around her pussy as best as he could since she’s so damn fat down there. He could feel her sticky syrup coat his tongue. He could eat her ass and pussy all damn day but now he needed to be inside of her. Slow stuffing, balls deep, make her cream. That was his motto. He wanted to make her cum on his dick so damn bad.
“Come here,” Erik barked out, picking Y/N up and carrying her to the sofa. He lays her down on her back, spreading her legs wide open for him while she leaned back on her elbows watching. Erik couldn’t wait to get his dick inside of her. The second her pussy lips parted and her tight, wet hole winked at him Erik fisted his dick, dipping his hips low before sliding inside of her. Her head fell back against the sofa, braids resting over her eyes and a steady moan escaping her mouth.
While her head twisted from side to side, Erik watched the way his dick went in and out of her pussy. He loved the sounds her pussy made whenever he pulled his dick all the way out to his wide tip before sliding back in. She was the wettest. Each time he pulled out her juices would gush out.
“This pussy is swallowing this big dick, girl...you ain’t tell me it was this deep...ain’t flinch at all when I got up in this fat pussy.”
“No,” She moaned.
“It’s cuz this pussy needed my dick, huh?”
“Yes,” She closed her eyes, savoring the way his curved erection bounced off her walls, “yes...yes...yes.”
“Yes yes what?” Erik asks while pounding into her on the edge of the couch, “you got my balls heavy with this nut, what’s that yes for, huh?”
“Your dick is just so big inside of me...all up in me…”
Erik threw her legs over his shoulders and rocked into her with a force that has her ass lifting off of the couch to meet his thrusts. It was like magic to her the way her body reacted to him. She grasped his biceps, her bouncing breasts hitting her chin the more he picked up speed. He would thrust fast then slow, repeating that, making her tip over the edge.
“Can I cum please?” She pleaded.
“As long as I get to cum in this pussy, girl,” Erik pulled all the way out, his eyes staring down at her stretched hole, “Can I cum in this pretty pussy?”
“Cum in your pussy, Erik.”
That was all he needed to hear. Erik angles his hips so that he could stroke her G spot with his wide tip. Y/N’s toes curled, her thighs squeezing Erik’s neck. She felt her body shaking and convulsing while his pulsating dick reached depths inside of her she didn’t know existed.
“Oooh, I’m gonna cum,” She mumbled, mouth opening and closing with no sound coming out. She hit Erik’s chest with weak blows before her heavenly pussy pulled his dick into a tight embrace. Erik growled as his glutes tensed. He could feel his veiny dick swell inside of her like he was ready to pop. Erik watched his big dick spurt thick load after thick load into her pussy.
“Damn, Y/N, FUCK GIRL, look what you got this dick doing! Let me see all of it.”
Erik pulls out watching his jizz ooze out and on the couch. She rubbed her clit while pushing his cum out and Erik’s eyes rolled shut at the beautiful view.
“Lift that ass up...Turn the fuck around I need some more pussy..waited too long for this...watch how I handle you girl.”
Y/N turned around on the couch, whimpering when Erik’s hands came down on her ass hard to force her to move. As soon as she was on her stomach, Erik yanked her hips hard, pointing her ass into the air before slamming back inside of her pussy. She didn’t throw it back on him, too eager for him to do all of the work inside of her pussy.
“Just lay there and let me take care of this pussy…”
Erik kicked off his pants, his hands slapping her ass before they grabbed hold of her plush hips so that he could bang into her. Erik watched her face, wanting to see every single reaction his fat dick gave her. He had her for sure, especially with the way she drooled on the couch.
“Fuck yeah this pussy is good-
“Oooh-
“Yeah? You feel me digging this pussy out? Huh? This dick about to bust…”
She gasped when she felt Erik’s heavy balls hit her clit. He was pulling all the way out and slamming back inside of her with so much force her body would shake. She spaced out when he arched her back more, his hand reaching around to grab her neck from the front.
“You ain’t going nowhere,” He spoke harshly, “You were doing so good taking my dick, baby...DON'T disappoint me.”
She heard his warning, her arms trembling the more she stayed still for him to use her pussy.
“Think I’m playing with you? Huh?” Y/N moaned sharply, cumming on Erik’s dick again, “There you go… creaming all over this dick baby…”
“Erik,” She felt him swelling inside of her, “Erik I feel your dick! It’s stretching me!”
“That’s because I’m about to nut, stay just like that.”
“Oh, my-“
Her fat pussy lips gripped him tightly while his thick cum coated her walls again. Erik didn’t pull out, He kept thrusting until he was satisfied. She made little noises, her eyes droopy while his thick pipe covered in his white cum slowly left her pussy. His release had him shouting curse words to the ceiling in that studio. Erik’s hands left her hips, stepping away to allow her body to relax.
He was glad he waited to have her. It was even better than what he expected. She laid back on the sofa, staring down at her pussy covered with his cum, all swollen and thoroughly beat up.
“I can’t wait until tonight to see you, Y/N.”
She looked up at him through her lashes with her thighs still wide like she was silently telling him to get up in her some more. Bottom lip pulled tightly between her teeth, Y/N admired Erik’s cum-covered dick.
“I wanna suck your dick,” Y/N asked but she didn’t wait for a response. Y/N was on her knees crawling to him. His glistening dick rested on her lips before she opened wide with her tongue covered in saliva, her lips drawing him in. Breathing through her nose slowly, Y/N took her time sucking more and more of Erik’s dick.
“Shit, baby! Okay,” Erik licks his lips, “you tryna’ make me cum again, huh?”
Y/N didn’t respond to him she was all in: locked and ready to take off. The consistency in the way she sucked him even though she couldn’t take all of him...the crease in her brow and the way her head moved in sync with her warm, wet mouth made Erik moan.
“I NEED THIS...suck daddy like you mean it.”
Y/N tried to go lower but ended up gagging, her lips pulling back so she could breathe comfortably.
“Don't worry if you can’t manage as long as you're kneeling down you will practice until you do...Ooh that’s nasty,” Erik’s mouth fell open when she went down to show his balls some attention, “you better get sloppy on this dick and stop playing.”
“Yes, Daddy,” She knew that would make him growl when she said it.
“Got them brown sugar lips on my big black dick, mmmmm,” Erik started panting, his hands twisted in her braids, “damn...some beautiful sexy lips Unh I’m cumming baby...I’m cumming… Unh, get this nut baby…”
Erik found himself shooting off on her face because his hips jerked so frantically that his dick slipped out of her mouth. His cum hit her eyelids, trailing down to cover her cheek. Erik watched his cum drizzle down her neck, thinking about buying a ring for her after the monster head she just delivered. With an uneven breath, equally shocked by how much nut his balls produced, Y/N cleaned herself off with her fingers before doing the same to his dick.
“Daddy didn’t even have to tell you to clean me up, such a good girl,” Erik pulled Y/N up before grabbing her neck, his fingertips applying just the right amount of pressure before pulling her close so he could taste himself off of her tongue, “You’re coming with me, no need in going back home when you were coming to see me later anyway.”
“True,” She blushed before sucking on his bottom lip, “When we get back to your place...more fucking?”
“You’ve been teasing me all these months...it’s time you make up for that shit...yeah, we’re fucking, girl...still gotta get in this ass.”
“I’d try it with you...I’m a little nervous though-
“You’re gonna enjoy it so much, trust me,” Erik gives her a reassuring smile with his dimples, “get dressed, baby girl.”
Y/N slips away, walking to her vanity to get dressed while watching Erik do the same. Going back to his place this time around knowing that it’s going to involve more sex has beaming and while she rushed to get dressed. As he ties his Jordan’s Y/N thinks about the sex doll. She wouldn’t mind watching him fuck the doll while she sat in his recliner chair and fingered her pussy. She’d wait to ask him about it.
“You’re ready?”
Y/N looked around at the studio. She could come by tomorrow and clean up a little.
“I’m ready,” She says while running her hand through her braids, walking forward to grab Erik’s hand. He lead the way to the front of the studio, both of them inflamed and fighting the urge to fuck again.
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Whamilton: stress baking but something burns and sets off the smoke detector
Not quite what you wanted but I think you might like George’s little dominance exertion here:
If the sound of heavy, pounding German electronica wasn’t enough to tell George that Alex was having a bad day the smell of baking in the air would have clued him in. Instead, the first thing he’d heard as he’d walked up the stairs to their townhouse was the Scooters blaring loudly. Which meant either Alexander had a shit day and there would be baked goods waiting for him, or his lover was watching MLS and the Philly Union had just scored a goal.
Since it was December he didn’t think the Union’s chances were particularly good.
As soon as he stepped through the door George breathed deeply, trying to determine just how bad the day had gone.
Pie? A minor irritation with a client.
Bread? Someone was being unreasonable.
Chocolate chip cookies? Alexander was going to be slamming things and there were going to be frustrated tears at bedtime.
George took a deep whiff and smelled chocolate with a subtle under layer of freshly mixed buttercream.
Shit. He glanced behind him and wondered if he could make it back out the door without Alexander realizing he’d come home. Chocolate and buttercream meant only one thing— Defcon 1 as created by Thomas fucking Jefferson.
“George?” Alexander called out from the kitchen.
Damn it, his husband had heard him. There was no way back out the front door. No chance that he could text Alexander and say that he was working late and then hide at his office until 2 a.m. and then slip home and into bed beside his anger exhausted spouse. No way to enjoy the cupcake labors of Alexander’s rage without first dealing with the emotional fall out.
Yes, George knew that this made him a coward and the worst sort of cad— one that enjoyed his husband’s rage filled culinary efforts without sharing the emotional burdens but, in his defense, his husband’s cupcakes had once made their neighbor— a damn French chef from France— weep tears of joy and whatever fight he’d had with Jefferson? George’s advice would be the same— he’s needling you, just let it go and don’t let him see it bother you— would just piss Alexander off.
He’d tried dozens of times to explain it to Alexander. Thomas Jefferson was old, conservative and set in his ways. He hated change, immigrants and anything that smacked of liberalism. The fact that Alexander was West Indian, gay and the youngest partner in their law firm— and he’d managed to make partner with only Jefferson’s vote dissenting? That was going to piss Jefferson off and force him to retaliate in petty ways. The fact that Alexander was currently the highest billing partner, who had made their law firm nationally famous for taking on hard to defend pro bono cases and then winning? That was going to make those petty little retaliations both humiliating and public.
That didn’t make them any less painful for Alexander to bare.
“George is that you?” Alexander called out, more forcefully this time.
George sighed. Time to face the firing squad so he could get his cupcakes. He set down the camel colored leather messenger bag that Alex had bought him for their fifth anniversary and slipped his coat off, hanging it on the hook by the door.
“Hey Sweetheart,” he called out as he made his way into the kitchen. “Are you making cupcakes?”
He stopped as he stared at the counter on their kitchen island. There had to be at least six dozen cupcakes laid out, two bags of buttercream icing sitting tip down in glasses next to them. Candied espresso beans in a small bowl waiting to adorn the top of the cupcakes.
His husband stared at him, his long hair a messy bun on top of his head, cocoa powder dusting his cheekbones and a smear of tan buttercream icing— George suspected espresso flavor— smeared across the black apron with ‘check out my sweet buns’ embroidered on it in red that George had surprised him with when they bought the house. He could see Alex’s eyes were red rimmed.
George reached over and hit mute on the kitchen speakers where Alex’s Iphone was docked. “Hard day at the office?”
Instead of answering Alex simply stepped forward and wrapped his arms around George’s waist, burying his head in the front of George’s shirt.
He wrapped his arms carefully around his husband, patting his shoulder and felt Alex’s shoulders heave as sobs finally broke through.
Shit, worse than a petty humiliation then.
“Oh sweetheart,” George crooned. “What did that bastard do?”
“I don’t want to talk about it,” Alex muttered into his shirt and continued to sob. “It’s just…”
“Come on sweetheart, let it out,” George patted his back.
Alex sobbed again and then sniffed. His husband was definitely an ugly snot crier, which for some reason, George found all the more endearing.
“Do you want me to go punch him in the jaw?” George asked, rubbing Alexander’s back, waiting for the other man to laugh.
That was their routine. Alexander would rage, George would offer to do Jefferson some bodily harm, Alex would laugh and then they would go on about their evening.
“Please,” Alex whispered and George froze. No laughs. No rolled eyes. No muttering about what a barbarian George was. This had to be bad. “Just… please… yes, go punch him in the face. You punch him and I’ll resign and we’ll sell the house and go somewhere where people aren’t huge, flaming syphilis infected dicks.”
George felt his shoulders tighten as he began planning all the ways he could make Thomas Jefferson’s life hell. “What did he do?”
“We had a partners meeting,” Alex whispered into George’s chest. “And it was my turn to choose the restaurant. So I talked to Lafayette and arranged for him to open Henriette for us for lunch.”
“Nice.” George whistled. “What’s that going to cost you in favors?”
“I’m his partner in the gingerbread house contest at the community center,” Alex whispered. “Sorry.”
“Damn it Alex,” George huffed. “We’ve got a four year winning streak going with that contest and you throw me over to impress your partners with a fancy French chef? You should have tried bribing him with cookies instead.”
His husband let out a soft giggle. “He hardlined at gingerbread houses.”
“Fine. But you can forget naked Christmas tree time. I’m on sex strike until the New Year. Now, what did Jefferson do to ruin not just your lunch but my Christmas?”
“He made a big deal of explaining the menu to me,” Alexander whispered. “Because obviously someone like me wouldn’t know what to order in a 5 star Michelin restaurant.”
“Ass,” George muttered. “Did you order in French just to piss him off.”
“No.” Alex shook his head against George’s shirt front. “Lafayette stepped in and tried to defend me. He told Jefferson that not only did I have a thorough knowledge of French food, I was an accomplished cook myself. In fact, if I ever decided to stop practicing law he’d happily hire me to run his kitchen. And Jefferson…” He sobbed again.
“Jefferson…” George prompted.
“He looked at me, with all the other partners watching and said ‘I’m not surprised. I’ve always suspected little Alex here was the wife.’ And I didn’t know what to say. Everyone just sat there and stared and it was just horrible. Finally Franklin cleared his throat and suggested we start the meeting with the intern applications.”
“And no one said anything to Jefferson?” George asked, rage filling his chest.
“No one.” Alex shook his head. “Not that I blame them. You could tell no one knew what to say. Everyone just sat there, staring at the table, not looking at each other. No one could even meet my eyes for the rest of the afternoon.”
“Okay.” George rubbed his back. “You’re okay. Why don’t you go upstairs and run yourself a bath and—”
“I’ve got cupcakes in the oven.”
“I’ll get them out and set them aside to cool,” George answered. “You go run a bath and I’ll be up in just a few minutes with a glass of wine and I’ll wash your hair and we can just have cupcakes for dinner tonight. How does that sound?”
Alex sniffled and nodded his head. “I love you.”
“I love you too,” George whispered and pressed a kiss to his husband’s head. “And just so you know, I have never once thought of you as my wife.”
Instead of answering Alex let go of George and slipped out of the kitchen, his head down and his shoulders still slumped.
Once George was sure he was gone he reached into his pant’s pocket and pulled out his cellphone. He found Franklin in his contacts and put the phone to his ear. “Ben, it’s George Washington.”
“Hey George,” Ben sounded nervous. “How are you? How’s Alexander?”
“I’m fine,” George brushed the other man’s question about Alexander aside. “This is just a quick business call. You know that IPO you wanted to invest in? The Google backed thing?”
“Yes…” Franklin’s voice sounded cautious.
“Well, it seems like it’s oversubscribed. And I’ve talked to my partners and as much as we’d like to? Well we’re just not going to be able to squeeze you in for any shares.”
“I…”
“Same with that new pharmaceutical stock. ImGen? It’s oversubscribed as well.”
“But…”
“In fact,” George continued. “I think you’ll find all of our IPOs are going to be oversubscribed Ben. Every single one. Our practice? It’s just booming and we have so many investors wanting in that we’re just not going to be able to help you at this time.”
“I see…” Ben’s voice was faint.
“But don’t worry,” George continued. “Even though I’m busy, I’ve got a new guy on your account. Kid named Laurens. A legacy student just out of Wharton. He talks a bit slow but he’s good people. And he’s got all kinds of great new ideas on how to manage your account. And don’t worry, those rumors about how many times it took him to pass the Series exams? That’s just gossip. I mean who doesn’t get a little nervous the first three times they take the test?”
“I…”
“You have a good night now Ben,” George continued. “I hear my little wifey calling me to dinner.”
He hung up just as the microwave timer beeped.
He grabbed the oven mitts, pulled the cupcakes out and set them aside to cool before turning off the oven. There. Cooled cupcakes, Jefferson soon to be dealt with, and all he needed was a glass of wine to help set his husband’s mind back to rights.
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Happy New Year + happy groceries
Evidently “suck a dick” were the exact words I spoke as we moved from 2018 to 2019. Jokingly, of course- and while squeezing lemons for the cocktails that my friends and I should have started making 20 minutes earlier. I hope this is emblematic of my year to come in only good ways. Let’s just say that from now on, I do what I want and what is in my best interest. This won’t always be easy or fun (hitting the books hard these days!), but it will mean a lot of personal growth that I’ve been sorely missing in years past. And to this, I will gladly toast. (Sidenote: I really love that I started the year already being behind on a task, but also being super chill and casual about it and not feeling anxious about not being on top of things. Sometimes there’s only so much you can do, and you just have to enjoy the present moment, like juicing lemons with two of your best girlfriends by your side while making up funny new years resolutions and talking Harry Potter.)
Meanwhile as I pretend that classes are not about to start, I’m thinking about food- namely sticking to my budget more tightly and prepping food for the upcoming quarter and those nights where dinner will hardly be my main concern. Most of all, I’m super excited to make a cocoa-spiced bean and lentil soup from Nik Sharma’s Season. I got this cookbook as a Christmas gift after dreaming about it for months, and still can’t contain my excitement over all the beautiful dishes and general warm fuzzies that it holds. Other recipes I am dying to try include his fennel and ginger-spiced granola, a caprese salad with tamarind dressing, and egg salad with toasted coriander. Hopefully at some point I will be able to try all of these and share my own spin on each!
In the meantime, I’ll show you my last two grocery hauls, as I’m hoping to be more proactive about this. If for no other reason, it keeps me accountable in how I allocate my own budget. :) Please excuse the horrid photos taken with my overhead grad housing lighting and absolute lack of color correction.
Last Week:
Trader Joe’s
2% Milk - $1.29
Frozen mango - $2.99
Tofu - $1.99
Cara cara oranges (my favorite) - $3.99
3 grapefruits - $2.97
1 lemon - $0.49
2 bananas - $0.38
Total: $14.10
Ralph’s
3 kiwis - $1.74
4 avocados - $2.00*
Habañero jack cheese - ~$2.50
Cypress Grove Midnight Moon cheese - ~$3.00
Total: ~$9.24
GRAND TOTAL: $23.34
This Week (plus some books that I couldn’t be bothered to move):
Trader Joe’s
Large cage-free eggs - $2.99
Arugula - $1.99
Spinach - $2.29
Dark chocolate almond toffee candy (bc I have no self control) - $1.49
Total: $8.76
Ralph’s
2 containers Fage greek yogurt 2%, 35oz - $10.00*
Old fashioned oats, 42oz - $3.59
2 avocados - $1.00*
Cilantro bunch - $0.99
Green onions - $0.99
Cuties, 5lb box - $3.99*
Pink lady apple - like $0.75?
Total: ~$21.31
GRAND TOTAL: $30.07
Additionally I may go to the farmer’s market tomorrow for some Bitchin’ Sauce. If you’re wondering how in god’s name I’ve managed to subsist on fruits and vegetables over the last two weeks, dumplings and ground turkey (read: scallion meatballs) from my freezer have been the name of the game. Surely that will change soon as my supplies are inevitably depleted. I could write more about decisions re: grocery shopping etc, but it’s time I get back to that paper I’ve been trying and failing to write over the past three weeks. :)
-Mayapinion
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