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#but im also terrified of him so. i cant speak up to him
mangostar · 2 years
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I LOVE TURKISH BREAD!!!!! 
#like the pide bread#sosososososo fucking good#I FUCKING LOVEEEEE BREAD#BREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IS SOOOOOOO GOOD I LOVE#i could literally not survive on a keto diet. like i think its already trash but NO BREAD ? fuck that#my mum says its my 'Macedonian genes' becuz my dad n his family will literally eat bread with everything#and. yeah#hmm now that i think abt it. i like have no connection with my macedonian side of family#mainly cuz i was rly jealous how my grandparents preferred my older brother and were closer to him#i think its smth to do with like the first born son or whatever#and that my grandmother didnt speak english so i literally had no idea#god. i think its so ironic that my grandparents came to australia for a better life for their kids only for them to all turn out to be#assholes LOL#i literally hate my dad so much#and it pisses me off when i tell my mum this and shes like hes still family dont say that#but like. when has ever acted like a good father...#hes idea of a good father is one that provides shelter and food#he literally had a fucking stupid bitch fit when i said i didnt wanna live with him anymore#'i give you food why do you wanna leave' SOOO FUCKING WHAT !!! THATS UR DUTY AS A PARENT !!!!!!! SHUT UP#but im also terrified of him so. i cant speak up to him#urghhh sorry this became a ramble abt how i hate my family... soorryy!!!!!!#its like. i grew up with it being bad to talk shit abt ur family but now that im older#i will take any chance to talk shit abt them LOL#time to go back to my bread
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fatuismooches · 3 months
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about reader and dottore having a child, i love imagining some lost agents being so terrified of our little sweetheart (bc look at him, he has the genes of a monster) but then being so shocked when he whipped up the brightest smile in all of teyvat (although if you ask him and dottore yours is brighter, like a sun compared to a star) and started happily leading them to their designated lap and segment
our little baby having some of readers birthmarks would be so cute, or like the hair is a little more like yours texture-wise, the eyes are way softer looking and has more of a spark... yk the tiniest detail only you and dottore would notice
speaking of that hehe imagining the sweetheart has the looks of your husband but the personality of you, you could get this boy to do so many things to dottore without many(- to none) questions. like idk, teasing him for yours but then you fall asleep on your hubby so your son takes over, using puppy eyes when you want attention bc double the cuteness turned out to be more effective... i have too many ideas and i almost feel bad for dottore now
but yeah just you and your precious son annoying your husband because you're both bored of sitting in bed all day
also some of the harbingers who don't really know you finding out years after your son was born is so funny to me for like no reason
like arlie not wanting a dottore segment around her children but he's also related to you so he wouldn't dare hurt any of them
a lot of agents would find out with rumors or being unlucky and put in a lap with a segment and him, then talking to the sweetheart and not being as scared (kind of)
some of the harbingers probably ended up finding out by the many things their agents "whisper" about
but childe, columbina, pantalone, the grandpa(im so sorry i cant remember his name), and then ofc pierro and her majesty Tsaritsa knew already. tsaritsa and pierro because i guess they kind of have to or they yk can tell. the rest was there while you(/something??) was pregnant for reasons. also childe (+ pantalone) is the uncle despite poor zandik trying to not let it happen, but he's good at the children thing, so he will let it slide (you threatened to not kiss him or any segment for two days, zandy would be spared dw)
i would also give you name ideas but my brain is dull and stopped working so meh
how dare you give him the illness even though it makes sense :<
-Luv ya
There are many things you can encounter in the Doctor's lab, being the place of research it is, but the most unbelievable thing is the little child that oddly resembles Lord Dottore that one can find wandering about sometimes (correction: that has somehow escaped from the watchful gaze of his parents.) Any agent that encounters this little guy always pauses in shock for a good few moments, watching the little blue-haired boy smile a smile as blinding as the sun, before whipping out the Fatui's Handbook to learn how to proceed with this matter. Needless to say, it is imperative for one to know how to deal with this situation - this is the Lord Harbinger, the Doctor, Il Dottore's child after all.
The child having Dottore's looks and your personality is the best combination you could ask for. Uncle Pantalone and Auntie Columbina have so, so much fun with your son, telling him the most ridiculous stories about his father, which your son repeats to Dottore, making the scientist want to end his two co-workers immediately. You do nothing to stop the show. Of course, you only make it worse. Needless to say, Dottore is absolutely tired of you two, but he loves you both so there's nothing he can really do other than scold you and then dispel his son's questions.
Dottore would keep the matter as private as possible, but that's kind of impossible considering how curious his kid grows to be (snuck out multiple times, landed in the House of the Hearth once, walked into one of the Captain's training sessions - he has a knack for riling things up, much like how you did a long time ago.) Despite the majority of people having... certain feelings toward the Doctor, well, at the very least they had to congratulate you. (Why would you ever raise a kid with him?) (Childe giving you the best advice ever about dealing with kids while Dottore stares daggers at him because you kicked him out...)
(I love Dadttore sm...)
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moonsaver · 7 months
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Hi! It’s @pix3lplays! (On anon because I have another account and I can’t switch which account I’m asking from haha)
I wanted to say thanks for being so nice when I responded to your comment on one of my posts~I really appreciated what you said hehe, definitely made me feel bit more confident and inspired me to keep writing :)
So I thought I’d throw an ask out since requests are open~
If you’re not interested no problem but I’ve thought about it a little and I thought maybe you’d have some thoughts.
Yandere!Sunday when his darling somehow gets seriously hurt, how do you think he’d feel, what would he do?
Personally I think he’s a complete control freak already when it comes to reader, so it just gets WORSE…ANYWAYS I wanna hear YOUR thoughts if you’re interested in the prompt hehe~ also if you’ve already talked about this oops I must’ve missed it, sorry in advance-
But yeah thanks so much, it was really cool to talk to you, take care of yourself, please!!
Hello Pixel! Thank you for sending in this ask, you're very sweet haha <3 i like your writing and im glad i helped you become more confident in it. Also,same issue here, i cant send asks from this account specifically, so i use anon or just use my personal blog to send asks.
Anyways, onto the request,
Ooh, my Yan!Sunday brain is ticking.. he really is an absolute control freak, and is a bit of a mess when he sees you seriously injured. A miscalculation, ignorance, negligence, or perhaps just.. an oversight from his part? Whatever the reason is, he's in high-drive now, and absolutely stressed about it. He only has a worried and distant look on his face, and at this stage he's prone to easily snapping at anyone, but his mind would be on a completely different level of stress. How dare they? How dare anyone lay a filthy inch of a finger on you? To stain you with their sins, and to breach your skin in such a grotesque manner.. he's absolutely enraged.
He insists on tending to you himself personally, unless it's so serious paramedics have to be involved. Stays by your side until he cant, sitting on the egde of the bed, body turned halfway to face you, fingers ghosting the edge of your face with tenderness.
However, this tenderness is only limited to your recovery period.
After you wake up or recover a bit, practically any freedom you would have had is gone. Completely.
Scolds you, borderline yells at you, holds you still with a deathly tight grip on your arms, forcing you to look into his eyes. This happened because you left. This happened because you were out of his watch. This all happened because of your freedom. Don't you dare even bother mentioning going out anywhere. You will be surveillanced almost all the time. He spends a suffocating amount of time next to you, harshly spitting back whenever you try to protest or reason with him. His words aren't gentle at all, and you're getting on his nerves. Perhaps he should just look over you himself, force you into a borderline coma in the dream fluid, and deal swiftly with the perpetrators.
Robin catches wind of this at some point.. she tells you that he's just worried, and there's a lot of people that don't quite hold The Family in high regards. Just.. its okay. Let him do this.
Let him pick out your clothes, brush your hair, check your healing wounds, gently ebb the water over them as you bathe, and kiss the skin of your shoulder when both of you stay silent after another argument.
If you still continue arguing.. he doesn't have a choice. He slumps a bit, a hand coming up to massage his temple as he sighs, and tells you in a softer voice that he's terrified. The worst thing that could happen did happen. He almost lost you. Can't you just go with it and let him be assured? You're dragging it out much more than it needs to be. He's spent many sleepless nights, ideas of dreamscapes turning into nightmares as the image of your hurt face flashes in his mind. Just cooperate, for Aeons' sake.
And no one speaks after that. He emotionally blackmails and manipulates you as a sort of final resort. Surely, you'd understand. It's not like it's far from the truth anyway. He is scared. But more than that, he's enraged this happened in the first place.
Adding on more to it,
Once things calm down.. in a twisted sort of way, he realizes just how perfectly he can get you under his complete control from these events. He may even not so subtly orchestrate similar events to scare you, to keep you in check, forcing you to rely on him completely, as he swoops in at the right time, acting as some kind of a "savior". Its a sick mindset, and he's not ashamed of it. Oh dear, you were just so pleasantly compliant after that event. And it just solidifies his statement that you shouldn't be going outside anymore, or be constantly accompanied by the Bloodhound Family guards, after only a few incidents of various threat levels.
In the end, it's a cycle that repeats up until you finally give in and let him take any and all freedom you have. He sets down your hairbrush with a gentle 'clack', kisses the crown of your head, and tells you it's alright. He will take such good care of you. Just listen to him. Listen to his every word. He has your best intentions in mind. Don't think about anything, anyone. You're a smart girl, surely you understand?
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hanjisungslag · 2 months
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haiii >_< what type of fantasy characters/stererotypes would aot characters be?
- any characters you want but def reiner pls^ ty baby
🧝‍♀️ aot characters & fantasy
characters included: eren, armin, mikasa, sasha, connie, jean, annie, reiner, bertolt, levi, erwin & hange!!
notes: this was so fun to do omg
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✧ eren jaeger - hero gone villain
okay i know this is a bit basic to do… but c’mon!! he’s literally the epitome of ‘i’ve become what i sought out to destroy’ and i just can’t think of him as anything else. he fits the stereotype too well😭.
✧ armin arlert - mage
he is soooo side kick mage, no? tell me you can’t imagine armin (specifically with the mushroom hair) wearing a wizard gown, hat and holding a magical old stick. he doesn’t like to leave his tower often but is usually forced to when something goes amiss - i can imagine him sighing deeply while reluctantly grabbing his magical old stick.
✧ mikasa ackerman - sidekick
bad ass sidekick who lives in the woods & is probably on the run. i’m thinking… arcana muriel vibes for this but less stoic and quiet (and less cursed) but, she definitely learnt to fight in the woods when she was 3 OR taken in by an old, rugged guy whose family died tragically. either way, everyone’s terrified of her but she steals bread for orphans or some heroic shit like that.
✧ jean kirsten - prince
himbo prince😭 i mean this in the BEST way possibly mkay! he’s not really a himbo however… he just gives prince who accidentally got entangled in a weird adventure and he doesn’t know how to live without servants. he’s be like “erm, i am not crossing that muddy river.” BUT THE CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT WOULD BE INSANE by the end, he’d like finally understand how bad the government is or how poor the townspeople are and give them money.
✧ connie springer - the fool
sigh… the fool, the court jester, etc etc. he would be himbo prince jean’s court jester 100% and they’re like actually pretty good friends, they’ve known each other since they were kids. he also gets dragged along with jean on a weird adventure and he would be the comedic relief. (also a shoulder for jean to cry on when he gets mud on his fancy royal shoes).
✧ sasha braus - henchman
hunter/henchman hellooo…? literally expert at using a bow and arrow? grew up in the woods?? she would EAT so hard being a henchman and to make it even better, when someone hires her they don’t know she’s a girl and whenever someone finds out, they’ll be so shocked!! feminism!
✧ reiner braun - the beast
dare i say… some sort of big beast? like a big, fluffy beast but make it sexy, beauty and the beast vibes perhaps. imagine fighting this big and surprisingly attractive who lives under a bridge. IM SORRY THAT WOULD BE SO FUN… i’m thinking like diane from sds vibes too!!
✧ bertolt hoover - squire
young, little boy training to be a knight aka a squire. tell me you cant see this little cutie patootie dressed to the nines in armour, learning how to swing a sword?! maybe him and annie trained together or dare i say, he looks up to her.
✧ annie leonhart - knight
sworn shield to a princess that she falls in love with. imma need someone to write a fanfic about this RIGHT NOW!! we all know annie knows how to whop some ass so, of course she was chosen by the king and queen to protect their precious daughter but what happens when… she falls in love! GAH!! of course, she could never speak of her feelings - maybe one day.
✧ levi ackerman - assassin
leader of some sort of renegade, like a special group of assassins. no matter what universe this man is in, his crown will never fall! his title carries on throughout all possible realties m’kay. same backstory though 100%, raised in the poor ditches but learnt how to fight and now he’s a leader of a renegade! you have to pay big buck to get levi to assassinate someone, he’s the best of the best after all.
✧ erwin smith - commander
i’m sorry to be basic and boring but a commander of an army. HE HAS TO BEEE 😭it’s too perfect, i’m sorry. except imagine the army is all medieval and dripped out in chainmail!
✧ hange zoë - pirate
a pirate. LIKE CMONNN especially s4 hange with the eye patch?! i can totally imagine hange running a ship and sailing the seven seas. they’re literally a commander too? it was written in the stars, they’re perfect for the role! i can totally see them playing devious pranks and tricks on other pirates trying to secure the same treasure.
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astr0exe · 6 months
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✬ safe [ Simon Riley X transmasc reader ] ✬
CW / TW : tm!reader, dysphoria, pure fluff, slight angst(?) 629 words, this feels rlly long sorry:(
THIS IS MY FIRST TIME WRITING HURT/COMFORT!1!
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here I was, stood in front of my god forsaken mirror, my eyes glazed over with tears as I run your hands down my binded chest, the tears fall and I cant stop them. The binder isn’t doing its job.. its not working.. I still arent flat! Im not.. I look like a girl..
I’m so involved glaring at my reflection I don’t even notice when he walks in, my fiancé who also happens to be my superior, my Ghost.. My Simon, who’s been there for me. Always.
Even though I don’t notice him he instantly notices me, notices my tears, my hateful scowl. He knows what its like to not look how you wish you could, despite his scars showing his story, he will always be embarrassed by them.
I jump, a quiet yelp emitting from my throat. I gaze at him through the mirror not having the heart to turn around and face him, just letting his hands slip around my waist his calloused fingers dancing over my stomach, my head leans back against his shoulder our cheeks grazing softly, my tears ruining down my face as we just stand there, for what feels like hours, as I cry softly.
His words cut through my pounding heart and rapid breathing “hey lovie.. hey handsome.. you’re so strong.. so amazing.. My boy.. My fiancé…” he moves us to our bed as I try to stop my crying, but his words hit me more than I would like to admit, his words being exactly what I’ve needed to hear all day or honestly, longer than that.
As we lay facing each other, my hands clutching his shirt tightly like a terrified child needing comfort, because in this moment thats exactly what I need, comfort and Simon knows this perfectly, he always knows exactly what I need. I mumble a quiet an almost inaudible apology, my words dripping with emotion, feeling pathetic in the situation.
His eyes widen and his mouth opens.. then closes.. then opens again, and I wince, thinking I have done something wrong, I bury my face into his chest slightly ready for him to shout at me for saying sorry, even though I know he would never. He slowly and softly tilts my head up, so our eyes can meet and he can wipe away the residue of tears “Sweetheart.. look at me.. there we go.. good boy.” He sighs before speaking again.
“You.. are strong. You are more than capable.. You are handsome and pretty and amazing and so bloody intelligent.. But you should know… you are allowed to be vulnerable and have these feelings. I will always be here to support you, to keep you grounded and as happy as possible.” His words make me almost tear up again, my eyes glazing over with salty tears as I try to move even closer to Simon, his hand that has remained on my cheek softly thumbs away my tears again.. and again.. and again before they finally stopped falling.
My hands move to play with Simons dirty blonde hair, his ocean blue eyes staring into my own softly, showing his affections without the words. My eyes flutter shut as i murmur a quiet “i love you” towards Simon, the wave of exhaustion that hit me was obvious to Simon, who chuckled softly moving my hair away from my forehead so he can kiss it. His lips are slightly chapped against my skin, I can feel my eyes get heavy as I finally relax, ignoring all the horrible thoughts that plagued my mind before Simon silenced them. I fall asleep in my lovers arms, knowing I’m not only safe but also cared for, I know.. That I’m loved and I’m wanted.. My Simon Riley.. my protector
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saltpepperbeard · 10 months
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I cant stop thinking about the end of episode 6, specifically the Stede and Ed of it all.
Just the look on Stede's face when he pulls Ed in kills me. I need to know everything in there, in words.
Also, what do you think wouldve happened if instinct hadnt taken over? Would they have actually talked it through (as a crew?) Or would Stede have just brushed over it again and Ed accept it?. This is pretty much the only time he tries to actually help stede like this.
Also, because im rambling, why doesnt Ed defend Stede properly when people insult him? does he think it just doesnt affect him or something?
Pardon the tardy answer on this one, anon! I was in the void, only to get decked upside the head by Leslie Jones once I crawled out of said void lol. BUT OKAY OKAY-
*rubs hands together like a fly*
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This face absolutely kills me too. And I feel like it says so much without saying a word at all. I feel like it says, "I'm so happy and relieved to see you right now because the true torture of the night was seeing you get threatened." And, "I love you so much for checking up on me, but I don't have it in me to use words right now, and can't really express what I'm feeling any other way than through actions." And, "I'm so terrified after what just happened, but having you here is such a grounding force."
Like just...the glassy sheen to his eyes but the relief to his overall visage...Mr. Darby I'm billing you for damages <3 sdjksldls. I think he was just so so happy to see Ed in that moment, and so relieved to have him after nearly losing him again.
And as far as talking things through goes...I honestly feel like Stede still would have stayed clammed up. I have a feeling it would have been like how it was when he initially opened the door, ie Ed doing the talking/leading the conversation while Stede stays quiet. Maybe Ed sharing such deep feelings and vulnerability would have eventually pried his shell open and gotten him to express a few fears? But idk, because at the same time, Stede witnessed Ed's bathtub moment, and it didn't really shake any of his own personal walls.
I just think he has such a complicated thing going with his own self-image, masculinity, and trauma, that it would have been very very difficult for him to openly admit to pain/terror/etc etc—especially weakness. Especially the thing that earned him vitriol and stones and death threats. And especially not to the man he respects and looks up to so much.
And SPEAKING of which, in regard to your last question, I think Ed doesn't step in to defend him for two reasons. One, he's the protector against physical abuse, whereas Stede is the protector against verbal abuse. This lovely post here [x] explains it beautifully; "they're both protecting each other from the dangers they know." Ed acts very quickly if some sort of physical harm threatens Stede, whereas Stede acts very quickly if some sort of vitriol threatens Ed. Neither of them want the other to experience the pain they're so acclimated to, and subsequently are each other's defender from such.
And two, sort of along those lines, I don't think he recognizes the hurt that can come from it, just as Stede maybe doesn't recognize the hurt that can come from all the violence. Maybe he doesn't realize how deeply it has cut Stede, just as Stede doesn't really recognize how deeply violence has cut Ed. I don't know how to word this properly lol but like...they view what hurts the other as almost a non-issue.
You can see their varying reactions and differences a few times in episode 6 actually. When Ned is physically torturing them, Stede doesn't really react when Ed is burned, but Ed reacts strongly when Stede is burned. And when Ned is flinging vitriol about prior to the violence, Ed doesn't really react to it, but Stede scowls and fights against his restraints.
And then when they're on deck, Stede doesn't think to take cover when the attack is starting, but Ed immediately flings himself in front of him. And when Ned is trying to goad Ed into getting upset, Ed doesn't take the bait whatsoever, whereas Stede steps up and gets upset on his behalf.
Not to mention also, Stede being like "Haha escaping violence? Not bloody likely" the morning after. I know that's episode 7 lol, but my pOINT STILL STANDS. They both expect those things respectively—Ed expects insulting talk from other pirates, and Stede expects violence in their line of work, but they're actually rife with trauma for the two of them.
TLDR, they balance each other and ground each other so well, but imagine how much more they would if they shared all these deeper thoughts. I'm still holding out hope that Stede will have his bathtub moment in season 3, or even just show a lick of vulnerability around Ed. Maybe the domesticity/concept of marriage will scare him enough into opening up a bit more/talking things through, or even just settling into a more mature relationship with Ed will give him the grounds to do so.
REGARDLESS, they are just a broth that's....*Roach voice* beautiful, complicated, balanced...
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red-elric · 1 year
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im having revolutionary breakthroughs in my understanding of bro...... the original Guy really is just like dirk but he grew up with lord english's influence to a point where its almost like he's a sprite prototyped with dirk and caliborn. his actions are the overlap of where their motivations meet its like..... TRAIN DAVE IN SWORD FIGHTING (dirk wants dave to be strong enough to survive the game) (caliborn wants to beat the shit out of dave bc he knows dave will be his killer, and also as a time player is fulfilling his role in who dave must become). there are ways dirk would have tried to train dave on his own (and LIMITS he would have set i really truly believe that) but the beatdowns is the only way that can be reconciled with caliborns motivations. the obsession with masculinity and homosexuality is an overlap but the feelings behind it are different (dirk feeling like he has to conform to masculine ideals and yet being attracted by homosexuality bc hes gay) (caliborn glorifying the masculine ideal without critique and shunning homosexuality while simultaneously having a perverse interest in it). two such contradictory motivations expressed by the same body; mixed messaging that probably wasnt all that clear and goodhearted even when it was from dirk himself means a really rough understanding of whats expected from him for dave! and like i think dirk has some control over 'bro' but its not by any means full control and he KNOWS that. i think hes scared of himself and what he might do and he THINKS the puppet is probably involved but hes not sure and thatd be crazy, right? thatd be crazy. and sometimes when he speaks the things he says arent his own words so he tries his best not to speak at all and thats TERRIFYING for dave. and also cal is his best friend, his only friend, the one who was THERE for him when he grew up all alone, the only one he can rely on and isnt dirk a monster for even CONSIDERING throwing him away? and cal has been an influence on dirks mind for so long that hes just. broken. he cant function properly without the puppet and does he even want to? and sometimes its just easier to give in and let whatever cal wants happen.
one of the two of them is the puppet, and they both know which one it is, and dirk doesnt want to find out what happens to him when his strings are cut.
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fluidthoughts · 2 years
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König general/random headcanons
This is my first time literally ever doing this, so if it sucks I'm really sorry. This also took me freaking forever to put together cause my brains a mess, and even now I'm feeling like it isn't finished, even though it'd already SO LONG IM SORRY LOL. But it'll do for now. I'm also thinking about making a separate post for relationship and NSFW headcanons soon. I just uh. Haven't begun to really jot those thoughts down yet, eheh.
- despite his incredibly large size, if he doesn't want to be seen or noticed, he won't be. A good part of it due to his anxiety that brings a strong desire to avoid being the center of attention. Soft silent footsteps, slinking himself right into the most unnoticed parts of a place, encompassed in the shadows until by some chance, you catch a glimmer of those intense, unwavering, piercing eyes.
- those damn eyes, always scanning, observing, calculating. Staring right through your very soul. It'd be absolutely frightening if it weren't for his inability to not fidget slightly as he stared.
- not a man of many words either. Mostly made up of silent nods and gestures. Chit chat doesn't come easily to someone like him, so when he does speak, he speaks honest and direct. At times taken by others as too blunt or abrasive, contrary to his intentions.
- and of course once he's set loose on the battlefield, that quiet unnerving focus he exudes changes into something entirely different. Something *terrifying*. The embodiment of primal power, pure adrenaline, and even what may be a grotesque sense of humor and pleasure as he tears his way through the enemy
- part of it could be due to this sense of despair in his fellow man, maybe even humankind he feels. He knows too well of the evils that exist in this world, (and maybe the next he fears, for he is just as washed in blood)
- he admires his team a lot though, for their lack of judgement with him, and how they all work together so well, makes him appreciate their dynamics such as he appreciates pack animals in the wild.
- he deeply adores and respects nature and animals. And being the giant muscled athlete he is, lots of outdoor activities are very much to his liking. Hiking, rafting, climbing, etc. When in nature, he feels envy for the innocence and beauty he sees around him. As well as feeling a sense of relatability to the primal instincts and violence and death.
- because of the bullying he endured throughout his life, and because of his size, he would get into fights. A lot. To this day, it still happens actually. Usually ending up in bar fights. As much as he tries to keep himself from it, the habit is there, and he's never one to let rowdy douches in the bars get away with their nasty jabs and comments. He's also been known to get into some of these fights defending someone else. Can't stand to see bullying happen in front of him. But there's also this part of him that thinks he still goes out and gets into these fights because maybe deep down he enjoys it.
- can play the mouth harp. No I will not elaborate. Other than his deep love for music and desire to play instruments, but he always had a hard time being able to focus his hands. Often thought to himself his hands were only good for killing. Turns out he had a knack for the mouth harp though.
- I wouldn't go as far to say he's a religious or overly spiritual man, but he's very enthralled by things like old folklore, tales and stories of things in the wilderness that are best left unknown to man. Hes definitely experienced some things himself that he cant quite explain. One could say it's the cause of his respect and carefulness for the wild parts of the world around him. One could also say its just superstition. He's also very into learning about and hearing stories about such legends of other places, the countries his teammates are from, locals when he's traveling in an unfamiliar place, etc.
- if he is comfortable enough, like he is with his team, he's witty and snarky as fuck. He loves to banter and tell dry jokes and just being a little menace overall. Especially if he's enjoying some drinks and feeling loosened up.
- he has a soft side, and deep down is even a hopeless romantic, but even in his own mind, he's more monster than man. His gentleness is buried deep, except for his interactions with animals. He has always wanted a pet of his own, but knows with his way of life, it wouldn't be for the best. And something like a relationship, he doesn't even get any hopes up for.
- is also a bit of a pyromaniac.
- also a very prideful man. Which makes him competitive, and all the more reluctant to really open himself up. He hates feeling like anyone might be pitying him, and is forever in a mindset of proving himself, pushing himself, and becoming more and more stoic. The type to be most adamant about refusing help from someone.
- he's got an insanely quick wit, but also just incredibly smart and able to learn and pick up on things almost immediately. He's especially handy with things that are of the "take apart and put back together" variety. Hence why he was always fond of firearms.
- he knows women notice him, he notices them too. He knows he's attractive as well. But ever since a cruel joke played on him in his teen years, he finds it all the more difficult to trust women in any sort of romantic or intimate way. "Brawls with other men at least bring total honesty with them" he thinks. And all the better to keep him less distracted from work anyways, right?
- Roze basically forced him (and the whole squad) to learn how to braid to help her and Calisto before missions. König's actually pretty good at it too for it being a hand based task.
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yesterdaysnewts · 10 months
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so i just finished the first season of house md and let me say
your attachment to wilson is understandable, that man has the biggest brownest eyes ive ever seen
house on the other hand has the scariest blue eyes known to man pls buy her brown contact lenses
i actually like cameron x house i would potentially like to see more of that she is a very nice contrast to house and i rlly want to see that dynamic explored even though the season 1 finale did make it pretty clear that hes still in love with stacey
speaking of which im looking forward to seeing how her presence in the hospital shakes things up
im very glad they got rid of vogler or whatever his name was i had vivid hallucinations of punching him in the face repeatedly everytime he was on screen
i want to find out what the deal with foreman is. he has matching shows with house. he hates homeless people. he committed a crime at 16. he broke into a patients house to figure out how to comfort her while she died. literally who is this man i need to knowwwww
that brings me to chase. i cant figure him out either, first hes a brown nose to house, then hes snitching on him every chance he gets, he doesnt need to money but he wants his job, he is somehow to coolest person in this show and the lamest, he wears a leather jecket and looks like he belongs in a pantene commerical. hes my favourite
also i want it to be actually brought up that house plays piano? like in the first season there are 4 seperate times he plays piano (tho he only mimes playing it one time so technically only three)
GOD this show i cant believe i didnt watch it sooner
wilson really does have the most wettest biggest brownest eyes i have ever seen and it makes him so scrunkly i need to put him in a bag and bash that bag into a brick wall
and yea houses eyes are fucking terrifying and the worse thing is that someone on a discord server once edited him to have brown eyes and somehow it was scarier
also you are like the first person ive seen express a like for cameron x house so honestly god speed for that but you do bring up some banging fucking points
live laugh love stacey that is really all i have to say to that her and house have such a good juicy relationship
fun fact vogler only exists because fox wanted someone to like oppose house and that so the writers threw him in and in process made chase a dickhead (still bbg tho)
also FOREMAN, god i love him so much like mans presents himself as like 'oh smart doctor, id want this man to be my doctor' but then as the show progresses you just end up looking at him like 'what happened here'. in s3 you do properly start to see how he parallels house and it is scrumptious top tier telly and, like chase, he is a fucking dickhead. and the car thing as well cos like he goes on about how he pulled himself out of that but then you watch and he clings to normalcy and making something of himself its brilliant
and the shit himself chase. i find it so fucking funny how his first name is robert like he does not fucking look like a robert. and his relationship with house like fucking hell, you can tell chase is desperately trying to separate himself from his actual dad and by doing that he clung onto his work and especially house in an attempt to do that.
also 'he wears a leather jacket and looks like he belongs in a pantene commercial. he is my favourite' speaks for itself cause yeag.
unfortunately i don't actually think its bought up that house can play piano later on but you do get to see him play other instruments which is fun cause hugh laurie is a really good musician and im so happy they gave house interests outside of just medicine
happy watching the show is gonna make you go just a bit insane
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cupiidzbow · 9 months
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Freddie tell us more abt ur daughter whats she like can we see her 🎤
WHEEEE OK …. I’m a lil shy so um frednook fankid info under the cut 💔💔💔💔💔
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ummm baby. her name is tanya i don’t remember exactly she was born in the tl in my head but . she was a infant during new leaf and 6(?) around new horizons ( i know thats not exactly right with how time works but whatever 💔) she’s a bit of a carbon copy of tom but she has a few of my features ( nose, hair type ) she has a bit of a mean mug and a thousand yard stare but don’t worry she’s just like that . that’s just how she is 😭
She loves bugs and sea creatures and she loves catching them and going to the museum. type of lil girl to keep frogs in her pocket and tell you to open ur hand and she’ll put a cool rock in it . i loved the idea that t.immy and t.ommy were really into bugs esp tarantulas so they love helping her catch stuff and teaching them all the things they learned from b.lathers. speaking of b.lathers im kinda in the same boat as him bc I’m insanely freaked out by bugs and crabs but I always want to listen to they have to say!! i am just fighting to stay conscious when they put a spider in my hand 😭😭
tom doesn’t mind bugs he’s handled them before they don’t scare him but he knows im terrified of them . he had to pull the kids aside and a couple times and he like “don’t scare your father too bad with the little creatures you get, don’t want him to pass out, hm?” 😭😭
OH AND SHE ADORES FLICK AND ISABELLE . she thinks flick is cool as hell they have cool hair AND they like bugs ???? omg and flick appreciates her love of lil creatures she brings them bugs and they do little doodles to give to her to hang in her room. and isabelle fawns over her so much she just thinks she’s the cutest thing, she keeps an eye on her if Tom and me are a lil busy and cant watch her literally bless her heart 💔💔
OH ALSO this is really silly but Gulliver is terrified of her, i think she woke him up when he washed up on shore and scared him so bad that he gets the heebie jeebies from her 😭😭
ANYWAYS SORRY FOR THE RAMBLING i appreciate ur interest thank u sm for letting me talk abt my baby 🥹🥹🥹🥹🫶🏽💕💕💕💕 here are some extra doodles 👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽
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I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE!!! STU MACHER LOVES BIG TITTIES N THE ITTY BITTY TITTY COMMITTEE
go bra shopping with him?? HES SO ROCKED 😭 same with nudes, you sent him a soapy tit pic once and he has it saved in his camera roll (not even hidden, he’s freak nasty like that !!)
bet you a dollar hes a titty sucker and (more than worse) has fucked your tits,,, also a very firm believer he gets off to the thought of carving his initials justttt above your aerola or your sternum.
speaking of which if you get a piercing anywhere NEAR your boobs once its healed the first think hes doing it licking its the metal and imagining its your blood IM A WHORE IM SORRYYYYYYYY but i mean its stu hes weird and hes silly so why wouldn’t he :3
if youre riding him and he’s seeing your titties bounce hes fucking into you 5x harder than the average man having sex should be doing so :P not so much that its inhumane, but his pace is one you cant keep up with and switches to a missionary to hit it deep 😻
“fuck mee, look at those tits, i’m gonna ruin them one day.” and you think nothing of it because your mind is dazed but little do you know he has the intention of ruining those pretty tits of yours while he’s ghostface :33
also the first hc i read of stu from you was the one of him fucking the reader and saying she’d like him as ghostface, very droolable 😛
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okay finally i can respond.
stu macher does love tits and i may be biased because i ❤️ itty bitty titties but he’s got a lean towards small boobs it’s just a thing for him
“you sent him a soapy tit pic once and he has it saved in his camera roll (not even hidden, he’s freak nasty like that !!)” he’s so real i still think about this soapy tit my friend showed me like 2 years ago. it’s not rlly that he’s freak nasty he just…. doesn’t care. the little signals in his brain that tell him pics like that should be hidden just….. don’t fire. they don’t exist. fucking freak.
“bet you a dollar hes a titty sucker” “also a very firm believer he gets off to the thought of carving his initials justttt above your aerola or your sternum.” uh huh he’s sucking tits. fits your whole tit in his mouth, or tries to. his eyes turn more black than blue and he’s just lost in it. he’s lewd about it. flicking his tongue over your nipple with his mouth open. + he knows you’re never gonna let him carve it but he does not care! he’s jerking off thinking about the initial carving, and jerking off thinking about fucking you and seeing the puffed up skin of a fresh scar.
“and you think nothing of it because your mind is dazed but little do you know he has the intention of ruining those pretty tits of yours while he’s ghostface :33” uh huh he’s got a little fantasy of fucking you while he’s ghostface. he gets off on fear and terror and imagining you absolutely terrified while he fucks you makes his head spin even as you’re bouncing on his dick. he wants you to know that it’s him in the costume though. he wants you to know it’s him you’re terrified of.
oh yeahhh that’s a good one i rlly liked that drabble.
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avatarkurukdefender · 4 months
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Adhd is still adhding so lets talk about A Literal Team Avatar instead of writing it :3
Aang is NOT gonna have a good time. In fact to quote Sans he's in for a BAD TIME
So you know in the Yangchen books how her past lives would frequently possess her body at the absolute WORST TIMES for example, the past life that had really really really bad claustrophobia possessing her when she was in a tight claustrophobic space and making her freak out? Yeah that. You know how none of the avatars after Yangchen never seemed to deal with this? Well I headcanon that the reason why was because Yangchen actively BLOCKED the previous incarnations for pulling that same awful shit with every avatar after her.
So what do you think is gonna happen when Yangchen has been removed from the avatar cycle (and teenified) and is no longer to keep the others from fighting over Aang like a chew toy?
:3
Lets see how badly this can fuck with the poor twelve year old boy
(aka a bunch of random headcanons I came up with for the avatars we only have names and even a few of the nameless ones)
Szeto first of all had BAD sleep paralysis. Like almost every night, hallucination fo something just standing over him (or in some cases full on trying to strangle him) and he cant move or even speak levels of bad. Also had severe hemophobia (fear of blood) and would literally faint at the sight of blood (hehehehe)
Next is Salai who had severe thalassophobia (fear of the ocean/ fear of deep bodies of water) like he would get full on panic attacks every single time he had to cross the ocean. Even worse since I headcanon that he drowned in a a severe storm while sailing on the ocean. And considering the fact that the gaang presumably spends a few weeks on a BOAT on the OCEAN to get from the Northern Water Tribe to General Fong's base...yeah thats gonna be a really bad time for Aang.
Avatar Gun, aka the one that possessed Yangchen to go on a rant about how humanity is selfish and uncaring, how they expect you to pull of a hundred miracles and then get mad you didnt do a hundred and one, yeah...they're gonna be a fun one (also they are nonbinary now because they were never said to be male or female and the wiki used they them pronouns for them so bite me) aside from...that they also absolutely HATED crowds, like avoided them at all costs unless absolutely necessary, otherwise would be sweating and shaking the entire time until they could leave. (Which means Omashu, Ba Sing Se, literally any crowded town or city is gonna be absolute HELL for our favorite little airbender)
Ok now for the ones without names (I have two of those so far)
This armless firebender who someone on tiktok named Avatar Kazza (I dont remember who named her that though)
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Oh boy :3
So you know how General Fong pulled Katara under the ground to trigger the avatar state in Aang? Well the same thing happened to her partner. Only difference is that her partner wasn't pulled back out. Oh no. Her partner was pulled underground and CRUSHED to death. (When Kaaza bent them back out, there was nothing but blood, broken pulverized bones and completely crushed organs...) Yeah its gonna be a lot bloodier than in canon (None of General Fong's soldiers will die Im not gonna traumatize Aang THAT badly, but they will be maimed very badly.)
Next is this pretty avatar
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I think someone on tiktok named her Avatar Imiq but dont quote me on that
She's the avatar that was absolutely terrified of the Spirit World, to the point that it caused Yangchen's sister Jetsun to get kidnapped by spirits when they went there (because you know the spirits get hostile when you're afraid and guess who decided to pop in at the worst moment?) Luckily this one isnt going to cause too much trouble since I dont think Aang actually goes to the spirit in books two and three unless you count Wan Shi Tong's Library (though Aang is not gonna have a good time when Avatar Imiq starts freaking out because of Wan Shi Tong) but I havent rewatched the show in awhile so I could be wrong
Also you know the avatar that had claustrophobia? That was Wan. With the exception of his tree house Wan absolutely hated small tight spaces. And that is something he was going to make everyone's problem (just like how every avatar inherited Wan's iconic crooked avatar smile, every avatar also inherited some claustrophobia, some worse than others. Unfortunately thats now gonna be Aang's problem)
I just keep coming up with these and thinking "What would suck/be the most inconvenient for Aang to have in this moment" and then assigning that to one of the past lives
(Also here's something funny, you know the air nomad avatar behind Kuruk? They actually used him TWICE in the TLOK image of all the past lives. He's also the second one behind Szeto on the left side)
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cwcthzl · 3 months
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hiiii just failed my drivers test for the third time (kill me) so im projecting onto my favs
stan cant drive. like he can. like hes a textbook safe driver ,,but he always feels like he misses something and everyone feels safe w him driving but it stresses him tf out. he is a passenger princess which sucks bc its not as if he feels safe w *eddie*, for example, driving either. but he will get in the car and he will be so careful and then he will accidentally make a stupid mistake and it will put him off for a week. (not projecting at all)
bev also cannot drive. she does not want to learn. someone please drive her around she doesnt even care if they speed. she talks to eddie while hes driving she does not care.
speaking of eddie. the eddie driving hcs have been done to death bc its just so him. eddie is canonically a v good driver we know this he just loves to speed. will go as fast as he possibly can. its scary, for others. he just feels rlly comfortable he puts petal to the metal (>_<)
ben fails his drivers test like four times and all of the losers are astonished. he is a safe driver. he stops at all the stop signs, lets ppl in, etc etc. truthfully he has just had intimidating testers who try to fail him and it freaks him out. (not projecting at all)
AHSJHSDJ BRO. bonus points for you being brave enough to getting into the driver's test i'm fucking terrified of them testers
this is all gold. stan can tell you which page on the textbook has the passage to do parallel parking but the moment he sits on the driver seat he is stressing the fuck out because what if he doesn't remember?????? what if?????? so his mistakes are very important deals to him because he DID forget. how could he
bev just straight up dgaf. so real of her. why should she stress about driver's license when she can have all her friends drive her to anywhere she wants? too much unnecessary work.
eddie being a beast when it comes to driving and traffic is my favorite. he just knows all the short cuts, streets you didn't even know even though you lived in that city entire life, all the places cops wait. everything. stepping on petal and messing with the wheel just comes natural to him, and he loves feeling the wind almost slapping his face when he drives, he loves one uping everyone when it comes to speeding and driving. he gets pulled over nonetheless, sure, but you can never catch him doing a mistake if it's not on purpose
LMFAOOOOO BEN MY BOY. TESTERS ARE SO SCARY PEOPLE I GET HKM
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mirror-is-distured · 1 year
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Aether is terrified of animals
Afraid?
Polyghouls [aether, dew, and rain] also mountian is there sorta
Dew and rain find a possum and aether is scared of it
100% sfw just kinda long
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"dew, what is in your hands" aether asked
"Uhhh... nothing" dew said, turning his back to him.
Dew and rain had walked into the common room earlier, cooing over something he was holding and now they wouldn't let aether see.
"Thats it. Show me what you have or im taking it away" aether grumbled, rising from the couch and stomping over to the corner where dew and rain were huddled up. Rain whipped his head around and hissed, even though he knew it wouldn't make the taller ghoul back off. Without speaking, aether grabbed dews arms and shoved his hands apart
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT" he screamed. Jumping back
"Possum" dew mumbled
"We found it in the garden. his name is buio and hes our son" rain added, reaching out to pet it's head
"Where the HELL did you get a possum what the fuck" aether growled
"The garden, rain just said that. Dumbass"
"Ok well put it back! That shit probably has rabies!" Aether yelled
Rain pouted at aether before turning back to fawn over the little ball of fluff.
"Nope. Nope nope nope get it OUT" aether said, reaching out to grab the possum
"Run?"
"Run."
Rain and dew took off, speeding out the door and down the hall with aether in toe, screaming about how it could have diseases or what if it bites them.
Both of them ran full speed into mountians room, rain slamming the door behind them and leaving aether outside, still going on and on about how bad if an idea this was.
"What-"
Mountian was cut off by the door smacking against the wall with a loud thud.
"THEY FOUND A FUCKING POSSUM"
"aether wants to take away our kid" rain whined, hiding dew and the baby behind him. "Hes so mean"
"Alright everyone out. Lets go get copia and see what he thinks of this"
"NO! Copia will make us put it back" rain hissed, still glaring at aether
"Good! Its a wild animal!"
"And you're a ghoul! What are you scared?" Dew teased, holding the fuzzy animal out towards aether like it was a sword.
"What?! No dont be ridiculous, its just a baby, it cant do anything... right?" Aether said, slowly backing away.
"Oooooh the big man is scared of a possum oooo~" dew mocked him, stepping closer.
It really was just a baby, couldn't be more than two weeks old. It's eyes twinkled and it had just the slightest bit of fuzz.
"I- im not scared of some dumb animal!"
Aether tried to sound like he was being genuine, but it sounded like more of a squeal
"Then prove it big man, pet. the. possum." The baby squeeked and wriggled in dews hand.
"I dont have to prove anything to you!"
"You big baby" rain giggled, reaching out to scratch under the animals chin. "Look at how cute it is! Its nothing to be afraid of"
"Im not afraid! Im very tough."
Aether said, taking another step back so that he was pressed against the wall.
"Yeah, if tough is being terrified of this" dew laughed, stepping forward to emphasize his words.
Aether yelped, looking the possum dead in the eyes. "Fine! Ill touch it if you shut up"
"Do it do it do it!" rain chanted over dews shoulder. With one trembling hand aether reached out, gently placing his hand onto the creatures head.
"Oh" he said, softly rustling it's fur. The possum purred, nuzzling itself further into his hand. "I- i guess its kind of cute.." he said.
"See? Its ok big guy" rain cooed "do you want to hold it?"
"No. Petting it is enough thanks..." aether said, drawing his hand back.
"Wait, were you actually scared?" Rain asked. Aether nodded, looking down. He almost seemed... ashamed?
"Oh honey, im sorry..." rain said, stepping forward and grabbing his face. "I didnt.. we didnt realize that"
"Yeah, im really sorry aeth" dew mumbled.
"Hey can yall lovebirds leave please, this is my room ya'know." Mountian grumbled.
"Oh shit sorry mount, we'll go" rain said, gathering up the others and shooing them out the door.
Walking back to the common room, rain grabbed aether's hand, gently interlocking their fingers.
"Im really sorry sweetheart, i didnt know.." he whispered
"Its... its fine" aether mumbled
"No its not" dew said, rounding the corner into the common room "I think theres a box in here somewhere, we can put it in there for now."
Rain grabbed a cardboard box and some blankets, trying to make a comfortable nest for the baby "there we go, put him in here" he said, holding the box out to dew, who put down the possum, who nuzzled into the soft plush almost immediately.
"There we go, its gone now big guy." Rain purred, putting the box onto the coffee table.
"Thank you.." aether mumbled, still stating at the floor.
"Come on baby, do you want to cuddle?" Dew cooed, slouching down into the couch.
Aether nodded grabbing rains hand and pulling him down onto the couch.
"Can we still keep it? I promise we wont even make you look at it if you dont want to." Rain asked, settling down into aethers lap.
"I think that would be ok.." he mumbled, resting his head on dews chest.
"Alright baby boy, just let us know if we ever do anything that makes uncomfortable" dew purred, playing with aethers hair. Aether nodded, yawning into dews shirt.
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lokorum · 2 years
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ahhhh i wanted to share them for so long! but im so chaotic i cant even choose names for my oc that gonna stick for more than a week dfgjfdsgd ahhh but thanks to your super cute and heartwarming words i feel like you know, its not important if they half-baked - i can show them and talk about them a bit anyway! so yeah, some of my other tes oc! and nae!! wtih bad looking face injury!! because ofc!! let pretend he just fell on his way here okay my boi is a bit clumsy like that ;dlfkg;lfkg
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so! the twins and satha! when i woke up a week ago they were refugees from morrowind, and yesterday? when looking at them? i was like ''hmmm looking pretty maormer for me ha……………..". so maormers they are………
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nae spends a bit of time with this little family, after satha finds him wounded in the forest and decides to help, (later she teaches him basics of taking care of himself and other important stuff because a small reminder- nae has quickly progressing alzheimer).
but couple of years after that nae indirectly causes satha's death, shino's abduction and also sponsors isa's nightmares for the rest of her life while she witnessing all this shit, too young and terrified to do something.
nae tries not to panic and undone the whole situation but learns that wow death is death you cant do anything about it even if your magic mouth can speak magic words that make fire out of nowhere, you silly little biscuit, so he panics and flee and starting main quest which is lets be real the punishment in itself.
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shino lives horribly as a servant\toyboy until everyone is dead and he isnt, and ended up in dark brotherhood. later in life he meets nae but because of the alzheimer nae doesnt remember neither shino, nor isa nor satha and its absolutely breaks shino's heart.
and isa has two main roots!
-> she may be ended up as neloth's apprentice; never seeing her twin-brother again, but she'll be safe and happy and really belongs there with this grumpy wizard's ass and his god awful tea
-> or! if she will meet nae again and as we established nothing good happens with anyone who meets nae her burning hatred and pain that she tried to soothe all her life will light up again, worse than ever. in her pursuit of justice she will join the vigilants of stendarr, then go rogue and then joins company of really nice fellows that may or may not include miraak. i 1000% roote for her choosing the first path but also i can wake up tomorrow thinking its a pretty good idea to make her daedric prince of bananas, so i probably? cant be trusted.
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ehhh now when im rereading it i think i should have start with simple stuff like their fave food and colors, the clothes they wear but my brain were like DEATH MURDER SUFFORINGS and now we’re here. thank you for reading this mess! next time i write something about molag’s fave “do that go there what are you talking there’s no such word as vacation in daedric” xivkyn - aut’be and giant pain in everyone's ass and also mannimarco’s beloved punching bag - mazken ayasha! ʿʿ˅⁽ˆ⁰ˆ˺ ⁾˺
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thegeminisage · 5 months
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i guess it star trek update time. last night we watched ds9's "armageddon game" and tng's "sub rosa."
armageddon game (ds9):
this one was so fun and evil. i LOVE when obrien and julian are besties and yes they fought once but they were besties in most of this
NIGHTMARE scenario for keiko. im glad they actually put her in this instead of it happening offscreen but im sad there was no reunion :(
keiko realizing the recording had been tampered with bc of the coffee thing and then finding out that wasnt true is actually lowkey terrifying. they came THIS CLOSE. what a twist ending
quark's toast was like...strangely sweet. good for him.
i cant believe DAX was gonna keep julians journals instead of sending them back to his parents?? i also cant believe julian kept a diary for years and then decided to hand all of his diaries to his crush lol like he is insane
julian foot fetish also. don't think i forgot. i didn't. what a loser <3
these aliens being so committed to peace they'll kill people is actually kind of funny. you missed the point by lightyears
i liked how serious sisko was in this episode. he was wearing his very very very serious face. he was not fucking around. i also liked that he believed keiko INSTANTLY. on tng picard would have offered 1000000 other reasons why keiko was out of her mind bc in fairness she does sound fucking nuts but sisko believed her right away and immediately started an investigation because he trusts his people and also by extension their spouses. ugh i love him SO MUCH sisko for PRESIDENT
sub rosa (tng):
wow. wow wow wow wow wow
where do i even. BEGIN. with sub rosa
so, i knew there was a sex ghost in this episode and i was sort of aware that the sex ghost fucked or wanted to fuck beverly. but i had NO IDEA what i was truly in for
firstly, let's get this out of the way, this is a FAMILY SEX GHOST. "all the howard women have green eyes" "nana was over 100 and had a lover!" can you IMAGINE having like a family vibrator. the same vibrator your grandma used. getting off to her erotic diary entries. getting off, i repeat, to your grandma's stories about your grandma HAVING SEX with the SAME SEX GHOST who is chatting you up. beverly is INSANE
deanna took all this with so much good sportsmanship. first of all, i'm so thrilled that they're the kind of girlfriends who can share their wet dreams with one another in GRAPHIC detail. secondly, her fucking face journeys when beverly was talking about this shit in ten forward I REPEAT IN PUBLIC SHE WAS LIKE YEAH I WAS GETTING OFF TO MY GRANDMA'S DIARY
picard SOOOO put off that beverly would leave his ass to fuck a 30yo with long hair. JUSTICE! who's skipping breakfast now bitch. run around on her one more time i fucjing dare you. you WILL respect the woman you impregnated with the affair baby
speaking of affair babies, when beverly was like yeah all my family members have green eyes except mom and me i was like......is SHE the affair baby? sadly, no. but i know she had one
beverly looked the most beautiful she's ever been by the way. real bodice ripper shit. picard you blew it so bad
speaking of bodice ripper, there is a version of this where it's very serious and an allegory for abuse and the sex was dubiously consensual etc etc etc. this has happened to deanna so many times and it was so icky because it was obviously a male fantasy which objectified her. fortunately i don't think anyone can be expected to take a story seriously when it involves your grandma's sex ghost so i was perfectly happy to have a good time
WHEN THEY EXHUJED THE BODY. BY SIMPLY BEAMING IT OUT OF THE GROUND.
nana who looked not even a little bit dead sitting up in her coffin bc she was possessed and zapping the daylights out of geordi and data. PLEASE.
also, sorry, i nearly forgot, but picard walking in on her while she was quite literally fucking the sex ghost. ohhhh i KNOW he was sick
OH YEAH AND. the gravestones saying vader and mcfly. set designers i love you forever
anyway, hands down the funniest and perhaps my favorite tng episode of all time. that was the first real laugh i've had in almost a week
TONIGHT: ds9's "whispers" and tng's "lower decks."
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