#but ill give him 50

[l4long-winded]

had an idea like…way in the future of this single mom au, where you and lip have a kid along with your first daughter. so when father’s day rolls around, you and your kids go all out. it’s a very sweet day and it lowkey makes lip sentimental but regardless we are here for the porn😋

you ride him nice and slow until neither of you can take it, his big hands helping you bounce on him, and lip’s trying to dominate, praise you, until you start speaking. talking about how handsome he is, how he’s such a good dad and a good husband. you keep going until you mutter ‘wanna feel it, lip, please cum. wanna make you a fuckin’ daddy again’

and it’s the hardest and fastest lip has ever cum, cursing so loud that you worry you’ll wake the kids, hands clutching at your hips to hold you down as he fills you to the brim.

when he finally calms down, he’s chuckling, flipping you over and pining you down. ‘that my father’s day gift? gonna let me cum inside this pretty pussy all i want?’ he looks down, seeing his cum already leaking out of you, smeared on his cock and dripping down the curve of your ass. ‘shit, you’re so fuckin’ good t’me. better brace yourself, i’m not stoppin’ till it takes’ 🌟

whatificriedwhatificriedwhatificried—you're killing me 😭😭

stomach is doing flips right now thinking about having a little family with lip. your kids making him cards full of glitter and glue and cut up paper hearts on father's day ))))): his soft tone, the thank yous, the hugs enveloping both of your children at once. these kids would absolutely be hanging off him whenever possible while he tries to wave off the warm feeling in his chest that spreads down the expanse of his torso. affection. connection. solace.

we are here for the lip tidbits! the love, the angst, the intimacy!!! let me have all of it... and lemme follow that train of thought.

the nice and slow ride... the dips, the pulls, the stutter in lip's hips for more, but you remind him to relax. desperation building alongside something that has consumed him, something he willingly followed without realizing, something bubbling inside him that you've caused for so long and he can't possibly understand how fuzzy it makes him.

he talks through it. babbles because he cannot for the life of him think when your cunt is squeezing him so tightly and you insist on this slow pace driving him insane.

he tells you how good you are for him, how he loves how much you soak him, gets caught up watching you slink down on his cock as he groans and proclaims that you must've been made to take it from him, all his, his favorite girl.

but then you're talking back. making him feel like mush. commenting on how pretty his eyes are, how you love pulling his hair, his tattoo you smother with kisses, how he saved you, your husband who deserves love, the father of your baby, who stepped up when your first daughter didn't have a figure like that in her life. your praises melt him. sear him even.

of course he busts his fucking load when you beg him to give you another child. of course you'll make him a daddy again. of course he'll fuck his cum deeper after seeing the creamy substance dribble down your ass, promising he won't stop until he's positive he's going to get you all round again. of course he takes over and looks forward to the next year for father's day, picturing you with your two angels, and a third he'll be giving you tonight.

[squidcandy]

Old straight couple

[prettyboykatsuki]

doing the math on what it would take to e6 sunday and idk if hes gonna be playable </3

[neonhellscape]

I'm beating that tech priest with a crowbar again

[lunar-fey]

ohhhh my god. okay. so. my aunt does like, she buys random junk in bulk from retail wholesalers and then resells it on like, facebook marketplace and ebay and stuff. whatever. so my mom works for her. makes a flat $50 a day, regardless of the fact that shes disabled and doing hard labor for at least 8 hours a day, often 10+. and min wage here is $10 an hour but mom argued that $50 a day is still more than what she would make working the same hours at an actual job because of taxes...like girl that would be 50% taxes. you do not pay that fucking much. so thats already Bad.

but today mom shows me a video of a knife theyre gonna sell, and i watch 2 seconds and i realize its an automatic knife, and i tell her hey. thats illegal to possess in this state. let alone sell! and mom is like ohhh [aunt] knows what shes doing itll be fine.... we sell knives on there all the time she just doesnt put pictures and calls them something else on the listing to get around fb/ebays policies :)

LIKE. HELLO. THATS NOT BETTER. YOURE COMMITTING MULTIPLE CRIMES. *AS YOUR JOB.* and she was just like "its not a big deal she knows what shes doing." folks, this is the same aunt that, very illegally, paid me to sort through her clients confidential tax documents and bank records and stuff. because she works for a bank. and took the records home to sort them. i dont think she DOES know what shes doing, actually!

[azullumi]

aaaaaa i feel like i dont know what to write now,, i wrote nearly everything i have planned for aventurine

[iiscpr]

more bullshit

[jrueships]

he's my babygirl, my princess, my everything

😧

[3am-cheerios]

it was just a silly idea but it WORKED LMAOOO

[seri-tonin]

Alhaitham's banner starts at ~7pm (est) today and I am SO ready. I have 110 fates and 63 pity. He's coming home whether he likes it or not

[tkbrokkoli]

today I woke up from a cozy nap and I thought abt harry and kim and somehow I felt loved and accepted just by thinking abt them

[abrahamvanhelsings]

acii lorenzo de' medici.... would tbh

[orcelito]

I guess I should start looking into apartments for next year. I don't know where I'm going to be working after I graduate yet, but I'll have a car by then, so it shouldn't matter too much. And I'm hesitant to move when I don't know where I'm going to end up... but I will be honest, I cannot live in this place for another year. They've increased the rent by a literal 50% since I started living here 3 years ago, the air conditioning doesn't work, I have to do laundry by *coin operation*, and worst of all there is no patio or balcony to speak of. I need outdoor seating!!! For my mental health!!!! Adding in the fact that it's far too cramped with all the furniture I got from my dad...

Yeah. Even if I only live there for a year, I Got to move.

Gonna be working on sorting through all the shit in my apartment, especially the boxes from my dad. Once I get a car, I wanna make it my personal project in the next year to cut down on the shit that I own. Go through my old clothes and donate anything that I Never wear and Never would. The goal being that by the time I do move, I want there to not be a fucking boatload of shit to move. There's still all this furniture but like. Eh. Ya kno. Still wanna make it better than it could be.

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[ribbonknot]

guys i just found out that seth meyers is 50.. and jimmy fallon is 49.. and JOHN OLIVER IS 47

[streetkid-named-desire]

That old man deserves a little peace and quiet. Unfortunately he's not going to get that from Rat just by nature of being friends with VG and Bea.