#but if i was him

[eidolons-stuff]

Xavier: "I don't think it's a good idea to crash their date. Especially with Wednesday being there"

Ajax: "I don't care. I need to ask Enid!"

*Ajax takes off & Xavier follows to hopefully prevent a murder*

[knockknockwhosthereartistism]

I was inspired

[scramratz]

[longsightmyth]

People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ

[wormspoodle]

compiled some things

[bauliya]

as a woman with elevated testosterone (pcos) who uses steroids (asthma inhalers) i must say i am feeling very cheated in the athletic prowess department. when is my dangerous masculine olympic level strength and speed supposed to kick in. do i need to go to professor x

[disgruntleddemon]

dead meme format ik, but this is basically what pops into my head whenever i see a dumb take on their dynamic

[magentasnail]

served my duty as an autistic artist and made a bunch of autism creature reaction images

[time-woods]

Accessorize ! Accessorize ! Accessorize !

based off of how my dad got his ears pierced))

[abreathlessplace]

"i wonder if we ever think of each other at the same time."

[thesociallyanxioussociopath]

Something something, living rent free in my mind and such, anyway I love them.

[candycatfalls]

the book of bill is great

[artsymeeshee]

Felt a need to draw hugs (thinking about sea grunks has made me extra emotional :’))

[markwateneymemorialcrater]

Please note. The orange one is not included because A. He isn’t a billionaire. And B. Calling him obnoxious is too kind for him.

[beaft]

my mum forbade me to say anything to my dad about the top surgery thing, and it's just hit me how funny it would be if i got it done and didn't tell him and just waited for him to notice. i mean, what's he gonna say? "didn't you used to have tits?"