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#i don't mean to be dramatic#but i would die for these boys#aziraphale x crowley#crowley x arizaphale#ineffable husbands#good omens 2#good omens#crowley#aziraphale#my gifs
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my grandma sent me a picture of my dog with his new xmas present and i need a fucking inhaler LOOK AT HIM
oh to feel a fraction of the unbridled joy he is experiencing
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Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)
It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.
Bonus:
#My art#One Piece#Nico Robin#Sir Crocodile#Y'all the OP brainrot is BAD#According to an SBS Crocodile would absolutely spoil his child rotten if he had one. *We all know how Robin's childhood went*#Scary mofo who does not know how to parent a child but boy does he have the spirit + Child who has never had proper parent in her life#They'd make. An absolute disaster of a duo. This AU concept is so fucking funny to me okay#But also sad because I would fucking die for baby Robin she deserves the fucking world#This poor girl has never been spoiled in her entire life AND NOW PAPADILE IS HERE TO SPOIL HER#You know it's funny. I know 11 yo Robin should LOOK older than 8 year old Robin. But Crocodile is a fucking giant so she's still baby sized#Also I just had too much fun drawing Robin looking as pathetic as humanly possible lmao#She's a like a wet kitten in the rain 😭
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some gentle dadstarions to make up for the atrocity
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#astarion#tav#tavstarion#dadstarion#i will die on this hill: i think he would be a bad dad in the way that your small child shouldn't have a knife#but that kid would be ADORED#that's his boy
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It’s interesting finally starting a show that’s been cancelled because I often gauge how much I liked it by how pissed off I am that’s it’s been cancelled
In this case it’s dead boy detectives and oh. I am so mad. This show is literally built for longevity. You would never run out of cases for the boys to solve. There is so much lore to pull big bads from. And the characters are so good and they carry the show so well. You had literal gold served to you on a platter and you cancel it???
Anyway. I loved the show very much and I am incredibly bitter. Netflix it is on site
#also Edwin is everything to me and I would die for him#and that cliffhanger with Niko was rude#thank you and goodbye#dead boy detectives
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after jasons death bruce "accidentally" slips harvey a crowbar while hes in arkham and kisses his cheek and says, voice soft and colder than ice, "make him hurt for me honey"
it takes 6 guards to sedate and drag two face off the joker the next time two face sees him and for the rest of their lives as soon as harvey sees the joker he goes after him like a rabid dog.
#harvey voice: you know why im not killing you jokes? cause you can only die once and i want to hurt you so much more than i want to kill you#jason was harveys baby too after all#spent my entire boring work meeting thinking about how robin!jason bruharvey would end in the joker dying no matter what bc of two face#this is all bruciemilfs fault btw. theyve been making me insane about bruharvey#bruce wayne#harvey dent#two face#also bruce doesnt tell harvey to kill or not kill the joker bc he cant request someones death#but he also cant make himself ask for his sons murderer to be spared#i dont think any version of bruce would be comfortable with openly planning someones death let alone actually doing it#but after jasons death he gets so cold and numb to everything that he just turns away from it#he knows hes being too violent.knows hes hurting people too much but the only time hes not remembering how small jasons body was in his arms#is when his blood is roaring in his ears during a fight. maybe if he becomes the worst monster in gothams shadows#no more little boys will go cold and silent. no more fathers will stand in the doorway of rooms that will never be full again
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Ig I should post my art somEWhERE
Enjoy art of my current muse ~ Tomura Shigaraki ~
[Don't ask why]
#shigaraki tomura#digital art#bnha#bnha fanart#bnha shigaraki#mha fanart#mha#fanart#tomura shiragaki#my hero academia#g fuel#gamer boy#league of villains#digital painting#tenko shimura#mha shigaraki#artists on tumblr#muse of the month#my hero art#sorry not sorry i would actually die for this man
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are. are you telling me that if the romanced mage warden dies and alistair is king, he deadass stares greagoir down over her dead body and grants the circle of ferelden its autonomy after ordering it rebuilt somewhere safer. first you have to deliberately leave him behind so he won't die for you and then he does that for you once you're gone, even when you're broken up??? absolute and literal king behaviour of the highest order????? the actions speak louder than words of it all??????? I think I hauve covid
#that's the hottest thing I've ever heard I feel nuts#what an absolute chad alistair continues to be tbh there may be a day when men fail but it will not be when he's here#like I'm very sorry to the blond chantry boy repeat crowd but cullen could & would NEVER!!! they are NOT the same!!!!#dragon age#dragon age origins#alistair theirin#alistair x warden#can u imagine what it must be like to be irving standing there watching this happen. you're free and your kid is dead. congrats#tried to free her from the circle and she's the sacrificial lamb that bought the circle's freedom instead. fuck dude#it does make for a very sad kind of symmetry that every time irving tries to get clever with it he triggers a monkey's paw situation fhdskj#I am replaying the game with my new canon (mistress amell + king alistair to save him from the da:i fade choice lol)#and in doing research I found out about this and had my world rocked. I've never had my warden die before so this is new to me#(my warden isn't dying in this canon to be clear she's going to be the reason no one would dare assassinate king alistair lol#nightmare bae eminance gris behind the throne/loving and supportive partner with a fade connection and a vengeful side#she's going to be like sam vimes tiredly fending off assassins as the watch books go on except she murders a lot more people back)#the way his voice breaks in the version where they were broken up tho... sick and twisted and mean to me specifically
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Charles has always left Edwin little notes slipped between the pages of his favorite books, in his science equipment, places he knows Edwin loves. Just silly things—post its that say “hi Edwin :)”. doodles of Edwin with his nose stuck in a book. reminders to stock up on wolfsbane. but.
Then, post canon, Edwin tentatively starts dating people. And it’s ridiculous, because Edwin’s right there, all the time, but Charles..misses him a bit. And his heads a mess, and he can’t sort out what the hell he’s feeling most of the time, and whenever he tries to say any of it out loud it comes out rubbish.
So. He writes down some of the shit he can’t say right, and because he’s a coward, hides them so he doesn’t have to see Edwin’s face when he reads them.
then Edwin starts writing back.
Neat lilac blue little envelopes appear in Charles coat pockets. In his bag. Once, in his shoe? Some nights, Edwin will clear his throat and mention something from a letter, offhand, like they’re just picking up conversation, and Charles can pretend they are. That they always have talked about the basement, the belt, the nameless fear that chokes him every time Edwin walks out the door with someone else on his arm.
Sometimes he can’t. The words get stuck in his throat. Edwin’s not mad, he’s maddeningly, stubbornly kind about it, which is worse.
Some nights they trade. A secret for a secret. Charles learns about the novels Edwin used to hide under his mattress, about all the lonely years before Charles got there. About Simon.
Meanwhile, Edwin is losing his mind, because Charles has accidentally stumbled onto what was a fucking courting ritual in his time. Love letters were something engaged couples treasured for years, kept and reread over and over. (Edwin does. keep them in a special box, will take one out and trace the words, tuck it in his breast pocket for courage).
Edwin would rather have to reattach a limb again than lose Charles trust, all the dark and beautiful things he shares with Edwin only. He knows—knows Charles doesn’t mean to make him fall more in love with him.
#payneland#dbda#dead boy detectives#charles rowland#edwin payne#mini fic#charles x edwin#chedwin#fic#anyone is welcome to write this!#maybe I will eventually once I crawl victorious from the mountain of my 10+ wips#either way I’m a strong believer in the 2 or more cakes principle#would love different peoples takes on this#UGH BUT JUST IMAGINE… Edwin being scared to date & try new things#reading over and over how Charles is scared too how he’s faking being brave most of the time.#keeping the letter over his heart for courage#(I do think Edwin should date people for a while because like. he’s hot! he never got to be a teenager!#let him kiss cute boys for a bit! realize there’s nothing wrong with him! become more confident! more centered!#maybe it makes Charles a little crazy! proud and possessive and confused horny!)#they have time! :) & sometimes you need to go on your solo journey so u can then become more freakishly codependent with your#work bestie husband ride or die twin flame in the future. yk
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idk about yall but life is good again
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#jjk art#jjk spoilers#jjk manga spoilers#jjk leaks#megumi fushiguro#fushiguro megumi#HES SMILINIG MINUNGGJSGJVSFVSFJH#MY DARLING BOY MY SON WHOM I BIRTHED I LOVE YOU#fushiguro megumi the way i would kill/cry/die fr u ur smile cures depression waters crops etc etc#your zuko costumes pretty good but the scars on the wrong side...................#cant believe i lost the scar side coin flip smh leave it to me who does not know her lefts from her rights 2 predict the Wrong Side#sue me fr thinking yuuji lost an eye fr good n wanting them 2 have complementary injuries smh >:/#its ok im over it im over it im just so happy we got scarred!megu im so happy we got smiling!megu im so happy we got ALIVE MEGU#oh my god ive been up all night hand hurt hand ouch but its fr him its worth it i can keep going i can go all day if i need to#god its a good day 2 b a megumi stan
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make him over monday! (it’s tuesday)
#my art#nerdy prudes must die#starkid npmd#starkid nerdy prudes must die#npmd#starkid#stephanie lauter#peter spankoffski#lautski#aka what would have happened if Stephanie gave him a new look instead of his sweater#yes he is wearing her clothes in this pic#hence the pants being a bit too short#also yes he looks too much like Ethan here lmao#I had to fight tooth and nail not to give him Ethan’s dangly little earring#also also pete is transgender#which way? yeah.#trans girl Pete real. trans boy Pete real.#musicals#hatchetfield
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Carver Hawke "Knight of swords" tarot card for an old Dragon Age zine
#my precious boy i would die for him#i wanna eat him#dragon age#dragon age 2#da2#carver hawke#hawke#dragon age art
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The darkness will spare my soul.
#PLEASE LOOK AT THE RUFFLES#PLEASE APPRECHIATE HOW LONG I SPENT ON THEM#actually please apprechiate all of this because I spent like 3/4 weeks on this bad boy#this piece reminded me why I’m lazy with most of my art because when I actually do detail properly it takes forever#also- idk how to do lighting I’m learning rn do don’t try and deep it too hard ok#anyway I’m out here shoving religious symbolism into my artwork oh look how original#I think grace would be dismayed at the fact this took 6 9 hours- a holy number#grace chasity#grace chastity npmd#grace chastity fanart#npmd#npmd starkid#starkid npmd#npmd fanart#nerdy prudes must die#starkid nerdy prudes must die#nerdy prudes must die fanart#starkid#starkid fanart#fanart starkid#team starkid#starkid productions#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#hatchetfield universe#fanart#my art
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edwin payne is strong for many reasons, but to me the thing that makes him the strongest is surviving(ish) an eternity-long codependent homoerotic situationship.
like if i confessed my love for you and you told me that i was the most important person in the world to you and the only one you'd go to hell for and that we had forever to figure the rest out and then directly after that you flirtatiously leaned down inches from my ear and joked about how convincing your smile is i think i would need to be put on a watchlist
#payneland#edwin payne#charles rowland#edwin you are so much stronger than me please teach me your ways#im going insane over it and im not even involved#i also know its not going to be eternal because once charles gets a braincell they will be so insufferably in love but still#just the thought that it could go on forever would make me die for a second time#dead boy detectives
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WHITE HAIRED CRYSTAL IN YOUR STYLE?????? WITH THE PURPLE DYE?????? MY GAY HEART CAN'T TAKE IT SHE SERVES TOO MUCH CUNT
She does
ko-fi
#ask ask ask#dead boy detectives#dbda#reverse verse#crystal palace surname von hoverkraft#I felt like her style would be different from the show#even her hairstyle felt weird considering her personality#crystal are you ready to become a better person with the power of friendship and parasites?#and then die while protecting niko?#what who said that
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Robin 1993 Issue 1: I’m getting choked out in the Batcave
Superboy 1994 Issue 1: I’m getting choked out on a beach in Hawaii
Impulse 1994 Issue 1: I’m being forced to move to Alabama and go to high school there
#it’s so funny actually#Tim is having a terrible time and trying to ignore it#Kon is having a terrible time and is in deep denial about#Bart is in a chill situation except it’s hell on earth for him#give it up for our golden trio: parentified-exploited-undiagnosed neurodivergency#I’m in love with them I would die for them they are my favorite boys#I want them all in therapy with a therapist who could actually handle them#dc#yj#young just us#young justice#dc robin#superboy#dc impulse#tim drake#bart allen#kon el#conner kent#yj98
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