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#ganondorf#link#the legend of zelda#tloz#this took me for ever#its not even finished#but i wanted to post it#its supposed to be followed by zelda watching them#and then remembering all the shit she learned from ganon during their 100 years tea time
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‘guns for hire’ — glass shards #6
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content warnings: captivity, lots of blood and injury, fingers in mouth (not sexual), blindfolds and chains
Leo was awake when Roy returned. He’d been unable to fall asleep after eating, the glass shard tucked in his hand and a million thoughts racing through his mind. Adrenaline coursed through his veins in a constant rush, keeping him alert and paranoid with each passing second.
Time was slipping past his fingers.
It could have been seconds, maybe even minutes or an hour, sat against the wall on top of the mattress.
He wondered how long it had been since he was taken, but then remembered there was no point. He would never know, so he tried not to let it consume him, or think about the implications of it. Was Roy really going to keep him alive?
He hardly remembered to feed him.
Would he eventually grow bored of having to look after him, and tie up loose ends? Leo felt terrified as he imagined what that would be like.
“Sorry, lion. I know this isn’t easy for you, but I don’t really care.”
There would probably be a gun. He’d be trembling as the mercenary crept closer, cowering against the wall. Maybe he’d beg. He’d probably start screaming for mercy. But Roy wouldn’t care.
“Might be easier not to watch,” he might say, smiling softly. “You can turn around. I’ll make it quick.”
His heart sank to his boots. The hairs on the back of his neck pricked with a cold chill, making him instinctively rub the skin there with his free hand. He didn’t want to think about that right now. The glass shard in his hand felt hot enough as it was. Maybe if he was lucky, he’d find a way to get the chain off, or get Roy to take him out of them before he noticed the glass was missing.
His teeth pressed down on his bottom lip.
It felt like it had been hours, his eyelids drooping, before the door screeched open. He winced violently at the noise, head turning aside to make sure it really was him coming through the door. He didn’t think there was anyone else, but if they were close to other living people, it might be easier to get out.
Leo tried to steady his breathing as Roy kicked the door shut behind him, dusting off his hands as he did so. His eyes were already locked onto him, lips curved into a conniving smile.
“Morning, lion.”
Leo stiffened. Morning?
He hadn’t brought food with him, or come down to collect the empty bowl and (now shattered and missing) glass. When during the day was he feeding him? If it was morning right now, then maybe he could find other people. The thought spurred him on.
“I...” He pressed his back stiffly against the wall. “Morning.”
Roy almost snickered. “Feeling polite today, are we?”
The ex-secretary almost clenched his jaw. He didn’t want to make him suspicious, but he needed to get out of the chains before Roy went to pick up the used bowl and glass.
“I need to go to the toilet,” he whispered softly, staring up at him with begging eyes. Which, was the truth, surprisingly enough. Leo didn’t know how long he had been down here for, but he knew he would need to relieve himself sometime. Roy eyed him up for a moment, his smile increasing.
“I figured,” he hummed, stepping closer until he was next to the mattress. His hand slid into the pocket of his pants, pulling out a key and black piece of fabric. Leo watched intensely, shifting. “I was going to make you say pretty please, but you sure know how flutter those eyelashes to get what you want, hm?”
Leo had to bite his tongue when he felt the urge to say please regardless. He didn’t want to seem too desperate. Instead, his nerves just seemed to grow when Roy crouched down, tugging on the chain. It jerked him closer, and he scrambled to keep his hand hidden.
“How’s the porridge?”
He was surprised by the question. He only found a way to untangle his tongue when Roy’s eyes flickered towards him.
“Fine,” he finally breathed out, his voice shaking. “It’s good.”
The mercenary looked away. “You shouldn’t lie.”
“I’m not,” he insisted.
The key slotted into the clamp around his ankle, and Leo could hear his heartbeat growing louder and louder. It was near defeaning, and it felt like the ground was shaking beneath him. Roy was speaking, but Leo couldn’t hear anything.
The moment the clamp released its hold on his ankle, he leapt forward. The glass shard drove toward his face, yet Roy had reacted inhumanly fast, and thrown his hands up in defense. The tip of the shard dragged through the flesh of his palm, and Roy bit back a hiss as his fingers wound around Leo’s wrist, jerking it away.
His stomach sank, and his ankle throbbed in pain as he began trying to wriggle free from the grasp. He could feel blood soaking into his skin, and Roy squeezed and twisted the joint so abruptly, he was surprised the bone hadn’t shattered.
The shard fell from his fingers, landing on the mattress.
Roy had this dark glimmer in his eye, yet his lip was curled into a surprised smirk, letting out a sharp exhale.
“Fuck, lion...”
His free hand clamped around his throat, and Leo barely even had time to let out a squeak of pain before he was being dragged off the mattress and into the middle of the room. His lungs stuttered to a stop, panicked fingers scraping desperately at his hand.
His skull cracked on the concrete as Roy shoved him into the ground, pressing a knee to the middle of his chest. It pressed into his lungs and made it difficult to breathe properly.
“What did you think you were doing?”
Leo’s mouth stuttered open. “I’m sorry! I’m sorry, please don’t hurt me...”
Roy tilted his head to the side, huffing. His eyes drifted to his hand, lifting it up for him to see. The blood was pooling along the surface, the flesh torn into a nasty gash and dripping blood with the assistance of gravity.
Leo flinched when a drop landed on his cheek. It slid down his skin and onto the ground, making him whimper.
The mercenary noticed, and a sly smile curled on his lips.
“You cut me pretty deep,” he hummed, tilting his hand and letting the drops land on Leo’s face. He nearly squeaked, sliding his legs fruitlessly to try and wriggle his way out of this. His chest was constricting painfully with each shallow breath.
“I would be lying if I said I wasn’t impressed, lion. Look at that.”
Leo’s soft whines were muffled when Roy closed his hand around his mouth. His eyes widened and his throat shrieked, jerking in his hold. He’d used his injured hand – Leo could feel the disgusting flesh against his lips and the foul stench of blood flooding his senses.
His eyes pinched in disgust.
“I was going to punish you for that,” Roy murmured, the smile slipping from his lips for a moment as he observed the secretary underneath him. “But I changed my mind.”
He lifted his hand away, and when Leo went to spit the amalgamation of blood that had coated his face and pooled at his lips, Roy had grasped his jaw in his uninjured hand, and jerked it back to him. Nails bit into his skin, and the secretary whined in pain.
Roy used his thumb to smear the blood across his lips, before dipping his blood coated thumb into his mouth. Leo’s face wrinkled in disgust as the blood found it’s way onto his tongue, choking on it.
“Let’s go. You can wash your face up while you’re there.”
When he was released, Leo twisted round and gagged violently, spitting the coppery globs from his mouth and trying to wipe them from his face. Roy had grabbed him, and roughly hefted him onto his feet.
Leo could hardly keep himself afloat, biting back the whimper when that fabric from before was pressed over his eyes, and tied around his head. The darkness made jitters scramble up his spine, yet the feeling Roy’s arm around his waist and gently taking his wrist to guide him made him feel comforted in a way that he couldn’t understand.
It was disgusting.
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obsessed with this baby hippo from thailand's khao khew zoo.. she has been so utterly betrayed by the world
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this shit is the only remaining good part of twitter
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#oh my god?????#txt#STOP FOLLOWING US!!! WE DONT POST LIKE THIS. WE POST JFK RPF#'blah hah hah and everyone clapped' don't you want to live in a world of beauty? with us?#‘why can’t i reblog this?’ Because trads started going He dodged a bullet in our notifications
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bad youtube clickbait thumbnail that reads "I think I just had a therapy session with a DEMON???"
#gravity falls#gf nevermind all that#the book of bill#bill cipher#dipper pines#theres a tag now so im not gonna link all the context in the post anymore#i have no confidence this one is even funny i just wanted to draw them#we talk about this all the time but its endlessly funny that stump made a billford au and both of us have been like.#so mabel and dipper right? how are mabel and dipper how are they handling the situations. just fine it seems
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EDIT : THIS IS A MEME DO NOT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY (and seriously just don’t be Rude????? Like wtf lol)
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school project, some drawings for my pretend game about a housefly girl called musca and her adventures in some creepy&wet place
#my art#mine#sorry for long post#i have extra stuff i could include but i don't want to blast everyones dash#musca
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what is the POOOOIINNTTTT in turning off reblogs to a good and popular post. I wanna reblog that. it was funny. it's my god given right to reblog. that feature was meant to use from the jump so people didn't reblog your personal shit. yall are just being mean when you see a post start to resonate and then you PULL THE TABLECLOTHHHHH
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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I wanted to draw a cool tiger from someone’s dream 🐅
(Link to the original poster)
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Being kink positive makes it really hard to be a hater of media rip. I used to love watching “the WORST book I’ve read this year” booktube videos but now its like I hear them ask, “Who is this werewolf smut even for?” Omegaverse fans, next question. “Why would you write this?” Because they find it sexy, can we stop focusing on the ewie yucky kink part and focus on the fact that the author used the word knot five times in a single scene? It’s bad werewolf erotica, but it’s not bad because it’s werewolf erotica like come on
#text post#I’m cranky because I want to be a hater but so many people are just dumb#“who did you write this for?’ themselves? obviously???? jesus#negativity#1k#2k#3k#4K#5k#10k#15k#20k#25k#30k
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Listen to skyjacks also look at my cat
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The Olympics but high fashion by Wisdom Kaye
#a very long post#bcs i don't want to part them#wisdom kaye#is a treasure#fashion#olympics#also the way he added palestine#and not the other#;)
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hate when you find a character whose so infuriatingly Your Type that its embarrassing like yeahg no one is gonna be surprised when i announce this is my new Guy Of The Month
#shush jesse#EDIT from future me: this post was about astarion but im fully a galegirl (gendy neutch) now so idk what that says#he's also my type for what its worth#this post abt astarion#hes just so painfully on brand for me#i know so little about him though is the thing but i still feel insane#but i cant play the game and i dont want to watch anyone play it and i dont want spoilers#so like.....secondhand blorbo right now
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they should invent a new type of "staying in bed for 2-3 hours after you wake up repeatedly opening and closing apps on your phone" where it makes you feel awesome and energized and emotionally fulfilled
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