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Anyway the good news is I'm vaccinated the bad news is that I have two younger siblings
#this conversation actually happened like half a year ago#but i still find it very funny#bc i think i forgot about how many learning disabilities i had for a second#also yeah if i hadnt been vaccinated#and still ended up#well like this#and my mum was still anti vax#that would have been hilarious#personal#oifaaadoodles
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I think my copy of the game is broken they've been doing this for 30 minutes
Crop of the Biolizard edit I did bc it makes me laugh:
#art#sonic the hedgehog#sonic#shadow the hedgehog#rouge the bat#their dynamic is so funny to me like hello what episode of Untucked is this#I am rotating them in a 2 bed 1 bath apartment in my mind#Also very proud of how this turned out I think I'm finally finding a comic rendering style that doesn't make me want to rip my hair out#Simplify baybee it's a comic not an illustration you can get a little crazy with it#Spoiler alert. Getting looser with lineart and better at colour schemes and simplifying shading. Is good actually.#It's so much easier to eyeball what a colour would look like in a setting instead of colourpicking the OG palette and struggling with...#...like 9 overlay and multiply and soft/hard light layers#Approximating colour genuinely looks better than forcing local colour into the piece. As long as the values are still there it works out#comic
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Being a Cissie King-Jones fan is so funny because she's probably the only superhero in existence where her fans actively root for her to not be in things.
#this is said with love I also wish her a peaceful retirement#but it so funny flipping between the Stephanie Brown tag#where everyone is flipping out about her 20 sec cameo in Kite Man#to the Cissie King-Jones tag#where everyone really wants her to find a way out of the Green Arrow plot#You are all so correct#she does not know these people and as soon as the bomb is out of her head should go home#but it's still a very funny response to a character who hasn't shown up in a decade being part of a multi issue storyline#cissie king jones#cissie king-jones#arrowette#green arrow#dc#dc comics#young justice 1998#yj 1998#i read comics
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i am a firm believer that Nico either got his ears pierced by Thalia with a hot unbent safety pin or at a random mall with a piercing gun when he was 10. there is no way he went about getting his ears pierced in any normal, safe manner. dude went to Claires. these are the only options.
#pjo#riordanverse#nico di angelo#the only other one i will accept is like ''Nico got Will to pierce his ears safely'' but that's LAME#let Nico be vaguely irresponsible and have stuff happen not involving his boyfriend#< more cleaning out my drafts#i just find these options funny. particularly the phrase ''nico went to claires''#my other alternative is Nico found a rogue demigod with a piercing gun and that was how he got his piercings done. still at age 10#no matter which way you swing it he didnt get them done properly and probably narrowly avoided disaster#demigods being irresponsible is very important to me. like yeah no theyre teens let them be a little dumb
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Time travel fic where harry is severely depressed, and decides to go back in time to a few years before he was born and befriends his parents and theyr friends and in doing so acedentaly becomes like the younger brother of James potter (who admittedly gets into way to much trouble and attracts the attention of voldemort by being weird and calling him tom when no one has called him that in years, and also on one even knows his original name anymore, so what's with this weird malnourished twink)
#tom riddle#voldemort#harry potter#tomarry#tomarrymort#harrymort#i just think itd be a very funny fic ok#just harry being like “wow still a fucking psycho i see tom”#you know just a fun little game of fuck around find out
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es rarepair week 2024 day 1 | AU/future
lil ghostic au of mine!!! yuzuru and the rest of fine are long since trapped souls in an abandoned mansion of which rst come across while looking for shelter during a storm :] it doesnt um. particularly end well
#doodles#duck scribbles#es rarepair week 2024#midoyuzu#yuzumido#i Was gonna do the stardew au but then it made me kind of sad. actually this is even worse in that aspect but im in a mood#enstars#midori finds his diary of which details the life of and events leading to yuzuru and the rest of the residents' deaths and w it slowly#becomes able to see/interact with (to an extent) yuzurus spectre himself#midori takamine#yuzuru fushimi#ghostswere initially rather aggressively hospitable in order to keep lost strangers there to eventually die and become a lost soul like the#but most w time grew to just want to be freed and be able to pass on in peace. more hostile ghosts become vague wisps of what they were bef#ore once theyve lost their tether to humanity but those with a strong will still have more control and effect on their surroundings somewha#yuzuru specifically was determined to maintain the mansion and has for decades and maybe centuries kept it orderly hence the clarity of his#spirit!!! having been one of those hostile spirits himself before has moved on to gently guiding guests away from the more dangerous areas#and assisting them so as to ensure their safe leave#they look for a way to break the curse on the mansion together so as to free all their souls!! unfortunately for midori she fell in love w#someone who has long since died 👍#the lil ballroom scene was a funny thing i dreamed about a while ago actually. i like to think watarus ghost put on some music unprompted#oh and since the rest of rst is also there technically you can expect chiaki is Not having a very good time
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DPXDC Idea: Mother of Monsters Dan(yal)
Specifically Fem!Dan because I made this in mind with my Fem Danyal Au bUT. The best part about Dan is that I get to play dress up with her, and Fem Dark Dany is gonna go by Layal (pronounced lae-el) because it means "the nights" and it sounds similar to Danyal, and I think she'd choose that name to mock Dany. ANYWAYS
Mother of Monsters Danyal. She may be evil but she's an Al Ghul at her core (even with vlad's soul merged with hers - however, considering that Layal looks and sounds like Dany, she considers that soul to be the more dominant one.) and loves animals. And she might be heartless, but she adores the monsters of the infinite realms.
Mother of Monsters Layal who hates everyone but utterly dotes and adores on every manner of beast she comes across. Stealing the eggs and infant young beasts of the Infinite Realms to raise as her own because she wanted them. Her own island full of monsters, a monstrous menagerie of her own. She steals most often from poachers or exotic pet keepers and other menageries -- the full grown beasties can keep their young.
And with every monster she raises, she can shapeshift their features onto herself, allowing her to change her shape from humanish to any matter of monster or hybrid creature. She calls herself their mother, and them her children. Her precious little babies, capable of incredible mass destruction and mayhem.
From little griffins the size of kittens, to stymphalian vulture chicks, and leviathan young hatching from eggs the size of her pinkie, to creatures native of the ghost zone that didn't even have names in the living realm. There really wasn't a limit to what or who she would take in and she didn't limit herself to any form of mythology. If they were beasts and they were unwanted, she wanted them. And as such, amassed her own mini army of "children" willing to listen to her any command.
Earth doesn't know what hit it when she attacks them.
There are many monstrous forms she could take on, the first one I've thought of is a combination of various serpentine/reptilian features. The body of a naga -- her lower half long and serpentine, her upper still human -- with spiked fins connecting from the bottom of her arms to her sides, ever seen Sinbad where Eris goes "you might have seen my likeness on the temple walls" and her arms do that fin thingy? Same concept. Her hands are webbed and taloned, perfect for slicing through the skin of the living, and her teeth are needle-sharp and shark like. Her hair can either be spiny and feathery-like like the spines of a lionfish, or frilled like a frilled-neck lizard. It's perfect for dealing and doting on her reptilian and amphibian-inclined darlings.
I'm more of a fan of aus where Dan is a sibling of Danny's rather than their kid, so Layal's redemption(..?? probation?) proceeds with her legally becoming Danyal's "twin" sister, who had been lost to the foster system before the Fentons adopted Dany, and was only recently reunited with her. The two of them look so alike that the lie is easy to take root and spread.
Layal is very indignant to the fact that she's now ten years in the past and has to restart her menagerie all over again. Do you know how much blood and sweat went into raising those children? How dare you separate them from their mummy. Although she'll admit she does miss their juvenile years, so she won't mind (too much) needing to raising them again. Dany is helping her retrieve all of them though, dammit.
long story short: epic the musical's "Scylla" has a CHOKEHOLD on me and this is the result of it
Unlike her Dan counterpart, Layal's voice is dancing and sirenic. It's purposely alluring and motherly, in order to lure people into a false sense of security until she feeds them to her "children." Echidna doesn't have shit on her. She almost seems friendly and reasonable, until you get too close and realize it was all an act and she drops it to metaphorically swallow you whole. She's like an anglerfish that way. She and Dany both sound like Scylla from Epic.
#mother of monsters danny#dpxdc#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dp x dc#dpxdc crossover#dp x dc crossover#dpdc#dpxdc au#dpxdc prompt#fem danny fenton#fem danyal al ghul#danyal al ghul#dany helps laya find one(1) beastie and instantly falls in love. laya does not need to convince her to come help her rob other ghosts blind#of their exotic “pets” or animals or whatever the reason they have beasts that they shouldn't for. she'll volunteer willingly its a trait#that they share. laya knows that raising her babies will be difficult now that she has to g back to *school* but dammit se's not leaving#them in the hands of the people she found them in. those are HER children fuck you.#Layal is the one to reveal to Damian that his older sister is alive and it was on purpose. It was to send him on a wild goose chase looking#for Dany in order to be around to save her from becoming Layal.#'Tragic. Terribly tragic; your dear sister had her soul ripped from her body and merged with another. What was left of her...'#'well. i put out of its misery.' she's very cloying towards damian and this is on purpose because she thinks its funny to get under his ski#goes out of her way to only ever refer to him as 'little brother' but if she can't she'll call him sickeningly sweet nicknames.#this happens about oooo midway 'redemption'? Where Laya is actually rather fond of Dany and is starting to consider her as a sister#as well. and she likes Ali. Laya herself is still rather unsympathetic to the world around her. only acts on a kindness for 'her people'#her people includes Dany which is why she even actually told Damian that Dany was alive and gave him an incentive to look for her#because she saw DAny mourning another lost birthday for her little brother and decided to go 'aw fuck who gave me feelings' and decided to#make it everyones problem.#starry rambles
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A pair of birds of prey for days 15 and 16 of @hermitadaymay !!! Definitely not a day and a half (?) late
#my art#Hermitaday#hermitadaymay#hermitadaymay2024#hermit-a-day may#Hermit-a-day may 2024#Hermitcraft#hermitcraft fanart#falsesymmetry#falsesymmetry fanart#welsknight#welsknight gaming#welsknight fanart#WHY DID I DECIDE TO DRAW THE STUPIDEST POSE FOR FALSE AND ARMOR FOR WELS AND WINGS FOR THEM BOTH ALL IN ONE DRAWING…#These cunts have six total hours tracked on them… I didn’t even do a background because they took so long…#and thats not even counting looking for armor and feather references like this took two straight days#I’m very proud of it though#anyways they’re NOT related I was in the middle of drawing and realized they looked uncannily alike. So I made the wise decision to give-#-Wels the same mole I give False and the same little lower lash because they’re nose and eye shapes already matched#they’re not siblings (shown by one of them not even being an actual raptor bird) but they do look uncannily similar#and I’ve decided now that my False and Wels like to just lie to people and say they’re twins for fun.#They both have fucked up doppelgängers they would find it funny.#anyways False is a red tailed hawk (specifically a dark morph)#and Wels is a peregrine falcon#armor is so hard to draw guys never draw armor it SUCKS. I did get to have Laois Dunmeshi Touden on my screen for reference the whole time-#-I was drawing Wels though so it’s not all bad#still baffled I draw the human body part of that pose for false so easily though. Fully believe I was possessed by one of the Greek muses-#-or something because I do not know enough about anatomy to have that shit memorized but it looked normal when I looked at it so. Shrugs#anyways YES i will get to Etho tomorrow… I may just draw him WITH Joe because I wanna draw him but I don’t wanna think about posing two-#-difference pieces… though then I’d have to pose them together… but the appeal of putting a Kakashi cosplayer and a muppet next to each-
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// inspired by the surge of tadc ask blogs i've seen as of late . they make me smile i like keeping track of them //
#what do you mean you deal with anons by them writing to you or just talking to you one by one#i thought everyone's like Screaming In Your Head and Manifesting As Your Deepest Fears And Worries#[ ooc ]#[ doodles ]#while i don't think this blog would crossover with other blogs while making sense i do still find the thought very funny
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silly drawings i made to turn into keychains for me and my best friend :3
#mortal kombat#mk1 2023#shang tsung#bi han#bi han sub zero#mortal kombat fanart#shang tsung fanart#bi han fanart#these are our mains#i find it very funny playing online with her considering it's literally just me spamming fire skulls and getting frozen a bajillion times#i swear i'm good at mk i swear#level 30 on invasions baybee#still haven't fought evil bi-han#i'm too scared
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dp x dc text message crack :)
✨just because ✨
Bat Chat
danny: bruce
danny: bruce
danny: bruce
danny: dad
danny: dad
danny: father man
danny: daaaaaaad
danny: batman
bruce: what
danny:… do you have this set up just to notify you when someone says batman and nothing else.
jason: don’t be so quiet, answer the question old man.
bruce: what did you need
danny: oh yeah
danny: just about forgot about it
danny: so
danny: i may or may not have
danny: possibly/maybe
danny: ate a chunk of kryptonite on a dare
jason: …what????
dick: danny no
dick: we have better impulse control than this
danny: we absolutely do not and you know it
danny: but also say hi guys, kon is here
dick: why do you still need our help if the supers are there?
danny: kryptonite
jason: oh yeah, almost forgot about that part
tim: what did i just wake up to
jason: go back to sleep replacement
danny: scroll up
danny: i can say with full confidence that this has never happened before
danny: usually when i eat solid objects i can just phase them back out.
danny: like the time i swallowed a fork back at casper high when my parents raided the school looking for my ghost half.
tim: excuse me what the fuck
danny: i know right, they couldn’t have waited five minutes until i stopped eating
dick: why can’t you just phase the kryptonite out
danny: i would, but it’s wedged in there pretty good
danny: it just goes intangible with me :/
tim: i have decided i am going back to sleep
tim: it is too early in the afternoon for me to deal with this
jason: good
danny: well, b-man’s here to save me now so i��ll tell you all about it in a few hours
jason: are we going to bring up the fact that danny called bruce dad like 3 times?
dick: he did what
#dp x dc#danny phantom#danny fenton#dc x dp#crossover#dc universe#dp x dc crossover#funny#batpham#batman#jason todd#richard grayson#tim drake#bat family group chat shenanigans#i was on pain meds when i wrote this and still find it hilarious#i think i had a conversation with my brothers like this once but it very well could have been a weird dream#bruce is so done
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I think the Kaveh/Cyno and Tighnari/Alhaitham combos are severely underrated as duos.
First of all, in Kaveh and Alhaitham's voicelines about Cyno and Tighnari, they both mention that the latter may have a reputation for being cold or mean but they think that's wrong. Kaveh says Cyno is a big hearted guy, Alhaitham says that others aren't giving Tighnari a fair go when they assume he is just mean.
Then there is the fact that out of all their little friend group, Cyno is probably the nicest to Kaveh. The others love Kaveh but they can and will give him shit. The one time I remember Cyno accidentally insulting Kaveh, he walked it back immediately and changed the subject. "-your life wouldn't be the mess it currently is." "What do you mean my life is a mess?" "Nevermind. Your life is fine."
Cyno also tried to tell Kaveh a joke to cheer him up when he was drunk complaining about work in his hangout.
Then we have Mr Antisocial Alhaitham showing upto a dinner just because Tighnari asked him to. He calls Tighnari kind just because he went out of his way to help Kaveh once. I feel like those two would bond a lot about their love for learning but dislike of the Akademiya and people within it. Also noise sensitivity buddies
#genshin impact#alhaitham#cyno#tighnari#kaveh#kavehno#hainari#idk the ship names for them#im still very 4ggravate poly in the end but i love these two combos#cyno and kaveh being the more emotional ones of their duos#tighnari and alhaitham having that blunt honesty#i think alhaitham would find amusement from watching tighnari talk to people#and cyno being jealous of kavehs ability to make tighnari and collei laugh with his stories is so funny
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i haven't played past arc 3 and forgot most of my playthrough so i may be incorrect about this but it's so interesting how like only two people in the entire game so far have ever acknowledged the unfair situation the wizard has been put in, and those people were Motherfucking Morganthe and Motherfucking Grandfather Spider
#“hey uh you kinda seem overworked. where's your dad throughout all this” - the two worst people you know#tbf spider mostly said it for manipulation purposes but he was still correct?#and my memory may be wrong but morganthe seemed straight up appalled#“ambrose is having you do WHAT? YOU'RE 8!??!!” based.#if theres anyone else that says this in the game btw lmk#but i find it funny how the wizard's mental health was only considered twice#NOOOO I DO NOT COUNT SOPHIA DARKSIDE AND THE AZTECA SHIT. NOOOO! (waggles my finger)#was gonna make a post about that also. its very funny. imagine overcoming your trauma by beating the shit out of it#wizard101#wiz101#w101#text posts
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a list of people (and non-people) who know Imogen and Laudna are dating as of episode 72 (two months after the kiss)
Chetney
Paté de Rolo, Laudna's dead rat familiar
Ulli, a skysailing instructor from Zephrah
Deanna, because she has absolutely scryed on them and put two and two together
F.R.I.D.A., because Deanna was very excited and told them
Zhudanna, because she thought they were a couple this whole time
Bruda, a cursed pirate skeleton lady with a gambling problem
#any day now the rest of bell's hells will find out#any day!#prism is not on the list because she probably also scryed on them but just thought#'hmm this doesn't look very sisterly to me. marquet's family relationships sure look different than where i'm from! interesting!'#the skeleton lady is the first person imogen told too#which is just peak imogen#10/10 no notes#bells hells#c3e72#cr spoilers#critical role spoilers#imodna#southern gothic#cr campaign 3#cr laudna#cr imogen#imogen temult#i know in game not much time has passed but it's still funny to me
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Commissioned piece for AuryBorealis!
#artists on tumblr#fear and hunger#marina#pokemon#hattrem#ninetales#shiny ninetales#commissioned piece#gotchibam arts#thank you sm for commissioning me!! ;w; <3#got excited abt this comm bc I just recently got into f&h x)#btw I still find it so funny that ppl call it funger for short?? it sounds so silly lol#even tho the game is very very far from that...........#anyways!! idk anything abt marina since I haven't seen termina yet#but I love this choice of pokes for her :3
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it hit me again yesterday- literally as i was about to fall asleep- how stupidly cute it is that marisha as beau randomly burst out "i could be her beacon [that guides her home]" all awkward and earnest about jester, for then one campaign later, finally, laura as imogen come back to her with "you're my tether, laudna. sometimes i feel like i’m about to float away, but as long as you’re there" and i just think that's beautiful and another reminder of how in so many ways CR continues to be endless love letters from the cast to each other.
#i just think that marisha and laura's friendship is so stinkingly cute#the way that marisha spoke about her in the fire side chat made my heart squeeze a bit#they just all love each other so much#and i do find it super sweet but also funny cause of the outcome how they wanted to portray a very close female friendship with imodna#cause they wanted to represent something like what they have#obviously imodna ended up being too star-crossed for that to happen but the gesture is still sweet#yes i did get into a bit of a beaujester brainrot before sleep yesterday but that's not the point of this#the fact that that fandom is not more active is still a crime tbh#i don't care about canon give me the fanfiction#btw i have not actually seen c2 but that is my understanding of what she said about being her beacon? if not then oh well#southern gothic#imodna#critical role#beaujester#beauregard lionett#jester lavorre#imogen temult#laudna#marisha ray#laura bailey
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