#but i ship mer with a lot of people lmao

[mediocreanomaly]

Mermaid vash with s/o human reader

I feel like Vash would court the reader by giving them random "lost" stuff that he found from people that dropped things in the ocean, like bottles, broken camera, jewelry, a random knive. Anything shiny and cool looking ends up in the reader's hands from Vash. He'd be very happy if the reader accepts the gifts but if the reader gives him something? Any thoughts gone, Vash is malfunctioning.

Just thought this would be a cute idea

Authors Note: Guys please I'm a creature lover at heart don't get me started on these prompts- (joking please get me started on these prompts mer!Vash makes me happy)

Mer!Vash x Reader HC's

•Vash is extremely interested in humans. Think...Ariel lmao. Although humans are known for trying to poach merfolk (their scales and fins are extremely valuable) he can't help but love them!

•He does his best to stay hidden as he follows along boats from afar to watch the crew work during the day or play cards and drink at night. He sits on far away rocks on beaches to watch the humans splash in the water and sunbathe on the beach. Basically if he can watch humans somewhere he'll be there

•Which is why when you became the newest light house keeper for the port, you were the perfect human for Vash to watch

•It was perfect, the light house was far enough from the actual port that he could lay on the rocks with out being seen, he'd watch you through the light house windows, he'd watch when you'd leave to dip your feet in the water or sit on the rocks to watch the horizon. It became Vash's new favorite pass time so it was only a matter of time before you noticed your fishy companion

•When you first see him his lower body is in the water, only his head sits out watching you, you blink and begin approaching him thinking it's someone who's swam too close to the rocks

"Hey! This might not be the best place to swim there's lots of rocks and the actual swimmers beach is-" you pause caught off guard when, a couple steps in, you see a long red and orange tail gleaming in the water. You lose your balance and fall in the shallow water screaming-

"ahhh!" "ahhh!" the merman mimics back in your voice, which only concerns you more and...leads you to scream again, "ahhh!!!" "ahhh!!!"

•This whole mimicking thing seems to go back and forth for about two more screams before you settle. You catch your breath as you stare at the merman who just watches you curiously not making a move to leave

•You had heard of merfolk, everyone had but it was rare to see them unless you were a poacher and even then merfolk were famous for sinking the ships that were after them. You had met a cocky sailor once who had tried to boast by showing off a few mermaid scales he has sliced off some mermaid he was tracking but it had only disgusted you thinking about how terrified the poor girl must've been

•Although as you carfully look over the merman in front of you it doesn't look like this one has had any better luck, winding scars paint his chest and it seems he's missing an arm...you wearily glance up to the blue eyes watching you, you're pretty sure merfolks were supposed to have silted iris but this merman's pupils are blown wide with curiosity

"...so...can you copy anything I say?" you ask, "...so...can you copy anything I say?" He repeats in your voice, which...is admittedly a bit creepy but he makes a pleased trill noise after he shows off

"Right...so you uh, have a name?" you ask, the merman nods eagerly then pauses looking a little sad before smiling and saying "Vash!" in a woman's voice you've never heard before

•You come to realize that Vash can mimic pretty much any sound as long as he's heard it before. You assume it's some sort of hunting tactic which scared you a bit until you realized he mostly used it to mimic the noises of other sea animals to bring them closer, so it seemed humans were not on the merfolk menu

•Vash comes around pretty much everyday, trying to communicate through half phrases he had heard and various chirps and trills you often had to decode the message of. Luckily he was very expressive so it helped with the context

•You find Vash loves human things, you even started bringing him foods after he snatched a bag of donuts from your hand one morning. So you eat most your meals out by the rocks now, not that you mind. The life of a light house keeper was a lonely one, so you were glad for the company as unconventional as it may be

•The two of you actually become close, or...as close as a human and merman can get you guess? Only issue for you is you don't seem to realize how close you actually are

•Vash has decided. You'd be the perfect mate. You're a good swimmer (for a human), you provide food (donuts), and it only confirms it in his head when one day he makes and happy chirp noise and you jokingly try to mimic it back the same way he does, not realizing it's a show of affection in the merfolk world

•So Vash takes it upon himself to begin courting you. You know how I said think Ariel when you think about Vash? Yeah he has a little cave in the ocean that he just collects trinkets in. Pennies, jewelry, screws, knives, if it shimmers he's picked it up and stashed it away. Which is why he's sure he'll be very good at scavenging to show you how good of a mate he would make!

•It starts off slow, when you're sitting on the rocks with Vash and he hands you a small shiny quarter. You glance up at him as he watches you eagerly waiting for a response. You smile and run your hand through his wet hair

"For me?" you hum, he makes an affirmative trill, tail slapping against the rock excitedly

"Well thank you, it's very nice Vash"

•Then the next day he brings you a necklace he found which you please him by wearing, something that just confirms his courting is working. Then he brings you and old camera, then a bottle, then a whole sword which you go wide eyed at when your smiling blonde companion pulls it out of the water

•You aren't 100% sure why Vash feels the need to bring you things but you enjoy the collection of shells, sand dollars, and shiny objects he leaves you. Although you feel a little bad that, besides the snacks you offer him, you haven't ever given him a gift

•So you go to the market the next day trying to find something. You didn't really know if Vash had a home to keep anything big in...where did merfolk live anyways? You'd have to ask Vash next time you saw him- and you're getting distracted.

•You sigh almost giving up when a stall that glimmers in the sun catches your eye. Perfect! Vash loved shiny things! You run over to the stall to see what they have when your gaze lands on a gold ear ring. The whole "one ear ring" look was becoming popular among sailors but...Vash liked mimicking humans, maybe he'd like this?

•You quickly buy it (in part thanks to all the spare change Vash leaves in your hands every morning) and head back out to the light house

•When you get there Vash has already pushed himself up on the rocks waiting for you. He makes a pleased trill noise and greets you with a "Good morning!" in your own voice. You chuckle and carfully climb your way over to his spot and sit down

"Good morning to you too! Hold out your hand!" You urge as you dig in your bag for your gift, Vash gives a curious look and tilts his head letting out a questioning "vrr?"

"please? c'mon it's good surprise promise" you say, he nods not one to deny you and holds out his hand. You press the gold ear ring into his palm and smile at him.

"so? do you like it? ...Vash? uh...Vash?" You try to wave your hand in front of his face but his eyes are locked on the trinket, as if completely shocked. His face is...also going a very bright shade of red the longer he looks at it- did you break him?

"Vash if you don't like it-" before you can finish that thought he quickly makes a panicked chirp when you go to grab it out of his hand and dives into the water leaving you wondering what just happened

•Vash meanwhile is running his fingers over the metal of the ear ring over and over again. Never in his wildest dreams had he expected a courting gift from you! This was so embarrassing! To accept courting advances was one thing but to be so bold as to court back? He never expected you to be so forward! Well...that just confirmed you wanted to be his mate...and that he'd have to up his courting tactics to really impress you

•After about a half hour of sitting bewildered at the mermans reaction you finally spot him as he peaks his head out of the water and- oh! he's wearing the gold ear ring, the hoop hanging from his right ear

"Vash! I almost thought you left for the day" you sigh padding into the water after him, he shakes his head and makes a cooing noise before repeating "Hold out your hand!" just as you had earlier

"hmm? oh you didn't have to get me something too but okay" You relent holding out your hand, expecting more change or something shiny-

"ahhhh!" you scream as a a live fish about as big as your arm is dropped into your hands. You fumble and drop it, the fish flops around before darting away as soon as it hits the water. Vash frowns, this...was going to be harder than he thought.

[holy--milk]

tagged by @thatswhatsushesaid (thanks! <3)

1. why did you choose your url?

it was ages ago, i honestly don't remember at this point... i just think it's neat?

2. any sideblogs? if you have them name them and why you have them.

none that you could connect to me.

3. how long have you been on tumblr?

definitely since high school, possibly since middle school? it was still kinda popular back then.

4. do you have a queue tag?

i don't do queues, i reblog 100 posts at once then disappear for a week.

5. why did you start your blog in the first place?

this particular one? to get all nice and cozy with the MXTX fandom, of course.

6. why did you choose your icon/pfp?

i found a collection of reaction pics in a ZZJ fan group and was like "haha this one's funny". don't ask me to explain it tho.

7. why did you choose your header?

see above.

8. what’s your post with the most notes?

this one. i still think it's kinda funny.

9. how many mutuals do you have?

at least two.

10. how many followers do you have?

at least two.

11. how many people do you follow?

definitely more than two.

12. have you ever made a shitpost?

all my posts are shitpost.

13. how often do you use tumblr each day?

whenever i get bored at my office job (not to be confused with my other work-from-home job), which is. a lot.

14. did you have a fight/argument with another blog once?

why would i? my fandoms are famously chill and peaceful.

15. how do you feel about ‘you need to reblog this’ posts?

i don't get those on my dash.

16. do you like tag games?

yes 👉👈

17. do you like ask games?

yep 👉👈

18. which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous?

every single one of them.

19. do you have a crush on a mutual?

i wish, but alas. it's physically impossible for me to get crushes.

20. what is the last song you listened to?

no regrets by oblivion dust, which is coincidentally THE shen jiu song to me <3

21. what are you currently watching?

"sell your haunted house" (daebakbudongsan), a korean drama about an exorcist/real estate broker who does exorcism on haunted houses and then sells them for a commission. as one does.

idk, i was sitting down to relax with a bottle of beer and some ribs and it popped up in the list of shows i've bookmarked? and i was like, why not.

22. sweet/savoury/spicy?

sweet and spicy. or as i call it. swicy.

23. what is your current relationship status?

there's a girl i've been trying to go on an irl date with for. like two months now. don't get me wrong, she wants to go on a date with me too, it's just that we're both working women who can barely find the time to meet up in our schedules. and when we do, something goes wrong :(

24. what is your current obsession?

qijiu. but JGY and his two men will forever have their place in my silly little heart <3

25. what are nine albums/songs you've been listening to lately?

i use like. 4 separate apps to listen to music, and that's just on my phone. and none of them track my listening history lmao. but i can try and pull nine random things (in no particular order) from my likes:

electra heart (the album) by marina (and the diamonds). what can i say? it slaps.

黑白#K (the album) by liu haikuan. but tbh i haven't really been following him for a while. i think he's had a few singles since then? idk.

les filles désir by vendredi sur mer. wait i should actually listen to her more often. she has some absolute bangers.

opera (and some other songs) by super junior. i'm revisiting my k-pop phase, okay???

фейерверк by электрофрез. because of that one TGCF animatic.

turbulence (the album) by monoral. idk, a lot of their songs actually fit qijiu rather well? which is my main criterion when choosing music to listen to anyway.

eyes closed by the narrative. you guys, this song has been through at least three different ships from three different fandoms at this point.

the CQL soundtrack. what can i say? [1] for all that CQL is a bit messy and has funny CGI, at least it has a splendind soundtrack.

the LOTR soundtrack. i mean. do i even have to say anything? that's a classic.

tagging: @crithir @miaoqing @jin-zixun and whoever wants to participate.

[demonprincezeldris]

Happy Mermay!! I've been enjoying you and your anons’ siren au so much and am writing a little spin off based on it. I wanted to get your opinion on something. The au has Estarossa and Gowther and the sins, but what should I do with Nadja and Gelda?

For Nadja, I am tempted in several directions. One is a scenario where Mel and his pod ‘steal’ her from her maneater pod. Gowther would earn his “commandment of selflessness,” so to speak, by singlehandedly facing off against the managers until the rest of his family arrives (could not return that to “maneeaters” after the autocorrect, that's too funny to me). Mel taught him well and is so proud, and exhausted from the anxiety. During this altercation, the maneaters go to gouge out his eyes but fail, leaning him with scars that mimic the shape of his glasses in the original manga. I'm not too familiar with the manager lore but I think that upbringing will be an interesting element to put with Nadja’s personality (though understanding that will take some more research. I feel like I barely know the gal).

The second idea I have is to make her a voyager who knows she was born in the sea but can't bear to see foot on land or in the sea. She travels all along the coastline as the top advisor/navigator of a ship, but due to her constant refusal to acknowledge she is half (?) magical creature and all that comes with it, weakens until her crew has no choice but to seek out a magical creature who could help her save her own life somehow. Third is a classic mermaid x human scenario, with Gowther meeting Nadja at the same place as the Original Gowther met Glariza, a massive library off a coastal city. In this scenario he would be accompanying Estarossa on his crazy personal quest to get Meliodas some help with his mental state. Long story short Mael and Esta end up trying to get their two brothers to learn something from each other. This little adventure might be in the prologue to the spin-off. I've written a bit of it, with how Estarossa meets Mael. In this event, Mael would basically uses himself as leverage, jumping in the water to play with Zeldris. Ludociel feels he has to be civil with Mel now or risk his baby brother being drowned by Mel’s brothers. I made Mael chaotic, felt that Ludo deserved that mental stress in this au lmao.

As for Gelda, I am considering making her a runaway princess. I can see her having the time of her life as part of their pod, crushing on Elizabeth and Zeldris and Arthur, having a lot of peaceful yet exciting days where she's making her own way in the world and relishing in having people by her side as she does so. I adore so many of your fics with Arthur, Zel, and Gelda that I'm going to have to pair the three together here too.They're all such wholesome sweethearts and I love their potential dynamic. These mer are going to do a LOT of falling in love <3 and snuggling. I think they would cuddle pile for comfort

Also beginning to think that me making this spinoff is just giving the sirens as many wacky friends as possible. They are all kids and should not be unsupervised running / swimming around an island like this.

Ban and Arthur and Merlin are going to have SUCH a fun time convincing them that no, they are not “just chilling over here,” half-starved and battered from storms and constant shenanigans with sea life and island life is not actually better than “a proper life on land,” whatever you called “a proper life” before was clearly bs. Please give this a chance. And Elizabeth you KNOW sirens are supposed to live in groups with many adult caretakers stop arguing on this point- you can’t girlboss your way out of not having resources. What do you mean you’ve done it before. yes Mael I know you raised some chickens, I can see them now, honestly the fact you somehow take care of 30+ animals on this island is more concerning than you NOT getting creative, and why are they stare- is that a 4 foot tall pig

“The name’s Hawk!”

Merlin: this is 100x more concerning than you two dating mer and… ah…

Elizabeth: harpy! Also called a sky devil :D

Gelda: Gelda

I am having so much fun with this au. Hope you had fun reading this and if you’d like to see anything specific for this, I’d love to hear about it!

Hi there! Happy Mermay to you as well! First off let me start off by saying thank you so much for rekindling the flame of my Siren AU! It's so amazing to see other users be motivated by the chaos that the anons and I have created a few years ago. I'm so glad you're enjoying reading it.

I love the idea of Nadja as a voyager. I definitely see her as someone, in this AU anyway, who wants to travel and be out adventuring. Never staying in one place for too long. After all, in the original meeting, she was underneath Liones was she not and found Gowther. So kind of drawing a very loose parallel to the idea that she's an adventurer.

I also am in love with the idea of Gelda being a runaway princess! Maybe her life was drab and dark in the castle she lived in and wanted an escape from it all? Causing her to run away from it and seek out a better life for herself. Cue her running into Arthur and Zeldris and letting them show her a new life that she never even hoped to see in her lifetime. And you know that those three would be the cuddliest couple ever and would definitely cuddle pile for comfort.

Thank you again for sharing this wonderful spinoff with me! I'm eager to see the final product!

[deliveringspookzandtreatz]

get to know the mun!

name: Merwyn/Mer

pronouns: Any pronouns are fine ^^

preferred comms: here or discord! (ask for discord)

name of muses: Marco Izan García, Kevin Lovelace (still thinking of middle name) andddd Crash Bash'em Bandicoot

experience in RP: I have roleplayed with friends when i was younger on sites called flipanim and on scratch but I sorta stopped around 15?? or something like that and recently started roleplaying on tumblr around a month ago!

best experiences: For right noww?? everything. The people who i met are so sweet and kind and its just neat

pet peeves / dealbreakers: Dont really have anyyyy?? Just don't force things and shit and it should be good

muse preference: Idm most but Fluff or Angst or shipping is my cup of tea tbh. Of course some days it will alter but mostly its this

plot or memes: IM SCARED TO TALK OR PLOT WITH PEOPLE YET...I mean you can come to my messages and plot idm but im...very shy that why you see alot of memes

long or short replies: Depends on a few factors but i mostly try to match my partner. Of course some days i sorta wanna write smaller or if i get a bigggg idea i can write a big paragraph but mostly whatever the other wants.

best time to write?: for right now? 10 am to 7-8 pm est time since i still got school and stuff (i just turned 18 in feb lmao) but when i get a job ill probablyyyyy wont be on that much

are you like your muse?: Marco USED!! to be a self insert but i kept adding stuff and things so sorta. Kevin is actually..sorta a kin i have so yeah. (i dont like mentioning it a lot bc i get embarrassed a bit lol) and Crash? yup.

tagging whoever sees this and wants to do this! I stole this from @scrrowblue (psst this is a sign to check em out pssstt)

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

Why did you hurted me with the age slowly angst😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 it would be weird but I can see merfolks keeping things from their dead lovers to remind them 😭😭😭 let me fix this with some fluff then 😣😣 I hc that merman Suguru is a jewelry freak not all merfolk has to love them but I can see him being crazy for jewelry that they found from ship wrecks (kinda creepy since they would steal them from dead people) and would try to steal from our reader and they would have fights about stealing and what are we thinking about reader being either a doctor or vet? I am more on the vet side but he is half human half fish so I dont which one would be better for treating him after he got hurt bc of the fisherman 😭🌙

HI 🌙 ANONNNN i hope you’re doing well hehe

I’M SORRY FOR THE ANGST PHDJDHD 😭😭…. but wahhhhh this is suchhh a cute concept!!! perfect timing too, i’ve been thinking a lot abt reader’s profession lately!! :33

it’s funny that u mention the doc/vet part bc i def picture reader as someone very knowledgeable abt medicine!! which is why they can tend to mer!sugu so well… but as far as actual professions go i actually picture them making jewelry LOL, it’s perfect for the fluff hc too 😭😭 it’s not exactly a job but for Lore reasons i imagine reader being pretty well off, enough that they don’t really Have to work to survive. so they just make jewelry and sell it!!

BUT 🌙 ANONNN the idea of mer!sugu being like a little crow is so real to me…. it’s less of a conscious decision and more of an instinct i think. sometimes he just does it w/o thinking. reader gives him a stern look and he glances down to discover he’s wearing a bunch of their jewelry 😭😭…. he’s cute. but i think he’s a lil embarrassed abt it LMAO he doesn’t want them to view him as a thief!! sometimes he just gets distracted by all the shining jewels and chains……. 😔😔���� he can’t help it.

but wahhhh imagine reader gifting him some of the jewelry they made :(( and vice versa!! i had another convo recently abt how reader might make a necklace out of mer!sugu’s scales…. and how that’s viewed almost as an engagement ring from a mermaid’s pov so sugu is just. flustered LOL….. but i can soooo see him making that necklace for them himself and being a little shy abt it :(( reader doesn’t know abt the deeper meaning and that’s fine by him, he just thinks they look pretty with it….

SIGHHH i love him so much. aaaa but i def think we’re onto smth when it comes to mermaids being hoarders!!! gathering jewelry from ships and bones from their dead loved ones. it’s a form of sentimentality i think!!! :(( and mer!sugu is the most sentimental of them all……..

[japrilfools]

Ships that I Will Write For:

Jackson/April

Lexie/Mark

Callie/Arizona

Schmitt/Nico

Meredith/Cristina

Meredith/Derek

Meredith/DeLuca

Meredith/Hayes

Meredith/Addison

Meredith/Helm

Cristina/Teddy

Stephanie/Amelia

Koracick/Amelia

Carina/Amelia

Carina/Arizona

Arizona/Amelia

Jo/Link

Jo/Alex

Helm/Mika

Blue/Jules

Simone/Lucas

possibly more! if I’m not comfortable writing a ship, i’ll just respond to the ask and say so!

Please Note:

I am a full time student. Fic requests may take some time to happen, but I’ll do my best to always get to them.

Send as many requests as you want to! Don’t worry that it’ll stress me out—I am chaotic as hell and love to work on a bunch of things at once.

Always tell me if you want a fic to have smut if you want smut in it. Occasionally, I’ll see a prompt and can figure that out on my own, but, even with those, I tend to write a sfw response as well as an nsfw response. I am perfectly fine writing M/E fics, but I don’t want to assume that somebody wants nsfw.

There are a few things I won’t write, but I’ll just respond to the ask and say so if necessary.

Specifying genre/rating can be super beneficial to me when filling requests, so feel free to add a specific rating you have in mind or things like “I’d like this story to have a lot of angst���

If you have any triggers that you don’t want to read about and worry might happen in a prompt fill, please let me know. I have anon/private messages turned on, and I don’t want to ever do anything to trigger anybody. This goes for my blog/my AO3 account in general: I will tag anything that people want tagged, no questions asked.

With all that being said, please feel free always to send me some requests!

[morelikedoccock]

Mer!Otto AU masterpost

I have to admit that I made this au specifically for spicy purposes, but it quickly turned into something much more extensive in my mind, so here it is!!

I got inspired to make my own Mer!Otto by this art and this fic. The idea was playing around my brain for a while, then someone asked me to draw something I’d been wanting to but hadn’t found the time to do yet and I said “bet,” and then my mer!Otto happened. He’s gone through a few little updates as I’ve continued to write, but I’ve more or less solidified his physical design at this point.

Physical refs here, here, here, here (spicy), and here

And my fics are up on Ao3 under a different handle than my usual one, if you want the link just ask me😆

The good stuff is under the cut!! (warning for spicy) and I’m also gonna include a small blurb on my sad timeline mer!Otto at the end❤️

The Info

History/story:

This particular au Otto has a super long lifespan, upwards of a few thousand years

He’s one of only a few remaining merpeople of his particular species, most of whom died out fairly soon after he reached maturity

He’s been around long enough that he was once revered as a sea god, and people painted him on pottery, most of which has been lost to time

He began his life quite innocent, just learning about the world on his own

Was amused and unbothered by the groups of people who thought he was a god, mostly because he was still fairly young at the time

He became more aggressive as he got older, and had a few phases of about 50 years each (first in early sailing history, then maybe in the early 1600s, and then later in the 1700s) where he fought a lot of whalers/sailors/general seafarers, and was even known to terrorize smaller ships for fun

The seafarers of all kinds who mistook him for either a whale or were hunting him specifically during those times usually didn’t return from their voyages

He has had a decent amount of interactions with peaceful land-bound humans during his lifetime, mostly from people who had heard the myths, who were trying to make some sort of sacrifice to a sea god, or who plain stumbled upon him by accident, his dealings with these types of people have mostly been pleasant

In more modern times he has mostly retreated to one particular hidden cave, in an attempt to live in peace and avoid modern recording and hunting technology, though he’s a little magical so cameras don’t really pick him up properly

Physical stuff:

He’s BIG and incredibly inhumanly strong

His human skin is a very pale blue/green/grey color, his octopus skin is a dark blueish-green

His eyes have black sclera, orange and gold irises, and horizontal pupils (like an octopus lmao)

His teeth are bone-colored and very sharp

He’s got half-inch long dark green claws on each of his fingers

His hair is brown and wavy just like canon Otto (more like NWH Otto)

His octopus half connects to his human half just below his tiddies, and a trail of octopus skin leads part way up over his sternum

He has three hearts (and other as of yet undetermined strangeness in his organs bc of the human/octopus hybrid business lmao)

His blood is blue, which makes his mucus membranes (inside of his mouth, etc) blue-green in color, and also makes him blush the same blue-green

He’s cold blooded but can still function totally normally in water of any temp including freezing deep sea water

His skin can change colors for camouflage purposes and it also sometimes does randomly when he’s asleep and dreaming

He doesn’t need to sleep as much as humans do but does anyway sometimes just because

The tip of his hectocotylus (reproductive tentacle) is shaped a bit like a rounded bud, with six segments that open like a flower, allowing the tentacle to lodge inside a host for better egg-transferring success

His body makes eggs constantly, so there’s always a fresh supply, and any that are over a few days old just get absorbed back into his system

He can also produce several different types of goop, mostly for reproductive uses

Personality:

He’s very similar to how I imagine canon Doc Ock, aka suave, jaded, with a slightly more prickly exterior, but on the inside he’s got a heart(s) as soft as the squishiest marshmallow.

He is initially a bit aggressive toward anyone who finds him, mostly to figure out what they want, but if the person takes long enough to explain themselves and is nice, he softens up quite a bit

He likes music, tasty food, and pretty things

He doesn’t like people who want to hunt him

He doesn’t fall in love often, but when he does it happens fast and hard

When he does love someone he wants nothing more than to absolutely smother them with affection of various different kinds, physical and verbal

Extras:

He eats mostly meat, but won’t turn down the chance to nibble on a variety of other things

He’s ticklish

He has three biological children, carried to term by 2 humans

He has both ear lobes and both nipples pierced, and has several nautical tattoos

If there’s anything else y’all wanna know about, please feel free to ask me!!!

(Also about my sad timeline mer!Otto, basically his story is the same as my regular mer!otto except instead of getting wiser and calmer as he aged, he got wilder and angrier and sadder, eventually devolving essentially into a real sea monster. He’s quite broken and fucked up until someone comes along and just accidentally finds a soft spot inside him that he didn’t even know was there any more😭❤️ Cue soft hurt/comfort-style relearning of trust and kindness and love and all that sappy shit💕💕💕)

[dabideserveslove]

Ask about my AUs

I just have a ton that may or may not ever be actually written and I wanna talk about them so...

Here they are! With genres but little to no other context lmao.

Just please note that the ones with a * next to them are ones where a character (usually trans Dabi) being pregnant is part of the main plot.

AU's

Shouto & The LOV (found family, humor, hurt/comfort, angst)

ShigaDabi Post-War Rehab (hurt/comfort, angst)

Pro-Hero Touya/Vigilante Hawks (hurt/comfort, angst)*

Pro-Heros DabiHawks Family (fluff, humor... some hurt/comfort)*

Service Sub Dabi/Trans Dom Shigaraki (NSFW, super kinky but also like incredibly soft... maybe some hurt/comfort, too)

No Quirks Starving Artists ShigaDabi (hurt/comfort, angst)*

Pro Heroes TodoBakuDeku Surprise Baby (hurt/comfort, angst)*

ShigaDabiHawks Accidental Baby-Trapping (humor, kinda crack-ish, but also a bit angsty and y'know, hurt/comfort is a thing that I totally never write)*

Champagne Problems ShigaDabiHawks Fantasy AU (Hella angst and hurt/comfort and lots of fucking romantic drama)*

Assassin!Shigaraki/Prince!Touya (uhhh enemies-to-allies-to-FWBs-to-rivals-to-begrudging allies and FWBs again-to-lovers????)

Trans Feral Catboy Touya Chaos feat. Pro-Hero Hawks, Aizawa, and Leader of the LOV Tomura (crack, humor, some NSFW bits and lets be real prolly some hurt/comfort)

DabiZawa Witch & Detective AU (...ok this one is more hurt than comfort, slow burn, NSFW sometimes)

Vigilante Tenko who is Too Gay to Function around certain people (humor, multi-shipping to the max)

No-Quirks Businessman Hawks/Chaotic Touya trying to take his company down (slow burn, lots of sexual tension, some NSFW, also kinda angsty w some hurt/comfort)

Mer!Dabi/Pirate!Shigaraki (hurt/comfort, slow burn)

EraserDust No Quirks (hurt/comfort to the max, trauma-healing, kinda slow burn but also kinda not?)*

Questions:

🥺 Cutest/fluffiest moment thus far in the AU

😭 Saddest/Angstiest moment

🥵 Most NSFW/Spiciest moment

💖 Favorite moment/line thus far

🤣 Funniest moment/line

🧐 What inspired this AU?

😅 Will this AU - honestly, realistically - ever be written in full?

😴 What's the part of this that's making it hard to write?

🤔 Is there a title for it? If so, what is it?

🥳 Make up a mock-AO3 listing for it (title, tags, summary) and share it

🤯 Share one plot twist/spoiler from the AU

😮 Are there any oh (or oh fuck) moments where feelings are realized? If so, share one!

🤭 Free for all - ask anything you want

Send me an ask with a number and emoji!

[reallyprofoundkryptonite]

I’ve decided to sod it and put out a post saying that I’m open for roleplay! I have a few rules, however they probably aren’t anything too crazy. I’ve been pretty bored as of late, and I’d be interested in pretty much anything, if not simply wanting to test out this lycanwing boy-

Preferred characters that my partner plays as could be Viggo (but it’s up to them :3) I’m okay with original characters and I’m okay with Oc and Canon Character ships.

Do I play ocs?

Occasionally. I only have one, and he’s a modern au and doesn’t really fit the httyd vibe.

I mostly stick to Krogan from httyd rtte. He’s the character I feel the most comfy playing as so qwq

Types of aus I have

I have a lot, and basically some of them range from mildly divergent from canon, to modern aus.

Though I have a lot of mer aus. And I do mean a lot

Same with half dragon/LycanWing aus.

Winged aus

And more :3

Characters

The main character I play as is Krogan. I will be sticking with him, however I am very willing to add other canon characters if they need to be added, though I don’t really feel comfortable with completely playing a character that isn’t Krogan as a main in a roleplay.

Types of ships I will do:

OC x Canon

Canon x Canon

________

M x M (b x b)

M x F

Themes I am absolutely okay with doing:

- Gore/Violence

- Romance

- Angst

- Fluff

- Dark/Maturer themes

-Horror/Body Horror

Themes I’m not okay with:

I don’t exactly have anything that really freaks me out or makes me uncomfortable; however I would probably just state that pregnancy is one of my turn offs (random ik but-)

Please be at least semi literate. One liners are okay, but I also like some longer responses. Don’t be overwhelmed about this lol. Sometimes we don’t get inspiration to do long replies and that’s oki ❤️❤️

If you wanna rp on discord; my tag is

Maea #8451

Otherwise I can figure out how to use the tumblr messaging system if you would prefer to stay on this site for roleplay. I like getting to know the people I’m rping with so expect some chatter from my end Lmao.

Thanks for reading this Lmao it’s appreciated

[a-life-revised]

Places a shell in front of you. Places another shell in front of you. Another. One more. Upends the bag and spills shells everywhere. (Mer au?)

ok so I'll do something for this in another post as well, but I'm gonna answer this with my mermaid au idea for Megatron

so Megatron is a big, scarred up great white shark that calls this big sunken ship his home, very much the stereotypical sort of sunken ship, wooden, cracked in half, buried in the sand, lots of old sort of human treasures laid about

He has a goliath grouper as a pet that just sorta hangs out and eats whatever fish he doesn't finish

Megatron is sort of exiled/self imposed self exiled, after a failed revolt attempt, and now he just sort of stays in the same area doing a whole lot of nothing

@achievedsomething is a curious little lion fish, prince and next in line to the Primacy, running off from the responsibility of it all because it's a lot of pressure and he is NOT Optimus, when he stumbles across the sunken ship

he goes to have a look see inside, and Megatron basically just sneaks up behind him and asks him if he regularly makes a habit of going into other people's houses without so much as a hello

from there, Rodimus goes back and forth between Iacon and the ship, up until someone uh,, follows him and finds out who he's talking to, and it,, goes from there, I haven't planned that far lmao

[lovespelt]

OK I JUST WOKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND MY DREAM WAS REALLY WEIRD AND IT GAVE ME AN INSTANT GOOD KUSH AU—

Ok so— Mermaid and Pirate Au.

BUT—!

mermaids are the size of their fish genetic ×2.

If you're mixed with an angel fish you are the size of a human child when you become adult.

Sharks mixed genetics makes one the size of a average boat, bigger than humans.

Mermaids are mixed with fish genetics ×2 while sirens have simple but colorful tails only (and they're the size of a average human)

Ok now Imagine this—

Whale shark! Mer! Izuku x Pirate! Katsuki

Whale sharks are known to be the most largest sea creature in the ocean, imagine a mermaid twice that size LMAO.

Ok so whale sharks can be the size of a large koi fish when their babies so Izuku would look like an average baby mermaid, he sometimes get mistaken as a siren as a child. (Also a whale shark is very fitting for Izuku coz of— y'know, the dots on the whale sharks.)

Ok BACKSTORY—

Izuku likes to swim near boats as a kid.

Katsuki was born in the ocean, on the boat he was standing on coz both of his parents were pirates too (not mitsuki and masaru, I don't think they're good parents ngl.)

He also wants to be captain one day, leading the best ship and the best crew and all that jazz like his parents, like the legendary pirate who had crossed the 7 seas and lived, All Might.

He was kind of Isolated bcz they were always at sea but he was a pretty smart kid and his parent's crew were nice (ft. The whole UA staff coz why not—)

While Izuku's mom told him that he shouldn't ever go near a island coz Izuku's mom is really big and she could easily be spotted so they stayed in the deep waters. (Aka where the Illuminati thing kinda is, but we'll just call it the 7 seas mmk)

But Izuku is a very curious child, he follows is mother's rule ofc but she never told him to stay away from ships nearby.

So when he saw this really big ship, he was amazed by it. He followed the ship when they steered their sails for a few days, he's still close to his mama so it's ok.

Katsuki notices some kind of thing following their ship for the a while now, even as a child he's pretty sharp. So one night he decided to sneak out of his chambers to the edge of the boat to see if the thing is still there.

He looked down and saw a pair of green glowing eyes. He froze, he didn't what they were, they might be a siren from the books he had read but siren's eyes don't glow. And the creature hasn't even sung yet.

So he decided to approach it.

Izuku was surprised. He had seen this small blond human on the ship lot's of times during the day. He was small. Like him! He wondered if they would make good friends?

And when Katsuki finds out that Izuku was not a siren he was relieved,so when they started talking he was surprised of the amount of human words Izuku's knows (wonder who taught Izuku that—*cough* all might *cough*), but as much as Izuku's human speaking is pretty good it's not enough to make a conversation. So every night, Katsuki sneaks out and hangs with Izuku and taught him how to speak like a human and read human books.

4 weeks, nearing the end of the 7 seas after going around it (no one has ever gone through it without surviving, except all might)

Izuku had learned alot, he could read and speak human! Although not perfect but still can pass! But he's sad now coz he can't come with Katsuki, he had to stay close to his pod with his mom.

Katsuki was devastated when he heard this from his (one and only) fish crush friend, he promised that when he grows up, he'd be the best pirate of all time and he would be the next to cross the 7 seas without going around it and meet up with Deku (that was the closest thing Izuku could pronounce his name in human rather than mer tongue) and go on adventures with him.

Izuku, who cried, promise to stay in the 7 seas and wait for Kacchan (again, hard to pronounce words with Izuku's sharp teeth) to come back. So they pinky promised it and pulled each other close.

Nobody would believe a child when they say that they'd seen a mermaid every night while out in the 7 seas. No one would believe Katsuki when he'd say that he had his first kiss with a fish.

Ok so TIME SKIP.

Katsuki became a really well known pirate in all the ocean. He became the new captain on his parent's ship and improved it. He found a good trusting crew who were very skilled at what they do. (Ft. The whole class 1-A with Shinsou coz why not)

He'd found lot's of treasure and gave it to the poor people on islands. Fought a couple of high ranked bad villains of the sea. To the kingdom's rules around, he was a pirate. But to everyone, he was a hero.

So when the time came, he kind of forgotten his promise to Izuku and thought of those times with Izuku were very wistful dreams.

When his ship came close to the 7seas he decided to go through it like all might and to be the best. Ofc the crew was anxious but they trusted their captain.

But when they reached the one half of it, there were really big waves, everyone panicked. Trying to turn around. Katsuki held the steering wheel tight, trying to turn the ship around. Everyone was running around doing whatever they can to make the sails go to the opposite direction.

Then suddenly.

There was a huge spash.

And a very big shadow wad towering down ship.

Everyone slowly looked up and saw.

The most biggest person (?) They had ever seen.

It had dark-green hair with very round equally green eyes, lot's of freckles spreading on it's upper body, and it had a mouth with very sharp teeth.

A mouth that was smiling.

Like and Angel.

Katsuki became breathless.

The creature looked so familiar, just like—

"...Deku..?"

The creature laughed, eyes twinkled with excitement, it swam really fast to somewhere fast and flipped himself like a dolphin. the pirates looked at him in awe.

"Kacchan! Kacchan came back!" The creature swam back to it's original position near the ship and grabbed Katsuki by the back hem of his shirt, lifting him up the ship.

There were surprised and panicked sounds coming from the crew but Katsuki held his hands up, signaling to stop. Never looking away from Izuku.

Izuku placed Katsuki into one of his very large hands and held him up to his face. Katsuki reached out his arms and touched Izuku's nose.

"you... Fucking dumbass,... How did you get so big?!?" Katsuki exclaimed with pretend anger, not that it was convincing, his face had a smile threatening to break, he slapped Izuku's nose with not force.

Izuku giggled and kissed Katsuki all over his face. (Which. His lips are already all over Katsuki's face LMAO)

"I missed you Kacchan." Izuku smiled, "I love you."

Katsuki blushed and grumbled. Forcefully grabbing what he can on Izuku's cheeks and kissed him on the nose, muttering "I love you too..."

The crew from below the ship were confused, awe and low-key scared by this.

"Uh." Denki said dumbly.

Kirishima whistled "wow. Who knew Bakugro had a lover."

"Hah, a fish none the less too, no judgement though." Kyouka snorted.

"well I think they look cute together!" Ochako exclaimed.

"maybe this is why Bakugou wanted to cross the 7 seas? To see his one true love once again~." Sero said, while still looking at the huge ass fish carrying their captain.

"Uh." Kaminari said dumbly. Again.

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Aojxnsjfkekc it's really late and my brain made it look like a fanfic ckenfjkkfv hshshshs hope you like?? It?? Sorry if there is any spelling mistakes! I'm really tired haha. Hope you like this weird ass Au I made.

sdjakjdhas this is such a cute and creative au??? i love whale sharks so much also, so izuku in this au makes me extra happy 😊!

[hiccanna-tidbits]

Do you maybe have some headcanons or Au or something for Moana x Merida? I really like that ship! 🤗and I like your moodboards with moanida! ^^

Anon I need you to know I am literally crying TEARS OF JOY because I have FINALLY received an Ask on this humble little blog and I am OVERJOYED

Yes, I would love to talk about Moanida!!!

I’ve got a few AUs I kinda play around with for them--might make moodboards of them one of these days! A couple I really like are a Mermaid AU and a Selkie AU, probably with Moana as the mermaid/selkie because of her ocean connection??? But I really like the idea of Selkie!Merida too, since it would go so nicely with selkies in Scottish folklore and all that. Either way it solves the geographical issue because they can just swim to each other!!! Also yes, these gay girls crossing literal oceans for each other is absolutely the hill I’m going to die on. I’m also a fan of a sort of Mythology/Goddess AU where like Moana is an ocean goddess and Merida is a volcano goddess of sorts akin to Te Ka with cool lava hair and scary volcanic rock skin and only Moana’s soothing ocean waters can calm her eruptive (heh, get it?) rage. And this also means FORBIDDEN SAPPHIC LOVE FORBIDDEN SAPPHIC LOVE FORBIDDEN SAPPHIC LOVE

Also MOANIDA HEADCANONS YESSSS

I thought up some just for you <3 Some are more general and some are more specific AU-focused so I tried to sort them by AU but there’s probably gonna be some overlap.

General ~Merida is THE most overprotective girlfriend. Like she knows Moana’s independent and can take care of herself, but she absolutely will not tolerate slander of or threats to her girlfriend of any kind. If Merida were to meet Maui at any period in the timeline where he and Moana weren’t really cool yet and he was still being kind of a dick to Moana, Merida would try to fight a literal demigod. She doesn’t give a single fuck. ~Once Merida hears about the Tamatoa Incident, she wants to fight every crab she sees. She also develops a taste for crabcakes and crab rangoons because she starts eating lots of crabmeat solely out of spite. Moana finds this endlessly amusing. ~Moana definitely has the braincell between them. She’s constantly having to hold Mer back and talk her down from starting shit. Merida would unleash the Rage of a Thousand Suns upon her enemies if given half the chance. ~Merida is very physically active and loves working out--she would work out twice a day if given the chance. She’s just really about those exercise endorphins. Moana makes her fresh tropical fruit bowls and tropical fruit smoothies for after her workouts. Merida adores these and eventually she absolutely refuses to drink any smoothies not made by her girlfriend. ~They’re both lowkey caffeine addicts. Merida usually loathes getting up early (unless it’s to work out or go riding with Angus) and will snap at anyone and everyone until she’s had coffee. Moana knows how to get her hands on these really amazing-tasting, obscure types of Polynesian coffee, so she hooks them up with The Good Stuff. After tasting the coffee Moana gets, Merida honestly never wants any other B-tier type of coffee again. ~They love to go sailing in Moana’s boat. In a modern AU where the boat has a motor, Merida likes to make them go really fast for the adrenaline rush and the feeling of wind in her hair. It kinda freaks Moana out to go that fast, but it’s honestly worth it for the look of absolute elation on Merida’s face, and the way she laughs and cheers the whole time. ~Sometimes they like to go out on more calm, tranquil night sails. Once they’re a ways out, they just lie on the deck and stargaze. Moana points out all the constellations to Merida and rambles about how to navigate with them. Merida just turns and watches her with this super-smitten look the entire time. ~Moana teaches Merida some Maori. She teachers her how to say “I love you,” and, at Merida’s request, how to swear. ~Sometimes Moana calls Merida Maori words Mer doesn’t understand. Merida gets mad because she thinks Moana’s insulting her. It turns out she’s just calling Merida a bunch of super sappy Maori pet names. ~Sometimes Merida and Moana just like to talk shit about people who are pissing them off IN Maori, so they don’t understand. ~Whenever Merida absolutely goes OFF on someone for saying something homophobic or sexist or whatever, Moana just stands back and crosses her arms and smirks, and says “Thaaaat’s my girl!” It absolutely never fails to make Merida blush like a madwoman and start blubbering like an idiot and lose her original point completely. ~When they fight, they are SO stubborn, petty, and dramatic about it that they can stay mad at each other for DAYS. For really bad fights, they usually end up needing a mediator (in a RotBTD+ AU, I imagine this would be Rapunzel, Anna, or Hiccup). ~Angus and Pua are best friends. No, I will not be accepting criticism at this time. They get into lots of hijinks and shenanigans, and sometimes they sneak out together and Pua likes to ride around on Angus’s back. When Pua and Angus go missing, Mer and Mo just kind of sigh like “Oh, they’re out adventuring again, aren’t they?” ~Angus also always protects Pua so he never has to be scared of adventuring again!!! Pua still remembers his and Moana’s disastrous first sailing attempt, and Angus makes sure little Pua never gets into danger like that again. ~Hamish, Harris, and Hubert ship it SO hard! Moana turns out to be really good with kids, and has even been known to assist with the boys’ mischief from time to time. They definitely think Moana’s a good person to keep their sister’s chaos in check while not being TOO much of a boring wet blanket stifling her fun. ~Sina absolutely ADORES Merida and basically adopts her and treats her like a second daughter. After hearing Merida doesn’t have the best relationship with her own mom and feels like her mom doesn’t try to understand her or respect that she’s different from her, Sina gets like...SUPER angry and and starts doting on Merida to an almost annoying extent. She never wants Merida to have to feel forced into being someone she’s not, since she saw that with Moana and how much it absolutely KILLED her to be kept away from the ocean. ~Tui is leery of Merida at first, mainly because she seems like she’s going to be a bad influence on his daughter. However, he eventually comes around to her once he sees how much she loves his daughter, and they bond over both being ridiculously overprotective of Moana. ~Fergus also adores Moana, and basically knew Merida was gay from the jump--them dating is 0% a surprise to him. He’s honestly just glad that his daughter has someone more rational and down-to-earth to prevent her from doing anything TOO stupid. ~Elinor meanwhile, traditionalist that she is, is NOT about this whole lesbian thing and would probably be pretty homophobic...at least at first (steaming hot take, I know, she’s just got tradition so far up her ass I don’t know if she’d EVER be okay with her daughter choosing not only to forego marriage to man COMPLETELY--not just delay it--but marry a woman instead, who she couldn’t produce an heir with. Also sorry but I do not like her and probably will not portray her particularly favorably in my HCs sorry not sorry lmao) Maybe she comes around, maybe she doesn’t. I’ll leave that up to your imagination. Although I am not an Elinor fan so I think you already know my take XD ~Moana is grey-asexual grey-aromantic, so she CAN be sexually and romantically interested in people, it’s just...very rare. Merida is basically the only person she’s ever wanted to legit date. Maybe she likes boys too, but she wouldn’t know--she hasn’t found any she’s into thus far. Merida, meanwhile, has always been a raging lesbian, and has had lots of crushes on girls over the years (in an AU where she has the opportunity to, anyhow--ARE there even any girls her age in Dunbroch??? XD). When her parents would read storybooks to her as a kid, she’d always finding herself getting doe-eyed over the “fair maidens” rather than the fearless, ripped warriors who saved them from danger.  No crush ever hit her quite as hard as Moana did, though. But Merida knows for a damn fact she isn’t into men--90% of the time she can’t stand them and their antics, and the only men she’s ever really felt any kind of affection for are ones in her family or ones who remind her of one or more of her family members. ~Moana makes Merida flower crowns. Merida grumbles endlessly about how “girly” they are, so Moana hunts down some black flowers to make one with so it’ll look a bit more badass and intimidating. Merida absolutely LOVES it and wears it everywhere. ~Merida teaches Moana how to horseback ride and how to shoot a bow and arrow. She’s pretty not great at either at first, but Merida is incredibly patient with her. This shocks everyone around them, because since when is Merida patient with anyone? ~Merida also teaches Moana swordplay, and they LOVE to spar with each other. Agressive flirting during sparring sessions is very commonplace. If anyone attacks either Dunbroch or Motunui, Merida and Moana are a force to be reckoned with. ~Likewise, Moana teaches Merida how to sail and some kinda basic naval combat skills (i.e. how to shoot that harpoon gun or whatever it was she used to fight the kikimora off). ~They don’t have sex that often because neither of them has that high of a sex drive, but when they do, Merida tops if a strap-on is used. ~Moana is the kind of person who just kinda sings songs to herself as she goes about her daily routine and her chores. Merida loves to listen in because she thinks Moana has the prettiest singing voice on earth. That doesn’t stop her from teasing Moana about “singing all the got dam time,” though. ~Literally ALWAYS cuddling and kissing when they’re watching something together or just doing any kinda idle activity at home together. These girls cannot keep their hands off of each other. They hold hands in public pretty much everywhere they go, and Merida yells at anyone who makes a fuss about it.

Modern AU ~They meet while Merida is studying abroad in Tahiti. Maybe because Maui (who’s Moana’s cousin or older brother or something) has a tattoo parlor, and of COURSE Merida goes in to get some edgy bow and arrow tattoo to piss her mom off. Or maybe Merida is just snorkeling in one of the coves on one of her days off, and she runs into Moana and they just Vibe. ~I also like the idea of them meeting at a bar/nightclub type place in Papeete--like maybe Maui owns the nightclub because he just likes to party like that, and he lets his little sis Moana poke around in there because he’s lowkey a terrible influence XD And maybe one night Moana’s bartending to make a little extra cash and Merida comes in and gets really drunk on like a huge Sex on the Beach or something and starts really clumsily hitting on Moana and Moana gets SUCH a kick out of it. Merida can’t remember much of the flirting the next day, but she and Moana still become fast friends. ~Merida is constantly ditching class to sneak off and go see Moana. Her grades are plummeting. ~When the semester abroad is over, they promise to keep in touch over the internet--although Moana also wants to write letters because she loves the idea of having a pen pal. Merida teases her mercilessly for being so “old-fashioned” but also doesn’t have the heart to say no. ~They end up confessing they like each other over internet chat. Merida damn well knows she’s gay and has for a while now, but she’s terrified of telling Moana she’s into her because she’s really scared Moana’s straight. So when Moana is the one who ends up confessing to Merida, Merida has literally never been happier in her entire life. ~Once Merida graduates, they decide to just say “fuck it” and move to some big seaside city together (for some reason I really like the idea of them living in Los Angeles???). Merida needs to get away from her overbearing mom and Moana just really wants to see more of the world besides the South Pacific, so away they go! ~BROADWAY MUSICAL NERDS BROADWAY MUSICAL NERDS BROADWAY MUSICAL NERDS! They both fucking LOVE musicals, especially those with sapphic undertones (Wicked, anyone?), and will loudly and obnoxiously sing along to the soundtracks, much to the chagrin of all their neighbors. They’re also pretty big theater fans in general--especially Merida, always rather the dramatic type. ~At some point they save up and go to see Wicked on Broadway together. The trip ends up being one of their all-time favorites, and their fridge is covered in goofy, dumb selfies of them in New York. ~Moana goes to every SINGLE one of Merida’s archery tournaments, and every single game of any other sport she plays. Literally no one cheers more boisterously or enthusiastically than Moana does. Whenever Merida hits a bullseye or scores a goal, Moana grins and nudges the people next to her (even if they’re complete fucking strangers) and goes “That’s my girlfriend!!!” ~Merida is a goddamn punk, and is always walking around in spiked jackets, combat boots, and basically any other clothing that says “don’t fuck with me.” She tried to start a punk rock band once, but it ended up falling through because no one would sponsor Merida’s angry screamo songs about smashing the patriarchy. Moana still went to all of their tiny-ass, tacky concerts though, for the few months they were “touring” the city. ~Merida taught herself how to play electric guitar because she thinks it’s Edgy and Cool. Moana really likes to dance, and knows a fair number of traditional Polynesian dances and has even taught a class or two. Merida learns how to play some traditional Polynesian music on the electric guitar so she can play while Moana dances. The combination of hard rock-esque shredding and a very mellow island dance looks extremely bizarre to anyone watching, but the girls absolutely do not care.

@takaraphoenix I said I’d tag you in Moanida content I made and I am a woman of my word!!! Enjoy!!!

Please y’all, send me more asks about my ships!!! I love to talk about them!!!

[roguish-gallery]

u kno i crave that riddlebird

Excellent choice, as always. I went a lil overboard w this I hope I don’t mind 😔👉👈

Send me a ship and i'll tell you

-who cries when someone dies in a movie

Oswald... but he refuses to admit it. He definitely grew up watching and crying during soap operas with his mom.

-who wears the ugly holiday garb

Like I said earlier, easily Eddie. Oswald will literally stab anyone who even vaguely gestures towards an ugly sweater (unless it’s homemade, then he’d begrudgingly wear it bc he doesn’t like to be impolite and the fact that someone made him something genuinely means a lot to him)

-who pays for the meals

Oswald pays for Eddie’s food without even thinking.

-who slams the oven door and who plays the trombone

Eddie slams the door, Ozzy plays the trombone

-who brings home stray animals

Oswald brings home stray ducklings or hatchlings rejected by their parents or exotic birds from the zoo and will give Eddie the most forlorn look when he gets home like “🥺🥺🥺 they were all alone🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 I had to do something, Eddie🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 you won’t even notice them🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺”

-who leaves the bathroom door open

Eddie, and it drives Oswald batshit every time

-who tells the ' dad jokes '

EDDIE. But Oswald is known to do it once or twice to keep people on their toes.

-who wants kids more

Uhhh... I think it fluctuates between them. Oswald would think about it more, but he has very, very complicated feelings on having children. Edward likes the idea of having a child, but he doesn’t know if he could raise them properly.

-who travels more

... idk, maybe Eddie? They both like staying in Gotham.

-who spends more cash

Oswald

-who buys the things in infomercials

EDDIE. Oswald comes home from work to find his husband chilling in the most obnoxious-looking Snuggie and before he can say anything Ed is just like “chill babe I got u one too. No we can match <3”

-who draws in the dust on their cars

Eddie draws TASTEFUL dicks all over Oswald’s nice Bentley.

-who starts the snowball fights

Edward starts the snowball fights, and Ozzy finishes them.

-who throws away the directions to things

EDDIE. Oswald meticulously stores his instruction manuals and Ed is like “lmao naaaaah I can EASILY figure this shit out.”

-who puts up holiday decor

Alfred Both... kinda? Oswald only does it bc he likes to keep up appearances and Eddie likes being obnoxious.

-who is more likely to forget to bathe

Edward because he’s a filthy g*mer and sometimes he gets so busy a motherfucking sorcerer in RuneScape that he forgets to shower. Oswald put a stop to that real fucking quick because he HATES being dirty and he refuses to let Eddie sleep with him on his silk sheets if he smells like a stale pizza box.

-who gets more obsessed about things

Both lmao

-who sings in the shower more often

Both lol. They like taking showers together and they’ll duet ABBA and other sexy stuff (basically 70’s-80’s shit bc that’s vaguely around the time they grew up since they’re 40/50-ish. I guess I need to make a playlist of the shit they sing/make love/fuck to)

[oliviahxlts]

OTP questions for ben & mer!

What was their first impression of each other? They were 10 so it was like Ben: Haha she has a weird accent Mer: Why is this boy talking to me?

What is their ship name? I dunno. I think it’s BenMer but they have the most uncombinable names ever.

Describe their relationship dynamic. To everyone else, they’re friends that kiss sometimes lol. They don’t outwardly show affection in front of other people, but rather they tease each other and laugh together. The first time anyone other than Kenny sees them kiss is at their wedding. Everyone is a little stunned when Meredith gets pregnant because some of their extended family didn’t even know they were dating. Smith had to ask Charlie when that happened and she’s like “idk”.

What was their relationship like before they got together? Basically, the same as it is when they’re together, except they didn’t kiss or any of that other stuff. They’re best friends.

How would they describe each other?

Ben: She’s so short I lose her every time we go somewhere crowded, but she’s cute so I don’t mind. She knows my favorite color is blue and makes the lights change when I’m sad. She watched me play lacrosse for 4 years and refused to learn anything about it. She treats my baby sister like she’s her own, even when she interrupts us. She has so much hair. It’s like a lion—a pretty one! But it gets in my mouth every time we lay together and it’s all over my shower. She looks like Tinkerbell in that one Peter Pan scene when she gets mad, but don’t tell her I said that. She doesn’t know the reason my favorite color is blue is because that’s the color her eyes are. I love her. I love her so much I swear I see the rest of my life when I look at her. What did you ask me again?

Meredith: I don’t really like talking about my feelings. Ben does. He talks a lot, in a good way. I like to listen to him. I don’t understand that game he likes to play, but I know I love the way his face lights up when something good happens. I feel safer next to him than I have in my entire life. He’s so warm. He let me into his family and I’ll always be grateful for that. If they were mine I wouldn’t want to share. He’s nice to me even when I’m mean. I’m not even sure he knows how to be mean. He has the cutest dimple, only one of them. He lets Lucy hang out with us, even when I know he intended for us to have alone time. I don’t care where I am or what I do, I just want it to be with him. That’s how I know I love him, because I have hope for tomorrow finally. Life isn’t about surviving anymore, it’s about living. He’s also not bad to look at. Don’t tell anyone I was this sappy, okay? I’ll deny it.

What do they love about each other? He loves that she is mean when she has to be and hates it when people point out that she did something nice. She loves that he is just so god damn nice to everyone. In high school, they never ate lunch with the same people two days in a row. She knows he understands the loneliness, but it’s still very sweet of him.

What do they have in common? They both like science fiction and strawberry ice cream.

What are some differences between them? Other than those two things they have vastly different interests lmao

What made them realize they were in love? Meredith realized it when Ben missed another girl at a party, except she had to be told that she realized it by Kenny. All she knew was she was fuming about it. She did something not very nice to the girl. It wasn’t bad! She just zapped her butt and burnt a hole in her jeans. Ben can’t tell you when he realized it. He always knew it, in some way.

What are their love languages? Quality time and acts of service.

Do they get married? Who proposes and how? They do! Ben proposes with the help of his fourth graders. It’s adorable.

What would happen if they never met? They would both be very sad, and then I would be sad. No actually I don’t know. They wouldn’t be as happy. I don’t even know if Meredith would be alive.

Who dies first? How does the other one react? I’m skipping this one because no thank you.

Are there any love rivals? No not at all.

Describe your favorite moment of that ship! AJ's three-ish and still sleeps in what's basically a big crib in their room. He's also nonverbal as far as they know. He wakes Ben up in the middle of the night to let him know he had an accident. Ben tries not to wake Meredith up and takes him downstairs to clean off and put some more clothes on. He throws the bedsheets in the washing machine and tells AJ he can sleep in their bed the rest of the night. And then they eat ice cream. Meredith wakes up anyway and goes to find them and sits and eats with them too. She makes some joke like "Did Daddy wake you up just to come eat with him?" and AJ just casually tells her "No Mama" and goes back to eating. They're both too stunned to say anything about it. Turns out he knew how to talk this whole time, he just didn't want to until now.

What do other characters think about this relationship? Their friends say it was about time. Kenny calls them my parents randomly in conversations and people will be confused. Hailey very sweetly says she’s happy for them but she saw it coming six years ago. Rory pretty much says the same. Charlie laughs. Lucy does not care. Levi is the only one caught off guard by the news, but he is very bad at picking up on things anyway.

Talk about a headcanon you’ve never talked about before. They’re both teachers at the same elementary school and the school year after they get married Ben’s fourth-graders point out that their art teacher has the same last name as him. He says he doesn’t know what they’re talking about. Then he walks them down to her room and she gives him a little kiss and then they’re like “are you married or something?” and Meredith seamlessly goes with Ben’s story and says she doesn’t even know him. This goes on for a whole year. Many of the kids' parents think they’re having an affair or something.

What does a typical date look like for them? Them, sitting on the living room couch with a pint of strawberry ice cream, trying to watch a movie but they can’t because either Lucy, Charlie, or Kenny come in to annoy them, or Hailey decides to vacuum, or something else happens that’s distracting.

What’s a really significant moment in their relationship? Um, I would say when AJ is born, for many reasons both happy and sad.

[elecman108]

Man, I forgot to post 90% of my art here for the past while. I’m gonna do an art dump in this post under the cut. Enjoy the bonk emoji if you don’t click the read more, and man am I dumb and forgetful lmao.

Includes: OCs getting names, a Sonic impression, a D&D map, homosexual energies, a sheep floating in the astral sea, a birthday drawing I already posted, Hex Maniac Ender, D&D Characters, D&D Characters as Miis in Miitopia, Little Hater Axel, local Demon in the consciousness of my D&D character yelling at him, illegal plants, a necromancer being cute, an actual event that happened in a D&D game two days ago, and Mermay drawing.

That’s everything in here as a TL;DR, I guess. Enjoy your day!

I’m gonna try and sort of have them in chronological order, oldest first, but I may end up putting them in the wrong order. If I do... Whoops, I guess?

[04/14/21] - This isn’t really new art, but I started to work on giving the four OCs of mine without a full name full names... I have not finished this bit, though. So Hunter and Akira have full names, and Warlock and Assassin only have temporary names. This may end up like Seven where I put in their names as a temporary name (7th OC I’d made at that time) and it just kind of... sticks. Lmao.

[04/20/21] - Alone on a Friday Night? God, you’re pathetic. I didn’t colour this one because it was a half-attempt at a meme image I still like it, though, so I might end up colouring it. It’s gonna appear again whenever I do my “unfinished drawings art dump” at some point probably in... June? I know I said I’d post them last month but forget it, lmao, it’ll happen eventually.

[04/20/21] - A D&D Map! This was to help me visualize the layout of my D&D character’s ship he used to be on. Also for my DM if they ever put us aboard the ship. The little fella in the corner is just there to vibe. This map is made of free to use assets from This Website, so while I’m gonna say DONT USE MY MAP WITHOUT PERMISSION, feel free to make your own!

[04/26/21] - Lesbian Day of Visibility drawing of yours truly, the disapointment! That’s... really all I have to say about this, honestly. It was just for that one day and that was it, lmao. I mean, I accidentally lined it in dark pink, so.. .That’s different, I guess?

[04/30/21] - Do Astral Seas dream of Ensorcled Sheep? Does the City know what Sheepleb is going to do? What crimes he may commit? Who knows! This was fan art of Critical Role ep. 134 if I remember correctly, right at the end when they jumped into the portal into the astral sea and Caleb was a sheep. Using my knowledge of the German language, I knew the word for “shit”, and had to use it.

[05/07/21] - This was already posted, but it’s going in here to dilinuate that it was drawn at this point. Also, aside from playing Miitopia, this is all I have to show for myself until the 12th.

[05/12/21] - Hex Maniac Ender challenges you to a Pokemon Battle! WIll you win against my team? My sis, who loves fairy types, pointed out to me that there’s a fairy girl and hex maniac duo, so I’d be the hex maniac. I spent... Over a week drawing this, because I basically had to redraw the Hex Maniac art from scratch in a higher quality size, and then draw myself over it. So... You can excuse the low-effort background for once. It was basically this, and then my birthday doodle from May 1st to May 12th, and then I took a break to draw up several D&D characters quickly for fullbody references.

[05/12/21] - Remember this art I made several months ago? I finally added my other two completed characters! I have three more named but without character sheet D&D characters, so for now this is just Kara, Axel, Golden Shadow, Kau, Cecillia, and Miri. Kress, Tempest, and Melia will have to wait until I make character sheets for them to be posted, and... For when I probably make more D&D characters. I have at least 9 additional, incomplete character ideas floating around, so... I’m never gonna be done this art, huh?

[05/12/21] - Speaking of D&D characters, did you know I’ve been making them as Miis in Miitopia? So here is their finished full body art next to their Miitopia self! Some of them look a little off (Golden Shadow, Cecillia) because of limitations of the editor and shading issues, some of them look a little off (Kau, Kress) because this is a human face canvas that I’m using to make a non-human face, and some of them (Melia, Axel) look REALLY GOOD. Common traits among my D&D characters include green eyes and tall. You wanna know why? Because I am tall and... despite having red eyes, I do have green eyes under the coloured contacts.

[05/15/21] - More D&D stuff! This is based around my D&D group’s current Rime of the Frostmaiden campaign where our Goliath Fighter, Nioh, ends up getting a little bit of hate for being cocky, and our little (well over 6′) hater, Axel, is just a man full of irritation. These are the tallest two characters of the group at the moment. Someone send help. Nioh belongs to one of the other D&D players, Axel (and his stupid additude) belongs to me.

[05/15/21] - This is what me playing D&D feels like. Me, the demon entity trapped inside the head of my D&D character, yelling at them to do things while the dice decide that they’re gonna get bopped a hundred times by a yeti and somehow still survive. This is also a reference to our first or second game where I just ran off like sixty feet to one side of the battle map to fight a Crag Cat and was just in Gay Baby Jail until like two turns later when I could run back to the others. I also drew him not in his winter gear even though this is a bit from when we were atop Kelvin’s Carin in an icy cave, so maybe that’s why he’s at low HP.

[05/15/21] - Melia has good gardening tips, such as Use A Mars Mii Trap To Hide A Body Because They Are Endangered And It Is Illegal To Dig Them Up. I love her a lot, because she’s the youngest of four, all four sisters based around the different seasons. She’s based around Autumn, so she’s all orange and yellow and brown and is so cute. Also she’s Chaotic Neutral, as if she didn’t need to be mildly more threatening.

[05/15/21] - Cecillia is my Tiefling gal who lived in a very northern town plagued by cold weather and snow, and Axel is my Pirate guy who spent most of his time further south on the high seas and warmer weather. So, naturally... I’ll use the guy more acclimatized to the hotter weather in the campaign where we spend 99% of it in the snow. She uses Tarot Cards as her spell focus, and I decided to sneak my other D&D characters onto her Tarot cards so naturally, Axel is The Hanged Man, given his backstory and personality. She’s a very cheerful and friendly Tiefling Necromancer of the Hexblade, so she’d for sure take care of those around her to ensure their success. Especially if they’re on her Tarot Cards, and their spirit comes to her aid when she asks for them.

[05/16/21] - Content Warning; Ryma thinks too much into local stupid moron’s lack of knowing how to answer a question and thinks too much into the reputation of Pirates. Poor Axel, man doesn’t know how to socialize with people who aren’t pirates and is used to being hostile towards everyone, so when he’s asked a question that his answer to is “uhh... no?”, he panics and ends up making a mistake that leads him to think that Ryma can read his mind. Ryma belongs to another of the D&D players. I guess me drawing all those spicy Cow Costumed OCs earlier just brought me to drawing Axel being a bottom in this, huh?

[05/16/21] - It’s Mermay, which means more OC drawings! Here’s Theo after drinking some potion that turned him into a mermaid, and Seven, tiredly, collecting his stupid boyfriend so that Lailah can fix the fact he’s turned into a mermaid. Mer!Theo is based around his sword’s colours of indigo-purple with red accents, which looks a little weird since Theo is the Blue one of the group, but... it looks cool, I guess. Seven’s just the same outfit as always, just no gloves this time.

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And that’s it for the art dump! This was, frankly, MASSIVE. I’ll try and remember to upload both on Twitter and Tumblr at the same time, but... Ah... I have been drawing a fair bit. Just mostly sketches and linework that I haven’t finished and may not actually finish. If they’re not completed, I’ll dump them all into something at the end of the month or whatever. Maybe you’ll get the old sketch of the Axel face in panel 3 because in the sketch phase it was an Ahegao face, in the clean sketch it was a lip bite, and in the linework and final it’s just horny face. lmao.

Top ten things I have to remember for drawing: AXEL HAS A SCAR AND GREEN EYES. I remember his eye colour now, but if you look at his fullbody ref, he’s got brown eyes. And, naturally, I keep forgetting to put in his scar. He has more, but most of them are located in areas covered by his clothes. So if I ever draw him shirtless I guess I’ll have to place them somewhere.

Also maybe finish the reference sheets I have left to finish so I can post more of them, since I have two “Pets” completed (Roko and Mona’s nameless pet), but I have to do up Hunter, Warlock, Assassin, Akira, Myuut, and Stella. I’m betting when I do complete two more, it’ll be Hunter and Akira. Those two are the most fun to draw, at least.

[yukipri]

Hey so I’m sure you get like a billion asks about it but can I just say I looove your Mermaid AU? Like Hot Damn, it’s so fun, and your art’s incredible!!! I really like how you played into Mermaids being naive/gullible, especially with Luffy being naive/gullible. I also enjoy the fact that Luffy’s still strong in this AU. Like, still just as kickass as in canon, it’s just that people are way more willing to trick her into being caught rather than to fight her, which, is the best way to (1/?)

WOW! Thank you so much for sending these asks, they were a joy to read, I’m so happy you like this AU!!

Just a general thing first but: Please don’t EVER assume I get a ton of asks, or don’t want to hear from any of you reading this!!! I’ve been blessed by having so many kind folks stopping by my ask box recently, but usually I get nothing, dead silence, and it’s legit been years since I’ve had more than a handful of asks ;_;

I am ALWAYS happy to hear from you, I am ALWAYS happy to see you have questions, I will NEVER be annoyed or think you’re over asking! If something has already been asked before, I might redirect to a previous answer, or if it’s a spoiler/something I’m working on, I might tell you that, but I don’t expect anyone to have gone through all my asks (heck I forget what I answered sometimes ^ ^;), and again, just knowing there’s interest and that you’ve thought about my content means so much, and questions of any kind definitely do that! I might take a few days to answer bc I don’t want to bother anyone by spamming my dash, but please don’t ever think I’ve ignored or don’t want to see your asks <3

(and if you have a lot of questions that might want longer, thought out answers, it’s absolutely okay to send multiple asks! Like if one person sends 10 separate asks with 10 separate questions, I’m ecstatic! I might take some time answering and not answer them all at once, but don’t ever think I’ll be anything but overjoyed!)

Now to answer the things you’ve mentioned in these asks:

I don’t necessarily think mermaids are naive/gullible in general, but Luffy definitely is, both in canon and in this AU, and yup, as you’ve pointed out, she’s a much more attractive target due to being 1) a girl, 2) a mer. I thought it’d be an interesting combo!

Altho, lemme be honest with you here: that isn’t the main reason why Lu’s a girl in this AU. The main reason is simply because I suddenly wanted to draw Boobs, and realized that in all my many past fandoms, I very rarely draw boobs. I think ladies are awesome, just my fav charas/ships tend to focus on guys, so not much opportunity ^ ^; So I thought it’d just be fun to give myself an excuse to practice, ye know? And the only reason why everyone else isn’t also genderbent so it’s ladies everywhere, is bc well, I still really enjoy drawing muscley dudes too ^ ^; I apologize if it seems a bit “het” (tho tbh, Luffy doesn’t really read as particularly gendered to me either way), but really I just wanted to draw both boobs and moobs if that makes sense >.>;;; it ain’t that deep lmao

The ENTIRE crew is hyper protective, this AU’s defs got a lotta Everyone Loving Lu! It’s defs ASL and specifically AceLu centric especially at first, and yes he’s very protective and has every reason to be ^ ^; Sabo will also definitely be HYPER overprotective (especially given the situation he finds her in...), and the rest of the crew gets increasingly protective too. The original straw hats (yes they’re all eventually recruited) obviously so, but I’m also really excited to think about the potential of Thatch and Deuce in the crew. I’ve already shared some long rambly thoughts on Patreon, hoping they can make it to comic form one day haha!

Shanks absolutely did not know that Luffy’s a girl, and Mihawk absolutely figures it out, and casually lets slip when he visits. Let’s say that Shanks being shocked is an understatement (and wouldn’t it be hilarious if Ben already suspected but decided not to say anything), and may or may not have tried to immediately go see for himself......

As for Luffy’s wanted poster...you’ll see ^ ^;

Thanks so much for coming by to talk to me!!! My askbox is always open if you ever have any more questions, or just want to come chat or say hi or anything <3