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diodykus · 2 months ago

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the funniest thing about being one of the only transmasc dykes on my campus is that i’m catnip for bottom dolls and nonbinary ppl

#i need to wrestle another butch #forced down and shown my place #i mean what who said that #i feel bad for the ppl who talk to me tho #they don’t know #i’m there to make them feel good #but i need orders #butch #lesbian #dyke #lesbian culture #lesbian history #butch dyke #butch4butch #lavender #dykeposting #butch bait #butch4all #butch4femme

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gerrykeay · 9 months ago

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did you know there's a day-by-day timeline of the plot in the dungeon meshi adventurer's bible and TODAY is when it all kicks off

happy falin gets eaten and the gang starts eatin' day :)

#i'll put the full timeline in a reblog for other Nerds #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #admittedly its early but i hadnt seen anyone post about it and someone Needed to #this thing is so thorough you could put together a reread order for a dunmeshi daily. but i didnt do that #or get a 'on this day in dungeon meshi' blog all queued up. i didnt do that either

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pangur-and-grim · 8 days ago

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the problem with ordering food is that you’re immediately like I shouldn’t have done that…….i shouldn’t have spent that money…….but then the food arrives and is so delicious (and GOOD FOR YOU!) and you live to smile another day.

#my top three expenses are mortgage -> vet bills -> food #I wish ordering food wasn’t so rewarding #unfortunately it is like someone delivering happiness to your doorstep #BUT ALSO I NEED TO STOP SPENDING MONEYYYY

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 1 year ago

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the fact that shakespeare was a playwright is sometimes so funny to me. just the concept of the "greatest writer of the English language" being a random 450-year-old entertainer, a 16th cent pop cultural sensation (thanks in large part to puns & dirty jokes & verbiage & a long-running appeal to commoners). and his work was made to be watched not read, but in the classroom teachers just hand us his scripts and say "that's literature"

just...imagine it's 2450 A.D. and English Lit students are regularly going into 100k debt writing postdoc theses on The Simpsons screenplays. the original animation hasn't even been preserved, it's literally just scripts and the occasional SDH subtitles.txt. they've been republished more times than the Bible

#due to the Great Data Decay academics write viciously argumentative articles on which episodes aired in what order #at conferences professors have known to engage in physically violent altercations whilst debating the air date number of household viewers #90% of the couch gags have been lost and there is a billion dollar trade in counterfeit “lost copies”#serious note: i'll be honest i always assumed it was english imperialism that made shakespeare so inescapable in the 19th/20th cent #like his writing should have become obscure at the same level of his contemporaries #but british imperialists needed an ENGLISH LANGUAGE (and BRITISH) writer to venerate #and shakespeare wrote so many damn things that there was a humongous body of work just sitting there waiting to be culturally exploited...#i know it didn't happen like this but i imagine a English Parliament House Committee Member For The Education Of The Masses or something #cartoonishly stumbling over a dusty cobwebbed crate labelled the Complete Works of Shakespeare #and going 'Eureka! this shall make excellent propoganda for fabricating a national identity in a time of great social unrest.#it will be a cornerstone of our elitist educational institutions for centuries to come! long live our decaying empire!'#'what good fortune that this used to be accessible and entertaining to mainstream illiterate audience members...#..but now we can strip that away and make it a difficult & alienating foundation of a Classical Education! just like the latin language :)'#anyway maybe there's no such thing as the 'greatest writer of x language' in ANY language?#maybe there are just different styles and yes levels of expertise and skill but also a high degree of subjectivity #and variance in the way that we as individuals and members of different cultures/time periods experience any work of media #and that's okay! and should be acknowledged!!! and allow us to give ourselves permission to broaden our horizons #and explore the stories of marginalized/underappreciated creators #instead of worshiping the List of Top 10 Best (aka Most Famous) Whatevers Of All Time/A Certain Time Period #anyways things are famous for a reason and that reason has little to do with innate “value”#and much more to do with how it plays into the interests of powerful institutions motivated to influence our shared cultural narratives #so i'm not saying 'stop teaching shakespeare'. but like...maybe classrooms should stop using it as busy work that (by accident or designs)#happens to alienate a large number of students who could otherwise be engaging critically with works that feel more relevant to their world #(by merit of not being 4 centuries old or lacking necessary historical context or requiring untaught translation skills)#and yeah...MAYBE our educational institutions could spend less time/money on shakespeare critical analysis and more on...#...any of thousands of underfunded areas of literary research i literally (pun!) don't know where to begin #oh and p.s. the modern publishing world is in shambles and it would be neat if schoolwork could include modern works?#beautiful complicated socially relevant works of literature are published every year. it's not just the 'classics' that have value #and actually modern publications are probably an easier way for students to learn the basics. since lesson plans don't have to include the #important historical/cultural context many teens need for 20+ year old media (which is older than their entire lived experience fyi)

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malenjoyer · 4 days ago

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He’s shy

#my art #Batman #Cassandra Cain #Bruce voice: I have a mission for you. accompany me to the nearest rite aid to buy last minute black eye shadow because ordering online #takes a minimum of one day delivery. I need it for patrol tonight #next we go to ktown to see the chiikawa collab in civilian wear. this is very important and an urgent mission

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cozylittleartblog · 7 months ago

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"content creator" is a corporate word.

we are artists.

#anti ai #fuck ai #artists on tumblr #please do not call me or any artist a content creator #i'm an artist. a fanartist. a designer. but not a content creator #ai clowns in my replies will be deleted and blocked without response so do not waste your breath #you are not an 'artist' for generating an image any more than you are a chef for ordering from a restaurant. someone Else did the work.#owen dennis just deleted all his blue sky stuff again and i hate that he does that because he makes such interesting comments #about the entertainment industry lmao i need to just. start screenshotting every smart thing he says #anyway thats why i decided to finally make this when its been sitting in drafts for a few months #owen dennis #edit - if you dont know who owen dennis is he's the creator of one of the best animated series of the last 20 years (Infinity Train)#he's very open about talking about art and the entertainment/animation industry on social media and in his newsletter and hes so cool 4 it

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chloesimaginationthings · 4 months ago

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Happy 1 year anniversary to FNAF ruin!!

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myxozoan · 3 months ago

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ok gumby

#captains pov BTW #splatoon #agent 4 #agent 8 #agent 3 #captain splatoon #side order #drew these a long time ago. i need an art blog.#agent 24

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ultravioletness · 2 years ago

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I’ve been making gay knights (and ladies) collages on my phone at work

(Part two)

#gay knights #knight x knight #knightcore #medievalcore #pre raphaelite #john william waterhouse #haz asked me to post them #these are in the order that I made them and it’s not even all of them….#I’ve been having feelings.. about knights and all of that #i can’t tag all the painters I don’t remember them all #the app I used is the one in the watermark #for all your phone background needs #that was my initial goal and then it spiraled out of control #hold on let me add some more silly tags

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rpgmakerds · 1 year ago

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super order 64 / who needs elevators?

#splatoon #ted draws #side order #gif #i don't draw marina enough #this needs to change...NOW

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semisentientseafood · 7 months ago

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hat

#:D #splatoon #splatoon 3 #pearlina #side order #I need to draw this

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bloodbroox · 3 months ago

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asajj is currently rescuing force users through the hidden path along with quinlan, in this essay i will-[GUNSHOT]

#UGHHH I MISS THEM #disney. disney look at me. i need them back. it's serious.#they served girlboss malewife on astronomical levels #it's the dathomirian witch x jedi who uses psychometry and survived order 66 for me #oh to be romantically involved with asajj ventress #fanart #star wars #my art #artists on tumblr #asajj ventress #quinlan vos #vostress #dark disciple #the hidden path

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pangur-and-grim · 25 days ago

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alright, this one's a little more silly

#this chapbook needs 15 poems #I have 11 finished 😤#and they're in narrative order! so the first poem (this) comes before Belphie's birth #and then we go through him falling sick #and RECOVERING!!! 💃#I'm a little unsure if this one's as strong though.....I feel like the best ones are in the middle of the book #(which is bad if I'm trying to sell it to a publisher bc they might just stop reading)#belphegor

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loserrofthecentury · 19 days ago

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I think the funniest thing about the rhetoric that butchfemme is somehow heteronormative is that a lot of the things butches are called heteronormative for, men don’t even do.

#like dude. you’re comparing a butch who’s picking up boxes for her gf #to a man who wouldn’t even order pizza for his wife #lesbian #butchfemme #butch lesbian #femme lesbian #I’m sorry for clogging up the tags I just needed to get this shit out of my system #and if you recognise the twitter post I’m referencing… NO YOU DO NOT #i

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umblrspectrum · 2 months ago

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