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nartml · 5 months ago

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I can't stand ship wars but I physically can't restrain myself when I see my faves mentioned in the comments of a video that says smth like "when there's a disgusting ship that makes you sick to your stomach but for some reason it's popular"

Cuz they gotta be rage-bait, ain't no way you're saying bkdk or stsg or itafushi or killugon or sns or erasermic or any other perfectly normal ship instead of naming shit like gojo x yuuji?

Saw someone say "any ship that isn't canon" and I started laughing, some y'all really hate fun huh

#like it can't be that hard to conceptualize that a ship you dislike≠disgusting and revolting and should be burnt at the stake #they got me ready to start with the paragraphs #i never do i manage to hold myself back but trust that i am laughing at your nonsense #stsg #itafushi #bkdk #satosugu #killugon #bakudeku #fandom ships #sns #erasermic #and i understand hating bkdk cuz some of the fans ARE annoying or maybe you for some reason still hate katsuki in the year 2024 #but itafushi? like what have they done to yall that you comment them under a “ships that i hate sm i could kill yo mama for shipping them”#ain't no way #it's not that serious #like if you wanna hate fun and have horrible taste be my guest ig not like it's gonna stop me from being a diehard shipper of these morons #at least i never see haikyuu ships mentioned. idk what id do if i saw anyone saying #shobio #or #bokuaka #but i know it wouldn't be pretty #haikyuu

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nenoname · 2 months ago

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"Alright, line up for some affectionate noogie-ing!"

(bonus newspaper attacks and fez pets)

#stan pines #stanley pines #mabel pines #dipper pines #gravity falls #the little giftshop of horrors one technically isn't canon #and he immediately rips out her hair a frame after this😭#but it's also the first ep where he calls her sweetie #so it's still a look into his state at this point of the series #....minus the 'would kidnap a random guy cos they wouldn't buy anything'#it's a shame that scaryoke is basically the last time he has adventures with the kids before nwhs cos hes focused on the portal tho #which is funny cos im pretty sure a huge aspect of the 'he knows about weirdness' reveal was so he could have said adventures with them #but i think he only really has that fight with the animatronic badger with none of them around

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technically-human · 3 months ago

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I always get so excited when you post your art! It’s so cute!

All I’ve been thinking about lately is the boys getting hired to actively haunt someone and Charles insisting they do the old bedsheet ghosts for authentic haunting.

Why is there lore in my silly comic?

ko-fi

Bonus, the boys went to Mexico during Día de Muertos:

#ask ask ask #dead boy detectives #dbda #payneland #edwin x charles #charles 'my smile is pretty convincing´ rowland #prettiest charles i've drawn fr #my girlfriend is mexican and she approved #she asked to include flores de terciopelo with the usual cempasúchil #all this to say different traditions affect ghost differently depending on where they are #if they went to Japan they would accidentally join the hyakki yagyō #yes i know it's more for yokai but the idea is amusing to me #let me know what other traditions would affect them. this is important to me because i'm a nerd #sorry i kinda changed the request but this idea wouldn't leave me alone

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shatouto · 1 year ago

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i've seen a poll about gale and anders but i feel like this one is a more difficult one to answer

#baldur's gate 3 #dragon age #see i think astarion wouldn't want to damage his nails. but also he has vampire reflexes #on the other hand fenris is.... fenris #personally imma go with fenris #edit: ok apparently y'all think this is an easy question sjdjsksk #no i legit was trying to be fair to astarion! he is pretty strong in melee (especially when he fights dirty)!#i mean it he's the dps in my party full of casters (maybe that's the problem...)#edit 2: my soul is pledged to fenris but istg y'all are so mean to astarion in the tags 😭😭😭#edit 3: okay fine i should've said a fight instead of a fistfight..... sorry astarion #you all should know that every mention of fenris's strength makes me 🥵 btw. as it always goes #edit 4: the astarion roasting is starting to feel more like me being roasted personally and ya know what i deserved it-

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heybiji · 9 months ago

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#dnd art #dnd character #ocs #dungeons and dragons #drow #elf #dandelion treehollow #status: currently fatally cursed #and worried about how his friends will fare without him #he's the face! he's good with words! he can look like anyone with his magic and can get them out of trouble!#also he's willing to do shadier stuff to do it!#if he dies will they be okay?? HOW WILL HE KNOW???#(i think he'll be alright but who knows)#his arm is ROTTING!!!#time to summon his evil book back that he's pretty sure has a connection his evil mom but you know what #desperate times #as far as he's concerned his mom wouldn't let him die... right?#also lowkey stressed about this fatal curse being broken but uhhhh.... maybe a different curse he has also being broken which.... uuuhhhhh.#UUUHHHHHHH....#anyway we play this weekend i'll keep yall posted #pray for dandelion #ravelers #PRAY FOR DANDELION!!!#also what a humiliating way to die. punched by a mummy.#actually with his mommy problems this new mummy problem is kinda funny i take it back

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kirkwallguy · 3 months ago

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cullen's crush on f amell/surana drives me insane. is he the first templar to have taken interest in you? have you been dealing with this your entire life? how long has this been going on? how long did it take you to notice the extra pair of eyes on you in the hallway? does he know you or does he just think you're pretty? did he mean it when he said he'd kill you? do you believe him? do you find yourself alone in corridors with him often? is it a coincidence? is he one of the good ones? is he stronger than you? whose side will the knight commander take if you have to defend yourself? is it worth it? how many of your friends have survived a situation like this? how many haven't? what are your odds? are you feeling lucky? are you sure?

#genuinely horrifying to think about being in that situation. having been in Situations.#i think his crush is as innocent as it could be in the circumstances. he's young and a pretty girl his age caught his eye #but imagine that sickening fear of realising youve been singled out by a templar. not knowing what's going through his head #a lot of this is why matilda is the way that she is with relationships lol. ghosting leliana wasn't a nice thing to do but like. she had to #when your entire life has just been calculating the odds of the person who's interested in you killing you. you cant just drop that #they dont have cbt in thedas! and if they did matilda wouldn't do it and if she DID it wouldn't work on her

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bacchuschucklefuck · 4 months ago

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space sweepers but they're delivery people and are at no point on screen through the entire movie

#fantasy high #riz gukgak #kristen applebees #gorgug thistlespring #adaine abernant #fabian seacaster #figueroth faeth #the bad kids #half tempted to say these names are forum handles they use so much it pretty much became their professional names lol #I keep them teenagers bc its funnier that way #no real lore I just like drawing this. but I do think abt how theyre all weirdos too also bc thats funny to me #riz is a huge conspiracyhead who does everything by hands. he has a casio fx-570 in mint condition. nobody knows how he's maintaining it #he is nonetheless Really Good at his job. which somewhat tracks bc it's a job that requires keeping up with interstation conflicts #and new policies and an obsessive amount of planning. but he is Too Good at it. and also he dresses like that #kristen has the atomic engine that theoretically lets her unmake and remake matters with her mind. but it consumes a huge amount #of energy so it's mostly useless. she's still a cult survivor also #gorgug lives his entire life on a ship with his parents who quit a cushy deal maintaining a space station bc he wouldn't be allowed on #the low gravity let him grow very tall but also his oxygen saturation is pretty bad so he's got breathing support #fig is a robot who just found out she's a robot like two months ago. she's been assuming everyone's a robot like her and she's been feeling #very betrayed by her mom lying about that part. she's on a body mod spree which is rough bc system-specific parts are expensive #and so is adapting random parts to her system #fabian's still a pirate captain's son. can't say anything that'd be able to get the vibes across clearer than that #adaine went to tech/business school. she put her monthly allowance towards an ecoterrorist group in her academy which turned out to be an o #and she's currently wanted by UTS. more than fabian. which makes him slightly mad #she's also acquired a passion for low-tech weaponry on the way. she likes ice picks and cleavers #I think up all of this for no reason except that once again the idea of all these people being 1/teens and 2/on the same ship to be posties #is hilarious to me. esp. if they were in a forum group chat beforehand

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pragasecacomdoenca · 2 months ago

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Russian roulette (don't try at home)

#death note #art #nate river #mello #mail jeevas #pretty sure filling the whole chamber is against the rules #never played it tho so I wouldn't know

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antiadvil · 6 days ago

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phannies: it's so sweet how phil was wearing the wad hat in the hospital 🥺 he needed something to remind himself of dan. it must have brought him so much comfort in such a scary time phil, probably: dan bring the migraine hat the fluorescent lights in here are fucking killing me and i want to go on tiktok

#lou is loud #dnp #dan and phil #phan #yeah u can still have a migraine hopped up on fentanyl. opioids are allegedly not even good for migraines which sucks #i wouldn't know for sure because no one will let me try!!#the tylenol w codeine for my wisdom teeth did not do shit for my headache but that's also. not fentanyl #i do know people who have had migraines on some pretty strong opioid painkillers though #you may be thinking: surely if you nearly died from bleeding from your ass you wouldn't be worried about your migraines #to which i say: i have never almost died from bleeding from my ass but you'd be surprised!!!#i told my family that if i get taken to the ER for non-migraine reasons tell them to give me a migraine cocktail too while i'm there #idk if you can get keterolac if you've been like bleeding though? probably not? so as long as it's not a blood reason #phil's migraine

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somegrumpynerd · 15 days ago

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It's cold around the castle this time of year so Horror set a fire in one of the fireplaces, and some people got especially cosy

Cross by Jakei95 Killer by Rahafwabas

Bonus doodle:

#UTDR #UTMV #My Art #Cross Sans #Killer Sans #Kross ship #<Not necessarily but y'know. for those who want it #It is entirely possible to fall asleep on a guy platonically for the record #LOOK!!! I did a background :D I did shading!!!#I'm super proud of it too this looks pretty good ^^#Honestly these two being like. nap buddies is just everything to me #They were just sitting on the floor watching a movie or something but at some point Cross just started to kinda lean #And he sorta melted into Killer's side while he fell asleep #Killer was quite happy to use him as a headrest but then the close contact got him too relaxed and he fell asleep too #Nightmare was going to throw a blanket over them so they wouldn't get cold later when the fire went out #But then he dozed off in his chair too.. the fire is powerful on a cold day!!#It's okay the warmth of cuddling sustained them for the night #Though Cross may never be the same from the embarrassment #And Killer may never get over how much he wants this to happen again (but doesn't know how to ask and won't try)#I hope you guys like the sight of this one cause I'm definitely reblogging it again in the morning lol

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coldbycrossfade · 1 year ago

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MAN THAT REALLY COLORS THIS RESPONSE IN THIS CONVERSATION SO DIFFERENTLY FOR ME

#bg3 #like here my silly ass that doesn't know shit was thinking 'wow i'm actually surprised he's pretty chill with this'#JOKES ON ME I'M BOOBOO THE FOOL #IT'S P R O B A B L Y MORE LIKELY THAT HE JUST ASSUMES IT WON'T LAST AND HE HAS NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT #WOW............DAMN............GOT ME #CAUGHT ME SLIPPIN CAUSE I AM A LORE NOVICE HERE....................................#like SURE you could ASSUME that astarion would be flippant about having multiple partners like why wouldn't the flirty one be that way righ #but no no no there's much to think about here i'm unpacking the fucking layers i can feel my mind peeling like an onion #woag mama #i'm not articulate today b/c brain fog but i hope that made any sense #and hey maybe I'M even making assumptions but calling it a 'harmless affair' just.....that hits different #astarion

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fairylando · 2 months ago

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why are they so poetic even in their sadness...

#lando staying close to his omega i know that's right #nsjjsjs just kidding #but i wouldn't put it past him if he actually was seeking some comfort after this race #that's... actually pretty cute guys #give us a date now #carlos sainz jr #carlitos #lando norris #landino #carlando #feel like they've been looking out for eachother quite a lot this weekend #more than usual #idek why #just... the body language of it all #qatar gp 2024 #formula 1 #f1

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lazylittledragon · 9 months ago

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blueberry cinnamon rolls with the recipe because people on the bird app wanted it <33

#ramble #baking #this is not tried and tested i just made it up today based on things i've made before #i was worried it wouldn't work but they're really good #they're not very pretty but they're delicious #i tried to separate out the text bc i know it's hard for Me to read it when it's all lumped together #i've never done a double rise before this (usually only once with the rolls in the pan) and it WORKS they're super fluffy #@ any pro bakers. am i doing ok #ratios are hard but i'm trying

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lemonspades · 9 months ago

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I like to think Link's abyssal stomach is one of the only things Zelda accepts can't be explain by modern science. also CULUUUUURRRRZZZZZ

< Part 20 - Part 22 >

Masterpost

Also for now I'll be stagering the uploads to every 2 weeks.

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royalarchivist · 1 year ago

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Mine: Refer to me however you want!

Mike: Yeah, for me too. I think I use all pronouns too.

[They high-five and fist-bump each other]

Mine:

[via @barbmine]

#Mine #Barbmine #Mikethelink #Mike #I LOVE THEMMMMMMMMMMM THEY'RE SO FUNNY #Mine funniest person alive fr #also YOOOO LETS GO??????#I didn't know Mike was ok with any pronouns #and Mine too??? that's awesome!#Also for those who don't know: Mine is Mike's wife!#They're both bi #They're so cool I wanna have a silly sweet partnership like this someday *clenches fist and stares off into the sunset*#As per usual: not a native Portuguese speaker so can't translate the full thing #please feel free to hop in with translations and/or corrections!#Though I'm pretty confident about these. Wouldn't post it if I wasn't #I'll be real idk how to translate viado LMAO #It's like. Not what google translate will tell you it means #idk imo I think ''homo'' sounds right but ONCE AGAIN: I'm not a Portuguese speaker #Poor Mine I laughed when she first posted this image ages ago and I replied to her saying it gave me a good laugh and she was like #''WAIT I PROMISE IT DOESN'T MEAN WHAT GOOGLE TRANSLATE SAYS IT MEANS''#it's all good Mine I'm bi too I am not phased lmao #I don't personally use that word but I do not care when other queer folks use it

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firestorm09890 · 4 months ago

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Y'ALL. Y'ALL so for a long time I've believed that "the sun" in Meursault's story is Carmen, and I went to check Hell's Chicken's dialogue to see exactly how he said that he'd dealt with distortions before, and... you know what else he said?

To my knowledge, it is a phenomenon where an individual morphs into a form often unfit to be considered “human”. It has no known causes, and the appearances were all different.

Unfit to be considered human.

Meursault, who, in his book, was judged by the court to be soulless.

Meursault, who has EGO for Cyborgs who have been so mutilated they barely act like people anymore; a murderer who was experimented on until ceasing to be human; a sheep named after Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?, a novel about the humanity of androids and the inhumanity of humans; and now a rose that can't help its bloodsucking nature, based on Carmilla, a vampire whose story emphasized the duality between her vampiric traits and her human ones.

Meursault, who answered Heathcliff's ironic question of if he had metal for brains like this:

I'm placing my bets now, that line from Hell's Chicken is foreshadowing for Meursault's canto even more than "I have witnessed a number of [distortion] cases in the past" was

#limbus company #project moon #meursault #sorry if my info on carmilla is off i still havent read the book #me post #CLARIFYING IN THE TAGS: MEURSAULT IS HUMAN #it would be a disservice to his character and honestly pretty gross if he ended up not being human #the entire point is that he IS human and that other people perceive him as otherwise because of how he behaves #so I guess theoretically if he did distort it would exacerbate the issue?#extremely speculative but there are distortions who can behave pretty normally while distorted #like the marksman of the mist (and also some of the reverb ensemble but those people are all full of issues WAYYY bigger than marksman was)#if meursault was one of those...#someone calling him unfit to be human. it's fine it definitely won't leave a scar on his psyche #i think in his canto there might end up being something about how even though people don't see distortions as humans #distorting is a very human thing to do #anyway i think overall there's juxtaposition with him and don quixote #don isnt human and wishes she could be #meursault is human but people don't think he is #yknow despite my theories it would probably be more poignant if he DIDNT distort #them looking at him and assuming he only couldve done something like that if he distorted but he didnt #oh wait but the timeline... they probably wouldn't have known about how distorting works yet #nevermind back to the first idea #they ask why. he talks about a beautiful voice. no one knows about this yet and they all think there's something deeply wrong with him #'a beautiful voice convinced me' holds up in court about as well as 'the sun was too bright'

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