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randomfusilier · 1 year ago
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"...there is this fantasy that persists, wherein I invite you to stay for a time, where I can take you to dinner, take you to museums and bookstores, we can chat and get to know each other, build friendship and affection, explore each other in mind and body, and when it is time for you to go, instead you decide, decide to stay forever, with me..."
-Jahn Breen from Lying Cat
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would-you-punt-them · 29 days ago
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americans: pssshh you think 80°F is hot???? i'm from big texas this is nothing kid, i might put a coat on actually
europeans: wdym 10°C is cold???? this is shorts weather bro, when you start pissing crystals then we'll talk
unattended raspberries: i went moldy while you were reading this
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dmonet-macitan · 1 month ago
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learned how to use blenders film making tools
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robyn-i-guess · 4 months ago
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liking someone platonically is so embarrassing like. yeah i admire you. yeah i think about you all the time. yeah i look forward to every time i see you even if it's only for a minute. yeah it's all platonic and yeah i couldn't explain this because it'd sound romantic. fucking hell
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apocalypsegay · 4 months ago
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i don't think he clicked through
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twinliches · 5 months ago
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shoutout to the guy who after unsuccessfully hitting on my sister and being politely declined asked her "is it okay if i ask your brother instead" and when she said yes gave me a long and searching look before sighing and going "no. i am not drunk enough to go for a dude. but you look like an angel" happy bisexual pride to this man and this man only. hope you figure it out soon king
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koobiie · 8 months ago
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shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this
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hansoeii · 5 months ago
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the honda odyssey, huh?
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everythingwasnormalhere · 7 months ago
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pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual
im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out
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guiiay · 29 days ago
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jinx and isha visit a walmart
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blabberoo · 3 months ago
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kiryuing · 8 months ago
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elbiotipo · 1 month ago
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Also I've said this before but advertising is an industry that should be considered as pointless and harmful as fossil fuels.
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kedreeva · 2 months ago
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Following the author of The Last Unicorn on Facebook is the only thing that makes being on that site worthwhile.
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(source)
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mroddmod · 3 months ago
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out of context meme of an au i'm cooking
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