#but i get you

[soaps-mohawk]

But like let's be real here, if I was getting rescued by the 141 and I didn't know who or what they were I'd probably cling onto Kyle... man's got a face you can trust and tall people in power intimidate me so Price and Ghost are automatically out... Johnny has a cute accent so my delulu brain would probably giggle as long as I don't see him angry

I'd be so scared they'd probably have to carry me out. But I think Kyle would be the one I'd cling to the most if I was ever in that situation too. He's just got a look about him that makes you trust him and he'd be so calm and reassuring. I'd trust my life in his hands.

[otrtbs]

One thing I hate more on this planet is uni course times being only in the afternoon/night. Like excuse me???? That is my reading fanfic time???

any time can be reading fanfic time if you are sneaky enough 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[quibbs126]

About the whole “guy sleeps with god” idea you have. Something kinda similar is the YouTube show “Satina” where a guy sleeps with the queen of hell and now he parents a demon baby.

Oh yeah, I remember Satina. I think I only saw the pilot and then the first episode when it came out though, don’t know how far it is now

[artfightdramaconfessions]

feel like everyone dogging on omu is just trash talking to trash talk? ya'll are getting mean for little to no reason? also omu didn't post her comms last minute and i'd think she's allowed to participate in an event in a server she's in? it's up to the customers to choose who they comm, and they do not have to comm Omu in the event. my personal experience with the diner and omu for the short times we've interacted was quite nice and Omu never was rude or mean, that's just my two cents though!

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[blueparadis]

okay so here's a really funny meme this is how I picture me (red eyeballs and drooling) with denji and all I really ever want to do is hug him and make him cookies

You are gonna make cookies for him with a knif at his throat lmao. That knife at his throat and that smile is sending me 😂😂

[cartoonsinthemorning]

Since you guys liked Marcille as Kermit that much, it seems fitting to thank you for my 12k milestone with MORE Kercille. And this time, Miss Falin is also here.

Thank you so much again everybody! MWAH 💗

[podcastwizard]

you know that post that's like "if thinking naruto would be proud of you for brushing your teeth gets you to brush your teeth go for it" well today i texted my friends and asked them to pretend to be wizards sending me on a grand quest to eat lunch and buy hand soap and it worked so well i put a load of laundry in and did the dishes too so. i don't know what the lesson is here but maybe give that a try

[mayhemchicken-artblog]

in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off

EDIT: reblogs are STAYING OFF. op was right and correct and i have never regretted making a post as much as this one. if you want to reblog my art you can reblog something else from my blog. or commission me, lord knows i deserve financial compensation for the nightmare this post has put me through

[theboxfort]

Peace and love

[theblob1958]

people are saying do it scared, but you also gotta do it alone. you'll miss out on so much you want to do if you wait til someone will do it with you. do it scared and do it alone.

[bonesandthebees]

one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

[oncorhynchus-nerka]

VERY IMPORTANT a dam in the Netherlands, the weerdsluis lock, is directly on a migratory path for spawning fish. They have a worker stationed there to open the door for the fish, but they can take a while to open it. So to keep the fish from getting preyed on by birds they installed a doorbell. Only, the fish don't have hands to ring the doorbell. If you go to their website, they have a LIVE CAMERA AND A DOORBELL that YOU RING FOR THE FISH when they're waiting, and then the dam worker opens the door for them! I can't express how obsessed I am with this. look at this shit. oh my god.

Please check on the fish doorbell once in a while :)

[dyke-ass-fujoshi]

How I found out about trump getting shot

[tariah23]

Oh…. Well, it’s over for Crunchyroll I guess

[beaft]

my mum forbade me to say anything to my dad about the top surgery thing, and it's just hit me how funny it would be if i got it done and didn't tell him and just waited for him to notice. i mean, what's he gonna say? "didn't you used to have tits?"