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Easily my favourite moment in Epic

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Been feeling myself lately

Not to be like a total whore lol, but I’ve been doing camming! It’s actually been super fun and making me feel more confident

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It's almost that time of the year 🎄🖤

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Lonk and Chonk

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OMG I FOUND THE PLUSH HERE

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We invited our neighbors to our outdoor cat’s bday party

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Captain we're all dead

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*after the events of the odyssey*

*telemachus and odysseus walking down to the docks, after odysseus said he'd go sailing with his son*

(listen the man had missed 20 years of his son's life, he could ask ody to dress in drag & do the hula and odysseus would already be shouting "LUAU" in a grass skirt before tele finished his sentence)

telemachus: i'm so excite- *looks ahead*

telemachus: *stops walking* oh no *sad noises*

odysseus: *still walking* what's wrong son?

telemachus: *points to the sea beyond ithaca's shores* poseidon must be angry today, look at the storm in the distance

odysseus: *looks ahead but without worry on his face* no need to worry, we can still go sailing, follow me

telemachus: *confused but follows his dad*

*both make it to the docks*

odysseus: you get started, i've just got something to do & then i'll join you on the ship

*telemachus hops on the ship and odysseus turns to face the sea*

odysseus: *red eyes activate* i'm. going. sailing. with . my. son.

*the sea storm dissipates in record speed*

odysseus: good.

odysseus: *red eyes deactivate*

odysseus: *turns to telemachus smiling like nothing happened* shall we go then?

telemachus: *happy but very confused*

telemachus: *mumbling to himself*what just happened?

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"The three unmentionables: Yer taint Yer balls And yer dingus."

February 29, 2020

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they stole Patton’s fit.

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give it up for year 3

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can I just log in

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Normalize this response

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guess i'll put this here too, even though its past the day in my timezone lol