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A lot of people are starting to realize, it’s never been about red vs blue

They just made it seem that way

It’s the man against the little guy

And this little guy has had enough

Politics are made to fool you

They’re trying to distract you from the real shit

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its so scary to put yourself out there but a SINGLE message saying "hi i loved what you made it touched me in some way" makes it all worth it 10000%

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I joined Rednote and it’s such a cute app.

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Sorry if this has been done.

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My anxious ass: If you ever break up with me, please do it face to face

My fiancé: Baby, look at your hand. Do you really think I’m going anywhere

Me: Oh

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Antinous: 🎶Only the ocean and I will know~🎶

Poseidon: THE OCEAN!? *Wheezing Ichor Filled Coughs* HELL NO! LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS!

Apollo: Please Uncle, you'll tear your stitches.

One Song Later

Ares: Athena, Imma be honest, I think I'm in love with him. I need him physically, emotionally, carnally. I need him in a way I've never needed a mortal before—

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really quick comic based on this post by @fangirling-phoenix

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HE JUST GOT THERE

Also, suddenly his dad is back

That's a lot for him to handle, ngl

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I wonder if even after Odysseus returns, Telemachus still wakes up in a cold sweat some nights and goes to pace in front of his mother’s door. There’s light and loud talking and laughing and Telemachus grips his sword tightly, tense as he knows he can’t let anyone near.

The door opens and Telemachus jolts, turning to see a man standing in the doorway behind him. He lunges forward, but the man grabs his wrist and shoulder, disarming him and bringing him to the ground. He closes his eyes, bracing himself and feeling a burn in his throat. He failed. He can’t protect her. He-

Suddenly there are gentle hands on his face. A soothing voice replacing the cacophony that the prince realizes had never existed. He looks into his father’s eyes with shame, blinking back tears as the king gently takes him into his arms. Odysseus promises his son that he’s safe, brings him back to rest beside him and Penelope, and lets him have just a few hours of peace before it happens again.

Just thoughts.

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I'm glad they're on the same page

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odysseus: whaT DO YOU MEAN MOVE THE BED????

penelope: oh sorry i thought we were playing the ask stupid questions game

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Epic be like:

The Troy Saga: “I’m going home!! :D”

The Ithaca Saga: “I’m going home.”

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Easily my favourite moment in Epic