#but i def want him and his ferrets

[shipping-all-ships]

LOV Daemon AU

(https://hisdarkmaterials.fandom.com/wiki/D%C3%A6mon is basically where I got all my info on daemon’s since I really like the concept but don’t know the material. Daemons in this AU can be seen by everyone and cannot be harmed by their human’s quirks. They can assume the forms of real animals, extinct or not, but cannot take fictional forms. Daemon’s can touch one another without their humans feeling any effects.)

Shigaraki’s daemon is unsettled, due to his childhood trauma resulting in her feeling the need to always be ready to defend him and being stuck as one animal won’t do. She usually takes the form of a cougar on missions to keep the heroes in the dark about her instability and get the jump on them. She is noted to be a very confident and aggressive daemon, though she does not show her aggression to Shigaraki’s friends allies, and is more level headed and calm at times compared to Shigaraki, though just as blunt. She is unusual in that she’s fine with being touched by others (due to AFO constant handling of her), and can be separated from Shigaraki without either feeling ill effects, though she will be anxious to return to him. Her name was changed to Mizuho (瑞輔), the name Aiko as dead to the world as Tenko is.

Mr. Compress’ daemon is a sable mask ferret who is usually found sleeping in his coat pockets with his marbles, though she will drape herself over his shoulders when awake. She is as smart and humorous as her human, often chatting the ears off any poor daemon near her and always willing to show off the tricks she’s learned over the years as a performer. She is more outwardly vicious than Mr. Compress, reveling in the destruction they caused at the training camp and mauling Overhual’s restrained daemon when they took his arms. She is called Kaitou (怪盗) though her real name is Isako (以佐子).

Toga’s daemon is settled as a loggerhead strike, a cute and round little bird who’s methods of killing involve skewering their prey on barbed wire and earning themselves the nickname “butcher bird”. He’s a rare case of a daemon being able to use their human’s quirk, as whenever Toga transform he also takes the form of that persons’ daemon. Like Toga, he is full of life, often chattering from his perch atop her head between her buns about their crushes, and acts as a hype man to Toga’s usual mania. When they went on the run, Toga decided her daemon needed a cuter name, so she changed it to Nekketsu (熱血); he was very enthusiastic about this change.

Twice’s daemon in a unique situation, in that she was settled as a gray-and-white AmStaff Terrier until The Incident after which she became unsettled, switching between the AmStaff Terrier and an orange-and-white Brittany Spaniel; she primarily stays as the terrier. She is just as playful and energetic as Twice, always trying to get the other daemon’s in the league to play fight with her. She takes great care of Twice, acting like a therapy dog at times to help ground him, and bites anyone who takes issue with that. She actively worries for the safety of the other daemon’s on the team, which earns her teasing remarks from them, and cares deeply for all of her teammates. Her given name is a mystery because the League is sure Twice’s parents daemon’s didn’t name her Double Trouble (Dee for short), but Twice can’t remember what it was and she’s not spilling.

Spinner’s daemon is a 10 inch long Madagascar Day Gecko who often hides inside his scarf and occasionally will sit on his hair. She’s very shy and reserved, to the point that no one had actually seen her until the Kamino Ward incident. While she does not like to be separated from Spinner, she also can go great distances before they feel any discomfort; this combined with her quick nature and small body makes her perfect for reconnaissance, and it makes her happy that she’s of use to the League. Once she came out of her shell, she is shown to be very content and mild mannered. Her real name is Akemi (明美) but she goes by Twister now.

Dabi’s daemon is a meerkat of average size and color, often lounging across Dabi’s shoulders or being carried by him. She’s very quiet and aloof, preferring to sit a little ways off from the others but she doesn’t mind interacting with any of them. As if to contradict herself, she often cuddles up to Dabi or another daemon when sleeping. She does have her moments of bloodthirst and mania, especially when fighting, but her default setting is calm. (Dabi hated the form she had settled on for a while, not realizing that meerkat’s are far more vicious than their cute appearance leads others to believe.) She goes by Homura (炎) now but her name was Hinata (日向).

Kurogiri does not have a daemon and states that he does not recall ever having one to begin with. The many forms Mizuho takes and her easy affection with him often gets her mistaken for his daemon by other humans.

[mossyivy]

No okay, cause Leon’s wife def had an old stinky cat that just wouldn’t die when they were first dating. That cat had probably lost all of its 9 lives already, it was hanging on by a thread. But it was so loving! Poor kitty, was probably rubbing up against her stomach all day the day she went into labor with Violet. Isn’t that crazy, cats can predict when women go into labor before they even feel anything??

Eventually the poor kitty passed, and as time passed by and they had more kids, I could see Leon getting a family dog. Probably a German shepherd or golden retriever. The kids had some pets as well, I could see Violet having some weird pet like a snake or a bearded dragon, which her mother would deathly be afraid of.

Cecilia probably has a cat, she calls it kitty. Or a hamster. That hamster randomly just disappeared one day, and no one knows where it is.

- Anon! 🎀

(God this was fun to think about this stuff!)

His wife had an old crusty cat that was almost as old as she was when Leon and her met. Just a little old lady cat named Winnie who would scream at Leon until he picked her up. You knew Leon was the one because she usually hated men but adored him with her entire little old lady heart. I imagine she probably died not long after Violets first birthday. But everyday that cat would be laying by her tiny humans crib. Protecting her as she slept.

The dog probably came after Cecilia was born (DI Era Leon cause the timeline matches up) a dog that got brought into the DSO as a therapy animal. His name's Smokey and Leon took him on. That dog is as spoiled as the kids are. Constantly up Leon's ass wherever he is in the house. You think it's the universe giving you a pat on the back for all the times he's bugged you while trying to have some time to yourself.

Violet would have a male ferret. Name it Stretch. And it's not that her mother's scared of the ferret... It's just very noisy and messy. But Violet loves this thing. Carries him around the house on her shoulders so he can "feel tall". She taught him how to play dead. Wears him like a decorative scarf and he doesn't care. Violet probably even has a tunnel system going around her room leading different ways just to go back to his cage.

Cecilia definitely has a teddy bear hamster. She originally wanted a rabbit so her parents got her a hamster as a starter pet to see how responsible she is. Puff, the hamsters name, often goes missing... Not on purpose! He's a tricky little bugger that even got away from her mom and dad when she went away to camp for a month during the summer. He was missing for a week but you woke up one morning and found him in the cabinet in the kitchen when making coffee. Nearly had a heart attack, but he was perfectly fine. So eventually you and Leon upgraded this hamster to the life of luxury, a giant tank with attached playground for him to run around in. He hasn't escaped since!

[ninetyminutes]

Saturday Night - Daemon AU

Okay so some of these were harder than others, especially Lorne. I’m VERY open to other ideas, in fact, please give me your thoughts because I’m indecisive and love hearing what others have to say :)

Lorne Michaels - Unsettled/Clouded Leopard(?)

unsettled because he’s lowkey this mysterious enigma that no one can seem to entirely figure out, like people on SNL were obsessed with trying to figure him out but many really couldn’t. I feel like he’d switch between animals like a Fox, River Otter, Cheetah, Red Wolf, Crow, maybe even a Goose that bites peoples ankles idk

if he does eventually settle, like if I were to write this (and I might) I think I might chose something like a clouded leopard but idk y’all

clouded leopard is giving “small but mighty” vibes like you don’t realize they’re that small until you see them in person and also they just look super young no matter how old they really are

I feel like Lorne’s daemon needs to balance him out a bit like they could be something a little less high energy/ act first think later and more calm and calculated, hence the clouded leopard

but they could share some other traits like being extremely clever and confident, having this “I know what I want and I want the best” sort of vibe

Lorne is not confrontational like he seriously avoids it at all costs and feels threatened when put into those types of situations (real Lorne gets genuinely angry), which totally fits Clouded Leopard since they’re typically elusive

Others Considered: River Otter (very close 2nd, aren’t typically characterized as ambitious), Snow Leopard, Cheetah, etc.

***way more people under the cut ***

Rosie Shuster - Mink

independent woman who doesn’t let herself be defined by a man

maybe a little bit manipulative but NOT maliciously, more so clever and very convincing

more confident than arrogant, but is very witty and doesn’t shy away from snide remarks

Others Considered: River Otter

Chevy Chase - Swan

I’m not entirely sold on this one ngl so I’m accepting suggestions

arrogant and egotistical, truest definition of a pot stir-er, can be problematic, self centered

swans are loud af and also kinda aggressive which fits because Chevy is always running his mouth making rude comments and jokes about other people

Others Considered: Peacock, Coyote, African Painted Dog

John Belushi - Binturong aka Bearcat

binturongs are pretty aggressive animals tbh like do not mess with them

Gives another meaning to when Rosie tells John “with all that fur”

bearcats have the eyebrows™️

Others Considered: none because I’m too convinced with the idea of the Bearcat

Dan Aykroyd - Belgian Malinois

was originally African Painted Dog but I think Belgian Malinois might fit better

totally giving happy go lucky dog vibes

crackhead vibes for sure

Others Considered: African Painted Dog, Raccoon, Dingo, Golden Retriever, Australian Shepherd or maybe Border Collie

Andy Kauffman - Umbrella Cockatoo

idk the weird bird thing just kinda fits, you know?

Others Considered: Sun Conure, almost any parrot/macaw type bird tbh, Peacock (for the wierd factor, not the beauty), Mouse

Billy Crystal - Meerkat

def meerkat vibes

his African safari sketch

totally reminds me of Timon from Lion King, probably because he sounds a LOT like Timon from Lion King

Others Considered: none, it’s too good

Dick Ebersol - Beaver

kinda nervous and seems not super confident but is a network executive so he’s got to have some sort of backbone

a bit of a pushover until he’s not, like he can speak up for himself

very logical thinking and pretty smart I’d say, definitely prioritizes the facts which is definitely giving Beaver vibes

Others Considered: Ferret, Burrowing Owl

David Tebet - Leopard

it’s giving arrogance, ego, hotshot, top of the food chain, “I’m more important than you”, and “i can end your career with the snap of my fingers”

aggressive and threatening, overall just really really intimidating like just seeing them lurking or stalking in the background would be terrifying

Others Considered: Raven, Golden Eagle, Mountain Lion

Michael O’ Donoghue - Wolf

but specifically a darker furred one because his nickname is genuinely the “dark prince” so like c’moooon

it’s cliche on purpose

like he’s giving lone wolf but also protect my pack vibes? but a lot of lone wolf, dark horse sort of energy

Others Considered: Wolverine, Tasmanian Devil, Mountain Lion,

[irlbkgs]

T.T, >.<, o.e, & :^* !! with whoever of your choosing <3

wahhh ty!! gonna do lestat, stan and simon my bbygrls

T.T - What show/book/etc from your childhood would you be most excited to show your f/o? What do they think?

for lestat it's definitely hbo's happily ever after (the movie not the show) bc i think he'd unironically get invested and love the whimsy of it and the very obvious lesbian energy from the dwarfelles. it'd be one of those daniel memes but with me (dallas. dallas ze prince has been cursed, dallas! how could zey take away his beauty, mon cher? why must zey punish him so? / dallas. dallas zis owl es so inspirational! ze lyrics, ze use of lightning sound effectz! i must sample zis, dallas! for ze next record, of course.)

for stan he's getting shown crashbox and all grown up. i think crashbox would perfectly appeal to his weird, sometimes offputting sense of humor and the aesthetics are right up his ally. he'd love jumpin johnny jumble and dora schmarmy. with all grown up it'd just remind him a lot of the dynamic him and the losers have <3

and for simon...beyblade metal series ohhhh he'd think it's so dumb and complain about it but when i go to turn it off suddenly it's "no wait i gotta know what gingka's gonna do about ryuga". invested but still pretends he doesn't give af

o.e - What would your f/o’s fursona be? If they’re already an anthro character, what would they look like as a human?

this is such a hard choice omg...

for lestat im thinking possibly a very flashy, rare bird. i don't really know different types but my old english teacher had one that was technically illegal to own in the US but her mother bought it before this law was made so now she just has it and something about that feels so fitting for him. bird that is illegal and flashy, can talk shit and steal from you, but will also pluck out ur enemies eyes. he'd have a very detailed, high end fursuit ofc.

stan would also be a bird for the obvious reasons. maybe a bluejay? or a cardinal? not too uncommon but still very beautiful and loved. uncommon enough where people are still excited when they see em. his fursuit would be hyperrealistic and maybe a bit unsettling but mostly made by himself bc he knows a thing or two about putting together a high quality suit. ben would help with the ventilation and fans part.

for simon the instant thought is opposum, followed by ferret and raccoon. all feel fitting but i think opposum works best. freaky big weirdos who love a good chomp. can be a bit ugly but it adds to the charm. rummages through trash for goods. no fursuit but def has a tail.

>.< - Do you have any xenogender/microlabel headcanons for your f/o?

so for simon id say none bc i think he'd very much be a no labels who gives af do whatever you want forever kinda guy. technically he'd be bisexual but you'd be hard pressed to get him to say anything that wasn't along the lines of "ill take whatevers offered" or something something yeah im a faggot something something and id fuck ur girl something something but he'd also probably have some gender fuckery that could fall under xenogender if he looked into it. i think he'd be fine with literally any pronouns he's just never thought about it and doesn't mind just getting called he/him either.

for stan, no xenogenders or microlabels specifically, its just another thing with fluid sexuality and gender where it's like idk what i am but getting called other pronouns doesn't bother him, he'd be a bit fond of fae pronouns in his teen years i think but idk if it'd stick as he grew and changed identity wise. in terms of sexuality besides being poly and mostly using queer as his label (maybe he'll use bisexual depending on the crowd), i don't rly think he has much going on there.

now lestat is the outlier bc while i don't rly have specific xenogenders picked for him i know there's more pronouns past he/she/they that would appeal to him, he just isn't a fan of ANY pronouns so he mostly uses those 3. in current days i think he'd probably rabbit hole and then come to me like "i will now be using it/xe/heart/etc etc" at like 3 in the morning and then continue on that sorta path for a bit before finally feeling like he's relearned himself a bit. in terms of microlabels, i think his bpd would probably affect how he views his sexuality, so let's chuck hyperromantic in there (not sure if that counts as a microlabel but shrug). he might also consider himself androromantic.

incoming ramble feel free to skip but...

tbh a lot of my f/o's are listed as bi or queer or only using he/him just bc i genuinely do not think they'd care but if they had to choose a label it'd be that one, if that makes sense. a lot of my labels for my f/o's are decided by age (the older they are the more likely they are to use bi over queer or pan), year their media is set in (if it's the 2000s they still might be averse to certain labels, not have heard of them or not had the ability to explore gender) and their general attitude (would they even care about labels to begin with or is it just a fuckfest for them). which is why we have f/o's like adrian (30s, show set in 2022 i believe, would know about social media past facebook and probably use it, positive attitudes towards queerness as a general subject) with the pansexual label vs simon (late 90s to early 2000s setting, in his early 20s, uses fag as an insult but would also kiss a guy) with the queer label bc i think he'd refuse to label himself despite being comfortable in his fluid sexuality but would, realistically, be pansexual. same with him having he/him pronouns bc i just don't think he'd bother exploring other pronouns bc he doesn't have dysphoria, but if somebody were to randomly she/they him he might be like "oh okay i kinda like that". rly the only exception to this rule is demi and trans labels bc i think those are sorta integral to how i read those characters. daryl wouldn't call himself demisexual or demiromantic, but he'd call himself bisexual over any other label. so i label him as bi and slap the demi on bc it's pretty key to the irvixon lore. same with billy who'd never admit to being trans or call himself demi but to me he is and that's lore relevant so i put it down. idk if this system makes any sense to anyone else but what im saying is that the labels in my carrd can be very different to how i ACTUALLY view their gender/sexuality.

:^* - Who would be your f/o’s favorite character from My Little Pony and why? What about yours?

so lestat's is obviously rarity bc that's twin BUT he'd have a mega soft spot for applejack me thinks

stan is very twilight coded but i think that's exactly why she WOULDNT be his fave...i think he'd lean towards pinkie or rainbow (both remind him of richie at times) or fluttershy (who doesn't love her)

and simon is a fluttershy girl idc idc!!!! he thinks fluttershy and discord are cute together too

[forestryfae]

anyways my oc witchkid who was originally an au klarion but i converted him cus i wanted to play him in a server and so on

augustus in genrex. horrible child. hes a necromancer slash does tarot and fortune telling and a few other things. magic is allegedly not real in genrex SO

hes an evo. he can control nanites, puppet style, like telepathic mindcontrol that makes you do stuff against your will. HOWEVER. he cant control nanites in people with minds of their own. however however, dead people dont have minds of their own and comatose people tend to not be able to think very well while comatose.

following that logic he could probably control dead animals and jellyfish and sponges. anything organic basically that falls under the fleshy meatbag or central nervous system category. he uses the nanites to create electric shocks that moves the body.

he can do this to anyone but a functional mind aka anyone who is alive and concious is able to resist him. the most he can do is give people weird tingly sensations in their arms and legs, like theyre going numb or licking super weak batteries.

he still has a pet ferret ofc and idk what his motivation would really be. probably the same as his dc version where hes just fascinated w dead bodies and the anatomical and medicine and magic tricks and taxidermy and bones and hes also a little fucked up really. unhinged. accidentally killed his parents and hid them in the backyard type thing. joined a circus with a magic troupe before leaving it due to mistreatment and everyone mysteriously dying type thing. asking for a job under a false name and age at a declining funeral home and being denied so he kills the owner and uses his body to pretend the funeral home is still going so he can play w dead bodies in the morgue kind of situation.

i wanna say tho in case anyone wonders tho no he doesnt fuck the corpses

but yeah he def sells organs on the black market. it helps pay the bills. i feel like hes so lowkey hes not very well known outside of certain circles. black markets and mafia dudes def outsource to him. hes surprisingly seamless when he wants to be.

[ratgingi]

if your dialed town oc's had to get a pet, or could choose a pet, what animal would be their go-to? any prefer dogs over cats?? any like rats, hamsters, maybe ferrets or something else?? this is a silly fun question btw, idk what else to ask /lh, 😭😭

DW DW SILLY FUN QUESTIONS ARE BASED

under cut bc its a lil long lol

uhhhh aside from some who have obvious animal connections/already have pets/have already had their favs mentioned (ie cora with reptiles or outis with his turts + fish), of the dateables at least:

i think jackson would probably get a dog . hes not really a Dog Person he probably actually likes cats more but based on convos ive had with friends i think cats would hate him BFJSVFJD . he probably would get a pitbull from the shelter

margo wouldnt ever want to get a pet out of the fear that shed become bored of the poor thing like she does people, but i think if she Did shed probably get something pretty unconventional or exotic. think like a sugarglider or maybe one of those tiny goats

lillith is not big on animals either, How Ever i think theyd like birds. probably specifically pigeons or doves. something gentle and affectionate that they could just hang out with thats relatively easy to upkeep yknow

michy would def want a rodent of some kind, probably like a couple ferrets or a bunny, maybe some mice. something fluffy and cute

kara is a big cat person. i think she wouldve had cats in her house growing up and shed probably be that crazy chick with 15 cats if the world let her. shed probably get a siamese first and foremost

alex is probably Allergic to cats / dogs i think. but bernie would 100% go out of his way to try and get one that wouldnt bother that, i think hed be a huge dog person. hes getting them a labradoodle the first chance he gets im sure

isaac likes snakes methinks but i doubt hed ever get one because hed feel bad every time he was around vinnie's rats. if he did end up getting a snake though itd be a ball python

[witchbcy]

//hi its been. a while. highkey considering redoing witchy a lil bit tho or possibly making a separate blog for an oc who is based off of this character who is also an oc based off of another character (klarion) or just converting this blog into him.

his name is Augustus Abaron Blackthorne, primarily known as Witchkid, he is indeed a magic user, reads the future through tarot, and a necromancer. and is based off of the original witchy on a discord server he works for Cobblepot as an errand boy until hes old enough and demands he get to join the crime life.

the main difference is that this version was made cus we (me and some friends) have a no doubles server and i wanted to use witchboy as a character and frankly hes branched off and away from klarion to the point where it feels entierly like a different character and he doesnt really reseble the source material any way aside from physically. the personality is similar but still different, the backstory is entierly different from any of the og klarions tbh his powers are probably pretty different too? necromancy in SS is still similar but for witchy its more like if magic was science, he does tarot which only the Suicide Squad Dark klarion does but he uses different methods for predicting the future, and yj klarions powers are red while witchys powers are red and black when it does have a color. zathos klarions mom is mean but this klarions parents were meaner.

i def think theres similarities obvs since he was based off of klarion and i pulled a lot of inspo from the different versions but hes also constructed so differently i think i could easilyget away with saying hes just an oc based off of klarion rather than an au klarion at this point

aside from that he also has a ferret instead of a cat familiar and her name is Noelle and she is a sore sight for eyes. truly the most miserable creature on the planet. shes happy and perfectly healthy but she also very much looks like a taxidermied rat or perhaps a taxidermied toilet brush. the lights are definitely on but it sure does not look like it until shes stolen your car keys and wallet and perhaps your shoe as well.

but yeah im definitely considering it. i think id get a bit more into rping if i did this with witchy or just made a second blog for augustus.

[feelboss]

ok so

titan is an elephant

max is a lion

del lago is a salamander or newt

the albinoid is also a salamander or newt

cerberus are dogs, specifically dobermans

no ok to be serious im on my lunch break so I'm just gonna do who i can think of off the top of my head

anon is right;

the redfields are golden retrievers. loyal, kind, want to save everyone. can be kinda dumb but very good at following orders and people pleasing.

wesker is a cat. specifically he's some asinine pure bred, im thinking his made in a lab ass would be maybe a bengal? but I'm not 100% on that. def housecat, they literally kill for fun and play with their prey before doing so.

beyond that...

leon strikes me as more independent than, say, a retriever. definitely still good at following orders and being protective. i feel he's definitely a dog, but a spitz breed. husky, maybe. definitely talkative/chatty. or MAYBE a well behaved german shepherd but I've seen too many absolute batshit ones to assign that to him. i respect Leon too much

jill is a powerhouse, but very deceptive. smart, resourceful, thinks well on her feet and can get in and out of danger well. people think of weasels as sneaky and shitty vermin, but they're clever animals who know how to turn a situation to their advantage. they often take down prey MUCH bigger than themselves, and will tangle with venomous snakes to protect their families. big mustelid energy from her, tbh. maybe black footed ferret (semi domesticated) or mongoose?

rebecca... kind, sweet, healer, protector, still a lot of pep and sass. im leaning toward vampire bat, or rat, which i know sounds WILD bc those are associated again with being vermin, but vampire bats and rats are very social, community focused animals. bc blood isn't the greatest in terms of nutrition, they have to eat every night or two or they starve - so they'll share food with the rest of the colony. im leaning toward rat more bc they're very smart, very social, and help each other out. they will literally rescue each other in peril.

billy idk. tbh im thinking of a spitz breed for him, too? i never finished re0 and it's been so long 😭

steve. loud. obnoxious. annoying. but you still kinda feel bad for him? seagull. that boy is 1000% a parking lot seagull with a plastic ring around its leg. i will not be taking questions at this time.

ashford twins.... see, i want to say "oh some stupidly over bred inbred dog with more issues than you could shake a stick at" and like, given my nurse experience i can see them pretty well as nasty bitchy undersocialized, untrained lil french bulldogs except frenchies are dumb as FUCK. im honestly a little stumped on this one which is surprising bc gestures.

barry... like the obvious answer is a bear, right? but bears are very solitary, male bears will fuckin kill cubs, etc. i would say elephant as they're big and protective and will fight hard for the young of the herd.... but then there's the same problem of male elephants being loner child killing assholes. tbh a lot of male animals are kind of dicks. 🤔 apparently tigers are dedicated fathers which is surprising! but they're still solitary for the most part. maybe wolf, actually.

also google that is NOT a bullfrog my friend

mr x is a rabid rhinoceros.

ok lunch break is coming to a close so that's what you get for now

Wait actually what animals would u associate with the res evil characters? Wesker is a cat, duh. Chris is a dog duh but the others… does this dip too far into furry territory i fear

i mean i could answer this and my answers would be pretty basic and boring

or i could punt this over to @feelboss who is a hobby zoologist and can probably come up with really entertaining answers

[ihatebnha]

i know you’ve heard me talk about this before but i know this in my heart of hearts that denki owns a ferret like two and when you go to his house for the first time you think it’s gunna be like 😉sexy time😉 but you just end up playing with the ferrets the whole night and it’s like the best date ever okay ily

UGH WHY IS THIS SO asldkfjajksk... I know u basically just said all this but I'm literally in love because 1. animals, and 2. you're probably so scared for the date because when you told your friends about it, they all warned you NOT to go to his house for the first date since he's kind of a player...

but then you get to rub in their face that you had the best time ever... BRB CRYING!

[genderqueeradrien]

ok ok ok. I have lilke a lot of thoughts on like. Noises that cranboo can make. I really love the take of them being really cat like :D He can purr, his purring is really low sounding and it can get REAL LOUD n strong to the point he vibrates when he purrs. He def does the lil mrrmp brrpprp noises cats make when someone pokes him when he's sleeping! He can TRILL! loud happy trills- he only does it when he's super happy n really excited- often done while he bounces on his feet and wags his tail real fast- trrrlllLLLL!! Cranboo growling,,,cranboo HISSING. along with being able 2 make the usual very angry enderman screams and noises. his pupils get real big when he's in s i l l e y m o d e. this is kind of random but for some reason i imagine him like. doing a sort of 'war dance' like ferrets do, when they get super hyped/excited. Aka full body wiggles n lil zooms- n boucing while making bunch of noises. ok i'll stop rambling cus i dont wanna fill ur ask with a Huge thing but yes. he's a funnie creacher.

OUGH!!!! yesyesyes so true. i want to pick him up and squeeze him and study him. hes just a little guy

[crashpit]

Here are all the LPS toys I'm keeping for myself (NOT selling) bc they have sentimental value to me. I will be displaying these on a shelf somewhere... probably near my g3 ponies I've kept. These all have been cleaned in a big batch in the sink but many need to be individually scrubbed again. Some of these ones look dirty and those are ones that will need some extra care before they are displayed. This goes for the ones I'm selling as well. Many of those need some tlc before they can be sold.

Okay so I'll go through all of these explaining why I'm keeping them and the sentimental value they have to me just cause I feel like it.

Here we go:

1st picture: purple ferret, unique multicolored dog with stars on its ears and other interesting details, a snow-themed husky dog that is light blue with some details in a darker blue. These 3 are very unique toys in my opinion. They are all very cute to me and besides the fact that I loved these as a kid, I also love them now and I think they'd look pretty on my shelf. Husky could use some extra cleaning for sure.

2nd pic: Pink Raccoon! Raccoons are my favorite animal and this one is reminiscent of albino raccoons, something I was very intrigued by as a kid and even now I find albino animals to be something really awesome and intriguing! I actually have another raccoon LPS toy I have yet to find that is black and grey, like a more traditional raccoon. That one I am keeping as well.

3rd pic: green eyed panda. This one has some visible marks on it and chips in the paint. That is because I LOVED this toy as a child and brought it with me to elementary school very often. We had an after care program at our school for kids whose parents worked later and we were aloud to bring toys so... I'd very often bring LPS toys with me and this one was definitely brought with me the most. This one has a lot of sentimental value. I did have another panda with blue eyes, but my lil sis wanted that one. She's 8, so perfect age for these toys :D

4th pic: hermit crab with some interesting details on shell, eyes, face and claws. I just thought this one was cool and would look nice on my shelf. I am actually open to offers on this one as I have another hermit crab that I was more attached to in a box somewhere.

5th pic: My chihuahuas!! These I'm very attached to because I played with them a lot as a kid and I would pretend they were sisters... So because they are sisters they are inseparable and will be on my shelf next to each other!!

6th pic: beige bulldog! I always loved this wrinkly little guy. He's got a very adorable face and I find him to be unique since I don't often see bulldog LPS toys (I may be wrong tho ... These may be more common than I think) and he has a lot more detail to his mold than most LPS toys I've seen. I love the quality of this toy, too. It's very well made and there's no visible mistakes in the paint on his eyes and paws. Also, he's in very good condition. Aaaaand I was attached to him as a kid (he has a gender for christs sake).

7th pic: brown cocker spaniel looking dog. Love the details in the mold on this dog. I've seen a lot of LPS dogs with the same mold but different colors and I'm always very fond of these bc ...they're just pretty. Well made toy and in good condition. It's def one of my faves.

8th pic: bunnies! Love these two but mainly the one on the right. Keeping bc I just really like how these look and I want some bunnies on my shelf!

9th pic: little yorkie with a lil bit of doll hair sticking out from its head! This one was one of my first LPS toys I remember getting. It came with some accessories that have since gone missing but the toy itself is in good condition and is one of the more detailed molds I've seen on an LPS toy. A lot of LPS toys have detailed molds, but some more than others I'd say. This one's a personal favorite of mine and I'm definitely keeping it!

10th and last pic: little orange kitten! I don't know how common these kitten LPS toys are tbh.. I had two of them: this one and a gray one. I kept this orange one and my sis kept the gray. We kept em bc we thought they were cute.

[forgottenvalentina]

light of her life, her hope, her joy, her pride, etc, etc, cassimir can do no wrong and she'll make him the future emperor if she can!! and she def thinks she can ;D if he'll just cooperate smh 'you know these boys...forever distracted by a pretty face'

ok so i recently rewatched ever after <3 (amazing decision frankly 10/10 would recommend) and you know that scene where the prince arrives at her house for the first time and she's like [ "may i present marguerite francoise louise of the house of ghent...and jacqueline" ] that is 100% val re: her two kids (and cassimir is def marguerite hahaha) not just in introductions but also kinda how she views them alksdjfkjdsf great mom alert!!!!! laksjdfjkdfjk

so phase one of operation emperor cassimir is v quickly turning into marry eithne off!!!!! she's gonna find a deep hole somewhere and marry eithne into it so she's not longer flitting around distracting her boy from his magnificent future!! she knows eithne is just throwing herself at him bc -- well, who ~wouldn't be impressed, she can't really ~blame her that much, but also 1) her seeming sweetness if covering up the fact that she's ambitious and conniving and knows cassimir is going places 2) she's genuinely impressed bc again who wouldn't be 3) she wants to stick it to valentina!!!! annnnd i had another reason in mind but i cant remember rn but basically she clearly understands eithne v well alksdjflkjdsfkjsdfj </3 so she's terrified that eithne will get her hooks in cassimir and valentina's triumphant return to the throne will slip between her fingers!!!! hence the need to get rid of her quickly and discreetly! 

if she manages this, she'd def bad talk her to cassimir afterwards like 'oh yes they'd been having an affair for years and years, it seems. oh, my poor boy, being drawn in by her malicious wiles, w your good heart' etc and would probs 'reveal' that eithne had been sucking them dry and all these expenses that had so long appeared to be valentina's poor handling were actually eithne ferreting things away in order to aggrandize herself and her lover etc etc etc. the down side is valentina'd have to get a new cook, alas, but surely ONE of the malconaire girls could manage. of course, they're so lazy they'd doubtlessly try to object, but aoife wouldn't so one way or the other, it'd all come out all right, if perhaps not quite so tasty alas

but anyway! eithne is frankly pr incidental to her plans and more just a nuissance along the way bc this one's been in the makings since she first learned she was pregnant! and the baby came out a boy!! (bc lbr she def has some internalized sexism going on here which sonya gets to bear the brunt of so that's fun and also charming </3) valentina isn't a full-blown avelina or anything (there's only one of her thank goodness alskdjfkjldsf), but she's just as treacherous in her way and she means to get her way! ever since she lost her family, she's seen a distinct opportunity to rise, phoenix-like, from their (perhaps literal) ashes ngl! and his name is cassimir <3 #familygoals anyway, he's her triumph embodied and can do no wrong!!!!

the fact that he doesn't get mad at her means so much to her bc like...i def don't think she's right abt this but...i think she seems him as a reflection of herself and i see her as a v cool, calculating woman in her own particular way...like, she believes that he's her but with opportunities™ bc he's male and also everyone who would have precedence over him is conveniently dead and there's a female heir to the imperial throne (thanks, roderick, for doing all the leg work so her boy could rule!!!!!) and like its practically written in the stars but also that they get™ e/o bc they're two sides of the same coin (which again i def think this is a distinct illusionment of her own that comes from like basically projecting onto him all her own ambitions etc and i do think if things get more srs w his wishes running contrary to her own that'll get challenged hahaha but anyway alsdkjfljksf)

anyway ngl that's DEF a big cause of her favoritism but honestly i do think she's largely a logical person who thinks strategically abt things, this is just a big of a blindspot bc she wants to think that she can still have everything she wants through him basically -- and obv she'll be the revered and powerful queen mother in this scenario who gets everything she wants etc! but also tbh she believes so much in this that if it cost her everything -- and she still believed she and he were aligned -- i think she might willingly live out her own personal days in poverty etc to get him there, if that's what it took! which for her is THE biggest sacrifice of which she's capable bc she's highly materialistic! but she'd still be pleased w herself the whole time she's rotting away bc she won!!! she got everything her whole family couldn't keep!!! and MORE bc empire! and she's smiling away to herself thinking this while she rots...but also you know she'd be making everyone around her miserable while swindling them out of every little thing she could alksjdfjklsdf she's a born conwoman -- this all kinda depends how things go tho idk if this will remain the case as things develop but it's where she is ~now

so i do think that valentina has a lil of book!cersei in her where she's like 'im not like other girls' basically lkka slkdjfkjldf and basically believes that all other women are stupid and beneath her but not her! -- valentina herself has the mind and stomach of a man and deserves to be upheld as such! but at the same time she def taught her kiddos to believe that women ought to bow to men bc of their innate superiority etc but now that she has to occasionally feel the brunt of that from her own son -- it does not best please her! bc ~he of all ppl, as her greatest achievement, ought to recognize her exceptionality!

i do think this may be the biggest sticking point in their relationship for her tho idk if he'd even be fully aware its there? but its def the thing most likely to invite any barbs from mama if he's too open in his feelings on ~her that way -- but meanwhile she'll be actively encouraging it w any other woman *facepalm* mostly tho she's patient and just sort of raises a brow and moves on

but on the flipside, him listening to her grants him umlimited brownie points and so she mostly just writes off any of those moments she doesn't like w 'well he's just a boy! boys will be boys!' lkdsajfkdsjfa (valentina literally like 'i don't like that he's categorizing me by stereotypical gender roles! i know! ill do the same to him!' alskdjfkljdsf anyway) but yeah i honestly think she's totally simpatico re: his role as man of the house! she's like 'that's right just as it was always meant to be' etc bc she def thinks her bloodline is meant to rule divine right of kings style

omg him standing up for eithne and sonya! t his is NOT a popular choice w mama! does he do this in the heat of the moment/in front of eithne/sonya, or later/privately? bc her reaction would def be different! if separetely, she'd just be 'my dear boy, standing up for the weak just like a true king. BUT' and then launch into manipulating him hardcore abt why mama's always right lkasdjfkljsdf if its in the heat of the moment w everyone watching tho, she'd be WAY more pissed but also more likely to back down, strangely enough? she's v conscious of both their images and the unity they must present as well as his role as king meaning he cannot be gainsaid so she'd arch a brow, master herself, and be all 'how chivalrous my son is. it takes the mercy of someone truly chosen by the gods to see past this mortal problem. very well. i concede. now, come, let us all eat together like the family we are,' etc, but then after he leaves, she'd make the punishment for whatever all the more severe -- partially bc she has more time to think abt it, partially bc she wants to teach them that they can't go to him to fix it so alksjdfkjldsf that's fun!

[ also here's a fun lil taste of mama brainwashing her babies in childhood <3 ]

ooc | Cassimir & Valentina

Mother Dearest!!! <3333

Valetina is one of Cassimir's favorite people in the entire world and a big part of that, is that she compliments him all the time!!!! And never thinks he does anything wrong!!! And tbh that is the way to having the best relationship one can have with Cassimir, honestly???? Because even though I think Valentina does things that frustrated Cassimir (pressure him to marrying Guin, when Eithne is the obivous choice ;D), I don't think he ever really gets angry with her??? Definitely not to the extent that he does with pretty much everyone else and I think a big part of that, is that he doesn't want to ever want her to stop thinking that he's the greatest person of all time!?!??

I do think he trusts her advice in a lot of things/does whatever she says and considers her to be highly intelligent (for a woman), but yeah whenever things don't really pan out for her -- aka the estate falling into financial ruin -- he's just like "aww well she can't help it she's a woman"

He's definitely sUPER protective of her though and feels a great deal of responsibility towards her as the man of the house and tbh does want a future where he is successful and wealthy enough that she can literally live like the queen she is and not have to worry about anything!!

I do think that the other things they probably disagree on, is just her treatment of Eithne (especially since I feel like Valentina is probably harder on her now that Cassimir has decided he ~loves~ her) and he will stand up to her about that, if he catches her treating her poorly. And I do think he occasionally stands up for Sonya, too, but other times he might feel the desire to agree with her, to continue feeling like he's the most superior person ever (best bro award!) But yeah, I don't think that, even on these points, he ever gets full-blown angry with her just more serious and stern than he is otherwise.

[yellowsuitcase]

Draco as a boyfriend pt 2 // Draco Malfoy HC

A/N: Part two my loves, Happy New Year! Be safe <3

Masterlist

Part 1

So we know the guys a child but also a romantic at heart.

But Draco is also very smart, he knows how to push your buttons.

Within the first month of dating he’d find out where your ‘spot’ was. As in, where he could place kisses to make you go wild.

Say it was the skin on your neck beneath your ear, this man would kiss you there every time you were giving him a hard time, or just to be a lil bitch.

“Draco, why must you bug me every time I attempt to study?”

^^ He wouldn’t even reply, he’d simply brush your hair back and kiss you gently, maybe even nipping your skin a bit. And just like that, your anger/frustration is quelled.

Jealous...he gets v e r y jealous. Is the type to give you ‘the look’ when you’re talking with other guys.

A bit needy. He doesn’t like admitting when he needs help or when he feels afraid/weak/sad, but when he works up the courage to confess these troubles to you, his gates open and he breaks down. He’s always trying to be strong, to put up a front, but especially around 6th year, he’s very hostile and visibly depressed.

He’s super emotional and needs someone to be able to care for him when he loses control.

He is quite dominant in bed, but will let you top if you really want to and if you prove to him you can.

Would never ever ever pressure you into do anything you didn’t want to do though, he is very good at controlling himself (as all men should be but alas)

Nicknames and pet names, he’s quite fond of them. His favorites are babygirl, darling, and love. But he’d def make one specific to you. Maybe if you called him Ferret (cuz he got turned into one lmao) he’d call you an animal as well. Perhaps your patronus. If he’s angry tho, he’ll call you by your last name.

The boy has a temper, but something about your touch is almost always able to dispel it. However, if you two ever really got into an argument (which is pretty likely just cuz being a teenager and young adult is hormone central) he would probably be the type to start hitting shit tbh. He would never ever hit you, of course, but the ink bottle on his desk may get smashed.

I also get the feeling he wouldn’t be the type to resolve issues before going to sleep. Like he has no problem storming out of your room or kicking you out of his. The next morning though, he’d get on his knees if he had to to make you forgive him. 

I don’t think he’d be crazy about naps, but he’d love if you came to his room just to sleep while he works. Literally his favorite thing is to be doing his homework and occasionally look up to see you fast asleep in his bed. And once he finished he’d go over to you and kiss your face, absolutely obsessed with you. You’d always get embarrassed when he tells you how cute you looked.

“You look so pretty when you’re asleep.”

“Draco, that’s creepy and also no I don’t.”

“How would you know?”

“Because you’ve taken just about a hundred photos of me.”

“I can’t help it, you’re so adorable. Plus, you’d do the same if I had fallen asleep with my arms all sprawled out like that one time.”

Another thing he does when you’re asleep is rant. Like I’ve mentioned, he isn’t one to openly talk about his emotions despite having MANY. So when you’re deep in dreamland, he voices all his worries and troubles. 

Yet aNOTHEr thing he’ll do when you’re asleep, is wake you up in a         s p e c i a l way, if you know what i mean ;) 

“Good morning, love.”

“Fuck, Dray. Don’t stop.”

Cuddles. All the time. Gosh how he loves to spoon you (he’s the big spoon ofc)

Tickle fights are a common occurrence. They get you all tuckered out and sleepy and my god does he love sleepy Y/N. 

“Is my baby sleepy?” he’d ask you. You hardly ever replied with words, opting to groan and roll away form him. He’d pull you right back tho, guiding your head to his warm chest where his heartbeat would lull you to sleep.

“Sleep, love. I’ve got you.”

As we know, he is a child. I think that when you guys are alone, especially late into the night, he’d turn into a puppy dog of sorts.

“Y/N,” he’d call.

“Yes, Dray?”

“Did you know that I, Draco Malfoy, fancy you?”

“Yes, I did. I fancy you as well.”

“Well who wouldn’t, I’m Draco Malfoy aren’t I?”

All you would do is roll your eyes and remind him that if he keeps thinking like that he’ll get a big head. But if we’re being honest, he already does.

I think he might be fond of your singing. Even if you can’t sing, I think he’d love to hear you hum a little tune. It would put him at ease.

“Sing to me, won’t you?”

“Must I?”

“You absolutely must.”

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[jadedxrealityw]

-Amortentia- Blaise Zabini x Female Reader

   ☼-☪-☼

   Kody: BLAISEEEEEEE DADDY- im sorry. yeah yeah i’m changing the canonical storyline- cry about it. I’m also fully aware  Amortentia does not work like this lmao. 

   Request: you can make the summary short and less revealing for more fun hehe. Also it's totally up to you, dear! Only if you feel comfortable with it and no pressure! I hope you had a great weekend and drink more water ily <3 - 💐

   House: Hufflepuff

   Possible Triggers / Warnings: Slight slut shaming in the beginning, Draco being a little shit, 

   ☼-☪-☼

   you had been alone most of your life with your parents being on constant business trips from the ministry that would last for months on end. You were practically raised by your nanny, but she couldn’t teach you everything. You became socially awkward.

   you never had any friends back at home which meant you had no experience  communicating with people your age. You were walking awkwardness basically. It came at no surprise when you were sorted into Hufflepuff, even though both your parents were Slytherins- they weren’t disappointed in you though.

   you had just managed to scramble by through your first four years of school. Four long years without any friends, but you didn’t mind. You could get by just by yourself. You were a strong independent woman and knew how to get yourself out of sticky situations. 

   unless it was stuck up Hufflepuff’s- then you were screwed 

   one fine day in your fourth year you were heading to the quidditch field so you could go watch the game. Slytherin against Hufflepuff. They were both tied at two wins against each other so you were eager to see who would win. You wore a brown buttoned sweater with a nice pear of tan overalls. 

   the fallen leaves under your foot made a satisfying crack noise as you walked along the field. The cheers and other various sounds of students were definitely drawing nearer. You popped another flavour bean into your mouth when a harsh push came to your shoulder, causing the box of flavour beans to fall.

   you watched as they spilled out onto the grass with a look of solemn in your eyes “Dang- that was my last box” you mumble before a couple of snickers were heard in front of you. You look up to see three students wearing their regular Hufflepuff robes with there own casual clothes underneath.

   “Drop something?” one asked. A girl with light brown bobbed hair and green eyes spoke. You nod once “Uh yeah, just my flavour beans. I- uh i can just buy new ones” you spoke, already starting to clam up “Your a hufflepuff aren’t you? Why aren’t you wearing yellow?” the girl asked somewhat accusingly. 

   alert alert. Confrontation detected. Activate escape protocol 17B

   you didn’t answer and went to walk past them when another one of the three, a blond boy with blue eyes pushed you back to where you were standing. Shit. You fold your arms over your chest, looking at the ground “Your one of those Slytherin groupies are you, a house traitor?” the brown haired girl accused. 

   you opened your mouth to speak, but nothing came out. This made the two Hufflepuffs more annoyed “What? Cant speak? Let me guess, your like those Draco fangirls. Sweetie. Your def not pretty enough for him” she adds, making the boy aside her laugh. 

   did she just say def? Have you ever even talked to Draco Malfoy? Not the time to be thinking about that. “I uh-” before you could speak anymore the girl held up her hand “Don’t even try to defend yourself, Slut” you went wide eyed. No one has ever been so nasty to you.

   “I’ve never seen two Hufflepuffs go at one of their own, before” a girls laugh came from behind you. She had black shoulder length hair and bangs with brown eyes. Pansy Parkinson. In front of her was two boys dressed in Slytherin Quidditch uniforms. 

   You quickly identify the platinum blond boy with pale skin as Draco Malfoy. The hair was always a dead give away and the other boy was slightly taller then him with dark skin. He was very handsome for a boy your age. What was his name again? Oh! Blaise- Blaise Zabini. 

   “For Hufflepuff’s you two are quite nasty” Draco spoke, a grin playing on his lips. The boy Hufflepuff rolled his eyes “Yeah whatever Malfoy, what’re you going to do. Tell your father?” that struck a nerve in the young Malfoy as he went to lunge at them until Blaise put a arm out, blocking Draco.

   “Now, Now. Let’s not get physical. You see, me and my fellow housemates overheard your very deplorable conversation with this what seems like sweet girl. Honestly, how can you bully someone who can’t even get a word in?” Blaise spoke in such a proper way that you almost couldn’t tell he was insulting them.

   the girl and boy were silent as he spoke for a while until the girl spoke up once more “Oh so she’s one of your play things, Zabini?” she questions with a smug look. Blaise’s neutral expression switched into a disgusted one “I don’t have play things. I actually have respect for other woman”

   Blaise didn’t let them get another word in before he stepped in front of you “Are you alright? They didn’t hurt you did they?” he asked, using his hand to lift your chin and inspect your face. Touching- “No” you say in a meek voice. He nods once with a small smile “Good, now let’s go”

   you tilt your head sto side. Go? “Um- go where?” you ask. Blaise gestures towards the quidditch field “The game of course. Me and Malfoy here have to get ready and you and Pansy will meet Theo in the Slytherin bleachers to watch the game of course.” as he spoke, Pansy skipped to your side, linking arms.

   “Yeah! We can watch them make fools of themselves. Now lets go new friend!” Pansy said excitedly before practically dragged you towards the bleachers, leaving Draco and Blaise alone. The young Malfoy turned towards Blaise with a puzzled look “Since when did you involve yourself with Hufflepuffs?”

   Blaise rolled his eyes before walking off, not answering his housemate

    ☼-☪-☼

   7th year

   after that day you became part of Blaise’s friend group. He’d talk to you as much as he talked to Theo, Pans, or Draco. Ask you how your day was, invite you to sit with him at lunch and even sneak you into the Slytherin house at times. 

   some people found it strange. A slytherin spending so much time with a Hufflepuff, but as stated Blaise didn’t care much of opinions hat didn’t come from his friends, but all his friends adored you. Case closed. It was around the end of sixth year is when your feelings changed from platonic to romantic.

   you no longer saw him as your best friend that saved you from a bunch of nasty Hufflepuff’s all those years ago. You now saw him as someone you wanted to be with, all the time. To hold his hand, have him hold you, for him to just call you his. You fell hard. 

   but there was this fear, this fear that it would ruin everything you had with him. It was too great a risk, so like any normal person. You kept quiet as mouse and refused to let anyone know your feelings. Except for Pansy of course, but she found out on her own. Then told Draco, who told Theo.

   everyone knew except Blaise actually

   it was lunch and the Slytherins were waiting for you to arrive, Draco cleared his throat, getting the attention of the rest of them “I have a terribly good idea” he says, making Blaise look at him curiously “And that is?” he asked, leaning in to here what his housemate had to say. 

   Draco reaches into robe and pulls out a pink heart shaped bottle. “What in the hell? Why do you have a love potion?” Pansy asked with a amused chuckle. “Well- Y/n confessed to me that she had a crush on someone, but was too afraid to tell them. So i’m going to slip this into her drink to move her along”

   Pansy and Theo both look at each other knowingly. They know full well that little ferret was lying. Y/n told Pansy first. What was he playing at? “That is so wrong on so many levels, Malfoy” Blaise spoke up first, looking at him in distaste. 

   “Hey! She told me that she wished she was more confident so she could tell this person there feelings. I’m being a good friend!” Draco retorted, another lie. Blaise face drops a little “Who even is this person she’s confessing to. It better not be some low life Gryffindor” Blaise grumbles.

   Pansy’s eyebrow wiggles “Is that jealousy i here, Zabini?” she teases. Blaise rolls his eyes before looking back at his plate “Y/n can like whoever she want’s” he grumbles. “Really? ‘Cause your stabbing your steak” Pansy asked, leaning over across the table. 

   Blaise was indeed repeating jabbing at his food with his fork “I will use the slug-vomiting charm on you” he spoke, gritting his teeth. Pansy just smiled innocently “Cursing Pan’s i see” a voice came from behind him. Blaise turned his head around to see you, holding a textbook “Sorry i was late, got caught up”

   you take a seat next to Blaise, seeing a full plate and water put out for you “Thanks for saving me some food?” you say with a small smile. “I did actually, because i’m your favorite” Draco gives you a sweet smile, one that you laugh nervously at “Uh- sure?” you reply. 

       ☼-☪-☼

   once finished your food, you reached for the cup of water and took a sip. As you go and place it down you notice that they were all staring at you? “What?” you ask and Theo gives you a smile “Feel any different?” he asked. You purse your lips together and slowly shake your head “No, i feel alright”

   Draco huffs and places his head in his hand. You look over at Blaise who had went back to eating his food. You notice something on the corner of his mouth and grab the napkin on your table. Reaching up you wipe away the food on the corner of his mouth. 

   Blaise flinches and grabs your hand “What’re you doing?” he asked, gazing down at you. You snicker a bit at his reaction and gently tug your arm out of his grip “You had something on your mouth, didn’t want it to mess up your handsome face” you reply.

   Pansy chokes on her water, which turns into a coughing fit. Blaise stared at you blankly, just blinking mindlessly while Draco punched the air. 

    ☼-☪-☼

   now, mind you. A typical love potion last up to 24 hours, but Draco being the idiot he was accidently poured half the bottle into your drink. So it was safe to say it was going to last more than a day. “Your a bloody fool, Malfoy!” Blaise exclaims. 

   “I didn’t mean to pour half of it! Someone bumped into me!” Draco retorts while both Theo and Pansy eat a box of flavour beans they were sharing, just casually watching the chaos unfold. “That my be true, but you still served it to her! You took advantage of her vulnerability!” Blaise shouts back.

   Draco’s face fell, yeah could be a little prick sometimes, but he also cared about you deeply. He couldn’t tell Blaise he was your crush, but he could try to make it right. “I’ll make the antidote, but it will be a couple days” Blaise nods “Sorry for shouting” he says. Draco nods once before leaving the hallway.

   “Hey guys” jeez- you just snuck up on people. Blaise steps towards you “Shouldn’t you be heading to charms class?” he asked, crossing his arms “What? Do you have her schedule memorized?” Pansy questions with a small laugh. 

   Blaise exhales deeply “I have a copy of it actually. Anyway-” he says and turns his attention back to you. “What do you need?” he asks, his tone changing to a more calm one. “Can you walk me to class?” you ask. Blaise raises a brow “Why?” he asked, not that he would have a problem.

   “I want to spend more time with you” you spoke very nonchalantly. You almost wondered how you even spoke those words yourself. Blaise looks stunned for a moment, before a smile made a way to his face. This was just the potion talking, you were spewing nonsense he thought   “As do i? Let’s get going shall we”

   you smile brightly and grab his a=hand, interlocking your fingers. Blaise gives you a small nod before covering his mouth with his hands. Both Pansy and Theo watch them walk away “5 galleons Blaise confesses to Y/n by the end of this whole ordeal” Pansy points, chewing on a flavour bean. 

   Theo watched along her and nods “Your on, 10 galleons they both end up being friends again”

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   it has been TWO days and Draco still hasn’t made the antidote. He claimed it was because he had to gather all the supplies without Snape around, which was probably true. Blaise had started to kind of- sort of- maybe- like the attention you were giving him. 

   oh yeah- surprise! Blaise had had a crush on you even longer then you did, he just knew how to keep his composure around you. It was easy for him, but it didn’t make him any less terrified of what would happen if those feelings were revealed. 

   currently, you were both sitting in the courtyard, studying on a bench, your choice. “I think that’s enough for the day. I’m surprised you asked me for my help. You usually never ask me for any academic advice” Blaise spoke, knowing full well why she asked him. The love potion. 

   you look up at him, closing the textbook in your hands “Well, you and Draco are the smartest people i know, but i prefer your company more” you smile lightly as you begin to cram the textbook into your bag. Blaise feels his heartbeat pick up once again. 

   It’s just the love potion. It’s just the love potion. It’s just the love potion. Think rationally Zabini! “I’m glad to hear that” he nods once. You both stand up from the bench and the curiosity gets the better of him. “So, what people have you’ve been talking too the past couple days?”

   he wanted to know if you had actually been talking to your crush. So he could murder them talk to them man to man/woman. You shrug your shoulders “Just you guys, who else would i be talking to?” you spoke “Oh! i have an exam to take in potions! i’ll see you at dinner!”

   you spoke with haste before leaning up to kiss his cheek “Bye Blaise!” and with that you ran off towards the entrance. Blaise held up his hand for a moment before exhaling “She’s- been only- talking to us? Who the hell is her crush then?” he thought aloud before picking up his things and walking away.

   both Pansy and Theo pop up from behind the bushes “For a genius student, he sure is a idiot” Pansy spoke, eating the last bit of her cauldron cake. Theo nods “I thought Draco would be done with the antidote already?” he says. Pansy grinned evilly.

    “Yeah...he should, but i keep hiding the ingredients. Blaise needs more time to realize she’s into him” she spoke, wiping her mouth off. Theo gasps and wacks her shoulder “That’s cheating! and you ate my last cauldron cake!” he sighs, crossing his arms. 

    “Yeah? Cry about it Nott��  

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   “It’s done!” a loud shout came from the dorm hallways of the Slytherin house towards the common room. Draco came running towards them, panting like a dog. “What’s done?” Pansy asked, sitting next to Theo eating a bowl of popcorn. No- they don’t know where she got it either. 

   “The antidote for Y/n’s love potion. It took so long because i kept misplacing everything. All we need to do is sneak it into her drink at dinner tonight” he explains. Blaise shot up from the loveseat he was sat on reading a book and snatched the vile from Draco. “Hey! What the hell?!”

   “I’m not lying to Y/n anymore then i have to. I’ll catch up with you guys later” Blaise said before walking out the portrait door. “Alright that’s our cue!” Pansy and Theo stood up “What’re you guys doing?” Draco asked with a confused expression on his face. 

   “Spying on Blaise and Y/n to make sure they confess to each other” Theo explains, walking away with Pansy. Draco blinked a couple times before shaking his head “Guys that is such an invasion of there privacy and trust, they are our friends and we should be respectful......i’m coming with you”

   bestie things i guess

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   Blaise had just made it out the dungeons when he bumped into someone “Watch where your- oh Y/n. Why are you down here?” he asked. You chuckle and push away from him “I was going to see if Pansy wanted to have another sleepover, why are you out here? Dinner hasn’t started yet”

   Blaise thinks of his next words before holding up the vile “I need you to drink this Y/n”

   “What why?”

   “Just do it”

   “But-”

   “If you trust me you will. I would never harm you”

   “...Okay”

   you grab the vile from his hand and pop the cork off. You look at the vile then Blaise who nods once. Exhaling, you pour the strange liquid down your throat, twinging at the unfamiliar taste. You feel almost a swirl around your chest before you look at Blaise again “What was that?”

   Blaise places his hands on your shoulders, your face heating up slightly. Once again you were back being unnerved by this guy, but you didn’t notice “How do you feel about me Y/n?” he asked, making your E/c eyes widen a bit. “I’m sorry- come again?”

   he sighs deeply and looks you in the eye. Ooo eye contact, scary. “the same i did yesterday?” you say vaguely. because who the hell asks that kind of question. Blaise lets go of your shoulders and rubs his face with his his hands. He was frustrated. “Y/n, how do you feel about me?”

   you shrink at his gaze. The first thought that ran through your mind was that Pansy had snitched to him that you were in love with him “I’m so sorry- i didn’t want to tell you because i thought you would think i was weird!” you spurt out, confusing Blaise just a tad more. 

   “What are you talking about!?”

   “Pansy told you about my crush on you didn’t she!?”

   “Your what!?”

   oh if the world could swallow you whole now “Oh merlin- i thought that’s what she told you!” you shout before trying to activate escape protocol 17B again and walk away. Blaise almost thought about letting you leave but you liked him! he was terrified you didn’t! but you do! So, why would he let you leave!?

   he reaches back and grabs your arm, stopping you from walking any further “I get it. You don’t want to be friends anymore” you spoke sadly. Blaise stepped towards you, but you looked down at your feet instead of him “Your right, i don’t want to be friends anymore Y/n”

   you felt your heart shatter. That was until one of his long arms wrapped around your waist and other pointed your chin up to look at him “I want you to be mine and i, yours” he spoke, a slight grin on his lips. Say what now? did Blaise Zabini just confess to you?

   “Oh...”

   “Is that all you have to say to that? I just spilled my heart out to you”

   “What- what should i say?”

   “Yes?...No?”

   “Oh! yes- yes. Definitely yes! ”

   “That’s a relief. I thought i had just made a full of myself”

   “You are no fool Blaise Zabini”

   Blaise gave you a small smile before leaning down. Oh shit. He stops midway, lips centimeters from yours “It is okay if i kiss you, correct?” he asks. We love a consent king. You nod slowly, making his smile grow wide before he presses his lips to yours. 

   “5 galleons you little shit, hand it over!” you both pull apart as three idiots come falling out a nearby broom closet. Pansy spilled her popcorn all over the hallway floor in the process. “Screw you Pansy, you cheated you pig!” Theo snaps back, Pansy hitting the back of his head “I am no pig!” 

   Draco was just lying face first on the floor, hoping no one would notice his presence. “Oh right pug-face!” Theo smirks. Pansy gasps before pulling out her wand “You are dead you queer!” she shouts. Theo pulled out his wand as well “You have a girlfriend, homo!” he shouts. 

   Pansy sputters for a moment “That’s besides the point!” they both circle each other as Draco picks himself off the floor “I shouldn’t have come” he mumbles, dusting off his robes. Both you and Blaise look at each other before bursting into laughter. 

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   Taglist: @the--queen-of-hell @sonbelleame @dracosathenaeum @pxroxide-prinxcesss 

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   Kody- I have no words for this other then- what the fuck did i just write? Anyways, peace!

[punkranger]

Oooh, 6, 10 and 14 for the shipping questions! For Antoine/Danny and Nic/ Ortega ❤️

Thanks grief! ^^ since you didn't specify which list im just answering both xD

Antoine/Danny

6 Going out to eat: Who pays? Who orders the most food? And who has dessert?

Danny pays because he thinks Antoine is a poor retiree and Antoine is cheap xD I think they both order a lot, though Danny might have to be a bit more restrictive about what he orders to stay on the hero diet. They both have dessert 

10 Any pets? Or plants? 

Well Antoine's got his cat, Hime, and im sure Danny would have like a monstera plant, maybe orchids.. Idk i can just see him flying around his apartment with a gay little spraybottle and futsing with his plants xD (Antoine would not have plants, he'd just forget about them) 

14 Who is the highest maintenance? Does the other mind? 

Hmm Danny in the way that he obviously has standards both when it comes to food and clothing, also certain habits like making his coffee in a certain way. Antoine doesn't mind (esp when he gets to eat said food), but he also thinks it's an unnecessary hassle to always make nice food and worry about what to wear and stuff. Antoine can be a bit difficult to deal with for other reasons though, like being uncommunicative and just disappearing at times, not answering texts…

Nic/Julia 

6 Going out to eat: Who pays? Who orders the most food? And who has dessert?

Julia pays because she is a sugar mommy likes to take care of nic. She orders the most, nic is kind of bad at eating and sustains themself mainly on black coffee. Julia is also usually the only one having dessert (until she makes nic share with her and they get so embarrassed they order their own from then on)

10 Any pets? Or plants?

Nic has a ferret called Hamlet that he swings around dramatically while practicing villian speeches. Don't feel like either of them are plant persons, they'd probably forget about them, but Julia probably has a few low maintenance ones for appearances sake

14 Who is the highest maintenance? Does the other mind?

Julia ofc, she's got to wear nice things and have a nice apartment, Nic is also interested in clothes but cares less about brands and pricetag, also cares about making their living space look nice most of the time, but can also have periods of not giving a damn and just living in a mess (which on the other hand can be difficult to live with for someone else, including the moodiness..)

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Antoine/Danny

6 Dom/top? Sub/bottom? Any switches?

Both, neither, Antoine's a bit more assertive but still likes some give and take. As for top/bottom it's the same there, Danny will usually go by Antoine's preference, but isn't shy to say what he wants and they will just as often go by what Danny prefers - so in conclusion, they switch 

10 First to orgasm? Last to orgasm? Who comes the most? Does someone ever end up unfinished?

Danny usually comes first, and the most, he's young and spry after all xD but this also varies, Antoine can be either very patient or very impatient, but yeah if they were in a hurry danny would def be first. 

There might be times when one of them isn't in the mood and just helps the other out, but usually they're pretty synced 

14 Lights on or off? Do they look at each other? Or is someone embarrassed?

No light or low light. Danny likes looking at Antoine and while Antoine has gotten over feeling bad about danny looking at him and also likes looking at danny he prefers to focus on other senses after undressing basically

Nic/Julia

6 Dom/top? Sub/bottom? Any switches?

Julia is the more dominant by far, nic is a pillow princess who just wants to be pampered but will also do almost whatever julia tells them to. 

10 First to orgasm? Last to orgasm? Who comes the most? Does someone ever end up unfinished?

Nic is usually first because Julia makes it her mission to make him come, but sometimes she'll edge him while she gets off. Sometimes Nic doesn't want to finish but still wants to be involved more than just helping julia along. 

14 Lights on or off? Do they look at each other? Or is someone embarrassed?

LIGHTS OFF!! It takes a long Long time for nic to be comfortable being perceived and even without the [redacted] they just wouldn't be able to have Julia look at them and would probably spontaneously combust if they had to endure it for more than 30 seconds especially in any kind of intimate situation

[daz4i]

💜 dnd!

*shows up a month later holding some kids in my arms like they’re ferrets* thank you for the ask!!!!! i’m gonna tell you abt my dnd characters >:3

gonna go by the order i made them, tell you some basic stuff, then how i went about creating them, then their backstory then how they went in the campaign perhaps, if i have any art i’ll upload that too. some will def have more info than others akjddfh but anyway!

this got. ridiculously long i hope tumblr even lets me post it

first character i ever played is em: a changeling sorcerer, he/they, i think i decided he’s 21? anyway. he’s a funky little fella

my dm actually helped me a lot through making him bc i didn’t know shit abt dnd back then (still don’t know much tbh…..) and i just picked whatever seemed cool to me tbh. i joined the campaign in the middle of it and i wanted to play a bard at first but that class was already taken so! sorcerer it is.

soooooo em’s story is surely an interesting one. he grew up with no parents, trying to make a living on the streets, and as a teen he already got involved in the wrong business and to keep it not graphic, used his shapeshifting ability for sex work.

eventually, he got spotted by a bad crowd to say the least, got involved with the mafia, and kinda owes their boss a lot of money. rip em

so he was very down on his luck, life treating them very bad, and then! things got… better? worse? depends on who you ask. he got approached by a demon, promising him the power to break out of his situation. the price? his morality, basically. the more he uses his powers, the more corrupted he gets, the less he can tell apart good and bad, the more he leans towards evil, the more violent he gets with his methods.

so that’s his backstory! in the campaign, he joined in as his persona called jay, who is basically a cowboy. a battle broke out, he attacked one of the party members there bc he attacked em’s (jay’s?) npc friend, then he joined the party, where he started sleeping with the aforementioned bard bc why not but it was very twisted in its use of em’s changeling powers and yeah i won’t elaborate beyond saying “selfcest” lol

as you can tell he is very edgy

a bunch of things happened, and in the last or second to last session in this campaign (it got cut short bc of some issues) the party found some changeling kids and em immediately got attached to them and wanted to help them out, but the party member he attacked in the first session objected to it, and it was a whole Thing and em nearly attacked him again. but uh. this is more or less where things ended with that guy

also, some art:

second one is by my very talented bestie notu, go check her commissions out

and here’s the playlist i made for them

next little guy! is tzel! a wolf shifter ranger! he/him! he’s 15 (but in shifter years that’s like, 30)

my creation process with him was “you know that one skin hanzo overwatch has where he’s a wolf?” so. tzel killed his brother

he was part of a tribe in an area full of shifter tribes divided by animals, him belonging to. well. the wolf tribe, and they were at war with the tiger tribe

however, tzel found a friend in that tribe, called scar. i think they were also a little gay but we haven’t really discussed that. buuuuut scar was using him to get information about the wolf tribe to get the upper hand in the war between the tribes and when tzel found out,,, well,,,, he went feral, literally. the little bit of wolf he has inside him took over and caused him to attack his brother talon, which is what eventually killed him.

the tribe told him to find a way to control the wolf, and tzel, in his shame and guilt, basically exiled himself and told himself he’ll come back only when he can stay calm, when he knows he won’t attack anyone ever again with his bare hands like that (one of the main reasons he’s a ranger is so he can keep distance from the enemy to better control himself) but like. his standards for himself are so high it hasn’t happened yet ofc asdkfjfhg

in the campaign well! a lot has happened!!!! he’s the one who got the furthest out of all my characters and the campaign is still on-going, but a tldr the apocalypse is coming and tzel and his 2 besties (aka the other party members lol) are infiltrating a vampire army to see how they can stop it, it’s a whole thing :P

also in the last session!!!!! after waiting to get revenge for a very long time!!!!! tzel got a chance to kill scar!!!!! buuuuut he let the wolf take over to do that and basically cut scar’s head off with his bare hands so this is def gonna push his personal redemption back for awhile now lol.

fun tidbit abt his name: tzel means shadow in hebrew, and is written like this: צל. however, the source of his name actually comes from the scar he got when his brother tried to fight back, and scar in hebrew is tzaleket or צלקת. so he’s still connected to scar by name, jesus christ.

anyway here’s art my friend made of him, go check their blog out:

next up we’ve got fang!!!! another shifter bc it’s like my favorite race, this time a white tiger and a druid! he/him, 13 years old soooo around his early 20s in human years? idk.

i actually created him without a campaign at first. i just wanted to make a white tiger shifter bc i love white tigers really. anyway

fang also grew up without parents, but in a circus! he started out as a performer, but as he grew older and his body became less fitting for that, so he became the circus’ medic instead. this is how he learned about plants and animals - it was a touring show, so he got to drive all around the land and find different plants and of their use and befriended animals in many different areas.

one day, fang went out to collect plants for medicine, but when he came back the circus was… on fire. when he tried looking for his family, he couldn’t find anyone and hoped they escaped, but he couldn’t be sure, so he went on a journey to go look for them.

it’s been awhile since then, and he’s a bit tired of that, and just wants to find a place to belong, maybe a new family. luckily, he found a man called hillel looking for a group to help him with with various things around this city he came to, and yeah this is where the campaign actually starts hehe.

fang did find a family, buuuut it’s a bit complicated. there’s a man (and pc) named theo who kind of adopted him along with the other party members, and fang works at his shop, but in one of the sessions they had a bit of a falling out where theo become very controlling and was okay with leaving someone to die and this is just very much against fang’s moral code to do so, so he slept in the forest for a few days, and they had a talk, and eventually fang came back but things are a bit Off between those two now

he’s got a sister tho!!!! another pc, called sparkle! they accidentally got drunk together on the first session. they get into shenanigans and wacky hijinks together it’s very cute.

he’s also got a sister called julia who doesn’t want him calling her his sister but shhh she’ll come around to it eventually :P (shira if you’re reading this ily) and he’s counting hillel’s daughter as one too! plus he’s got a funky uncle B)

so he did find a family, even if things are weird right now, and he’s doing his best to help people when he can because he just genuinely wants everyone to be safe and love each other honestly.

some art i made of him + memes:

and art by notu again, fang and sparke after they got drunk together:

next up is tawny! she is an aarakocra monk and she’s like. 5 years old. bc she’s a bird. we love to see it (she/her)

she’s based on a tawny owl bc i’m very original. also original about her backstory bc it’s basically atla aang’s story

basically, tawny grew up in a monastery located on an island, where she was trained in martial arts and studied history and the land etc

one say, the monastery was attacked by bandits who kinda burned most of it and slaughtered everyone in it. tawny’s master asked her to hide - and she did, but when she came out of her hiding place she saw that everyone was either dead or missing, and she was the only one left.

she went back to the mainland and got help from the locals, and through it she met the party members who all signed up to help with restoring what’s left of the monastery and looking for survivors etc. in its remains, tawny found out her master is still alive and had one last talk with him.

later, the party found out why the bandits attacked the monastery in the first place - an ancient artifact stored within it, which they stole.

so, the party went out to look for the artifact, as well as many other ones that are all connected to save the world bc ofc i mean it’s a dnd campaign how can we not save the world in it. tawny is still looking for survivors, hoping maybe others managed to escape or hide like she did, and she did find 2 others in one town but no one beyond them so far.

the funny thing is. before i started playing as her and fang i imagined them to be very similar, i mean their backstories are similar and they both have wholesome savior vibes in my head, but they ended up really different! tawny ended up more anxious, responsible, the one in the party who calms them down and keeps them out of trouble sometimes, while fang ended up as a little shit (affectionate) lol he’s just that one pic of a cat with a knife held to its face sometimes. idk it’s very interesting how even super similar characters in concept end up so different depending on the campaign’s vibes and the party members!!!!!

unfortunately i don’t have any tawny art. just google “tawny owl”, picture one that’s 150 cm tall and also has arms and wears clothes and you’re set tbh.

last character! is my pride and joy, gabby. an aasimar celestial warlock, 18 years old, they/them

gabby was born into a cult that worships a group of angels called the watchers (which are a real group of angels lol. horny angels squad). called “the order of the golden eye”. they don’t know who their parents are, they were kinda raised by the elders there.

the order is based in its own… village? town? idk the right word, but basically they’re separated from the rest of the world, and most members aren’t allowed to leave it or interact with other people.

gabby, being there since they were born and being a very diligent student, managed to go up some ranks and gain more rights through that, so they got access to places most members couldn’t. in one such place, they got a revelation from the prince of the watchers, satanael (again basing on actual angel lore askjdkfh i promise i picked him for reasons beyond “haha persona 5”)

satanael gave them magic powers, and promised them even more power, more than they can imagine, practically godly levels of power if they reach him in his realm. and gabby, of course, wants that.

so they left the cult, went on a journey where satanael guides them towards him. this is why i chose him as THE angel that helps them btw, bc he symbolizes rebellion and leadership and also he’s the least horny out of the horny angels so he def felt most fitting when i wanted to pick an existing angel for them to worship lol.

what gabby doesn’t know however! is that satanael isn’t actually an angel, but a fae, and he’s absolutely manipulating them into coming into the fae realm for reasons i myself don’t know yet but my god are they gonna get slapped in the face when they find out about it.

so far in the actual campaign though, they started a fire and stabbed a guy because they weren't sure how to proceed with things and this is what came naturally to them asdjfgh (well, the arson came naturally, then when a cop told them to stop it they stabbed him. naturally)

they also woke up one morning in a prison cell and kinda just intimated a guard into opening it and basically walked out. they had no memory of the day before tho, so they don’t know why they were even locked up, and honestly a lot of shit went down that i don’t even know most details of as a player which makes me become the eyes emoji irl.

here’s art i made of them:

and the playlist i made for them

AND THAT'S IT!!!! if anyone read this whole thing i'm kidding you on the lips as we speak (or if you'd prefer i don't, i'm shaking your hand/patting your head/blowing you many kisses instead)