#but i am home

[tulpar-transmissions]

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[crustaceansingles]

Of course, of course. ("Riches and wonders" is the song you should look up. By the Mountain Goats. And then the Eliza Rickman/Jherek Bischoff cover.)

[lifenconcepts]

I can NOT keep putting on a show for others in my own home, and yet, I can’t seem to be letting myself fully relax within my own home anyways. It’s a dilemma I haven’t yet settled and yet figured out that why should I commit to one home when you can have a dozen !!

[snekatiemainy]

girl help I'm so tired

[moth-montage]

I say I'm fine, then I remember Riches And Wonders and just. Head in my hands, rocking myself in a fetal position.

[sweaterkittensahoy]

Adding prompt fills to AO3 a few at a time today. Pausing for now to do some work-work because I have a deadline, then will post others and answer comments and maybe even post another chapter of Always Standing By because I can.

[brontes]

The thing they don’t tell you about moving out and setting up your own home and starting your own family is that you still get homesick. But when you go back it’s not really home anymore and it doesn’t cure the homesickness. You’re homesick for a time you cannot go back to. Homesick for when your mom could solve your problems. Homesick for when fall meant apple pie and spring meant strawberry picking and everyone you knew cheered for the same teams and life was smaller. It still hurt but it was contained and sometimes understood. Sometimes I think life is just a little too big for me, and I want to go back to somewhere that never existed where it could be small and I could be content.

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

[emberwritesinsight]

The discussion around Ariel TheLittleMermaid baffles me bc if my dad literally destroyed a bunch of stuff I collected in front of me in a terrifyingly violent display of anger and I had a witch offer me an out if I could score the boy I thought was hot, my name would be on that dotted line before you can say "poor unfortunate soul". What do you mean she's stupid, her dad ravaged her Special Interest Cave like a toddler throwing a temper tantrum, I would also run the fuck away

[yourlocalwitchthings-blog]

I don't want to be /here/ anymore. I don't know where i want to be but /this/ is not it.

[hansoeii]

we go just right.

[the-sun-is-also-a-star]

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[atlasofearth]

that feeling when family gatherings get too overwhelming so u escape and sit on the bathroom floor and have to put ur phone to ur ear so u can listen to music without anyone hearing it from outside

[ninjasmudge]

sorry that i yell this at him every time i die in-game.

anyway i think the adrenaline rush of death is one hell of a drug

[datladygreytho]

Overstimulated, overextended and too tired for today 😎🙃

[anna-scribbles]

(and if you don’t have one yet, don’t worry!

see how you can register to vote

find your polling place )

rb with your plan in the tags<3