#but i am home

[tulpar-transmissions]

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[crustaceansingles]

Of course, of course. ("Riches and wonders" is the song you should look up. By the Mountain Goats. And then the Eliza Rickman/Jherek Bischoff cover.)

[mountainofhistory]

Hasn't left her shrine for three days. Finally peeking out.

[lifenconcepts]

I can NOT keep putting on a show for others in my own home, and yet, I can’t seem to be letting myself fully relax within my own home anyways. It’s a dilemma I haven’t yet settled and yet figured out that why should I commit to one home when you can have a dozen !!

[snekatiemainy]

girl help I'm so tired

[moth-montage]

I say I'm fine, then I remember Riches And Wonders and just. Head in my hands, rocking myself in a fetal position.

[sweaterkittensahoy]

Adding prompt fills to AO3 a few at a time today. Pausing for now to do some work-work because I have a deadline, then will post others and answer comments and maybe even post another chapter of Always Standing By because I can.

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

[emberwritesinsight]

The discussion around Ariel TheLittleMermaid baffles me bc if my dad literally destroyed a bunch of stuff I collected in front of me in a terrifyingly violent display of anger and I had a witch offer me an out if I could score the boy I thought was hot, my name would be on that dotted line before you can say "poor unfortunate soul". What do you mean she's stupid, her dad ravaged her Special Interest Cave like a toddler throwing a temper tantrum, I would also run the fuck away

[amateur-wordsmith]

summary of something Tellerstone soul stealing related thing I want to write

B: hey can we go on a date so I can think about if I want to steal your soul or not

H: ok

(later)

B: hey thanks for your soul I appreciate it

H: ok

B: but

H: ..but what

B: I think I love u

H: ok

B:

H:

B: thanks for your soul btw

H: ur welcome

B: ok this is way too awkward pretend I didn't tell you anything and pretend this conversation never happened. ok

H: ok bye

B: ok bye

[yourlocalwitchthings-blog]

I don't want to be /here/ anymore. I don't know where i want to be but /this/ is not it.

[hansoeii]

we go just right.

[dimeadozencows]

My personal understanding of the situation

[pearlore]

post-mouseter pearl??

[the-sun-is-also-a-star]

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[prlssprfctn]

Jason Todd arrives to the Gotham after being brought back alive for the first time, and while building up his career as Red Hood, visits Harvey Dent in the Arkham. They talk in a surprising peace, discuss this and this, and Jason even shares some of his insane ass lore, because, honestly, who is going to believe Harvey Dent?

And no one doesn't.

But there is a problem. The next time Bruce Wayne visits Harvey, Harvey randomly drops a bomb on him by saying that he is so, so glad that their Jaylad is back, and he grew up so much, looks so much like Bruce now! He even tries to assure him that, you see, yeah, Jason was dead, but he crawled out of his grave, and then, the Lazarus Pit fixed him!

Bruce thinks Harvey finally had reached the end of his line. Like, low-key, the last stage of insanity.

Harvey: God, he is still so well-mannered. I feel so pleased that he came to visit old me first, though. I always thought I was his favourite over you.

Bruce, laughing awkwardly, while asking the medics to add some new medicine to Harvey: Ahaha, yeah, that sounds like our Jaylad.

Harvey: Super happy for him, seriously. I mean, look at him, getting himself a new career as a Red Hood. That's our son. Feel a little bit bitter that he is into Al Ghuls family now, but that's fine.

Bruce, frowning, because Harvey isn't supposed to know about Al Ghuls and their connection to Lazarus Pit or about Red Hood: Uh, had J-Jason said something else to you?

Harvey: Oh, damn, we spoke for the whole night. He was pissed at you, though. Like, for the Tim guy, whoever he is.

Bruce, turning to the doctors: ...Maybe, uh, give me the same pills you gave him. I feel like I need it, too.