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WHO WAS GONNA TELL ME MOON COULD GET ME WHILE BEING INSIDE FREDDY'S HATCH?
I WAS TAKING SCREENSHOTS LIKE AN IDIOT WHEN MOON APPEARED AND THEN THIS HAPPENED
Do not worry, they cannot find you if we are together - Freddy "Fucking Liar" Fazbear
and he lied yet again
#I thought he meant everyone!!!#now I know I need to find the charging station#but holy fuck that got me#fnaf security breach#security breach#fnaf sb#fnaf moon#moon#moondrop#dca#dca moon#dca moondrop#fnaf daycare attendant#daycare attendant#daycare attendant moon#moon jumpscare
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thinkin about simon smokin while you’re sitting on his lap, all pretty and docile, playing with the loose threads of his sweater. he taps your thigh and you turn to him because you know what he wants – he made sure you know it well, after all.
you part your pouty lips open, batting your long lashes as simon leans in before blowing the smoke into your mouth. you inhale it slowly, having been taught by him how to properly shotgun, and simon groans at how good you are being. then, he finally leans in to kiss you because you deserve to be rewarded <333
#suns.hc#simon ghost riley x reader#simon riley x reader#ghost x reader#simon ghost riley#IM SO MAD I WANNA EXPERIENCE THIS AGAIN#its so bad when u dont know how to but holy fuck the thrill and the underlying sensuality of it got me so addicted#suns
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Having an hour to spare after the recent chapter is a blessing and a curse.
So I drew the babies.
#myart#my art#art#sketch#spy x family#damian desmond#anya forger#sxf#sxf manga#sxf spoilers#sxf anya#sxf damian#spy family#sxf fanart#Becky: oh my god anya I NEED you to tell me where you got that lipstick#Ewen: I need a camera right now holy shit#emile: did you get jumped by the Sephora store#Damien: shut the fuck up I hate all of you#damianya
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day 1765
#amphibian#frog#self#frogsona#thanks everyone for the congrats and well wishes!!!#genuinely meant a lot :)#healing is going super well!! i was expecting it to be a lot worse tbh but i'm mostly just tired#the post op binder SUCKS though i understand why it's useful but i can't wait to be out of it#today (day of posting) i FINALLY got to see the results for the first time though!! after getting the big bandaids and stitches removed#they didn't take any pictures of the results before taping me up so i've had to be sooo patient#actually seeing it felt unreal im so happy?? it already looks amazing and it's healing so well#i keep looking back at the pictures i took holy fuck that's me!!! it feels so right i have never felt this good about my body wow
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Dp x Dc AU: Jazz Fenton, after years of fixing her brother’s injuries, becomes a Doctor with an inclination towards behavioral health and psychology- In order to make the difference she wants to see in the world she joins Dr. Leslie Thompkin’s practice.
Jazz Fenton, M.D. has spent years of her life doing research, doing the hard work and the emotional labor, and finally, finally, she’s joining a practice she can feel 100% confident in. She’s goddamn good doctor and she wants to make the biggest impact that she can.
Dr. Thompkins (who insists that she call her Leslie as they’re colleagues now), is a kind woman, sharp as a tack and keeps her practice open at odd hours to help the most unfortunate. It took some time for them to bond and trust to be built, but now Jazz is being allotted a few night shifts here and there.
It’s incredible. Jazz gets to spend time with the kids who come in and really talk to them (in addition to getting them antibiotics, heating pads and pokemon themed bandaids) to help equip them with a few coping skills. Her passion for psychology never disappeared after all, but the expansive knowledge of how to heal the human body has made her find a sense of fulfillment like no other.
Having proven herself and worn Leslie down, Jazz now takes up about 1/3 of all the night shifts in the month. She’s hoping to get to 50/50 by the end of the year but she’s content with what she has. Danny keeps odd hours anyway so calling him after work on her walk home can happen any time of day and he will always answer enthusiastically.
It’s a particularly busy night before he comes in. The Red Hood.
He was known for being an ally to Leslie, despite being on contentious terms with the Bats, but Jazz had never asked directly. Never one to turn away a patient with bullet hole wounds, she hops into action to get his wounds cleaned, sewed up and gauze wrapped. She’s handing him a sheet (an Infographic! Dani made it with her! Graphic design is her passion!) on how to care for his wounds when he first seems to recognize that she’s not Leslie.
“No, Of course not. I’m Dr. Fenton. I can’t blame you for not remembering but I did introduce myself as you bled in the entry way. You’re Red Hood, right?”
“Hm. Didn’t realize the practice was expanding. Where can I find-” He grumbles before pushing her hand aside from where she had still been supporting his shoulder.
“Hold on there, mister. You’re going home, you’re following this infographic and you’re going to get some sleep.”
“Lady you don’t know-” His voice modulated ton came across antagonistically. As if he was trying to intimidate her. Ha, Jazz rolls her eyes at the inclination.
“Who I’m talking to? Who I’m dealing with? You’re hilarious. I can eat you vigilante’s hero complexes for breakfast. Tell me who I’m calling to pick you up and then you can say thank you.” Jazz snaps at him. It really had been a long night but his whole dialogue thus far is making her a bit batty.
“Oh really Doc? You know Leslie’s tough shit, and from what I can tell you’ve got nothing on her-”
“Trying to make me feel insufficient when I just saved your life? That’s cute. I’m sure a lifetime of abandonment by both of your parental figures gave you that. I’m also sure that you inherited this desire to prove you’re not going to be dependent on anyone who wants to help from whoever got you dressing up in tights to fight crime in the first place. Again, I’d love to talk at length about how predictable you-”
“Bwah- wait- I’m Predictable? You’re probably some nepobaby who had parents who told her she could have the world-” But Jazz cuts him off with hysterical laughter- he couldn’t be further from the truth. Her parents loved her, but nepotism? With what, the ghosts? If anything she got that from Danny, but he doesn’t need to know about her ghostly titles.
“You’re just some guy who came back from the dead and made his trauma everyone else’s issue. So shut it. And tell me how I’m getting you home from this clinic.” She seethes though her voice stays devastatingly level with each word.
Speechless for a moment, he eventually relents to Jazz that he’s already called for help on the comms but it will be hours before they can come for a pick up. The sun had already come up and the night had been over for most of them before Hood had walked into trouble. She groans and the realizes the time for herself and the empty clinic around them.
“Fine. My shift just ended anyway. I’ll get you home in one piece and I swear to all the ancients that you’d better follow the directions on the infographic.”
And that’s how Jazz ended up calling her brother while supporting the weight of a grown ass man (who no longer wanted to talk to her) on her walk home.
The next time Red Hood appears in her clinic, he’s brought a dozen roses in addition to the cut on his neck that definitely needs to be pressurized like ASAP. Did he stop for the flowers on his way to the clinic? He’s going to pass out from blood loss! She doesn’t even like roses!
#ehehehe#dpxdc#dcxdp#dp x dc#dc x dp#danny phantom#dc crossover#dp crossover#anger management#jazz fenton#jason todd#she still loves psychology but its a back pocket tool to her knowledge as an emergency medicine provider#jazz is ready to throw hands because becoming a princess during med school sucked ass#she did not have the time#but she loves and supports anything danny is doing sooo...#danny is currently attending gotham u for engineering but lives across town so they just call everyday#he sees her on her off days and always brings her tons of fast food#jason is immediately smitten with the woman put him in his place#the pit maddness was barking up a storm this entire convo but she got him home and he was like holy fuck im in love#jason todd said she saw right through me and that shit was hot#yes he totally stopped to grab (steal) flowers on his way to the clinic#dick picks him up this time. sees the flowers and is like oh cool its my turn to wingman for my lil bro#jazz is worn down by sweet gestures and the fact that hes legit so nice now when he comes into the clinic#he quotes poetry at her sometimes and she's like omg did you just make that up? she's never read poetry a day in her life#only medical textbooks and psychology papers#long post
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Dante gotta fucking die 🤗
#devil may cry#dmc#dmc5#Dante Sparda#tw blood#tw injury#cw suggestive#the reblog tags on the wip of this are so fucking funny#just taking a scroll thru them cracked me up holy shit#the stick on the far right is the handle of thr scythe that got broken off#had to crop out a bunch
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jean literally fucking breaking down in the hospital after hearing about riko's death and neil telling him he died with a pop is the most Neil & Jean thing ever
#abominable cockroach and other tiny related nicknames neil have acquired via jean too#this has probably been made into posts elsewhere already#but i've been avoiding tsc posts like the fucking plague because of spoilers#finally got some time (i dont but the pressure of exams push me toward tsc anyway) so I'm reading it and holy shit#aftg#neil josten#all for the game#jean moreau#the sunshine court#tsc#blue's bs
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one of my favorite things about zedaph is that on a server full of people that find strange and oft-overlooked minecraft mechanics or rare events and then see just how far they can push them in the name of spectacle or efficiency or world-breaking, zed is over here finding these mechanics in order to do the weirdest things he can think of in as entertaining a manner as possible
like i 100% have faith in zedaph's theoretical ability to be just as efficient or spectacular or world-breaking. if he wanted to do that stuff, i trust that he absolutely could. but thats so far from being his priority. instead, hes going to spend around a week of irl time focused entirely on eventually having the good luck to spawn in something insanely rare so that he can convert it into something even rarer, the result of which being something that 99% of the server reacts with complete and utter shock that it even exists in the first place, just because its zany and funny and he wanted to. and i love that
#zedaph#hermitcraft#genuinely i adore the clucky few project im not even done watching the episode and i had to pause and make this post#i saw impulses video first and went ''that HAS to be some sort of datapack or something-''#only to immediately go ''no. no it cant be. because this is zed#and its practically a trademark of his to push the limits of the game as far as possible in the direction least expected#not for the purpose of efficiency or spectacle or intimidation or whatever like some players who push limits#but purely for the purpose of making something so funny you cant help but laugh at whats going on#and maybe being a bit impressed that he ever thought of it in the first place''#at which point i went ''holy shit. since its zed doing this. somehow he ACTUALLY got a villager on a chicken. with no cheats. thats INSANE'#i was relieved when i checked my subscriptions to see what the next video i had to watch was and saw he would be next in line#bc if i had to sit through 19 other hermits videos before i could watch his and find out what the fuck he was doing i would have been so sa#sidenote but i feel like a zed video where he interacts with this many other people all in the same video is so rare#idk i didnt watch season 9 and i know he started collabing a lot more w/ other hermits then#so maybe its not nearly as rare these days#but like the last one that *i* saw where he interacted with this many people at once was towards the end of season 8#when all the people he experimented on earlier in the season came back to experiment on him#and like i would like zeds videos with or without the collabs. but its a lot of fun to see him interact with people#so its very cool to me when he does it with a lot of people all in the same video
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i got really strangely invested in parkourciv because of that One guy who reminds me of goro akechi
#got back into mc series after i said im done with them im a fraud 🤦🤦#those who say theyve moved on from mc FALL THE HARDEST!!! WHERFE THE FUCK AM I#anyways i was just gonna try out parkourciv casually but then oomf said seawatt is kind of like akechi#i went Holy fuck (<- binged the rest in a day)#shout out to oomf its your fault im in this situation now GET ME!!! OUT#thjis is really sad u could probably get me into any series by eitjer saying theres an akechi or theres yaoi#but yay Yayy... seawatt my princess.... i had so much fun designing from mc skins again#hopefully ill be able to crank out evbo and seawatt design sheets at the very least#seawatt#parkour civilization#seawatt gaming#parkourciv#fuck#persona 5#p5#p5r#persona 5 royal#akechi goro#goro akechi#artists on tumblr#my art
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Batfamily member's civilian identity becomes some serial killer's target because it fits some profile. Cue said murderer going after this member of the Batfamily, earning a very shocked and mildly exasperated set of swear words and then getting their ass kicked. The Batfamily member doesn't even bother calling the cops, just tosses the would be killer in the back of their car (which has bloody gloves in the seat and weird files on people), leading the murderer to conclude they're in the presence of a much worse serial killer.
Tldr: Outsider POV fic where a Batfamily member earns the undying adoration of an actual murderer and it's a slow, convoluted process to getting the evidence to arrest them while also protecting their secret identity.
#Help the too long didn't read is almost as long as the long long holy fuck what is that block of text#Anyways I was thinking of Batfam x various serial killers and honestly we need to see them against the terminator of horror#Our man Michael of Halloween fame#However aside from him most of these serial killers are getting some karmic sense beat into them#Maybe Freddy would team up with Crane and be a problem#But I'm saying after facing off with the monster that is Victor Zsasz#They've got it pretty handled#Wow#My tags need a tldr#So yeah fun headcanon!#That I might looooove fics for hint hints nudge nudge bring them to me#batman#batfamily#personal#batfam headcanons#halloween is upon us
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tiger tiger tiger, tiger tiger tiger
#ocs#a little messy thzst because i was crunched as fuck doing this so i didnt get to refine or detail all that much#maybe ill come back to this and color it#when we presented our projects this one girl pointed at one of the tigers and said it looked stupid and it got a laugh out of me#idk which one she was talkijg about specifically. they all look kind of stunpid#holy shit#stunpid#thats a beautiful misspelling rightnthere#incorporating into my daily vernacular
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i'm DYINGGGG Emberlynn is adorable and so goddamn funny 😂😂😂 come on all of you people hating on her, you know fine well this is exactly how we are when yelling about our favourites or writing fanfic 🙈🙈🙈
#selfshippers we got a new Hellaverse avatar ahahahaha#grinning from ear-to-ear the whole time. 'Blitzy-kun' took me the fuck OUT#the titles on her bookshelf. the bootleg Charlie plush. holy shitttt#if you're wondering what i look like when writing x Readers it's her 😂😂😂#emberlynn pinkle#weeaboo-boo#helluva boss#helluva boss shorts#helluva boss spoilers#helluva boss shorts spoilers#hellaverse#blitzø#starleskatalks#naughty tag#suggestive
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#more ears under the cut#sprigatito#welcome to GENERATION NINE. the generation i've been dreading for the entire existence of this blog#it'll be alright. i'll find ways to get around any problems i might have. i'm pretty confident. i don't think it's gonna be as bad as the#dread tells me it's gonna be. like… look at this face! sprigatito has gotta be one of the best fuckin starters of all time#NOT TO MENTION it stands up!!! in its evolutions!! how great is that??#everyone was so mad but i was rooting for it the whole time. i was BEGGING this cat to stand up. AND IT DID!!!! AND I LOVE IT#IT'S SUCH A WONDERFUL EVOLUTION TOO!!! the fucking magician aesthetic is STELLAR#i love it so much. holy fucking bingle. can't believe game freak popped off so hard with the FIRST pokémon in the paldea dex#they have such pretty eyes. i dunno why they're pogging but it's probably because we finally got to them
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fear the forest collab with @psycho-chair!!!!!! chair did the sketching and lines and i did the colors and rendering :]
+ alt version under the cut
killer belongs to rahafwabas cross belongs to jael peñaloza fear the forest belongs to me and chair
#armageddon art#cross sans#killer sans#cross!sans#killer!sans#cross x killer#killer x cross#kross ship#criller#sanscest#utmv#sans au#ut au#collab pog yippee#fear the forest save me etc etc#god this was so so fun dude. god#i fucking love rendering holy shit#and i just got to stare at chair’s art the whole time CACKLES /silly#fear the forest
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Anytime characters swap bodies I always think about which of our silly little guys gets a break from their usual trash bod/brain.
#on one hand… cool spider powers! on the other…#king ohger#ohsama sentai kingohger#super sentai#jeramie brasieri#gira husty#spider kumonos#kuwagata ohger#the group chat: why did gira seem to freak out so much?#me: he got jeramie’s anxiety brain obvs wcjcwejwdc#jer sitting around having a grand old time for once…. he’s had a tough two.5 years so far#i think he’d miss his old self if the ep went on any longer though#fucking love to see a half mosntrous character being so damn proud of it#refreshing#i loved this episode. it was really sweet#INCREDIBLE acting job too#holy MOLY i fully bought everyone was eachother#panel two is the best jeramie i've ever drawn and he's gira adkjakfw
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My entry for the SatoSho Discord Weekly Prompt: Just Friends
#lmao this isnt salty at aaaaaaaaalll I sweaaaarrr#basically these are all comments i got under my satosho art#most of them pare pinterest so take it with a grain of salt#people are mostly really nice to me or ignore my art#the shit in pinterest tho holy fuck loooll#its quite entertaining i encourage you to search for my art on pinterest for some good laughs#anyway yeah of course satoru and shoko are just friends#who kiss#and stuff#the best friends#i hope you can read it its very small... maybe you need to download and enhance#satosho#satoshoko#satoru gojo#shoko ieiri#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#fanart
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