#but his ass was LYING

[vessmar]

@ofinflorescence.

" vess, you have something on your face. " li comments, hand moving to let his thumb rub along the other's cheekbone. without warning, he pulls vess down for a quick peck on the lips, regrettably needing to lean up to do so. " tricks aside, i think it's ridiculous that i have to pull you down here for that. do me a favor and shrink a little, will ya? " thief jokes, smiling as he gently pats his partner's face. ( from lierre. <3 )

just as anyone who works with their hands is liable to end up with something smudged on their face, vess was often found with some significant amount of ink, charcoal, oil, or otherwise, marking his skin in places he was blissfully unaware of. this fact meant that li's comment was not met with surprise, only a simple turn of his head to face li directly, as his warm thumb brushed over vesper's skin. the kiss comes as a surprise, though perhaps it should not have, considering who li was when they were together, and vess couldn't help the soft laugh that rumbled from his chest.

"sorry babe, you've only got two options: you either pull me down a bit or you get to lift my ass off the ground from hip level. your call," vesper smiles and leans down to kiss li once more, savoring it this time, cupping li's jaw with one hand and gently slipping his pinkie under the other's earlobe.

[kingofdoma]

best description of morgan spurlock's legacy ever

[ikiprian]

Ghost Kitchen (brought to you by criminal entrepreneur, Red Hood)

Danny’s got the easiest job in Gotham.

He works as a fry cook at a shoddily-run, independent burger joint. Hardly anyone comes in, despite prices being criminally low, and portions insanely large, and while the manager looks like the average tough-as-nails ex-con, he lets Danny mess around in the kitchen whenever the place is empty. (Which is often. This place has to be the city’s hidden gem or something!)

Mr. Manager’s the only one ever there with Danny, except for sometimes when his buddies come over to smoke and play cards. Danny would find it shady, except part of his job is not to ask questions. Literally, he was told during the interview.

(It was a weird interview. Why would they need to hire someone who’s been in a gunfight before? Like, he has, but Gotham’s idea of “hirable qualities” is so bizarre.)

So instead he whips up some killer burgers with the frozen ingredients, and basks in the praise as the guys tell him he shouldn’t have, he does too much for this joint, ain’t that friendly!

Now, Danny’s a chef on the newer side. As a teen he’d preferred the look of Nasty Burger over anything with Michelin stars, and he only really took up cooking after Jazz moved out for college. But just like ecto-exposure used to turn the groceries sentient, Danny’s low-level ecto signature imbues all his food with something historically haunted Gothamites just love! And Danny’s never been one to half-ass a job when it makes people happy.

With fresher produce, real meat, Danny’s sure he can take his dishes to the next level. It takes a couple months of badgering, but his manager finally agrees to contact the mysterious store owner, who keeps the place going, despite profits Danny knows have to be in the red.

Danny spends the morning prepping. He pours his heart into his food, eager to impress. The big boss will be here soon, and he wants to prove that despite the dangerous location, this place has real potential!

It isn’t until the Red Hood shows up that Danny realizes he’s been working for a money laundering scheme.

[toothpastewolf]

shitty little doodle of a shitty little guy

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Laios's three Boy Best Friends. And yes, they hate him.

[bobosbillionsknives]

Plot of trigun (1998)

[tiredandoptimistic]

Bad news for the haters of the world: Clary Fray is based as fuck. Literally everything she does is justified, and frankly I would have been worse.

[atoriv-art]

older designs for my specialest guy

[dykespirk]

spock’s dedication to lying, just for the love of the game, is so beautiful to me…we don’t see real liargirls like that anymore…

[headshrnker]

Liam Gallagher having a twitter account is the best thing ever

[citraye]

Tourist

Get a Suntan ✓

Earn Gold on a Kava Party

Eat a Coconut

[theghooligan]

team green to aemond after he went full sicko mode:

[felsicveins]

Prequel to this

[forgetriestowrite]

okay before I go to bed one more thought: Ludinus said a lot of absolutely insane things in this episode, including but not limited to "humans are more perfect than the gods" (HUH???? SINCE WHEN???) and "The gods were wrong for destroying a city but it's fine when I, Scientist Extraordinaire and Greatest Being in the World Ludinus Da'leth, do it" (tell me you're a narcissist without telling me you're a narcissist)

but I think what makes top of the list for me is when Orym goes off on him for attacking the Air Ashari and killing his family (as he should, my dude deserves that and so much more), and Ludinus goes "I have owned up to my hand in that" and it's like

no??? you didn't??? Give me a timestamp, sir, give me receipts. Tell me when you either acknowledged or apologized for the horrors you unleashed in the name of "liberation". Tell me when you said the words "I know what I did and it was a mistake" to Orym. To his husband's family. To Keyleth. To the countless other people Otohan Thule hurt UNDER YOUR ORDERS. TELL ME WHEN, LUDA.

and no, the words "it was for the greater good" don't count.

[eggsploded]

several days of sakamoto

[deadmeatbeat]

i have never played mk in my life but these two have been consuming my mind