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[hannibard]

I always find it funny when Kaer Morhen witchers call each other wolf. It's like calling your sibling by your shared last name.

[thereweredragonshere]

Dragon with a metal as fuck (literally) prosthetic wing!!

More Prosper content :D I feel an indescribable amount of love for this dragon. And the cool ass wing designs I can give her.

Even though the entire concept of this prosthetic functioning is quite literally impossible, I still put some actual thought into the design’s fictional functionality (hey that was alliteration).

The wing is piloted with a rod that is connected to her remaining organic wing that synchronises the movements (think Toothless’ automatic tailfin). The fingers of the wing are connected together at the top and don’t all independently move, it’s based on a rig that is controlled by the very outer finger. If that one is half folded in the other 5 fingers will correspond with that, if it is fully extended the other five will correspond with that etc etc. The fact that her wings have to by synchronised is by no means easy to operate. She cannot do most basic manoeuvres in the air, even turning to the left/right whilst in flight is extremely dependant on her secondary hip wings and her tail fins. It is nowhere near having a real, attached to her body wing, but it still gives her the ability to fly again. And long distance flying is still a pain in the ass because the massive scars all along the right side of her body get irritated after a while.

A lot of the thought behind the design came from how odd it felt that httyd 3 just… got rid of Toothless’ disability? Like yeah he was still missing a tail fin but it might as well just have grown back. He has a new, fully functional, doesn’t need to be taken off, apparently doesn’t even need maintenance, fire proof and extremely durable prosthetic that just allowed him to function as if he wasn’t disabled? In the Viking age as well?? Even in the modern day we don’t have prosthetics that can fully restore permanent, none skin irritating, doesn’t need to be fixed up ‘replacement’ limbs. Yes there are some very high quality prosthetic limbs that can restore a lot of functionality and give a very good quality of life, but it is not a new limb. It’s a prosthetic. It doesn’t change the fact that there is a missing body part. It doesn’t completely replace every single functionality of a real limb? The film just entirely disregarded that fact that Toothless had a disability. Just slap a technologically impossible bit of gear work on his tail and BOOM he’s fixed. No that’s not how that works you fucking idiot 😭 His skin would get irritated, the fin would eventually need to be repaired because again IT WAS THE MEDIEVAL ERA. I know Hiccup was smart but girl he was not smart enough to invent an indestructible replacement body part. We can’t do that in 2024, let alone 1000 or whenever the fuck httyd is set.

Anyway going off that rant, whilst Prosper does regain the ability to fly, it is very limited, not for long periods of time and kind of painful. Because that’s what happens when you get a whole ass limb torn from your body. It tends to hurt and not be ‘fixable.’

[snottly]

happy holidays !

[nattravn-art]

Laketober 2024: Grounds - Family tree

[royalich]

Theyre actually stupid 😭

[awkwxrdapple]

Maybe I wouldn't have tracked YOU down bestie but I would have thrown hands with SOMEONE 😅😂

TC Blorbo Tournament Sweet Sixteen Recap

So I had half of this post written up and then I hit one too many ctrl-z's and Tumblr decided to erase it. I'm bitter because it was quite witty if I do say so myself. Anyhow, let's try this again.

Results! Our group of sixteen has been whittled down to eight.

In the flyby region, Maverick rolled to victory once again to the tune of 82% of the vote. He'll face--get this--Jack Reacher.

Yes, Jack Reacher of homeless, only owns one shirt fame eeked out victory over Stacee Jaxx of the assless chaps and Tom Cruise singing voice. I'm as surprised as you are. Guess he gets good mileage out of that white shirt.

I may be surprised by the outcome of the vote, but I'm not surprised by drama in the flyby region. Mav my Most Dramatic Boy deserves a worthy opponent.

To my personal relief, Danny Kaffee managed to defeat Jerry Maguire in the bat region. (FWIW I considered calling this the baseball bat region but it sounded funnier if it was just a singular bat. An animal? A baseball bat? nobody knows!) I'm relieved because I'm pretty sure @awkwxrdapple was going to personally track me down if Danny lost to Jerry, and I've already heard plenty from @tvheit about Vincent Collateral's seeding. Did not need to go through that again. Whew. (I'm joking, I love you all and I love how invested you are in these silly polls. I love it so much.)

Danny Kaffee will now face Barry Seal, a much tougher opponent who squeaked by Ray Ferrier in a surprisingly close Sweet Sixteen matchup. Well, I say he's tougher but to be honest I like Jerry way more than Barry. Perhaps it's fair to say that Barry Seal has the weight of the milf-community behind him where Jerry did not. (Looking at you, @malewifebillcage. I love you!!!!) Time will tell who emerges the bat region champion.

On the other side of the bracket, Ethan Hunt earned yet another blowout victory but now faces the winner of the Tom Cruise Baddie poll, Lestat. Personally, I'm kinda hoping Ethan manages not to get bitten. Maybe he can hop on a plane and rope climb his way to victory? No matter the outcome, we shall crown a King of Farm Boy Land (that's Wisconsin, for those not in the know) this coming week.

Oh, and last but not least, we have Jack Harper vs Bill Cage in the battle of the TC sci-fi film disney princesses. Or maybe I should say the TC sci-fi film disney princesses from the past fifteen years? We love Steven Spielberg in this house and I do not want to offend him. (I still haven't seen Minority Report. Don't tell him.)

That's all for today, folks! Stay tuned for links to all the polls. I love seeing your unhinged tags and replies, as always. <3

[superbattrash]

Me: I think I faked being lactose intolerant

Me: eats two slices of cheesy pizza

Me, from a fetal position on my bathroom floor: I did not fake being lactose intolerant

[eurydiceryn]

wanted to draw these idiots

[p1zzaparty]

Snow boys

[swagging-back-to]

worst trope is found family separating as soon as the antagonist is dealt with.

[pan-gya]

@shinkaneweek Day 3: Free day!

Please Reblog

[eeriefeelingsat3amuwu]

So, because my friend wanted me to draw hunky men in corsets, have some Kaer Morons, in all three versions.

Sketch:

Lineart:

Final:

Yes I did forget their pendants, yes I realized it after I finished doing lineart, yes I am mad at myself. Anyways, hope y’all enjoy lol-

[nobodymitskigabriel]

Gabriel fans stay winning.

[the-jam-to-the-unicorn]

That podcast is coming on Monday

[dee-ry]

The "crossover" that nobody asked for🧍

[magnifiico]

@howthesleeplesswander || are we ready to die? i think we're ready to die 8'D

He had no concept of time down here. Only that enough time had passed for his mind to clear, reality to assert itself, and King Magnifico to find—

Well, a dungeon cell was no more befitting a king than the mirror just as abhorrently containing him. So, what was he? After all he had done for Rosas, the sacrifices he’d made, the protection he’d offered them for years beyond count, they would treat their king like some common criminal? His queen would dare to turn her back on…

His queen. Amaya. Amaya.

Magnifico had run his muddled mind through the events of that day on a near tireless loop: picking at bits and pieces of his memory, recollecting flashes here, a foggy and distorted mess there. And despite all that he had gathered—a puzzle he’d had plenty of time to build—he’d yet to trace back to what had offended her so. What had antagonized her, driven her to stand against him as if he were the villain betraying the very kingdom he had built?

I built this. We built this.

And he’d promised from the beginning he’d do anything and everything it took to protect it. No questions asked. No holds barred. Magnifico used that book because he had to. The people hadn’t given him a choice; if he had let them—

No. No, no no. We said we’d never let that happen again.

But nevertheless, here he was. Dethroned. Defamed. He’d almost convinced himself his queen planned on letting him rot eternally, but when he heard the creak of a door on that fateful day—could’ve been morning, afternoon… or perhaps his darling had decided to pay an evening visit when all had quieted down—Magnifico hadn’t needed to see her to know. Her footsteps were a recognizable rhythm, soft and elegant, down the steps. Somehow, the echo seemed to penetrate his magical prison just as well, and in some way, each beat trembled down to his core.

When she stood outside the bars, however, peered in at that loathsome little mirror on the wall, he was ready to face her. That is, he’d convinced the faint flutter in his chest that he was.

“You’ve placed a magical mirror in which I am already very securely contained—trust me, I’ve had plenty of time to determine that’s the case—within a literal prison cell,” he observed blandly, head cocking while a bitter smile tugged on his lips. “Is that not just a touch excessive, my dear?”