#but here we fucking are

[batbusiness-schooldropout]

Talia dealing with a random assassin

Talia: You betrayed the League and worse, you betrayed me. It's time to put you down like the dog you are

Baby Damian: People slaughter dogs!?😢

Talia: My apologies Habibi you're right. Dogs are loyal creatures who deserve humane treatment. This disgrace will see no such mercy. Now run along and play with your daggers. Mommy has work to do

[verecunda]

Thou fool: a phantom thou didst see that I, I Sauron, made to snare thy lovesick wits. Naught else was there. — The Lay of Leithian Recommenced, Canto 2

[blackout-galaxy]

HEY PHANDOM!!!

do you think danny smelled like space after dying. do you think he has a complicated relationship with space now because he loves it, but when he’s finally, finally there, all he can remember is his death?

Do you think he hates it? Or does it bring him that one extra step towards accepting his death?

[idk-im-just-here-now]

Trying to fix my ass sleep schedule with the self-inflicted insomnia method. I'm on some other shit I plotted a whole villain found family crackfic at 6am and I haven't even taken my ADHD medications yet

[whumpfish]

The true psychotic experience is loads of people liking your posts about your experience with psychosis but never reblogging them

[ast-soulcrystal]

going through msq in living memory feels like stabbing yourself slowly, over and over again with a large knife.

[avatarfandompolice]

Ursa faked letters saying that Zuko wasn’t Ozai’s son leading him to hate him more. She weaponized her own son against Ozai knowing he already hated him, and still a great mother??

she used it as ammunition against Ozai to show she had power over him.

No one here is calling Ursa a "great mother." She was an abuse victim as much as her children were. Being understanding and cognizant of Azula and Zuko's struggles with being abused while berating Ursa for it is hypocritical and completely incorrect. Her decision making as a mother was skewed by the fact that she was ripped from her village at 19, forced to marry a man she didn't love, speed-groomed into the role of a royal family member, and then forced to have children with said man that she didn't love. Oh, and that man was a narcissistic, psychotic, violent, war-hungry asshole.

She is not a great mother, but she did the best with what she could. Pretending she was actively some horrible mother or that she was not generally a positive influence (perhaps the ONLY positive influence) on Azula and Zuko is just scapegoating, which is fucking RIDICULOUS considering her abusive, tyrannical husband was right there and the cause of ALL OF IT.

[normystical]

[wolf-with-moxie]

Just had some thoughts about Peter having to watch his nephew burn to death infront of him just like how he had to watch the rest of his family/pack die, during the movie you can see Peter shaking his head, clearly distraught about Derek being on fire, the man literally spent years in a coma reliving the fire just to watch Derek go out the same way, just another reason the movie ending clearly sucked and i refuse to accept it!

[sirenittta]

[batbusiness-schooldropout]

Yugi: I'm the vessel of a God King who literally saved the world multiple times! And yet I still have to go to high school and get bullied!? Why isn't there a weird cult dedicated to you and why am I not its leader!?

Yami: You mean like the weird cult Marik's a part of? Tell you what, after we defeat him, I'll name you head of my cult.

[name-less-things]

... Ex-fucking-scuse-me what the shit

Are you serious? Are you fucking foreal?

THE ACTUAL FUCK-

[bardthestoner]

So since I was a child I've had this habit of picking up mannerisms from everyone around me, tv shows everything. I've just always mirrored other people's mannerisms. It's always been a thing so most of the time I don't catch when I've acquired a new one.

Then yesterday rewatching hazbin hotel with my girlfriend she pauses it while Alastor is on screen, looks over at me and asks me when I watched hazbin hotel the first time. The answer to that is in October of 2019 when it came out. She sits there for a second says "that's how long you've been doing then head-tilt thing" and then unpauses the show like nothing happened while I'm sitting there realizing that one of the mannerisms I do most often was stolen from that fucking deer man!!!

[overkaffeinated]

Guys, I'm gonna apologize before I describe this absolutely horrendous idea that I just had. I am really sick and have access to Tumblr, gods save us all. There are also some mentions of vomit, so if that triggers you or makes you uncomfy, probably don't read this. Okay, now ONTO THE BULLSHIT IDEA.

So vampires don't like garlic,right? European vampires, anyway. Most other vampires don't give a flying fuck, they'll kill you no hesitation. But according to some sources, some European beliefs around vampires stated they were created by a disease of the blood, so a powerful antibiotic would “kill” a vampire. Others say vampires hate the smell, or it weakens them yadda yadda. Onto the idea.

Say you were really craving a meal with a shit ton of garlic, and after eating you went about your day, only to run into a vampire that wants to drink your blood. Unfortunately for both of you, when you get scared, you throw up. So this vampire gets absolutely nailed with this unholy combination of anxiety-fueled, garlic-loaded, projectile vomit and just starts writing on the ground in pain from the garlic acid.

Also consider, imagine that this vampire dies from this malicious and disgusting attack and goes to wherever vampires go when they die, and the other vampires are like "I died from a stake to the heart, I died from sunlight, I died from holy water" and this vampire rocks up covered in 2nd and 3rd degree acid burns and gets asked what happened and has to tell the other vampires that " some random asshole ate garlic and threw up on me and I died".

[majorbitchi]

I got my pre-ordered Uni today 💞 I'm going to run both of them together! 💖💜

[thequeenofcringe22]

never thought a youtube horror series would help me with an english assignment, but here we are