#but he's so funny

[sandushengshou]

'Anne Rice's Interview with the Vampire' | Variety Studio presented by Google TV

[astracora]

I continue to buy every stupid fucking accessory just so I can see what this dumb fucking asshole says. He never disappoints. Yes Sy let's have a goddamn party with the twins, you're always sweet, stupid man 😭😭💖

[elemental-plane]

cosmo is a character with many layers and i KNOW liam and aabria are gonna make him so sad and put him through literal hell but objectively he's so funny. like bro is 97 and still kicking and being a badass good for him

[irondad-defensesquad]

guess who's my new favorite dumbass who tries to save a teenager from getting into trouble multiple times

[zipadeea]

did you know jury duty on freevee is the funniest thing i’ve ever watched? omfg james marsden deserves an emmy, this is insane

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Knowledge Revenge.

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[jakemoogle]

This has to be the funniest and my favourite community note thus far on this stupid app

[kennethbrangh]

John Turturro on working with Christopher Walken in Severance.

[demonicsuffrage]

Bruce dropped out of medical school and as much as he tries to hide it, his kids all find out. Ofcourse they never let him live it down after that

Emo 21-year-old Bruce: You're not my father, Alfred!

Alfred: Quite right. I have a medical degree, and you don't.

Bruce:

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Dick: Hey I'm dropping out of Gotham University

Bruce: What? You're quitting college halfway?! Unacceptable, you cannot just give up on your engineering degree-

Dick: I did not just hear the failed doctor say that

Bruce:

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Bruce, fuming: You left my side tonight to go and gallivant around with harley quinn? A villain?

Steph: So what if she's a villain, Bruce? Atleast the villain has a doctorate.

Bruce:

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Bruce, bandaging Duke's wound because Alfred was busy: There, all done

Duke: Woah, didn't expect that from a college dropout

Bruce:

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Bruce: Stop ignoring my orders in the field! You need to listen, I have more experience-

Jason, as red hood, with his PhD in English: Which one of us actually has a Dr in front of their name?

Bruce:

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Tim: So I'm dropping out of high school

Bruce: You too?! First Dick and now you?!

Tim: No, first it was you, then Dick, and now me

Bruce:

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Bruce: Damian, your recent report card indicates you're falling behind in Biology

Damian: Tt. Must run in the family, then.

Bruce:

[aimasup]

It's 4am and I can't get this out of my head

[sunnyirry]

"Oh, and there's kabru too!!!"

[sysiheart]

Odysseus playing a guitar ANGRILY at his wife

Penelope playing a violin EVEN MORE ANGRILY at her husband

[littlelightfish]

Funny things I found out playing with language setting in Netflix while looking episode 15:

Chilchuck's scream sounds HAUNTED in brazilian portuguese. Give it a try if you can.

(You can hear it here)

In spanish dub, Senshi says: "tocó mis senos de hombre", which means "he touched my man boobs" in Spanish. And I think that's the best dub line one so far.

[albinogel]

[beebfreeb]