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jewishbarbies · 2 years

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chr*s ev*ns with a mustache is just not it. HOW are you gonna sit there and tell me honestly that his mustache is on the same level as miles teller and aaron taylor-johnson???? HOW??? miles and aaron EMBODY the mustache, they BECOME the mustache, chris looks like chr*s ev*ns in a shitty costume mustache from the makeup trailer. and I know because he’s grown way better facial hair than THAT monstrosity. get out.

#g talks #anti chris evans #i hate it here #can we leave acting like he’s the hottest man ever in 2022?#same with ryan reynolds #I’m sorry but the joke is old and tired #and it’s just not true #he’s hot #but he’s the The Hottest #and saying you wanna fuck these 2 just because that’s the norm #is getting real fucking annoying #mine #/mobile #/okay to reblog

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swugflower · 11 months

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Brucie Wayne gets interviewed and the question who, expect Batman, is his favorite Gotham hero.

After some awkward moments of silence, he blurts out that it’s Spoiler. Since she is the only one from the main active team that isn’t his kid and this way he avoids picking a favorite.

Meanwhile, the group chats explodes into chaos instantly.

#this post was supposed to be about who he thinks is the hottest #but a good chunk of them are still minors and I didn’t want anyone mad at me for a shit post written at 2am #so it turned into favorite #swugs ted talk #batman #bruce wayne #dc #batfam #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #cassandra cain #damian al ghul #duke Thomas #and yes I know Team Batman is way bigger but this is about the main bitches #stephanie brown #spoiler

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 2 months

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Ooh, you want to know what happens at the gay bar run by ex-pirates, ooh...You'll just have to read Tiger Tiger to find out...

(Inspired by this Disco Elysium comic)

#tiger tiger #remy bonnaire #Arno #jamis arlesi #f slur mention #(Remy is allowed to say it. Jury is still out on Jamis though.)#I love that disco elyisum comic so much. I have it saved in several places so I can find it to show people. I lost it once. Never. Again.#Hard lesson about redrawing/heavily referencing a beloved comic is that you will feel so inferior to its genius.#I did my best but I feel like I didn't hit the high notes I wanted. Such is art!#At the end of the day I have to remind myself that I'm still on a journey and not every piece is going to be my best.#Yeah I'm still on my Tigers propagana train. Toot Toot. All abord or perish to the Tigers.#I hear tigers are running the Olympics this year. That's right. It's tigers all the way down.#Obscure references aside; time to talk tigers spoilers:#I was absolutely losing my mind at Remy taking Jamis to the Starfall. He did *not* expect to be in a gay bar.#Jamis is our beloved bisexual lad but I don't think he's fully in tune with it yet.#How down right unfortunate that he is also the hottest cub in the room. Will he realize? What will he realize? Who Knows!#Thank you to everyone who checked out Tiger Tiger from my recommendations!#And thank you to my fellow Tigers fans for receiving my comics with open arms. Next comic will be about Rat Man.

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rubbish78 · 2 months

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Hugh Jackman as Wolverine/James Logan Howlett 👌👀👌👀👌👀

#you may hate x-men origins but I love it #he was at his hottest in this film like it makes me so insane #hugh jackman #james logan howlett #wolverine #x-men origins: wolverine 2009 #marvel #rubbish78gifs #my gifs

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eightyonefour · 2 months

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"I definitely think I'm ruthless enough but that doesn't have to come at the expense of being calm and a nice person as well."

#oscar piastri #the hottest thing a man can do is be confident without being cocky #and while being nice and sweet and adorable #he is everything to me

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vaguely-concerned · 3 months

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are. are you telling me that if the romanced mage warden dies and alistair is king, he deadass stares greagoir down over her dead body and grants the circle of ferelden its autonomy after ordering it rebuilt somewhere safer. first you have to deliberately leave him behind so he won't die for you and then he does that for you once you're gone, even when you're broken up??? absolute and literal king behaviour of the highest order????? the actions speak louder than words of it all??????? I think I hauve covid

#that's the hottest thing I've ever heard I feel nuts #what an absolute chad alistair continues to be tbh there may be a day when men fail but it will not be when he's here #like I'm very sorry to the blond chantry boy repeat crowd but cullen could & would NEVER!!! they are NOT the same!!!!#dragon age #dragon age origins #alistair theirin #alistair x warden #can u imagine what it must be like to be irving standing there watching this happen. you're free and your kid is dead. congrats #tried to free her from the circle and she's the sacrificial lamb that bought the circle's freedom instead. fuck dude #it does make for a very sad kind of symmetry that every time irving tries to get clever with it he triggers a monkey's paw situation fhdskj #I am replaying the game with my new canon (mistress amell + king alistair to save him from the da:i fade choice lol)#and in doing research I found out about this and had my world rocked. I've never had my warden die before so this is new to me #(my warden isn't dying in this canon to be clear she's going to be the reason no one would dare assassinate king alistair lol #nightmare bae eminance gris behind the throne/loving and supportive partner with a fade connection and a vengeful side #she's going to be like sam vimes tiredly fending off assassins as the watch books go on except she murders a lot more people back)#the way his voice breaks in the version where they were broken up tho... sick and twisted and mean to me specifically

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gaytor-golf · 3 months

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A sleepy afternoon on the Sunny :)

I'm churning out art so fucking fast rn jeez anyway Mother Robin and the two teenagers that she accidentally adopted peep the panda ref

#one piece #nico robin #tony tony chopper #cat burglar nami #one piece 2023 #my art #anime #one piece fanart #fan art #HOW WE FEELING ABT THE OPLA SEASON 2 CAST BC IM FEELIN REAL FUCKIN GOOD #they better make my man croccy fine asf like the rest of them or im gonna go bonkers #hes like... the hottest villain in the show

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mischievous-thunder · 2 months

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Logan's mask definitely resisted more than just wind

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shady-swan-jones · 29 days

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"If they wanted us to stop calling him Hot Sauron Who Fucks, they shouldn't have made him look like this: the shining eyes, the curling locks, the very visible smattering of chest hair, I have no notes, this was great"

Mallory Rubin, House of R, Ep 1-3 deep dive (x)

#you can make him as evil as you want but let's not pretend he's not the hottest thing coming off middle earth #rings of power #the rings of power #halbrand #sauron #rop spoilers #rop season 2 #trop spoilers #trop season 2 #charlie vickers

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kittykatstiles · 27 days

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i still can’t get over this pic like imagine stiles facetiming derek (who’s still learning how to use iphone) and this is what he sees everyday

#he accidentally answered the video call on his macbook in his college class #his classmates who sitting beside him all saw it #and suddenly everybody knows about stilinski’s hottest bf #sterek #derek hale

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meidui · 3 months

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tony in THAT tom ford suit | happy (belated) birthday to my love @areiton 💖

#i asked arei what her favourite tony appearance was and she said cw or endgame because that's where he's the hottest #and god bless #tony stark #tonystarkedit #iron man #ironmanedit #robertdowneyjredit #rdjedit #marveledit #mcuedit #mcuchallenge #marvellegends #dailyavengers #mcufam #marveladdicts #dailymarvelgifs #*#edit*#gif*

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rebisrot · 1 month

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i love fiddleford,,,

#fun fact that first message is a real text i had to send to the hottest bitch i know #absolutely tragic #he has too much chin in some of these thats my bad #fiddleford mcgucket #fiddleford hadron mcgucket #fiddauthor #ford² #fordsquared #standford pines #ford pines #gravity falls fanart #gravity falls #digital art #doodles #sketch dump #rebisrot

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sad-scarred-sassy · 9 months

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You know the reason Lucien isnt widely considered to be endgame material for Elain is because he isn’t the typical hardcore brute and toxic masculinity character that have people on a chokehold.

His strongest qualities are his sass, intelligence and emotional control.

The girls who get it get it I guess

#its insane that considering him the hottest is an unpopular opinion in this fandom #he is so hot #in a world of boys he is THE gentleman #elucien #pro elucien #lucien vanserra

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scaredforboomboom · 4 months

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