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Draxum's rude af kids are making their way through the @tmntaucompetition
Friendly warning: don't mess with Dad.
#he normally only hits kids when training#but he will punt a bitch#dad joke#he's the only one who finds it funny#ok that's a lie#i find it funny#tmnt au competition#red rover au#replica#rottmnt replica#rottmnt#kathaynesart#save rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#unpause rise of the tmnt#punk-ass kids pushing their weight around
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Me @ Wulbren after the way he talked to my man Barcus in Last Light
#bg3#talking mad shit for a fucking GNOME#should have called him a prick but my tav is a nobleman so he just barely held himself back#bro the TONE when barcus said hes 'a patient man' cause i told him to wait to leave bc of the shadow curse#WULBREN YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE#barcus is just a lil guy in love and i will PUNT THAT FUCKING GNOME#JUST WAIT WULBREN. ACT 3. INTO THE FUCKING HARBOR#THOSE WAVE BITCHES WILL PUT IN A WORD FOR ME WITH THE SEA QUEEN FUCKING FIND OUT WULBREN#barcus overhearing: [barcus disapproves]#sorry man do i look like a redemption paladin to you#hated his ass even when you didnt survive my first run to make it to act 3 its just worse now#guess i should tag#bg3 barcus#bg3 barcus wroot#barcus wroot#idk i dont go in his tag#or wulbrens. as you could guess
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fav episode time to watch J'onn beat up Etrigan
#Etrigan makes me so fucking mad i need to punt him into the sun#it would do absolutely nothing but id feel better#STOP BEING MEAN TO MY HUSBAND YOU BITCH >:[#jason blood can stay. sweet boi. but etrigan it is ON FUCKING SIGHT.#i actually hate etrigan more than morgan in this and i REALLY hate morgan >:[#dcau#jltas#etrigan#j'onn j'onzz#martian manhunter#j'onn my beloved#'isnt he being mind controlled' im going to cheer for my man anyway stfu. i got ur philosophers stone bb go kick his ass#i said fav episode this isn't my fav it's just one of#only a dream is my fav fav
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Day 130 | id in alt
I have no idea how Fushiguro dosent stumble over himself and so I made him do it.
Also Kugisaki I saw her run fast as hell girl was basically skipping.
#dailykugisaki#jjk#kugisaki nobara#fushiguro megumi#inumaki toge#Inumaki watching Fushiguro eat shit is funny as hell to specifically me#i have two nice ideas simmering rn#on a heavier note. if anybody EVER refers to whats going on right now as something “political” and not genocide. beat the fuck outta them#privileged assholes are showing themselves more frequently like worms after fresh rain its abysmal#now thats done with#I PERSONALLY THINK KUGISAKI IS PRETTY DAMN FAST#Fushiguro is not he enhances his speed and friction with the ground via shadows thats why he kinda does that#Kugisaki is fast as fuck based on pure spite and hatred for being spun around like a toy#She'll kill panda for that trust me. punt him like a damn football#shes extremely good at manipulating cursed energy its fucking canon so i imagine she knows how to like course that shit through her body ex#ez*#not a master but the best one outta.... basically all the students(not including the third years bc idk where to put them) low-key#she knows her shit#im tired of people saying she dosent know her shit she DOES#She is able to fucking float her nails! i aint seen anybody else float shit on will other than gojo bitch!! SHE IS HER#gojo i know you said Itadori was supposed to be one of those students to surpass you but look at Kugisaki im begging your white haired ass#ive made two au's and man making Kugisaki a witch and Maki an elderitch god and gojo a weird ass vessel n shit#and then the other au is Kugisaki as a fucked up robot and Maki as an angeo of judgement what the fuck am i cooking#bucket is fucking tweaking
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Sobbing and crying on the floor why is ink the size of a fucking gnome
#inks canon height needs to be acknowledged more imo#this bitch is 3'8#error could literally just punt him#why doesn't he just grab ink like a dirty wet cat and throw him into the void#it would be so easy like bruh move aside and let me do it#ink sans#my ramblings
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let me know when y’all ready to start stoning Da Baby for his involvement in Tory’s harassment again Megan. he willfully still antagonizes her to this day which is weird and obsessive.
#I been ready cause that was so unprovoked and WEIRD#been ready to punt that little football head twerp! like leave her alone#stop speaking on her!#💀💀💀 you be killing me but no fr#she doesn’t want to work with his thirsty ass#And then had the nerve to tell him to come home.#I want him jumped#Literally cause he wouldn’t be in that situation if he just stfu#I’ll throw a brick at his PT Cruiser shaped noggin ret nie!#i got a sock full of quarters-#you take the top and i’ll get his bottom!#Finna fuck them knees up#He is never going to stop being a bitch ass nigga#and this is why short men have bad reputations#why do girls fantasize about their future men being tall dark and handsome?#This man sitting on a podcast sweating into oblivion asking her to come home#…like go to hell forreal.#❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️#This whole case had me changing my opinions and views(at least for the moment)#celebrating the police and the system#being xenophobic towards Canadian people#posting stories with reader plus white celebrities with fluffy or smutty material#nearly being racist towards black men#saying that some of them nigcels deserved to be another hashtag#and backing the death penalty.#megan thee stallion#i’m not sad for her#i’m outraged#i’m just glad she’s in a better place now#those people can speak for themselves they know who they are
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greetings. guess who's back on their bullshit
“Um. He wasn’t always… as gentle as he could have been, I suppose, but-” he hastened to continue when Alex’s eyes darkened with stormclouds that uncomfortably reminded him of their commander. “I never asked him to be. I was fine with it. I don’t know why… the memory upsets me this much.” He trailed off and swallowed, the echo of his words ringing within the gaping hollow of his chest.
So he had been a bit rough at times. So he hadn’t always cared about what John got out of their arrangement. Had John asked him to treat him with velvet gloves? Had he told him he wasn’t enjoying himself? Had he ever said no?
He hadn't. And whatever fucking problem he had now was of his own damn making.
John "will chew his own hand off before admitting to having trauma" Laurens
#when i say i'm back on my bullshit i mean i've written a thousand words of chapter two btw lol#john is still being sooooo so normal about everything. he swears#alex is swinging wildly between concerned and ready to punt a bitch. sexy of him!#thin ice 'verse#john (alex's emotional support himbo)#excerpt
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ok ive decided im punting . Some people (people who are like. non-chars basically) frm the carrd and will just link my dt folder on th so people can see them still bc this site is so double cheeked up i can barely load it as is
#basically people who like. exist in the universe but only as like background bitches who have No chapter interactions#ones who would be found via wandering in town in the first chapter Might stay. because i love them#alma my cat boy whos technically a rat boy <3333#its only gonna get worse when i start adding like bios and stuff bc of all the elements on the carrd so qidgajegwjdb#people who are actively in certain locations that would be available are getting to stay so like.#so like. cinder and kipper because the flower shop is a place youd be able to enter (bc route relevance for kara/murrey)#but if its someone who only gets mentioned by name (ex. zenith. jovies skull phone friend) then they wont be listed#another example is family . jr is gettinf punted bc hes only mentioned a few times in coras route but atticus gets to stay bc-#-he shows up in a video call type scene in murreys route#so ive got it trimmed down to. 20 non-dateables on the carrd now. which is half of what it used to be so im winning#dialogue#jack dlc
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@farspirits sent a text: ❛ are you even sorry? ❜
in hindsight, cora should apologize. she did singlehandedly embarrass her friend charles to the point the entire student body of RSA took notice, even if none seemed to be too shocked by the display. was this because of a trickery she pulled over or the secrecy and vagueness? not that it matter, anyway - she had a semblance of fun in midst of chaos. sure, the vice of ignihyde knew that friends wouldn't throw each other under a bus ... but, in her eyes, this was the best way to let loose. everyone's gotten too stiff and rigid...which is rich, coming from the least sympathetic person alive.
after a minute of pondering over an answer ( in reality, she just pretended to care ), cora shrugs and idly plays with the strands of messy green hair. ❛ eh...not really, honestly. it was worth it. ❜ you'd think there'd be even the slightest hint of apologetic tune, but no - what cora said, cora meant. albeit crude, she wasn't unfair, which is why she follows her sentence with the motion for charles to follow along, followed by a small grin. ❛ i'll get you some pudding, though ... you in, charles? ❜
angsty questions ... accepting!
#⟪ answered. ⟫ ever heard of text messaging?#👾 * ⟪ ic. ⟫ in character.#farspirits#cora rlly said *bitch i aint srry LOL anyway u want sum food?*#charles doesnt deserve this bullying HE RLLY DOESNT DMKKRGMG IM GONNA PUNT HER I S2G
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i understand the girl who hates minion, cuz thats how i feel about adaman
#z rambles#hes so off putting to me#im laughing so hard rn#im trying to sketch him#ohhh and hes goofy as shit#i need to punt him so bad#WHY HE BUILT LIKE THATTT#HOW DO YALL FIND THIS LITTLE BOBBLEHEAD BITCH HOT. SEEK HELP!#HES THAT FUCKING ROBLOX FACE#im crying real tears rn#he tickles me. really funny#hes so unsexy its actually funny#oompa loompa lookin ass
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I'm so glad Rainhaze's last moments are him realizing that death is agonizing and lonely and cold (his final expression looks horrified), and in a perfect world he spends eternity scared and alone with the weight of all he's done. I hope he's never forgiven.
"The Death of BarrenClan: Part Three"
Nothing at all like falling asleep.
Previous < > Next
#ding dong the bitch is dead !!!!!!!#frothing at the mouth#slugpelt beloved#if you cant tell I don't like Rainhaze#character wise hes GREAT; i just want to punt him
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btw no dimitri lore I post will ever sum him up better than this commentary from my darling @killerbeestan if I’m being honest. like yeah that’s him.
#the brother punting the cat in this scenario is killian rygeck I think#FUCK that bitch I hope he chokes on his own sword and dies#dimitri kazriel#sunny’s ocs
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I work a ~specialized position~ at this company and there's only one other guy who has the same job so we're in frequent contact with each other and i hate hate hateeeeeee this guy
#he's your usual far right dumbass#and most days i'm like 'okay i need to set that aside so i can tell him where we're needed without hate seeping out of each word'#but today i saw he put a pro isr*ael flag on his desk and i wanna punt this bitch so bad
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Also thinking abt the fact tht at my age both these ppl were running around like rats in the street doing God knows what. Nigga you can't even go back to your own country or legally exist in this one without getting into trouble. But okay I'm disrespectful
#rambling#i hopw theres a god and i hope when he dies and meets god god laughs in his face snd punts him into hell#there's your disrespect bitch
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#I been ready cause that was so unprovoked and WEIRD#been ready to punt that little football head twerp! like leave her alone#stop speaking on her!#💀💀💀 you be killing me but no fr#she doesn’t want to work with his thirsty ass#And then had the nerve to tell him to come home.#I want him jumped#Literally cause he wouldn’t be in that situation if he just stfu#I’ll throw a brick at his PT Cruiser shaped noggin ret nie!#i got a sock full of quarters-#you take the top and i’ll get his bottom!#Finna fuck them knees up#He is never going to stop being a bitch ass nigga#and this is why short men have bad reputations#why do girls fantasize about their future men being tall dark and handsome?#This man sitting on a podcast sweating into oblivion asking her to come home#…like go to hell forreal.#❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️#This whole case had me changing my opinions and views(at least for the moment)#celebrating the police and the system#being xenophobic towards Canadian people#posting stories with reader plus white celebrities with fluffy or smutty material#nearly being racist towards black men#saying that some of them nigcels deserved to be another hashtag#and backing the death penalty.#megan thee stallion#i’m not sad for her#i’m outraged#i’m just glad she’s in a better place now#those people can speak for themselves they know who they are
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"i am so sick of you feeling sorry for yourself" finn hudson there has not been 1 (one) episode where you didn't bitch about how tragically difficult and hard your life is (it's not). literally earlier this very same episode you sang a song about how jealous you were that some other guy was dating rachel and bitched about how you aren't getting solos.
#i am going to punt him into the sun#he is so annoying#whyyy does he have to be the male lead of the showw#his screen time should be going towards mercedes#or giving matt a line at all#anyone else pleaasseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee#pleak. if you will#how do people call rachel annoying when finn is so much worse#at least half the show's jokes at jabs at rachel's annoying personality#finn's behavior is just excused for some reason#mlabs bitches about trashy 15 year old tv shows
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