#but he is clearly irritated that theres some new guy

[administer-distractions]

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[certainlynotasimp]

HAVE YOU SEEN SHADOW AND BONE?? THERES THIS CLIP OF THIS COUPLE WHO ALSO EXISTS OUT OF A SORT OF SUNSHINE X GRUMPY TROPE AND THE CLIP IS SOSOSOOS CUTE. the more sunshine character is like feeding the grumpy character some sweets. wait i’ll add the link to the video, anyways i would love to see sunny and miggy in a scenario like that, and the rest of the spideys just looking at them in awe.

https://twitter.com/yuliankostov/status/1388807975029166083?s=46&t=WRllkwsz5bskkR6yQEcFtw

Sweet as You

Miguel O’Hara x Reader

A/N: I’ve never seen Shadow and Bone, but that scene was so ADORABLE! 🥹 I literally spent my whole lunch break writing this and thank you guys so much for the amazing support!

Warnings: Alludes to Sunny’s backstory, No use of Y/N, established relationship?, female reader, Grumpy x Sunshine.

I still haven’t seen the movie, but some of what happens was spoiled for me. This takes place before https://www.tumblr.com/certainlynotasimp/719098951359496192/walking-on-sunshine

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

“What do you mean that little nerd has two spidermen there?!” Miguel snaps at Lyla as the other spidermen watched.

“Exactly as I said,” the AI said nonchalantly. “Peter Parker from Earth 19999 and his Doctor Strange has caused multiple inter dimensional rifts and even involved Spidermen from T-200001 and R-2011005.”

Hobie snickers as Miguel looks like he’s about to pop a vein as he examines the inter dimensional damage this event is causing. Jessica sends Hobie a scolding glare before looking at her leader with a reassuring smile.

“I’m sure whatever is happening is being handled.” She soothes. “Didn’t you send someone out there to monitor the situation, Lyla?” Jessica tries to ease his worries by hoping Lyla sent in someone equipped to handle the situation.

“Of course.” The AI calmly says as she looks over the reports. “I sent the new recruit, “Spider-Gwen”, along with Spider-Woman 16457-0…”

The whole room went silent for a moment as they realize that Lyla just sent the one person they hoped wasn’t sent in.

Jessica looked at Miguel only to see him glaring a Lyla, looking like he’s about to go ballistic. “Hey Lyla, it’s not a good idea to joke about sending Sunny off on some mission-“ Jessica nervously laughs as she notices Miguel’s talons growing out of his finger tips.

Lyla, clearly not bothered by the tension in the room, scoffs. “Who else would I send to handle this? Better to send someone who doesn’t have a dimension to protect to a potentially doomed one.” She reasons.

And that was what broke the camel’s back.

“LYLA, I SWEAR TO-“ Before Miguel could snap at his AI, all the the abnormalities on the screens resolved themselves as Lyla smiles.

“Mission successful. Spider-Gwen and Spider-Woman are heading back to the Lob-“ The AI is interrupted when Miguel shuts her off. Everyone cautiously avoids eye contact with their leader as he sits back into his spot, the tension still lingering like a fog.

A bright glowing portal appears above the table and two figures drop down laughing.

“That was amazing! Did you see how that building just twisted like paper?” Gwen laughs as Sunny smiles back at her.

“That was fun!” The spiderwoman giggles as she takes in where they landed. “Miggy!” Sunny exclaims as she sees her tall companion, her mask disintegrating so her excited gaze meets his frustrated one.

Gwen notices the tension filled room of her colleagues and jumps down beside Jessica and Hobie while Sunny plops right infront of Miguel. Before she could ask about what was happening, Jessica shushes Gwen and watches the two spiders interact.

“What’s wrong, Miguel?” Sunny tilts her head as she looks at his deep frown.

“Nothing.” Miguel snaps as his harsh stare examines her body. Upon realizing that the damage was minimal, his annoyed expression softens to mild irritation.

Sunny still frowns at his before an idea causes a smile to form on her face. She reaches into her hip bag and pulls out a small ziplock bag. Miguel raises an eyebrow at the shorter woman as she opens the bag and presses a small piece of candy to his mouth. He moves his head so the sticky hard candy misses his mouth as he grumbles.

“Sunny, what are you doing?”

“I’m trying to get that bitterness out of your face, Miggy.” She answers back as her free hand grasps his chin. Even though he’s stronger than she is, he rolls his eyes and lets her move his face back. She attempts to press the candy to his lips but he doesn’t comply with a slight hint of a blush on his sharp cheekbones.

“Miguel..” Sunny growls in frustration, which sounded more adorable than intimidating to Miguel. Her brows furrowed as her eyes burned in annoyance. Her mouth twisted from its normally cheery position into a deep pout.

Miguel’s annoyance disappears as he admires her, his eyes shining with a brief moment of awe. Before he can realize what’s happening, Sunny pushes the hard candy into his mouth with a victorious smile. Miguel looks at her in shock before rolling his eyes, the adoration still lingering behind the false annoyance.

“See? There’s my sweet Miggy.” Sunny hums as she lets go of his face. The warmth from her hand left his face burning despite the breath of relief that left his nose. The fear of almost losing her again was unbearable, so seeing her smiling at him again with those same warm eyes made his own lips curl slightly.

Before he could reply, a snort of muffle laughter breaks the bubble around them.

Jessica lightly smacks Hobie as Miguel’s eyes glares at the forgotten audience around him and his Sunshine. Hobie controls his fit of laughter at the sight of his ruthless leader putty in the small spider’s hands as Miguel focuses on him.

“I’m sorry, boss.” Hobie gasps to catch his breath. “It’s just-“

Before any of them can explain themselves, orange portals appear below them as Miguel seethes with a look of embarrassment, “Get out.”

As all the spidermen are teleported out of the room, Gwen looks to Jessica as they all land in the lobby. “What was that about?”

Jessica chuckles as her eyes shines at the younger spider warmly. “That’s what a whipped man looks like.”

She laughs as she realizes that Sunny wasn’t kicked out of the meeting room like the rest of their colleagues.

~~~~~~~~~

What adventures should they get up to next?

[themultifandomgal]

Hi! Can I please send a request where Sweet Pea and YN start off as enemies but it’s all miss communication because SP thinks YN is just another Northsider and YN things SP is a little scary (like the serpents scare her) can they meet when the serpents first arrive at the school. thank you

Hey. I hope this is ok

Sweet Pea- Rumours Pt1

Today is the day the Southsiders arrive at Riverdale High. I walk into school seeing Veronica and Archie setting up a welcome table

"Hey YN, you coming to help out settle Jughead and the others?" Veronica smiles

"You mean the people who fought Archie and the Bulldogs? yeah I'll pass"

"Archie did point a gun in their face to be fair" Betty comments walking over with Josie and Kevin when the doors bust open, I turn around and see a sea of leather jackets, straight away my eyes fix on the tall Serpent taking the lead of the group. Forgetting that I was going to walk off before they arrived I am now stood behind the desk with Veronica and the others

"Friends. On behalf of the students and faculty here at Riverdale High welcome to your new school. To ease this transition I've set up a registration desk where you can get your locker assignments, class schedules and a list of sports and extracurriculars. We encourage each and everyone of you to drink deeply from the cup that is fair riverdale"

"Stand down Eva Peron" I turn hearing Cheryl's voice who is walking down the stairs with Reggie by her side and the other cheerleaders and Bulldogs behind them

"Theres the school spirt I so fondly remember" Jughead says. Cheryl and the others walk towards us

"Cheryl" Veronica folds her arms "no one invited fascists barbie to the party"

"Wrong Veronica. No one invited Southside scum to our school. Listen up ragamuffins. I will not allow Riverdale's Highs above average GPA to suffer because of classrooms overcrowded with underachievers so please find some other school to debase with your hardscrabble ways"

"You wanna come over here and say that to my face?" a girl with pink in her hair moves forward clearly irritated by Cheryl

"Happily queen of the buskers" Cheryl steps closer

"Ok guys. Everyone" Archie gets in the middle of Cheryl and the pink hair girl "can we just put our Northside Southside differences apart and start over? A new slate"

"You don't speak for the bulldogs. And need I remind you these greaser snakes showed up at your place to kick your ass" Reggie comes forward to stand next to me "YN don't get mixed up with this lot. Your too innocent" I roll my eyes at Reggie

"Time to finish what we started" the tall boy walks forward angrily. Jughead stops him by holding his shoulder

"I am so over the toxic masculinity in this hallway right now"

"Alright. Enough pomp and circumstance. Everyone let's get to class. Now" I hear Principal Weatherbee. He walks over to us and waves us away to our classes.

My first class of the day is English. As I wait for class to start, in walks the girl with pink in her hair and the tall guy

"Please find an empty seat" our teacher tells the two. The pink hair girl walks over to the table in front of me when Betty is sitting, while the tall guy huffs and sits next to me. I sigh shifting uncomfortably

"Another entitled princess" I choose to ignore him, thankfully class starts almost immediately after.

Finally after a few classes it's time for lunch. I sit down in the student lounge next to Kevin awkwardly looking between 3 of the Serpents. Veronica walks over breaking the ice

"I don't think we've properly met. Veronica Lodge" she extends a hand to girl

"From the park avenue Lodges" Jug says while eating a bag of chips

"Toni Topaz" the girl Toni shakes Veronicas hand

"Oh. Like the purple coloured gem stone. Love it" Veronica smiles

"I'm Kevin, this is YN" Kevin nods towards me then looks at a boy who's eating twizlers "what's your name?" Kevin nods towards him

"Fogarty or you can call me Fangs. Your last names Keller right?"

"Yeah how did you know that?"

"Joaquin and I used to hang out. He used to talk about you all the time. This is Sweet Pea" I scoff at names

"Got a problem Princess?" Sweet Pea leans forward

"What no, sorry" I quickly reply "it's just your names are just... I'm gonna shut up sorry" I look down.

Later that day Reggie makes it seem that the Serpents have spray painted the floor. Finally it's the end of the day and time for my shift at pops.

The bell rings signalling that someone has just walked in. I look up and see the three Serpents walking in and taking a booth. I grab my pen and paper and make my way over to the group

"Hi welcome to Pops, I'm YN and I'll be your waitress today. If you need anything don't hesitate to ask" I give a little smile to the group. Toni smiles back at me

"Hey, your in my English class right?"

"Yeah I am"

"You sit next to Sweet Pea don't you?" Toni nudges the tall Serpent who grunts in responses not looking at me

"Anyway what can I get you guys?"

"One strawberry milkshake, one chocolate and one vanilla please" Toni asks

"Of course, any food?"

"No that's it thank you" I give Toni another smile and walk to the kitchen handing Pops the order.

[owlf45]

Alright, starting @aconstantstateofbladerunner’s Butterfly. I’ll probably do three or four chapters per entry. Time to fear and be afraid. I am already filled with dread 

First chapter! 

First line: “Izuku is fading.” Diction sounds pretty deliberate. It matches the context but knowing Blade’s careful attention to detail I’m assuming that line means so much more for future chapters, so I Am Feeling Fear Already 

Dadmight my beloved 

Love the writing style. It feels sparse but saturated with emotion, while balancing a very conversational note. I’m gonna go out on a limb and guess that most of the richer and detailed writing comes with the more intense moments

Anyway calm before the storm. I’m so happy yay :’) cant you tell how relieved i am?? so relieved. 

haha oh no ive heard about all the foreshadowing in this first chapter,, and even with the knowledge and spoilers i still dont quite get it even though clearly the superman books mean something,, oh no 

Dadmight my beloved

Blue Beetle,, bugs,,, blue beetle,, i remember that guy. hm > - > the blue beetles had pretty cool powers from my memory. oh theres the explanation, there’s jaime,, oh boy im getting jaime & butterfly parallels already, perhaps, maybe 

A SOUND OF THUNDER. oh boy 

Yes, i will say this everytime its relevant, irritating or not, you know what im going to say...  Dadmight, my beloved

He called All Might dad,,, aw 

Second chapter! 

Dadmight my beloved 

Dadmight my beloved 

Dadmight my beloved 

Love the friendship between Izuku and Aoyama. It’s great. We need more Aodeku friendship,, 

the fact that so much of the class is suspicious of the illegitimate child theory from Todoroki is hilarious. I love that 

oh yay,, little towns hating outsiders,, children,, even though theyve never met them. love that,, small town feelings amiright haha,, jfc 

oh mineta and izuku rooming together. thats interesting. its probably how itd actually go in canon, minetas always seemingly tied up with or partnered with izuku some way or another 

I love Cheat-A and her quirk, it’s great. Also tradition cjwodnskdn that was funny. Here’s to hoping that she’s not the one who dies,,, ahah,,

“Oh, and Young Midoriya!” he called. Izuku stopped and turned around. “This is a pretty rural area, so there are a lot of bugs. Watch your step!” he teased and winked.

Pain pain pain pain pain

The whole teaching lesson with Izuku about breaking his bones was so cute,, aghhh I love that

Everyone picking and teasing on Izuku just ughh the class interactions are great. Love all their friendships

One or both of the Safari Duo Heroes are gonna die and I don’t know which but I feel eternal fear for them. Cheat-A is the more interesting of the two so my bets are on her even though I don’t want it to be

Oh no,, not public speaking,, it always makes me anxious even when it’s not damn real

Chapter 3! 

the chapter is called ‘the calm’ and there’s no way there won’t be dead bodies in this 

cold cold cold cold 

sero!!!! my beloved!!! 

i love midnight’s characterization in this fieowfnowie she’s great

“anyone ever told you you’d be a great villain?” 

sweats nervously haha,, oh no,, not that,, 

damn pathfinder, could you chill out a little,, fuckin jeez 

love the characterization from the kids who failed the entrance exam. feels realistic and something that’d actually be in the anime as a struggle. though it does make me want to punch him in the face a little. what an asshole 

sero & izuku friendship,, god i love it 

also can i just say that i love the characterization of all the kids? they actually feel like theyre children trying to have fun. its great 

There’s the dead body.

Ahah,,, oh dear,,, there it goes,, I guess I’ll end it here,, tomorrow is a new day

[sometipsygnostalgic]

adventure time wizard city liveblog

 well here we go

my last adventure time liveblog, i havent actually done one of these in MANY years... probably not since 2014

this takes place at the same time as obsidian?

DID-- DID CHOOSE GOOSE JUST DIE

DID BUFO JUST KILL CHOOSE GOOSE

yeah i know that’s bufo, they only made it enormously obvious, tsk tsk

@spaceacepearl​ joked about us seeing choose goose get sent to hell but i diDNT EXPECT IT TO HAPPEN

This music is i assume by one of the many musical artists Adam Muto listed on twitter, it rocks. It’s not as hardcore as Obsidian’s intro, but it’s suitably chill for the scene. 

“get offa my bus kid”

Those wizards in the left and far right groups appear to be new! 

OH MY GOD--

HELP?????? NEW PROFILE PIC TIME

HAHAHAHAH

THE MUSICAL CON DID ME GOOD, I DID REALLY LOUD AUDIBLE LAUGHTER

i bet hanna and co had fun making these signs

my favourite is the cat with “FAMILIARS HAVE RIGHTS”

cadorka..... wow

We’re not even four minutes into the ep and peppermint butler has already killed someone in front of a large group of witnesses

“this smells of DARK MAGIC” “yall kids know thats illegal right” peps watches the other kids nod before later joining in, LOL

i cant believe pep started the great gum wars and got killed by golb

SOMEONE has been playing Overwatch... 

i-- i still cant believe choose goose is fucking dead

how long was he stuck in hell for, or was that recent to together again after new death showed up 

i have to admit im not a big fan of spader, too perfect, and not in that funny way either. i hope they give him some characteristics that make him stand out. 

im getting flashbacks to OK KO and Owl House here...

Cadebra using music is a reference to Abracadaniel’s love of interpretetive dance in Play Date. 

“they only laugh because youre different” “i know” “SO STOP BEING DIFFERENT” oh my god it’s like talking to my own parents cadebra is actually... a LOT like me, less in her hyperactivity but more in her nonchalant enthusiasm and almost acceptance of the inevitable bullying because it means more time in people’s consciousness

ahhh - it’s quietly revealed here that she is responsible and a skilled magician, she is just bored of magic! i like that she parents abracadaniel instead of being downtrodden by his ramblings. 

PEP NO--- oh i see the problem, he hasn’t got his Bug Milk... sorry Martin Olsen fans, no Hunson today. At least we get one more Phil Face for the road! 

candy people in their natural habitat

Ahhh that’s Doctor Calidoneus! The voice actor was at the recent Distant Lands panel alongside Pep and Blaine’s actors. 

“pretty sure hes just trashcandy” - i like you, sassy antler lady

the mystery of how he gets clothes

and once again spader is proving to be the most irritating distant lands character of the lot, there is no subversion here. where is the subversion?  

NANI

what is going on here? are pep and peppermint the same person or not? im sure they must be, but there is something going on here with peppermint butler’s soul being trapped in the body of his child self who hasn’t got the same memories. 

OH, HYNDEN WALCH DID A NEW LINE yes this is what im here for, special over 

peppermint butler cursed himself... of course he did - Shado was correct!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT THE FUCK

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

ROCK STUDENT, BLESSED ROCK STUDENT, WAS THAT POOR GUY WHO LOOKS LIKE A JAWBREAKER

love the reference to astral plane, of course pep cant astrally project because cursed pep is still inside of him 

wow, blaine, wow

they have a crush

LITTLE DUDE! COLE SANCHEZ!

i love the dynamic between cadebra and abracadaniel, imo so far it’s the heart of the special. im not really gripped by peppermint butler’s school troubles. i imagine someone else probably will be but i want to run past that shit as far as possible. 

TRDGFYGHJH

WE

WE MADE  A PREDICTION THAT WAS JUST LIKE THIS

PEPPERMINT BUTLER GETTING TURNED INTO THE FOUR COMPONENTS OF PEPPER MINT BUTT LURE WAS IN THE WIZARD CITY PREDICTIONS ART DRAW THAT HASNT BEEN POSTED YET

ILL SHOW YOU WHEN NICK POSTS THE VIDEO and then ill tell you who made the prediction because i... think it was nick himself, insanity 

who plagiarized finn’s signature???

turns out pep really DID take over wizard city!!!!

i love this band

i understand your pain peps

you probably have a bit too much in common with your mother, and i imagine it isn’t easy being turned into a kid and not being able to do stuff that came so easy. you’re disappointing yourself! (he’s literally disappointing himself)

I’m less than halfway through the special, what the fuck. I wasn’t wrong when I said Wizard City had a lot on its plate. It’s noit that I’ve been particularly gripped up to this point, though to be fair I didn’t pause at all during the other specials barring Obsidian. 

that... that poor kid is still a rock

and then the preview happened and bufo casually revealed to the audience that, yes, he killed choose goose

i dont know whats happening with pep but it seems he needs to be exorcised of... pep. which is a shame. i hope they learn to coexist. 

i have to say the background work in this special is really good! like, really damn good. 

WH

WHAT

DID SPADER JUST DIE

IS THIS WHY PEOPLE THINK PEPBUT KILLED HIM 

oh thats right - abracadaniel is cadebra’s uncle! this must be abracadniels sister. sorry, folks, he doesn’t fuck. 

Where are they? Is this anywhere near Wizard City? It’s an unpopulated prewar wasteland. 

THESE ARE JUST HUMANS

OF COURSE SHE WANTS TO PERFORM TO MILQUETOAST HUMANS

my child

is this an art style choice or did they get the people from that one studio to make this

HANNA FINALLY GETS TO FULFIL HER DREAM OF INSERTING KANEDA INTO ADVENTURE TIME

the red jacket he wears and his head pill shape is a big kaneda reference actually, which i suppose makes sense considering he’s a rival to our protagonist, but it’s a bit on the nose

bufo killed one of his own students? but why????

“MY UNCLE’S A COP”

“no one likes a rat”

i actually really like blaine, though im confused. did their VA change halfway through the special?

HOW NATURAL, NO WASTE, IT IS AN ENDLESS CHAIN

did doctor caledonius steal the trophy,,,? 

EVIL SNAIL EVIL SNAIL

MONMSTER HUNJTER DISCOVERY NOISE, this time it’s a tetsucabra

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I HAVE QUESTIONS

god i wish this is what this special was about, i miss adventure time

these remind me of the comics with their art style :) i wonder who designed them? the one on the right with pb and pep, in particular, very comics-y. 

fdgfhgf because he’s like 500

“pep can be kind of a jerk but he wouldn’t kill anyone”

sorry, cadebra, i have news for you

is doctor calednoius the true villain? if bufo’s out of the picture, she MUST be, 

ANTS

oh no, he might gbe stuck in wizard city :( 

HELP

the writing on the wall...

SPADER LITERALLY FUCKING DIED OH YM JESUS CHRIST

PEPPERMINT BUTLER’S OWN CULT????

THIS IS JUST OK KO NOW

okay im not surprised all the teachers at wizard city are cultists in worship of peps, maybe they killed spader and bufo because they bullied peps T_T

wait no, they thought spader had the potential, but sadly not

HE FUCKING KILLED HIMSELF

sorry, i was distracted by the pretty dope fight sequence and now the special is over????

fucking jesse, hes probably at least partly responsible for the cult nonsense

This credits art is by Maya Petersen!!!! Holy shit it’s adorable!

LRETGFDRGTFGMHGFHFG

LEAF MAN

DO YOU THINK THEY PUT HIM IN RETROSPECTIVELY

DO YOU THINK MAYA PETERSEN DREW THIS AND ADAM PUT IT IN THE EP RETROSPECTIVELY

HE LIVES

MAYBE THIS IS WHY CHOOSE GOOSE WENT TO HELL

okay, it’s over :) 

first thoughts out of the way: not a big fan of this special. it’s like watching a completely different show. it’s not got the PZSHAHH of the normal wizard city stuff and there weren’t a lot of funny jokes or even hearty moments in the thing. 

it suffers from a lack of invested character interactions, much like BMO did. there was not a single main cast member in the whole thing! and like i said before, much of peppermint butler’s character in the show is based on his very sweet relationship to his mother, princess bubblegum, so when they showed a single (hilarious) photo of them together it made me sad we didn’t get any scenes with them together. it would have STOLEN this episode. and they teased the hunson golf photo, and death!!! and jake appeared in a photo T_T last jake appearance. 

it also suffers because Peppermint Butler is clearly not himself, imo he was way more entertaining in the Together Again special, where we seem him back to his “normal” self. 

i dont think peps being a dark wizard was something to “kill off” exactly. i wonder what was going on there? was that actually peps, or was that a spirit he cursed himself with based on himself? we at least know in the future he does become a dark wizard again, and even princess :) this special didn’t answer those questions but lol. 

THE GOOD STUFF, because yes, there was a lot of good stuff! 

God, I’m with Aracle and Maya on this - I LOVE Cadebra and her relationship to Pep. I wish she was even in more of this - I would love to watch the adventures of Cadebra and Pepbut in their first year of school, like in the end credits.

That, imo, is where the heart of the special lay - Peppermint Butler’s attempts to impress himself, versus Cadebra’s self acceptance and desire to follow her dreams of being a goofy goober, no matter what other people thought of her. 

It turned out that Cadebra is a responsible student and family member. I really liked that. Her scenes with Abracadaniel were, somehow, my favourite in the entire special! 

I like that theres a lot of cool magic towards the end of this special, and a lot of HORRIFYING DEATH. It wouldn’t be adventure time if you didn’t randomly kill off child characters. Poor Spader, I hated you but damn, what a grim fate. 

I like that Bufo and Caledonius had this crush/hatred thing going on, but they were part of the same cult in the end. 

I didn’t like the giant peps scene at the end, the monster was extremely milquetoast compared to the madness we usually get in AT. Obsidian, for example, had the awesome Larvo design. Nemesis had some INSANE dark magic!!!!  I wish they drew more from that episode. 

Considering how much Steve Little appears in this special, I do feel bad for Mace (little Peps). He said he would have really benefitted from coaching, but recieved none. He had to re-record his lines 3 times! Judging from his description of events, Wizard City was a hard time for him. 

The wizard school did remind me, heavily, of both The Owl House and OK KO. Personally I was hoping AT would offer me something more insane, but I do love both of those shows, and I know Wizard City was on a really tight schedule. 

I think they should have spent less time on the school bullying plot, and skipped straight to MURDER. 

We did have a cold opening, not on par with Together Again’s at all, but damn!

I am wondering where I would put this in the watch list? I do think it should sit after Obsidian as the third special. The intro scene makes it clear this takes place at the same time as Obsidian!!!

Well, that was it, the last ep of AT for the next few years at least T_T

i think together again was the better finale, definitely. but wizard city feels pretty detached from AT for me, despite the familiar characters it tonally isn’t like the show other than the awesome brutal death scenes. I thought the last 11 minutes was easily the best in the special! Which, honestly, is how it should be, though I do wish it gripped me more. Maybe I’m just not the target audience for Wizard City? It feels like something I would find very compelling if I was a bit younger! 

[quackisinnit]

Too late

Wilbur x Reader

Summary: Wilbur was supposed to confess to you but he was too late.

Pronouns: They/Them

Note: I have another version like this in my drafts and it was so bad😭 so heres me rewriting it. This is my first angst so i hope it wasnt too cringey lmao. I also ended it there because i didnt know what else to put

Warnings: mild swearing

"Boop" = talking

Boop = thoughts

'Boop' = texting (bold = wilbur, not bold = y/n)

You texted Wilbur and told him to meet you in the park, you told him you had special news.

'Wil can we meet in the park today? I have speacial news to tell you!'

'Sure, what time will we meet?'

'5:30pm is that good?'

'yeah'

'see you there y/n'

Special news? Wilbur thought to himself. What could be so special that you had to meet him in a park? Everytime you had news or something to tell him, you always just said 'news' or 'i have something to tell you,' you never specified what kid of news you would say. It was just so odd.

~

Soon you and Wilbur met in the park and you both sat down on a bench. "Wil I have amazing news!" you said while grabbing his shoulders ad rocking him back and forth. "What is it?" Wilbur asked with a smile. "I have a boyfriend, his name is Jared!"

What? She has a boyfriend? Since when?

All these thoughts were racing through Wilbur's mind as you kept talking about how amazing Jared was.

"He's such a great guy- Wil, are you alright?" "Yeah I'm good, I'm also really happy for you." You knew he was lying, you've been friends for years. "Are you sure? You seem irritated." "I'm fine Y/n, I promise." Wilbur said, sending you a reassuring smile. You both knew he was lying, but you decided to not comment about it.

~

"and thats how we met!" "That's great Y/n" "I know right! And-" "I have to go, tell Jared I said hi." Wilbur said before getting up and walking away.

You were confused on why he was leaving so fast.

Was it something I said? Did I offend him?

But you brushed it off as an uneasy feeling, that you were just overthinking things.

~

It's been months since you've see. Wilbur. You don't know if he's busy or he's been avoiding you. You've been calling and messaging him but he's either leaving you on read or delivered.

'Wil are you there? Why did you leave so abruptly?' read at 9:32 pm on August 6, 2020

'Hey Wil, I don't think your message came through. Are you alright?' read at 7:16 am on August 7, 2020

'Wil please talk to me again.' read at 7:20 am on August 7,2020

'Its okay if you don't wanna talk, but please tell me that your alright' read at 3:03 on August 7,2020

Ever since then, you've been messaging Wilbur on how's you day going, what you did, anything that happened, you would immediatley message Wilbur about it. Even if he never saw your texts.

'Me and Jared went to the mall today. We got some new clothes too' delivered on 8:57 pm on September 25,2020

'I baked cookies today! Some of them were burnt but its was still sweet:))' delivered on 5:26 pm on October 4,2020

'We just put up our christmas tree, it was pretty tiring but I had fun. Wish you were with me tho.' delivered on 6:39 pm on November 28,2020

'Wil, please answer. Its been months. I miss you. I even called your mom, she said that she hasnt heard from you too. Please see my messages or call me' delivered on 4:22 pm on December 5,2020.

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After months of not hearing from Wilbur, you decided that you had to see him again. You missed him too much to wait for a response from him.

You arrived at his house and walked up to his door. To be honest, you were terrified.

Does he hate me? Are we still friends?

You knocked on his door. You're heart was pounding and your hands were sweaty. You heard Wilbur walking to his door.

"Hello- oh" Wilbur just stood there staring at you. "H-Hey Wil, long time no see haha" you laughed sarcastically while scratching the back of your neck. "Yeah, what brings you here?" "I haven't seen you in months Wil, are you alright? Are we still friends? Do you s-" Wilbur cut you off before you could say anything. "Yeah I'm good, just busy thats all. How are you?" He said with a smile.

What. The. Fuck. You haven't seen or talked to eachother in months and now he's acting as if nothing happened?

"I'm great Wil."

You both just stood there, staring at eachother. It felt like you've been standing there for hours. He decided to break the silence ans speak up.

"Well do you want to come in?" You thought about it for a while, before enetering his house. It felt like a weight was lifted of your shoulders. He's not mad at me, right?

As soon as you entered you turned around to look at Wilbur.

"Why have you been ignoring me for months? It's understandable if it's a few days, maybe a few weeks, but months? Wil theres clearly something your not telling me. What wrong?" You started tearing up. "It's nothing, I swear" His eyes looked sad, almost emotionless.

"Nothing? Nothing? That's not 'nothing' Wil, you don't ignore someone for months and when they ask you about it, you just say 'It's nothing'. " At this point, you were yelling, who wouldn't?

"If you wanna know so bad, then fine! I'll tell you. I'm was love with you, but someone got to you before I did. There, happy now? The thought of me being too late and you being with someone else besides me hurts. It's been eating me alive." Wilbur said as his eyes started to water.

You were dumbfounded. He was in love with me?

"You're what?"

"I was in love with you, Y/n. I was just too late."

"Yeah, you were too late."

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Your Past... Pt 2.

Characters: Jon Moxley x reader (OFC)

Summary: He was your best friend for the longest time, and now he’s reemerged in your life. All the feelings you once had start to resurface. It gets complicated.

Warnings:  borderline infidelity.

Categories: eventual smut, fluff, angst - again all the good stuff

The night was coming to an end, Brandi invited you out at the end of the show to go get drinks with some of the roster and you could honestly use it after taking a trip down memory lane. A terrible, horrible, trip down memory lane. And now all you wanted to do was avoid Jon, because you could feel yourself feeling how awful he made you feel after things ended. Unfortunately for you, he wasn't wanting to avoid you.

"Hey" he said approaching your area. You were almost done cleaning your makeup brushes. Once you packed everything up the crew would transport everything to the next location. "Hey" you said with a smile to him. "Mind if I sit?" he asks. "Go ahead." "Ouch, you not looking at me brings back memories." You shake your head and let out a laugh, "Seriously Jon?" you say. He laughs when he see's your smile, "Sorry. Last time I saw you in person.. it sucked." You nodded, "Yeah it did, didn't it." "Yeah..I question myself all the time if I did the right thing." You glance at him, "You're married." you say matter of factly. "Heh.. yeah." he says hesitantly. "Trouble in paradise?" you ask, did you care though? you thought to yourself. "For a while, but I don't want to bore you with that. How's Brian?" he asks raising an eyebrow at you. You lean against the table to face Jon. "That ended 6 months ago." "Damn.. I'm sorry." But he wasn't. "How do you know about Brian?" you ask. "Instagram." he says shrugging.

Your phone goes off, it's a text from Brandi asking where you were. "Oh shit." you say out loud. "Whats up?" "Brandi asked if I would go out tonight, can you give me a ride?" you ask then smile cutely at him. "Oh yeah, I was supposed to be there too. Yeah of course I'll give you a ride dummy." he says with a smirk. You smack his arm, damn has he gotten bigger since the last time you saw him, in a very good way. He laughs at you and looks at you ...he looks at you the way he used to look at you and it makes your heart race. "You all done here?" he asks. You nod your head, then bed over to grab your purse, and yep his eyes are all over you. All he can think about his grabbing you from behind and fucking your brains out. "Fuck" he says under his breath. You stand up and turn around to look at him and you almost laugh at him. "Did I say that out loud?" he says, he's flirting and you know it. "Yeah you did." you say. "You look really good." he says gesturing. You look to the side, "Thanks."

You walk in silence till you reach his rental. He opens the car door for you, "Aw thanks" you said and he laughs. "You always made me laugh." he says as you get inside. He stands in between the car and the door and looks at you and you turn back after you buckle, "Jon." you say because he's looking at you still...that look you knew all too well. "I want to kiss you so bad, y/n" You look in his eyes and get lost, "I know." you say nodding your head. He leans towards you, he's hesitant at first - things are rocky in his marriage and he's given up clearly. And then you pull him towards you and he presses his lips against yours. Your hand roams to unbuckle to the seat belt to free your body as you get out of the car and your back is against the door to the backseat of the SUV. His hands are tangled in your hair and you pull him towards you feeling him grow hard against you. He breaks the kiss and leans his forehead against yours. "Holy shit I've missed you." he whispers, then kisses you softly. You mouth won't let you say it back to him, even though you have. As long as he stayed away you never thought about him, but clearly for the last 3 years you still weighed heavily on his mind. You pull him closer one more time so that your lips touch. "We should get to that bar." you say. He steps back and nods, "Yeah good call." he says. You get back into the car and he gets in the driver seat. You pull up the address on your phone and put on the GPS. "Should I have not kissed you?" he asks after a few minutes of silence. "I..honestly don't know." you say. "I mean you're married Jon.." "But its you." he says quickly in rebuttal. "You also ended our..." you pause "friendship" for her." He sighs, "I know.." then he pauses, "I wish you told me how you honestly felt." "Would it had made a difference?" you ask. "Yeah it would have." he says almost sounding irritated. "See that's the thing, you always did that.. or I guess do that" "Do what?!" "Downplay how special you are to me. Or downplay how you feel because you don't want to be rejected. You had a relationship after me for a few years, clearly it's just me you do this with." You roll your eyes, "Don't roll your eyes." he says. Which makes you do it again. "So if I told you back then I was in love with you, you wouldn't have ran away?" "No!" "Bullshit, you were just as scared. I overheard you saying so many times to your buddies you didn't want to be locked-down." He shakes his head like he's disagreeing, and now you're 5 minutes away from this bar. "It's true Jon." "Fine I was an asshole, but all I ever wanted you to do was to be honest with me about how you felt. And you never could. So I had to let you go, and it fucking sucked." You had no words, and he pulled up and parked the car. "Thanks for the ride Jon." you say then go to get out of the car but he pulls your hand back and you're forced to look at him. He leans over and kisses you again, you give into him again and then gently push him off of you. "I can't do this with you. Not if you're still married." you say. "We're separated." he says. You almost want to laugh. But you just leave the car and head inside.

--

"There she is!" Brandi says when you approach her. "Yeah got caught up again in memory lane." Brandi then looks behind you and see's Jon coming through the door. "Did you two talk?" she asks as you order a drink from the bar. "Yeah, I don't know if i'm angry or sad or what." you say. "He told me he was separated. Which I call bullshit, I mean really you show up out of nowhere, clearly flirts with me, and then tells me that he's separated only after I told him I wouldn't basically hook up with him." Brandi's eyes widen and then she looks down to the side, "What.. what do you know?!" you persistently ask. Before she can reply to arms sneak up from around you, "Theres my favorite makeup artist." it' a line that everyone says to you..you get used to it now. You take in that heavenly scent, it was Scorpio Sky. Tall, dark, and extremely handsome. You turn around and give him an actual hug. Brandi standing there watching this interaction and she's just grinning. "You blew me off today!" you say hitting Sky's arm. "I'm sorry, you knew I would've come to see you, too much extra filming and bullshit."

Eyes on you, there were a pair of eyes on you and they were staring daggers into Sky. Jon from the other end of the bar watched you flirt with another guy and it was driving him insane.

"I'll let you two get back to your conversation. Come find me when you're done?" he asks. God is he charming, but very outspoken about not wanting to be in a relationship. You turn 30 next year, you're not wanting to be the hookup girl anymore. "Sure." you say knowing that conversation would be the same one that happens every time, he tries to convince you it'll be worth it and you laugh it off.

You turn your attention back to Brandi and you stop her before she can say anything about that interaction. "Don't! You know all he wants is a hookup." She shrugs, "Maybe just do it." she says laughing and taking a sip of her drink. You down yours, and now onto your next drink. Jon still keeping a close watch on you while another new kid from the roster picks his brain. "What were you going to say though?" you say. "Oh yeah!" she pauses, "So apparently that might be true." she says referring to Jon's separation. "How much did he pay you to say that?" you ask and she laughs. "Seriously, I still have friends over there. Word is that she cheated and now that they're not on the road together he was like fuck it." "Wow." you say...he was telling you the truth. "I guess if you're not with him 24/7 he'll just not care anymore." "I'm sure that's not what happened with you two." she says. She knew you never fully admitted your feeling to him before. "Yeah yeah.."

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You go for your fifth drink when you see a hand take your drink before you can and you're about to give whoever it is a piece of your mind when you look over. "5 is your limit." he says. "I'm not 22 anymore, I can handle my alcohol like you." you say and then he laughs. "Have this one, but I'm cutting you off after." "Oh really?" you ask tilting your head. The alcohol made you definitely more comfortable. "Yeah really." he says with a smirk tilting his head to mock you. "What am i supposed to do after you cut me off?" you say sipping from your drink. "Let me take you back to your hotel." he says. You laugh, "I don't know Jon." He leans in and whispers into your ear, "You and I both know that we want this." he says and then kisses your neck and you melt. "Fuck" you say under your breath. "Wanna leave now?" You nod your head.

---

Everyone is usually booked at the same hotel, which made it even easier for Jon to navigate how to get there after the bar. He was glad he only had two drinks because he had been thinking about you all night. "I got really jealous when you were talking with Sky." You laugh, "Yeah, he's been trying for the past couple weeks." "He's a good looking dude." he says casually. "I know what you're trying to do.." you say. "What!" "You're trying to figure out if I've fucked him." "Have you?" he asks. "No. He's pretty outspoken about not wanting to be in a relationship. Legit all his focus is on wrestling." "And you." You shake your head, "It's whatever." and you finally pull up to the hotel. He grabs a parking spot and you get out of the car. You take his hand and go into the hotel from the back entrance.

It takes two minutes to get up to your room and it felt like the longest two minutes of your life. Once the door to your hotel room is shut your back is against the opposing wall and Jon's mouth is all over you. He pulls your shirt off of you and you do the same to him kissing each other in between clothes coming off. He's pulling your jeans down to the floor along with your panties as he drops to his knees, your body is eager as his tongue hits your core. You whimper, it's been a while since you've had sex, you needed this badly. "Fuck, get on the bed." he demands after a few minutes. You do what he says, you like this dominant side of him. You forgot how your body responded so well to it. Your back hits the bed and he can now really get a taste of you, his mouth is right back to where it was this time he sticks two fingers inside of you and you moan out. You can feel him smiling knowing he made your body react the way it did. "Fuck Jon." you moan out. You try to pull him up. "No I'm not done yet." he growls and you gets even quicker with his pace and within seconds after that you orgasm. "Oh my god" you moan out. He pulls you up and turns you over, so you're on all fours. He lines himself up with your entrance and eases himself into you. "Fucking shit" he growls as he enters you, you're so tight around him, because again it's been a while since you've had sex. He thrusts into you so hard you fall to your stomach and he remains on top of you until he wants to change positions, he flips you over again taking full control and you're on your back. He looks into your eyes when he enters you again, the moan that escapes your mouth he catches with his lips. "Goddamn you're beautiful." he says. You wrap your arms around his neck and kiss him intensely, which makes him go faster and harder until you reach your next orgasm and he cums seconds later, filling you up. "Fuck shit, I didn't mean to..I just" "It's okay." you say as he exits you. "I'm on birth control." He lets out a sigh of relief. "Sorry." "It's okay." you say laughing. He lays on his back out of breath next to you and lets out a laugh as well. He looks over at you as your laughter fades, "What's wrong?" he says then he grabs your hand and brings it to his lips to kiss. You look over at him, "This whole thing just brings back a lot of memories." "Yeah..same here. I'm glad you decided you believe me." "Yeah well sources told me you weren't full of shit." "Told you." he said then rolled over to his side, he leaned over and kissed you. "Look I know this shit is crazy, but I never stopped caring about  you.. shit you know I don't use fucking social media but I checked on you all the time.." "I know." you say looking into his eyes.

He seemed truly genuine but you were afraid of what you've just gotten yourself into. Or that you became so vulnerable to him already.

You turn your head again and he can already feel you growing distant. "Don't do this to me again." he says, you quickly turn your head back. "Do what?" "You're getting distant, you're afraid. I'm not going to fuck you over...not again." "I believe you Jon." And you do believe him, you do. But your anxiety gets the best of you, you can't help but be a little timid to all of this. "But?" "No buts" you say. "There's always a but with you, but i'll take it. Come here." he says pulling you into him. He kisses your forehead. There's so much more he wants to tell you, tell you that he's loved you since you walked through the doors of CZW for training, that he never stopped loving you. But he knew it would just overwhelm you. For now, you both were going to embrace this moment. 

[lonley-artist-who-likes-mc]

Intruloceit Oneshot

Pairing: Intruloceit (Remus-Logna-Deceit) 

Warnings: Dark side bois, A lil bit unsympathetic light sides?

Genre:Angst then some fluff

Word Count: 1498

Description: Logan snaps after a small confrontation with the light sides, Dee and Remus come and take to comfort Logan

It was a normal day in the mindscape, Patton and Roman were in the common room watching some Disney, Virgil was in his room listening to music and on Tumblr, and Logan was in his room, doing work and repressing his emotions. The dark sides, we’ll get to them later. For now let's focus on Logan. Who consequently felt a familiar tug, Thomas was summoning him.

“Yes Thomas?” Logan states as he rose up in the living room of the real world. Thomas smiles”I have a slight problem, but we need everyone.” Logan felt disappointed that Thomas didn't summon just him, but ignored the feelings. Soon the other three popped up with their own assortments of hello’s. Thomas smiles as the others showed up, ‘did he smile when I showed up?’ Logan wondered, but pushed the thought away.

“So whatcha need us for Thomas?” Patton spoke up, his voice as bubbly as usual.”Well, The new video coming up, i need some ideas” Logan looks over at Thomas, he actually did have an idea. But as he was about to say it Roman and Patton started talking at the same time about ideas. Annoying but ok, he’d wait his turn. He glanced over at Virgil who was watching the two talk with amusement, at least he found this funny. Logan, he found it very irritating and irrational.

“Guys!” Thomas buts in”One at a time please!” So Roman and Patton calmed down, Logan was very appreciative of it. Patton went first”I think we should do a video revolved around animals!” Thomas nods and hums”Ok i can get behind that” Logan looked confused for a second but shook it off, You can't physically stand in front or behind an idea but alright. Roman went next”Why don't we go into the imagination! You’ve never been there and neither have the fans!” Thomas’ eyes sparkle at the idea”Great idea Roman!” Roman smirks”I know, but thank you” Logan fought not to rolls his eyes

Virgil spoke up,”Why don't we do one about how to deal with different types of heightened emotions” Thomas nods, holding his chin”Very thoughtful, and could teach the fans a lot!” Logan was about to talk but Roman cut in”Well i say my idea is still the best” Thomas looked at Logan and back at Roman. “Roman, Logan still hasn't said his idea yet, that was rude.” Roman looked at him taken back.”Well what could Mr.Microsoft Nerd over there possibly have as an idea that doesn't involve a lot of math and boring things?”

Logan could feel his anger rising up in him and had to keep it at bay, clenching his teeth for now.”Well you don't know that now do you?” Thomas shot back sassily. Patton spoke up”Well, Logan, what is your idea?” Patton smiles, Logan could see it was forced. Patton didn't like going out of his comfort zone, and Logan, who did not care for emotions as much as he did, was clearly out of his comfort zone.

Logan fixed his glasses”Well. Now that I patiently waited for my turn to speak, My idea was to have a video based on different career paths Thomas could of chosen-``''But why? He has a perfectly good one right now!” Roman buts in.”Ya, I mean, Logan, Thomas has a nice job that pays well and he's doing what he loves!” Patton adds. Virgil nods ”There’s not really a point to it Lo” Vigil comments.

 Thomas looked like he was about to say something, but Logan couldn't hold down his emotions any longer, he wasn't able to let them out in a healthy way recently, oops on his part.

“You know what? Fine! If you cant even hear me out you do this by your damn self. Leave me out of it, cause im not coming back for this next video, we’ll see how useless I am now” Before anyone could retaliate Logan sunk down to his room and tears started flooding down his face, and his knees felt weak. Logan sat down on his desk chair and began to softly weep. Until he heard someone rise up into his room.

“What do you want now? I'm not changing my damn mind about coming back ``''Oh, and we don't want you two either!” Logan sat up straight and swirled around to look at the dark sides before him. Deceit and Remus were both there”Wha-How-Why-?” Logan couldn't get out any complete sentences, making the other two chuckle. The walk up to him. Deceit leans in close, making Logan’s back press against the chair, trapping him there. Logan was vaguely aware Remus behind him, holding onto the chair.

“We saw and heard everything just now, Logan. How they all got to share their ideas and opinions and how they just shut down yours without a blink of an eye, all three of them. Deceit spoke, for once not in lies. Logan looks at him suspiciously”Why aren't you speaking in lies?”.Both dark sides chuckle”Well Logan, there's certain ways we only act like around Thomas or when we feel like it. For me, that's lying. Remus, he's pretty much the same” Remus pokes his head out s Logan can see him”Im just toned down a bit around the cameras! Logan looked at both”So, why are you two here then?” Logan didn't like the smirks that went across their faces at that moment. Logan gasps when Deceit grabbed his hands and pulled him out of his chair” Well you See Logan, this isn't just for our benefit, its for yours to!” Deceit started to circle him, as did Remus. Remus laughs some”Haven't you just wanted to get away from these light sides, even for just a day? Cause i know how upsetting my brother is!” Logan looked like he was actually considering it.

Suddenly Both of them stood behind Logan, then both of them hug him. Remus hugging his shoulders, Dee hugging his waist”Cmon Logan” Dee coo’s.”Just come with us to the dark side, just for one day! Who knows, you might like it~” Remus tempts. Logan looks at each of them and bit his lip.”Come with us, we have a room waiting for you and everything. We’ll make you feel wanted” The two said in unison.

Logan looked at the two then around the room, he felt the familiar tugging of Thomas trying to summon him, making Logan frown. Wiping away the last few tears, Logan ignores the summoning, closing his eyes”Lets go” He saw the two beam and and sunk down with him in their arms.

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When Logan opened his eyes the three of them were in a living room like area, looking similar yet different than the lightsides. Looking around curiously he seemed to forget why he was there, till a voice pulled him back.”Would you like to see the room we made for you Logan?” Dee coo’s. He looked at the eager Remus”I made it! Dont worry theres no excitingly dangerous things in there!” Logan fought back a smile and nods. The two leg go of him, making him slightly sad, but followed them.

To say the room shocked him was an understatement. The ceiling was a bunch of stars with lots of noticeable signs in them, and it was compiled with a bunch of things Logan loved to do. It was like they took their time making it, making sure it was perfect to Logan’s liking. Logan covered his mouth and felt tears fall, happy tears. Logan felt the two of them hug him again”I think he likes it Remus” Dee spoke. Remus laughs softly”I think he does!”Logan turned in there arms and hugged both of them, shocking the dark sides, and making their touch starved self's crave more.

“T-thank you..S-so..so much”Logan sobbed softly. On instinct the two dark sides hugged Logan closer to them and looked at eachother, secretly vowing to each other to always protect this side with their lives. Remus, in a move of bravery spoke up,”Why don't we all go lay down and cuddle. Im sure we’re all touch starved here!”Deceit looked at Remus nervously then To Logan, who slowly pulled away and looked at the two.

After a long moment of silence Logan smiles a tiny bit and nods a bit”Ya, that sounds wonderful” The two light sides all but tackled Logan in a  hug, making him laugh. The sound made the two Boy’s hearts flutter. Slowly but surely they took off all their accessories and shoes and were lying in Logan's bed, cuddling. Dee somehow ending up in the middle. Probably due to him being the smallest an the one needing the most warmth.

But for the rest of the night, the three stayed just like that, happily cuddling and softly talking. This was something they all needed. 

[blundergato]

man my sister really tore into ff7r’s “worldbuilding” yesterday and it really kicked ass.

midgar feels so shallow and empty in this game despite how much time you spend in it and the sidequests they give you. they did an awful job giving midgar any sort of distinct personality and the npcs are all really nothing. the sidequests are all extremely generic and boring and really dont make you like midgar or the people in it any more either.

my sister had some rad ass ideas for sidequests they COULD have given you that would have fleshed out the world especially in relation to the characters you are playing that would have made everything feel more alive.

she brought up how in yakuza, even though a lot of the substory characters have generic, unmemorable designs, you remember them clearly because of how quirky, fun or just well-written they are. and these are substories that usually don’t last too long either; 20 minutes at most. in 20 minutes they can sell you on a generic character model you JUST met that makes the city you are inhabiting feel like a real place with real people all with their own personalities.

The midgar slums just feel boring and lifeless. the kids you have to find all have no personality and you dont give a shit about them, making the quests where you have to find them tedious. there’s one child that dresses up like. a moogle and hes the most interesting of the bunch, but my sister suggested that it would have been even better if it was an adult dressing as a moogle. the random dialogue you get from civilians in midgar is robotic and unnatural. when the sector 7 plate falls, the section directly after where you see the aftermath and the effect on the civilians ends up having almost no effect. they are not able to effectively demonstrate the tragedy of the situation and then you just move on to the next story beat. and the reason is because they do a piss poor job of making you care about the people in the slums.

the orphanage itself has no personality; it has nothing to make you care about any of it. you pick flowers for them. who cares? the angel of the slums...christ that entire sidestory was a huge snooze with no payoff whatsoever. the kyrie quest sucked and had no payoff. the annoying guy who loves tifa came close to being that sort of weird questline that the game needed, but johnny (i think thats his name) is just irritating and shallow and you dont give a shit about him.

the game flirts with some weirder aspects of midgar and NAILS it with the entire dance sequence with cloud and the weirdo soldier on the motorcycle, but other that, there’s very little meat to chew on. the motorcycle guy shows up for one sequence and then f**ks off and you never see him again. and wall market ends up feeling flat. 

and another big problem with this is cloud himself. the dude barely reacts to anything. it makes these dull ass sidequests even duller.

now i get that it’s cloud’s personality. but, you do see him develop throughout the game in relation to the other main characters, but NONE of this comes off in the sidestories. hes just there to do the thing and move on. there is no emotional investment. 

kiryu is a pretty stoic character, but yakuza knows how to play off of exactly that sort of personality type. ff7r does not. it would have helped IMMENSELY if the characters in your party...you know the ones that live in the slums you are doing these quests for, had more input into the quests. why is cloud the main focus of the sidestories? it should be tifa, aeris and barret. they live, love and passionately fight for these slums and all three of them have very distinct characters and relationships to midgar. they should have been the main focal point in dealing with midgar with cloud just as an ancillary character. would it have made the sidestories good? probably not, but at least we would have learned a little more about the characters we are playing.

speaking of which, this game sold itself on how it would develop midgar and some of the characters that werent around for long in the original, namely biggs, jessie and wedge. the game does not do this. those three are nearly as shallow as they were in the original. you get a LITTLE big of character development for jessie but then they just drop the entire thing and it never comes up again. these characters have no motivation for doing the things that they do. you still dont know why they joined avalanche or even care about the planet.

what if you had a sidequest where you helped other soldier veterans adjust to life in the slums? that is something uniquely suited to cloud as a character. what if you had a sidequest where a bunch of punk teenagers wanted to join avalanche? then you could learn all about what avalanche is about and different characters motivations for joining. these are just quest ideas my sister came up with off the cuff and immediately i was more interested in midgar. theres a lot of potential there for good stories to tell, but square squandered all of it.

that dude that you help in the sewers against corneo. who cares? hes got the most one note, generic ass background story and you have to spend way too much time in one of the worst dungeons in the game to help him get his poorly thought out revenge. that entire portion of the game felt like padding of the worst kind. my sister called that portion self indulgent on the writers at square’s part. and its true. i cant imagine a single person who was touched by that story or even gave a shit.

square added a lot of new content to ff7r, but they arent very good at...writing or world building so most of it just sucks. all of the main plot still is interesting because they had the old game to work off of, but all of the new content just shows how weak they are at writing a cohesive interesting world. ff7r actually made me kind of dislike midgar when in the original, i really liked that part of the game.

[mobpsycho100]

dumbasses: “it was just a fight for 10 eps straight”

the actual narrative that was being presented throughout the entire fight:

it started with luffy going into the mirror world and smashing it so katakuri couldnt come out of it. what this did was impressed katakuri for the first time when he sees luffy determination to protect his crew (most of the fight was about gaining respect for luffy so this is important to keep in mind). luffy came into this situation where he knew he wouldnt be getting out easy just to save his crew. despite being clearly outclassed luffy chooses to go fight and this is the first thing he did that earned his respect. they fight some and what oda is tryna show at this part of the fight is that katakuri is better than luffy in every single way. no matter what attack luffy did, katakuri mirrored it and returned it but way stronger. their powers are the same (rubber / mochi) and the fight itself is set up in a mirror world because katakuri is a mirror / parallel to luffy. this initial part was to also showcase that luffy couldnt attack katakuri no matter what he did and set that mystery up. this was also set up for showing katakuri was a huge badass and a super powerful guy. and we learn the first part of his back story through the side characters expositing about how since the day he was born katakuri just sat up and fell asleep and has never laid his back to the ground ever in his entire life. its goofy and hilarious as hell but theres a deeper message to it that we find out about later on.

so katakuri uses a big attack after beating luffy down in basically every single way and just flattens him with this mountain of mochi because he became irritated at how luffy wouldnt stay down and kept getting back up after every single attack. we didnt know why he was so annoyed at this point in the story but we later find out that katakuri was frustrated cause he couldnt understand why luffy was okay with getting back up after being beat so much cause in his eyes, being beaten so badly is shameful and that you should be ashamed to show weakness. because of his annoyance towards luffy and the fact that he was late to his merienda time, he didnt check to make sure luffy was fully dead before leaving and going to make a house of mochi so he could eat donuts sinfully while laying on the ground.

then the biggest event in this entire fight happens. luffy survives the big attack and breaks the mochi house and sees katakuri's indulging in his donut private time and learns his biggest secret, which he kept hidden even from his family for the past probably 30 years. he sees katakuri with his scarf off and sees his huge fucked up mouth (which he was made fun of by almost everyone even his own family, growing up) open laying on the ground and eating donuts. this is the second thing luffy does to gain katakuri’s respect. luffy demonstrates he does not give a shit about katakuri’s appearance or what he does and is cool with it all and doesnt make fun of him UNLIKE most people katakuri knows would do. this was also establishing a strong parallel between them and sanji / pudding. so katakuri is mad as hell, that he immediately kills the bystanders who also saw his face and saw katakuri laying on the ground. he covers up his face (because he is still ashamed) and starts fighting luffy again but this time he’s angry as hell. and even tho luffy saw him clearly on his back he doesnt allow any of luffy attacks that land on him to get his back to the ground. because katakuri became flustered over being seen in such a vulnerable position by luffy he’s sloppy but regardless as the fight goes on its still clear katakuri is clearly stronger in every single way and luffy still cant do much to him.

until luffy learns why exactly he wasnt able to hurt katakuri. this is the third thing luffy does to gain katakuri’s respect. he lands the first solid blow on katakuri shortly after that and we learn that its been so long katakuri cant even remember the last time he was hurt like that. luffy presented himself to katakuri as a challenge, which katakuri had not had in many many years. but at this point luffy wasted alot of stamina and had to run out of the mirror world and leave katakuri there. those 10 minutes he was gone to catch his breath, it showed luffy in one of his rarest moments actually thinking about how exactly to defeat katakuri. it works because luffy doesnt really ever have to fight that hard to defeat his opponents usually.

and then the final thing luffy did to gain katakuri’s respect was return back to the mirror world despite the fact that he could have escaped and hid somewhere else. instead he came back for another round proving he can win and get stronger. at this point in the fight both katakuri and luffy know that katakuri is stronger than luffy in every concievable way so katakuri admires luffys courage to return and earnestly try to beat him rather than just disappear off. so the fight resumes and luffy continues to improve on his new technique but katakuri is still stronger.

and then the other big event of this fight happens. katakuri’s sister whom we learnt was president of the katakuri fanclub got a shot on luffy with some sort of  poison dart and katakuri doesnt notice and manages to land a huge shot on him and tear his stomach open while luffy is temporarily disorientated. because of all this build up throughout the arc with katakuri slowly gaining respect for luffy, he is understandably very pissed. because she dared laugh at luffy, somebody who was so strong and had earned his respect in so many ways. katakuri as a sign of ultimate respect towards luffy, spears himself with the same trident he used on luffy. and then he rips off his scarf that he used to hide his mouth and promptly told her to not interfere in a fight between real men. he speared himself to be on equal terms with luffy physically, and he ripped off his scard to be on equal terms with luffy who was being mocked and laughed at by his sister and her cronies. his sister flambe screams in surprise at how hideous he looks but then starts to make fun of his appearance soon afterwards but katakuri was so moved by luffys actions he doesnt care anymore that he revealed his 30+ year secret. he also removes his jacket at this point which has “charlotte” printed on the back which was a metaphor for showing that he’s not fighting for his pirate crew / family anymore. he’s fighting as himself against luffy.

which is FINALLY when they both start to actually go all out against each other, katakuri is still winning but not as overwhelmingly anymore as luffy masters his new technique more and more but katakuri still doesnt allow himself to fall on his back and thats when they both land a big blow and knock each other out which is when the fight ends and for the first time katakuri delibrately falls on his back to show his utmost respect towards luffy.

later on we find out a few chapter after the fight ends that katakuri didnt used to care about who made fun of him when he was younger because he was strong enough to take anybody on, but when some cowards went after his sister instead of him and manage to hurt her, thats what propelled him to hide his face in the first place and put on this persona of being the ultimate badass who never let his back touch the ground and never allowed himself to look weak ever. it didnt matter to him what people said about him or did to him, what truly hurt him deeply was that people were going after his family instead of coming to him. 

this entire arc / fight wasnt about him being a complete badass. it was actually us see him being pressured to become the most perfect big brother but as a result he ended up hiding too many parts of himself away to keep up his act. this is why he thinks falling down is shameful and doesnt allow his back to touch the ground in front of other people because being perfect is how he was able to be so strong and loved by his siblings too. but seeing luffy constantly not only get back up after falling down constantly throughout the fight but not make fun of him and accept him as he is and respect his strength too made him realise that falling down is okay as long as you get back up. that its okay to not be perfect. this is the final puzzle piece put into place for this fight so we could finally see the full picture.

this entire narrative was woven in throughout this entire fight with everything being revealed bit by bit as it all went down. none of this information was spoon fed in one go and then they proceeded to punch each other for 10 episodes straight. it was written with a lot of subtlety and care so things might not have seemed clear enough if you didnt pay enough attention but every little moment added a new layer and it kept building upon itself and revealing new information to the very last moment and then revealing a little extra more in the aftermath so our understanding of the fight was changing all throughout it. the characters we see at the beginning of the fight went through significant changes and come out as different people by the end of it.

[jimin-and-things]

Home pt.2

Pairing: Yoongi×reader

Warnings: none

A/n: Y'all it took me a hot minute to finish writing this and it kinda sucks, but here I am, publishing it anyways

It's been over a week since you've seen him.

You've been so busy with trying to unpack and get acquainted with living in the new house. You wanted to talk to him, sure, but you were scared, what were you gonna say? You couldn't just go up to his house and knock on his door. So maybe you just had to wait for the right moment.

You had your first day of school a few days ago, it wasn't terrible, but it's highschool so you can't expect it to be amazing. The teachers were decent and the clubs seemed pretty fun, you might go to a few but minus that, the kids seemed like assholes. You had no friends at the new school yet and you didn't plan on making any. No one seemed to want to talk to you and you were completely fine with that. But this meant that sadly, you had to eat lunch in the bathroom, it really wasn't that bad though. It meant you had some time to think about everything and it gave you time to do homework.

You were sitting in the stall eating the last of your chips when the bell rang, you shoved everything into your backpack quickly and began walking to your class in the chaotic sea of people walking in the hallway. You head to your locker to pick up your Biology textbook and thats when you feel a set of eyes on you. You shove the textbook into your backpack and turn around to find the eyes that are staring at you. The eyes were dark, like they could stare into your soul from across the busy hallway. Yoongi, you knew those eyes. You could stare at them all day but before you could head over to him, he simply gave you a small grin and with that, he disappeared into the dense crowd. You frown and scold yourself for not going over and talking to him sooner but with that you head off to your bio class.

"Did you not hear me ms.Y/l/n?" You jolt up quickly raise your head off your desk, shit, you must've been daydreaming again, but you quickly snap back into reality when you see your teacher starting you down with an irritated look, "I...I'm sorry, I was just..-" he cuts you off, "daydreaming? Well not in my class, keep your head out of the clouds" and with that he turns around and continues writing to write about genetics on the whiteboard. You groan and try to pay attention to what your teachers writing but your mind can't help but wander off again.

Once the bell rings, you race off into the sea of people in the hallway that just want to go home. You don't waste time to stop by your locker, you just want to go home and sleep. You finally make it outside of the school and thus begins your slow walk home. You've only taken a few steps when you hear someone calling your name, you turn around and you feel the person bump into you, making you drop your phone to the ground. "What the hell??" You stumble backwards and wipe your hands on your shirt and you can hear the person who collided with you apologizing profusely. When you look back up you see that it's Yoongi and he is holding your phone out to you, "Yoongi!" You hate that you just blurted that out, it made you sound too excited, considering that he just made you drop your phone. He chuckles and once you grab your phone from his hand, he rubs the back of his neck awkwardly, "well hey atleast the phones not broken" you let out a small laugh and smile up at him after you examined your phone for any scratches, "So did you need something or..." You both continue to look at eachother before he breaks the silence, "Oh! Yeah I was wondering if...if maybe...I could walk you home?" He looks down at the ground nervously rubbing his hands together, and you're glad he is because you don't want him to see how your eyes lit up, "Sure, I'd like that, it would make up for knocking my phone out of my hands" you smirk at him and he lets out a soft laugh.

You two begin walking when you both hear someone shouting Yoongi's name, when you turn around you see a girl walking over towards him, she's gorgeous, she's extremely pretty from head to toe. You've seen her around school but you don't know her name, but you know enough about her to know that everyone loves her. She strides towards Yoongi and when she's standing in front of him she sticks out her bottom lip and does a pout, you hate it, "Yoonggiiii,  where are you going? I thought we had plans today?" She gets closer to play with the bottom of his jacket.

"Right...I uh...look, I'm busy right now, just let me walk y/n home and then I'm yours for the rest of the day okay?" He sighs and gives you an 'I'm sorry' look. She pouts even more and her eyes make their way over to you and you swear she gives you a death stare that could rip you to pieces but you try to remain calm and you glance at Yoongi, "Sure, I guess you can walk her home but just be ready for tonight" she gives him a quick peck on the cheek and she walks off, when she walks off he lets out a big sigh almost as if he's been holding his breath. He doesn't say anything and just starts walking off and you have to speed walk to catch up to him.

You two both continue walking side by side in an awkward silence, "so what was that all about?" you wanted to break the silence but you thought it was a stupid idea to bring it up again, but that's exactly what you did. He chuckles awkwardly, "She's not my girlfriend or anything like that if that's what you were wondering, she's pretty, sure, but can I tell you something?" He has a playful smile on his face, "sure" he lets out a sad laugh and sighs, "I don't even like her that much, I have no clue what I'm doing, I feel trapped almost" then why stay around her? you give him a sad look, "then why did you even make plans with her tonight?" He gives you a quick glance as you both continue walking, "well she more or less just said we were hanging out today and then she walked away before I could have time to say no, so here I am" he sighs and he has a defeated look on his face. You feel bad for him, how couldn't you feel bad for him? You try to lighten the mood and you playfully bump into his shoulder, "Well let's look on the bright side, atleast you don't have to see her right now, you're with me!" He has a big smile on his face now and he chuckles, "Yeah you're right, but I really don't know that much about you...how about we play a game" The playful glint returns to his eyes and he's smiling, "hmmm, sure whats the game?" He pretends to think really hard for a moment until he opens his mouth to speak, "Well it's sorta like 20 questions, we can ask eachother whatever we want, unless the question makes you uncomfortable of course" you think about it for a second then you nod your head, his smile grows wider, "Alright I'll go first, hmm, why did you move here?" You laugh, "Really? Why did I move here? I thought these were gonna be juicy" He grins, "Well this is just a warm up question" he stops walking and you turn around to see him smirking at you, "we're just getting started here" you can't help but blush, he looks too handsome with that smirk on his face, you look at the ground and continue walking, clearly flustered by what just happened. You hear Yoongi chuckle behind you and he catches up to you, you both continue to ask eachother questions for the rest of the walk.

Talking to Yoongi is amazing, it puts your mind at ease. You almost forget how beautiful the scenery is around the two of you. You guys walked home the long way so you could talk longer. You are walking down a dirt path thats right in the middle of a forrested area. The rocks are overgrown with moss and theres a small creek flows by the two of you and it goes into a pond that is inside the park not far from here. The sky is grey and is swarming with clouds but the sun still shines through and theres a small gust of wind blowing through, making the leaves blow onto the path and fly through the air. Its a shame that you're almost home though, you don't want this moment to end.

"I can't believe you haven't seen that! It's one of the best movies ever!" Your laughs fill the cold air, "Well it's not my fault that no one ever wants to watch scary movies!" He chuckles and you two both walk up the stone steps that lead to your front door, "Alright well then I'm gonna sit you down one day and make you watch it, you have to watch The Shining!"

"Sounds like a plan to me, how about we do it this Wednesday? You can bring the movie over to my house and we'll watch it, just you and me"

You're staring up at him now with your mouth agape with wide eyes, you know you look stupid but you cant help it. He wants to hang out with you. You give him a hopeful smile, "Really? You want to hang out...with me?" He stares at you and his eyes get smaller because of the big smile plastered on his face and he chuckles, "Of course I wanna hang out with you, this walk was pretty good, it makes having to hang out with Taeyeon after this alittle more bearable"

His expression softens a bit and there's a look in his eyes that you can't read. You two share a look and you stay like that for what seems like forever. The buzz of a phone breaks the silence between the two of you. Yoongi takes his phone out of the pocket of his jacket and when he sees who the notification is from you hear him curse under his breath and sighs. He types out a quick message and with that he puts the phone back into his pocket and he grins at you one more time, "Duty calls, it's time for me to await whatever torture Taeyeon has planned for today" you laugh softly but a part of you hurts, a part of you wants to reach out for him and keep him all for yourself, but you keep your nonchalant posture, "Alright drama queen it can't be that bad, go have fun" you playfully hit him and he chuckles as he begins walking away, "Stop by my house at 4 for the movie, and don't trip on your way there this time!" You can hear the teasing tone in his voice by the end of his sentence and you roll your eyes and try to hold back the smile forming on your face, "It was a one time thing! Let it go!" And with that you turn around and unlock the door to your house.

The first thing you do when you step into your room is find The Shining and place the Dvd on your nightstand. As the sun begins to slowly set, the sky becomes shades of orange and pink. You do your homework while the sky goes from light to dark and before you know it, stars begin popping up throughout the sky. It's taking you so long to do your homework because your mind can't help but wander off, Yoongi is the one thought that's been crowding your mind. You can't wait for Wednesday to roll by, you're honestly just happy that you can call atleast one person your friend in this town so far

[katurrade]

Distracted

Disclaimer: I don’t own any of these characters, PB does. I’m just borrowing them ;)

Pairing: Liam x MC

Rating: G. Fluff, I guess?

Summary: Riley hasn’t put her phone down in days, and Liam has started to notice. He confronts her at breakfast and things take an unusual turn, resulting in a pretty eventful morning.

Word count: 2,000 ish.

Side note: I never used to be into writing, until this crazy fandom came along. To say that I was not a writer would have been an understatement. I was, and still am, horrid at all things grammar, spelling and punctuation. This was my first attempt at writing anything since leaving high school, let alone a fanfic. But this popped into my head one morning, and I had to write it down. It originally started off heading in a TOTALLY different direction but somehow ended up here. It’s long, and was written on my phone so hopefully this works! Tagged long post! Hope you enjoy!

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Liam liked to believe he was a pretty tech savvy guy. Although, when it came to the endless apps one could get on a smart phone, he was utterly clueless. That much he knew for sure.

He did know what twitter and facebook were, though he didn’t manage his own accounts. There were specific people assigned to update those on his behalf, but he knew the gist about them, having to approve a post, or okay a photo from time to time. However, when it came to Riley and her phone, he swore sometimes that it was glued to her hand. She was forever checking up on her family and friends back home via social media. She did miss New York but couldn’t imagine living anywhere other then Cordonia now. It had become her home and she loved it. And him.

Social media was a way for her to feel connected to New York, Liam knew that, it was the reason he never took offence to the time she spent on her phone. That and the fact that she would never ignore him or her duties for her phone. Normally...

Today was out of the norm though, Riley hadn’t put her phone down all morning. Not once. And as he thought about it more, she had been checking it a far bit the last few days.

All through breakfast it was in front of her, she barely touched her food as she was so engulfed in whatever it was she was looking at.

“My love, we have a meeting with our Advisors in an hour to go over next months calendar” He said as he stared across the table at her waiting for a response but he was met with silence, not even so much as a nod from Riley.

“My love...?” He paused “Riley....?”

“Mmmhm” she murmured, registering that he was speaking to her but eyes still glued to her screen.

Liam was growing more and more curious as to what she was doing. What she was watching. Staring at her now sitting up right in her chair, she had given up entirely on her breakfast to focus on her phones screen.

“Riley....” Liam said slowly, trying to gently pull her out of her concentration.

“Hmmm?” She hummed.

“Have you heard anything I have said?” Growing a little more frustrated the more he tried to get her attention.

“What is going on? What are you watching, my Queen?” He questioned. Still receiving no response.

“Riley!” He said a little louder then he had intended.

“Huh? Oh! I’m sorry Liam, what were you saying?” She finally looked up from her screen. She looked a little shocked to see his concerned expression.

“You didn’t hear anything I just said?” He asked trying to hide the irritation in his voice

“I’m sorry, my love, would you mind repeating your question?” She could tell he was frustrated so she willed herself to focus on him and hear what he had to say.

Even though all she wanted to do was look back down at her screen, she put her phone down on the table beside her plate to focus on him.

“I said, we have a meeting with our Advisors in an hour to go over next months calendar, there have been some changes that need our approval”

“Okay, that sounds good” She nodded, hoping that was all he wanted to discuss.

After a moment “Is that all, my King?” She said as she snuck small glances at her phones screen.

“Riley, what has you so distracted this morning? Is everything okay?”

“Umm. Ahh. Yeah....I’m, I’m not that distracted, am I!?”

“You have barely said a word all morning, you didn’t hear a word I’ve said and your breakfast is untouched” He said as he motioned to the plate of food in front of her. “So yeah, a little distracted I’d say”

“I’m so sorry, my love, I didn’t mean to ignore you! It’s just—“ she trailed off as a blush grew on her cheeks.

“It’s okay, but...is ..is everything alright? What are you watching?” Concern in his voice now.

“You’re going to think it is silly, because, to be honest, it is silly” she said bashfully as she lowered her gaze to her plate.

“Riley, it is clearly important to you, so what is it, my Queen?”

She looked back up at him “....okay, but promise you won’t laugh?!”

Now Liam was even more curious then before. Why would I laugh? What could she possibly be watching?

“I promise”

“You swear?!” A look of embarrassment evident on her face.

“Riley, you have my word” he said sincerely.

“Okay...So there is this giraffe named April, I used to goto the New York Zoo to see her a lot before I moved here” Riley paused.

“Okay?” Liam said as he raised an eyebrow at her.

“Well, you see...she uhh, there’s this video, it’s a live feed actually, and it’s on her at the moment...” She looked back down at her hands as she was fiddling with her wedding rings. He is totally going to laugh ..or maybe he will be upset?! I did ignore him all morning for this.

She decided to just spit it out “She is pregnant and they have a live feed to watch the birth!” she blushed slightly as she said it. Slowly looking up to meet Liams eyes, his expression was unreadable. Maybe ...shocked? Upset? Unsure? She couldn’t tell.

“She is currently in labor, I have been checking in for the last few days as I didn’t want to miss it! It’s finally almost baby time!!” She said with far to much excitement in her voice. Tone it down, Riley, it’s just a giraffe ...having a baby....on a live feed....from the zoo in her hometown! Nope! Far to excited about this!

Finally Liam smirked a little, he was trying so hard not to laugh as he had promised. Gave his word even! He started to slip on that promise as he watched his wife trying and failing to hide her excitement, he broke out in a chuckle but quickly cleared his throat to mask it.

“So...you are ignoring me to watch a live feed of a giraffe in New York giving birth? Do I have that right?” He said as he narrowed his eyes at her but raised his coffee cup to his mouth to cover the smile he couldn’t contain.

“Uhh....Maybe? I mean like, when you put it that way it sounds rather bad, but I didn’t mean to ignore you, it’s just—” Riley looked down at her phone and her eyes widened.

“OH MY GOD! ...IT’S HAPPENING!” Her hand flew to cover her mouth.

Just then the doors to the dining room flung open with a loud bang as someone came barrelling threw the doors. Liam tensed at the intrusion, his mind going straight to defence mode as he quickly stood from his chair.

“RILEY!” The figure screamed as they ran into the dining room, followed closely by another person in a much less frantic hast. “IT’S TIME! ARE YOU WATCHING?!”

Liam relaxed realizing it was just Maxwell and Hana. I should have known they would also be watching this live stream. Why am I just hearing about this all now?

“YES! FINALLY!” Riley said as Maxwell and Hana pulled out the chairs on either side of her and sat down. All clutching their phones and gasping.

Liam sat back down slowly taking in the sight of the three of them. None of them taking any notice of him. A King, being upstaged by a giraffe named ...named April? ...A giraffe on a different continent no less!

The three of them were now sitting in silence, Rileys hand was still over her mouth. Hana’s eyes were wide and her mouth slightly hung open. Maxwell had his head turned slightly to the side, one eye closed and the other barely opened, as he clearly didn’t want to see this but couldn’t miss it either.

Liam cleared his throat again “Uh...Good Morning Lady Hana. Lord Maxwell”

To which Hana raised her gaze to look at him “Oh! Good Morning King Liam!” She said as she quickly, but politely, nodded then looked back down at her phone.

Maxwell opened both his eyes and nodded his head to Liam “A Good Morning indeed, Your Majesty”

A silence fell over the room, again. Fine. If you can’t beat them, join them. Liam signed as he stood up, walked over to behind Rileys chair, and leaned down to watch over her shoulder.

They all watched in silence as April gave birth to a healthy happy baby boy! Just as everything was wrapping up the dining room doors opened again.

“Ugh, are you all seriously still watching that live feed?” Drake said unenthusiastically as he entered the room running a hand down his face and walking to the buffet to grab food. “It’s been days, how long does it take for a giraffe to push a baby out?”

They all looked at Drake, Riley and Hana had tears in their eyes. Maxwell looked a little sick. And Liam stood up slowly with a blank expression.

“Oh no, Liam they dragged you into this too?” Drake said with a sigh as he stopped and stared at them all “Am I the only one who didn’t want to watch a giraffe give birth?!”

“That was the most intense thing I have ever seen...” Liam said quietly as he walked back to his chair and sat down.

A few silent moments went by.

“Can we just talk about how cute baby giraffes are?!?” Riley said as she looked around at her friends.

“They are so cute!” Hana squealed

“They are! ...but I think I could have lived with still believing a stork brought them..” Maxwell paused, the colour slowly returning to his face “....do you think Bertrand would let me get a baby giraffe?” As he said it he bounced in his seat looking at Riley and Hana. “I feel like with a little persuasion he might let me get one!”

“No!” Bertrand said as he abruptly walked into the room startling everyone.

“You didn’t even hear what I was going to ask for....did you?” Maxwell countered.

“I didn’t, but I can already assure you the answer is a resounding no” he said as he sat down with his news paper and coffee.

“Liam, you’re the King, can’t you overturn Bertrand’s verdict on this?” Maxwells eyes lit up as he looked to Liam. Trying his best to give him the biggest puppy dog eyes he could muster. “Think of the babies, You’re Majesty!! We could get a few! We could race them! ...And we wouldn’t need hedge groomers anymore! Or tree groomers!”

Liam choked on his coffee a little as he put his cup down and looked to Riley for help in letting Maxwell down softly.

Riley giggled quietly at Maxwells attempts to sell them on the idea and at Liams shocked look to being pulled into this conversation. She then winked at Liam and stood up from her chair “On that note, I’m going to my office to prepare for my next meeting, enjoy your breakfast everyone!” She waved over her shoulder as she walked out.

Liam narrowed his eyes at Rileys back as she left. He cleared his throat as he stood up from his chair “My appologies, Maxwell, I also have a meeting to prepare for, if you’ll all excuse me..” he nodded to the group “Drake, I leave you in charge of this decision” he said as he hastily exited the room trying not to make eye contact with anyone.

“What!? Seriously, Liam?” Drakes eyes shot up to watch Liam leave. “Why do I always have to be the bad cop?” He groaned turning to Maxwell as he mumbled curse words under his breath before sternly saying “No, Maxwell, no giraffes!”

Maxwell frowned heavily as his head lowered realizing he wasn’t getting a baby giraffe. Hana stood and walked over to him, she put a hand on his shoulder.

“How about we go to the zoo and look at the giraffes, will that suffice for now?”

Maxwell looked up at her and nodded his head eagerly “It will ....for now”

[fuck-customers]

So much went wrong today

Literally just. I had a shit day and i need to vent for a sec so just. Strap in kiddos. (tldr at the bottom) I accidentally gave a Twelve Pack of deserts to the Wrong Car bc it was busy af and the food bag and the box of cinnamon balls were sitting right next to eachother, i looked at the wrong order on the screen and thought they were together. I gave her the cinnamon balls and went "And your twelve pack" and she didnt even say anything? She just took them? Like, you shouldve told me you didnt order any when i handed them to you, what?? But whatever, i fucked up, I'll admit it. Im annoyed at whoever put the bag and the box of cinnaboms Right next to eachother and didnt tell me, but honestly it was entirely my fault and i know that. I had to make people wait at the board for so long bc i was too overwhelmed to take cash and take orders too bc the board was out there were extra steps i needed to take and people were Extremely Upset today. I got snapped at, glared at, two people yelled at me, Many people got mad and went "Well nothings on the screen so Repeat what I got. Tell me what I ordered, your screen is broken!!" Before i even finished asking them the scripted questions. Like theyd finish ordering, not tell me they were done, and just immediately go off. Id ask what sauce, if there was anything else, and theyd just yell for their order to be repeated, As If I Wasnt Already Going To Do That. I fucking Work here, theres a huge line in front of you, One would fucking think I already KNOW ABOUT THE BROKEN BOARD, SHUT UP ABOUT THE BOARD LET ME FOLLOW MY SCRIPT GOD and so many people at the window kept trying to talk to me, after ive clearly just turned my headset on and was talking into it and was having a conversation, theyd ask questions and stuff and like sure fine whatever But i have someone ordering really fuckin fast at the board, and your ass just made me miss their entire order bc you want to know how much a breakfast item is at 2:34pm, or you want extra sauce for your 3 items even tho Ive already given you 10. Enough with the sauces. Im sick of the sauce. I had to make people repeat things Multiple Times and god i hate doing that, i felt so bad. It did not help people Not be mad at me. Didnt help that my backup didnt fucking show up today. Didnt call, nothing. Just didnt show. The coworker on line, handing me the finished orders, is quiet as fuck and a bad communicator. Im kind of hard of hearing, my right ear is my good ear and bc of that, i wear the headset on that side. I cant hear it out of my left, its muffled and my ear rings too much with the noises, it all gets jumbled. I can Only focus on my right ear. Idk why. With my left i need to see your mouth move with the words. I communicated this with my coworkers, they need to speak up with me especially on drive. He is just Far too quiet, he doesnt turn his head to even Look at me when putting bags on our shared counter. He doesnt even push them closer to me, just sets em down so I am never sure if the order is done or not until i reach across to his side of the counter and pull it to me. It was really irritating tbh At one point this one lady was extremely upset with me, glaring, not speaking much, tapping her fingers Loudly on her door. She asked for a cup holder for her two freezes and when i went to put one in, it didnt go in all the way and lost balance and just toppled onto me. Fell to the floor, splattered everywhere and got in my shoe??? I just froze and stared at the ceiling for a sec, bc i got some guy ordering in my ear after i had already asked him to wait, i got the lady at the window heaving the Biggest sigh, and glaring at me when i looked at her to apologize and let her know i need to go make a new one, and I was already pretty overwhelmed at that point. I literally almost cried. My throat felt tight, my eyes burned. And i still have a cold. I was coughing all day, my voice sounds like shit, but at least no one could tell i was about to cry. Bc my voice is already strained bc of this chest cold and cough. Jesus Christ today just went by way to slowly and i dissociated through a whole bunch of it. Gotta do it all again tomorrow and i would actually prefer death TL;DR: It was busy as hell, the order board was out, I messed up like four orders, and people were just Extremely Pissed Off today. I almost cried over spilt Freeze.

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Lotor, his Past, and his Deep Rooted Fears

I told you all I’d be writing a meta on Lotor so, and this includes the “death” of Narti and why I believe Lotor did such a thing to his beloved general. Again, I suck at writing meta’s so, forgive, me, for, how, awful, this, is. 

Let’s start with ye old grumpy assholes:

The Parents.

Specifically Honerva.

Let’s take a look at Alteas best alchemist when we first meet her:

She’s happy, stunning, she’s literally glowing. I mean she’s the cutest bean in the whole wide world and I would punch a wall for her. She looks so glad to meet this new guy whose working with the king of her planet and look at her smile!

Up to her wedding day we only see Honerva as happy as she can be! She’s never angry, never sad, she’s simply happy.

Things take a quick turn however.

After the wedding, we start seeing a real shift in Honerva, so much so that its hard to believe its the same happy Altean Alchemist we met in the beginning.

I really want to look at this. This is extremely crucial in my theory. When Honerva and Zarkon give little Allura a helmet. They. Look. Pissed. Usually when your giving your best bros little kid a present you’re happy about it. I’ve never seen anyone look this angry to be giving a little kid a gift, and I’ll be coming back to this because, fuck, its really important.

Let’s look at some more shots of Honerva and Zarkon post giving Allura the helmet.

Pissed 24/7, like I said. Unless their marriage just REALLY sucks and they REALLY hate giving presents to kids, something is going on here.

Which is where the this guy:

and the quintessence experimentations comes in.

Theres very little in this world that can lead a person to self destruction just to experiment with some mysterious purple goop that could very much kill them. I mean, its painful, kills you, drives you insane. Who would want that?

A very, very desperate parent.

And the big point of my theory? Lotor died. Lotor, either when he was born or soon after, died. This would explain the irritation at giving the childs helmet to Allura. That helmet was for their son, the son they lost. It also explains their anger and devastation afterwards, and Honerva’s desperate attempts to find use of quintessence. If this substance could basically bring metal lions to life to feel and bond, why couldn’t it bring her son back to life?

If you’ll notice, Lotor has white hair. Stark white hair. Who else? The royal Altean family, all who are linked to the lions and castle by a healthy amount of quintessence. As we can see by these three, a healthy dose of quintessance doesn’t affect the color of their skin, and we only see the color of their hair is odd. At first I was confused as to why, when seemingly no other alteans had white hair except the royal family, was it that Allura’s mom had white hair? Did Alfor have a thing for girls with white hair? Doubt it. Allura’s mother likely had hair of a different color, but being linked to the lions and the castle, as I firmly believe she controlled the castle before Allura, whitened her hair.

Haggar, who like her son had light purple skin, after she was brought back to life by the over exposure to Quintessence. We know Haggar had the same skin tone as the royal family before quintessence, and we know that the royal family has been exposed to quintessence, but its clear the sheer amount Haggar was exposed to, as her skin is a light purple and her marks have run down her face.

You could argue that Lotor’s skin comes from his father, but let’s take a look at Zarkon before and after his over exposure to quintessence. 

Before he is killed, Zarkon has a dark, dull tone to his skin, it could almost be gray. 

Afterwards it is a much lighter shade of purple, much closer to Lotors skin tone.

Now that I’ve paid a bit of attention to the parents, I want to talk about Lotor himself a bit. We know that Lotor is deceptive and calculated, he’s calm and hardly ever looses his cool. Well, thats what we saw in season 3. But now, in season 4, we see Lotor DESPERATE for a supply of quintessence. Actually, when Lotor and the generals approached the rift, Lotors facial expression unsettled me a bit. He looked crazed. For a moment, this leader who never looses his calm was completely insane. He was mad with need. 

Even Ezor seems a bit unsettled, not just at the rift, but at the change in her leader. I believe that Lotor knows exactly what happened to him, or at least that in order to survive he needs quintessence. You’re probably wondering why Lotor isn’t a zombie like his parents, and I believe that atones to manner of death. Zarkon and Haggar were linked to the quintessence in death, Lotor in life. Zarkon and Haggar are zombies, not really alive, but Lotor is alive. The quintessence brought death to Haggar and Zarkon, it brought life to Lotor. His death was natural, but he relies on the quintessence perhaps to stay alive, perhaps to stay sane.

Now, this brings me to my final point. 

Lotor and his relationship with his parents.

Now Joaquim tried to throw the “maybe theres an age difference between allura and lotor” card, but thats impossible. Haggar forgot Zarkon was her husband, therefore there was no zombie fuck and Lotor was born around the same time as Allura.

However, where Allura was raised by loving parents, Lotor was raised by a mad women who didn’t know he was her son...

and most likely exiled by a father who blamed him for taking away his wife. I believe Zarkons hate for Lotor, being that it is long running, is linked to Haggar. Haggar went insane to save her son, Zarkon blames his song for destroying his love.

Yet I assure you that Lotor was not immediately “exiled”, and I quote exiled because he had to have been in a situation where he didn’t age. Lotor had to have reached his current age before he was exiled, most likely 19-20 years old. So, with a psychotic witch and a ruthless father raising him, what happened? 

What did Lotor go through.

I want to raise you two examples.

Loki, adopted and then abused and mistreated by his father.

and Draco, beaten, cursed, and absolutely terrified of his father. 

Sound familiar?

But what does this have to do with Lotors actions and his murder of his general. Well, lets look closer at the examples I provided.

Two times we see Loki lash out at his father, once in his accidental rage and fear, the second, out of fear and rage, but intentional. Loki ends up killing his father because of the abuse he’d suffered.

Then we have Draco, who out of fear of his father and to protect himself and his mother, misidentified Harry, but also let his father be taken to prison. 

In both instances we see boys who are abused and mistreated lash out against their abusers out of fear.

Back to Lotor, if my previous theories are true, Lotor most certainly suffered abuse at the hands of a furious father and a manipulative, psychotic witch. In fact, I have no doubt about it. There is too much proof. Lotors rage against his father, his refusal to be compared to him doesn’t stem from Lotor thinking his dad’s a shitty leader. There’s some shit between those two. Lotor clearly knows Haggar is his mother, yet he shows no sympathy for her and is short and ill willed toward her. 

Here’s Lotors face when he realizes Nartis “betrayal”. This isn’t just a look of anger or rage, this is fear. The creases between his eyebrows and the widening of his eyes after this screen cap made me pause for a moment and look at him and acknowledge him. It hit me like a ton of bricks. He’s terrified. Thats when my theory of his premature death, resurrection, and abuse all come into play. These generals are all he has, he doesn’t lightly kill them. 

The absolute fear in his eyes actually shook me. He’s so scared of his parents. He knows that they’re evil and he knows it first hand. 

But unlike Draco and Loki, I don’t think there will be a redemption arc for Lotor, not a good one. Not like Zuko’s at least. He’s never been exposed to good as the others were, and he’s lived in fear for so long. That, and the influence of the quintessence won’t allow him the necessary properties to be completely good, which saddens me. I don’t think he has the chance or opportunity to be good, it would be nice, but it seems unlikely. Without the quintessence he will die, but as his parents lost their empathy and kindness with the quintessence, I believe he did as well. Lotor didn’t get the chance to be good, it was taken from him a a child. It really makes me sad. 

Anyways, I hope this was interesting? At least? Who knows. Thanks!

[yeahiwasintheshit]

star wars the last jedi spoilers review

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so they fucking killed off luke. the fuckers did it and im pissed the fuck off. like blindingly angry and that really over shadows any review of the movie, because there is no review without being outraged at lukes stupid death. it is such bullshit. i dont buy the whole bullshit line, this jagoff rian johnson is giving that they are making way for the new characters to flourish blah blah blah. why do they need to kill off these beloved characters just to spotlight the new ones? you can have both. it makes no sense. they can have them all in the movies. i mean they didnt even have luke in the first movie! like at all, he wasnt dead. and also they didnt have to kill him off in such a stupid fucking way either. (ill get to that)

mark hamill warned us, when he said he ‘fundamentally disagreed with every decision they made about luke’. like i would have been fine with whatever decision they wanted to make esp a story that went against expectation. thats actually encouraged. i didnt like epi 7 because it was so similar to epi 4. and in a way this new movie is a new story. but in lukes story, they did do something new and different and unexpected but went against everything that is core to his character. clearly, everyone thought, at least after tfa, that hed willingly train rey, yada yada. and they broke convention, and luke didnt really do that willingly. he was a grizzled old shell of a man. drinkin monster titty milk and fishing im fine with that part of it. he wanted nothing to do with the jedi or the force after kylo destroyed the temple, and that does make sense. ok fine. what really irritates me is that they didnt stay true to lukes character. in rotj, he was willing to give his life to save his father from the dark side. a man he didnt know his whole life... that he just met. luke actually volunteered to meet the devil himself to bargain for his fathers soul. and against all odds he won! and now this new story is going to try and tell me that a man like luke, with his background and history is willing to kill his nephew, (even for a split second) who hes known from birth, and is his twin sisters child, and basically became a surrogate father to. its not only bullshit, but such a rewriting of the fundamentals of his character. and it just doesnt work. it doesnt make sense. and is an assassination of his character. ugh. so unforgivable. but ok. even if that reason why was good (which is wasnt) why the fuck did they kill him off? why didnt they at least give him a redemption he would deserve for making or attempting to make a choice like that. one answer. character assassination. this prick johnson is destroying a beloved icon in cinema without even second thought. its shit.

and then to kill him off so stupidly. like i didnt have a problem with the force projection thing. i thought that was pretty cool. the whole old west showdown between luke and kylo in front of the walkers was good. him emerging from the cloud of red dust was great. sweeping off the dust from his shoulder was cool. all of that was great. fits with the character. but what was the purpose of it? a distraction!?!?!? all luke is, is a distraction now? 30 years of build up to see what happens with this legendary hero, a movie icon for over 40 years like luke skywalker and his last act is to just distract. what the fuck kind of shit is that!! its such a betrayal of luke’s story arc. and now carrie fisher is dead. so whats gonna happen? theres not going to be any live characters from the original trilogy in #9. they could have easily NOT killed him or at least left a cliffhanger on whether or not he died. but thats it. hes gone. presumably hes a force ghost now? ok. why even kill him then if youre bringin him back as a ghost? the inconsistency of lukes arc and last act just felt like it was this dickhead director/writer who just wanted to make a splash by doing something bold. and its just so transparent that thats what it was because he had a whole year after carries death to just not kill him. but rian johnson decided to do it anyway. not because it was good for the character, but cause it was good for himself. bullshit.

and then just stupid plot holes in that last act. if lukes only goal in the movies last act was to be a distraction (which is unforgivable) how would luke even know there was an exit that the crystal critters would shepherd the remaining rebels thru. there literally is no exit. rey had to make one by removing boulders. i mean, does having the force gives you some kind of geologic mapping vision? lol. ugh. i know im nitpicking, i get it, but it kind of fundamentally doesnt even make sense in the logic of the movie itself. so if he doesnt know that then it doesnt make sense that luke would know that his distraction would buy the rest of the rebels time to escape, so why is he there then?!?!? the whole thing falls apart quick. and then they kill him off?!? what? why? like even if i were to accept lukes death in any of the movies, which i wouldnt (but i get that thats my problem). but even if i did. why wouldnt he go out in some kind of redeeming heroic way? why didnt he actually come to the planet and actually fight and die there. i thought they showed us his xwing cause he was gonna show up on the planet and take out a few walkers with him. he could have done some amazing force shit and killed off most if not all of them, and then died in a blaze of glory wounding kylo and the first order as kylo fled. and then luke could have died of exhaustion or whatever the fuck. at least that would have been true to his character, and would have redeemed his momentary urge to kill kylo (which i think is bullshit anyway). its like in the mind of this shit writer/director the urge to do something unexpected trumps doing something that is cinematic and character building and redeeming. fuck you rian johnson.

anyway, after they killed off han in epi 7, there was this sense that they were just going to kill one of the main 3 in each of the movies, and that pissed me off, i was not ok with that because theres literally no reason for it. but they seem stuck on this fuckin point that they need to bring these new characters in and sweep the old ones out. it was like on e of the talking point in all the interviews. but i dont get why the fuck you would want to do that. ok han sure, cause basically harrison ford said im out. i dont want to do anymore. kill him off. fine. but mark seems happy to do all of them. carrie, before her death seemed happy to do them all too. if the idea was to kill luke off in 8 and leia in 9. then after carries death why not just flip them. kill off carrie in 8 somehow. and let luke come back in 9 and let him redeem himself. so irritated.

anyway, its hard to move past lukes death. but besides that there were just a bunch of other problems with the movie.

too much stupid humor that didnt land

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the whole casino world storyline really put the brakes on the pace of the movie

didnt care about rose and finn at all. just a distraction from the pace of the plot.

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the whole rebels are oj’s white bronco slow speed chase down the 405 thing

the bitch death of phasma

the whole benicio del toro character was trying so hard but just didnt matter at all

justin theroux in like 5 secs of the movie?

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the bash you over the head, way too on the nose preachy social issues like slavery and animal abuse and the upper class. like ok fine. but it just felt so forced into the story, and out of place. like this is a movie about the rebels escaping imminent destruction and we are now staring at this creepy horse thing with a human face abomination. it just didnt work in the movie.

kylo and rey love story? what? did i read into that or is that really there?

they killed off admiral ackbar so terribly and in such a disrespectful way

evil bb8? big fuckin eye roll. he has to have a fucking enemy? give me a break.

bb8 saving the day one too many times. i mean talk about a fuckin mary sue 

they broke anakins light saber!!! (more a disappointment)

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but ok ok ok ...tbh, if they didnt kill of luke, i would have thought it was better than the force awakens. there were plenty parts of this movie i did like

mark fuckin hamill. so great in this

snokes death. yes it was jarring and didnt make sense that someone with his powers didnt know what kylo was going to do, but i liked that they just got rid of him like that. fuck this guy. i would have liked a little more back story on him, but fuck him. i was surprised and shocked in a good way

holdos death and sacrifice. awesome idea. executed really well! tho, just by introducing that idea, it does sort of discredit the other movies. like if all you need to do is jump thru light speed into something to destroy it, the death star isnt so scary anymore. wtf rebels of ep 4-6 why didnt you just do that.

poe. everything about his character was awesome. loved his mistakes and his arc. loved his interactions with leia and holdo. everything was great about him

yoda was awesome. his apparently new force ghost abilities were cool. sort of on the fence about them using the muppet yoda. i had no problem with digital yoda from the prequels. this is fine too. doesnt really matter to me.

reys parents were drunken junkers. if that true, and kylo isnt trying to fool her then thats great! not everything needs to connect back to her

rey and kylo fighting the guards. awesome action. looked amazing. i bought it all. even if its still iffy that rey can take on all these guards after so little training. i still bought it in the moment. im fine with it.

luke emerging from the red dust cloud was great! (i didnt notice his just for men beard, i bought the whole thing hook line and sinker)

luke and leias embrace

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the look of the red dust planet was really cool

i thought they were going to overdo the porgs, and yes there were in a few scene more than i wanted, but really not as bad as i expected.

the jedi kid at the end. proof that there are other force users. which we all knew, but good to see they didnt just throw that bit of info away

there was some good moments. i would have been fine with the whole plot. the rebels (now they are calling themselves rebels again which is weird) escaping the first order was fine, adequate. the main problem like i first said is killing luke, but moreso just the bad moments overtook the good ones. i do plan on seeing it again just to see if it sits better a second time, but that my first impressions.

anway, these opinions are subject to change based on what happens in 9. i mean there is a possibility that they can fix the bad decisions rian johnson made. but since its jj abrams i doubt it.

[richard-the-boy-wonder-blog]

I JUST REALIZED LADY AND THE TRAMP IS THE PERFECT REDDIE STORY

Not even kidding even in the name it makes sense.

Eddie comes from a clean pristean home in the suburbs.

Richie simply doesnt have a home a mooches off of those around him to get by.

Eddie just wants to be accepted by everyone else and prides himself on fitting in. (Talking about lady getting her lisence and collar.)

Richie is a roughian trashmouth who doesnt know when hes gone too far.

Mike and Ben totally fill the roles of Jock and Trusty. (AGAIN WITH THE NAMES FITTING.)

Everyone knows Richie cause hes the local bum who likes to mosey on into areas he clearly doesnt fit into.

Like Eddies neighbourhood.

He over hears Eddie talking about how his mom somehow managed to land a date with some guy and how ever since shes been acting real strange.

"Shes gonna replace you y'know, all those warm meals with mama. FORGET ABOUT IT. Your cozy room with the view. NEW BABIES NURSERY. Spending personal time with mommy by the fire. NOT ANYMORE SHES TAKIN HER MANS SKIN BOAT TO TUNA TOWN."

Ben and Mike do not like Richie and tell him to go back to the dump where he was made.

After that Richie isnt seen till...

Eddie goes out with his mom and aunts for some shopping and somehow manages to lose all 3 in the process.

He starts wondering the streets having never seen downtown because till now hes never been aloud to go anywhere.

He starts to get scared and more and more lost incidentally getting him noticed by Richie again.

Almost instantly the nicknames start and Eddies flattered but irritated by them. (Pidge/Eds)

Richie convinces Eddie theres a whole world to see and takes him for a night on the town.

They get SPAGHETTI for their first date.

"The finest meatballs in town for my dear Eddie Spaghetti, and then when youre done with those balls maybe you could eat my balls-" "Richie please dont ruin my appetite by talking about your wang."

Richie actually really likes Eddie and isnt shy by any means and makes the first move, kissing Eddie over dinner.

Eddie is literally captivated by the fact anyone so handsome would give him the time of day.

They spend the whole night together just walking through the park and talking. (They put their initials and handprints in some wet cement.)

"I really dont want to get my hand dirty though." "Oh come on Eds think about it if you do this its kindof like tonight lasts forever."

Eddie loses track of time and freaks out when the sun comes up.

Richie tries to convince him to give up the life he has to be happy amd run away and elope with him.

Eddies like "nah man youre moving too fast im going home to my mommy."

Despite not wanting to Richie takes Eddie home saying he knows a "shortcut" thatll get them there before Eddies mom is up.

AKA trespassing through some farmers ranch.

Richie thinks itd be a funny idea to scare the chickens and convinces Eddie to do it with him no matter how much he protests.

"How is it funny to chase a chicken?" "Its not about chasing the chicken Eddie dear, its choking the chicken thats fun. Plus i like the sound they make when theyre scared."

Farmer comes out and pops off a couple rounds from his shot gun, rightfully scaring the shit out of Eddie who in turn starts having an asthma attack.

Richie bolts yelling at Eddie to run not realising he physically cant.

Eddie gets thrown into jail for a night where he meets Beverly, Bill, and Stan. (Im so for imagining Bev sing 'Hes a tramp'.)

All of them wondering what a pretty little thing like Eddie was doing in there.

He spills and tells them about the enchanting boy he met, and they all kind of laugh at him.

Telling him a night with Richie isnt anything special cause anyone that gives Richie so much as a side glance he goes after.

"Let me think there was Jamie, Brandon, Greta, Marcus, Josie, Ruth, Estaban, Mary, Brett, Calvin, and Rosita Maria Teresa García Ramíerez de Arroyo... I think."

Needless to say Eddie is repulsed he kissed such a tramp. (EH, EH?)

Eddies mom comes to get him and is fuming claiming hell never leave the yard of their house for as long as he lives.

Eddie is miserable and not even Mike or Ben can lift his spirits

In rolls trouble with actually combed hair and some flowers but Eddie doesnt want any of it

"Why dont you just go take those flowers to Bettsy or Ruth or Rosia García r-w-whatever her name is! Or better yet stick them up your ass!"

Richie is actually heartbroken for once and is now also miserable.

Sonia goes out of town and leaves Eddie there locked inside the house with no way to get out, not that he really wants to anymore.

Word gets to Henery Bowers that his perfect apple pie straight, white neighbourhood is being "tainted" by Eddie and he breaks into his house.

Richie is walking by right as this happens and also breaks in.

Richie walks in on Henery Bowers about to slice open little Eds and loses his mind.

The two hash it out in Eddies room while he desperatly tries to reach his aunt Gloria.

Richie gets thrown in jail because Gloria swears up and down its his fault based off the things Sonias told her about the boy.

Mike and Ben feel bad about how they talked to Richie and pay his bail under the condition he apologize to Eddie.

He does and they make up and spend christmas together.

"I want a nice picture Richie no faces this time." "This sweater is itchy can i take it off Ed?" "Not till we get a nice picture for mom!"

Needless to say Eddie and Richie fall deeply in love and get married and adopt a million babies. The end!