#but he agrees because chuuya <3< /div>
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apparently the bio lab in our sch has good fengshui for buying taylor swift tickets?? + @downbadforpixels told me to write this, so let’s have SOUKOKU ATTENDING A CONCERT
let’s say it’s taylor swift because she’s slay and everyone’s buying tickets rn :D also skk is so taylor swift coded oh my god. ok but, even though dazai dislikes staying in crowded places for too long because it drains his energy, he follows along with chuuya when they travel to tokyo to attend the concert. chuuya had opened up at least 5 devices when the tickets were being released, and he had managed to get hold of two tickets for them. he barely bat an eye at the price, easily keying in the credit card details on the back of his black card as dazai watched from behind, both concerned and happy for him.
they manage to get seats right in front of the stage, and surrounding them is screaming crowds of fans who almost blast dazai’s ear drums off. he turns to look at chuuya, who has the biggest smile on his face as he stares straight ahead towards the stage, eagerly waiting for the performance. dazai chuckles to himself; if seeing the chibi this happy meant having to attend concerts like these, dazai would gladly go to one with chuuya every single day for the rest of his life.
they have a great time at the concert, singing along to the songs and cheering with the rest of the audience at the end of each one. the crowd around them moves along with the beat, and the many overlapping voices almost drown out the singer’s own, but dazai manages to single out the beautiful voice belonging to his partner, and his cheeks flush when chuuya turns to him. “my thoughts will echo your name, until i see you again !” he mouths the lyrics over the loud music, and dazai grins back.
after the concert, the two of them head back to their apartment together in silence, throats sore from shouting to the music. chuuya has one hand on the steering wheel, the other linked with dazai’s, and he quietly hums to one of the songs from earlier. dazai’s lips purse, before mouthing back his reply to chuuya.
“these are the words i held back, as i was leaving too soon: i was enchanted to meet you...”
#lei writes! ଘ(|li.‸.)#no because i heard some teachers actually stopped class to let the students queue for the tickets??#i was in the library for study block and my friend was queueing too lol#idk if she actually ended up getting it in the end#but anyways. bio lab fengshui real??#also if u couldn't tell. enchanted is my favourite taylor swift song :)#a lot of the songs are actually rlly skk/bsd coded#same with mitski#taylor swift + mitski = bsd#i will believe in that wholeheartedly until i am proven wrong#also yes i kinda hc that dazai has a low social battery (like me)#so concerts are kinda a nightmare for him#but he agrees because chuuya <3#bungou stray dogs#bsd#soukoku#dazai#chuuya#dazai x chuuya
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🇸 🇮 🇹 🇴 🇳 🇮 🇹 !
BSD MEN REACTING TO YOU ASKING TO SIT ON THEIR FACE.
↷ A/N ─ i love writing these lmk if yall like reading these by liking :D
★ FT. ─ dazai , chuuya , ranpo , akutagawa , fyodor
!! TAGS ─ f!reader, face-sitting, 69, cunnilingus
SMUT, 18+, MDNI
"can i sit on your face?"
ᴅᴀᴢᴀɪ.
yes yes and YES
you've never seen this man more excited
to think that you were the one who suggested it between you two!
we all know he's a freak
and a master pussy muncher
man's throbbing just hearing those 6 words from your mouth lmaoo
"Aw, would you look at that? This is the third time you've come, bella. Wanna squirt next?" he mocks from under you. "No complaints accepted. You were the one who suggested this."
ᴄʜᴜᴜʏᴀ.
chokes on his expensive ass wine (iconic)
turns his neck towards you so fast you think he might've snapped it
just stares at you flustered and blushing slightly
stares
stares
still staring
YANKS you and THROWS you onto the bed. yea man, that's defo leaving marks. but its chuuya saurrr 🤷🏻♀️
"Guess you really aren't as innocent as I thought you were, eh?" he says teasingly. "My, my, you're on top, yet you're the one dumbfucked. And I haven't even started yet!"
ʀᴀɴᴘᴏ.
rolls his eyes LMFAO
him? abandoning his snacks?? as if
"what's in it for me huh?"
will only accept it if you agree to the 69 position so he gets something in return (man's a giver-taker)
eats you out and takes 2-3 second breaks in between for commentary to update you about how you taste and if it really was worth putting his candy stash down for you
"You think you're sweeter than my candies? Wanna bet?" he raises an eyebrow. "I mean, I already know the answer - you know, the greatest detective in the world and all that. But I'll give you a chance to prove yourself."
ᴀᴋᴜᴛᴀɢᴀᴡᴀ.
he will choke and die so WHY are you suggesting it /j
lets pretend for a moment that he WONT choke and die from the gorgeousness of your ass (love yourself !!)
he's a bit grossed out at the thought. just virgin things ig /j
if he somehow (and idk how) agrees, he'll grip your hips and place you down on his face gently like really really slowly
to the point where you grow impatient and shift so you can toy with his cock
and then that man just snaps and 🤭
"You like that? Is that right? You want more?" he glares at your pussy, heart nearly bursting out of his chest when he hears you pant 'Yes, yes, I love it.'
"Hm. I guess it's okay then."
ꜰʏᴏᴅᴏʀ.
DISGUSTED.
first off how tf is his tired ass anemic body supposed to hold your weight and not die
secondly you're messing with his religious faith!! stop trying to tempt him, satan!
you have to convince him. seduce him on the ultra pro iphone 15 max level.
will ask for a 69 position because ain't no way he's eating you out without getting a bj in return
"Really, now? You're forgetting your part of the deal?" he pats your ass impatiently, your body limp from pleasure and thus unable to give him head in the position. "I guess I'll have to do it myself then."
© chuulyssa 2024 - do not copy, plagiarize or repost my works on any platforms. do not translate.
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What you know about reachin' your peak and inches of death܀⊹~
Soukoku x GN!Reader
Warnings; HEAVY sex/Smut, making out/kissing, face fucking, threes0me, double penetration, no protection (condoms.), rough sex, bl0wj0bs, rimming/eating out, anal sex, f1ngering, spit as lube (hardly proofread
Description; A threes0me with your BOYFRIEND and COWORKER?
A/N: Hai hai!!! If you saw the pole you could tell what won, thank you for the almost 400 votes too! I love all the support and notes :3 I hope y'all like this one a lot!! Love y'all! ♡(P.S this is gonna be one of my longer fanfics tried my best to make it short but since it isn't head canons and us a fic about PURE SMUT it was going to be long. 100 FOLLOWER SPECIAL!!!
You weren't the one that recommended it, it was inntionally your coworker, Dazai, who asked. How did you even end up between your boyfriend, chuuya, and that annoying dazai. You had to admit they were both really attractive though as dazai kissed your neck slowly. Chuuyas hands trailing down your body.
The words Dazai asked still ringing in your ears, "Hey I know you're dating someone but can we do a threesome with him and the both of us?" He was so forward with it. You remember being so flustered you couldn't even form a sentence and ended up rambling to your boyfriend about it and he actually agreed.
You had to admit that being sandwiches in between these two wasn't the worst thing in your life since the attention was all on you. By the time you were dazed, Dazai already made it his plan to strip you naked, take your clothes anywhere but your body. The brunette was already at your thighs biting softly at them meanwhile your boyfriend was undressing himself, his lips glued to yours.
Chuuyas fingers were lubed with his own spit as he gently pushing one inside you, thrusting them in and out of you slowly. This was a lot. You were already overstimulated because of all the kisses and biting but now this was an entire new level. Dazai was slowly stroking himself, you could tell he wanted you to blow him.
You leaned forward a bit, kissing the base of Dazai's shaft with soft whimpering as you felt Chuuya add another finger. "Spread your legs a wide, darlin'," Chuuya hums softly, kissing down your back. You comply, spreading your legs wider for your boyfriend all the while you take Dazais cock in your mouth.
The brunette groans softly, his fingers caressing the back of your neck, gently pushing you down further on his cock. "Oh fuck..keep going baby," he mutters, his hips slowly thrusting up a bit. You could feel the ginger haired male behind you slowly add another finger inside you. 2 fingers now, sliding slowly in and out of you.
"Darlin' you wouldn't mind if I went down on you, right?" Chuuya asked, kissing softly down the small of your back. You felt blood rush up into your now beet red face as you pull away slowly from Dazais erect member to respond. "I wouldn't mind," you responded nervously. Yes you've don't many inappropriate things with your boyfriend but this was a different.
"Mkay, tell me if I'm steppin' over any boundaries here," Chuuya says before pulling his fingers out of you. His lips pulled away from the small of your back, moving to your spread legs. This was easy for chuuya, take you were on your hands and knees. His hands were gently squeezing your thighs as he leans in, his tongue lapping at your already drenched hole from his saliva and other bodily fluids.
You let out a soft whimper as you feel the sensation of chuuya wet tongue lap at your private areas. Before anything else, Dazai gently pushes your head down, his erect pressed against your lips. "You gonna keep going, baby?" Dazai asked with that usual shit eating grin. You nod, opening your mouth to take him back in.
You suck, bobbing your head up and down the room filled with sucking and slurping not only from you but, chuuya too as he continues to eat you out/rim you. You felt as his tongue slowly slips inside you, chuuya enjoyed tasting the unique way you tasted. You moan around Dazais cock, your hands trembling as your nails dig into the brunette's thighs.
"Wow, calm down now baby~ Your nails hurt now," Dazai said with a chuckle, his slim fingers running through your messy hair all the while he pushes you don't further. You gag a bit but slowly get used to the horrific feel of the tip hitting the back of your throat.
You felt Chuuya pull away from you, his hands roaming your body. "Sweetheart, im gonna go in now, alright? But just know we don't have any condoms we ran out the other day" Chuuya said, kissing your spine softly. You nod, still sucking Dazais cock despite feeling your cowork thrust his hips up, shoving his cock further in your mouth.
Chuuya rolls down his pants, taking out his erect cock. He spit on his hand, rubbing it on his cock as a lubricant. He positioned himself at your entrance, teasing you by rubbing it against your hole. He then slowly pushed in with a heavy groan. His cock sunk into you, slowly disapearing inside you.
"Fuck..darlin' you're so tight." Chuuya groans, his kisses trails on your spine as his slow thrusts start speeding up. You moan and whimper, your body trembling like a leaf in the air. You were on your hands and knees, sucking Dazais cock as he bucks his hips up into your mouth, face fucking you.
"Goddamn..Chuuya you have a fine partner here..good in bed and good at work..i might just steal them." Dazai groans with a smirk. Chuuya knew what this cocky bastard was doing, trying to get him angry so he’d move more aggressively but that just wasnt gonna happen. Chuuya keeps his thrusts steady and at medium paced, pumping his cock inside you.
Dazai thrusts his hips up, your lips against the base of his length and your nose practically buried in his happy trail. You gag against it as he gently pulls your hair, taking you away from his cock. "Chuuya~ cmon let this pretty thing get in my lap and maybe they can take double." He said with a mischievous smirk while making a hand motion of two fingers going in and out a hole he made with his other hand.
Chuuya slowly pulls back, his erect slipping from your entrance. "You bastard," he growled yet he complied. The fingers hand wrapped around your waist helping you get onto Dazais lap, your back pressing against Dazais chest. The blood that had rushed to your face made you look like a ripe beet freshly picked from the ground.
"We'll go slow darlin' don't worry too much." Chuuya reassured gently kissing your neck as he entered you once more, thrust into slowly trying to prepare you for what's to come. You whimpers soft, biting your lip as you feel the tip of Dazais erect slowly push it. It was painful, yes, but it would be worth it surely.
You feel Dazai push in, spreading you wider than you've felt before. Youre legs trembling as you dig your nails into Chuuyas shoulder blades. "Wow, babe you're really fucking tight down here," Dazai says with a chuckle. Chuuya cuts in with a huff, "I wounded why you fucking nut job." Chuuya snaps, slowly trusting in and out of Y/N.
Dazais entire length finally makes it fully inside you, his thrusts matching the pace of Chuuyas yet a little faster. You squirm a bit as their pace picks up, your moans filling the room. "Ch..chuuya, mhm~ ahh~" you moan, your back arching slightly as you can feel them hitting your core.
The raveshing of your insides goes on for at least another 30 minutes, you've reached your peak multiple times and it feels like you can't reach it much more. Their pace had sped up over time, slamming into you mercilessly. You were panting heavily, you're nail marks etching a drawing of y'alls shared pleasure.
"Fuck, I'm gonna cum darlin'." Chuuya warned, kissing down your neck slowly, his thrusts quick and steady. "Me too, Y/N. Surely you can take both are pleasure?" Dazai said with a cocky smile with a loud groan, cumming deep within your anal cavidy, chuuya cumming quickly after.
Their thrusts slowly before coming to a full stop, the room silent but the soft pants of y'alls breathing. You sit there in pure ecstasy, you're body trembling between the two. It truely felt as if you reached your peak and inches of death. Chuuya slowly pulls out, Dazai following as your entrance throbbed, their mixed ecstasy dripping out of you.
The room smelt of musk and the lingering aftermath of sex. You felt refreshed yet exhausted as Dazai pressed a kiss on the nape of your neck and Chuuya putting one on your lips before pulling away.
"You look like death just came apon you baby~" Dazai said with a chuckle making Chuuya growl. "Leave 'em alone damnit." Chuuya states pulling you into his arms and holding you tight.
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Joint Missions pt 3
*with Dazai and Chuuya* Dazai: so Chuuya did you bribe Hirotsu to get us on a team together because Kunikida sure as hell didn't want us to be paired Chuuya: I promised him a raise Dazai: awww Chuuya loves me! Chuuya: you idiot, I just didn't want to get stuck with Akutagawa again. He always mopes about not being with the weretiger Dazai: mhm sure *with Akutagawa and Atsushi* Atsushi: Don't you usually get paired with Chuuya on these things? Akutagawa: Yes, It seems Hirotsu or Kunikida decided otherwise. Atsushi: You payed Hirotsu didn't you Akutagawa: *blushing* no...
*with Yosano and Kouyou* Yosano: its so nice to not be paired with one of those fools again Kouyou: I couldn't agree more. the company is well worth the car that I gave Hirotsu to get this paring Yosano: *blushing*
*with Kunikida and Hirotsu* Kunikida: You know I do have some issue with the pairings you made for this mission Hirotsu: I know you do. Kunikida: may I ask why? Hirotsu: I am but a simple man. Kunikida: ?? Hirotsu: who is easily bribed Kunikda: *facepalm*
Part 3 ~ Part 2 ~ Part 1
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Hellloo:33 so i was thinking dazai and chuuya just sharing reader like how would that go?? :3
I'm not doing bsd requests right now but this has been in my inbox for a while, so... also More poly!SKK. TW- very small hint of implied abuse in paragraph two. Dazai and Chuuya sharing someone would be so chaotic, they would have arguments out the ass about who gets too spend time with you and who gets too have you for the day. Because their schedules are so chaotic, you are alone for a bit, but on average you're with Dazai more often then not because his job isn't as demanding as Chuuyas. Being in this.. relationship does have a multitude of factors though, which are as follows. Whether Dazai is still in the port mafia, if the relationship is poly or if it's just sex and how attached they both are to you. If Dazai is still in the port mafia, the relationship between the three of you would be extremely toxic. There would be constant arguments between them about literally everything. Dazai, in the port mafia, is a lot more sadistic and open with his behaviour, whether that be hitting you or saying the meanest shit, he doesn't care. With Chuuya there though, he'd keep Dazai in line and isn't afraid too get physical with Dazai when he needs too, especially if Dazai puts his hands on you. I personally don't see Chuuya ever laying a hand on you, it doesn't matter if he's pissed or not. if Dazai was in the ADA though, it'd be chaotic but not super toxic. Sure, there'd be arguments but it's mostly just funny banter, they also aren't as likely too get into fights together with Dazai being in the ADA, especially if you're there. Dazai in the agency has calmed down quite significantly and isn't as prone to violence, whether that be towards you or people in general, although he does still instigate things, especially with Chuuya, but it's mostly a healthy, fun relationship. If this is a poly relationship, let me just say, you are the safest person in the world and they'd love you deeply, making sure you're safe, because you are the most important person in the world to them and they put you before everything and everyone. I think a poly relationship with them would be so fun and sweet, there's never a dull moment with Dazai and Chuuya is cannonly the best boyfriend in all of BSD, the definition of dream a man. I feel like you'd live with Chuuya and Dazai would also live there or he'd be at Chuuyas house so much that he basically lives there. It would make more sense too live with Chuuya because his house is definitely bigger and more secure. Also the sex with them would be so fucking good with either of them but both at the same time? It's like euphoria. If it's just for sex, Chuuya would still care about you and would most likely develop a deeper connection with you but Dazai wouldn't really care that much for you, also they would be very reluctant too share you with the other, but if you ask nicely, they'd begrudgingly agree. If they are both attached then they're never letting you go, like, ever. They'd want too constantly spend time you, always buying you gifts and taking you out. They would take such good care of you, especially Chuuya, he'd help make dinner, help with the house work and so on. While Dazai would plan spontaneous dates and coddle you constantly, he's also the one you'd spend the most time with because Chuuyas job is very high maintenance. If it's just Dazai that's attached to you, Chuuya would still wanna spend time with you, but he wouldn't be around as often. If Chuuya was the only one attache to you, which is the most likely case, Dazai would wanna be around mostly too spite Chuuya. Overall, a relationship between you and SKK would be a one and only experience. They would both make amazing boyfriends, despite their individual trauma and problems. They care very deeply about you and are willing too kill or die for you, tear the world down with their bare hands for you. They're both very loyal towards you and keep you spoiled and happy.
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BSD MEN PLAYING HORROR GAMES (MIMIC)
Headcanons!
↣Dazai Osamu, Nakahara Chuuya, Nakajima Atsushi, Akutagawa Ryuunosuke, Doppo Kunikida, Edogawa Ranpo, Nikolai Gogol, Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Tetcho Suehiro, Saigiku Jono
↝Requests are open!
Osamu Dazai
> He would definetly be confident. You'd go up to him and be like: 'Samu let's play Mimic!
> He never heard of that game but he's hella interested.
> Both of you started playing and then he gets lost the moment you appear.
> Don't tell me this guy does not kill himself everytime.
> Definetly screams when there are jumpscares and would freeze for a second so you laugh at him
> Surprisingly good at the game and finishes it. (When he doesn't waste half of his time dying.)
Chuuya Nakahara
> Horror game? LET'S GO!
> Regrets it instantly because he forgot there are jumpscares.
> Would definetly flinch so hard and say "What? I'm not scared."
> When you scream, he screams.
> He'd be the type to disappear and get lost and you're just looking for him everywhere.
> He'd be the type to see something and say "I found the exit!" And it was actually the entrance..
> He'd curse at the character that'll jumpscare him.
> Shhh, he's a rage quiter.
Atsushi Nakajima
> MY BABYYYYY<3
> Once you tell him you want to play a horror game with him, he'd instantly freeze and hesitate before accepting.
> It's you, of course he'd agree.
> Poor guy would be shaking once there are crazy ahh sound effects.
> Horrified, one loud sound, one scream, one jumpscare, he'd flinch immediately.
> Bros the type to throw his phone/himself across the room.
> Actually really good at mazes! Just starts panicking when something chases him HELP.
> Never will play again.
Ryuunosuke Akutagawa
> Bro thinks he's so good at it.
> You tell him you want to play and he just says "ok."
> Bro is secretly scared but the whole time you look at him he's just •_•
> Those jumpscares out of nowhere makes his eyes widen or he makes a small little sound and when you look at him he accidentally actives Rashomon-
> I feel like he'd say he knows the way and gets lost and get jumpscared.
> Bro doesn't run and you just tell him to use the running button, and he's just like "no."
> Bro wants to solo and leaves you alone and you're like: "Ryuu where are you??" "I found a spirit."
> Doesn't want to play ever again.
Kunikida Doppo
> Automatically will not play once you do all your reports.
> Says he's too busy for those childhood games but he can't resist you so he fits the gameplay in his schedule!
> Does this dude even get jumpscared..?
> The whole time he's just instructing you in what to do-
> He's good at making ways to escape and distracts the ghost for you.
> If you play with him repeatedly and have game nights he'd definetly memorize when the jumpscare will happen.
Ranpo Edogawa
> Bro...Once you ask him you already see the place set up for your gameplay.
> One word: You'll finish the game in a few minutes only.
> He knows every crook and crany around the game.
> Knows the whole backstory and tells you about it so you just shut him up with candy.
> You play by yourself now because he knows everything and spoils the fun. RIP..
Nikolai Gogol
> He'd definetly be interested in the game.
> He'll be the type to scare you if it's suddenly quiet and you slap the shit out of him on accident.
> Would throw the phone at your face when he gets jumpscared.
> Bro is the type to play hide and seek with you mid-game.
> He'd definetly die a ton of times while trying to show you how he can "dodge" the ghost's attack/running at him.
> He fails misreably..
> He'd be the type to have the ghost chase after him and go to you so you both end up dying and go back to square 1.
Fyodor Dostoyevsky
> You force him to play because he has no comment about it all.
> Jumpscares happen and he's just, •_•
> He'd be the type to find everything in just a few minutes and you'd be so confused like ???
> You'd give him the side eye for being to quiet while playing the game. You're screaming and flinching meanwhile he passes everything so quickly.
> He'd be the type to let you follow.
> Like did he play this game before???
> If you're too scared to go through a maze or get something, he'd be the one to distract the enemy
> Scary smart man...
Tetcho Suehiro
> Bro is hella confused. Like what are you supposed to do in the horror game??
> He'd definetly scream and just stare at you for a few moments..
> Help this poor man, he'd definetly quit mid game and just let you play it by yourself while you're watching.
> You'd definetly scream and it'll make him alerted.
> You both decide to restart the game and he thinks that he can kill the ghost and eventually dies..
> Please teach him the basic of horror games.
Jono Saigiku
> So like...
> Okay but he can hear things well so he eventually just listens to you while you play.
> Don't hurt his ear drums you might hit ariana grande notes while getting jumpscared or chased.
> He'd be the type to know when the ghost is approaching and warn you, he has good sense of hearing of course.
> That's why you're like ??? "How did you know when the ghost will come :O"
> He can literally hear one milisecond of the starting of the chasing music and you'd already be hiding.
> Man is a life saver.
> He'd definetly stare at you like ^^ if you apologize for screaming.
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HII !! could you do dazai, chuuya and fyodor with a s/o that forgot pretty much everything from their past/forgets a lot in the present due to trauma? if possible male reader, and if not gn works aswell! thank you :))
a/n: felt this req hard LOL
warnings: memory loss, past trauma (not elaborated on)
(Dazai, Chuuya, Fyodor) With a S/O with Memory Loss From Trauma
Dazai
i feel like dazai can relate in some ways because he too has immense trauma but instead of forgetting it, he remembers it too well
therefore in a way he's grateful that ur brain is blocking those memories so u don't have to remember the pain
dazai had noticed your forgetful behavior the second he met you, and had already categorized it as due to trauma in your past
honestly finds your forgetfulness adorable but it also enrages him bc someone hurt you enough to cause it
simply does not comment on any of this though. if you mention that you forgot something that happened literally yesterday he'll simply smile at you (is that a hint of sadness in his expression?) and reassure u that it's okay
will text u updates throughout the day to make sure u aren't forgetting anything
pictures pictures pictures!!!! literally photographs everything u guys do together so you can always look back to remember :)
but unbeknownst to you, dazai will secretly do some deep digging into your past to find out exactly what happened and who to get revenge on <3
^trust me when i say they will deeply regret everything they had ever done to you
Chuuya
it's canon that chuuya can't remember what... the first 7 years of his life? so he totally understands
he won't question u at all abt the reasonings for your memory loss unless u wanted to talk abt it
does get worried abt your current forgetfulness though. with a job as strenuous as being in the mafia, having a good memory is important
^if any of the higher ups knew you weren't "sufficient enough" in that department, despite your other strengths, you would be disposed of
this added stress doesn't help you at all but chuuya does his best to keep you safe
^having a boyfriend who is also your executive is very useful in this aspect
leaves little notes and reminders on your desk so u won't forget anything important
hell, chuuya will even fill out reports for you if u were having trouble remembering the events that took place
i feel like he would also pay very close attention to everything u guys do together so, if you forgot, he would be able to tell you all about it
Fyodor
another one who categorized your memory loss as due to trauma the second he met you
unlike the others tho, he will question u about it
if you’re honest with him & say that it’s due to traumatic events, he’ll ask if you want him to do anything about it for you (in other words, find and eliminate the ones who caused it 😊)
^if you say no to this, he’ll nod and agree with u but secretly hunt them down on his own
however if you lie to fyodor and say that you’re just forgetful (not due to trauma) he’ll frown & keep asking probing questions until he gets the truth out of u
has he heard of privacy? like damn
^its out of love tho. not saying it’s right but fyodor shows his care by learning as much abt u as possible. he needs to know everything, good or bad
finds your current forgetfulness adorable, albeit irritating at times (remember who we’re talking abt here)
if you forgot an event or important piece of information he will get slightly annoyed with you & might say some insensitive things 😬
^tho once he sees that he’s upset you, fyodor will usually sigh and apologize
recommends u keep a journal for reminders, however he also logs all events that u do alone or together so you won’t forget in the future
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Hello, how are you?
Could I request BSD headcannons with Sigma, Poe, Dazai or Chuuya about someone proposing to the reader in front of them!
No pressure with this, if you don't want to do it!
Betrothed to another (fluff ver.)
Dazai, Chuuya, Poe, and sigma x gn!reader (separate)
A/n: I'm indecisive so I'm doing an angsty and fluff ver. ^^
Tags: Established relationship (with character), a child has an innocent crush on reader (and "proposes" to them)
Dazai
He's so childish omg
Argues with the kid
Probably snatched the two-dollar ring the child gave to you
The child would be like "(Name)! Will you marry me?" while holding up a cheap silver ring.
Meanwhile Dazai let out a loud gasp while putting his hand on his forehead like a damsel in distress. "No way! (Name) is marrying me!"
Cue their arguing
Its a back and forth really and you tried to stop their fight but you ended up giving up
You didn't want to break the kid's keart but at the same time you didn't want to deal with an overdramatic dazai
Eventually, the two come to an agreement
The agreement being whoever gets you to agree to marry them first, keeps you
Its silly and you laughed a little at this but dazai is already thinking about what ring to get you in the next week
Chuuya
They're just a kid he told himself
They don't even know about what love actually is
They probably just copied their parents or the disney movies they watched
But then said kid waved the ring in front of your face for the millionth time, still on one knee and was doing a whole speech about how much better than him they are
He couldn't take it
Argues with the kid #2
He really tried to reason with the kids patiently
Explained the kid's crush and how that doesn't equate to marriage and how marriage is a huge commitment and responsibility and everything
However, we all know he has anger issues so after an hour he's arguing with the kid
No agreement, the kid's parents came to pick them up and asked how their last lesson went (You're their tutor) and left
Please comfort Chuuya he's all sulky and grumpy now :(
Poe
The only mature one tbh
Socially awkward
He kind of just stands there
Watching you two with a little frown
He wants to intervene and calmly explain to the child why that's not possible but he gets tongue tied
He tries to write a little scenario to explain love and everythig hfdsakhfjdiksaj hes so sweet <3
Got completely ignored
Got a little upset because of that but stays calm and collected
Instead he lets you handle it while he makes all three of you something to eat
Karl is there to comfort him dw <3
Give him lots of kisses and cuddles after, he deserves it after all he did try
Sigma
Bro is basically a kid in a man's body anyways
Omg does anyone ever think of him of like a man-child ok off topic sorry
I think he'd be a mix of sulky and understanding
At first he'd be a little sad, yeah like just sad, not upset or frustrated like the first two
Just sad
But then he realises its fine because its a kid and he knows you love him <3
It was probably a random kid you babysat spotting you in public
They ran up to you in the mall with a ring in hand and proposed
The parents scolded the kid and apologised to the both of you so there wasn't much to do
Sigma is still understanding the concept of love so he's very understanding after his mini-sadness-phase
Probably smiled at the kid and walked away completely unphased after tbh
Very chill
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How would the BSD men react to you wanting to paint their nails (alignment chart 🙏)
Love it/hate it
Let you/wouldn't let you maybe?
sorry for the wait, but thank you for this request! i needed something silly and fluffy to do <3
When you ask him if you can paint his nails, he gives you a weird look and asks "why?" You respond "just because" or "it'd be cute" and he thinks about it for a moment--maybe needs some convincing--but allows you to.
Jouno (doesn't understand the point--he can't even see it--but you tell him you want to practice and you'll make it super neat and in a lovely shade of red to match his uniform, so he agrees), Akutagawa (needs only your pouting puppy dog face to agree; he acts like he sits begrudgingly, but you see him admirning his black nails for the next few days, and when they chip he tells you he needs a touch-up), Oda (says you can practice on yourself, can't you? but when you say you just wanna see him in nail polish, he says alright, alright, but it has to be something fairly neutral), Sigma (doesn't really have a concept of nails being a decorative thing, so he doesn't even consider paitning them until you ask; he lets you and actually quite likes the soft tone of purple that matches his hair), Ango (sighs and says no, but you press him for a reason why and he can't necessarily come up with one, so when you promise to remove it if he doesn't like it, he allows you, but honestly he doesn't hate it), Fukuzawa (has to think about it for a few moments, but when you ask if he's ever painted his nails he says "no, so I suppose it wouldn't hurt to try").
When you ask, he either perks up and says yes right away, or after you convince him he becomes really interested.
Nikolai (says YES, and digs through your polish to pick what color he wants), Junichiro (says okay!! :D and asks for a simple black because he's always liked the idea of painting his nails), Poe (realizes he'll get to hold your hand and says yes, and then he actually really likes having his nails black), Atsushi (asks if you really want to do that for him, and is very happy when you enthusiastically says yes!; he also picks out which color he wants and is happy to hold your hands), Tetcho (allows you but only if it's black, and then he quite likes it and how it makes his hands look (and he wants you to match your nails to his)), Dazai (excitedly says yes and picks out an obnoxious pink and shows everyone his lovely nails that his girlfriend did for him), Chuuya (thinks it over, glances through your collection, then allows you to paint his nails black or deep red because it would look cool), Tachihara (similar to Chuuya, thinks about it and looks through your colors then lets you do something dark and moody), Bram (is fascinated by the body-safe paint and lets you paint his nails because it's a fun addition to his outfit; he goes for a deep red or a dark dark purple).
You ask him, and though he seems interested, he ultimately won't let you.
Mori (can't let his subordinates see him like that, and also if he were to need to perform surgery on someone if there were some insane incident it wouldn't be medically sterile for his nails to be painted, or something like that he says), Mushitaro (is willing to let you until he inspects your own nails and sees how messy they are, then he changes his mind because he doesn't want them messy -.-).
You ask him, and he grimaces and says no, for a variety of reasons.
Kunikida (could be convinced if you really, really, really wanted to, but he doesn't want to deal with the paint chipping and the upkeep it would require if he let it happen and ended up liking it), Ranpo (eats with his fingers so often that he absolutely refuses to let you paint his nails because he's heard you complain about the taste/smell of nail polish), Fyodor (lowkey has "traditional values" on some random things and thinks nail polish isn't for him, but also he bites his nails and if he tastes that polish he'll be disgusted), Fukuchi (straight up says no, that's for girls, he's a man and not interested, and also he has shitty beat up nails anyway).
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Imagine this with PM! Dazai.
Both of you guys are in the Port Mafia. You joined because Mori took an interest in your ability, and after you agreed to join you were paired up with Chuuya and Dazai since you're all around the same age.
You all get along, tending to just laugh at Dazai and Chuuya's arguments. And you having a major crush on Dazai, but there's something about him that's...off.
You're not sure what it is though. He tends to act silly and immature when around you and Chuuya on occasion, and he knows when to get serious and scary. But, behind that facade, there's something off. Like, when he smiles or laughs his eyes stay empty. There's no happiness or joy.
One day after a mission, you, Chuuya Dazai went to the bar to just relax and chill. When Chuuya got so drunk he passed out, you and Dazai started to get into a deep conversation.
You brought up the fact that there was something off about him, but you just couldn't tell what for sure. You talked about how the eyes are the gateway to the souls, but his eyes seem to lack any. After you said that you looked at him, and he only stood at you blankly, like he was processing what you said.
He'd just take another sip from his glass and shrug with a slight grin, but even that grin held uncertainty. He'd tell you that that's what the three of you all have in common, 3 broken people that hold use to a larger power.
You can't tell if he's genuine or not. When you say nothing all he does is laugh and calls you slow, booping your nose with a grin.
Afterwards, he finishes his 6th glass of the night before picking up Chuuya, telling you he was going to take him home before walking out, leaving you there alone. When you look down at your glass, you see a small piece of paper under your glass. When you look at it, you read the following.
You're observant, I like you for that.
Keep it up, and you might figure me out, Belldona ♡
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Is it perhaps ok to ask for a single father reader? Like his child is still young, like 2-3, and reader is kinda like Tanjiro and Ubuyashiki from demon slayer? I would really like to see all the characters but I’d definitely like to see Tecchou, Jouno, Atsushi and Chuuya the most, I hope this isn’t too much or bad
Single Father! Reader
Self-Aware! BSD Cast x Male! Single Father! Reader
Description: It was supposed to be another normal day. Until your phone start glowing.
Warning: OOC, English is my second language
It was 9 pm, when you finally get home.
Before entering your apartment, you take a few breaths and put a smile on your face. With a knock, you turn your keys and opened the door.
Immediately you heard a sound of small footsteps. A three-year-old toddler waggle towards you.
Mrs. Greenhill, sweet old lady, your neighbor, followed after them. You were Incredibly lucky, that she agreed to look after [K/N], while you were at work. You nodded at her.
"Good evening, Mrs. Greenhill"
Your crouched down and hug your kid.
"Hello, [K/N]."
[K/N] giggle. They hugged you.
"Daddy home!"
Mrs. Greenhill's voice was soft.
"[K/N] were a good kid today. They were well-behaved in a daycare, ate their veggies and draw you a picture, [Y/N]."
Your kid giggle again. They wiggle out of your hold and, after taking your hand, start walking towards living room.
"Gift for daddy! Look!"
You followed [K/N], but turn your head towards Mrs. Greenhill.
"Thank you so much, Mrs. Greenhill. Have I ever thanked you for..."
Old lady raised her head.
"Every day, few times a day. Don't be nervous, [Y/N], you aren't looking ungrateful. I am happy to help."
You smiled again.
It was hard to be a single parent. Your parents were against you keeping [K/N] and insisted on giving them up to adoption. When you refused, they cut all contacts with you. The rest of the family were either on their side, or ignored both you and them.
So, you and your kid were living in a small apartment, that you rented, and you were working from dusk till dawn to earn money on a dead end job (with minimal wage), so your kid can have a happy life. You, once again, mentally thanked Mrs. Greenhill for agreeing to babysit [K/N]. She was a true savior.
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🐾 As usual, you insisted on Mrs. Greenhill staying for dinner. As usual, after she left, you played with [K/N]. As usual, you two watch some cartoons, you read [K/N] a bedtime story and put them to bed. As usual, you prepared for tomorrow's day. As usual, you spent thirty minutes before bed to read some manga and play some games on your app. As usual, your phone glow white. As usual, BSD Characters appeared in your flat...
🐾 BSD Cast were expecting disbelief or shouting. Not heavy tired gaze, and "Congrats, [Y/N], you went crazy, what a pity...". And they didn't expect you to turned out the light and went straight to bed.
🐾 Next morning, you wake up because of delicious smell. Your yesterday's hallucinations were still here and they were cooking breakfast. What nice hallucinations. Or you are being robbed by a nice burglars.
And then you heard it. [K/N]'s voice. They were giggling. And giggles came from the kitchen.
You saw white. Without second thought, you ran into the kitchen. You grabbed first person who got into your way and growl.
"Let go of my kid!"
🐾BSD cast looked towards you nervously. Kunikida's glasses almost fall down from his nose, while he was trying to get away from your grip. Oda, despite looking at you, somehow managed to feed [K/N] a few more spoons of porridge. Your kid was giggling.
🐾 It took thirty minutes to calm you down. After that, BSD Cast finally explained, what was happening. And what they were planning to do next.
About how grateful they were. About wanting to live together, promising to make sure, that you and [K/N] will always have helpers and enough money.
And, if you don't want to stay with them, they promised monthly payments, so you could support you and your kid for the rest of [K/N]'s life.
Halfway through story, you noticed, that you were incredibly late for work. Well, you guess, you should start searching for a new job.
And then you heard Fitzgerald plans on paying you for your kindness.
...
The situation was too bizarre. You need fresh air. And a walk with [K/N] through the park.
You hopped, that you will think about, what to do next.
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🐾 The next few days were busy. You packed up all your things, officially quitted your job, says goodbye to Mrs. Greenhill and moved to a new house with your new friends (a.k.a. new uncles, aunts, grandparents and siblings for [K/N].
And BSD Cast start learning about new side of you. About Dad [Y/N]. And about being a big family.
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🐯 Atsushi act as older brother figure for [K/N]. He took it upon himself to pick them up from a daycare.
After realizing, how much you were doing for your kid and how hard it was, start respecting you even more.
📒 Kunikida is helping to teach [K/N] new things. Try to teach them about planning, but [K/N] asked "Uncle Kida" to play instead. [K/N] used puppy dog eyes. It was super effective.
🩺 Yosano is making sure, that [K/N] is healthy. And she is monitoring your health, to make sure, that all this month of overworking didn't cause any damage.
🌨️ Junchirou makes dessert for Naomi and [K/N]. He uses his ability to make [K/N]'s games more interesting.
👩🏻 Naomi took the role of big sister very serious. Makes sure, that kid are doing great.
🍵 Kirako took [K/N] to play with cats.
🛏️ Katai is finding computer games and kid cartoons for [K/N]. Monitor kids nap time.
🐄 Kenji is teaching [K/N] about farm animals and gardening. Immediately got a cow, so everyone could have fresh milk every day.
🐰 Kyouka is another big sister. She is a little bit more awkward, than Naomi, but she is doing her best.
🕵🏻 Ranpo is mischievous older brother. He is seeking candies for [K/N].
👘🗡️ You and him are members of Tired Dads(tm) club. Helps you to look after [K/N].
🪢🦀 Dazai is a fun uncle. He tries not to joke about ending his life near kid.
💉 Mori is another member of Tired Dads(tm) club. Buy your kid everything he can buy.
🍷 Chuuya is another fun uncle. He competes for kid's love with Dazai.
Respects you for being a young caring father. Ready to help you at any time of the day.
🌂 Kouyou became a mother figure for a kid. Helps you with tips on how to take care of a child.
🇫🇷 Verlaine is more distant uncle. He plays with kid and acts as a bodyguard for you and [K/N].
🎧 Rimbaud is another bodyguard. Will do anything for a kid, even play in snow during winters.
🏍️ Albatross bought at least dozens toy cars for a kid. Can't wait for a kid to grow up, so he can take kid on a motorcycle ride.
🧑⚕️ Doc is another doctor for a kid. Will make cast, so kid could draw on it.
🧊 Iceman is a quiet uncle. Will took kid for an ice cream, while uncles Chuuya and Dazai are arguing.
🗣️ Lippman will prepare kid for kids shows in a daycare/kindergarten. Will took thousands of pictures with mini-actor [K/N].
🎹 Piano Man is another guardian. Plays with kid almost every day.
🧥 Akutagawa tries to act as soft as he can near kid. Will be the one, who protect kid from bullies.
🔫 Higuichi is picking up cute outfits for kid. Wants to go to Disneyland with them.
🚬 Hirotsu is kid's grandpa. Takes kid for walks.
🔪 Gin is another big sister. Learn little dances with a kid.
🩹🧲 Tachihara is another big brother. And took his seriously. No one would dare to make kid cry in his presence.
🍰⭐⭕🚸 👧🏻 Aya, Oda's kids, Kyuusaku, Elise and [K/N] created a kids club. They play and have fun together.
💎 Karma is trying to look after kids. Often got sucked in their games.
🍋 Kajii will teach kid about science. He is very careful and only shows harmless experiments.
🍛 Oda is another member of Tired Dads (tm) club. Main babysitter for all kids. Very good at taking care of the kids.
💰 Fitzgerald is paying for everything. He also can't help, but cancel his plans, so he can play with [K/N].
🦝 Poe writes simple stories, so kid can practice their reading skills. Proud uncle, will treat everything kid wrote as a masterpiece.
🐋 Melville is another grandpa. Tells kid stories about sea and travels. Will play pirates with kids.
🐙 Lovecraft let kids climb over his monster form. He literally became a playground.
🍇♊ Twain and Steinbeck are taking kid on small"adventures". On a small works in forest, where they hide treasure chests with toys and candies.
☕ Lucy is another big sister. Try to compete with Kyouka for kid's love. Annie's room became a playground for a kid.
🪶 Alcott is quiet aunt. She is planning trips with kid, so they would be happy at the end.
👒 ✝️ Hawthorne and Mitchell control others, so they won't over-spoil the kid. Make sure, that kid are well-behaved and good.
😷 Pushkin read stories for a kid. Surprisingly nice and soft towards kid.
🫖 Goncharov prepares lunches for a kid.
🐀 Fyodor is playing cello for the kid. It feels strange, to hear cello cover of "Baby Shark" song.
🦇 Bram is another member of Tired Dads (tm) Club. Look after kid. Sometimes, will fly, while holding kid in his arms.
🤡 Nikolai is teaching kid magic tricks. Will always try to make him smile. Kid's partner in crime.
🃏 Sigma teaches kid new games. Shares cookies with them.
⚔️ Fukuchi is the last member of Tired Dads (tm) Club. Will be the one, who will deal with adults, who tries to make kid cry.
👧👩👵 Teruko is a spy in disguise. Will use her, ability to pretend to be a preschooler, so she can protect kid from bullies.
🌸 Tetchou will always gives kid piggyback rides. Will also play sports with kid.
Want you to teach him how to be as mentally strong as you are. You became his hero.
💧 Jouno is making sure, that Tetchou didn't overdo himself. Will play with kid hide and seek.
He thinks, that you are a very strong person. He will always remind you about your strength, when you became sad.
⛩️ Chief Taneda is another grandpa. Teach kid about different cultures.
💻 Ango play simple computer games with kid. Protective over them.
🥷 Tsujimura is playing spies with kid. Want to show kid her favorite spy movies in a future.
🕶️ Ayatsuji is making paper dolls with kid. He has a whole shelf of dolls made by kid in his doll collection.
👻 Mushitarou plays with kid. Plans to told them scary stories when they became old enough.
⌚ Gide keeps his distance. But he will be the scariest one (after you), if someone hurt the kid.
🐉🍎🍏 Shibusawa collects cool rocks and shells with kid.
🐈⬛ Natsume will play with kid in his cat form.
🤖 Adam became literal "robot-nanny". With Chuuya's help, he is becoming better and better.
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Would they wear a dress for a mission? (BSD) pt.1
Author’s Note: Feeling burnt out with fic writing so I made some fun headcanon posts to get myself back in the swing of things! Enjoy!
Dazai - yes
► no hesitation
► very into it
► he’s the prettiest princess there
Chuuya - yes
► agrees somewhat reluctantly
► complains the whole time
Atsushi - yes
► if someone he cares about needs him to, then he’ll do it!
► a bit shy about it though
Akutagawa - no
► die.
Fyodor - no
► laughs in your face
► hell no.
Sigma - yes
► reluctant, but if he needs to he will
► he’s a team player like that
Nikolai - yes
► only if he gets to pick it out
► yes that’s as ominous as it sounds
Kunikida - yes
► asks a million questions about why it’s needed and the logistics
► but will agree after thorough interrogation
► seems uncomfortable in it
Ranpo - yes
► only if you do something for him in exchange
► asks to change out of it after 5 mins because it’s itchy/hot/uncomfortable/etc
part 1 | part 2 | part 3 | part 4
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I need a BSD x Reader where it’s just the reader casually rizzing up everyone like no one is safe from the reader’s infinite rizz, not the ADA, not the PM, not the DOA, not the guild, and definitely not the Hunting Dogs, not even civilians; it’s literally everyone that is getting rizzed up, while the reader is aware and laughs and points at every clown they rizzed up.
THE ULTIMATE RIZZLORD.
various!BSD x reader
A/N: anon, I would like to point out how much I love you and this request right now. also, I put the reader in the port mafia for fun because why not.
Absolutely speechless.
This is how everyone felt – well, whether whoever it may be, there was just one thing all could collectively agree on. They may all be feared and powerful factions that anyone could basically kneel down to, however ...
Who THE FUCK is this audacious person?
MORI was the first to witness your ass flirt with every single person you saw. But no, did you even care? Not at all. He stares, bewildered and mildly in concern as you came up to every single person you saw – completely distracted from the mission at hand as you asked women to step on you, choke you ...
He wants you throw you back from where you came from.
Oh wait, nevermind. You were now flirting with HIM. MORI is in even more shock at your confidence. Damn, pretty bold of you. But he actually thought you kinda hot fr. Elise still #1 bae tho
And somehow, you were taken up to being an executive. Everyone is morbid and utterly terrified.
How the fuck is someone like you an EXECUTIVE?? HELLO??
CHUUYA turns as red as his hair could ever be. Look man, he just wanted to complain about Dazai and you here just ..
"That fucking idiot Dazai! I'll rip him apart!"
"Yes daddy- I mean, can you do that to me too?"
"... What?"
"Ooh~ those fingers are so slender and pretty .."
"Wh-"
"Mind if I ... caress them a little, babygorl?"
"(Y/N) WHAT-"
Aww, look at that, Chuuya is deader than Odasaku <3
But God forbid you be taken on important missions against another factiom because fuck man. All you're there for is 1% fighting, 99% rizzing.
Y'know when everything was in chaos in Yokohama bcz of the Guild trying to take over? Everyone's fighting their ass off, God knows where DAZAI is but no one cares, and you?? Uh yeah already guessed it.
Tryna rizz up the agency.
Like yes, they're in trouble, everyone is, we know but fuck war we want fictional men. And women.
"Are you lingo? Because we can make a good duo 😏" - you
"... Did you just make a duolingo pickup line" - kunikida
Man times when the port mafia and the agency are in a truce, you're there back and forth flirting nonstop. Everyone is red, turned on from your oh so amazing rizzler skills
DAZAI enjoys your company obviously. Both of you create so much chaos, but even sometimes you're so much worse than him. You're the only one who can actually surprise him. Like wtf bitch stop flirting with the damn secret police?? Uh??
You make suicidal jokes, whispering them so sexily in his ear he wanna take you to the bed right there mamasita lip bite
Oh, the Decay of Angels wanna achieve world domination? They can dominate sumn else if you know what I mean
No words can express how terrified u keep making everyone THAT'S FYODOR HE'LL KILL YOU WITH A TOUCH BITCH- oh wait nvm he's melting from all of your rizz and affection.
You are literally so sweet but so confusing. SIGMA sees you around the Sky Casino just chilling and flirting with everyone you see. He don't mind cause you hot anyway
The Guild kinda ... actually, no. They're not safe. FITZGERALD? More like Rizzgerald cause this bitch 'bout to get rizzed so hard he turns poor
Yeah .. I don't take it to heart.
You'll just be up in their ass even after the Yokohama incident. Literally all of them both love and hate you. "Should we throw her off a cliff or kiss her" "Idk the second option is kinda tempting tho" "Boss, what do we d-" "Both."
DAMN LOVECRAFT AND BRAM TOO?? BITCH STOP 😭
No one can escape from your rizz. Okay one time you got kidnapped by the fuckin Hunting Dogs but you just?? Started to rizz up and call JOUNO ur bbygorl?? He is seconds from slicing your head off but he gave up at this point.
Where you got that rose from 🤨
Why the fuck is romantic music playing 😐
You asked FUKUCHI himself to choke you and slam you against the wall. Not even an ounce of regret of fear.
Everyone officially is scared of you.
ANGO isn't free from this either, bitch. You'll strut into the room all happy to talk for a mission and all but ... uhh. "So you're from the Special Division? I can't blame you then ... I feel as if I have something special going on for you."
ANGO, internally: iamnotasimp- iamnotasimp- iamnotasimp-
Sadly, he is now a simp.
The fact his face turns so red is not unnoticed by you. You laugh, clowning everyone you literally rizzed up no joke. They're so in love with ur pretty/handsome/hot ass 😔
No one is free. If you find a pretty bird, ask it's hand for marriage. There is no other way but that.
Mk but the way you literally hit on AKUTAGAWA do be funny. Bitch is so oblivious, he just thinks you're another certain blonde hair slaying bitch 😳
By the time he actually knows you're rizzing him up by being more direct about your advances, he is questioning life.
But bcz you're SOO close to DAZAI maybeee we can ...
Work sumn out, you know? heh
One day the mafia just be chilling and BOOM heree comes the wh00000re~ hello wh000re~ welcome~ 😍
(i am so sorry if this offends someone it's a meme-)
Cue everyone sighing as you come in and start your daily routine which is rizzing. You'll be caressing KOUYOU's cheek, talking to CHUUYA with that sexy ass deep voice, whispering in MORI's ear, and everytime you breathe the vine boom sound effect comes off.
Can't say they don't like it though. We all know we have some horny deviants lovestruck little cuties <3 but let's just say it's hard being here with those hoes 😔✌️
Yet most especially,
You.
*bites lip* (i am sorry.)
#bungou stray dogs#bsd x reader#crack#shitpost#bsd shitpost#hunting dogs bsd#port mafia#armed detective agency#rizz lord#idk what im doing#bruh wtf#anyways#hope you like <3#decay of angels#everyone x reader
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᯽ fireworks • chuuya nakahara
synopsis • it’s the first time seeing chuuya after meursault. he left without a word and came back without a word. alternatively, the first time you tell chuuya you love him.
warnings • lower case is intentional, depictions of overstimulation/anxiety/panic attack, cursing, reader has an ability (description below), and fem!reader
wc • 2.8k
a/n • chuuya fluff my beloved <3
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ability • ravalry: allows its user to read the thoughts of someone through their emotions. the user can also push thoughts onto a target as well as emotions. this can cause the target to experience hallucinations both visual and auditory. it can also cause the target to feel certain emotions against their own will. the user, if not careful, can become overwhelmed by others’ thoughts and emotions themself.
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you watch as the night sky ignites into every color under the rainbow. the firework show from tonight’s festivities had been going on for almost 15 minutes now. almost all of the ada members had decided to participate. hell, even dazai caved and dressed in his best traditional clothes at the request - begging really - of atsushi. but even dazai’s participation couldn’t convince you to stay.
crowds had never agreed with you. they were noisy and it always felt suffocating. but there wasn’t a lack of effort, thanks to atsushi and dazai’s puppy dog eyes. it was comical considering those two boys are the most cat coded people you have ever met in your life. atsushi being a literal tiger at times. but unfortunately you only lasted a total of 67 minutes before your ability made everything extremely overwhelming.
even under fukuzawa’s “all men are created equal” you had a bad habit of subconsciously activating your ability and becoming far too overwhelmed by everyone else's thoughts to turn it off. dazai was able to stay back with you and use his own ability to calm you down. you were obviously grateful but you didn’t want to keep pulling him to you every time it happened.
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“do i get a reward for helping out my fellow ada member?” dazai’s voice was as light as ever, obviously he had been trying to make light of your situation.
this was the first time in a long time he had come out with everyone, the first time he came out since meursault, which was also a reminder that you still hadn’t heard from a certain gravity manipulator since arriving back in yokohama. you didn’t want to ruin the fun for everyone just because of your heightened emotions and constant loss of control. it wasn’t fair to anyone, most of all dazai.
you smiled meekly at the brunette. you could see it in the way his eyes dulled, that he’d already known what you were about to say, you said it anyway. “how about i reward you with the rest of the night off? i’m not cut out for these crowds. think i’m just gonna head to the empty pier and watch the fireworks from there.”
you started to back away but dazai persistently followed. “c’mon, you can’t possibly be upset over that shr-“
“dazai.” you’d promptly cut him off, not wanting to admit to yourself, let alone dazai that you were upset. especially considering the reason.
dazai throws his hands up in surrender with a wicked smile that didn’t quite reach his eyes — although, dazai’s smiles almost never did. you’re unamused and frankly tired, so your own mask had cracks in it. dazai, ever the observant, immediately drops the cheery facade and mumbles something under his breath.
something along the lines of, “that damn slug, ruining everything by running late…” you choose to ignore the cryptic way dazai says that and instead waved.
“tell everyone i said to have a good night.”
and with that you left. not even giving dazai a chance to respond as you had already turned to leave mid sentence.
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that’s how you find yourself here, sitting at the edge of the pier, knees tucked snugly into your chest as you lay your cheek on them to look up at the sky. your mind was a storm of noise but luckily the fireworks were louder. that didn’t stop you from feeling a very prominent presence approaching.
you tense, instantly recognizing his presence. it takes every ounce of self control you have to keep your head in place and not look his way. your arms tighten around your legs and it’s the only indication you give him that you’re aware he’s there. you can feel his stare, his eyes bore into the back of your head, it felt as if he continued to stare he would start to make a dent in your skull.
still, you continue to look forward and ignore his presence. the noise from the fireworks may be deafening but you’re so honed in on the redhead behind you his defeated sigh is hard to miss. he tentatively shuffles his way next to you and remains standing. you vaguely notice from your peripheral, that he isn’t in his usual dark clothing. instead you note flashes of red, gold and white. your eyebrows furrow. was he wearing a haori? which means he must be wearing a montsuki haori hakama? he never wore traditional clothing. you were itching to look over at how gorgeous he must look but resist the urge yet again.
you continue to refuse to acknowledge his presence.
another sigh.
more silence on your end.
this time he clicks his tongue, but it’s more in defeat rather than annoyance. “that damn mackerel texted me. told me he couldn’t do the one simple task i asked of him. last time i ask him for anything…” the last part of his sentence broke on into a grumble, obviously thinking out loud more than talking to you.
there’s still no verbal response from you, although your face does twist into a scowl. so that’s what dazai meant earlier. chuuya was supposed to meet you all at the festival. to what? surprise you? you didn’t want to wait for a surprise. he knew how much you loathed surprises. you just wanted him back. you wanted to confirm for yourself that he was safe.
the port mafia executive is observing you. he watches as shadows of colors provided by the fireworks dance across your face, causing you to look 10x more strikingly beautiful than you already do. you’re quite literally the most stunning thing chuuya has ever laid his eyes on. he wants to tell you so. he wants to gush over how much he missed you. he wants to hold you. but he needs you to acknowledge him first and he knows you have an opinion about meursault that you deserve to voice. the problem lies in getting you to open yourself up. next to being the most stunning, you’re also the most stubborn person he has ever met. he has his work cut out for him.
“i was gonna surprise you at the festival…” of course he was, you almost scoff at the predictability of it all.
another sigh escapes chuuya’s lips when once again he doesn’t get a response. he knows he shouldn’t poke at you. but at this point he doesn’t know how else he could elicit a reaction. he ponders on it for a moment, nervously gnawing at his bottom lip. this could get you to open up but it could also make you more upset. he makes his decision and takes in a deep breath.
“i wanted to surprise you. i thought about you a lot while i was gone. the thought of coming back to you was about the only thing that kept me sane while having to deal with that damn dazai.” his last words come out bitter, as if he truly had been suffering.
you try to keep face. gritting your teeth and sinking your nails into the palm of your hands. but the cracks in your mask were already too far gone, it snaps completely off. your head swiftly lifts and turns to finally look at him.
and god how unfair. it’s so incredibly unfair how handsome he sincerely looks. his face isn’t covered by his hat and hair is tied by an ornamental string. the reds and greens and golds of his outfit really bring out the duel colors of his eyes. even frowning like he is, he is still a shining star in a sky full of clouds.
you have to remind yourself to keep your resolve as you scowl at the redhead. unbeknownst to you, chuuya is having a very similar crisis. you look like the most priceless treasure on this god forsaken planet. the gold hair ornament you wear frames your face perfectly. the colors of your traditional wear compliments your skin tone perfectly. even your makeup, which subtly matches your outfit, is perfect. you are perfect.
your sour expression is what brings him back to reality.
you let out an appalled scoff. “you thought of me? i find that hard to believe considering you made the decision to go along with dazai’s plan without warning. do you know how messed up i was? thinking you could be dead upon hearing you had been turned into a vampire. i thought i was never going to see you again because you didn’t tell me- i didn’t know. and then when you do return i don’t hear a single thing from you? not even a text saying ‘hey, shit is crazy at the port mafia but i will see you as soon as i can. just wanted to let you know i was safe.’ i would have been happy with that, chuuya.”
he flinches at how harsh his name sounds coming from your mouth. like you had to physically force it out. you never called him by his name. it was always a pet name of some sort. it was truly heart wrenching that he had pushed you to this point. it was never his intention. with everything going on he didn’t realize that maybe he should have communicated dazai’s plan with you, but he can’t change that now. what he needs to focus on is fixing his mistake. so, he listens to you and let’s you get it all out.
“...instead you continued to leave me in the dark. i had to continue on like i wasn’t a wreck, not knowing where you were. do you know how many times i imagined you were just dead somewhere in a foreign prison? too many times to count on my hands. dazai-” you choke, not having realized that you had started to cry. you swallow thickly and continue. “dazai had to constantly be on watch because i would lose control of my ability over the smallest of things. despite being exhausted, i refused to bring myself to imagine a world without you in it. no matter how much i was spiraling, it jus wasn’t something i could bear the thought of because-”
you’re cut off again, this time by a sob that you can feel throughout your entire body. you choke again, feeling like you can’t breathe. your eyes unfocus, your hearing goes fuzzy and your limbs begin to feel numb and tingly. in your panicked haze you briefly note that you’re reaching out and latch onto some sort of soft material. the colors igniting the night sky become overwhelming so you squeeze your eyes shut. you wish you could drown out the booming noises created by the fireworks. it’s all too much, it’s been too much. your ears are ringing and your hands are trembling. the emotions swirling inside of you begging to be let out but you hold them in, not wanting chuuya to be affected. you’re nauseous, you feel as though you could throw up at any moment.
chuuya knew you got like this, he’s heard dazai recount the times this ability has caused you to overwhelm yourself and initiate a panic attack. your grip on his haori was unexpected until he saw the sheer trepidation swimming in your glistening eyes. his body reacts before his mind can and he’s scooping you into his arms. chuuya softly cradles your head, gently resting your forehead against the side of his chest where his heart lays. he’d seen somewhere that the sound of a heartbeat could calm this sort of episode. he also coos and and speaks soft words of reassurance.
it’s absurd how calming just his presence is to you, even when you’re this irate with him. you need to regulate your breathing. fast. the ringing in your ears has subsided and the thrumming of chuuya’s heart pulls you in. hyper focusing on his heartbeat helps calm you further and your breathing slows back to normal. your face is still buried in his chest and your hands are fisting his kimono. your grip loosens, signaling that you’re better. but you burrow your face further into the gravity manipulator's chest. he lets out a deep chuckle that sends vibrations through your entire head. it helps clear the fog that has built up in your head.
you utter those three words you’d been holding in since before he left. it’s like you had finally broken the dam within your heart and this was the result. now that the water has settled you have one last thing to do. but because you were so close to his chest the words came out muffled and unintelligible.
“my pretty doll, i can’t understand you when your face is covered like that. c’mere…” chuuya lets out another chuckle as you whine and pout dramatically when he peels you off of him. your face is puffy and eyes rimmed red. somehow your makeup managed to stay completely intact, you’ll have to remember to ask naomi what she used.
you huff and try to look away but he gently, yet firmly, takes hold of your face to gingerly wipe away at your tears. once he’s pleased with his work his eyes meet yours and he smiles softly. “now, what was it you were trying to say? i think i should be able to here you clearly this time.”
and something about the way he says that makes you think he actually heard it the first time and just simply wanted to hear you say it again. you turn your nose up at him and eye him suspiciously. “no. i don’t think i will…”
chuuya sighs incredulously and lets go of your face. he slumps down and rests his forehead on your shoulder. instinctively you raise your hand and sift your fingers through his wavy tresses. his hair is always surprisingly soft. you can help but to smile amusedly at his obvious defeat. you look back up to the fireworks that were still going. they must be nearing the finale because the amount of colors dancing in the sky have multiplied.
“stubborn as hell like always. i shouldn’t be surprised.” chuuya lifts his head back up and cups your cheek to turn you back to look at him. “you technically said it first, but i’ll let you hear it first. i love you.”
your lips part to respond but you find yourself mesmerized by the chuuya’s eyes. the reflection of colors swirling in his irises make it look like an actual fire has been ignited underneath them. your bottom lip begins to tremble as you feel yourself become overwhelmed by the feelings his words elicit. this time it was in the best way possible but it still made you embarrassed. you take in a shuddered breath and pout more. “god damn you, chuuya nakahara.”
with that utterance, you lean in and your lips meet his. you pour everything you have into that one kiss, hoping it explains your feelings better than any words you could ever string together would. luckily for you, chuuya has always been a firm believer of actions speak louder than words. he understands what you’re trying to convey and he reciprocates by grasping the back of your head and tilting his to deepen the kiss.
it felt as if you were falling into an abyss that consisted of only chuuya. your brain was simultaneously working in overdrive and malfunctioning all at once. the only thing in your head was chuuya.
it was only chuuya:
chuuya’s velvety hair
chuuya’s blazing warmth
chuuya’s soft lips
chuuya’s heavenly scent
chuuya’s gentle touches
chuuya.
then he chuckles against your lips and, god, you could just melt.
much to your dismay, chuuya goes and ruins it by leaning back and disconnecting your lips. you make a noise of protest but he keeps you firmly where you are. your eyes are lidded and breathing is heavy. he could sense how overwhelmed you were once again becoming. he gives you a few moments to fully cone back to him before speaking again.
you open your mouth to say it again but he interrupts. “you don’t have to, i understood you the first time.”
your mouth slowly shuts and you lean your head back on his chest, ear pressed against his beating heart. you both look up, hoping to enjoy the rest of the fireworks together.
“i’m still upset and this conversation isn’t over, but…” you trail off as the finale begins. after another moment you continue as you watched the colors multiply once again. “let’s just enjoy this. i missed you.”
his grip around you tightens. you look over to him and he’s smiling brightly at you. “i missed you, so damn much. we can go back to my place after this and talk over a bottle. how’s that sound?”
you look back to the sky with a smile playing on your lips. “sounds like heaven.”
#chuuya x reader#bsd x reader#bungo stray dogs x reader#chuuya x you#bsd x you#chuuya x fem!reader#fem!reader#᯽. éli originals
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Hi deaaar
I loved so much the insta posts as Chuuya's girlfriend. Would you make a part two?
If not, feel free to ignore this.
Have a nice day! ❤️
Insta as Chuuya's GF p.2
a/n : hello love! here i am again with the part2, thank you so much for your request, hope you like it! Have a nice day too <3
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Yn_theoneandonly : when your bf is always late
Chu_uya : NO I'M SORRY HONEY AKUTAGWA WAS TAKING TOO LONG
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : tf you were doing with him ?
↳ Chu_uya : we had a mission together and i lost him
↳ Gintonic : you lost him ????
↳ Chu_uya : yes but no I found him but for a moment I lost him
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : just hurry
Daze_i : i'm so going to join you
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : NO FUCK OFF
↳ Daze_i : you're mean with me
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : for ONCE I want a date with JUST Chuuya
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Yn_theoneandonly : he is wanted
Chu_uya : I only want you
↳ Daze_i : chuchu you make my heart feel warm
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : omg stop it or just kiss already
↳ Chu_uya : LOVE WHAT ?????
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : joking
↳ Daze_i : i have your blessing ???
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : try Dazai, try to kiss my man and you'll see why i'm in the port mafia
↳ Gintonic : even I am scared
↳ KunikiDA : Dazai you come back RIGHT NOW
↳ Ranthebestpo : leave him or he'll never learn
Akutagawa : Can you bring me the gun you stole ?
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : I haven't stole anything ??
↳ Akutagawa : I literally saw you
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : how much do you want
↳ Akutagawa : 6000
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : ok
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Yn_theoneandonly : he just made me lunch, i'm in love
Chu_uya : i'm so classy
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : slow down
Gintonic : have Dazai tried to make his move ?
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : he tried to break in but got scared of our dog
↳ Gintonic : the loser
Yosanurgirl : he's so husband material
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : I AGREE
↳ Chu_uya : want to become my wife ?
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : make a better propose
↳ Chu_uya : Will my dear lady agree to become my wife ?
↳ Yosanurgirl : OM THAT'S NOT HOW YOU DO IT
Gintonic : what did he do ?
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : curry but he got a special recipe that is SO good
↳ Gintonic : he put his babies in it ?
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : you are so fucking disgusting
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Yn_theoneandonly : such a magical night
Chu_uya : I agree love
↳ Akutagawa : did you do it ?
↳ Chu_uya : no
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : did what ?
↳ Akutagawa : you're a damn loser and stupid human being I can't even find enough words
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : who do you think you are ??? don't insult him
↳ Chu_uya : he got his reasons
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : I don't understand ??
Yosanurgirl : It's so lovely, hope you a great night
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : it was wonderful, i would love to go with you too
↳ Yosanurgirl : we have to go to Paris together
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : omg yes!!! let's organise that
Daze_i : it's a shame I wasn't there
↳ Atsushiii : I think it's best if you keep your distance
↳ Daze_i : don't talk to me
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : don't speak to my baby like that
↳ Chu_uya : your what
↳ Gintonic : if the loser wasn't with you then who took the photo ?
↳ Chu_uya : she asks one the person that was there
↳ Daze_i : why do you always assume i'm with them ??
↳ Gintonic : because you're the most obsessive person in the world
↳ Daze_i : i'm not
↳ Yn_theoneandonly : Chuuya is in Chibuya
↳ Daze_i : COMING
↳ Gintonic : see ?
↳ Chu_uya : he's living in his own little universe
Hey! I hope you like it ? Thank you so much again for your request!
See you <3
#fanfic#fanfiction#bungou stray dogs#bsd#bungo stray dogs#request#bsd dazai#bungou stray dogs dazai#x reader#female reader#fake social media#chuuya bsd#chuuya nakahara#bsd chuuya#bungou stray dogs chuuya#chuuya x reader
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hi hi! :3 idk if you take chuu requests but id really like if you could do like a relationship reveal where the ada find out that reader is dating chuuya?? :3 much love <3
ˏˋ°•*⁀➷summary: they weren't supposed to know! but now that they do how do you make it less awkward.
ˏˋ°•*⁀➷pairings: chuuya x fem!ada reader
ˏˋ°•*⁀➷warnings: none!
ˏˋ°•*⁀➷Felix's note: yes! ofcourse! i write about chuu! sorry i took too long! <3 have a great day/night! hope you like it! heart divider by: @cafekitsune <3
the taste of wine lingered on your tongue as the gravity manipulator was holding you on his lap. His tongue roaming your mouth, the kiss never seemed to stop. You were making out since a few minutes and you pulled away to breathe.
"missed ya" he said putting his head on your shoulder.
"I missed you too, but i have to go"
You were in his tinted car in the backseat with him .This wasn't the first time you two met like this. You two had kept this relationship a secret for a while now. You were out to buy some stuff for the agency when chuuyas car stopped by and he pulled you in. Thankfully no one thought you were getting kidnapped this road was always silent, no one really passed here at 8 in the morning.
You two talked for a bit before you opened the car door to leave, when all of a sudden you heard someone whisper. "gotcha"
You yelped in surprise to see your co-worker Dazai standing behind you. "DAZAI?!" you heard chuuya scream as he got out of the car ready to launch at him.
"i see the chuu chuu here has got himself a girl, took you long enough" he smirked.
Chuuya grabbed his collar and asked harshly "you've been stalking us haven't you sly bastard"
You didn't even bother hearing their little bickering because what really took over your thoughts was the sight of the whole agency standing before you disappointed. You suddenly asked "does...everyone know?"
the pair stopped arguing and Dazai said "Ranpo had already figured it out, after i had my suspicions he agreed, i haven't told anybody but ranpo probably has" he said in an oddly cheery tone. Chuuya pushed Dazai away and put his hands on your shoulder "it's-kay doll, don't worry, it'll be okay". You nodded and smiled.
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You and Dazai walked back to the agency. You were mostly the one talking asking questions and everything. As you came to the door of the agency you stopped in your tracks when you heard
"THEY'RE GOING TO REGRET THIS" as a fuming Kunnikida rushed out as if to tackle you. "DO YOU REALIZE THE SEVERITY OF YOUR ACTIONS?!" you let out an awkward chuckle and slid past him. Ranpo pointed at you "nothing can hide from the greatest detective!" as he shoved a lollipop in his mouth. You are so screwed. Kunnikida angrily wrote something as Dazai only fueled this anger making his pen snap.
Yosano on the other hand was not fazed. Like seriously at all. She came over to you and started asking questions about your relationship. "If he ever lets his anger get the best of him i wont hesitate to make him my next patient" she cracked her knuckles. "haHA! I can assure you um everything will be fine" you said awkwardly and held her hands down. Naomi and Tanizaki were doing..there own thing. Kenji was actually very happy and said "that mister was very nice! i would like to have lunch with him!" mind you they did. Atsushi on the other hand didn't know how to feel about it. He didn't have an opinion on it but also was a little intimidated by Chuuya, He congratulated you nonetheless.
Everything was going...well? no one really cared except for Kunnikida who keeps scolding you and literally has smoke coming out of his ears.
"i need to meet him" he says angrily.
"woah there old man, relax, slow down" you pat Kunnikidas back as he gently but passive aggressively smacked your hand away.
atleast it went well...you hope the agency does not have secret murder plans against Chuuya; as if they already didn't; but now Dazai seems more set on annoying Chuuya the next time they meet.
#bsd imagine#bsd#bsd scenarios#chuuya nakahara x reader#chuuya x reader#bsd chuuya#bungou stray dogs chuuya#chuuya nakahara#bsd imagines#bungo stray dogs
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