#but hOO BOYO

[dilatorywriting]

@ everyone who said I’d like Idia more because of his book—

LIES. ALL LIES. MY RAGE ONLY GROWS STRONGER

Maybe maybe MAYBE it might get better as we get towards the end, but right now I am glaring at this mfer through my phone like DEATH. MURDER. I WILL FEED YOU TO PIRANHAS. I GET WHY PEOPLE LIKE HIM. I DO. BUT MAN ALIVE THIS BOI IS JUST NOT FOR ME

[zu-is-here]

I'm with you in the dark ✧ Happy birthday, Ari!

Axel by ari-cuno

Aim by me <3

all thanks to shinechermont for organizing it! (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)☆

[robinpixels]

so i've been really enjoying stampede these past couple months :'D

[cosmic-ships]

Might not be here till the 7th. Ran outta data and the current state of the internet won't let me access anything other than dash and it takes me 1000 yrs to load it.

I may check in tomorrow but idk. We are upgrading net soon I think. Its half the reason why I can't finish mid.night spe.cial at the moment because the wifi is just...Not. Good™

I rb like one post and it took f o r e v e r lol

[kinkandkreep]

TokRev Boyos Dad-canons:

Doraken-kun:

~ Is, perhaps unsurprisingly, an excellent father

~ Does in fact not try to ride around on his Zephyr with your infant child strapped to his chest

~ Was initially very hesitant about the prospect of having children

~ After all, he feels that he wasn’t wanted and he’s not sure he has the capacity to give a child the proper care and attention they would need

~ When you find out you’re pregnant though, as cliche as it may sound, it’s like a switch goes off in Ken’s head

~ And heart

~ If you thought he was doting, if not a little tsundere before, hoo boy do you have a surprise in store 😃

~ Ken becomes the single most protective, loving, slightly overbearing mother (father?) hen you’ve ever encountered 

~ When you’re hungry, he gets up, with minimal complaints, and brings you whatever you’re craving

~ Tired? He will absolutely shut everything down so you can get some rest

~ Experiencing bodily aches and pains? Ken was already practically a massage master courtesy of the girls from the brothel, now he’s finally able to put those skills to good use

~ Ken definitely does not care that he’s now essentially joined at your hip

~ He’s a father damnit 😤

~ And by God is he going to embrace the part 

~ When you finally do give birth, Ken can only stare in amazement at the little miracle you’ve created

~ He’s got ten little fingers and ten tiny toes and Ken has never really been one for tears but they’re comin��� at this moment 😂

~ Ken is definitely a fretter (?)

~ He can barely sleep at night for the first few weeks following your child’s birth and he insists on being the one to care for your baby if/when he wakes up during that time

~ He did a little preliminary research and discovered that skin to skin contact is good for babies to bond with their parents, so expect a lot of him being shirtless and cradling your baby to his chest as he moves about the house

~ (The way the image of a shirtless Ken, clad in only black joggers with his hair loosened from its usual braid, gently rocking and cooing at our little baby as he maneuvers around the kitchen early one sunlit morning makes me want to SOB 😭)

~ Picks up the habit of humming children’s songs when he works on motorcycles in the shop following the birth of your child

~ Also has a somewhat strange habit of trying a small bit of your baby’s food before he eats, no matter how repulsive the combination may be

~ Like, no, mashed chicken and green peas does not sound appetizing in the slightest but Ken’ll be damned if your baby gets food poisoning or something

~ Takes his duties as a father very seriously

~ Is more than happy to let your baby play in his hair and learn how to braid when they’re a little older 

~ Really likes making bottles, for some reason 🙃

~ Is there for all of your child’s milestones, from their first word (which, sorry to say, is probably dada if we’re being honest) all the way up to college graduation

~ Is another one who’s lowkey loud when celebrating any of your child’s accomplishments

~ And he likes to celebrate, let’s make that clear 

~ Has pictures that your baby drew for him framed in different places around the shop

~ Will fight absolutely anyone over his child

~ Like Kenny-Ken-Ken do NOT play about his 😤

~ Is also an excellent Godfather and uncle to the other Toman member’s kids

~ All the little ones love Uncle Kenny

~ The name is even startin’ to grow on him 😂

~ All-in-all, Ken is a dream of a dad, and I’ll fight anybody who disagrees 👊🏾

Mikey here

[ottisbuns]

why do you dislike warm hearted woodsman?

Ok look listen this is gonna get long because I have feeling on this asshole I have Warm Hearted Woodsman in the Welfare Department of my facility and I HATE HIM SOSO MUCH he is BY FAR the worst Abnormality I have in the WHOLE FACILITY, and I have SILENT ORCHESTRA in there

Let us compare him to a different Abnormality who lives in my facility who is very similar but I dislike infinitely less

The Scarecrow Stealing My Eyedbarls You see, with the Scarecrow Stealing My Sightballs I have a very simple containment procedure, which is that I recruit a guy with 1 prudence, max Temperance and just 3 in Justice and Fortitude as is standard. I also have the Portrait of Another World in the same department as Scarecrow Stealing My Lookorbs, so I generally have the agent equip that just as a safety measure with their low Prudence

Now, due to having such a high Temperance, this boyo can safely work with nearly ANY abnormality in the upper layers that don't have a special condition about what stats the Employee can have (I.E. they can't work with Spider Bud), so I don't just have an employee who is around ONLY to work on Scarecrow Stealing My Visionspheres

AND CRUCIALLY, MORE IMPORTANT THAN ALL OF THIS, is that if I have a boy with too much Prudence work on Scarecrow, IT BREACHES, which means all I have to do is beat it the fuck up, which isn't that difficult because it's just Scarecrow all he does is walk around and slap people. Very nice. I don't even NEED a specialized agent for it, it just makes it easier.

NOW WARM-HEARTED WOODSMAN ON THE OTHER HAND

This ABSOLUTELY BITCHIN BASTARD of an Abnormality requires you to have LOW TEMPERANCE to work on him, which means LOW WORK SUCCESS CHANCE. AT THE SAME TIME, if you get a BAD RESULT he ALSO breaches, and you are MORE LIKELY to get a bad result because YOU NEED TO HAVE LOW TEMPERANCE TO WORK ON HIS ASS, and crucially, the fact that the agent's temperance is low means THEY CAN'T WORK ON OTHER ABNORMALITIES, meaning whoever I have to work on WHWM can ONLY work on that fucker

But the ABSOLUTE WORST PART is that this ABSOLUTE FUCKER OF AN ABNORMALITY

DOES. NOT. BREACH.

IF WHEN SOMEONE WITH THREE OR HIGHER TEMPERANCE WORKED ON HIM HE JUST SAUNTERED OUT OF HIS LITTLE CELL I WOULDN'T HATE HIM NEARLY AS MUCH BECAUSE I COULD JUST HAVE SOME GUY WITH GOOD GEAR STATIONED THERE TO BEAT HIM UP AND IT'D BE FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE

BUT NO

INSTEAD WHEN HIS COUNTER REACHES ZERO, THE NEXT TIME SOMEONE ENTERS HIS CELL HE JUST FUCKING EXECUTES THEM AND THEN BREACHES

AND HE CAN STILL SUFFER FROM FUCKING MELTDOWNS WHEN HE IS AT COUNTER 0

which normally isn't a problem because I just like ignore the Meltdown oh boo hoo I lost some energy and your Counter became 0? It was already zero you bastard

BUT THEN

WHWM AND BINAH ARE IN FUCKING KAHOOTS!

KAHOOTS I FUCKING TELL YOU!

SO NOW WITH BINAH'S CORE SUPPRESSION I AM FORCED TO WORK ON HIS ASS, MOST LIKELY SEVERAL TIMES SINCE THERE ARE THRE EEEE PHASES AND EACH HAS THEIR OWN MELTDOWNS THAT FUCK ME IN A FRESH NEW WAY

SO I HAVE TO HAVE A SPECIFIC AGENT THAT CAN ONLY WORK ON THIS BASTARD STATIONED IN THE WELFARE DEPARTMENT WHO HAS NO OTHER USE SIMPLY BECAUSE THIS ONE FUCKING BINCH SUCKS SO BAD

I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate

[fuckmeyer]

hoo boyo so i'm the small writing human o/ *waves*

thank you for your response and i just took the time to read through your Jacob black's life matters and how smeyer killed him and i found it super interesting. (also it literally excites me seeing the quotes with the page numbers🤤). -----anyway back on track now. so i've always hd a liking for twilight since i watched the movies when they released (i would have been like 10..?) because i generally like the genre it falls in to. back in feb i watched all the movies again with my mum and she owns all the books so i started to read Twilight and pretty much loved it (i'm easily pleased). it took me like three weeks to get through it which is pretty average for me (attention span..) but then when i picked up New Moon i could barely put it down. i read it in 4 days which is the fastest ive ever read a book by a looong shot. i kind of fell off with reading eclipse... it took me almost 2 whole months to get through which just shows.

i think in hindsight one of the reasons i actually love New Moon (book) more than the rest is that there isnt really a 'set in stone villain' (twilight has james, eclipse has the newborns//victoria, then BD has the volturi. i suppose edward is the only thing that could class as a villan that book but thats not my point i think i enjoyed it more because of the time we get to spend with bella and jacobs characters . . . (quick side note that i watched the movies after finishing the books and new moon has no justice i feel like it washes over the effect jacob had on bringing bella "back to life" so much. so upsetting)

anyhoodles. i think i enjoy Twilight to set up B&E, then New Moon to set up B&J, then as you say in the crit Eclipse just kind of forces you to choose. and it makes sense. after just watching the movies i cant see a way in hell anyone would be team jacob---but having read the books its a whole different story. but then again... smeyer.... yeah.

sorry this has been such a long ask and doesnt really have a question involved, feel free to not post a response as i understand it's long:')

as a last note while i think of it i think that Eclipse for me fell off in that i didnt particularly care about what it was doing. i liked reading about bella and edward in twilight and then bella and jacob in new moon and i just didnt really care for most of eclipse. but maybe thats because i fell in love with bella and jacob from new moon and then had the character sabotaged.. heavy sigh. i think it says a lot that ive had a fan art of bella and jacob walking along the beach as my phone wallpaper since i read new moon so that says it all really.

i apologise once again for the length of this. ---if you wanna see the fan art wallpaper ill find it and reblog it so its at the top of my page.

p(p?)s. i'm glad it's sunny there! it's rained here the last couple days :c

hello tiny writing human! glad to have you back :)

glad you liked the analysis! & the books. New Moon is my favorite too, & i definitely agree with you that part of the appeal is the internal struggle Bella faces. we do get Victoria in the background & the werewolves, but really the whole book is about Bella learning to cope with 1) being a human in a supernatural world 2) her grief of being alone [i.e. without Edward] in this new world. watching her pick up the pieces of her life & build something new & beautiful & imperfect with Jacob was cathartic & relatable - v much a triumph in a series so rooted in the fantastical.

& it's hard to watch Eclipse become this struggle between two boys. because really, it's not about Edward or Jacob. Bella's choice is about whether she wants to give up everything for this cold, "perfect," monstrous, immortal life; or, whether she wants to stick around & build something warm & human & imperfect & finite with Jacob.

by twisting Jacob's character from the symbols of sunshine & values of humanity he represents into a bad-boy supernatural love interest competing with Edward for Bella's affection, it erases some of the characterization that we have come to expect & love in Jacob. because when Meyer positions him as a love interest, he's not embodying the traits as a friend; he's embodying the traits of what Meyer thinks is formidable love interest and rival to Edward: confident, cocky, aggressive, persistent... Jacob becomes nothing more than a 2000s-era (& before) trope of how men in our society "should" act towards women. so, everything we came to knew about Jacob was morphed into this friend/lover hybrid that just didn't work for who he was. he is Jacob...but he is not our Jacob.

(& the movies did him even worse because the "slice of life" B/J scenes we get were mostly cut.)

anyway, thanks for coming back & letting me rant about one of my favorite characters & my fave book :)

[sakura-nyah]

I just finished Tears of the Kingdom and I'm feeling a certain way. I gotta let this all process wowie oh boyo my goodness hoo-diddly goodness gracious me oh my ooooh wow

[fictionkinfessions]

Hoo boyo I'm fucked over rn. I'm kinsidering someone for the first time in my life? And I can't tell if it's just Intense Autism & Blorbification for a character I already enjoyed a lot. Either way I can feel myself with him kind of. over. the rest of me in a way? And I keep jumpscaring myself when I look in the mirror because holy shit i sire do look like Not Me rn

I just. ??? What does one do in this situation? Is there like a pamphlet titled "so you think you're fictionkin" or something?? I'm at a loss.

Sincerely (kind of), a glimmerous fop (#🎸✨🩷 if this anon tag is open)

🍃

[zu-is-here]

Zuuuuu!!!!! How are you!!!

Gayfish!! (*ﾟ∀ﾟ*) Amazing, thanks! <3 Hoo boi it's been a while— what about you?? How's it going? ☆

P. S. I saw your update and I'm so hyped about the upcoming comic— take your time╰(*´︶`*)╯♡

UPD:

Rainbow witches and myths?? *0* These sound intriguing! ☆ Will be there a chance to see them?? (*'▽'*)

YOOO the rainbow witch looks so interesting! *0* Was it a task to come up with the design??

Omg— "now what" got me XD Is a hell hound our best boi Henry?? (*ﾟ∀ﾟ*)

OH that's even better *^* Pff— how is he going now?? ówò

AWWW here's the boyo on a walk! <33

Awww it's them bois!! <3 And Killer finally— screaming?? >:D Oh such a tease! ☆

Omg,,, this tiny dinosaur looks really intimidating heheh,,, (〃ω〃) (Sooo cute! <3)

Oh god— are you alright now?? (ó3ò) Please take care... and have more chill time ♡

Ah this game is really tricky! *w* I watched a walkthrough instead >:D

A new crossover?? \(//∇//)\ Boi am I excited! ☆ Your Dream weaver is something indeed, so potential... ♪

Thank you so much for your support and such a great analysis! (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵) It was a pleasure to read *^*

I finally decorated my home (and a Christmas tree with my family too <3) and started preparing presents (๑>◡<๑)☆

We're also gonna have a costume party at work but I have no idea what movie character to dress up as! :'D

Ouch— get better soon! (ówò) And stay safe ♡

No idea at all but most likely I'll pick up something from my wardrobe to see what character it reminds me of xd

[adhdgoberrrrr]

I was a little sh*t

Okay…so in middle school Y’know how they made you read books and write summaries for the first few chapters? Well I did mine on the first Magnus chase book and I just found the summary I wrote for it 😭 \/

So basically there's this homeless kid who lost his mom that means she DIED. little did he know his mom was keeping secrets Ooo-.She told him him not to go to his creepy old rich uncle’s house but he did because of lore-.so he went to his creepy old rich uncles house and his uncle grabbed him a dragged him to a bridge and told him stick his hand over the bridge and he did and what do you know there's a sword lets call it sting (that's not what it's called but if you watched lot or the hobbit then you know what im talking about)and to add more lore he is a child of a norse god whoop de doo. so homeless boyo is all like "oh mah gowd" and creepy old rich uncle is like "yerp-a -durp-durp-durp. And a giant thing comes and homeless boi is all like " i have no fighting experience what-so-ever but i gonna fight that thing anyways ya-hoo.

Like bro 😭 common I gave that to my teacher! I was an asshole😭

[castle-dominion]

Bad framing but gosh this fight scene was so fun.

The accent the other accent the music mirroring the boyo the waiter joke the 40s of it all the exaggerated fight the way they pull him up off the ground like that then when they throw him out like not to be gay or anything but that booty hoo

[palaceoffatties]

and just like that. a series of candy asteroids begin to orbit now. a whole asteroid field for him to eat ;33

Hoo boy this flab filled boyo already has an orbit! He can’t actually reach them though , he has no magic , no powers , nothing but sheer size .

To him this is just a tease

[anonwyvern]

Omffgggggg

Howdy-hoo boyo. Howdy. Hoo.

cautiously optimistic for the tv show. whatever the quality, i'll say this, it sure looks the part.

care went into that

[zmorowanie]

some nicos inspired by Amazing nicocore moodboards by @ughdomenico :)

[fictionkinfessions]

Hey, did you get an ask tagged as #🎸✨🩷 (or something like that)? I'm worried Tumblr may have eated it lol

Is it this one by any chance? https://fictionkinfessions.tumblr.com/post/714220582811648000/hoo-boyo-im-fucked-over-rn-im-kinsidering

Mod Party Cat!