#but good LORD

[johannestevans]

crying bc i just took my bins out and there was this poor woman with her two young kids, i'm guessing these boys were about 5 and 7, and she looked so tired, it's 10 30 at night, they obviously just got in, she's carrying all this shit under her arms

and these kids are. WAILING. and refusing to get out of the car, one of them is on his feet and like, star-fished to prevent himself from being physically removed from the car

so i come in a few minutes later and she's got her kids in the building, one of them is sniffling and softly crying as he trails behind her, the other is just in front of her with like, a tight grip on the tassels of her veil

and she's like, "honestly you guys, i don't understand, what are you so scared of snails for?"

because it was. a snail. they saw a snail. and they were so scared they both started sobbing

and one of them says something utterly unintelligible through his tears, and she's trying to be a good mother and not laugh as she says, "snails don't eat people," and then is flailing for something like, comforting or positive to say about snails and goes, "they eat rats"

fhskgshgshsg

[loverofviolets]

“you have already left kudos here. :)”

when god speaks do we only sing his praise once? No…. THEN LET ME LEAVE MORE KUDOS YOU BASTARD

[getvalentined]

Vincent Valentine ❇ FINAL FANTASY VII REBIRTH

Fun times on Gold Saucer's moving sidewalks.

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[kaoticdelulu]

guys i am so fucking high rn but i just had a thought as i doom scroll tumblr.

deadpool and wolverine, right? just two guys who got nasty freaks and they match so well. concerning well. like it should be illegal how well they match the freaks because it's for the greater good.

thats just andrew and neil.

in this essay i'll explain why neil is deadpool coded and andrew is wolverine coded and how they match each others freaks and how the honda odsyssey scene is--[*gun shots*]

[frogaroundandfindout]

Dick using his acrobatics to escape his restraints and fight Shrike + his men (Nightwing Vol.2. #57

[nanaarchy]

My friends are watching TMA, about halfway through season 2 (so jon is still upkeeping his "I Am Elegant and Respectable" persona), but they haven't seen ANY fanart. and they have described Jon as:

"tall"

"elegant"

"handsome"

"very pale"

"short hair probably"

"he deserves respect"

"painfully british blond"

"depressed emo anime protagonist"

"malnourished but still kinda hot"

They also immediately called Martin "very small" which is

[stormbreaker-290]

First snow of the season,,,,,, wouahg,,,,,,,,, cant wait to be thigh deep in snow by next month-

[mighty-ant]

im dying to talk about lmk season 5, can we talk about lmk season 5?? and how im not the same person i was PRE watching??

[iridescentis]

something that pisses me off irrational amounts is when people don't get the distinction between

shipping -> wanting a pairing to be canon, believing that they are legitimately in love within the source material and wanting them to get together canonically

and shipping -> loving a pairing and creating/consuming fan content based around that ship because you love the characters and their dynamic

I very rarely have ships that I want to be canon, usually because I don't think the writers could do it better than fanfiction can, but also because it isn't necessary sometimes! And it really pisses me off when I see discourse around ships that are popular for the former kind of shipping, and kind of makes me feel bad? Even though I know I'm not doing anything wrong or annoying, it just kind of sours the whole shipping and fandom experience a little, like this is supposed to be fun!

The thing I love about my ships is just having fun putting them in Situations, reading and writing about them being cuties, gushing about them with other fans who love them, I couldn't give a flying fuck whether the ship are canon or not and I think we should all take things a little less seriously

[xdolls-crownx]

I don’t think you guy understand my carnal desire to bite this man

[boiledprawn99]

that self insert oc x canon looking really tempting rn ….

[pink-pkmn-trainer]

i had to do a double take-

[mearcatsreturns]

I’ve been sleeping poorly the last few nights, but last night was the worst. I probably woke up around 4:30 or 5 even though it was almost 1 by the time I fell asleep. I don’t know if it’s anxiety, the heat wave, or both, but yeah.

Accordingly, today’s accountability post is more of a wishlist than a to-do list:

1. Submit one job application

2. Do dishes

3. Do another godforsaken load of laundry

4. Appliqué for the back of the jacket

[tv-show-stuff]

Oh man. Lou Ferrigno Jr. I don’t know you from Adam. From what I’ve seen you seem like a good man but online personas of celebrities can be way different than they are in real life and we will never know so I can only go off of what I’ve observed and how other people have talked about you. But dude. You were a MASTERCLASS in how to be a bigger person when other people are behaving like their lowest selves around you. If I had been getting death threats and being called a racist and a predator and ugly and having my relationship with my horrible father brought up over and over again and having family members harassed and EVERY OTHER THING that was thrown at me. While still managing to be kind to both the people who are supportive of me AS WELL AS the people who are ACTUALLY WISHING FOR MY DEATH. ALL WITHOUT A SINGLE ONE OF MY COSTARS DEFENDING ME. I would not have been as nice about it.

[frootbyethefoot]

I CAME OUT OF THAT EPISODE A CHANGED MAN.

[janitorjuliann]

THEY ARE NOT GONNA PLAY TWO SETS OF CHARACTERS AT ONCE

OBSESSED!!!!!!!!