#but for the sake of simplicity

[lesbianholyspirit]

Elden ring demigod lore: abridged

[womenaremypriority]

Our culture posits brute strength as synonymous with strength altogether. This is why feminists are accused of thinking women are inferior when we mention women have significantly less raw strength than men. Think about how Darwin’s “survival of the fittest” is considered about how well an animal can win in a fight, instead of multiple aspects of strength both physical and mental. Brute strength has been considered the only part of physical strength that matters because it is the most immediate and obvious, and because it’s the area men succeed.

[speedlimit15]

touch grass=your perspective of the world is internet poisoned

touch flesh=your perception of the body is internet poisoned

[a-cat-in-toffee]

dave elizabeth strider and no one out here calling her lizz?

[starshapedspider]

messy render to celebrate rickbot’s survival. we will be back to our usual doodles momentarily

[psychotrenny]

While more of a general trend than a hard rule, I've noticed that that Straight people tend to say sexual things in the least sexual way possible while Gay people love talking about non-sexual things in the most sexual way possible. It's like

Straight guy making sexual advances: Hey girl wanna bouncy-bounce on my pogo stick till I shoot sticky ropes

Gay guy eating an ice cream: This is so fucking good I feel like an entire locker room is fucking my mouth and ass at the same time

[lakeofthesocknessmonster]

I'm huffing copium but supergiant knows what they're doing with Hermes and Charon.... they're cooking and we are EATING

[tainebot01]

I would like to officially welcome Eustace Winner to the "My Name Is A Cruel Joke My Paternal Figure Played On Me" club

[Image Description: A digital drawing of Eustace Winner from Ace Attorney and Hunter from The Owl House in a handshake, against a purple background. Both are looking towards the camera as if they are taking a picture and both have a look of concern on their faces. Eustace’s expression is significantly more distressed than Hunter’s. End Description]

[marclef]

not quite yet Fake Peppino Friday for me.... but i made these little guys and i love their designs too much not to share 👀💧

... baby Fakeys? perhaps.....

but that is all the context you get for these little ones.... unless you ask me very, very nicely.

[snootlestheangel]

@stuffireadandenjoy @bringinsexybackk69 @eiraeths

I have more of the assassin/Reaper AU I posted earlier. Still haven't decided on a title yet so I'm open to suggestions!

This is basically an excuse to have mentally unwell married couple Ghoap.

Soap and Simon Riley have been married for a few years now. Simon's retired military (honorably discharged after Roba) and met Soap through a friend he has that is still military. Simon finds work as a butcher, and he's a rather quiet, domestic man. Well, in his marriage he is.

Soap doesn't know he's the notorious Reaper named Ghost. But Soap's not entirely mentally well, so when Ghost does show up after winning the bid to work for them, he's not angry about it being a secret. After all, he understands that isn't something he needed to know about Simon. He still trusted him, he has secrets of his own, it's not a big deal. Besides, he's learned something new about himself with that mask 😉

But Gaz never finds out this is Soap's husband. They just pretend it isn't the truth and go about their mission like it's normal. But Gaz is so protective of his friend, he's not about to let this creepy fuck ruin the man's relationship.

Basically because Gaz instantly clocks something about Ghost and how he acts around/towards Soap, and he knows Soap is a happily married man (Gaz just endured a twenty minute long rant from Soap about how he misses his husband). Gonna use this as an excuse to show off how intelligent and resourceful Gaz is, and how he's loyal to a fault.

I have several interactions bouncing around my head but I'm struggling to get any of this out so I'm gonna leave that in the air and get back to it

I might actually work on this as a genuine fic cause I really like this idea, I just need to not be so brain dead tired 🥲

[iminye]

It came to me in a vision

[mbenguin]

Got tired of opening ten different Wikipedia pages at once so I made a map marking the birthplaces of our marshal guys including some extras on IbisPaint.

(Zoom in if you actually want to read anything, trust me)

[rhinoyo]

some selphia residents <3

[cupophrogs]

I’m pretty sure that Drew and CatNap(Theo) are the same age

As kinda confirmed by one of the Devs on their Discord

Still funny tho that Drew will insult CatNap and everyone

That lanky no muscle over expired Raisin, aka The skeleton hand simp

“There’s no shot he’s my age.”

[daily-selfship-questions]

-Reverse selfship question-

To F/Os, If you could spend a free day with S/I all to yourself, what would you do? Would you be dousing them in affection? Making them/both of you spend the day relaxing?

Do yall maybe order a pizza and spend it as a nice cozy lazy day inside watching shows or playing games? Or do you take them outside and go on a drive together, maybe go around town or stop by a park or the movies?

[brainman1987]

I am going NUTS over your "booted to the Infinite Realms" ghost prince Danny AU like

Does he have his memories, or no? You're art gives off the idea that he lost them in the ejection

How do Sam and Tucker react? How would, hypothetically, the Fentons react?

Would he ever be able to speak again, since his human vocal chords went unused for so long?

Also I LOVE his long hair, and in that first group of sketches where human Danny shows up, he kinda looks like he has dreadlocks!

Im so glad you like it!! Its also been on my mind a lot recently, its just such a fun idea :)

After so much time spent in the ghost zone, he‘s pretty much forgotten everything. Anything he does know about the human realms is hearsay from a very VERY long line of telephone. While he doesn’t loose them in the ejection a combination of a concussion, his death freshly on his mind, and no access to any human realms means that he looses his memories fairly quickly and learns to adjust to life as a ghost even quicker! Here’s a quick explanation of the stages he goes through:

To answer the question“how do people react“ it’s a bit complicated. Sam and Tucker went to therapy after witnessing their friends death up close and personal, so they do feel absolutely shitty about. Well you can guess. But it’s odd because Tucker wants to believe that Danny can (and will!) gain his human memories back in they simply keep doing things with him that they used to do together. Sam doesn’t believe this, and instead feels incredibly guilty. She doesn’t stop Tucker from trying though and tbh both of them spiral a little bit. Depending on how much/what the story the two give the Fenton reactions vary wildly! Either way Jazz very much does go into psychology, specifically children’s psychology because of some messed up belief that if she had only talked to him more about stuff like peer pressure and that jazz she would‘ve been able to „save him.“ If Sam and Tucker tell the authorities that Danny died due to the actual PORTAL TO THE REALMS BETWEEN REALMS that they built (likely unlawfully) in their basement hen they would be detained for child neglect and also. Doing that. If not the two would feel horrible feeling as though they pushed Danny too hard and sort of forced him to do something suicidal like that. Honestly it’s just bad vibes throughout aksjdasjd

In my head, no! Not really I don’t think he’d be able to speak again. I’m not even sure his human body could handle stuff like food or anything because of how neglected it is. I’m sure there are ways he could get around this (mostly sing language and stuff) but I’m not sure I could imagine him having his human voice again. Many ghosts don’t even have organs! He a special little exception :)

Also I didn’t mean to portray his hair like that but it’s interesting that I does look like that’s kajscjadj