#but for David x Asher

[deezbignutz]

I love Guy so much <3

So I'm gonna rant about him (and a little bit abt myself too) rn bc I have free will >:))) (And also probably autism and an unhealthy fixation but oh welp)

I've never had a crush for as long as I can remember and I still to this day don't have one, but I feel like the closest thing I gonna get to having one is Guy.

Cuz he's so friggin funny, and laughs a lot, and makes references to movies and Vines, and just all the fun shit I do and love seeing in a person.

Whenever I'm going something like drawing or some shit and don't wanna listen to music, I usually listen to Redacted cuz I love listening to people talk. And most of the time I go for Guy's bc he was one of my firsts playlists and he talks and I love listening to people talk and he isn't heavy on lore. (not saying I don't like the lore, I love that shit. the other half of the time I listen to Redacted 101 because worldbuilding is the shit)

I've even downloaded some of his videos to listen to them when I'm somewhere with no wifi and also it looks like I'm just listening to music, which is a plus 👍 (I've also almost memorised most of his audios from listening to them so much but you don't have to know that)

And Idk if I'm just dululu abt this, but I feel like he is the most "real" out of all the characters that isn't too boring. Like, if I were think of meeting one of the Redacted bois irl but not think of them as your lover/a character and not some generic dude, it would probably be Guy.

Cuz like, Lasko is a whiny stuttering bottom, which you don't really see out in the wild most of the time, David is some intimidating gruff dude that, from where I live anyways, don't rly exist, and Vincent is kinda just a nice person, if you think abt it. (Please don't take offence to any of these, I don't mean them in a bad way, just summing their characters up)

He's just a funny little guy (haha, see what I did there) and I live for funny shit. How I would kill to be Honey.

ALSO @slushiepizza's "Beautiful Eyes" got me dead. ABSOLUTELY DECEASED. It's short and sweet and I actually did a backflip it was so amazing. And no, I will not be reading "The Pursuit of Catharsis", at least not yet bc I refuse to believe there's a Guy/Honey fanfic floating around with hurt no comfort as one of the tags.

TL;DR, I love Guy and I am very lonely and I need a new hyperfixation.

Thank you for coming to my TedTalk

[capitalisticveins]

David x Asher: Boring, overdone, repetitive, overrated, already canon in Imperium Universe

Angel x Baabe: Underrated, new, funny, no content so we have material, true pride

me x you: 😳

[plastic-st-rs]

OH OH OKKKK SOOOOO I DREW DAVID AND ANGEL!!! She is a dancer and then I also drew some goofy stuff

[tommytomatoe]

the way milo harps on asher about his hair every chance he gets makes me think he wants to run his fingers threw it. maybe rustle it up, twirl a strand around his finger, tug on the roots a little. i don’t know, just a little sus is all…

[slightlystupidhun]

*David and Angel sitting across the table from Tank and Sam*

David: Do you know why I called you here?

Sam: No. Sir, I have no idea.

*David setting a large vase of yellow roses on the table.*

David: Can you read the note for me Tank?

Tank: ‘Don’t marry David. I’m better. Don’t marry him. Marry Me.’

Sam: ???

David: Tank I need you to stop hitting on my m-

Tank: I thought you knew me better than this David.

*everyone confused*

Tank: I wouldn’t get Angel yellow roses. Those symbolize friendship. I would get them red roses, symbolizing deep passionate love. Also I probably wouldn’t get them flowers. I’d get them more bells in Animal Crossing. David don’t underestimate my determination.

*all of them flabbergasted*

David: Then Who???

Tank: Whoever would put a giant M on the back of the note card. And I doubt Milo would do that.

David: GOD DAMNIT MICHAEL

[vegaly-art]

So... Wedding audio releases today :). (I do not have EA so it is today for me).

And in celebration, have my take on Asher, Babe, David and Angel in their wedding gear <3. (Little sneak peak for the massive character design project I'm doing for most of the Redacted Cast :3)

I'm also trying out some funky colours for my sketches and may well do so for the next bit. Honestly posting sketches and such could do me some good XD. Since I am not getting many paintings done any time soon.

So... yeah :).

[achios]

idk if this has been done before but this is so dasher

[redactedattackeded]

Things in my out of context quotes note as the Shaw Pack + mates pt. 4

milo: wimp. are you scared of being british?

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tank: if they sleepin on you…tuck em in

sam: why-

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angel: my dog’s name……i meant to say ‘my ken’s job is-

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asher: heat stroke is temporary, swag is forever

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babe: who needs hallmark channel movies when ratatouille exists

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milo: i have to play nice otherwise the rat takes away my paycheck

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angel: wait where did it go-

sweetheart: you airdropped it to the void

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asher : *smiling while typing on his phone*

david: ooo are you texting your date?

asher: no i’m posting about fall out boy on my instagram story😁

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babe: i hope you enjoyed my jennifer coolidge and owen wilson impressions while i talked about my gogurt

[scmoobly]

Meeting a sweet werewolf? Ft Pack Alpha

Also my version of baabe:D Gave her Ashy hair cause I'm silly-goofy

[bokutosmochi]

CALL ME LITTLE SUNSHINE (WHEN YOU FEEL ALL ALONE) or when you don't use the shaw pack boys' nickname

what's it? crack/fluff

allergen warning/s? food mention in asher's

sugar level? 0.6k

names for the order? davey david shaw, ash asher talbot, miles milo greer

parlor's note? in this one shot, milo has the nickname miles since he doesn't really have a canon nickname as far as i know at least :3

also 'tis the first time i've written for the redactedverse, i hope you guys like it (⁠*⁠˘⁠︶⁠˘⁠*⁠)⁠.⁠｡⁠*⁠♡

bon appetit!

DAVID SHAW

"david."

he twists in his chair, momentarily paying attention to you instead of paperwork. he swears up and down that he hates that stupid little nickname you gave him - no one has ever used that on him since he was a very small child - but he cannot lie, his given name sounds wrong when it comes from your lips. he thinks to himself if he's done anything wrong in the past few hours that you've been out of the house, any chore that you asked him to do that he may have forgotten about, anything that could possibly upset you, but he's stumped. he can't think of anything. well, except for that shit eating grin you have on your face. in classic david fashion, he graces you with the huff, eye roll, and glare combo you love so much and it gets you giggling. "what? are you so bored that you've resorted to playing pranks that don't work on me?" his deep voice grumbles and you do nothing but nod. "c'mere, you can sit on my lap while i deal with all this paperwork. just don't distract me."

ASHER TALBOT

"asher."

his hand freezes around the playstation controller for a short second before turning to where your voice came from slowly with a too-sweet-and-innocent grin on his face that you recognize from the times when you catch him doing things that he wasn't supposed to. "i swear i didn't eat the last mochi." your eyes widened at his statement. "i was just doing that as a joke! you ate the last mochi?" from the corner of your eye, you watch him mute his mic and you make a mental note to take it easy on him because you're sure that david and milo are gonna give him a hard time for abandoning their game. he sets down the controller on the coffee table in front of him before standing up and walking towards you. "babe, i just said that i didn't. why must you misconstrue my words?" despite yourself, you walk right into his open arms and rest your head against his chest. "i wanted that mochi." a cute pout was on your lips and while asher might find that absolutely adorable, he still wishes that he had more self control. "i'll make it up to you, i promise."

MILO GREER

"milo."

he jumps in surprise for a moment. you appeared in the room out of nowhere, as always. but because of the word that just came out of your mouth, instead of complaining about how you've spooked him for the nth time and how you'll probably give him a heart attack one of these days, his eyebrows furrow in confusion and he looks away from his phone to stare at you. "what's with the name, sweetheart?" the both of you had the day off and you spent the majority of it together. he's sure that he hasn't done anything to upset you since you were practically beaming at him all day. much to his dismay, you say nothing and continue standing by the bedroom's doorway with your arms crossed and an unreadable expression on your face, in your eyes. when you've first met, he advised you to practice having a poker face, but now that you're using it against him, he's not sure if he likes it after all. unless... "this isn't for some dumb tiktok, right? they always got the dumbest challenges there."

i get: reblog

you get: a ride on these werewolf boys' back

[attackonchaewon]

this is what angel looks like in my head :3

[ackermanbitch]

pictures that perfectly describe every redacted couple imo (its long so under the cut)

amanda and christian

milo and sweetheart

davey and angel

ash and babe

guy and honey

tank and sam

im sorry for this but baby and ivan

vincent and lovely

gavin and freelancer

[deezbignutz]

HOLD ON GUYS

HOLD ON GUYS

HOLD ON GUYS

HOLD ON GUYS

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Aaron x Guy?

Ollie x Guy?

Flyboi Ivan x Guy?

Lasko x Guy?

[tommytomatoe]

asher and milo's friendship has the same vibe as tyler the creator and asap rocky's and i can't explain it but it just makes sense.

its so perfect i don't even have to tell you who's who. if someone could draw milo and ash like this i'd give you my first born child.

[slightlystupidhun]

*Tank walking into their house with numerous scratches and bruises*

Sam: Darlin what the hell did ya do?

Tank: *shrugging* I fought a bear

*Bear shifter Honey walking into their apartment bloody and bruised*

Guy: OH MY GOD!! HONEY WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!

Honey: I got into an argument with a wolf….

[moronkyne]

Why is this fandom allergic to joy fun and magic.

Why can’t I have fluff??? Why can’t we be happy?? Why do you have to remind me of this