#but for David x Asher

[deezbignutz]

I love Guy so much <3

So I'm gonna rant about him (and a little bit abt myself too) rn bc I have free will >:))) (And also probably autism and an unhealthy fixation but oh welp)

I've never had a crush for as long as I can remember and I still to this day don't have one, but I feel like the closest thing I gonna get to having one is Guy.

Cuz he's so friggin funny, and laughs a lot, and makes references to movies and Vines, and just all the fun shit I do and love seeing in a person.

Whenever I'm going something like drawing or some shit and don't wanna listen to music, I usually listen to Redacted cuz I love listening to people talk. And most of the time I go for Guy's bc he was one of my firsts playlists and he talks and I love listening to people talk and he isn't heavy on lore. (not saying I don't like the lore, I love that shit. the other half of the time I listen to Redacted 101 because worldbuilding is the shit)

I've even downloaded some of his videos to listen to them when I'm somewhere with no wifi and also it looks like I'm just listening to music, which is a plus 👍 (I've also almost memorised most of his audios from listening to them so much but you don't have to know that)

And Idk if I'm just dululu abt this, but I feel like he is the most "real" out of all the characters that isn't too boring. Like, if I were think of meeting one of the Redacted bois irl but not think of them as your lover/a character and not some generic dude, it would probably be Guy.

Cuz like, Lasko is a whiny stuttering bottom, which you don't really see out in the wild most of the time, David is some intimidating gruff dude that, from where I live anyways, don't rly exist, and Vincent is kinda just a nice person, if you think abt it. (Please don't take offence to any of these, I don't mean them in a bad way, just summing their characters up)

He's just a funny little guy (haha, see what I did there) and I live for funny shit. How I would kill to be Honey.

ALSO @slushiepizza's "Beautiful Eyes" got me dead. ABSOLUTELY DECEASED. It's short and sweet and I actually did a backflip it was so amazing. And no, I will not be reading "The Pursuit of Catharsis", at least not yet bc I refuse to believe there's a Guy/Honey fanfic floating around with hurt no comfort as one of the tags.

TL;DR, I love Guy and I am very lonely and I need a new hyperfixation.

Thank you for coming to my TedTalk

[capitalisticveins]

David x Asher: Boring, overdone, repetitive, overrated, already canon in Imperium Universe

Angel x Baabe: Underrated, new, funny, no content so we have material, true pride

me x you: 😳

[moronkyne]

Redactober; Day 3, Asher

Prompt; Accidents. Maybe you just so happened to accidentally confess to your future beta. Maybe Moronkyne was out of ideas already. Maybe I’m about to go cry.

[cinnamontoatscoreyart]

OH OH OKKKK SOOOOO I DREW DAVID AND ANGEL!!! She is a dancer and then I also drew some goofy stuff

[lookitseddie]

imp!asher who wanted to take imp!david's last name. imp!asher who was not allowed that privilege. imp!asher who didn't change the pack's name when he became alpha so that in some terribly desperate way, he could still call himself a shaw.

[tommytomatoe]

the way milo harps on asher about his hair every chance he gets makes me think he wants to run his fingers threw it. maybe rustle it up, twirl a strand around his finger, tug on the roots a little. i don’t know, just a little sus is all…

[achios]

idk if this has been done before but this is so dasher

[slightlystupidhun]

*David and Angel sitting across the table from Tank and Sam*

David: Do you know why I called you here?

Sam: No. Sir, I have no idea.

*David setting a large vase of yellow roses on the table.*

David: Can you read the note for me Tank?

Tank: ‘Don’t marry David. I’m better. Don’t marry him. Marry Me.’

Sam: ???

David: Tank I need you to stop hitting on my m-

Tank: I thought you knew me better than this David.

*everyone confused*

Tank: I wouldn’t get Angel yellow roses. Those symbolize friendship. I would get them red roses, symbolizing deep passionate love. Also I probably wouldn’t get them flowers. I’d get them more bells in Animal Crossing. David don’t underestimate my determination.

*all of them flabbergasted*

David: Then Who???

Tank: Whoever would put a giant M on the back of the note card. And I doubt Milo would do that.

David: GOD DAMNIT MICHAEL

[vegaly-art]

So... Wedding audio releases today :). (I do not have EA so it is today for me).

And in celebration, have my take on Asher, Babe, David and Angel in their wedding gear <3. (Little sneak peak for the massive character design project I'm doing for most of the Redacted Cast :3)

I'm also trying out some funky colours for my sketches and may well do so for the next bit. Honestly posting sketches and such could do me some good XD. Since I am not getting many paintings done any time soon.

So... yeah :).

[redactedattackeded]

Things in my out of context quotes note as the Shaw Pack + mates pt. 4

milo: wimp. are you scared of being british?

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tank: if they sleepin on you…tuck em in

sam: why-

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angel: my dog’s name……i meant to say ‘my ken’s job is-

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asher: heat stroke is temporary, swag is forever

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babe: who needs hallmark channel movies when ratatouille exists

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milo: i have to play nice otherwise the rat takes away my paycheck

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angel: wait where did it go-

sweetheart: you airdropped it to the void

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asher : *smiling while typing on his phone*

david: ooo are you texting your date?

asher: no i’m posting about fall out boy on my instagram story😁

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babe: i hope you enjoyed my jennifer coolidge and owen wilson impressions while i talked about my gogurt

[scmoobly]

Meeting a sweet werewolf? Ft Pack Alpha

Also my version of baabe:D Gave her Ashy hair cause I'm silly-goofy

[attackonchaewon]

this is what angel looks like in my head :3

[biteforblood]

[ HEADCANONS #2 ] various.

✶ notes : gn!reader, fluff, sillies being silly, cursing, 0.4k

huxley owns and is always wearing a pearl choker. that! or a simple chain choker, one of the two. was it a gift from the damn crew damien specifically, or from his moms, or did he buy it himself? you decide :)

geordi is a tall ass bitch, like the top of his head touches typical door frames. and, yes, he has hit his head an embarrassing amount of times, no he hasn’t learned his lesson

lasko wears glasses — like thin silver wire frame, constantly sliding down his nose and needing to be pushed back up, wiping them on his shirt every five seconds ( totally not…projecting… )

also also, his hair isn’t necessarily long, but it’s not short either. it’s like long enough to tie back into a small ponytail, but short enough that not all of it stays tied back so he has to keep pushing it away from his face cause it’s super bothersome

sam loves doing chores. he legit enjoys them, it’s very relaxing for him ; mowing, dishes, sweeping, vacuuming, laundry, the list goes on ( totally not another projection… ) and yes darlin’ enjoys teasing him about it

asher had really bad cystic acne growing up ; he would constantly pick at it ( still does, as with all blemishes ) it cleared up a lot as he got older, but there’s some scarring left behind

similarly…ish, lasko has really sensitive skin. like, if he gets a small itch and scratches it, in two seconds, his skin is fuckin’ bright pink in that spot. he has to be super careful with what soaps and lotions and colognes he uses because, if it isn’t compatible, it is not compatible

david has constant stubble. he has to shave every. single. morning. and even then, it only allows him a few hours of a nice smooth face ; angel loves him smooth, stubble-y, or scruffy all the same

when the two are home together, aaron gives smartass’s ass a smack every time they walk by or cross paths. they make sure to do the same right back to him, partially because it’s funny payback, and partially because it incites a fun chase

damien is a total blanket thief and hog. i know he naturally runs hot, but the thought of him wrapped in a blanket like a burrito, his poofy head sticking out, it just…it makes me giggle

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[deezbignutz]

HOLD ON GUYS

HOLD ON GUYS

HOLD ON GUYS

HOLD ON GUYS

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Aaron x Guy?

Ollie x Guy?

Flyboi Ivan x Guy?

Lasko x Guy?

[moronkyne]

Why is this fandom allergic to joy fun and magic.

Why can’t I have fluff??? Why can’t we be happy?? Why do you have to remind me of this

[canthavetoomuchchaos]

little noises

Asher Talbot x Baabe

in which Baabe comes home from work only to find Asher nowhere to be seen.

Asher is seen having something similar to a overstimulated meltdown. These are how mine tend to be, so I'm projecting lol

Tw: hitting oneself, muscle tensing, dissociation, twitching, stimming, scratching at scars, let me know if I missed any!!

As the door opens, it creaks. A loud, annoying, horrible creak. Baabe opens and closes the door quickly, taking a breath as they relish finally being home. They toe off their work shoes, reminding themself to check for marks on the shiny shoes.

As they put their bag and coat on the rack and floor, they realize Asher, their adorable golden retriever of a boyfriend, hasn't come running to hug them yet. Confused they stay still and listen for anything that would indicate danger.

Hearing no signs of danger, they grow concerned. Not only did they hear no danger, they heard no Asher either. They pull out their phone, opening their texts with him to see if he had said anything about not being home and they forgot. Nope. How odd...

"Ash? You home sweet boy?" They use a louder than normal tone, hoping maybe using his favorite nickname would help him come out. Hearing no signs of movement they frown and walk towards the bedroom, their heart racing. Is he hurt? Is something else keeping him quiet? Why isn't he responding?

They come up to their bedroom door, their hand on the handle, still hearing nothing from Asher. Their heart is pounding. They open the door and look around the room, they see the bathroom light on under the doorframe. Walking over, they knock on the door gently. Maybe he just hasn't heard them?

"Asher? My love are you in there?" They ask, though as they do they realize there is quiet, shuddering breaths.

"Ash, can I come in bubba?" They ask gently, their hand already turning the knob. They hear him scoot away from the door, assumably so they can open it.

Once the door is open they see Asher, curled in a ball, his shoulder up to his ears, eyes wide open and glassy as he seems to have no control of his muscles. His neck is twitching to the side and his hands tensed. They scoot closer, he doesn't react. One of his hands bends backwards at an odd angle, shaking as he doesn't even seem to notice his own wrist bonking his forehead.

They reach forward and hover their hands, they don't want to startle him by touching, but they don't want him to hurt himself either.

"Asher? Hey, love, can you hear me? Is it alright if I touch you?" Ashers eyes, though still glassy and far away, turn in their direction, not directly at them, but confirmation that he understands they are there. He blinks and gives the tiniest nod.

They gently reach out to grab his wrist, massaging his pulse point to help relax the muscle. Their other hand is on his bicep, tapping.

One tap...two taps...three taps...four taps....one tap.

Asher's face scrunches as his neck tenses, his eyes scrunch shut, nose crinkling up, and mouth in an uncomfortable looking frown. Baabe just watches. This has happened before but never this long. They don't know how long he was here before either. They're thinking about calling David.

Asher lets out a small, almost whimpering, noise from the back of his throat as his face remains scrunched up, seemingly in pain. At this point their hand is still tapping his bicep and their hands are shaking as well. They don't think before grabbing their phone and calling David, keeping their voice low. After two rings the phone picks up.

"Hello?"

"hey, David. Are you alone? Or at least not on speakerphone?"

"give me two seconds and I'll be alone. What's going on? Is everything okay?"

They hear shuffling and a quiet 'ill be back Angel' from David.

"yeah, um, I think so? Asher is having an episode right now, but he was like this when I got home? His face has been scrunched up and he's not responding to any questions. I stopped him from hitting himself but he's still super tensed up and I'm really worried..."

As they speak their voice gets more and more distorted by their upset. They're trying not to cry but they're scared for their boyfriend.

They hear a deep breath and the phone be set down, assumably on speaker now.

"Okay, is he shaking?"

"no.."

"you said he was like this when you got home right? Maybe something happened while you were at work. Are his shoulders blocking his ears?"

They frown and look at Asher. His ears are indeed blocked by his shoulders.

"yeah, what do I do?" They take a deep breath, steeling themself so they can help the best they can.

"alright, all you should need to do is gently tug on his shirt sleeve. If that doesn't work, try to push his shoulder away from his ears. He can't hear you, and through that, you can't help vocally ground him."

They do as told, gently tugging his shirtsleeves, his shoulders slowly lower themselves. His face is no longer scrunched up, just blank and far away.

"okay...his shoulders are down now."

"great," shuffling from his side as he presumably adjusts in his chair or whatever he is sitting on. "Now, take one of your hands and gently tap from his hairline to the tip of his nose. Barely touching him, but enough for him to feel, if that makes sense. It should force his focus to your finger."

They nod, forgetting he can't see and again, do as instructed. At the first few taps Asher blinks and his eyes flutter around, his brows furrowing for a moment. He blinks a few more times before his gaze seems to focus on their eyes. They smile at him as gently as they can in their worried state.

"I think he's looking at me now, not looking through me.."

"that's great. You should be able to do the rest from here then, call me again if you need help. Make sure he drinks water and don't leave him alone too long."

"got it, thank you David."

"no problem, see you later." And the phone hangs up. They look back at Asher, his eyes looking into theirs.

"hey bubba, can you give me a sign you're actually with me again? A hum or something?" They ask, their voice quiet. Their hand cups his cheek gently as they watch his expression.

He leans his head into their hand and gives a tiny hum.

They smile and relax a bit.

"are you able to talk?" Their eyes again focus on his expression, ignoring the lack of usual eye contact. Asher shakes his head slightly. No talking then.

"alright, that's ok, we'll do the tapping system okay? One for yes, two for no, okay?"

He taps their leg once. They smile

"perfect. Are you anxious?" Two taps

"no. Okay. Overstimulated? That would make sense." One tap. They nod

"okay, overstimulated. From work?" Two taps.

"no? Hm..." they stop to think and only then do they notice that the shirt hes wearing is torn, directly above his scars.

"....Ash, you don't have to answer this one of its too much. But were you scratching at your scars and that's what caused it?"

Hesitation, then one tap.

"okay, that's perfectly fine. Not the scratching part of course, but now I know what's wrong. Do you feel okay enough to stand?"

One tap.

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Should I do a part 2?