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inkskinned · 8 months ago
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please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!
do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!
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my-darling-boy · 1 month ago
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I was at a bookstore looking through the art section and I saw a spine that said The Camden Town Nudes which was interesting because this didn’t seem like the bookstore where I would ever find something like that and I wanted to have a casual look but like. This also wasn’t exactly the bookstore where you felt like you could look at naked pictures let alone just suggestive paintings of them, it’s a really small shop as well, so I was like right I’ll just take a quick peek, I’m an art student, I love history, maybe I’ll buy it. I looked both ways and saw the shopkeep had left momentarily and no one was about, so I opened it and found it was an entire book featuring nude Edwardian women all painted by Walter Sickert between 1905-1912 and it was actually quite a revolutionary set of paintings for its time given that it featured very raw depictions of working class nude women in dark London instead of the elegant, white bedsheet clad, Demure middle and upper class women usually depicted.
And of course RIGHT as I flip to this lady’s boobs practically taking up an entire double page spread, every customer in a 5 mile radius appeared from around the corners of the shelf including the shopkeep and immediately regressing to a wet, pathetic Edwardian man from 1908, startled, I dropped the large book which caused a giant SLAP on the floor in this already silent store thus causing all patrons to look down at me scrambling on my knees to close a giant book of Edwardian boobs and let me tell you it would not have been nearly as funny had I not immediately felt like some Edwardian local pervert who just tried to sneak a cheeky peek at the erotic book in the bookstore only to drop it dramatically causing a scene, red up to his ears trying to shove it back on the shelf. Like such a casual and normal thing in modern day but looking at Edwardian women suddenly turned it into this egregious act as I apparently became possessed by the spirit of a moustached man in a bowler hat and morning coat going Good Heavens I mustn’t gaze upon these images in public lest the constable haul me away!
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monstermonger · 1 month ago
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We'll meet again someday
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xpurplepiex · 10 days ago
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when i started watching g1 for the first time, i was NOT prepared for whatever the fuck its doing with Megatron's transformation😭😭
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it gave me so much psychic damage
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cactus-teeth-art · 4 months ago
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finished yayyy
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stump-not-found · 3 months ago
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i don't think the theraprism is a good thing, guys
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wanderingibon · 3 months ago
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anya deserved so much better
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chloesimaginationthings · 6 months ago
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Happy 10th anniversary to FNAF!!
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gh0sdae · 1 month ago
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On how they still think curly tried to commit with the crash:
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ashoss · 8 months ago
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my lovely son waking me up to tell me he threw up.
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us waking up my wonderful butlerfather to tell him he threw up.
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bloodraven55 · 10 months ago
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this specific shot is still rotating round and round in my head like a spinning top
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lemongogo · 4 months ago
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life of regret
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eydilily · 2 months ago
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would you bite the hand that feeds you?
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kookydoodleky · 1 month ago
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She'll go for anything, as long as it's a lady
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catsharky · 1 year ago
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Create cool summer treats for your vampire with this one neat trick
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cozylittleartblog · 4 months ago
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nobody can stop me from chewing on concept art like a wild animal
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