#but def dont insult these guys

[unhetalia]

People don't realise it, but Alfred is actually a lot more soft-hearted and forgiving than his twin. Matthew's more personable, for sure, but he's cutthroat AND he holds grudges.

Baby Alfred chose Arthur because he saw Arthur was sad. He chose to comfort a stranger over FOOD, which we know Alfred loves. He barely hesitated.

I like to think Matthew watched Francis be sad about losing to Arthur for two weeks before finally deciding, well, his food DOES look good...

When someone wrongs Alfred he's pretty okay with either ignoring it or forgiving it; Matthew is taking notes and treating it like it's a personal insult and he is NOT letting it go. (When Japan attacked Pearl Harbour, Matthew had Canada declaring war before America even did - man does NOT fuck around about defending his baby brother when he needs to).

Alfred doesn't get a free pass, either. If Matthew does something hurtful or annoying, Alfred barely flinches and just moves on. He forgives and forgets easily. Mattie is HOLDING A GRUDGE and bringing it up for the next twenty five years. Sometimes, he goes too far in retaliating, and then Alfred is crying and Matthew loses the high ground and feels guilty. But after Alfred's done crying he's quick to forgive, so Matthew's not really learning any lessons on restraint.

When you wrong him and you're NOT his brother... well, philosophically, is it really murder if you know they'll come back to life?

[goatedgreen]

Okay lets analyse this one for realsies. Im gonna go through each character in this tweet and go through reasons why i think they either would or would not be crying first, then im gonna put them in order of who survives the roast sesh.... join me on this wonderous journey.

Let's start with Atsumu.... where to even fucking begin. sorry to the Atsumu haters but i truly believe he would not be crying first. First of all he has known Osamu since he was born and while Osamu is the "nice twin" the bar is truly in hell and that motherfucker is mean to one person and one person only and that person is his twin brother Atsumu. This mfer has been conditioned since birth to roast and be roasted. Not only that but this guy was CANONICALLY hated by everyone in his middle school, and his only reaction to that information was "So?" HE DOES NOT CARREEEE. And, I will say, while the other characters shown here are bitchy, they usually target people in petty ways that make fun of their skills (with the exception of Daisho who would probs call Atsumu a single loser but he'd likely just get annoyed by that not cry) and Atsumu knows that his skills are too good for anything they say to hold weight., He has the ego the size of the fucking gym. he's fine.

TSUKISHIMA on the other hand.... dare i say it not the strongest contender ... I dont think FIRST. but this guy is wayyyy more sensitive to criticism than people generally give him credit for. LIKE YES BEFORE YOU JUMP DOWN MY THROAT, he absolutely has the whole "keep booing me it only makes me stronger" thing going on in the Inarizaki game BUT YOU FORGET SO QUICKLY how absolutely insecure this guy is. until yamaguchi kicked his ass into gear in the training camp, he was of the impression that trying to get better at something he enjoyed was fruitless because there was always going to be someone better than him. Someone insightful like Oikawa or Atsumu would def be able to pick up on that insecurity and target him for it. I think his strongest talent is of course provoking people so much that they cant see how much they're affecting him, so he gets a lot of points for pettiness that would keep him from crying first because theres no way he's gonna LOSEEEE to someone like Daisho or Oikawa. BONUS POINTS on his behalf though is he was the only one on the team at the end of season one who WASNT CRYING about their loss. And i think the only one on karasuno who we havent seen cry (as far as i can remember).

Now listen.... fanon Oikawa is for sure crying first because for some bizzare reason people characterise him as a pushover twink. Canon Oikawa told USHIJIMA to remember his worthless pride so he could crush him in the future. like... he's kind of taking names a little. i'll allow him a small slay for his efforts of being a bitch to Ushijima. Oikawa is SMARTTTT and has a lot of emotional intelligence, so can for sure target people's insecurities with pinpoint accuracy. He doesnt get SUPER easily riled up when he's "in the zone" and only lashes out when he's backed into a corner. he hangs out with what is probably a team of people scientifically designed in a lab to HUMBLE HIM DAILY, so he has built up somewhat immunity to being insulted and targeted for bully behaviour. LOSES TREMENDOUS AMOUNTS OF POINTS for being kind of a sore loser and someone who FOR SURE cries when angry or frustrated.

Daisho.... why is he even here (sorry to those who love him). Listen... this guy is petty, and he lowkey cheats, and he takes immense joy in riling people up for shits and gigs... BUT WHYYY IS HE HERE LMAOOOO. to be honest, i dont think he would cry first purely for the fact that he doesnt know these other guys well enough to really gaf about what theyre saying to him. on the other hand, that makes him kind of an easy target because he's so irrelevant to these other guys lives that they could probably make him feel like shit for that reason only. he gets bonus points for being the only one in a canonical relationship (oikawas girlfriend we never meet that he broke up with doesnt count, in fact it loses him points).

WITH ALL THAT BEING SAID. the final order i think is, Oikawa goes out crying first, not because he's upset but because he got sooo fucking mad at Atsumu's unbothered behaviour he had to leave and he was angry crying while doing it. Daisho is next because Tsukishima said some shit like "bro who even are you lmaooo irrelevant ass" and he remembered he sucks at volleyball and got upset, he's okay tho bc his gf is there to comfort him. Atsumu cries next but not because of anything Tsukishima says, he just gets so fucking bored of Tsukishima not giving him interesting reactions to his jabs that he starts doing weird shit like standing on his head and he ends up hurting himself and crying because he is a big baby. Tsukishima is the last one standing .

...

That is of course assuming that Oikawa doesnt kill them all first with his Super Triple Homo Spin Serve that killed all of Karasuno. People forget so quickly that he is the most diabolical anime villain of all time...

[listofwhyyouloveher]

Hiiiii I hope ur doing good but can I request the greaser gang with fem!black reader :33 (this is very much self indulgent heheehe)

Summary: The Outsiders x Black!Reader

Warnings: none Author's Note: sorry if I got somethings wrong againnn

PONYBOY CURTIS

Thinks you're so pretty and have the prettiest eyes

Stares at them, Def gets “lost in them”

buys you cds of all your fav music so you can listen to them with him

Will ALWAYS be with you. He thinks he can intimidate the socs away

JOHNNY CADE

Very insecure abt yalls relationship because he doesnt think hes cute enough to be with you

Stands in the pharmacy to read about your pop culture in magazines

Thinks your hair is so attractive, loves running his hands (gently) through it

he'll get literally red faced, screaming, attacking anything if you get insulted or jumped, he's gonna be your ride or die.

SODAPOP CURTIS

Obsessed with your facial harmony

When your doing your hair he'll help you separate the curls for you

Loves seeing you in his DX shirt because of your perfect figure

If you like a certain artist, he'll definitely try and sneak you into the concert

STEVE RANDLE

His love language is food, so hell cook whatever your mom gives him recipes for

If you don't like it, he's making that same thing everyday until it's perfect for you

Loves your fashion sense, he tells you that its like dating a model

Tries his absolute hardest to get you the right color jewelry, like he has a note of either gold or silver 

TWO BIT MATHEWS

Perhaps a little insensitive and rude without trying to be, like hes trying to crack jokes but some of those dont land

IMMEDIATELY respects the boundaries you put down, backs off quickly.

Likes doing your “girly” stuff with you, but he mostly tells you to do it on his sister so you two can bond

Turns out her hair hold a really pretty curl and she asks you to do her hair everytime you come over, hes literally so in love with the fact that you two get along 

DARRY CURTIS

Tries his best to not be rude, its like hes always walking on eggshells.

He has you explain everything to him so now he has 100 mental notes about everything you do, like, eat etc.

Tries to treat you like a queen and saves up so much money for fancy dates and stuff.

No one fucks with you because hes on semi good terms with socs and good terms with greasers. So ur just in the middle ground

DALLAS WINSTON

Once again (say it with me guys!) DALLAS IS A WHITE BITCH

doesn't understand anything, will lowkey judge you for many things

Literally tried to bag you as a challenge, but kinda fell for your charm

Hes not head over heels but he's falling, just will never admit it.

[anotherferalrat]

Arcane S2 Thoughts: Ep3

Aight this one's gonna be a lil different bc with the previous, I was doing it as I was watching but this one I had to lock in bc everything was happening. So these aren't in chronological order, just in order of how much I need to scream and a lil more coherent maybe

Also preemptive lil note bc I see this going around alrdy. YALL. THESE R ALL FUNNY LIL HAHAS. PLS DONT TAKE ANYTHING SRSLY. YES EVERYONE IS WRONG, YES EVERYONE IS NUANCED. PLS LET ME COPE WITH MY COMEDY PLS THATS ALL I HAVE LEFT

U kno what it is, spoilers and all that

Am I allowed to say it's a little wild that the Kiramman family just casually has keys to the device that can gas the underground? AND WE PULLED IT OUT RL QUICK-

Bro Jinx making 'killing my family' jokes r both hilarious and horrifically depressing

Am I furry? ...according to my friends, debatable. DID I THINK LEST WAS HOT? UHHHH- (PLS IM NOT A FURRY, IT'S THE VOICE. AND ALSO SPIES. I LOVE A WOMAN WHO CAN RUIN MY LIFE WITHOUT TOUCHING ME. U HAVE TO BELIEVE ME PLS IM NOT-)

Yoooo I love ekko and jayceeee their science bro dynamic is so cuteeee. Jayce pls adopt him (and use him to babytrap viktor PLS-)

As a general note I love the animation in arcane but this season's rly poppin off. Like the comic style when the enforcer team first pulled up? Gorgeous. I gotta say tho the scene in the hexgate core had me thinkin there was smth in my macarons ong

Now time to rescind a few previous statements, as a thread

'Please don't ever change' *me, who has been picking up the vibes that cait is about 0.3 secs from going full crusader and the only thing stopping her is vi*: "Something is wrong I can feel it"

OMFG NVR MIND GUYS CAITVI WON. WE DID IT. WE GOT A KISS AHAHAHHAHAH. THE LESBIANS R FINALLY WINNING

'If u see the shot take it.' "SOMETHING IS WRONG I CAN-"

See guys? Jinx isnt homophobic!! It's fuckin hilarious that she was like hope yall banged b4 u came to die

...Caitvi did not in fact win... tho ig technically this time they were together so I take back my previous lesbians divorce without getting together joke (not the gay one tho. Jayce and viktor r def gojover)

Bro was it rly necessary to jam the rifle in her gut? Like ik she fumbled but like we don't gotta add insult to injury

There's only 2 ways to deal with a lesbian breakup: become a dictator or crash out😔✌️ (vi is literally me)

Back to ur regularly scheduled ramblings

SCREAMINGGG. THE FACT THAT VI DIDN'T EVEN LOOK WHEN CAIT SHOT HAS ME IN TEARS

'Haha ur so hot, don't get possessed by spooky roses' MEL NOOOOOOOO

See now I understand the symbolism in the intro. Be nice to ur kids guys. Mommy issues creates vengeful vessels for the dark arts

ISHA BABYYYY IM CRYINGGG. THE WAY NO ONE HAS DEFENDED JINX LIKE THAT SINCE SHE WAS 12 AND THE ONE WHO USED TO DEFEND HER IS THE ONE APPARENTLY TRYNA MURDER HER RN-

RELATED NOTE: THE WAY JINX ACCEPTED IT UNTIL ISHA JUMPED IN AND THEN SHE SEEMED TO PANIC

Last but not least... tf is william afton doing in the basement? Why is it important enough to include at the end of every episode? I feel like ik who the creature is (or used to be) and im scared

OMFG I COMPLETELY FORGOT I THINK THIS WAS THIS EPISODE. BRO JINX MODIFYING SEVIKA'S ARM WAS SO CUTE I LOVE THAT FOR THEM. THE NEW ICONIC BATTLE BUDDY DUO FR

[lifmera]

Hello there, can I get a romantic matchup for Hazbin, Helluva and Genshin Impact (I hope that's not too many)?

I'm bisexual (with a preference for men but I'm down for whatever) and I use she/her. I'm an ambivert. For those who don't know me very well, I may appear calm, collected and polite, but when I get close with someone, that's when my true personality comes out; I'm very sarcastic and sassy, especially if someone gets on my nerves. When I'm with my friends, I like to joke around, engage in playful banter with them, even often affectionately insult them (if that makes sense). I also love to tease and I don't mind being teased back. Even though I'm a bit goofy, I'm usually the rational, maybe even mom friend of the group; the type of friend who tries to stop the rest from doing dumb shit if I think it's too dumb or dangerous (but if it's pretty harmless, I'll gladly join in on the fun). I also tend to curse like a sailor lol. But my friends say that I'm also thoughtful, open and understanding. I can be very patient and gentle as well if I want too.

As for my style, I usually dress in all black (fun fact: I never wear skirts though, I despise them) and I love silver jewelry. I always have a silver ring on each finger or both hands (without them I feel almost naked) and usually snake or dragon-themed silver earrings.

My main hobbies and interests are: listening to music (I can't live without it), lately I've been listening mostly to any rock or metal type of music or similar (for example I love bands such as Ghost and Nickelback). Besides that, I also love to draw, read, and travel. Sometimes I also like to play or do some sports (I've been a horse rider since I was seven and I love swimming). But I also like to just sit on the couch and watch movies (preferably with friends).

Also, my main love languages are: psychical affection, quality time and gift giving.

I think that's it, thank you in advance!

Hi!! Of course 🩷

I’ve decided to pair you with…. LOONA, ADAM & XIAO!

I mean can you blame me? You guys would get along so well.

Honestly- her and octavia too would be drawn in by your sense of style.

Before she knew your personality, she probably thought you were just another person wither coming to work in the office or pay.

Once she got to know you though? BEST FRIENDS.

She would engage in playful banter with you, but at some point she’ll start to take it seriously. Similarly what she does to moxxie.

She thinks its hilarious when you join in on making fun of Moxxie or Blitz, or even joining in their adventures! Shes also glad theres someone other than her who’ll stop Them from getting into trouble per usual.

You and Loona would have the same Music taste honestly, i think you guys would head bang 24/7 if you could LOL

She’d love your jewelry honestly, and probably ask you to spare her some. She just wants to match :(

Not the biggest physical touch person, but she will hold your hand. She doesn’t trust anyone else around you. Other than Blitzo..

Time for ADAM!

Are we surprised x2?

He would TOTALLY ROCK OUT WITH YOUUUUUUU!!!!

He’s a jackass, but lets be real… (hes fine as fuck-) he would stop if you genuinely asked him, and he liked you!!!

If you joined in on the bullying? Or just teasing? Dream come TRUE !

He definitely would bully you for your style at first but listen.. its because he’s a loser and he cant flirt :(

If you are patient with Adam, it’ll mean the WORLD to him. He needs someone who will listen to him for once.

Definitely loves the music taste.

He probably steals ur rings when u dont notice, and then out of nowhere he’ll be like strumming his guitar n u just see ur rings… and be like “i thought u didnt like them..”

And he was like “ermmmm 🥹🥺🥺”

He def loves physical touch and quality time. They go hand in hand

OK XIAO TIME!!

I just gave you all the emo’s.

This is what you get!!!

Definitely when you first met, you both were silent as fuck.

Dont expect him to talk cus he wont.

So you finally talk, and honestly when he realizes your personality, i think he would enjoy being around you.

He might be put off at first, with the teasing but i think he would actually… enjoy it ?

He definitely would like people who are more mean to him.

He thought your outfit was honestly so bomb, and would take your shit too.

What is with these characters…

Unlike the other two, he’d probably ask for permission though!! Cus hes a sweetie at heart.

Quality time and gift giving are his love languages for you!!

~~

THEY WERE KINDA SHORT!! IM SORRY 😭😭

[neoivy1]

some hcs that my friend made me write for me and her in twst ♤♡

When I say you and me , I refer to her and myself♤

Fandom :twst

Tw: malleus being left out , jamils insecurities and leech twins

Okay so basically

I definitely feel that you and Jack would be the mum and dad of the group and I'd probably be the feral child who says stupid stuff.

Me and epel would def go to vils classes(?) Together and you'd be worried sick cuz we'd play a prank on vil

Me and you would bully sebek and tell him stories about how our world sees faeries

Id force sebek to give me BOTH lilia and silvers numbers

I have a feeling ace would ask both of us out , you first and if you said no then me but you would stop him

I feel like mine and deuces mum are similar so we could bond over that

You and sebek would fight , cuz he would insult me and you would not stand for that

Id probably tell them stupid things about girls that they would believe

Id force everyone to watch me dance and sing , you'd be there willingly

Okay okay

Id piss off riddle by wearing the wrong tie and you would protect me

Because I dont sleep i think I'd stay with silver to look after him but you'd get worried about me

You would offer azul help in the mostro lounge and I would be there asking for discounts or trying to make new drinks

Ruggie and you would probably be getting me and Leona food for lunch together

Me , you , jade and jamil would go grocery shopping for our dorms and I would sneak in a billion snacks for me , floyd and kalim

Id ask riddle help in homework , only for me to just end up staring at him

You'd host cooking sessions at ramshackle with Jamie and Reggie

Id end up crying because floyd squeezed me to hard

Id totally ask all of the octotrio out and silver

You'd tell Jamie you like him and he would think your saying it to get kalim😭😭😭

Okay okay

Vil and me are ALWAYS dressing up and putting on make-up, at one point you ban me

You and they bake , I eat and then you guys keep making , I keep eating

Youd force Leona, to get out and go to class , id skip with him

Rook and would pretend to be in the mafia , and we'd have like scenarios , targets , codenamed and scare everyone

Id go on dates with lilia , you with malleus and wes have double dates

Id stop lilia from cooking for a quick makeout session so you and silver can fix things

I would play otome games with idia, and all four including ortho would read new mangas

Me , you , lilia , idia game nights

Id FORCE you to film me and cater to upload on magicam

Id start a magicam account for both of us and all of them would follow

Wed plan parties for malleus and the rest of the third year's so he doesent get excluded

[saexy]

wdu think abt being divorced parents w sae but there is still some bed chem 👀 and maybe the divorce wasn’t the best idea bc u both still crave for eachother ( don’t mind me I’m delulu)

GREAT ASK NONIE..... oh oh nonniee!! lets dig deeper bec i have opinions i want to voice lmao...

i think sae and you will always gonna have something unsaid something more even if youre divorced... considerimg you guys had kids.. he was def not playing or this wasnt really accidental.. he knows things you dont tell yourself, tgere is an intensity to the companionship you shared, youre an open book to him. I SEE him as a very serious fatger figure, someome who is always going to stick around his kids, sae knew what his childhood lacked so he is def is gonna make sure his babies are never neglected and if you do decide to move on and date, and god forbid he finds youre seeing other men :') he'll be all up in your space questioning your whereabouts and how easy youre gonna let just any rando guy walk in their kids' life, bec he is not letting it happen, "i wanna meet this guy" he'll make obnoxious remarks, and would prolly tell him straight to his face, no guy can never take his place so he shouldnt bother either, he is never gonna be part of his daughters' lives... never a part of the family, and tge most interesting part would be sae would sit insulting yoir date and you'd stay quiet the whole time bec you're kind of turned on squirminh in your seat seeing him like this, no half ass man would ever even compete to the love sae has for both of your kids. and youre angry and its not long till you are shutting the door ready to discuss sae's behaviour...but he knows the angrier you get, he winss :') so its gonna end up in your bed each time and i think eveytime you see him w kids, or vice versa alot of feelings are gonna resurface especially on family times, were youre both putting kids to bed or they sleep on one of your arms and he is aksing you to hand her over, and there is a little soft unspoken sparks reigniting, until youre both losing yoirselves in each others gaze, and makes you think why did you divorce him... you're never gonna move on, and he knows there isnt any otger woman ever being good enuf to bear his children.. :') OVERALL DIVORCE EXPERINECE W SAE 10/10 youre never gettting rid of him, he is a parasite stuck and he blames you at times bec you're not doing a good eenough job sometimes and um maybe he is a little too mean and an ass but he only does it to crawl under your skin so you can always just run back to him :') he means well.. he loves you.. but he sucks at soekaing stuff this is the only way :')

[asylumdweller]

would Vincent have "nice guy" tendencies

hmm. not really? like he def wouldnt take saying you dont wanna have sex with him as bitchiness, for one, he a lot of the time doesnt ask in the first place, hes self aware enough to expect a negative reaction in that case lol. and two, even if he does go the semi-normal route, yeah he would be a little dejected but rejection doesnt stop him theres nothing morally keeping him from just molesting/raping them anyway. if you insulted him for being creepy in a way that hurt his feelings he wouldnt call you a whore he probably would just shakily force a laugh and tell himself you that you dont really mean it. he also doesnt claim to be this shining example he understands that hes doing something significantly wrong (though it is pretty watered down and unserious the way he sees it lmao he doesnt feel guilty) tl;dr he wouldnt really but he is worse

[tmwcs]

Heethans reaction to y/n getting bullied by boys in her class for doing something wrong in a project and Heethan sees??

Hi love! i'll answer this one right below since i have the other one shots and drabbles i need to finish, but the answer is as elaborate and detailed as the drabbles so enjoy the read ;)

The moment ANY man/woman (it seriously would not matter...remember what he did with Tiff?) the moment any person bullies y/n, its over. if it was numerous people, it's still over. depending on the degree of offense, his punishment will match the crime, however, no matter how severe or minor the offense was, it's not going to be good for the offenders.

He can go anywhere from beating them down to where every bone in their bodies are broken, to severely injuring them, or even killing them and using the major connections from his family's influence to cover it up. because you know, hybe has headquarters in America, Japan, and Korea, sooooo..yeah, no one is safe, he would def have the police and everyone bought out and nothing would come of it. i kind of suspect (even though it was left unwritten) that's how he kind of handled the whole thing with Scott and his crew after he burned them alive in their van for what they were trying to do with y/n. i just imagined him calling up his family's connections (i'm a firm believer that some people with serious money and influence will have connections with or without the governments to cover shit up and avoid scandals.)

If these boys were just harassing y/n and insulting her, playing rude and vicious pranks on her, i foresee him kidnapping each one, tying them up, and either laying them in the middle of the road and running them over (i read that in a separate one shot one time and i immediately thought of heethan on what he would do if someone harmed y/n) or he would beat them like crazy. he's not really violent naturally, but will get violent, sadistic, and very cruel when it comes to people who harm you, especially if they cross the line.

if it was just a series of insults or threats thrown at your way by the bullies, i think he would just beat them up and warn them to not even look your way let alone talk to you.

now lets say they got physical, like pinned you against the wall and forced kiss you, grabbed your arm and threatened you, or did anything like that, first off, they wont get too far with it because heethan is always nearby you. when you're at classes, he knows your schedule so he is very prompt (he's actually always early when picking you up and he'll text you. if you dont text back bc these guys took your phone, or he doesnt see you come out of the doors, it would only be seconds before he goes inside the building and figures out which room they took you and he'll not only stop this shit, but he'll immediately take you away and back to his room. he'll have h/n and jake watch over you while he would go and track down each and every single one of those bullies, and the infinite possibilities of torturous death is numerous, all i can say, he'd kill them in a very brutal and maybe even...a messy manner. especially Ethan, that guy will actually enjoy it knowing he's getting rid of someone who hurt you. one by one, each bully would die, and never be found. he'd use his family's connections to cover it up and that's the end of it. he is a man who will do things where the punishment will fit the crime, and the moment someone hurts you that way, there's no escape, kinda like what he did with tiff and scott.

a part of me kind of suspects that heethan developed slight anger issues that only comes out the moment someone causes you harm. it stems from his posessive, obsessive, and aggressive love for you, so he'd def would come out with it if someone harmed you. he also developed a little bit of a jealous streak, but if it was like someone at random coming up to you and complimenting your looks or trying to flirt with you at the cafe, he'd pull you in and just stare them down, talking with his eyes to let them know that you belong to him.

now lets say it's someone that KNOWS who you are and who you belong to, not just some stranger at a cafe or restaraunt......lord...

if one of the bullies openly made inappropriate comments towards you, and he found out about it....the jealousy would not only be there, but....i think we would seriously have to question his sanity at that moment because the amount of thoughts that would go through his head on how he wants to handle that person is very.....dark.

[terraliensvent]

ok mod, im gonna be /gen. im mostly against terras but i read all the asks and i think its weird how you automatically say any criticism ones are “meatriding” “braindead” and “white knighting”. some of them make alot of sense 2 me, mainly abt the assets cuz even if it was for a species, it was for their own species so its not like they ever expected 2 be banned. any artist has the right to request their art taken down even if their annoying on th unless it was for money, which it wasnt. yall using words like “vandalism” and “literally disgusting” abt this comes off reactionary. not everyone criticizing how yall talk ab this is here to defend coy/civ, im def not i think their annoying af. but if u wanna be fair u gotta hear out others points without assuming and insulting them. i lowkey agree with anon who said some anons r obsessed bc of this

heres the thing, its got a lot to do with wording to me.

if you want to be the guy who says “errrmmmm….yeah you guys are a little obsessed its just furry pngs” or the guy who says “uhm civ and coy put BLOOD SWEAT AND TEARS into terras and now theyre being thrown out and discarded in the rain!” thats whiteknighting to me. youre not engaging or making any sort of argument.

additionally, with the assets whiteknight, i call it “whiteknighting” because they refuse to look at the evidence in front of their face. cal said that they would redo all the assets that coy wanted removed, however they also said that its not something that can be done at the drop of a hat. whiteknights are acting like cal and staff turned up their noses sneering “you cant make me” thats literally not at all what happened you guys just refuse to read

for your last point, nobody has said anything about “wording.” its someone who, again, refuses to actually engage with an argument and just spout nonsense. but if were talking about wording, yes i would consider going in to the site and making unapproved changes, possibly causing issues for others but not having care whether it does or not, yeah i would consider that vandalism. i would also consider coy’s history of doing petty, immature shit with little to no concern for the consequences of their actions “disgusting.”

im not gonna tone police myself on my blog, ive said before that i will use hyperbole for humor, but when its time to be fully serious ill tone it down. i think that part of the reason coy especially has been able to scoot by any and all criticism is because people are SO intent on handling them with kids gloves, when theyve shown to be incredibly vindictive, even talking shit about a community they themself cultivated but then acting like they had no part to play in it

i answer all asks here, however if someone just barges in being stupid im gonna handle it like theyre stupid. when people actually have something to say, i am willing to entertain it. im willing to agree with people and change my mind and ill post opinions i dont necessarily totally agree with, but the catch is you actually have to say something instead of burying your head in the sand about counter arguments. (also ive never called anyone braindead as far as i remember but i think were getting into semantics)

im gonna start putting this at the bottom of all my posts just so you guys know im not saying i think coy should be sentenced to the firey pits of hell for all eternity, just that theyre shitty and immature and refuse to learn from their mistakes

[spaceyflowers]

Do you have headcanons about lookism + htf characters that you haven't talked about in a post before?

OH yeah um. a lot, but some are def leaning towards ooc/very self indulgent LMAO so i'm sorry if u look at these and go "they would NOT do that" its true to me 💔

i'll list 5 for both series!

thank u for showing interest, and also anyone else is welcome to reply/reblog with their headcanons bc theyre always fun to see <3 !!

(btw sorry if i have shared some of these b4, if i did they were prob in my tags and i just forgot 😭)

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LOOKISM

-mary kim; she has a muscular figure with a lil tummy ! naturally started losing weight and building muscle while doing judo as a sport and exercising in general. she's still a little sensitive about her weight due to bullying when she was younger and at a larger size, but shes happy where she is now. she'll beat ur ass if u shit talk her weight but if u do it behind her back, vin jin will step in if he catches u ^_^

-jay; hes selectively mute, it formed mainly from his social anxiety but also because he's naturally an introvert and was neglected during his developing childhood stages, so that snowballed into selective mutism ! (saying this just bc i like having reasons for everything rather than just make him not being able to talk a Unique Character Trait Thing) i also have a whole ass backstory idea for him but i'll only share if someone's interested 😭 tbh tho i might get too attached to it and ignore canon if his real backstory ever comes out LMAOOO

-leonn; i ABSOLUTELY fucking refuse to have the only woman in the architecture department be there just bc she has a crush on some fucking guy (not an insult to vasco, simply an angry comment directed towards gross heteronormativity and the shitty use of female characters). anyways she mistook her deep admiration for vasco as romantic feelings

-warren; has a blackhole stomach. everyone in hostel is wary about wasted food bc theyre,, not very well off to say the least so anything they dont like/cant finish they give to warren and he happily chows down ^_^ also yeah hes not very picky about what he eats !!

-vin jin; the easiest way to tell he's embarrassed is when his ears go red. (jace, too... for obvious reasons) its hard to catch him blush under his shades sometimes! this may or may not also be the reason he grew out his hair ^_^

HOW TO FIGHT

-snapper has become such a talented cameraman he is now great at secretly recording things to blackmail his friends LMAAOAO (obviously nothing serious tho, snapper's not evil 😭)

-rumi has a habit of petting people's heads affectionately 💖

-jisoo's ass is rotting in jail! ^_^

-taehun is a child magnet. you'd think he'd scare off kids but nope they all wanna play with him. and he acts like he hates this fact yet he always plays with the kids or at least entertains them a little (when hes not busy). altho he does hate this fact; babies are always staring at him (yknow that one science study or whatever that said babies stare at pretty people? yeah.)

-THE GIRLS ARE ALL BESTIES!!!!!! bomi, gyeoul, rumi, and gaeul <3 bomi is the calm collected smart one, rumi is also the smart one but more bubbly, gyeoul is the little goblin they kinda have to keep on a leash and gaeul's dumb of ass pure of heart <3

[s0lar-ch3ri]

ep 51-52 spoilers but i gotta get the thoughts out man (also some for ep 2 of the black rose pirates oneshot)

ok so im going to do it all at once but like the amount of times i panicked with gill and shit over things like the moment the arm was mentioned i KNEW it was jon and how gillion risked so much to save him

(imagine a world where gillion didnt make it and slowly froze to death and was comforted by the ideas of jay and chip making it yet felt ashamed and disappointed as he couldn't save jon or pretzel and on the other side it could be either jay or chip wanting to stay longer and trying to get them back or them both just sobbing at the door because gills fucking dead and- i should stop hurting me emotionally huh)

back to what actually happened im so happy they all ended up fine and shit and id help gill with a villain arc if they did both die (both being jon and pretzel)

more about gillion its just something with how his "insult" wasnt really an insult but rather something he believed that he knew would hurt chip. something how grizzly also used the word sin for dark secret and then gillion talks how he got banished and he probably was very nervous about it going south yet they thought his punching of the navy was kickass.

the fact that gillion hugged jay thinking she was his sister is so sweet yet i could tell from the beginning that edyn wasnt real. i just got the sense for pain man

take gill giving chip a ring and him getting flustered about it whatever way ya want, im just thinking how fucked hed be if jay and chip did indeed fight each other (also you cant tell me that he wasnt taught it by his sister and his test was pretzel who knew how dangerous it could have been yet he could tell she wanted to bond it and so gill has a ring on him somewhere and they pretend that the magic is still in effect and it makes them even closer then before)

chip was a fucking bastard with the whole secret pressuring thing, and grizzly knew. and he used it to fuck up their friendship harder. making the people chip cares for the most (which btw thats so fucking cute writing bout that next) attack him and having someone jay cares about attack someone she also cares about maybe even more while giving gill such a tame one is grizz's plan. worst part is gillion would be used to them teasing each other so he may brush the growing hatred off as just something human friends do. GOD GRIZZLY WHY ARE YOU SO GOOD AT THIS

theres something sweet about bizly telling grizz the people chip cared for the most was jay and gillion because it sounds like he didn't mention arlin, implying chip cares for gillion and jay more then arlin and thats beautiful.

my heart hurts seeing the idea of chip having such bad trust issues and wondering if these guys actually care for him yet he pulls up the wall with insults manned and ready just so that he doesn't need to accept that people he cares about exist and doesn't need to worry about them going away and i made myself pain again AHHHHHHHH

i remember seeing a post about jay being an easy crier and how it doesnt make her any less a girlboss and i fully heartedly agree because aprt of her girlbossness she can acknowledge her barriers and when shit crosses the line and she doesnt hide it up and maybe that inspires chip and gill to be more open about their boundaries and emotions and ill stop before i make more pain but yeah def proven by the flesh room

i dont know if anyone else made the comparison but yall know when finn arlin and dray were going down the hallway and each got flashbacks and shit? the mirages were probs a reference and it was the same order too (charlie, bizly, then condi) and i freaked when i realized!

of course jon is what got gillion pumped up and bsck to his gill self because theyre gay af guys

that ring thing between gill and chip was so fucking gay omfg i hope they keep them happy pride month

the fact that gill just had to be in the middle of chip and jay fighting and idk why i do this to me but maybe he felt bad cause of the shit he said cause while jay and chip said a ton of things and they did feel bad a bit what if gillion felt like he had fucking sinned with this insult because of how bad chip seemed to feel and he just cant help but feel like he helped and all that and god how let me be a fan fic writer

okay comfort for me now (its poly pirates i love them ok) but since gill believed jay enjoyed the clown outfit (plus she mentiondd that she gave up on her dreams) he ends up trying to make one and hes a lil nervous but he asks chip for help and jay just finds them in the room with gill practicing sowing as chip helps him make a clown outfit and jay just is mesmerized by how hard gillion is trying and how chip is just so calm with him and they seem as though this is one of the most important tasks of their lives (for chip its more of making gill happy by helping him learn to sow) and after a bit jay goes back up and what do you know 1 or 2 hours later jay is given a wrapped box by gill who seems very excited and ahe opens it and finds the clown outfit chip helped make and she glances up to see chip give gill a thumbs up and wink and she smiles and tears up at how much effort they spent into making this

more poly pirates comfort coming next post but its really just gonna be writing fanfic ideas that i WILL make after i write a couple moee chapters of my scu fic

[lifeinthegladhouse]

sorry there is literally no one in the world that actively makes me as murderously upset as my parents but fortunately one of them is dead and shhe's doing much better now so the only person left to incite literal actual growling level rage is def my dad. being real with him today and saying "no absolutely not fuck that" over the phone (which HURTS bc i WISH it WASNT LIKE THIS BC I LOVE HIM FFS) and hahving a back and forth just felt like two men taking off their gloves to have a fist fight out back except its me outside in the oregon cold hoping the cops dont get called on this stupid ass fucking suburb im partially living in (in laws home) bc even tho im SO quiet and SO respectful and people literally call me a gentleman and so conscientious i am like baring my teeth trying not to SCREAM into this field and HE is sitting in a car he shouldnt be driving in texas with a bunch of pain and can barely walk bc hes 73 and wont cope with the fact that hes old and ill and it's like a verbal battle of 2000 miles. also he said iw as brutal and i was like "you always do this you literally ALWAYS insult me constantly" and he was like "its a compliment" and im like my father in earthly christ brutal is NEVER a compliment.

also e lowkey was like "youd be an amazing prosecutor" and im like IM 29 I CANT GO TO LAW SCHOOL I CAN BARELY GET OUT OF BED BUT I GUESS ITLL FULFILL MY AL*N SH*RE FANTASY RIGT NOW (this is funny bc my dad did watch the show) and im like "huh i guess im like that guy in that show" and e hates that bc e HATES TAT IM TRANS AND WONT STOP CALLING ME HIS DAUGTER sorry this is so personal and unhinged i am just NOT well

fighting with my dad has made me like, hypomanic, like dissociative unhinged and NOT ok. its very unfun.

[thatone-highlighter]

Bestie I also loved it when I was younger!! It is such a nice and fun show and I just think it’s neat. I still haven’t watched Barbie, I think I’m gonna have to wait till it’s out of theaters to watch it but I’m fine w that. Also I think you’d make a good ken

I conned Len and a mutual friend into watching Barbie life in the dreamhouse at a sleepover and then THEY got mad at ME because THEY kept watching it for 2 hours after i passed out. Me and my younger sibling used to watch it So Much when we were little just whenever, its just one of those things that i dont know how we found but was just always kinda there. I never really saw any of the old barbie movie tho.

I really wanted to watch the new barbie movie from when i found out about it. I thought it would be genuinely an enjoyable movie (i was right) but also i thought it would be really funny that, since i dont like going to the movies very much and have only gone with friends one time before, it would be really funny if being the most Guy guy in my friend group the only movies id seen with people my age were Frozen 2 and Barbie. And i was right ofc (i guess you could also count my 8th birthday party where we watched the lego movie but even if you include that its still. Yeah). Its a really good movie tho def one i would watch again, 100% think you should watch it if you get the chance even if its after its out of the cinemas.

Somehow being called a „good ken“, it doesn’t feel like an insult but it doesn’t quite feel like a compliment either

[mithliya]

'meanwhile the bi women who claim theyre lesbians all of a sudden when mid-aged state they were genuinely into men or werent even into women until they were middle aged, some say they just stopped being into men'

thats not representative of all of them tbh, but defs the loud majority. if ur ever bored check out 'Dear John, I Love Jane" warning, foreward was written by lisa diamond (women r sexually fluid lady) nd its got bis saying theyre lesbian, still an insightful read on the diff ways it manifests

a lot of signs that pple take as gay (not wrongfully or anything) are often signs of SSA as you said though her vid doesnt have much to conclude

oh yeah i know theyre not representative of everyone but actually what i said was based off me reading lisa diamond’s lesbophobic bs dhdhshs like testimonies of women being like “oh i used to be exclusively into men until i was 47 and now im exclusively into women so im a lesbian!” or “i loved my husband but i started to be into women and dont feel attracted to him anymore” or “i barely am into guys” type of women and its like… basically none of the women in that paper were lesbians from what i recall, none are genuine lesbians who were in a het marriage for a lot of their lives (for whatever reason) which i dont doubt genuinely exist. its honestly insulting and ignorant in many ways bc if woman who was into men then became only into women is a lesbian who was straight then a woman who was only into women then became only into men / into men as well is a straight woman who was once a lesbian… in reality that is not the case: both are bisexual who experience the famously known but ridiculously understudied bi-cycle and both are used to support lesbophobic & homophobic rhetoric. lesbians are never into men at any point in our lives and nothing can change that.

agreed fully with what u said and also that the stuff that woman said about her husband who came out as gay doesnt give enough info to conclude what his Real Sexuality may be. im just glad to see in her videos that shes staying strong and found a silver lining & hes at least supporting her thru this transition and seems somewhat respectful of her at least. i cant imagine going thru such a thing.

[nonclassyparty]

(this got long, my bad) i mean after san bitched her out (almost rightfully so for how rude she was to boyoung… over a BOY) and after she (sort of) tried to move on with mingi, i also would be extremely confused as to why you’re at my door all smiles like we’re good friends like “i thought you told me to stay away from you and boyoung, hoe why are you here?”

and referring to that ask you received when you said he thinks her problems don’t matter bc she doesn’t have to worry about anything financially is so frustrating like san, having money doesn’t exempt someone from having other problems so san’s ignorance is just 🙄 (easier said then done what do i know about rich people problems minus the rich part)

and as for mingi, i was the one who sent that earlier ask last chapter asking “why is everyone setting themselves up 🥴 do you really think they’d be end game did y’all not read the letter at the beginning” and while i think him sleeping with mc was shitty of him bc of his friendship, the way he broke it off with mc was even shittier. you weren’t worried about your friend when you kept sleeping with her and if anything he did lead her on a bit AND mc herself may have fully forgotten the type of situation they were in for a minute, but mingi kept it going, and i agree that he def projected all of his guilt onto her. he didn’t take accountability at all and made mc feel wrong for the boyoung thing which i felt went out the window the minute you decided to keep sleeping with her. i understand he only brought it back up bc of her and san’s breakup but still there was a better way to break things off w/ her esp w/o blaming mc

if i was mc, someone would be getting slapped atp bc now that’s two guys who ended things with her over a girl (the SAME girl), gave her false hope, and insulted her art to a certain degree (i mean mingi saw her actual notebook with her actual art and feelings, and still called it pretentious?? what a dick)

or maybe he didn’t mean most of what he said and had to sacrifice someone’s feelings to keep everyone from being hurt and that person was unfortunately the mc (again)

sorry this got long 😭 i’m really loving this story

well thats just how it is i guess...😭😭😭 sorry i just dont know what else to say, these are all great points and i'd comment on some a bit more but i cant bc i dont want to spoil anything lmfao

but...this story was about san and y/n and THEIR relationship from the start so ofc san had to come back at some point 😭😭 everyone else is just a side character