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ineffable-romantics Ā· 6 months ago
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Thank GOD for those new promo pics.... I've always said this was the way I picture Aziraphale in modern day if he'd been the demon instead, and now I have the perfect angel!Crowley to match!
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scarecrowdrugs Ā· 2 years ago
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Itā€™s very important to the lore of Shiversverse that Jonathan absolutely does the Hroo Hraa cry they used to have him do in the 90s. Itā€™s also equally important that Clarice ended up inheriting this when she became Scream Queen.
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polydamnory Ā· 6 months ago
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Poly Shaw Pack Headcanons
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Sometimes when David says something kind of snappy or rude to Angel (tsunderes gonna tsundere), Darlin will just come up, pick Angel up, and walk away saying ā€œnope. Mate privileges revokedā€ - doesnā€™t matter if Angel isnā€™t bothered by it, he was mean
Milo HAS borrowed that choke collar from Baaabe and used it on Asher šŸ‘€šŸ‘€šŸ‘€
Almost all of them have tried their hand at teaching Asher how to cook - none have succeeded
Asher and Angel both keep getting caught late night gaming by the others, and David. Is. Not. Happy about it.
Sweetheart doesnā€™t purposefully sneak up on/startle Darlin the way they do Milo - they know that due to Darlinā€™s past trauma, theyā€™re a lot more likely to lean more towards the fight part of fight or flight instincts, as well as just not wanting to accidentally trigger them in general
The non-shifter mates will go on a group date just the four of them once a month - the shifters do too but most of the time they just end up playing video games together (Asher) or spending some time in their wolf forms
Milo and Angel are both huge dorks for Aggro and baby him excessively
When Darlin gets really touch starved (which is most of the time), the rest of the polycule just kind of pile on top of them
Baaabe and David learned how to cook some of the dishes Samā€™s grandmother used to make for him to help him feel better on the anniversary of her death - Darlin tried to help but got kicked out of the kitchen
Asher and Sweetheart occasionally team up to fuck with Milo (also Christian lol)
Angel moves around in their sleep a lot so whoeverā€™s closest to them in bed have to be the ones to essentially smother them to keep them from accidentally kicking or punching somebody in their sleep
Solar Solstices are TOUGH with them all staying together, but thankfully the four non-shifters can team up to tackle it - Baaabeā€™s on cooking duty, Angelā€™s the one keeping David and Darlin from getting up out of bed (they are NOT above sitting on you, Darlin, stop it!), and Sweetheart and Sam team up to do some sleeping or healing magic - it doesnā€™t help much, but itā€™s something. They typically end up watching movies or playing some easy video games that at least keep them laying/sitting down for a majority of the day. EDIT: the lovely @darlin-collins (sorry for the at) has pointed out to me that both stealthā€™s AND vampires are negatively affected by the sun bound solstice so I guess Angel and Baaabe are gonna have to fight for their fucking lives lol
The mates groupchat still exists and Asher begs to be let in it like once a week
Darlin kind of wants to be included in it too but refuses to admit it
Asher and Angel can both dress like total gremlins and it physically pains Milo to have to see it
Baaabe has dommed most of the others at some point
Sam took a bit to feel comfortable asking to feed on any of them other than Darlin, and even then he still typically goes to them first if heā€™s feeling hungry - he doesnā€™t really have a favorite, it's just that in that regard he feels the most comfortable with them specifically
Asher will shift and comfort any and all of them in his wolf form like he does for Baaabe - he has to do it a lot for Sweetheart, their job has them stressed
David often feels like heā€™s babysitting a bunch of toddlers because even when they were just friends, the stupid shit this group would get themselves caught up in is insane - the fact that none of them have been arrested yet is a miracle in itself. No, Sam is not an exception.
Darlin, Milo and Angel are all terrible with horror movies (this is canon) and David sometimes likes to choose one he knows will particularly get them when itā€™s his pick for movie night just to fuck with them
I feel like some of these could technically apply outside the context of the polycule, and you know what, yeah that too
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karmanun Ā· 15 days ago
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1. Who pulls the other closer while sleeping?
Jinx. Sheā€™s very touchy-feely and wants to be as close to Lux as possible. In her more vulnerable moments, itā€™s to reassure herself sheā€™s still there.
2. How do they wake up next to each other?
Jinx is either spread-eagled or curled around Lux like a baby monkey and she definitely drools. Lux doesnā€™t move much in her sleep unless she had a bad dream and yet she always manages to have the worst case of bed head
3. What movie do they watch when they both had a bad day and want to turn their brains off for a little while?
Something dumb with a lot of explosions and B-list monsters, like a silver-age Godzilla sequel
4. Who picks something up, says a pun with the object and then laughs like itā€™s the funniest thing theyā€™ve ever heard?
Lux easily. I can totally picture her making dinner, holding up a bean, then telling Jinx itā€™s them because theyā€™re lesbeans. Sheā€™s such a huge dork and it never fails to make Jinx smile
5. How do they hype one another up?
Jinx enjoys giving Lux things, so she tells her she has a surprise for her and refuses to elaborate until Lux is practically bursting out of her skin with anticipation. Jinx doesnā€™t like surprises as much so Lux just talks about every little detail and exaggerates as much as she can because the bigger, the better in her partnerā€™s mind.
6. When one of them gets a new outfit, how does the other react?
Jinx gets uncharacteristically shy. Sheā€™ll blush furiously and fumble her words as she tells Lux how pretty she is. Lux enjoys taking Jinx shopping and buying her new clothes, but even when she sees them beforehand they never fail to make her blush and get her horny
7. Who tries to playfully scare the other person and who always knows where the other person is?
Jinx can never resist pulling pranks like this on Lux when sheā€™s absorbed in a book or has been working too long. Lux tries to get her back but because of Jinxā€™s enhanced Shimmer-hearing and lifetime of looking over her shoulder Lux is never quite able to sneak up on her, but she pretends to be surprised anyway
8. When they go to the grocery shop, what is one section they like to mess around in?
Oh, theyā€™ll totally just run around and ride shopping carts up and down all the aisles (they are banned from several stores because of this) but specifically Jinx will deliberately loiter in the candy aisle with armfuls of candy until Lux has to playfully (but sometimes unironically) drag her out.
9. When their partner has a bad day, what is something the other picks up to try and make their day better?
Lux will order Jinxā€™s favorite dish from Jerichoā€™s! Jinx will rent a cheesy movie or take her to the library
10. Who runs up and hugs their partner while the other catches them?
Smol gremlin bean Jinx is always childishly excited to see her partner and will straight-up jump on her - good thing Lux is so tall and strong and can carry her around
11. What song reminds them of each other?
Rebel Rebel by David Bowie and P.U.N.K Girl by Heavenly never fail to remind Lux of her little wildling Jinx. Jinx doesnā€™t normally listen to love songs but I Wanna Be Yours by Arctic Monkeys is her special song for her flashlight
12. Who presses their nose against their partnerā€™s cheek before kissing them?
They both do! And they touch foreheads, and nuzzle their noses into each otherā€™s necks and each otherā€™s hair, and give each other butterfly kisses, and Lux will trace Jinxā€™s tattoosā€¦ they have so many little gestures of affection and can never get enough of each other
13. What small quirks do they love about each other?
Jinx makes faces (like scrunching up her nose) without realizing when sheā€™s deep in concentration, which Lux could stare at all day. Lux trips over her words when she gets excited and has an ugly laugh, both of which Jinx could listen to all day. Honestly I could go on and on about this one, they love everything about each other.
14. Who accidentally snorts when they laugh and that makes both of them laugh harder?
Lux! Her laugh is one of the few unrefined things about her and thatā€™s why itā€™s one of Jinxā€™s favorite things about her
15. What are some things they do for each other because they know the other hates it?
Lux talks to strangers (except when itā€™s a confrontation, Jinx is absolutely the ā€œexcuse me she asked for no picklesā€ girlfriend) and does the laundry - Jinx would rather (and does) live off the dirty clothes on her floor than do a load of laundry. Lux is also the better cook between them but it can be a chore for her, especially after sheā€™s had a long day, so Jinx relishes every opportunity to make dinner for her sunshine
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harksness Ā· 6 months ago
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Ok idk how many ppl are gonna read this but pls I would love for this to be a bit of a discussion for how people would apply this to themselves/their little pleasures.
Agatha is really good at staying up to date with things as the times change. She needs to make sure she fits in so she doesn't rouse any suspicion, right? So she has to, for survival. Fashion trends, politics, current events, and so on she's on top of.. But she's not good at staying up to date with music. She's horrible about it. You needed to explain everyone from Nirvana to Britney Spears to Billie Eilish to her.
When the 70s hit, she fell in love with that era and hasn't left it. The Cure, Elton John, David Bowie, Fleetwood Mac, (heavy on Fleetwood Mac), and she just hasn't really kept up since. She's listened to Rumors on repeat since it was released. (Just from vibes alone I feel like she'd love Dreams and probably crushed on Stevie Nicks.)
When you two start dating and you realize this, you think it's so cute. You listen to all of her favorite albums and songs, and love to listen to her stories from the concerts she's gone to. She ends up being a bit of a music dork, she loved going to concerts back in the day but as her favorite artists grew older and slowed down with touring she stopped going to shows.
So you introduce her to more music to bring that love back out of her. (Going off of my favorite musicians) she loves Weezer (Only in Dreams!!), Green Day (LAST NIGHT ON EARTH??), Bastille (Icarus, The Anchor, Warmth??) Chappell Roan, and unexpectedly, Britney Spears!! Also specifically Dragula by Rob Zombie. ("Dig through the ditches and burn through the witches" it should be her badass theme song lmao) (Feel free to add on in the comments w your favorite artists + songs you think she'd like!!)
She'll always go back to her old music taste, but you do notice her peppering in some songs you introduced to her and humming Pink Pony Club to herself.
You bought general admissions tickets to see your favorite artist and surprised her with them. And she's so excited, a wide smile on her face and eyes scrunched up in the cutest way. She looks up the set list to make sure she knows every song.
Because even though she's really good at staying up to date with most things, some stuff slips through the cracks. Or she doesn't have time for all of it. But it's easy for you to see just how much she enjoys discovering things she's missed out on, curiosity seeping through her voice as her wondering eyes light up with interest and it just really tugs on your heart. So you're always trying to find little things she doesn't know about yet.
Poptarts? She's like tf are those let me try them now. She loves the cookies and cream flavor but can only eat one because she thinks they're too sugary. You show her your old DS from when you were young? She gets addicted to Animal Crossing, Agnes is her favorite villager and she loves having you sit and watch her play. Tik Tok? She gets weirdly into Reddit stories. She tries to deny it and calls them stupid while she goes to find part two. Then continues to gossip about the story with you. Then points out everything that makes it obviously fake. (Add any more in the comments that relate to you or you'd just see from her!)
I just feel like Agatha has devoted over three hundred years to magic and big, huge things and adventures that she never gets to really indulge in the little pleasures in life. She has a lot of them to catch up on. While she tries to deny having any interest in it, she really does love when you show her the fun, pointless little things she's missed out on and just a sweet way the two of you really bond.
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fanonical Ā· 1 month ago
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Did you ever get my ask? I asked about what to do when a child loves something by a problematic author. How do you go about telling them if theyā€™re too young? SHOULD you tell them? Iā€™m talking about current 10 year old HP fans and children who like the Coraline movie. What do we do when itā€™s them and not adults? We forget about the target audience too much when we talk about things like this as if it were exclusively childhood nostalgia of Millenials/Gen Z
For fuck's sake, I didn't want to rise to the bait here, but this is making me mad because it's such a straw argument, so fuck it, I'm taking the bait. For context, this is anon's first ask:
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Anon, first off, you are responding to a post that is five years old and about a subject that we pointedly do not post about anymore, and that alone makes me think you're not responding in good faith, but whatever.
Look, I work in a fucking library. We have HP books. If a child comes up to me and asks 'hey where's the HP books' I am not going to a) kick them in the face, b) tell them they're an idiot or c) refuse to answer. I am going to tell them where the fucking HP books are. I don't put them on displays I make, but I don't censor them, because we are legally not allowed to censor books in the library.
But I guess you're asking more if this is a kid who's in my life, as opposed to a kid who I just kinda come across. So, okay, I have a 9 year old neighbour whose family are friends with mine, we play video games together occasionally when her mum and dad need someone to watch her. And this kid reads books! And this kid reads fantasy books.
If I was seriously talking to her about the HP books, I might tell her about JKR! I would say something like 'I used to like the HP books, but then I learned that the author said some really nasty things about trans people like me. Now I don't like them so much any more.' And we could have a conversation about that, you know! I've talked to this kid about transphobia in terms that are appropriate for her age. We've had discussions about gender before. I think she'd listen to me, and form her own fucking opinion about it! 'I don't like the author of the HP books because she has said some nasty things' is a concept you can communicate to a five year old.
But also like. You're kind of acting like by taking away HP from this (hypothetical in your ask) kid they don't have any other books. Which...isn't true? If all copies of the HP books disappeared off the face of the earth tomorrow, kids would be reading other stuff, as they are currently reading other stuff! My 9 year old neighbour is a huge Jacqueline Wilson fan, she loves the Daisy Meadows rainbow fairy books. I want to introduce her to the Morrigan Crow books. We could get retro and start introducing kids to the Edge Chronicles, I fucking loved those books. Artemis Fowl. A Series of Unfortunate Events. There are so many other book series for kids in this world. I work in a fucking library! I can tell you that the kids are into Tom Gates, Dogman, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Percy Jackson, Babysitter Club, Dork Diaries, and (exasperated sigh) David Walliams books, based on a sample size of every kid I encounter at work. I get asked for all of them far more than I do for HP, actually.
I don't think you'd be ruining every kid's lives by taking away One Series from them. (Particularly not one that's losing some relevancy every day - and I mean that in the sense that it's not an ongoing series, the last book came out in 2007. Nearly 20 years ago. For a nine or ten year old, that's almost double their entire life.) And I don't think you necessarily would be taking it away from them to say 'hey this is the reason I don't like these books'. I trust your average ten year old to be able to have a reasonably mature conversation. You're making it sound like they're all Oliver Twist holding out their gruel bowl saying 'please sir I only read one book'.
Anyway. All this to say, I think kids have the ability to have conversations about media. And there are other books in the world. So, no, taking HP or Coraline or whatever away from kids is hardly snatching candy from a baby. Kids are smarter than you think.
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ollieneedstherapy Ā· 1 year ago
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Porter HEADCANNONS (because I fucking forgot about him)
-He loves baths, he has so many bath bombs and bubble soaps
-back when he was alive, he loved bats but he kinda stop after his turning
-After the first time him and Treasure did it, he didnā€™t sleep afterwards so he could look at them
-He also couldnā€™t stand the smell or taste of blood when he turned like William
-His mother is from the same town in France as Will
-as a kid he used to have a plush bat, thatā€™s why they were his favorite
-heā€™s heavily allergic to garlic, Treasure makes fun of this all the time
-he loved DnD, the amount of dice he owned is scary but he sold most of them (Vincent used to make fun of him for it, Vincent now plays it thanks to Lovely)
-Heā€™s a huge fucking simp. HUGE
-Porter, the touch starved dork he is, leans into hugs, his favorite people to hug are Sam and Treasure
-He sees Sam as a shoulder to cry on a lot (he doesnā€™t actually cry just complains)
-He loves to flirt with the Shaw pack, anyone there, he has tried to get Davidā€™s number before and failed. But he does have Ashā€™s
-More then one person has thought he was an incubus
-He does not like the way he looks, too tall and too skinny (heā€™s fucking gorgeous)
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rubykgrant Ā· 4 months ago
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Hi! I'm not sure if somebody asked you this before, but what types of music do you think the Reds are into? Maybe you have some examples of artists you think they like?
Sarge definitely likes a lot of country-western and classic rock/folk rock, but surprisingly loves more soulful music as well, jazz and blues (he wishes it wasn't called that, but oh well), and isn't afraid to give any musical genre a listen, which leads him to liking many songs that are funk/hip-hop/rap (he's also secretly a huge fan of Stevie Nicks and Dolly Parton). Some of his favorite songs are "Fortunate Son" by Creedence Clearwater Revival, "War" by Edwin Starr, "Ring of Fire" by Johnny Cash, "I Won't Back Down" by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, "Twilight Zone" by Golden Earring, "Lean on Me" by Bill Withers, "99 Red Balloons" by Nena, "September" by Earth Wind and Fire, "Country Roads" by John Denver, "The Gambler" by Kenny Rogers, "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" by the Charlie Daniels Band, and "Hit 'em High" by B-Real/Coolio/Method Man/LL Cool J/Busta Rhymes
Simmons tries to play-up being a fan of classical music to seem impressive... and he DOES like it, but he's also a big dork who loves songs that are specifically made for movies (Ghostbusters, everything Will Smith did for his films, etc), and collects soundtracks for whatever he likes (he really digs musical scores, like Jurassic Park and such). He also really likes 80s bops and techno/synth music, but doesn't want to admit he's into "nerd music". He also likes oldies and "soda fountain hits" from the 50s and 60s. Some of his favorite songs are "Take on Me" by A-ha, "Mad World" by Tears for Fears, "Sh-Boom" by the Chords, "Get in Line" by the Bare Naked Ladies, "The Impression That I Get" by the Mighty Bosstones, "Rocket Man" by Elton John, "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)" by the Proclaimers, "Yoda" by Weird Al Yankovic, "It's the End of the World as We Know It" by REM, "Carry On" by Kansas, "Weird Science" by Oingo Boingo, "Johnny B Goode" by Chuck Berry
Grif will just say he likes "whatever", because he doesn't focus too much on one genre (and he doesn't want to admit he likes a lot of "oldie" rock, some pop and hippie music), and plays up liking chill zone-out songs more. He does enjoy a few weird/experimental/alt music (grunge and what-not). Some of his favorite songs are "We're Not Gonna Take It" by Twisted Sister, "Baba O'Riley" by the Who, "White Rabbit" by Jefferson Airplane, "Sweet Dreams" by Eurythmics, "Stay Home" by Self, "I Get Around" by the Beach Boys, "I Wanna Be Sedated" by the Ramones, "If I Had a Million Dollars" by the Bare Naked Ladies, "Here I go Again" by Whitesnake, "Rock and Roll All Nite" by Kiss, "Headstrong" by Trapt, "But Anyway" by Blues Traveler
Donut does indeed love a lot of pop songs/dance music, but randomly likes more edgy stuff, but usually not too dark (some hip-hop in there, some alt rock, punk, and glam metal). Basically anything really catchy, which he WILL play over and over again when it is his turn to control the radio. Like Grif and Simmons, stuff he enjoys were in the soundtracks for movies he watched, and he has an appreciation for disco. Some of his favorite songs are "Cele-B-R-A-T-E" by Russell VelƔzquez, "Shake Your Groove Thing" by Peaches and Herb, "Car Wash" by Rose Royce, "Barbie Girl" by Aqua, "Dancing in the Street" by Myra, "Cherry Bomb" by the Runaways, "Walking on Sunshine" by Katrina and the Waves, "Wanna Be" by the Spice Girls, "Foot Loose" by Kenny Loggins, "Changes" by David Bowie, and "Ballroom Blitz" by the Sweet, "Baby One More Time" by Bowling For Soup
Lopez mostly enjoys more serious music, soulful love songs, and the occasional power-ballad... but he is not immune to a catchy tune with fun lyrics, including pop and salsa, and electronic music (though, he'll probably lie and insist somebody ELSE put it on the radio, and he just hasn't bothered to change it). Some of his favorite songs are "I'd Do Anything for Love" by Meat Loaf, "You Sang to Me" by Marc Anthony, "Bailamos" by Enrique Iglesias, "On Melancholy Hill" by Gorillaz, "Harder Better Faster Stronger" by Daft Punk, "Should I Stay or Should I Go" by the Clash, "Radioactive" by Imagine Dragons, "Satellite" by Smash Mouth, "No Children" by the Mountain Goats, "The Final Countdown" by Europe, "I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor, and "I Love You Too Much" by Diego Luna
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madaims Ā· 3 months ago
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d4stmalchian Ā· 4 months ago
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hiiii hiii, my name is elio, i go by he/him, i like to interact A LOT, so don't be afraid to talk to me or asked me anything. im a huge dork for leigh whannell and david dastmalchian, so i'll probably post about them more than anything else. i'm just here to meet people with my same interests and have a great time :)
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tv shows/movies i like:
saw, insidious, cooties, literally anything that has leigh whannell in it; late night with the devil, prisoners, suicide squad, and everything with david dastmalchian lol; terrifier, the lost boys, old horror movies in general, and more!!!
my favs:
david dastmalchian (duh), LEIGH WHANNELL, kieran culkin, david arquette, matthew mcfayden, daniel brĆ¼hl, shawnee smith, pedro pascal, mark ruffalo, paul mescal, sal vulcano, and so many more
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radiohead, the police, pet shop boys, blur, third eye blind, abba, the smiths, the beatles, frank ocean, oasis, and more!!!
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clairedelune-13 Ā· 1 year ago
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Ok but that David didnā€™t suppress the fact that heā€™s a huge dork while hosting the Baftas. He just went for it.
I literally love that. šŸ’™
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Can imagine telling the Bafta people, ā€œIf I could be a huge nerd on the set of Doctor Who, I should be allowed to do it here at the Baftas. Also Michael Sheen has to come and star in my opening sketch. Cool? Action!ā€
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billboard-hotties-tourney Ā· 11 months ago
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while I may be sad that Neil got his ass coughing baby to smithereens IN THIS COMPETITION it is veeery impressive that he made it this far, considering most people on this site see him as a huge dork, farewell
Oh I totally agree. And yeah, you can say he lost, but he also lost to David Bowie, so...you get it.
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adultswim2021 Ā· 1 year ago
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The Venture Bros. #46: "The Revenge Society" | November 16, 2009 - 12:00AM | S04E05
Look, I love and respect The Venture Bros. Please know that Iā€™m coming from a place of love when I say that this episode has that season three stank on it. 
Generally speaking, I feel like the show has ebbs and flows, vacillating somewhat between episodes where the humor and standalone adventure is emphasized and episodes that feel like an exercise in world-building and character lore. I enjoy piecing together the somewhat complicated story and character histories and stuff like that, because I love this show. But the reason I love this show is for standalone adventures and humor.
This one focuses on Phantom Limbā€™s reemergence as the head of the Revenge Society, which we find out is comprised of a ladyā€™s shoe (Dr. Mrs. The Monarchā€™s shoe, I think), a Mug with the word WISDOM on it, and a toaster. Phantom Limb has lost his mind, and treats these all like theyā€™re real guys. One of my favorite jokes of the episode includes the use of the oriental riff, used when Phantom Limb introduces his mug Wisdom. Guyā€™s gone so crazy that heā€™s assigned a race to a dang cup. 
This one features a lotta people explaining things to each other. We find out what two of the Council of 13 look like, for instance. We also find out that they are elderly Buddy Holly and the Big Bopper (now known as the Red Mantle and Dragoon, respectively), and they were coaxed away from the airplane that would have killed them by Phantom Limbā€™s grandfather Phantomas. The fact that these supervillains began life as kidnapped musicians is the explanation for why David Bowie is the Sovereign. Phantom Limb kidnaps Billy Quizboy and has him surgically place Dragoonā€™s head onto the Red Mantleā€™s body after attacking them so severely that such a drastic act is their only hope for surviving. They become another Jackson and Doc comedy duo.
Eventually, the Guild of Calamitous Intent show up to the Venture compound while Hatred, Hank, Doc, and Dean all sorta spit off into pairs and stall for time. This makes the episode feel a little listless, like those boring-ass sequences in the Two Towers movie where Hobbits are goofing off with those walking trees. I donā€™t mind scenes where nothing really happens and characters just chit-chat, as long as itā€™s funny. I donā€™t find these scenes to be particularly strong.
Okay, so Phantom Limb is trying to get the Orb (from before). Billy Quizboy knows where it is, which is why the Guild show up to the Ventures door. At some point, the Ventures confront the guild. Dean is paraded as the heir to the Orb or maybe the guild? I guess because Rustyā€™s grandfather was the protector of the Orb? I donā€™t know if I really ā€œgetā€ this part at all, but itā€™s all leading to the conclusion of the orb saga.
Dean knights the current Soverign as the heir to the Orb (I think?) and Phantom Limb tries to get it, only to find out that itā€™s broken. We then cut to the same flashback from season three, which shows Sandow seemingly strangle Rustyā€™s fatherā€™s father. The scene continues to reveal that Sandow simply broke the orb, and left the elder Venturesā€™ skull in tact. Apparently this reveal was planned all along, which is why they make the skull-smashing/neck-breaking sound a little metallic-sounding in season three.
The final scene also features a Brian Eno stand-in called Eon. I didnā€™t know who this was, honestly, and had to look it up. I know who Brian Eno is, I just mean I donā€™t think I remembered at all what that dude looked like. Is that the real Brian Eno doing the voice? Seriously, no source that would list such a thing lists an actor for him, nor do they point out that heā€™s voiced by ā€œ(unknown)ā€. I also donā€™t see anyone asking who the voice is. Am I dumb? 
Other stuff ahead: the dilapidated mansion that Phantom Limb brings Billy, Red Mantle, and Dragoon to comes back later, so keep your peepers peeled if you are a huge dork who likes remembering stuff from cartoons.
More other stuff: this episode pays off Hatredā€™s fixation on Billy, who is a child-sized but oh-so-legal little man. Billy is knocked unconscious and eventually finds himself in Hatredā€™s bed. The commentary, the book, and eventually dialogue from a later episode all insist that Hatred didnā€™t rape Billy; Hatred just cuddled him while he recovered.
And finally, the joke at the end, where Red Mantle tries to jam in a two-headed-related quip to no effect is real funny. I like that joke. See? I told you I love and respect this show.
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wilwywaylan Ā· 1 year ago
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As with every year, here are the drawings of 2023 I like best ! From up to down, left to right :
Mermaids just want to have fun (for the Lame Mis drawing collab)
A nice moment of rest
Dimitri and Vania having a moment (but they'd rather be inside)
A kiss over Pittsburgh (for the Take my Hand big bang)
The Meal at the End of the Story (feat. Ikea shark) (for Barricade Day)
The prettiest ladies in Alsace (for the Lame Mis drawing collab)
Four dorks, seven cats
It's raining but we don't care
Feuilly is having a moment too (but he's inside)
David and Genya are Adorableā„¢ (for @crow-songs-at-dawn's birthday)
And here are two bonuses :
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The Jehan cleaning the flat, representing the series of 22 drawings of Les Miserables characters that I Finally finished after one year !
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and of course, our wedding announcement ! :D
I'm very proud of them, I've made some progresses on the backgrounds and am getting better at colors. I've also started using some watercolors, and I'm starting to get the hang of it.
(also Shadow and Bone <3)
I've also finished the very huge series of drawings ! Yay ! :D
For the new year : keep drawings poses and things more complicated ! Onward !!
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akiwitch Ā· 1 year ago
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Trick or Treat? šŸ¦‡
Treat!
An excerpt from Summoning Trouble
ā€œYou are a great potion brewer,ā€ David conceded.
Clarence puffed up his chest. ā€œOf course I am. Iā€™m a master of management between herbs and magic. A professional at powdering crystals and bones. Clever with cauldrons, savvy atā€¦stirring.ā€
ā€œBest at bottles?ā€ David suggested.
Clarence snapped his fingers and pointed at him. ā€œYes. You get it.ā€
ā€œWhat you are is a huge dork,ā€ David laughed.
ā€œAnd you just noticed? Iā€™m hiding it better than I thought,ā€ Clarence said.
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insanelydeadlybookcollector Ā· 1 year ago
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906 The One With the Male Nanny
I love this reaction from Monica. It's the same one she always gives Phoebe - silence - because she knows there's no arguing with her without having Chandler's character completely disparaged - even if Phoebe doesn't mean it and is only saying these things to win, and even if Chandler won't be there to hear it, Monica never lets Phoebe get to the point where she will continue talking about Chandler in a negative light because she always stops talking. Which is huge for Monica, competition personified Monica, who always fights back, except to Phoebe about Chandler because she knows Phoebe fights dirty and tirelessly but if you ignore it, she moves on.
But here, we have Monica pause for much longer than normal, and we see her face twist with consideration, pushing her tongue on the inside of her lip like she's tasting the nasty words she wants to say and pressing her lips together like she has to physically stop herself, as though she's genuinely going to bite back this time but actively chooses not to.
Monica was genuinely leaning forward, interested as to why Phoebe picked David, and Phoebe plays defensive rather than answering and Monica doesn't take the bait. She married a dork and she loves him like that, she doesn't want to hear it from Phoebe.
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