#madaims shower thoughts

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What about when Aziraphale and Crowley kiss in season 3, This happens?

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Okay hear me out, a human AU where Aziraphale runs a bookshop (as always) and it sets on fire. Crowley is a fireman who has to rescue him from the burning building. Meanwhile, Azi is bitching about his first editions getting burnt.

It’s not the Soho bookshop though, the ending could be Aziraphale opening AZ Fell and Co, which has all the relevant fire safety paraphernalia, because reasons.

Basically, I got this idea from staring at my backflow incense burner too long.

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Why is it I keep imagining Crowley singing this on karaoke, drunk after the break up?

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Just been thinking about the whole “sauntered vaguely downwards” thing with Crowley. Especially the vaguely part. Do you think he just was randomly sashaying about one day near the lift and ended up taking a wrong turn into Hell? Like “Oh shit. Where am I?”

Then he ended up trapped there. 🤦🏻

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So we’ve seen Crowley post fall and a little bit of him pre fall. Maybe in season 3 we might get him actually DURING said fall? Maybe find out how it all came about? 🤔

Just a little thought whilst rewatching season 2 again.

If we get his actual fall, I think I might cry at Good Omens again! 😭😭😭

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Watching an Unsolved Mysteries episode about the Mothman. They keep referring to it as a black winged humanoid. It’s just Crowley messing around with some Americans right?

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Shower thoughts for Good Omens 3:

Imagine if there’s a part where Crowley needs to get to heaven ASAP, to desperately rescue Aziraphale. He jumps in the Bentley, adds a miracle to it (like Aziraphale did to Madame Tracy’s moped that one time) and shoots off like (a twisted metal lemon from hell) Top Gun’s Maverick, only in a Classic Bentley. (Chitty Chitty Bang Bang only wayyyyy cooler)

Then suddenly! He needs to go faster and the Bentley won’t make it!

He opens the car door, wind blowing his hair and clothes around and then leaps out, large majestic, black wings unfurling suddenly and he soars! Blazing through the sky like a shooting star. Just in time to catch Aziraphale who has been thrown out of heaven and is falling fast. Bonus points if at this point it’s playing Spread Your Wings.

Then Crowley is all like “It’s alright Angel, I’m here now and I’m never leaving you again.”

Aziraphale is all like “Oh Crowley!” 😍

Also the Bentley is fine. She’s just flying around in the sky in circles happily like a dog chasing its tail.

Another part what would be cool to see is, maybe there’s like a big fight with Heaven and Hell on Earth, let’s say the Metatron is all villain era and all the humans Crowley and Aziraphale have met and had interactions with in the two series are there to help, and they’re down to dire straits. Aziraphale is all like “Right that’s it! I’m going to do something, but I need you all to close your eyes. This is beyond human comprehension and might get very, very bad. Close your eyes now and I’ll tell you when you can open them again. Be not afraid. Please trust me, I’ll protect you.”

They close their eyes and then he walks in front of them all, goes all final form bitch! Turns into his full on biblical horror angelic form (all the eyes) and a huge bright light shines from him.

Behind him you hear “Angel!”

Then Crowley steps up, he also turns all final form also glowing a very bright light. (Maybe in a different colour? Black light? I dunno)

And they kind of hold hands, (Do Eldritch horrors have hands?)

Well the lights merge together and they form an even brighter, white light that enshrouds everything.

Bonus points if so far in the series Crowley hasn’t called Aziraphale angel at all yet. Also more bonus points if there’s a distinct sound of nightingales singing in the background.

Then they both proceed to kick Metatron’s and whoever else’s ass.

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We know Crowley invented the selfie right? Do you think that after 1941, he just always ended up taking photos himself and being on his own in them? 😭

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Haha got awoken by my alarm for work this morning. No word of a lie, just before opening my eyes, the word LOL flashed up in white writing in my dream, before I woke up properly.

Brain, I know you’re not on my side anyway, but would you please stop trolling me in my dreams too? Thanks.

I know I also dreamed about Good Omens last night too, but I can’t remember what happened. I just vaguely remember feeling happy whilst I slept. I think I remember Crowley being there and that’s about it. That was nice. 😊

It wasn’t one of *those* dreams! Just in case you were wondering! 😳 He was just walking around, but then have you seen how he walks (Struts? Sashays? Saunters? All the S’s?) HELP. 🥵

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Just had a weird thought, what if, in Good Omens 3 the first time we’re introduced to Jesus he’s in his room in Heaven bopping to Personal Jesus by Depeche Mode?

The camera pans into his room, through the door in time to the ding dong of the intro and then we hear “Reach out and touch faith” as he’s dancing around like no one’s watching (when in fact we are).

Or is that a bit too on the nose? Haha

Bonus points if he’s not a he and she/they are played by Jodie Whittaker.

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I had a dream a couple of nights ago, that my family and I, were chilling with David Tennant in this swanky foreign restaurant. He kept getting us more drinks and free food, because he would talk in different accents to the waiting staff and they were all smitten with him.

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Last night I dreamed David Tennant did a new Got It Covered song and sang Bailamos by Enrique Iglesias and he sounded amazing! (now I want to hear him sing in Spanish…) Also I had to win this weird virtual reality game thing to save the life of a guy who I kept forgetting the name of. Think he was called Olly or Ben? Can’t remember. Apparently he “died” because no one cared to know his name. So it was up to me to remember his name and save him. Yep I’m still none the wiser…. Then my store manager from work appeared and I was like “What the frick are you doing here in my dream?” I seem to have had some sort of lucidity where I knew I was indeed dreaming. Then the people in charge at the virtual reality thing I was doing, were like “We’re encountering a problem”…

And then the alarm went off and I woke up.