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My mom walked into my room & hit me with the “you know so and so’s kid is 22 and she’s MARRIED with a KID and owns her own BUISNESS and here you are asleep at 9:00am”
As if being married with a kid is normal 22 year old behaviour, babygirl I sense a crisis in her future at least my crisis is now
#she means well I swear#but damn that was a bit much mother#chidi’s stomachaces#for those of u new here that’s my vent tag#because I’m Silly with a Sense Of Humour
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Izuku bounces on his feet as Kacchan steps off the platform, unable to keep the smile off his face as red eyes catch sight of him. He waves, a tad manically.
"Kacchan!" He yells, ignoring the looks he gets. "Over here!"
Kacchan is followed over by several other, familiar looking people. A man that can only be Chargebolt leans forward.
"Oho! Who's this?"
"My pet stalker."
"Kacchan, that's not very nice," Izuku says absently.
Kacchan ruffles Izuku's hair with more force than necessary.
"I'm not very nice."
"That is true!" Chargebolt grins, stroking his chin faux-thoughtfully.
"So," Kacchan says next. "What's new in nerd-land?"
"Oh! Um, well... Did you read that paper I sent you?"
"That thing on fuckin' Freezerburn?"
"Yeah, about the indicators! Like how you've got your mom's skin-"
"I don't want to hear about my mom's skin." Kacchan groans.
Too bad.
"- Your mom's skin" Izuku continued, "as well as your quirk in your palms and-"
Izuku cuts himself off this time. Red Riot (his hair's not that bad, Kacchan) is waving his hand in the air like a student. So was the Alien Queen, with a shit-eating grin on her face, and then Chargebolt also started to flail about and nearly hit-
"Oh my god! Are you Cellophane?!"
"Not if he knows what's good for him." Kacchan mutters.
"It's an honour to meet you! I'm a big fan! I really loved what you did last week in that fight with Athenium- actually, um, wait, I think I have-"
He starts to rummage through his bag, but Kacchan is faster and snatches his notebook out with a hiss.
"No. They don't know you. We're not doing this."
"Kacchan." Izuku frowns.
"No."
Red Riot seems unable to contain himself any longer.
"Bakubro, who is this guy?" he shouts, at the same time as Alien Queen cheers.
"This must be that guy that Katsuki's always-"
Kacchan whirls around and slaps Izuku's notebook over her mouth, because he is an oaf with no respect for other people or their property. Izuku is what, Kacchan?
Whatever. Izuku brought extra notebooks today, just in case. He pulls one out, and a pen, and then Cellophane takes the pen? And Izuku's notebook? Oh, he's signing the notebook, that's nice of him.
"Here you go," Cellophane smiles, handing it back.
Izuku already has three Cellophane signatures that Kacchan mailed to him through Auntie, because Kacchan is the best but also weird, but this is cool too. Izuku will have to cut it out and paste it in his album later.
What he actually wants to know is-
"Um, what's your name? I can't call you Cellophane when you're on vacation..." He flips open to a new page, ready to start writing...
The silence stretches too long. He looks up to find Cellophane looking at him uncertainly.
"Actually..." Cellophane starts slowly-
"That's what we wanna ask you!" Chargebolt shouts excitedly, and then Kacchan steals Izuku's notebook, again, and his bag, and Izuku has more important things to worry about than social niceties.
"Bakugou Katsuki!" he screeches. "Get back here!"
He starts running after Kacchan, who must have lost his mind on the train ride over if he thinks Izuku is going to let him get away with this. He'll tell Auntie! He will!
Auntie will just laugh at him if Izuku tells her that Kacchan has taken up purse-snatching but she'll laugh at Kacchan too, and then Kacchan will be really annoyed, just like Izuku is right now, and he's taking up running as a hobby first thing tomorrow because he's tired now already and curse Kacchan's longer legs, Izuku is going to cut them off-
They leave the Bakusquad blinking in their dust.
#bnha#izuku midoriya#midoriya izuku#bakugou katsuki#katsuki bakugou#mha#bakusquad#the start (of something beautiful. obviously)#katsuki would like for izuku to meet his friends. to prove he has them you damn nerd.#he does have friends. they are not his minions stop sending him those horrible despicable me edits izuku i swear to god.#katsuki does not. repeat does NOT. want his friends to meet izuku. fuck you he has perfectly good taste in men.#izuku's just a bit much to inflict on an unsuspecting anybody on a first meeting is all. he's fine after he gets it out of his system.#solution. take the notebooks and run.#somehow this will end with his mother teasing him ruthlessly but more importantly mina will not get any more ammunition#izuku is just like. all according to keikaku#right up until kacchan books it with the bookbag#izuku has some nerve calling katsuki weird but also if izuku wanted to give you something he would just hand it over rather than#playing charades with his mother who is going along with this just to see how far he'll push it#so brat. when are you going to man up and take that kid out on a date?#shut up! shut up! shut up!#he gets enough of this crap from mina ffs#oh so you don't want this delivered then?#!!!!! old hag!!!!#bakudeku
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much like my own mother, madam yu would have been so much cooler of a woman if she never had children
#women who are soooo cool except for the fact that becoming a mother made them a terrible person#because being a bad mother has the consequences of like. ruining the lives of one or more people. who are children#damn and much like my own mother she puts so much of her identity on being a mom despite being SO bad at it#this is why madam yu makes me feel a little crazy btw. and also maybe a little bit why jc makes me Super crazy. btw.#ghost posts#text#yzy#cqltober lb
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ill be the first to admit that i dont interact with the gaa fandom as much as i should, so id be very glad to be wrong about this, but from my (admittedly very limited) observations in the fandom susatos talked about mostly in the context of a) other male characters(naruhodo, kazuma, mikotoba, holmes) or b) shipping. which is fine, it makes sense! shes not very attention grabbing in the game, and while she does have her goofy moments, shes not nearly as silly as the rest of the cast. shes more of a straightman than anything else. but shes such a good character and i really want to see more people talk about her so fuck it, were making the overdue susato rant ourselves gdi
major spoilers for great ace attorney under the cut and in the tags!
i think a lot of people see susato as a #girlboss, which is true and undisputed, but ive never seen people dig into why. personally what sticks out to me is how determined she is. its overshadowed by kazuma, but she Clearly learned a few things. she was willing to travel halfway across the world to work as a judicial assistant, and in kazumas death she helped naruhodo become a lawyer in his stead. she broke the law to help naruhodo win ginas case, a decision that tore her up so much she nearly resolved to quit. and of course she won a fucking courtcase at the age of 16 while succesfully pretending to be a man. when she has a goal in mind, shes seeing it through. shes consistently pulled naruhodo out of (rightful) uncertainty and hesitation with this mindset. she followed kazuma, and then naruhodo, to the ends of the earth because she truly believed it was the right thing to do. shes competent in her work, and shes firm without being unkind.
thats another thing about susato. shes one of the most emotionally mature characters in the games (games filled with adults– iris is probably one of the few characters who rival her in that respect). shes emotional about the things shes passionate about, but shes never overwhelmed by it. the only scene i can think of where emotions really did overtake her was at the end of the first game, where she nearly threw her judicial book into the sea. which is,,, still relatively reasonable? she broke the law and had to leave britain to go back to japan. she couldnt practice as a judicial assistant anymore, and nobody back home had a need for her skills as a judicial assistant. why would she need it anymore? in every other instance, shes polite, calm, and most importantly, the heart of the whole cast.
because while shes a great character on her own, her main role in the story is always in servitude to others– whether that be as holmes number one fan, iris' big sister, or naruhodos ever-reliable judicial assistant. we never get the sense as to why until the 4th chapter of the last game, where her backstory is finally revealed. with it, a lot of who she is is recontextualized. she never had a mother and her father left her before she could have any real memories of him. shes headstrong and driven because there was no direction for her. shes compassionate and polite because her only role model for her formative years was her grandmother. shes emotionally mature because she learned what loss was at a young age and how to live with it alone. and all of that translates to a young girl with a fire to help others in whatever way she can.
shes just,,,, shes such a good character man. i love her.
#fellas get yourself a girl who is So autistic#besties i got myself a little bit insane about susato in this post and now i wanna make a post detailing her relationships with the cast#and also go in depth about why her relationships come up that way#god i didnt even talk about why shes so insane about people#she is such!! a lonely 16 year old girl!!!#she loves people so much but everybody in her life keeps /leaving/#her mother died#mikotoba left shortly after#kazuma “died” as well#and then she had to leave everybody in britain again#i think susato choosing to join naruhodo going back to britain is a way for her to take a stand#and say that she /will/ stay. come hell and high water#no matter what life throws between the two of them#she will stay by his side#btw im not proof reading Any of this#if this is incoherent in the morning then. damn that sucks :/ oh well#susato#susato mikotoba#gaa#dgs#ramblings
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I wish I had more energy to consistently post art and interact but unfortunately. Things keep occurring
#mother in law getting a knee replacement at the same time the puppies become much higher maintenance#MIL’s knee is esp relevant because my husband and I moved here to take care of her and my father in law#who has since passed and the recent death on top of the surgery makes it feel a little more intense than I wager it might otherwise#I am not so much complaining so much as. acknowledging. like damn. it’s hm. it’s a lot#once I get everything done for the day I hardly have the energy to play video games#I make myself write as much as I can just so I don’t fall out of the habit. Art is a bit trickier#but art is also easier for me to put down and pick back up again#i just need things. to slow down for a while. one boring month. no major events#glances over my shoulder at moving soon#dios mio….
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Cool thing about when one of your favorite pieces of media has exclusively basic silhouette sprites for nearly all its NPCs is that when you get weirdly attached to one of those characters, you get to say "fuck it" and design them yourself
I love Mel's mom so much
Cannot overstate how fucking much this event made me feel.
I've always wanted to see what Mel's mom thought of her daughter's death after I read Mel's A La Carte story but-- turns out the one event I was kinda putting off for a while because of not wanting to lose the only piece of Kanae and Mel content I hadn't consumed already gave Mel's mom closure and I just. I--
I.
This event was so good.
#magia record#pmmm#madoka magica#mel anna#mel's mother#i've still got a couple stories left with just Mel#but I think I'm done with everything Kanae-related#which is--#really sad to me#idk if these two will ever get much content again#last time had to be literally in-universe fanfiction#(it was very sweet)#thank you Sana#my first fave giving me content of my current fave......#voices from beyond even gave me yachimifu content#and it was really damn good#also Kanae and Mel's dynamic is amazing#mixed feelings on the pre-rerun ending but#it's still very good#just a bit of an unnecessary additional gut punch#I art 👍
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Try not to make fights between two women look homoerotic challenge level impossible
#if franky isnt good with swords why does he have a sword on his mecha 💀 just for the shogun bit#inu inu fruit??? he is just like inuyasha... omg.... crossover of my favourite things.... yamato i love you.....#yamato eating the protector deity of wano fruit.... calling himself oden.... his father must be fuming he is the antithesis of his person#obv its very much on purposes but lmao rip bozo (kaido) you didnt think much about that one.... maybe the deity of wano wants its people to#be free and not slaves of a weapons industry idk....#not olvia omg... and saul.... and clover... they changed little robin's name.... and her mom's voice is the same as hers lmao it's too much#robin said this is way too nice.... can't be real#once again thinking about robin holding her mothers hand..... and becoming an archeologist to make her proud.... the hands....#but now it's not about her mom now its about her friends.... also her childish heart omg.... truly#talking tag#watching one piece#episode 1042#robin defending sanji's honor akdjsks#robin that was so slay... take care tho.... ily.... until next time#luffy on the floor passed out having a tantrum about food. incredible#fucking caribou again.... DIEEE!!!!#MOMO FLY AGAIN!!!! GET OVER YOUR FEAR OF HEIGHTS#also yesterday i was showering and thinking about like dying like this cant be right... i am on thay level....#episode 1043#'i am not soft on women' oh yeah i bet...#see how good armor haki would have been here..... i have been saying this#robin's face..... strongest element in all of one piece.....#robin wanting to become strong for someone else.... just like nami.....#OHHHH SHIT!!!!!!! she said i wanna be with my friends 😁 -> 😈#that was so cool. also black maria is DEAD. that was a CLUTCH WWE STYLE. DAMN. robin getting there by thinking about his friends :)))#what love and human connection do to a mf (positively)#OH SHINOBU'S ABILITY.... MOMO..... OMG#episode 1044#robin ily that was so cool. call me any time btw.
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the avatar live action should’ve been a musical. why? because i would’ve enjoyed it.
#like. zuko singing about honour in a tragic love ballad style? incredible. need i say more#but i will say more. the tragic songs about aang losing everyone he’s ever loved?#katara having multiple reprises of songs about her mother as she shared her story?#the inspirational song that katara would sing out to the earth bender prisoners?#the heartbreaking goodbye between sokka and yue as she dies??#their duet fading away as yue doesn’t finish her line???#and they can just have characters sing as they fight. and then shoddy cgi doesn’t matter as much#damn. now i actually really need this lmao#ALSO. this way the la gets to be campy and fun#cartoons have a lot more space to be… ridiculous. i guess. than live actions do#but with a musical you can still be a bit silly and comedic and it doesn’t seem clunky#yes. this is influenced by the fact that i just watched moulin rouge#atla#avatar the last airbender#atla live action#my post
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I watched the episode with my mother so here are my thoughts, just not live
#bridgerton#bridgerton season 3#my thoughts are a bit scattered so this will not be in order most likely😅#portia featherington#i know this lady has issues being a good mother (even tho she’s trying) but good lord#Telling your own daughter that you don’t believe in her like that??#That was so cruel#It’s her third year#So what#shes so young#She could still find a husband#Philipa and Prudence sure did and Penelope is much more intelligent and brillant#Yes I know it’s the same thing#Speaking of#those sisters I swear#Hilarious#« insert himself where? »#PLEASE#The delivery of that line was just incredible🤣#Anyways#no heir yet for them#Let’s go to Colin#THÉ PART WHERE WE SEE HIM WITH TWO WOMEN????#THÉ FUCK???#My mother and I were shocked af#How dare he#but also damn#« thank you for the lesson »#Bitch what lesson?#He barely even said anything to you except « that was direct »
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#images that are for me and lucy#i need the women to be more relevant . i need my woman back and not written out like shit .#thoughts ->#i think she should straight up just be osi still/again (maybe temporarily quit for a bit)#assigned during s4 bc fuck hatred#she wants the boys to have a more normal life -> D is drawn to that -> thats what begins the divide between the boys not whatever s7 was#<- not to say they wouldnt get along during then its just when they start being less together#and i think that would allow more stuff w H + R especially seeing how much H values TV + his dad's approval in general#god theres just so much lacking w H + R in general like their dynamic is so tossed aside its just jokes and uncaring#like the hospital talk in s7 could have been something but it wasnt . i just really like H's relationship w his dad#theres just so much potential w it thats not there#B should have the same rivalry he had s SgtH except better this time and not just for one ep#i think they should be at each others throats whenever they see each other bc they have such different expectations from the boys#and the family in general#very much tries to be a mother figure to the boys which H rejects (like how he started w SgtH) and D has complicated feelings abt it#i think she goes back and forth abt hating R because she hates that their clones but is happy theyre alive but hates that theyre trapped#in the life they have and wants to try to make it more normal#but they would start going on adventures again (which freaks B out) because god damn . i miss their adventures#which ik isnt 'normal' but i think she would also have a different view on 'normal' being osi#basically i need my woman back . bring her back . for me#i think her being around would also push the want for finding their 'real' mom more than like . the reasoning in the movie or whatever#actually im gonna toot my own horn . her presence would just make things work better irt family dynamic stuff#vs whatever the hell happened in s4 and s7 .#anyway . bring her back . im about to rewrite so much stuff for the ladies but god damn she is my woman#<- already did NF . now its her time#my art#okay good bye i wrote a novel
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HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTT THAT CRITROLE EP WAS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!! im SO glad we had the set up of the last one so we could have the big thrills of this!!!!!!!!! this had everything!! it had ira's bad (and good!) decisions! it had sam's out of pocket wacky can shenanigans!! it had deception and sneaking! it had badass plays and some.. eye-catching talents 👀 it had gross shit that's kinda actually sad if u think about it! it had walking (running) away from explosions (NOT a sunglasses moment this was a loserfail) it had .. terrifying parents. it had imodna momence !! :D it even had some unprecedented wins for our typically fighty/flighty adventurers!!! i will ABSOLUTELY be watching that again come monday!!!!!!!!!!
#lynx speaks#cr spoilers#now to expand upon these!!! i am THRILLED that there has been a more overt notice of orym's hex 😏#thats what i've been excited for for aaaaaaages i adore orym esp when he gets a little more fucked up#what can i say im a bit of an angst fan myself :D#fcg gave ira SUCH a bad time tho like CMON BBYYYYY 1 MINUTE ?!?!?!?!?!! yall r LUCKY yalls r cool af#also tho.... ira actually saving fearne like 👀 i see it!!! i think simply everyone likes fearne and everyone would save her 😎#and team infiltrate i loooved imogen's use of that damn .. what was it called ? the damn static bomb that was sick as hell!!!#and hey!! both teams got in and out without anyone catching on that it was bells hells helping!#is that a first for bh? cause it sure feels like it TBH like the feywild malleus key stunt did NAWT go this smoothly#even with the bumps they had they did terrific frfr#esp with imogen setting up oryms badass fighter play and launda and chet setting each other up for success#and it does FEEL like imogen is more powerful on ruidus just from the plays she makes like the static spell and how it set Everyone up#to protect them all and keep their enemies in bad positions so that bh had good positions#they barely got hits and orym and chet took the brunt of it#they got out everoa and themselves without too much hassle and i'd say team mcfuckin 'splosion did pretty fucken well too#more damage on their side but. thatssss not their fault thats mainly on ira (and fcg 😂)#gosh. goshhh. what a good fucking episode. and sorrowlord zathuda. and liliana. fuck bro.#zathuda is SCARY#and liliana i meaaaaaaan. hun what did u THINK 🧐 imogen meant when she told u to run?? 🤔 'did she know' u know the answer to that.#i was definitely excited cause. we knew the volition were gonna fail in killing liliana. but i felt in my heart that she was gonna#feel betrayed by imogen. despite creating the scenario in which imogen must 'betray' her.#i LOVE fucked up mothers cant waaaaait to see what happens next !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Since S3 has finished I can start doing my rewatch and doing my gifsets per episode for it!!! Been waiting to do these since it started asdhadadas
#I was gonna do it as the series aired but then I thought I'd wait so I can do a rewatch !!!!!!!!#not that I don't have this shit on almost everyday of the damn week but shhhhh#I'll start those next week!!!!!! I know some of you do like them so I'm excited to start <33333#sky rambles#I rlly enjoyed S3!!! I know some ppl found it a bit boring but whatever I'm biased since this is my fave series#and pretty much my comfort series so I'm happy no matter what as long as it's adapted well and it is!!!#Although.... when do/uma dies I will not watch that lmao because I'll probably be sick from crying#that'll be the only time I skip something sadiaskdausudasdasdsadas can you tell I love him!!!!!!!#thought this series was fun!!!!! and it means that my boy gen/ya is getting more merch and as his mother I need it all b/c I love him!!!
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love how politeness has been eroded so badly that somehow one of my brothers thinks a suitable response to "hey in a half hour when it hits midnight can you maybe turn off the my hero academia binge you started five hours ago so we can all sleep since we're all in the same hotel room please" is "i don't wanna hear that from you >:("
please for the love of God i'm sick to death of not being able to sleep until 2 AM and all of us being in the same room is making this so much worse
#rosie rambles#istG every interaction i write down reads like some incredibly biased 'i obviously did nothing wrong (lying)' but i legit empathise with#nearly everybody. maybe a bit too much. i GET not wanting to give up the only time you have to indulge in your fixations when the rest of#your time is spent being expected to fall in line and always defer to Your Father And Mother#but if i have to hear bakugo yell at somebody one more time tonight i'm findIng somewhere else to fucking sleep.#you're (he's) 20 damn years old so fucking act like it
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Trying to find an apartment with a friend and a job in the area we wanna move to but it's so so so hard. I have no money for that. And no work experience or credit. But I've been told I need to either start paying my father rent to keep staying here at his place (again, no money or job + he's really not the kind of person you wanna be stuck living with), or get kicked out in potentially a matter of weeks. Scary and stressful...
#I was given the ''get a job here and start paying me rent in january or gtfo'' talk...#but I'm hoping he'll be a bit lenient bc he sees me actively seeking something else#his wife is no help. she wants me out or paying rent too. so nobody here will defend me even a little bit#some of my father's FRIENDS will. they've said it's good that I'm taking a well deserved break after college#but does that matter? no ♡#he says it's depressing and overwhelming to have me here at home... just another thing to weigh him down...#which I guess I kind of get bc I AM just sitting around the house not working or going out much. but come the fuck on I'm ur kid#I could go stay at my mother's place if I absolutely need to but it's a studio apartment and she's got many issues I don't wanna deal with#last time I stayed there for even just over a week we started fighting pretty damn bad and it was unbearable#had to have a friend drive several hours to pick me up and take me back home#friend and I recently tried requesting tours of some places but no call-backs yet...#ugh...#scary scary scary.... :((((#negative#delete later maybe
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im a fan of the record if im being fr with you but ill be 100% honest in saying these lines never stop being fucking cringe
#✂️#something something bad dye job lemon demon mother mother hello kitty says acab adjacent something#ik that the anarchist line is followed by them saying how much of a fake they r#but i know damn well that people r putting that on like.. their little dark acedemia moodboards n shit#its something id find cool when i was 13 and first understood what anarchism was but like... arent u guys almost 30#get with the program u guys sound a bit lame#boygenius
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Literally how many times does kiryu have to prove that he doesnt give a shit about majima before people stop trying to leverage him with majima
#Yakuza liveplay#im kidding of course he cares but like sincerely really actually not that much#kiryu isnt protective over majima at all he just lets him do what he wants and those consequences are literally not his problem#but like can you imagine how pissed majima would be if kiryu got Protective over him#it would be so annoying like majima would think kiryu stopped taking him seriously he would literally kill him#its okay for saejima to mother him a little bit because theyve known each other forever but if kiryu started being majimas mummy#he would flip his shit he would beat him so bad he couldnt walk and be like howdya like them apples and spit on him and stalk off#and kiryu owuld be like damn .. learned my lesson ... (substory end music)
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