#Bitch what lesson?
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I watched the episode with my mother so here are my thoughts, just not live
#bridgerton#bridgerton season 3#my thoughts are a bit scattered so this will not be in order most likely😅#portia featherington#i know this lady has issues being a good mother (even tho she’s trying) but good lord#Telling your own daughter that you don’t believe in her like that??#That was so cruel#It’s her third year#So what#shes so young#She could still find a husband#Philipa and Prudence sure did and Penelope is much more intelligent and brillant#Yes I know it’s the same thing#Speaking of#those sisters I swear#Hilarious#« insert himself where? »#PLEASE#The delivery of that line was just incredible🤣#Anyways#no heir yet for them#Let’s go to Colin#THÉ PART WHERE WE SEE HIM WITH TWO WOMEN????#THÉ FUCK???#My mother and I were shocked af#How dare he#but also damn#« thank you for the lesson »#Bitch what lesson?#He barely even said anything to you except « that was direct »
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#girl blogger#girlhood#girly things#hell is a teenage girl#lana del rey#this is a girlblog#this is what makes us girls#girlblogging#just girly things#mentally fucked#mentally exhausted#i hate men#mental health#actually mentally ill#mentally tired#mentally unstable#relatable#lana is our queen#lana unreleased#lana del slay#lana is god#lana del ray aesthetic#lana del ray aka lizzy grant#lana del ray moodboard#lana stan#idk why im like this#like crazy#life is a bitch#life lessons#life quotes
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This is the only thing I'm going to say about the election until it's over:
Anyone who did not vote for Harris or who attempted to dissuade people from voting for Harris, you are indirectly responsible for whatever shit Donald Trump does if he gets elected. That blood is primarily on his hands, yes. But it is also on yours. I hope you can live with that because I sure as hell wouldn't be able to.
#'but gaza' trump wants TO OBLITERATE THEM. HE LITERALLY WANTS THERE TO BE NOTHING LEFT OF GAZA AT ALL. WHY DO YOU THINK#I DON'T WANT HIM IN POWER?????#yeah I said I wouldn't election post I lied sorry.#I know most of you don't actually care what happens to american citizens because we're all Violent Hypocrites who should kill ourselves#and somehow every single civilian is responsible for the actions of a military and government that comparatively few of us are actually par#of but FUCKING HELL. You don't care about THE PEOPLE OF GAZA??? Because that's what you're telling me if you're in favor of#doing anything OTHER than the most likely path to get trump out of politics. which is voting for the candidate DIRECTLY OPPOSING HIM.#the thing about america being an empire that needs to die. is that before it dies. it is still affecting the rest of the world.#I can't make you care about me and my loved ones. but I am IMPLORING you to have some fucking compassion for all the people#who are going to be DEEPLY negatively affected elsewhere if trump gets into power.#THEIR HARM. THEIR DEATHS. ARE ON /YOU/ IF YOU DID ANYTHING TO FACILITATE TRUMP'S VICTORY IF THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS.#I don't believe most of you actually have any amount of the sympathy and compassion for others you claim to have.#I don't think any of the causes you throw yourself behind are actually meaningful to you. I don't think any of this is based on a#genuine desire to build a better world. I think you just want your Internet friends to think you are a Good Person.#if I see anyone. ANYONE. acting like a trump presidency is what we 'deserve'. or that it's necessary to 'teach [xyz] a lesson'#I am NEVER speaking to you again I don't care how long I've known you.#us politics#I am a disabled queer woman. almost everybody I love is also disabled and queer. you think we're acceptable collateral damage fine.#but don't cry that I'm being a bitch if I say that that makes me not trust you and not want to have anything to do with you.
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My personal head canon is that Richie is the type of fuck who does really well in school without putting in literally any effort and Eddie is the type of kid who tries so so so hard to get good grades but he's like. A b or c student at best. He fucking hates Richie for this.
#simetimes richie tutors eddie but more often than not it just ends up pissing eds off more#bc richie is HORRIBLE at explaining things since he doesnt really#understand what exactly the issue is. like he'll sort of just gloss over parts bc hes like “well duh this is obvious” but its rly not to a#lot of people. he just doesnt get it.#furthermore richie hasnt done a single homework assignment since 4th grade the latest and at this point his teachers have given up#theyre just glad he actually understands the lessons so they mostly let it slide#his guidance counselor on the other hand. that poor bastard. this dude tries sooooo hard to get richie to put LITERALLY ANY EFFORT in and he#flat out refuses to. hes like “richie u could probably be the fucking valedictorian if u actually tried” and richie shrugs and goes “eh i#dont want to give a speech“ like BITCH#<-btw all of this is projection from me. im richie hi. it fort of ruined my ability to train other people at anything ever.#and my ability to study i would have failed miserably had i tried college bc my ass would NOT be doing homework or studying#i would have dropped out sooooo quick lol#anyway. done now have this#Richie Tozier#Eddie Kaspbrak#IT 1986#IT Stephen King#spam brain
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the ‘why would anyone entrust Akutagawa with Aya remember what happened the last time he took care of a young girl 🤔’ is such a dogshit take. like bro are we gonna just forget his whole-ass younger sister who he dotes on or, idk, perhaps literally the fact that his villain origin story is that he COULDNT PROTECT HIS FRIENDS IN THE SLUMS i am killing all of you with hammers
#when oda loses his mind and goes on a murder spree when the kids he so desperately tried to protect are murdered it’s cool#but when fourteen year old akutagawa does it he’s a villain#okay#it’s not even subtext that Akutagawa treated Kyoka like that because she reminded him of himself#and Dazai gave him a ‘reason to live’ so he passed on this ‘purpose’ to her as well#don’t worry about why I’m awake at 2am akuposting#bsd 117#HE chose to spare aya even as a vampire#HE chose to keep his promise not to kill#HE chose to die for atsushi#if y’all don’t see the fact that Aku is undergoing perhaps the most character development in all of bsd#then I don’t even know what to tell you.#also cmon anyone gonna believe that Kunikida is actually a milkshake#from Kafka ‘deathbait’ asagiri#he has ‘killed’ everyone in the series already bro#it does not stick#… also I love bsd but. dude.#did you skip the ‘cry wolf and other ways not to write stories 101’#if ya keep ‘killing’ characters and then always bringing them back#no one is gonna believe you and the emotional impact is going to lessen#like we haven’t learned our lesson from: dazai chuuya fyodor sigma akutagawa mori#fukuzawa Kunikida tanizaki naomi#uhh Nikolai Kyoka Fitzgerald#Katai gin hirotsu#mushitaro etc etc etc#… actually it would be funny if someone put a flowchart of this together#oh I am getting so off point. okay.#anyway… dazai you bitch-ass you could never make me hate akutagawa
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bangs pots and pans
raph was never any less suited to leadership than leo
raph was never any less suited to leadership than leo
raph was N E V E R any less suited to leadership than leo
idk how many times i can say it before it sinks in that in rise there was never once any point where that was the point being made
if you just like leo’s character better than you like raph’s, that’s fine! if you just like it better when leo is leader, that’s fine! i have no issue!
but we need to stop trying to circle that leadership change back to somehow being about better or worse or ~more cut out for it~ because it sucks to throw the great job raph did through the series under the bus in order to prop up leo’s good qualities.
they’re both great leaders. they both have strong suits and weak suits in the role, they both have growth and development when they’re in that role. they BOTH make on-screen mistakes in that role and aren’t very good at it at first! not getting a more in-depth explanation about it in the movie or series stinks and it’s very interesting to explore, but seriously.
#rottmnt#rise of the tmnt#rottmnt raph#rise raph#like it's so......#all of raph's growth as a leader and hard work at it was up and down about him growing as a leader#learning and adapting and incorporating things#when raph messes up the point is NEVER 'ohoho see he's just not as good at it or fit for it'#it's ALWAYS him learning something that he does better with next time#and in that vein leo showing those leadership qualities and potential!#is NEVER about 'oh he would be so much better at it than raph'#it's just about leo having that potential and that talent that went unnoticed!#and like. idk what to tell you leo was doing a not great job at start of movie like raph was doing start of series#if the point was always 'raph cant hack it leo was REALLY meant for this all along' then mayhaps...#one of the emotional high points and climaxes of the finale would not have been raph learning one more important lesson#and the team then fully unlocking the ninpo and rising to their potential#it probably would have been a finale arc about leo stepping up specifically in some way#and all this of course i say having put aside that leadership was never meant to be a big deal in rise anyway....#pitting 2 bad bitches against each other like this for no reason like they're not both fantastic
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Uramichi Omota, you're driving me insane
Taken from Gaku Kuze's Twitter, though I've edited out the speech bubbles
[Image ID: On the left, Uramichi Omota is wearing a black V-neck shirt and grey sweatpants with the band of his boxers exposed. He's wiping sweat off his face, lifting up his shirt and exposing his abs.
On the right, Uramichi Omota is in the same black shirt, grey sweatpants, and exposed boxers band. He's lifting his shirt with his left hand to reveal his abs, posing in what's obviously a thirst trap. /End ID]
#uramichi omota#life lessons with uramichi oniisan#...i'm literally ignoring JASON TODD for you uramichi do u even know what that means#...also am i sucker for a hot bitch in a fitted black tee? there's uramichi toji and jason... hm...#rest posts shit
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one panic attack and breathing excercise later,,,,,,,,, i think i need to write some of my thoughts down before moving on
first of all, as i said in the notes earlier i honestly should've expected something like this to happen. even if the king sounded pathetic each time we fought him, i should've kept in mind how powerful he is and that he still froze a bunch of people in time and was going to do that with the whole country, no matter the reason. but the most important thing to recognize is probably the fact that perceived emotional weakness didn't mean that it would be possible to convince him, didn't mean that he wasn't cruel. it's not like anything could've been changed with my knowledge, i just feel silly for walking right into that with no suspicions. well, lesson learned, can't stop the king with words
second of all - the king was talking about something called wish craft, saying how he smells the sweet scent right before that, and claiming that sif's using this craft right after. i guess this is what it's actually about, huh? not time craft, but wish craft? while i still know nothing about it the only assumption i can make is the symbolic one - you know, wishing upon a star? jhhgfk
but could sif really wish for something that would cause the loop, or is it someone else's wishing's fault, or both? even if sif could, i doubt they'd be able to remember. i mean, they congratulated themselves on reaching the 20th loop at the 24th, and i don't even know if it's a bug or a feature💀
third of all - no matter how much i pretend like i'm unfazed i think i still need to address that. HOLY SHIT was i terrified for a second there. especially for those few seconds when i thought i actually WILL have to watch everyone get violently murdered, with no easy way to loop back in sight...... the moment i saw the unusually big-fonted laughter i knew i did something wrong......... it was almost a feeling of amusement with how much i did not expect any of this to happen, with how unbelievably cruel the scene had became in such a short time, the kind of terror that you don't believe at first because well there's no way, right?
but i guess this wish craft is really a thing sif can control, since thinking about looping very hard really did loop us back! i don't think this was like any other loop, it was definitely directly from a wish. the king said that he "wished" to be like this as well, does that mean he wields wish craft rather than time craft, or perhaps both?? lots to think about
also, funny how sif assumed that loop is going to be an ass about this:
right before this dialogue option popped up i thought "i know you told me all about how the king can't be trusted but don't you dare to go i-told-you-so at me right now, that would be The Bitch Move ever--"
.........aaaand they did it! cool🙂 "rude to them" how about RUDE TO ME
#isat liveblog#i dont care what kinda sad backstory or tragic future plot importance they might have#this bitchiness is inexcusable imma stab them one of these days#anyway.........#the king be like “i will preserve vaugarde; the perfect country with perfect and welcoming people”#also the king when some vaugardians aren't nice and welcoming to him:#“oh well. guess i have to brutally murder you all to teach my compatriot a lesson”#okay selfish bitch that doesnt actually care about vaugarde or its people or anything except your own ego???🙄🙄🙄#you know what#tell me am i crazy or did our island only leave behind petty bitches???? lmfaooooo so sad#all the cool stuff like constellations and even all the normies went down with it#n the only things left of stars are the bitchiest star they could find and literal dust#rip😔😔😔💀💀🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🥀🥀🥀#okay maybe ill read these chars intentions with empathy and compassion some other time but rn im a little hater (rightly so) (deserved)#to balance it out tho: i didnt add it to the post but the way everyone was absolutely desperate to save bonbon </3#the things they say at the peak of despair </3 aaaah absolutely heartbreaking </3
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some mermay dateables + trio (what do we call them?) and what i think they’d be !! :]
diavolo i’m thinking a big ass grand octopus
barbatos is that alien looking squid at the bottom of the ocean. it suits him
luke is a clown fish LMAO or a sea angel (hoihoi)
i’m thinking simeon as a white + black koi fish!! i just thought up of that today and i really like the idea
thirteen vampire squid (ty lex)
mephisto. seahorse. like what else would he be
idk about solomon or raphael though!!
#also for the brothers.#lucifer -> angelfish#mams -> swordfish. however it’s hard to draw tails that it/sharks have front view without making it look like a basic mer tail#levi -> eel#satan -> catfish. was gonna be like a lemon shark or smth bc of his love for sharks and lemon sharks being known for being chill#to kinda convey what was mentioned in the beginning of the game where satan puts on a mask to hide his anger. imagine u think u get a chill#lil shark guy but then unexpectedly bites ur fingers off. lol that was the vibe#but it was rlly bland imo…so i went back to catfish insp tail#he still loves sharks though and enjoys shark bloodbaths as he does in canon#asmo -> jellyfish!!!! my friend lex brought up jellyfish and i went insane. i love jellyfish asmo#beel -> tiger shark!! bitch eats everything!!! but they’re chill guys goin :] all the time#belphie -> manta ray!! considered manatee but i wanted smth more unique tail wise#both bc both of those guys are chill with humans!! made me think of belphie pre yk what. also lesson 16 he can stab mc with his stinger lol#mc would be a pirate….that chooses to be a mer or smth#reverse lil mermaid situation
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not to be a milennial but harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban really is that bitch....
#mom wanted to rewatch the movies so we've been going thru them <3#talk about a movie thats just like. grief. i turn into the jamie lee curtis halloween trauma supercut#SORRY..... the visuals are peak like that IS the hp vibe to ME and i am BLOWN AWAY this movie was made in 2004 it feels ahead of its time#the first two are so whimsical and magical enrapturing and this movie is like. a well worn cardigan. this feels 2011 cozycore to me#sorry but the introduction of lupin becoming a comforting trusted guardian type of figure AND the dementors representing hollow depression#this 13 yr old whos been kept in the dark on so many things being extra vulnerable prey to them bc of the severe trauma#but getting lessons on how to withstand that creeping dread.. through happy memories... still bonding w lupin increasngly ouagh...#the grief between them both over james and lily. also btw ofc defense against the dark arts being fighting yr fears through laughter. aaaaaa#and then sirius. black. im. i know we meme on the twelve years of it! in azkaban! but as a bitch whos now closer to those characters in age#and can appreciate and understand them obv more than i could when i was. a tween. that just hits like ok shit. VALID#so valid and real to see the child of your friends you knew at that age but who DIED and then see the friend who betrayed them#to see like the best of BOTH of them mirrored and living on in him and be like yknow what???? you WILL be protected frm that same fate#hoooo the briefest moment where harry might hope things will turn out okay. w sirius' name being cleared and peter having to explain himself#and sirius being like hey i get it if you want to stay w your family that is fine but. if you wanna move in w me...#(harry relaying this to hermione later as well. dreaming of a place fr just the two of them somewhere in the countryside#somewhere..... sirius might see the sky..... bc he thinks he would like that after all those years locked up do not even touch me rn.......)#only fr everything to turn to shit two friends fighting w deadly force. the chance to set this right slipping off into the night.#a million dementors descending relentlessly until utter exhaustion and certain death. some strange salvation? fight for a second chance?#but then still havign to say goodbye when they only just GOT this. and everything still being so. god. and lupin having to leave as well.#the thought of sirius also WANTING that guardian type connection but being forced to live in 1. a cave barely living more freely than before#2. then being confined to the stuffy somber abusive home he ran away from as a teen w that portrait still up there and everything.. bitch...#oh man the way i KNOW when we get to ootp (my favourite) its gonna leave me blasted into a million little pieces#the way i know shit like the knowing wink the entirety of the wall tapestry room scene and of course nice one james is gonna DESTROY me..#dont even talk to me abt that dark turn at the end of gof and how everything after gets soooo. god. w everything just getting destroyed and.#i cant even think abt it i cant even talk about it. wah#i dont care btw that they aged those guys up undermining how insanely young these people died. perfect casting fr the remaining marauders ok
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My five happy things for the day
• paper that has a good feeling texture
• things not feeling like an emergency EVERY second of the day, only part of the time
• the fact that these cheapo stamp ink pads from Walmart a few years ago somehow still have a bit of functioning ink not dried out?
• I’m able to track and retain conversations for longer periods of time again, I’m finally finally finally feeling some progress
• putting on a warm hoodie or coat when feeling chilled
#fivethingsaday#I still can’t believe people LIKE me!! ?! ?! ?! ?!#I’ve accidentally wound up dumbfounded with a delightful number of friends#like. wait. I thought you guys were playing a very long trap or were only liking me because of obligation or worth vs hassle ratio.#I thought I was just enjoying it before it vanished! but yowza!!!#apparently I DID get the chance for it to be real#and I am in the middle of living an adult life I didn’t think I’d see!!!#so anyway holy shit I apparently am not secretly a poison to people#these cool people I’ve been so admiring of and wished I could really have a life with someone like them as a friend#BITCH I DO IT IS ME#what the FUCK.#anyway I’ve got to go keep trying to wrangle my very uncooperative knee#and marvel at the slowly-dawning reality of being liked actually not just kept around#god grade school age social hierarchy lessons sure get roots down in deep#I’m so pleased as punch and totally in skeptical disbelief. I’m also delighted and horrifically embarrassed and feeling stupid and feeling#unbearably grateful and feeling quite particularly like I’m in the Truman show and also won the lottery#I’m going to do a lot of STICKING WITH IMPORTANT ROUTINES FOR MY WELL-BEING about it#add to journal
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Lesson 1 (Kez) : stuff gets A LOT darker than I'd expected
Lesson 2 (dice) : everything get mirrored on the glossy side (duh)
Lession 3 (polaroid) : heat gun + large item = unpredictable
#charms adventures#Lesson 4:#the high setting of the heat gun gets REALLY hot#and I don't have any burn cream in my apartment#so that's 5 lessons#gonna print out a tint color wheel to see what colors I CAN use#darn trying to print RGB#I'd work in CMYK but CSP is a little bitch about that
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Finally finished sweet tooth s3. Having incredibly mixed feelings
#love the show. love it a lot. about to be a bitch in the tags anyways#it was. so so messy. they needed another season so bad. the alaska trip took up so much of the comics#and that was with the previously established cast#in the show they introduced a million new characters. gave us no time to get to know them before they were thrown head first into the plot#and condensed an arc that was almost half of the comics into the span of like 5 episodes#my boy singh. oh how they massacred by boy#i mean. okay. in the context of the show the arc wasn't horrible for him.#but i think his survival in the comic and his dedication of his life to making up for the mistakes of his past by helping people and hybrids#would've been so much more powerful than his random self sacrifice at the end of the show.#bc honestly it just seems like another impulsive act in his moral flip flop he'd been having for the last few episodes#rather than active choice to be better#and honestly i wanted to see his delusional paranoid religious breakdown from the comics put to screen so bad#it would've been great#i do like that he turned against zhang the second she started trying to talk about rani. that shit slapped#the several fake outs about Jepp's death were so stupid and unnecessary and repetitive#why are you baiting everyone. you're going to piss off the hardcore comic fans waiting for his death and confuse the show fans#either commit to killing him or stop pretending like you're brave enough to do it#why did they flip back so hard into the mystical vaguely eco fascist backstory and outcome of the comic#after spending two seasons trying to build a more scientific and less 'humanity must end' story for two seasons straight#they tried to make it seem less 'humanity must die' again at the end by ending the virus#which i guess might've been the best outcome available considering the source material and the limitations of it's ending#but idk. it felt weird#the writing this season was so much less subtle. it felt like the characters were constantly monologing directly at the camera#nothing could be left unsaid everyone had to say exactly what they meant#and it was all moral lessons the writers were trying to feed directly to the audience#i feel like they wrote themselves into a corner at the end of the last season#and they expected to have at least one more season to write themselves out of it before the ending#and if not. if this was the plan since the beginning. literally what. WHAT.#can not imagine the people who wrote the last two seasons sitting down and writing this#it won't let me add more tags but i have more thoughts. many more. tumblr is silencing me for speaking the truth /j
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so what that i slept in for the exam. my voice teacher just called to talk about yesterdays concert and said some truly insane shit that made me cry again (but like. in a good way lol) so who even gives a shit lol
#she can singlehandedly fix me#she said so many insanely beautiful things. about ME. i am still reeling from it.#also she said we 'clearly have the exact same vision when it comes to this aria' and im sooooo normal about it uwu#yes queen ill be your little bitch ill sing it exactly as you want it (except i WILL use chest voice sorry thats not optional)#anyway i hate this because see this is what my brain does now. i got so many insane compliments that now all i can think about is#“when will i lose it”. now im gonna live in fear that one day ill wake up and ill forget how to act.#that i will suddenly just lose all my idk stage presence and all my musicality. because i just cant have nice things#and i cant have things to actually be. if not exactly proud of. then at least happy about. im not allowed.#the moment i let myself believe it and truly appreciate and value myself and consider myself objectively good at something - ill lose it all#or rather - it shall be taken away from me to teach me a lesson. see for a person who doesnt believe in god#i sure do live in a constant conviction that he's just waiting for the opportune moment to lure me into a fake sense of safety and happiness#just to snatch it away at the peak of it if only to prove to me that i dont get to have nice things and i shouldnt dare to even want them#gotta love being normal
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Do you feel uncomfortable when people talk about Justice for Palestinians? If you do then maybe it’s your Islamophobia and I suggest you go get it checked asap
Also fyi it’s not only the Muslims being murdered rn if you REALLY wanna go down that line so think about it
#cant believe we’re witnessing genocide in real time#and people still has the audacity to say BUTTTT#what have your history lessons taught you?#or did you fucking flunk your history?#also Gal Gadot fans fucking unfollow me rn#I can’t stand that hypocritical bitch anymore
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it drives me nuts when people study for grades with no interest whatsoever in actually learning the content or skills required
it is probably just me being weird and superior about it butbfucking hell grRrrrRRRRRRR
kids asking if something will be on the exam before they even begin to try and learn it… kids getting frustrated at teachers who explain even slightly beyond the syllabus… kids cheating and using chatgpt to study rather than actually trying to get information into their own mind… any extracurricular stuff being for application purposes with 0 genuine interest… have you no curiosity?????? do you not wish to make the most of the teaching time to learn things about the subjects you chose because they interest you?????
#this is very targeted#AM if you ask about our exams that are in june- june!!!- one more time !!!!!! aksjdhfh#also people who choose a uni course based on prestige rather than actually wanting it#like bitch why are you going to medical school if you hate learning that sort of thing?!?!?!???#why did you tell ME i should become a doctor just bcs im good at biology? i know i dont want to do that#you know there are more options in life than being a doctor or lawyer or engineer. you know that right?#i need to rewatch three idiots actually i feel like that would resonate well atm#i am def just being obnoxious about this#but when i am learning because i want to learn stuff#and people go “omggg youre so smart. what are your study tricks”#there are few tricks i just actually want to do this and so i dedicate time to it. stfu#if you dont want to dedicate time to learning cell biology why are you in a cell biology lesson 🖕#it makes me so angry for no reason. like this doesnt affect me at all. it is just a pet peeve#schoolposting
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