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Aw helllll nah look at my boss dawg 😭🙏🐸
#i will not be explaining#I cannot justify drawing this#ena#ena froggy#ena dream bbq#ena joel g#my art#fanart#i think#I love dropping off the face of the earth only to come back with this#edit: I feel like I should clarify the handsome squidwardifacation was supposed to be goofy😭#I swear I’m not a 90s yaoi artist
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for your consideration: s1 jayce, old mage viktor
#jayvik#we are getting so self indulgent w it MY BLOG MY RULES#listen. listen i cannot be the only one who craves old man viktor#trying to justify why i think this dynamic would be fascinating when the truth is. i am a freak.#AN OLDER MAN OBSESSED W JAYCE SAVED HIS LIFE TWICE ALIVE FOR SEVERAL LIFETIMES POWERFUL… jayce would be so overwhelmed iiiiii#viktor: squints jayce: IS THE SUN BOTHERING YOU KING 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫#tysm for 1000 notes :) i will see u all at the bingo parlor next thursday night
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I couldn't get Fitzjames' cunty little fur-lined coat out of my head after finishing "The Terror", so I decided I needed my own version. I found the base coat secondhand, modified and tailored it, and hand sewed on the faux fur trim. Maybe one day I'll make the screen accurate version, but I'm very happy with this for now.
#coat fitzcoat#gonna wear this when I go ice skating with friends next week#I must be the hottest bitch at the rink at all times thank you very much#as for why I thrifted this build instead of making a screen accurate one from scratch:#I simply cannot justify the material costs for the screen accurate version considering I live in a place where it rarely gets below 70F/21C#also the fur trim made me want to scream#because the lighting varies wildly it looks different in every scene#so I was going frame by frame in various scenes to see if it was brown or grey#and my conclusion is that it is a brownish grey#the terror#the terror amc#james fitzjames#marlequinncos
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tfone au where OP is created as the last of the primes but way after them, a sparkling born at what were thought to be the last days of the war against the quintessons, the beginning of a new generation of peace after eons of war. a child meant to be loved and raised knowing nothing of war nor sacrifice.
he's kept mostly out of the spotlight by his siblings, who don't wish to expose him to everyone's optics so young, and want to wait until the war is done and over to properly introduce him to their people.
except of course the primes are betrayed and murdered by sentinel, the war is lost and everyone who knows and cared for the truth is either banished or outright killed in order to suppress it.
and the high guard, the ones the primes trusted the most, the ones that were supposed to protect them, the ones who failed in their most important duty, have to make a choice. to take the last prime, their last hope, with them to the surface, a hostile environment where there's little to no supplies and where they'll be hunted down by both sentinel and the quintessons as the biggest threat to their regimen.
or hide him in plain sight. place him where sentinel won't think to look for him. one more sparkling among many. and hope it will be enough to keep him alive. pray to primus that he'll protect his last child long enough for them to come back for him when it's safer (even if most of them have already lost their faith on him when he allowed the rest of his children to be massacred like that)
they almost lose their resolve when they realize they will have to take the little one's cog away in order to make him blend in with the rest of the newborns (and oh do they burn with murderous intent when they see what sentinel has done to their people but it's not the time yet-) but in the end they decide an impaired little prime is better than a dead one.
and so in the chaos of thirteen dead primes and a sudden energon crisis, a little sparkling who very few mechs really knew about and even fewer had seen completely vanishes. and in the depths of iacon a mech in charge of a new batch of newborns scratches their helm in confusion as they realize they must have miscounted the first time.
optimus prime is quietly erased from any official records by sentinel, written off as dead when they find a sparkling's frame mangled beyond recognition after an attack on the base of those rebels that insist on being a thorn on his side. killing the sparkling hadn't been precisely in his plans, he probably could've found some use for it after all, but he's not particularly upset about it either.
and orion pax grows up with an ache on his spark that tells him he's missing something far more important than a t-cog and dreams of gentle and loving hands, cradling him against the frames of mechs he cannot recall the faces of.
#i talk a lot <3#transformers#transformers one#optimus prime#orion pax#baby prime orion au#this is mostly an excuse for me to draw the primes and baby OP later on. just to be clear.#i WILL be drawing this at some point lmao#tbh i'm a little uncertain how i want things to progress#because on one hand it would be very tasty and tense if sentinel recognized optimus during the race#but that means a lot of changes very early on in the plot and i would have to do a lot of Thinking on how to justify getting the gang#to still pick up bee and elita. cause i love them <3#i do think it'd be very funny if the high guard's plan worked like a charm except for the very tiny fact that they didn't count#on orion being an absolute hellion. like. this kid is Not Going Unnoticed and it's completely his own fault lmao#in this version maybe a member of the high guard stayed behind to keep an eye on orion and is able to get them out before they're killed#but instead of taking them to where the primes fell they take them directly to the high guard#which is very awkward because it's a very moving and emotional moment for the high guard who are finally reunited with their little prime#all grown up and healthy and blessedly *alive*. except orion doesn't fucking remember any of them and is very confused as to why#the legendary warriors of cybertron are getting all weepy over him. they finally explain the truth to him which is a Fucking Bomb#to drop on anyone but especially a group of kids who almost got killed by the person they all thought the world of just hours ago#they also return orion's t-cog to him which would create some tension between him and the rest of the gang because this time#he's the only one getting his cog back. add to it that they were just told he's the equivalent of a demi-god and... well.#there's a gap between him and them that wasn't there before#on the other version of events that follows canon more closely everything goes the same up until the gang finds the primes in the cave#and wake up alpha trion who now not only has to deal with the fact the rest of his siblings are dead but that he missed fifty cycles#of his baby brother's life. that the only sibling he has left does not remember him or his true identity at all.#he has to choose between telling him the truth which has the risk of unbalancing him in a critical moment where he cannot afford to#be distracted because they're being hunted down. or let him remain unaware. let him forget their family and the love they had for him#but letting him remain free of the knowledge of what he lost and the heartbreak it would bring.
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people have got to be nicer to and about kids
#feeling so justified about publicly bitching about a newborn who cannot control themselves as an adult who can control their words but has#no community to express this to other than a spiteful internet echo chamber is so ridiculous#and kids included teenagers !#all this ‘i’m just a girl’ and never ‘that’s literally just a kid’ 😭😭#i feel so very strongly about children and protecting them please don’t make me mad#also lack of respect for children only ever feeds into male centeredness and the grand irony about that is how willing people are to become#mothers for men who didn’t have support as children and then bear children for that man#mie.txt
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me: no more merch, no more—

me: fuck—
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i am wholly obsessed with this picture of walton goggins and timothy olyphant:

#timothy olyphant#walton goggins#this is straight up boyd and raylan on their honeymoon#THEIR HAPPILY EVER AFTER#WALTON I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU POSTED THIS#the other photo he posted is just as brain melting#I LOVE THEM BOTH SO MUCH#twitter#instagram#boyd crowder#raylan givens#justified
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with her arms out like an angel through the car sunroof
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me: really dissatisfied with the way the relationship between spite and lucanis was resolved, couldn’t believe spite was just chill with forgiving illario and kept waiting for something more to happen with that, felt their storyline could’ve benefited from a lot more conflict overall and would ultimately be strained at best if not potentially resulting in one party’s destruction
me simultaneously: rookanis is a throuple actually
#<- deranged#listen. hear me out.#it’s the wings#lucanis dellamorte#dav#dragon age#talkin#dav spoilers#datv spoilers#veilguard spoilers#also feel there was a huge missed opportunity in the potential of having them learn from each other#it’s hinted at here and there that spite is becoming more complex as he experiences the world#but imagine if lucanis could’ve in turn learned to access a little bit of justified anger and independence#but alas (gestures at the entirety of the crow faction writing as i cannot bear to look at it directly)
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i haven't seen much of the bullet dance saloon extras from the japanese trimax omnibus editions but ever since i caught wind of their existence i have been deeply curious
here are the vol 5 pages ✨
#trigun maximum#bullet dance saloon#livio the double fang#razlo the tri punisher of death#millions knives#nicholas d. wolfwood#did i buy a whole book i cannot read bc i wanted a physical version of the cover artwork?#yes i did#cafe postcard equivalent is Too Much for me to justify to myself#but a whole book!#is different!!#trigun#trigun spoilers#just in case lol#but i mean if u are in some of these character tags#you already know
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Behold, Star Trek: AOS characters as random Reductress/Onion headlines I nabbed from Pinterest.
No, I'm not sure why I spent my evening doing this either.
#cannot put into words how much this was inspired by the bones headline#i made the others just to justify making that one#jim kirk#spock#leonard mccoy#nyota uhura#hikaru sulu#pavel chekov#montgomery scott#jaylah#star trek aos#star trek
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wait how old are we and Aeran? like I remember Aeran and MC being in their 30s, but early, mid, or late?
Early to mid 30s!
Aeran is 12 in the Prologue and 33 in Episode 1, and the MC is roughly the same age as him, maybe a couple years older.
The MC isn't younger than 30 and isn't older than 36.
#i hit 35 last week and the temptation to age aeran and the mc up again is extremely strong hahahaha#i cannot justify adjusting the timeline again though#wayfarer#wayfarer if#aeran kellis#answered
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I cannot stop thinking about a 30-60 second beatboxing lead up to the single phrase: "cat in the hat."
Rotating it in my mind. Writing it on my grave. Catastrophic failure enshrined forever on discount Quibi. Ally Beardsley the legend that you are.
#It's inspirational to me (genuinely)#If Ally can get up there and fail that hard I cannot justify inaction against any of my problems#game changer#game changer spoilers#ally beardsley
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so i was reading lae'zel's character sheet and noticed that she had a dragonchess set but no proficiency with them and then a ghost started moving my hand like a ouija board until i had drawn this
anyway this is what the girlies get up to if u leave them at camp together
#I did consider using certified Strange Object Eater gale instead of karlach but unfortunately I think he'd engage w the game authentically#whereas karlach. she has the jester's spirit ig. to me#also lae'zel is carrying a set of playing cards too and karlach has a dice set. WHERE is my casino mission with these two. I demand to know#also why is wyll proficient w mason's tools? does it come up later in the game or did they just get a lil silly w it for the character shee#baldur's gate 3#bg3 fanart#karlach#lae'zel#haven't posted any art in fuckin aeons#this was a rush job on account of I Got Assignments and I am so behind#cannot justify the time spent on it but that's fine. fuck it we ball
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After @randomationality mentioned Starscream getting thrown around often here, I remembered him being shiny for the first few episodes and decided to do some digging and figure out exactly when he lost the shine.
In Episode 1, while Megatron is still gone, Starscream’s chest has a very prominent shine.


Then again, Episode 2, Megatron returns and he is very shiny.


In Episode 3 he’s not as shiny as earlier (possibly due to the lighting, possibly due to offscreen Megatron) but we do see the glow of his weapon reflecting on his chest.

Same for Ep4, continuation of the Fowler scene. But at the end of Episode 4, Megatron beats Starscream on camera for the first time. And when you watch Episode 5,,,


You can clearly see he’s lost the shine. The same lighting is hitting both of them and while it reflects from Megatron, it doesn’t from Starscream.
Worth noting that Ep 6 does give him back a bit of shine, he never quite recovers to the same degree as the first few episodes. I stopped watching carefully after that point. Make of this what you will. The animators tweaking his design after the first few episodes, or an intentional change to show Megs’ abuse.
#transformers#transformers prime#tfp#starscream#tfp starscream#transformers theory#but that’s just a theory#a screamer theory#thanks for reading#Megatron#tfp Megatron#reading too far into a kids show from 2010#also starscream was justified in trying to overthrow Megatron you cannot convince me otherwise#he was nothing but loyal for 3 years#and the first thing Megs does when he returns?#tell starscream he’s gonna kill him and use his corpse for experimentation#and he woulda done it if he didn’t have cliffjumper#not even using a vehicon trooper or anything#even though decepticon high command don’t care about their well being#nah he wanted to use starscream#if my boss did that I’d try to kill him and take his job too
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remember when genz was supposed to be the most woke generation lol. lmao even.
#from various voting statistics to rise in hate crimes against women/queer people#they're trying to justify murder of a 17 y.o you cannot make this up
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