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#and I don’t mean 😤😤😤 as in a cute thing#but a 😤😤😤😤 I’m so annoyed and blowing out smoke everywhere#the one and only good thing that will come with moving#I won’t have to live with my roommate anymore#she got locked out#and she’s been spamming me with calls and texts and I wanna scream#like I get it#but bro that’s not my fault#idk what happened#cause she said ‘long story mom has car and keys’#but like#I have no energy or patience for this sorry#now I get to go home and she’ll be waiting there and UGH#I’m kinda curious to see if we are going to stay friends after this#cause man oh man#I have no clue#shut up rosie
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Me making sure my sweetie pie Arthur has a bath because he deserves it 💕🎀🌸
Arthur: This is the cleanest some parts of me been in weeks! 🤠
Me:
#arthur morgan#red dead redemption 2#rdr2#like bro#its not my fault all the baths are 8971264 miles away?#literally never put me on blast like that ever again#every time i bathe him its some bullshit from him#arthur morgan x reader#van der linde gang#dutch van der linde#john marston#jack marston#charles smith
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Astarion References
uncompressed + unedited full size images on google drive here
#astarion#astarion bg3#bg3#baldur's gate 3#bg3 reference#krem's ref renders#bro the color balance on these is terrible. its not my fault. his ass too pale
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what if i said that yall should not be blaming Curly for Jimmy's actions, what if i said that yall taking the blame off of Jimmy and attaching it to one of his victims because he's not a perfect angel is WRONG and it PISSES ME OFF and its DOING EXACTLY WHAT JIMMY WAS DOING IN THE GODDAMN GAME TO BEGIN WITH!!
#THE ENTIRE TIME HES BLAMING OTHER PEOPLE FOR THE THINGS HES DONE GUYS!! STOP!!!#oh my god they cant hear me they have their airpods in#but anyway#curly did bad things dont get me wrong BUT SAYING HE WAS AT FAULT FOR JIMMY ASSAULTING ANYA??? BRO HUH??#he did nothing to make her situation better but putting him on the same moral level as fuckin jimmy is sick#mouthwashing#mouth washing#captain curly#curly mouthwashing#jimmy mouthwashing#wrong organ
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the silly guys
#been a while toh fandom my fault bro#myart#art#artists on tumblr#sketch#artist#doodle#toh#toh fanart#the owl house#hunter toh#huntlow#willow toh#hunter park#willow park#hunter wittebane#hunter noceda#hunter deamonne#hunter clawthorne#he has so many last names fuck sake boy!!!#im so obsessed w the bottom drawing i did i actually ate so hard i cant draw anymore#theyre both so hard to draw#the blur is really there bcus i was so lazy im gonna be so honest with u. but it also looks cool so it works out
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Five Nights at Meshi’s
#doctorsiren#dungeon meshi#five nights at freddy's#chilchuk tims#william afton#springtrap#spring bonnie#dungeon meshi fanart#fnaf fanart#crossover#meme post#digital art#my art#procreate#this is before Afton got springlocked into the suit so uh haha bro is Worried lmao#yeah go chilchuk get ‘em yeah trap that British dude’s soul in the bunny costume yeah#this is entirely the dadskall chat’s fault teehee 😁😁😁😁#I tried posting this but then my internet died the second I hit post so now I gotta do it again LMAO
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Prime defenders spoilers!
Yeah the episode was alright.
#jrwi prime defenders#just roll with it#jrwi pd#william wisp#dakota cole#vyncent sol#fanart#shitpost#homestuck#virion sol#my artwork#digital drawing#digital art#fan art#i literally couldn’t even be sad when william died that shit was 500% his fault bro#before you ask. yes he’s in the peter griffin death pose#wiwi wisp better step his shit the fuck up next season cause holy shit#dude i love vync so much#my little mewow#cw cartoon gore#cw cartoon violence#cw death#cw corpse#VERY badly drawn cartoon gore. it might as well be ketchup#prime defenders spoilers#prime defenders#my art
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You said smt and they treat you with the silent treatment😔
#super mario#princess daisy#princess peach#mario bros#shamefully my fav princess is daisy#not my fault i just like buff girls
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hey guys look what i found in my drafts. from a few days ago .
#sorry i think its my fault that this happened#still unsure if The News is actually real or not tbh since no official sources have said anything about it as far as i know#and i hear the hollywood reporter is usually right about this stuff but idk#the fact that there are no actual sources or evidence for any of this other than ''just trust me bro'' is a bit suspicious to me#+ the fact that theyve been keeping the development of sonic 3 very quiet and secret#yet shadows voice actor. which is one of the biggest topics of discussion surrounding the movie. just. happened to leak somehow ?#but . the timing on this is kinda funny . and very tragic. if it is real#i said it already but i dont get why so many people are celebrating this. from what ive heard he doesnt fit ....#and it feels like another case of casting a random celebrity over an actual voice actor just to have a big name attached to the project#regardless of if theyre really the best choice.#which i thought everyone agreed was a shitty and annoying practice especially if its some iconic video game/comic/whatever character ?#but maybe i just havent heard the right specific voice clips that make people think its a good choice i dont know .
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Ok, so I know the update came out literal seconds ago so it’s probably a liiiittle weird to already post about it but hear me out
I already know my favourite panel in this update because look
Hyrule’s like the little guy wants to talk to you! Which is great but I look at wild and he just looks so scared
I’m just imagining he’s thinking “but I’m terrified of the little guy now”
#bro looks so scared of that conversation#could I have like I dunno four people to back me up to talk to him#no reason tho#I’m scared of him now#lmao I just think it’s a funny thought#his eyes man four scared the shit out of him#lmao#loz#linkeduniverse#linked universe#Lu#Lu wild#Lu four#pfft#I just can’t stop laughing looking at this panel#I need sleep#my fault for having like five different notifications set up to tell me when it updates lol
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CLEANING AND PATCHING NICK'S WOUNDS AFTER A FIGHT.
A/N I apologize in advance if there are any grammatical or spelling errors. English is not my first language.
PAIRING Nick Leister x Fem!Reader.
TW/TAGS Suggestive content, mention of wounds and blood.
SUMMARY Nick loses a fight for the first time and you're the only one he wants to see after this, leaving you to clean his wounds.
NICK'S MASTERLIST | MASTERLIST
It's well known that Nick knows how to fight well enough to come out unscathed from every fight he faces. But they say that there is a first time for everything.
So there was a first time for him walking out of a fight totally beaten up. His lip was split like his eyebrow, the cheekbone was completely purple and he has a black eye, besides that blood was beginning to drip from his lip.
He looked totally defeated.
"Nick!" you called him in a scream when you saw him lying face down on the ground. You tried to get closer but Lion stopped you until he himself got closer completely furious for having been so weak.
"I don't want to see anybody." He demanded turning his back to you when Jenna, Lion and Anna tried to approach him. "Where is she?" he asked realizing you weren't around. Besides that you were the only one allowed to see him so vulnerable. You're his safe place.
He turned around and when he saw you he walked towards you holding your hand, walking with you towards his car, leaving his friends abandoned in the place.
You didn't speak the whole way, watching him out of the corner of your eye.
Once at his house you both entered his room, you walked to the bathroom to find the first aid kit and return to the room, seeing Nick lying on his bed with his hands covering his face.
"Get up, love." You ordered softly and he obeyed you, sitting on the edge of his bed, you took a step to get between his legs, leaving the open medicine cabinet aside.
You took cotton and hydrogen peroxide, dipping the cotton with the liquid, rubbing the soft material over his wounds on his face, making him hiss.
"Sorry..." you commented, stopping for a moment, but he took your wrist to bring your hand closer to his face, inviting you to continue and you did so.
His gaze was lost, so much so that he didn't even notice when you finished cleaning him. You took his chin with your thumb and index finger.
"What do you have? What's going on with that pretty head of yours?" He would never get enough of your flattery, he took your waist pulling you closer to him, he buried his face in your abdomen and you ran your fingers through his hair, gently scratching his scalp.
"I was weak, I should have tried harder, I should have given more of myself." you felt the grip on your waist intensify.
"But love, you didn't know that would happen, it's not your fault." you murmured lowering your face to kiss his cheek and he denied letting go of your waist and uncovering his face from your abdomen.
His hair was messed up by your fingers a few seconds ago when they were in it.
"If it was my fault, if I…" you cut him off abruptly.
"No, I'm not going to allow you to blame yourself for something that clearly wasn't in your power, that's how it is, sometimes you win and sometimes you lose." you took his face in your hands, caressing his cheeks being careful not to touch his wounds. ""It's not your fault." His eyes were half open and he took your neck to kiss you with something similar to need.
He moaned in pain between your lips and you moved away from him, but he immediately brought your face closer to kiss you, his hands went down to your thighs, sitting you on his lap.
"Nick…" you murmured between his lips and he hummed, groaning as you pulled away. "you're hurt."
"and?"
"I don't want to hurt you anymore." you denied getting up from his lap, making him complain once more.
He flopped back on the bed once more, grunting as he accidentally hit a gash on his shoulder.
You smiled denying.
"I'm going to get something to eat and we'll watch a movie." You squeezed his leg affectionately, and he opened one of his eyes that had remained closed.
"Fine, but you owe me this." he demanded, making himself more comfortable on the bed and you nodded, laughing, knowing what he meant.
"Whatever you say, love."
disclaimer ── evermoresversion © 2023.
#culpa mia#my fault#nicholas leister#nicholas leister fanfic#nicholas leister x reader#nicholas leister x y/n#nicholas leister smut#nicholas leister angst#nick leister#nick leister fanfic#nick leister x reader#nick leister x y/n#nick leister angst#nick leister smut#culpa mia movie#culpa mia fanfic#my fault movie#nicholas leister imagine#nick leister imagine#nicholas leister imagines#nick leister imagines#bro is papucho#val's version#evermoresversion
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the he
#the owl house#toh#darius deamonne#toh fanart#the degree that this man was underutilized was criminal#he was mentored by the previous golden guard????? he knew what belos did to him??? and then had to watch belos make a clone of him????#bro like. the dynamics here are absolutely insane#how sick to his stomach do you think darius was when he saw hunter’s face for the very first time?#how sick to his stomach do you think he was when he realized he was resenting an abused child for something he wasn’t even aware of?#do you think darius blames himself?#do you think darius lies awake at night wishing he’d done something sooner? wondering if he could have spared hunter some of his scars?#do you think hunter knows?#do you think hunter wishes he knew how to tell darius that he understands? that it’s not his fault?#do you think hunter longs to know the words of comfort that would have been offered by the man who shared his face?#do you think they mourn together?#my art#myart
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Me, fully prepared to be a little ass: If I were a horrible person and killed a bunch of people, would you report me to the police? lol
My older brother: Even if you were a monster, i'd protect you. I wouldn't be able to bring myself to hate or punish you. You turning out that way would be my fault because I should've been a better sibling. In the end, you'll always be my responsibility, and more importantly, my younger brother. I'll always love you.
Me, about to fucking bawl my eyes out: Hey what the fuck
so anyways after careful consideration and recollecting, that's how i came to the devastating realization that my older brother was a yue qingyuan kinnie.
#it was smth like that#sometimes i'm like ''wow are peoples older brothers usually so rodrick-y or asshole-y??'' and i look at my older brother#who gets sad when i don't want him to buy anything for me#also it was things like#'im to blame so don't worry about it ok?' 'it was my fault so dont worry. do you want to eat out?' etc#and i was like ''man this sounds like some yqy dialogue'' and boom#yes he's the eldest#he's like... way older than me lol#anyways i love my big bro sm#hes a very good brother#last week he treated me out to ice cream and ramen#we're about to finish arcane together!!#those rare times when i don't wanna hang out with him he has the energy of a sopping wet puppy that just got kicked#yue qingyuan#svsss
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Do you think if the trolls all came back, like everything in the main comic did happen and they were alive again. Do you think Feferi would actually forgive Eridan? Or want to even be his friend after everything? I don't personally like the erisol and fefertasprite interaction…felt rushed…..so I just wanted to know your opinion if things were different! :)
Yeah, I think they would be! Feferi is one of the trolls who takes dying the least badly (relentless optimism) and Eridan does genuinely feel bad, which means a lot when it's Eridan. I think she really is genuine when she says she wants them to be friends and also that she's really not the type of person to hold a grudge, and like... death is SUPER cheap in Homestuck, it's really not the horrific, irredeemable, irreperable damage that it is IRL - and if you're talking about (Feferi) and (Eridan), then they're both dead (and irrelevent) now, so the score is kind of even.
In general, the fandom - I mean, people in general, really - tend to have difficulty divorcing themselves from other people. We tend to assume that the people and characters they like will hold similar opinions to themselves. This is how people who like Karkat and don't like Eridan can mentally gloss over or even block out their clear, close friendship, or how people who dislike Cronus can end up overlooking that Meenah actually takes his opinion seriously and unironically defends his wizard thing. Feferi really isn't mad at Eridan or upset about dying the way we probably would be, because she's friends with the horrorterrors, relentlessly cheerful, comfortable with death in general, and death is also just not really that big of a deal in this setting. "I'm really sorry about that, that was shitty of me" is honestly probably all the apology she needs, especially if they came back to life anyway.
#i dunno in general the fandom loves to blow stuff up#and make it all way way angstier than it needs to be or was even shown to be#by all accounts feferi takes dying really well#im sure shes still not STOKED to be eridan's friend again but out of all her faults#holding long unreasonable grudges isnt really one of them#(that's a kanaya thing actually)#eridan's always gonna be an annoying pest to her in large doses but i think she basically thinks of him as a friend#also eridan responds to problems overwhelmingly with Fight#so this idea that eridan will be forever mopey and angsty also doesnt ring true to his character#if anything i can see him becoming annoying again because now he won't stop fucking apologizing#like bro chill its fine already oh my god why is everyt)(ing suc)( a PRODUCTION wit)( you#because thats the last point too like#homestuck always returns to humor#hussie even says in the book commentary that homestuck is lighthearted and comedic at its core#that it keeps returning to that as a touchstone#even during its tensest moments like murderstuck theres just constant funnies and gags#so i just end up going kinda :/ when an interpretation is purely maudlin or cathartic#like its more homestuck when its funny and characters treating murder with the same gravitas as irl#not only doesnt make sense in universe where death is cheap - ESPECIALLY for trolls#but also just doesn't really feel very homestuck to me#but that is 100% personal taste so if you like that stuff by all means keep enjoying it lol#you just arent going to get uber angst from me u_u
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Hello! If you're still taking the polyam sketch prompts I'd love to see i2 for the bad batch? (i know the prompts only have three so if this doesn't work pls ignore) - i got a bad error last time sorry if the message sends twice
That icy creamy monstrosity in Crosshair's hand (as the only one who has one free) belongs to Echo. Allegedly.
I hope you are still around Anon, I got your message, and I'm real glad you sent it again, this was really fun to draw!
Polyamorous/platonic poses for sketching (I haven’t given up on these, I just needed a little break. I’ll try to get around to drawing all the requests before the end of summer!)
and the other drawings I’ve made for them
#I got a little carried away with this one but in my defense it's summer and I need a vacation#and this one was on the page below the rexanidala one with the pretty Naboo background. I couldn't fall behind#and without it you wouldn't get a teeny tiny sketchy Hunter and Wrecker and Batcher in the bg either ^^#the bad batch#tbb fanart#tbb omega#tbb crosshair#the bad batch crosshair#omega bad batch#tbb echo#echo bad batch#star wars fanart#omega and her one handed bros#am i showing blatant favoritism here? of course#the bad batch fanart#tbb#poly sketches#my art#god I see so many faults in this but if I pick at them too long I will never finish these because they stop being fun OTL#new lesson for the near future: figure out how to draw characters that are different height and build next to each other
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I just know coming off of the battle high after a spar with Ichigo makes Grimmjow a little bit dumb, and he’s suddenly all loose, and relaxed. a cat readying for a nap after eating a mouse it caught for lunch.
so obviously this state of his leads to some interesting revelations. because the first time Ichigo witnesses this abrupt relaxation he immediately goes into panic mode, and hurries over to check on Grimmjow. but all Ichigo gets when he grasps his forearm to pull the fucker up and get him into the healing spring, is a half-lidded look full of reverence and satisfaction, which hits him like a freight train, and makes him go dumb too. because, sure, he’s witnessed his fair share of Grimmjow’s satisfied looks. but all of them were marred by blood splattered across Grimmjow’s everything, coating his sword, his hands, a lot of the times his teeth (asshole loves taking a bite out of him), they were pure battle and blood thirstiness. this? this is wholly uncharted territory. it’s soft, and contented, and all around nothing like what Grimmjow is. and then it hits Ichigo that maybe he doesn’t know what Grimmjow is like at all. and then, for the first time in his life, he finds himself jealous, of all things. because there definitely someone that does know this side of his favourite Arrancar (there isn’t).
also, let it not be forgotten, that Ichigo’s kind of an idiot, at least when it comes to things that aren’t beating up thugs and gods, or Shakespearean tragedies and dramas. so it should be no surprise that this also happens to him. that just like Grimmjow, he too, becomes just a tiny but dumber. but instead of a cat that got the mouse, he’s more akin to a lizard basking on a sun-warmed rock.
revelations come from this too. and although at the start of their arrangement Grimmjow isn’t even close to being so nice as to help the asshole up, and make sure he’s fine, that doesn’t stop Ichigo from propping himself up on his elbows and beaming an absolutely blinding smile at Grimmjow, before passing the fuck out. and because Grimmjow is still unsure of what’s to happen now, and also not at all accustomed or prepared for human interaction, he thinks the bastard’s good will ran out already, and this is some pathetic last resort attack on his senses. but Kurosaki’s not moving, very obviously sleeping (and isn’t that an insane power move? “hey look, I’m so sure you’re not anywhere near my level, that I’m going to sleep right in front of you, my enemy.” downright mocking, how dare he). he opens a Garganta, and ditches as fast as his sonído will allow, before his brain even starts trying to find any other explanations as to what THAT was. he tries not to think about it, and swears to, from now on, leave before Kurosaki attempts any bullshit.
but the next time it happens some stupid curiosity wins out, and he stays, and he watches as the Shinigami does the whole routine all over again, and… Grimmjow suddenly can’t breathe, can’t take his wide (surely from fear) eyes off of Kurosaki’s prone figure, his face bursts into flames, his mouth runs dry, and that useless dead heart in his chest beats out of rhythm. whatever he’s doing, whatever that attack is, it’s working, and Grimmjow better get away fast.
later, much later, Grimmjow will realise that the reaction he, at first, classified as a symptom of poisoning, was him falling in love with the way Kurosaki’s permanently scowling face stretches out in an expression of pure joy just for him to see.
#grimmichi#they are both idiots#especially about each other#just two bros#being soft and lovey-dovey for each other only#a guy will experience being mesmerised by someone’s beauty for the first time and think he was poisoned#Askin left him with severe PTSD so can’t fault the guy#I don’t like jealousy much but I do find the idea amusing#that’s why Grimmjow is jealous of Shakespeare#btw I’m pretty sure tumblr hates me because some of my posts don’t show up under the tags I put :/#fuck me i guess
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