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They did a pressure cooker style like competition and HID IT FROM US????
#PRODUCTION WHEN I FUCKING CATCH YOU DUDE#ARE YOU KIDDING ME RN#NO WONDER FEEDS WERE OFF FOR SO LONG#BUT BITCH#LET US SEE THE COMP FUCKING WHAT#bb26
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EDDIE GET YOUR CHEATING ASS BACK HOME IS2G 😭
#dagger watches 911#911 spoilers#911 abc#i got caught up watching the episode#but BITCH#what the fuck are you doing bro#omg 😭#eddie diaz#and Shanon's weird clone Kim 😭
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Who are they lying to?
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not to wwdits post but if nandor and guillermo dont finally fuck this season im throwing my laptop through drywall
#idk if those statements about it “not needing to be sexual” were actually said by harvey#but BITCH#if yall dont fuck nasty on my screen i will be ending my life!#not like i care though!!
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Y’all ever have a character that you would absolutely adore if certain parts of them weren’t canon? Me too bitch. If only Aegon was just a drunk silly bitch with mommy issues 🧍🏾♀️
#Slices Speaks#aegon ii targaryen#his barking made me laugh-#and his whole ‘nothing I do will ever be enough’ story is compelling and I feel bad#but bitch#Dyana and them bastards fighting to the death?#yeah bitch I’m not ignoring that#I simply cannot
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#idk if that was casual#might be oversharing#but bitch#he fucking ruined me#no cause ever since he was in my life#my mental state#was insane#i swear bro#nobody even sees these posts anyways so who cares if it’s oversharing🥳🥳
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It's homophobic if Rogue doesn't come back. It's not concrete truth, but I'm pretending it is.
#i still have more episodes to catch up on after seeing the teaser for next week#but BITCH#the doctor once again falling for someone who's name starts with r#doctor who
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I fucking blended a part of my blender container while making a smoothie. I drank small pieces of plastic, before I realized what happened.
How am I allowed to do things at all?
#the dumbest and most chaotic person you'll ever meet#that's a lie#BUT WHAT THE FUCK#i'm not a careful one#but bitch#a part of a plastic container?!!!#🤦🏼♀️#no words
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You know what i like about rps? Is that people dont complain about the reply or passively aggressively judge what I'm writing and just go along with it
@saltynsassy31
#ALSO DOES COMPLAIN ABOUT MY WRITING#i love having a writer as my sister#but i also hate it 🖕#i know there are times where you gotta complain/communicate the issue#but bitch#c'mon you just being picky#/lh#cake talks
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👀 but dead. @ Delia
RULE #2 DOUBLE TAP BITCH
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don’t take this wrong way but you are mother.
guys i’ve done it, i am mother now
#i’ve reached a new high#your fans call u mother#but bitch#my fans call me mama!#but in this case#its the other way around lol#anons!
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Me: Oh yeah, I'm really excited I'm gonna be traveling tomorrow!
My body, staring at me with froth dripping from its mouth:
Travel? You said, travel???? Sickness for caretaker, sickness for 1000 years!!!
#EVERY FRIGGEN TIME#i will be moseying about perfectly healthy and contendedly and the moment i set foot outside my door intending to travel for leisure#i get body slammed right back into bed#this time it had the manners to start the day before setting off#which im not sure i find better than 'during the trainride there'#because then id at least get to spend time with the people im travelling with#but no#i just go to bed achey and wake up with a head that can detect micro seismic tremors#i have forced coffee into me and i feel better now#but BITCH#this has been planned for MONTHS now#couldnt you have waited like#TWO (2) DAYS?!#then i could have been feverish and getting soup made by my companions#(i just needed to scream into the void thanks for listening in case anyone got this far)#sherlocks private life
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The funniest one star review of Wicked I've seen so far
#wicked#wicked 2024#its actually crazy the number of people who see this film not realising its based on an adult book and then crying that some of the themes#are too adult#bitch like... they toned it wayy down from the book it's based on!#witchcraft#lol
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WE NEED TO KILL HIM
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kabru is so fucking funny. he’s out here playing 15 dimensional manipulation mind chess with a guy whose hobby is barking like a dog
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