#i just go to bed achey and wake up with a head that can detect micro seismic tremors
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Me: Oh yeah, I'm really excited I'm gonna be traveling tomorrow!
My body, staring at me with froth dripping from its mouth:
Travel? You said, travel???? Sickness for caretaker, sickness for 1000 years!!!
#EVERY FRIGGEN TIME#i will be moseying about perfectly healthy and contendedly and the moment i set foot outside my door intending to travel for leisure#i get body slammed right back into bed#this time it had the manners to start the day before setting off#which im not sure i find better than 'during the trainride there'#because then id at least get to spend time with the people im travelling with#but no#i just go to bed achey and wake up with a head that can detect micro seismic tremors#i have forced coffee into me and i feel better now#but BITCH#this has been planned for MONTHS now#couldnt you have waited like#TWO (2) DAYS?!#then i could have been feverish and getting soup made by my companions#(i just needed to scream into the void thanks for listening in case anyone got this far)#sherlocks private life
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