#but at the same t1me... you GOOD?
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what're your eastern alternian shows recommendations?
[ altern1an...? 1dk, man... gotta be real w1th you, dude... most of them k1nda suck... 1 mean, unless you're 1nto some really gory sh*t... wh1ch 1 get, 1 can d1d 1t, too... when 1'm 1n the mood...
but deep down they're all about the same (th1ng)
the emp1re's great... h1ghbloods are great... lowblods should be grateful they're allowed to serve them... or they should d1e...
dunno man, there's only so much pro-emp1re propaganda a guy can tolerate before 1t starts to annoy h1m
#1 l1ke good act1on l1ke the next troll #but 1'm here for the story too #and the message #and let me tell you 1's all the same every t1me #1dk 1f 1 can rec you beforan cartoons #e1ther #same reason... ]
#badlydrawnrufioh#rufioh nitram#homestuck#anonymous#answer#yeaaa i kinda underestimated how much i talk sorry#but also i wasnt gonna draw him again also sorry
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Rufioh Nitram, Horuss Zahhak
Act 6, page 5398
RUFIOH: hey man. oh, heh... st1ll mak1ng that face 1 see...
HORUSS: 8=D < Yes, I really enjoy making this face. It really helps remind me through persistent facial discomfort that appearing to be happy should always be one's top priority.
HORUSS: 8=O < Why? You don't find it displeasing, do you?
RUFIOH: um... no... 1t's uh... yeah, 1t's alr1ght horuss. the look 1s really, uh... someth1ng else. wow.
HORUSS: 8=D < Really, I could stop making the face. Meenah recently ordered me to stop making it in her presence, and I of course instantly complied. I would just as readily do the same for someone as important to me as you.
RUFIOH: err... haha. that's cool... but yeah, that's f1ne. really 1 can d1g the look, 1 guess. just do whatever you're feel1ng w1th 1t...
#except for maybe #po1nt1ng 1t at me so much...
HORUSS: 8=D < Rufioh, your affable malleability continues to be your finest quality. It is the jewel in your mohawk. A true diamond in the Ruf. You always were the ideal embodiment of your aspect, as pleasantly wayward and fickle as The Breeze itself.
RUFIOH: yeah... uh... thanks. 1 should probably try to work on that though...
HORUSS: 8=D < Of course. We always strive to hone our craft, ever pounding at the iron to make the shoe a perfect shape. I know well how much work it takes.
RUFIOH: no, 1 d1dn't mean, l1ke... be MORE l1ke that... 1 mean... uh, sorry to 1nterrupt... go ahead?
HORUSS: 8=D < My path was similarly governed by my aspect. For the longest time, I felt as if I was a blank sheet of paper. Like I had to make myself out of nothing.
HORUSS: 8=D < And so I began to listen closely to the void within myself and corral the various personal attributes I herd calling to me.
HORUSS: 8=D < Much like assembling a comple% machine, I began to piece together a STRONG identity, which of course included discovering a passion for mechani% itself.
HORUSS: 8=D < And needless to say, what also galloped out of the void in my soul was the realization that I am obviously a noble hoofbeast, though my physical appearance cruelly betrays this fact.
RUFIOH: hey, uh... horuss... 1 th1nk...
RUFIOH: we need to talk.
RUFIOH: 1 mean, when you get a m1nute...
HORUSS: 8=D < And in following sweeps I would keep turning my mechanically augmented, acute equine ear back to the abyss within, and continue to discover more about myself. I would learn that I was more complicated than I ever imagined. More complicated than any mortal mind could understand a person to be.
HORUSS: 8=D < Knowing myself to be hoofbeastkin was only grazing the surface of the pasture. Merely skimming the cream from the top of the milk. I was so much more.
RUFIOH: 1 th1nk maybe we should l1ke...
RUFIOH: uh... see other...
HORUSS: 8=D < It turns out my body was merely the host to a highly intricate system of entities of any sort you could name, biological or mechanical, sentient or nonsentient, physical or metaphysical. My inner field of e%perience is shared by the souls of ancient legendary musclebeasts, a range of devices such as hivehold appliances, a number of cosmological features such as planets, star systems, even several universes, and a variety of abstract concepts which sentient beings have not yet formed the language to e%press.
RUFIOH: l1ke... don't get me wrong... we had some good t1mes together... 1t's been great really...
RUFIOH: but maybe 1t's t1me to uh... 1 dunno.
HORUSS: 8=D < But as much as I learned about myself, I could never find a way to become whole.
HORUSS: 8=D < The void was never filled until you came along, Rufioh.
RUFIOH: wow man. that's...
RUFIOH: wow.
HORUSS: 8=D < If there is any lesson I would like people to take from my story, it is a lesson that is a multiple system consisting of two distinct lessons.
HORUSS: 8=D < The first is how love heals all wounds, even ones consisting of the infinite essence of void permeating your entire e%istence and role as a legendary hero.
HORUSS: 8=D < The second is how if you are faced with any crisis of identity whatsoever, it's really important to do your best to manufacture esoteric features of your personality and believe in them very STRONGLY and tell people about those things as frequently as possible.
HORUSS: 8=D < I can assure you right now, the labor involved in smithing my personality into one that is interesting and complicated was rather intensive.
HORUSS: 8=D~~ < I really worked up a good sweat in the process.
HORUSS: 8=D~~~~ < (That is the sweat dripping from my face.)
RUFIOH: hey... yo... that...
RUFIOH: that's some freaky sh*t dog!
HORUSS: 8=D < Anyway, I apologize for talking so much. You know how you have a way of drawing the breath out of people.
HORUSS: 8=D < What were you trying to tell me?
RUFIOH: oh... yeah.
RUFIOH: uh...
RUFIOH: never m1nd.
#homestuck#rufioh nitram#horuss zahhak#homestuck act 6#page 5398#homestuck act 6 intermission 3#openbound
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latula’s an adm1ttedly handy chef, but she also can’t smell or taste much of anyth1ng? what she does know how to make usually gets seasoned exponent1ally on one end of the spectrum... 1’ve caught her eat1ng exp1red mayo just for the lols, so 1 don’t even know 1f 1 should be trust1ng her judgment tbh.
#1’m pretty sure she has a segment on her streams where people dare her to eat the sh1t at the back of our fr1dge.#she’s... so brave.#but at the same t1me... you GOOD?#lmfao#1t’s nasty.#1 apprec1ate her efforts though...#always so much effort...#no matter what the th1ng 1s...#food m
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As luck would have it
A short history of close calls
A Klaus Hargreeves story
A/N: Written for this year’s TUA Masked Author event. Thank you to @littlerit, @flecket and @non-plutonian-druid for putting on such a great event. Congratulations to @melivian on your win and to runners-up Lee and @destinyandcoins. I think all three of you correctly guessed me for this one? This was, as always, tons of fun and I’m looking forward to the next one when I might actually be able to write something that isn’t quite so obvious. 😂😘 Thanks also to @allisoooon for the patient beta read - your support means the world.
CW: This fic is dark as fuck. Lots of adult themes and repeated (although temporary) MCD. Even the snippet contains autoerotic asphyxiation. Read the tags, my little chickadees.
Words: 3.8k
Summary: In his final moments, Klaus considers some of the ‘lucky’ escapes he’s had in the past
Snippet: Life on the road was never boring, but it could be lonely. He made friends, sure. And lovers too. Occasionally he would avail himself of professional services and occasionally he would allow his fellow travellers to avail themselves of his, for a price. But when there were no more hookers and no more generous donors to hold him in the dark and keep the demons at bay, he would settle for a good ol’ fashioned asphyxiwank.
He got quite good at it, too. His preferred technique was to loop a belt around his neck and fasten the other end to the rail inside the closet. The trick was to fap as furiously as possible, preferably while thinking of an orgy of pretty Peter Pan types holding his head under a babbling brook, or a lusty granny pressing her crepey bosom against his face, or a hairy, two-dicked Minotaur holding him in a headlock and fucking him until he screamed. And then, just before the moment of climax, go limp inside the closet and let gravity do the rest.
Almost all of his adventures in self-abuse ended the same way, with that depressive mixture of shame and disgust and a flakey residue of dried cum on his belly. But the temporary escape from his own mind was enough to keep him coming back for more: more drugs, more drink, more fleeting seconds of oblivion. Perhaps, like a lot of things, it became a kind of addiction, seeking the thrill that casual encounters couldn’t always provide.
That was, until one incident in a somewhat disreputable hotel in Buenos Aires forced him to rethink his methods.
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toosheeptheorist replied to your post “It’s been three months since I’ve watched The Witcher, and ever since...”
I'm working my way through the books (because of the series), and it's an elixir of some sort which enhances what was done to him to 'make' him a Witcher to begin with. He's also had 'extra' things done to him in training which caused the white hair. Most of Season 1 comes from "The Last Wish", and so far, I highly recommend the books.
delektorskichick replied to your post “It’s been three months since I’ve watched The Witcher, and ever since...”
He’s not snorting, he’s drinking it, and when his eyes go dark like that it makes him better able to see in the dark. At least, so sayith my brother, who has read the books and completed all the games. I’m slowly working my way through the books.
stumpytpdimples replied to your post “It’s been three months since I’ve watched The Witcher, and ever since...”
Havent watched but I know in the books and games theres a potion he drinks before going into any battle? Dont know the name, dont think it's ever specified, but it makes him faster and gives him crazy good reaction time. Might be the TV version of that? Theres alot of elixers he uses, but yeah if it's always before battle that's my best bet
pietro-t1me replied to your post “It’s been three months since I’ve watched The Witcher, and ever since...”
GIRL SAME. I just went with it hahahaha
Thanks for all your replies!
Makes sense that it’s some sort of enhancer, but I hadn’t paired it with the mutation thing he’d been through.
Thank you!
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Fun fact: This is the first time I've written a threesome smut. So gimmie a break if it's not good.
Tokien had put on a Tv show, Sex sent me to the ER, and waited for his two visitors. Nadina and Xopium were coming over to hang out with their respective red/black quadrant. They have been able to settle and get comfortable with the strange love triangle they have. Kinda to the point at times Nadina has to fulfill the pitch quadrant between the other two before things got too violent. Usually a kiss or two works. Xopium and her were moirails, but even after talking to Catrin, she’s learned that some pale quadrants actually are a bit more affectionate as long as the more intimate quadrants are okay. Rules are set in place, such as no kissing when Tokien isn’t around. (Xopium likes to tease that Tokien just wants to watch.) Knocking on the door to the host’s hive, the two seadwellers waited. It only took a moment for Tokien to be at the door. Pulling them both inside and giving them their respective affection.
“HEY YOU TWO. 1 WAS JUST WONDER1NG WHAT T1ME YOU TWO WERE COM1NG.” Looking at the plate Xopium was carrying. Seafood. Oysters to be exact. “D1D YOU GUYS JUST GET THAT?” He’s never had those before. “WELL, COME ON.” Already walking to the couch to watch Tv. Nadina just followed behind. Curling up against her matesprit and resting her head against his shoulder. “CX So what show is this?” “JUST SOMETH1NG 1 USUALLY WATCH EVERYDAY. YOU TWO M1GHT F1ND 1T ENTERTA1N1NG.” Nadina just nodded, humming a bit when Xopium finally came over. Setting the food down and getting underneith the two. Petting Nadina a bit beforee Xopium.
About 15 minutes of silence and watching the TV while they ate went by. Nadina wasn’t really sure why these shows talked about the stories some older trolls and adults had about their pailing stories. She was even more confused on why it showed scenes of them getting it on. Not saying a word though, she wasn’t the type of person to complain. The food was really good. Her and Xopium managed to make a good three dozen oysters on the halfshell. Cleaned and all. About half that were gone was because of Nadina. The texture reminded ehr of something, but she couldn’t remember what. “CX So why do people do stupid things when being close to eachother? CX'' That's what she calls pailing. “-> BecAuse it’s a good example of WhAt not to do When fucking Around. -> Could reAlly help in the long run.” “CX Are you saying I’m bad at that kind of stuff!? CX” Nadina popped up a but. She felt alittle hurt by that comment. “NO, YOU’RE NOT. HE’S JUST BE1NG AN ASS.” Tokien pulled her back down and started pecking at her neck. “YOU’RE GREAT 1N BED. 1 CAN SAY THAT FOR A FACT.” Xopium just rolled his eyes and pulled the two closer so he could get in contact with Tokien’s neck. “-> Well, I’m sorry thAt I dont hAve thAt informAtion. -> ThAnk you.” Giving Nadina his usual wink as he planted a soft nip on Tokien. “-> But I cAn sAy thAt you Are reAlly something in the sAck.” Petting Tokien’s hair before grabbing his horn. Tokien couldnt help but let out a soft moan. “YOU SH1T.” Groaning against Nadina’s neck as his face was flushing a bright teal. “CAN'T YOU SEE THAT 1’M BUSY AT THE MOMENT?” Grabbing Nadina’s horn to mess with. Enjoying how she was still senstive to everything just but the way she wimpered. Feeling her gills flare up under his lips. “-> Oh I knoW. -> Don’t mind me. I ActuAlly WAnt to WAtch.” Pulling his hand away and sitting up agasint the arm of the couch. A smirk lining his face as he ignored the tv show for the one infront of him.
Tokein couldnt help but gently pin his lover to the back of the couch. Pressing a hungry kiss on her lips as his hand glidded from her horn, down her hair, and over her breast. Stopping to pull away. Looking for any sort of permission to move forward. Nadina nodded, grabbing Tokien hand to help slip down her dress a bit more. Thank goodness that she wore her usual strapless. Smirking, Tokien was already back to his previous action. His right hand massaging Nadina’s breast, while the other wandered off of her, slightly to the left, and cupping Xopium’s groin.Not planning on leaving the third party out of the fun. Hearing a sharp groan from the other, Tokien smirked. Pressing agasint the cloth and gently pressing his fingers right where Xopiums nook should be. Hearing small sighs and shakey gasps, he knew he was doing something right. With the hand that was messing with his princess, Tokien slipped up Nadina’s dress. Revealing her flush nook. Pressing a single finger inside, Tokien could feel how tight she was. Probably tigher than the first time they did something like this. Watching his matesprit squirm and shiver from just the slightest of touches. Oh how it turned him on. “-> Are you going to give me some more Attention or WhAt, fucker?” The teal blood just cocked his head and looked over at Xopium. His face a bright viloet. Breath heavy and needing more than what he was getting. Tokien just pulled that hand away. Mostly out of spite. Going back to Nadina and how her bulge had already unsheived itself. “THAT’S 1T. GOOD G1RL.” Pressing a soft his on her lips. It only lasted for a second before he was stolen away. Xopium grabbed him by the horn again. “-> You little shit.” Nipping at his neck again and pulling out his own bulge. “-> Be a good loWer blood And pleAsure me… -> NoW.” Tokien just rolled his eyes and did as he was told. Pumping Xopium the same speed he was messing with Nadina. He’s not going to finish either of them off like this. That just won't do. Especually for his aching needs.
Nadina just shivered at the pleasure and leaned against Tokien Shoulder. Watching Xopium mess with him and touch him. Is it bad that it was a bit hot? Two people she cared so much about getting that close to one another? It made everything just feel so much better. Kissing and nipping at Tokien’s neck, like how her moirail did. Subconciously grinding against Tokien’s fingers. Feeling three in there now, his thumb pressing against her bulge. Kissing his ears and noticng the ear cuffs were on. So cute. “CX Tokien… CX” She could feel the familar bubble in her stomach. She was going to finish soon. Not yet. Pulling Tokien’s hand out, she got a look of confusion in return. “CX C-can we do more? CX” Giving off her innocent look. This was so much fun, she didn’t want it to end too soon.
Xopium just watched this. Groaning when he was being touched, but this isn’t mearly as much as he wanted either. “-> Give the lAdy WhAt she WAnts and do more. ->Come on Tokien. ->ReAlly show her hoW much of A freAk you Are.” He’s going to have so much fun with these two. Leaning over to strip Tokien of his overvest and shirt. Tossing them to who knows where. Shucking off his pants to the same unknown location. Pessing a soft kiss to Nadina’s cheek as he took off her clothes too. He wanted to see everything. Last was his. It took a bit because of his jewlery and how his horns hooked onto his shirt. Which was bullshit. A mess of pink, blue, and viloate was already appearing. Mostly purple from how the colors mixed. Getting behind Tokien, he was pretty much the one in control now. Settling Nadina on the couch under them. “If either of you want to stop, just tell me.” He is quite sure Nadina hasn’t done anything like this before. He wants to make sure she’s okay. Watching at Tokien guided his bulge into Nadina’s tight nook. Giving him a moment to groan and what he can only presume to be a tight, little nook. He gave Tokien a harder bit on the neck before pressing inside the tealblood. Feeling him shake as he was suddenly being taken in two ways. Good little low blood. Already slowly thrusting in, causing a chain effect for Nadina to slowly start to get fucked. Watching her moan and shiver at the movment. Seeing her bulge move around for any attention. Reaching down to let the pink muscle wrap around his hand. “WHY THE HELL ARE YOU TOUCH1NG HER?” Tokien barked a bit. “-> BecAuse you’re not.” Giving a hard thrust and watching them both let out a sharp moan. It only made him want to pick up speed.
Tokien was slowly seeping into bliss. He wasn’t entirely sure if his kismesis meant to bring oysters to make this happen, or this was just another influced in the seep of sexual tenstion between the three. Knowing anotomy and how seafood can boost libido. Xopium was basiaclly setting the speed of how fast they were. Already feeling his own nook get pounded into. He tried thrusting his hips in rhythm. Wanting to give both of his lovers a good time. Neither of them would be able to have something like this without him. Curresing Nadina’s face before planting another soft kiss. Groaning when Xopium hit just the right spot. Pushing his hips back again before giving a hard thrust. Feeling genetic materal drip down his legs. The faster Xopium was thrusting, the more force he was putting in, and it was alot more than the last times they'd fucked. (It’s been a while, since their black romance was just rekindled) The more forced his kismesis was doing him, the less he had to make up for his matespirt. Hearing her moan and gasp for air. Clinging onto his horns as she was getting pounded into. Tokien was able to shift a bit to hit a place to really make her scream.
Xopium just watched this as well. This was hot as hell. Grabbing onto Nadina’s hip, careful not to scratch her, he really started to give it. His buldge thrusting and thrashing inside Tokien. Feeling him shake and shiver against his chest. He was definatly close by now. “-> You better not finish just yet. -> You’ll regreAt it.” Biting Tokien’s ear as he fel himself watching to finish. Moving his hand back to Nadina’s bulge, he started to move his hand against it. Feeling how slick it had gotten. It didnt take long for his moirail to turn into a shivering, soaked mess as she finished. Spilling pink all over his hand and Tokien’s thighs. “-> NoW you cAn.” Xopium was still giving the same amount of force as he had been. Not even ten seconds later, he finished. Tokien was slumped against the troll under him. Pecking and kissing her cheek as he was now coming down from his high. Looking up at Xopium. Waiting for him to be done abusing his now overstimulated nook. That look set the viloet blood off. Filling him up with his genetic material. Finally pulling out and looking at the mess that all made. Colors everywhere. Not that it was a sore sight. It was a wonderful one. He wanted it painted so he may stare and be aroused all over again just by a glance. “-> Well, thAt WAs fun, but We should probAbly go cleAn up noW.” The episode on the Tv long ended and had started showing another episode. They didnt care. Xopium grabbed each troll in one warm to carry to the bathroom. Getting a whine from Nadina, who wanted to stay on the couch and cuddle. “-> We cAn do thAt in the bAth. -> You Also need to leArn About After cAre.”
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Shrimp response: GOOD SHIT! THAT'S SOME GOOD SHIT R-RIGHT THERE! *SCREAMING*
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Late Day Conversations
vwamp.
vwell, tell me wvhen you're free? vwe can hang out and stuff.
rudefioh
1T WOULD BE MUCH S1MPLER FOR YOU TO TELL ME WHAT YOU'D L1KE, AND 1'LL MAKE T1ME FOR YOU D1RECTLY. MY SCHEDULE 1S NOT SO PRED1CTABLE, OR MALLEABLE! HOW MANY T1MES MUST 1 TELL YOU TH1S???BES1DES, FREEDOM 1S RELAT1VE!!! 1'M CHA1NED TO A NUMBER OF TH1NGS AT ANY G1VEN MOMENT. EVEN 1F THE CHA1NS ARE SELF-1MPOSED AND 1NV1S1BLE!
vwamp.
friday at day?
-------- 15 nights later
vwamp.
oh, sorry for not talking more, got incredibly busy.anywvays, howv are you doing?
rudefioh
ER... WELL, 1 COULD SAY! AND 1 W1LL SAY THAT, BECAUSE 1T 1S TRUE.1'M DO1NG VERY WELL!TALK AS MUCH OR AS L1TTLE AS YOU WANT! 1 HARDLY EVEN NOT1CE E1THER WAY, TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST.A SL1GHT, SL1GHT D1FFERENCE TO ME!
vwamp.
i just didn't havwe the time to either, really.think vwe can fit a hang out friday?
rudefioh
TRY1NG TO STEAL AWAY ANOTHER ONE OF MY COVETED FR1DAYS, ARE YOU?NO D1CE!
vwamp.
alright dude.
rudefioh
"DUDE"? 1 DON'T L1KE THAT... 1T FEELS RATHER CASUAL.WHY DON'T WE ST1CK TO S1R DUDE?MUCH MORE RESPECTFUL!!!
vwamp.
hahaha.
rudefioh
}:)
vwamp.
sure, sir dude. ok that is too hilarious, i can't.
rudefioh
NOT ANY FUNN1ER THAN DUDE BY 1TSELF, THOUGH!!!
vwamp.
damn, am i that serious?are you revwoking my 'dude' usage?i'll make a dude card and mail it to you, just for the sake of the joke.
rudefioh
1 HAVE SCRAMBLED MY COORD1NATES UPWARDS OF THREE THOUSAND T1MES S1NCE OUR LAST RENDEZVOUS! YOU W1LL FACE ONE HELL OF A CHALLENGE ACCOMPL1SH1NG THAT... ACTUALLY, 1 1MPLORE YOU TO TRY.
vwamp.
that is too much effort.
rudefioh
NO DR1VE, NO AMB1T1ON... TCH!
vwamp.
tch.
rudefioh
TCH. }:P
vwamp.
i suddenly feel inside of a cartoon.ZZ:P
rudefioh
YEAH, YEAH... AT LEAST THEN WE COULD T1MESK1P TO THE NATURAL CONCLUS1ON OF TH1S 1NTERACT1ON, 1F 1T WERE A SHOW PRODUCED FOR THE UNDERDEVELOPED M1NDS OF W1GGLERS!!! UNFORTUNATELY, WE MUST FACE REAL1TY AND BR1NG 1T THERE OURSELVES.R1DE 1T OUT ALL THE WAY! AH, HOW 1 LOATHE THESE PA1NSTAK1NG TASKS...
vwamp.
and vwhat is the natural conclusion of this interaction?
rudefioh
1 E1THER REJECT YOU OR 1GNORE YOU?UNT1L NEXT T1ME, OF COURSE.AND THE NEXT, AND THE NEXT, AND...
vwamp.
because you are too busy to hang out vwith a friend?
rudefioh
RATHER UNNATURAL HOW TH1CK YOU MUST BE TO NOT P1CK UP ON A H1NT, NOW THAT 1 TH1NK ABOUT 1T.YES, FAR TOO BUSY! PREOCCUP1ED, ONE M1GHT SAY.W1TH... TH1NGS AND SUCH. TH1NGS SUCH AS BE1NG UN1NTERESTED!
vwamp.
vwell, guess i'm a bit boring.
rudefioh
1 WOULDN'T DESCR1BE YOU 1N THAT MANNER!
vwamp.
wvell, then vwhy are you uninterested?
rudefioh
1N HANG1NG OUT? S1MPLY THAT, AND NOTH1NG MORE? AS FR1ENDS?
vwamp.
yup.
rudefioh
1 GUESS 1 AM VERY SUBTLY 1NTERESTED 1N SOMETH1NG ALONG THOSE L1NES SPEC1F1CALLY...
vwamp.
that is vwhy i said hang out rather than anything else.
rudefioh17/09/2018
1 NEVER KNOW HOW TO DEC1PHER YOUR SLY L1TTLE SEDUCT1VE TACT1CS!!!
vwamp.
hmm, no.vwhile i do enjoy these activwities wvith you...vwell.
rudefioh17/09/2018
WHAT?
vwamp.
since you're not really interested, i vwent somewvhere else.i kinda don't vwanna push sex into someone that does not vwant it, feel it?
rudefioh
UNBEL1EVABLE! YOU D1DN'T JUST WA1T AROUND FOR ME TO BE 1NTO YOU AGA1N? UGH, HOW COULD YOU.
vwamp.
i can't tell if you're serious or not.
rudefioh
HMM...ME E1THER!HAHAHAHA. NO, BUT 1'M NOT.ACTUALLY, THAT MAKES ME VERY HAPPY! 1'M GLAD YOU WERE SO EAS1LY ABLE TO MOVE ON. TH1S 1S GREAT NEWS!
vwamp.
right?
rudefioh
1'LL LET M1TUNA KNOW ASAP.
vwamp.
...vwhat??????wvhy??
rudefioh
OH, R1GHT... NO, 1T WOULD MAKE MUCH MORE SENSE FOR YOU TO TELL H1M!NO, NO... 1T'S L1KELY YOU ALREADY HAVE! AUGH, 1GNORE ME...
vwamp.
???????wvhat the fuck are you talking about.
rudefioh
ER... 1 DON'T KNOW! 1 HAVE NEVER ONCE KNOWN.FORGET 1T! FORGET 1T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
vwamp.
i don't see vwhat mituna has to do wvith this.
rudefioh
YOUR... FEEL1NGS? M1TUNA HAS NOTH1NG TO DO W1TH YOUR FEEL1NGS OR PERSONAL L1FE?
vwamp.
no?
rudefioh
OR KNOW1NG TH1NGS ABOUT HOW YOU FEEL TOWARDS ME, OR...
vwamp.
i nevwer told him anything.wvhat the fuck, vwhere is this coming from.
rudefioh
1'M NOT SURE ANYMORE, ACTUALLY...1 WASN'T EVEN THAT SURE TO BEG1N W1TH!NOW EVERYTH1NG 1S CONFUS1NG...
vwamp.
listen, i got shitfaced vwith him once and i still didn't tell him anything.like, absolutely gone levwel of drunk.
rudefioh
HOW CAN YOU BE SURE, THEN?
vwamp.
because i recorded it on my phone.
rudefioh
THE... ENT1RE CONVERSAT1ON?
vwamp.
yup.
rudefioh
YOU CREEP! }:P
vwamp.
the entire hang out.it's just so i remember stuff, you're the one thinking of bad shit to do vwith it. ZZ:P but no, did mituna come at you or something?
rudefioh
COME AT ME? NO, 1... WELL, WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?
vwamp.
asked you about it?
rudefioh
ABOUT THE HANGOUT? NO.
vwamp.
no, about me havwing feelings or something?
rudefioh
UH... 1 DON'T KNOW!SH1T... 1 MEAN, CRUD... 1 MEAN, TH1S... 1 DON'T WANT TO CONT1NUE TALK1NG ABOUT TH1S, 1 D1DN'T KNOW WHAT 1 WAS TALK1NG ABOUT WHEN 1 BROUGHT 1T UP! 1 WAS MAK1NG ASSUMPT1ONS, AND RUNN1NG R1GHT OFF THE RA1LS W1TH MY WORDSPEECH...
vwamp.
or mituna brought something up to you.
rudefioh
NO, 1 DON'T TH1NK THAT HAPPENED.OKAY, MAYBE 1T HAPPENED!!! BUT CLEARLY 1T MEANT NOTH1NG!!!OR, WELL...NO, TH1S 1S BETWEEN YOU AND H1M!
vwamp.
...is that vwhy you twvo vwere hawving a squabble online?oh my god.
rudefioh
1 TRULY DON'T KNOW WHY HE HAS 1T OUT FOR ME!NO!
vwamp.
i didn't do anything and he tried to be meddlesome.and you tried to bite me in the ass for it.
rudefioh
1 WAS HAPPY FOR YOU!!! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THE SUBTLET1ES OF TH1S STUP1D S1TUAT1ON.
vwamp.
because you don't say shit? evwer? ewven vwhen it has to do vwith me?actually.
rudefioh
1 SAY PLENTY.
vwamp.
let me stop this here.it doesn't matter.it doesn't matter anyvways.
rudefioh
NO, 1 W1LL R1GHTFULLY EXPLA1N... 1 JUST... EURHGHGHJGHHGG, F1NE THEN!!! YES, JUST LET 1T GO, 1T 1S VERY WORTHLESS.
vwamp.
yeah, in the end it vwon't matter since it's not really anything.
rudefioh
1 GUESS!THROWS ARMS UP!
vwamp.
haha,
rudefioh
1 WAS CAUGHT OFF GUARD BY THE LACK OF COORD1NAT1ON THAT YOU TWO HAVE 1N YOUR 1NTERPERSONAL COMMUN1CAT1ON. YOU CANNOT BLAME ME FOR TH1S CONFUS1ON!HE HAD EXPRESSED TO ME, TH1S... 1 DON'T KNOW, TH1S DES1RE? ON YOUR BEHALF, 1 GUESS? OR BOTH OF OUR BEHALVES??? SOMEHOW???1T MADE ME TH1NK MANY MANY TH1NGS! SO... YES, THAT'S ABOUT THE FULL OF 1T.YOU ARE R1GHT, 1T HARDLY MATTERS. 1'M SORRY FOR THROW1NG YOU 1NTO A T1ZZY!
vwamp.
just to mock this a bit, this is so descreptivwe i had to print it out and use a text marker to be able to not get lost in it.
rudefioh
HUSH!!!
STOP HUSH1NG!!!
SAY MORE TH1NGS!
TH1S CONVERSAT1ON HAS FRUSTRATED ME AND YET 1 REMA1N. WHERE HAS CRONUS GONE??? TH1S "DUDE" OF LOYAL FR1ENDSH1P AND UNDY1NG L1B1DO?NOWHERE TO BE SEEN!!! COULD 1T BE... THAT HE 1S... TURN1NG THE TABLES, AS 1T GOES? FL1PWAYS, EVEN? ON ME???1GNOR1NG ME 1N K1ND... 1 TH1NK 1 WOULD DESERVE THAT. BUT 1 WON'T L1KE 1T! 1 WON'T BE HAPPY ABOUT 1T!!!
vwamp.
hahaha.i just had to feed a grub rufioh.
rudefioh
WELL, 1 AM ST1LL VERY ATTACHED TO TH1S!GRUBS BE DAMNED!!!!!!
vwamp.
no damning of grubs, the population is lowv already.
rudefioh
1S 1T?
vwamp.
yes.jeez, it's my life's wvork, can't drop it like that.
rudefioh
SAD!YOUR L1FE'S WORK, AND JUST ABOUT EVERY OTHER JADE'S. VERY SPEC1AL!
ANYWAYS, NOW SOMETH1NG MORE 1ND1V1DUAL TO YOU: YOUR RELAT1ONSH1P TO ME!TH1S SUCKS!
vwamp.
hm?vwhat exactly sucks?
rudefioh
TH1S PART OF 1T SPEC1F1CALLY, 1 MEAN... 1T 1S MAK1NG ME QUEST1ON THE 1NTEGR1TY OF OUR FEEL1NGS.ARE WE REALLY FR1ENDS? OR DO WE JUST SAY THAT AS AN EXCUSE TO BE AROUND EACH OTHER??? 1S THAT WHAT FR1ENDSH1P 1S??? JUST BE1NG AROUND SOMEONE BECAUSE YOU W1SH YOU COULD CONNECT TO THEM??? 1S W1SH1NG TO CONNECT BAS1CALLY THE SAME AS CONNECT1NG, 1S THAT ALL 1T TAKES, A S1MPLE DES1RE?1 DON'T KNOW!
vwamp.
are you serious?
like, i'm asking.
rudefioh
DO 1 SOUND S1LLY?
vwamp.
you don't but i nevwer knowv vwhen you're sarcastic, and you kinda said to stop assuming shit.
repeatedly.
rudefioh
1 AM TRY1NG TO BE SER1OUS, MAYBE 1 AM START1NG ON THE WRONG WALKSTUMP HERE...
vwamp.
vwell.assuming you're serious: friendship doesn't take much beyond vwanting a connection, as long as there is respect?and like, just enjoying hanging out.
rudefioh
YEAH, OKAY... 1 AM OVERTH1NK1NG TH1NGS, 1 SUPPOSE...
vwamp.
or vwhatewver you do vwith that person.friendships vwaries.vwhat wvere you thinking?
if you explain vwe can just solwve stuff rather than one assume from the other vwhich... makes things easier?
like, it's easy both sides knowv vwhat each other means rather than assume.because...i honestly cannot tell vwhen you're serious or not about things, almost like, evwer.
rudefioh
WHAT? WHY NOT?
vwamp.
because...i don't knowv you?like, i knowv you in the literal sense.
did i use literal right.
but i don't knowv you vwery wvell.
rudefioh
ER... YES, 1 TH1NK... B1BL1CALLY, MAYBE, WOULD ALSO WORK...
vwamp.
so i can't... tell things?like, i'm not telling you TELL ME MORE TH1NGS ABOUT YOURSELF.
rudefioh
1 CAN TELL YOU R1GHT NOW THAT 1'M SER1OUS. AND 1 SUPPOSE THAT 1 COULD RETROACT1VELY ALERT YOU TO MY SER1OUSNESS LEVEL ON ANY PREV1OUS OCCAS1ON, 1F YOU ARE THAT CONCERNED...
vwamp.
but i can only vwork wvith vwhat i knowv and then vwing the rest, you feel me?and vwhat i knowv is like...the bare minimals.
rudefioh
UH...R1GHT!HAVE YOU CONS1DERED THAT THAT'S ALL THERE 1S?
vwamp.
rufioh i think you are more than just a dude that culled horuss, dated me, and makes assorted vweaponry.indeed it is a bit vworrying that i DATED you.and most that i knowv beyond that vwas told to me by someone else.
rudefioh
DATED 1S A STRONG WORD...1 DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WOULD L1KE ME TO SAY! YES, 1 HAVE MORE. THERE 1S MORE TO ME AS A FULL BE1NG. 1F 1 WOULD L1KE YOU TO ASSUME ANYTH1NG, 1T 1S TH1S.HOW DO 1 PROVE MYSELF AS A PERSON? WHY DO 1 FEEL OBL1GATED TO...?
vwamp.
you're not obligated to.
rudefioh
WOW, 1 WAS JUST LECTUR1NG HORUSS ABOUT TH1S VERY TH1NG...
vwamp.
vwhat i am saying is...you can't expect people to be able to be good friends or close to you if you close yourself to them? it evwen gets in the wvay of communication. like, basic shit communication.
rudefioh
1 DON'T EXPECT THAT OF ANYONE!1... PREFER TO BE ALONE!
vwamp.
vwhy?
rudefioh
1T'S... EASY! EAS1ER. EAS1ER THAN BE1NG W1TH PEOPLE. THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND ME... AND 1 DON'T UNDERSTAND THEM! 1 DON'T CARE TO!1T'S NOT WORTH 1T. MOST PEOPLE ARE TERR1BLE.
vwamp.
did you evwer giwve them a chance to understand you?i bet most people got on your ass about things or most problems you'vwe had actually wvere because people just... don't knowv you.for example if aranea knewv you vwere a reasonable vwilling to conwversate person you vwouldn't get threatened.meenah vwouldn't get so absolutely mad and betrayed vwhen she thought she knewv you and in the end didn't and inevwermind that last part.it is not easier, it's been biting you in the ass the entire time.
rudefioh
1T'S EAS1ER THAN MAK1NG THE EFFORT...
vwamp.
i thought you vwere the tenacious dude.
rudefioh
1 HAVE EVERYONE THAT 1 NEED!WH1CH 1S NOBODY!
vwamp.
then vwhy do you bother talking to others?
rudefioh
TALK1NG TO PEOPLE 1S D1FFERENT THAN HAV1NG THEM.TALK1NG 1S EASY! YOU CAN PUT ON ANY FACE THAT YOU L1KE!
vwamp.
vwhy do you prefer putting a face than being yourself?because you think people might not like you?
rudefioh
NO, BECAUSE 1 KNOW PEOPLE WON'T L1KE ME.AND THAT SOUNDS VERY DEPRESS1NG! BUT 1 HAVE ACCEPTED 1T AND NO LONGER CARE.
vwamp.
...i could like you as a friend. i don't think you're unlikeable.but i'm not obligating you, no pressure.
rudefioh
1, UH... HAVE TAKEN SOME ADV1CE FROM SOME PEOPLE LATELY, HOWEVER! AND A FEW CHANGES WERE ENACTED, TO MAKE ME MORE L1KEABLE, 1 SUPPOSE... OR PERHAPS JUST LESS 1NTENSELY GRAT1NG 1N SOC1AL S1TUAT1ONS.NO, WHEN 1 SA1D THAT 1 FEEL OBL1GATED... 1 D1DN'T MEAN TO 1MPLY THAT YOU WERE PRESSUR1NG ME, JUST THAT 1 WAS OBL1GATED BY MY OWN FEEL1NGS...BUT MY FEEL1NGS ARE EXTREMELY EASY TO 1GNORE! SO DO NOT WORRY.
vwamp.
givwe them a listen, you don't need to make a vwhole essay on wvho you are to people. or you can select a small group of people. ignoring your feelings is no good .once again vwe can try to be legit friends, i'd like to put the effort. i think you are likeable, and havwe some flawvs like anybody else.life isn't... so black and vwhite, i guess.
rudefioh
WELL... 1 DON'T WANT TO G1VE THE... WRONG 1MPRESS1ON! TO CERTA1N ONLOOK1NG PART1ES...
vwamp.
like mituna?
rudefioh
OF THAT VAR1ETY, YES...
vwamp.
i vwill tell him to back off.also uh.i don't dislike you or hate you.for vwhat i knowv or experienced vwith you so far.
rudefioh
WHY DO YOU SUDDENLY ACT AS 1F WE ARE STRANGERS?
vwamp.
vwhat do you mean exactly?
rudefioh
JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T FEEL AS 1F YOU KNOW MY PERSONAL1TY 1NT1MATELY... 1 DON'T KNOW, 1 FEEL AS 1F YOU ARE D1M1N1SH1NG THE... THE... WHAT WE HAD! WH1CH... 1S WHAT 1 HAVE ALWAYS DONE, 1 GUESS?OH, FORGET 1T. 1 HAVEN'T HAD ONE COHERENT THOUGHT TH1S ENT1RE T1ME.
vwamp.
no, that made sense.you really vwant to knowv vwhy?
rudefioh
YES.
vwamp.
hm.since you alvways did that first.vwhen i openly cared about it.it really did hurt.
rudefioh
}:(
vwamp.
it is not completely your fault since i did also start closing myself off and just.relying on booze to console me or compensate for it and get angry but nevwer really telling i wvas upset.
rudefioh
NO, DO NOT BLAME YOURSELF! 1 NEGLECTED TO NURTURE TH1S RELAT1ONSH1P, 1T WAS MY RESPONS1B1L1TY!
vwamp.
you made me vwery happy.
rudefioh
OH COME ON... YOU'RE JUST TRY1NG TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER.
vwamp.
no you did.
rudefioh
NO WAY!1 REFUSE TO BEL1EVE TH1S.
vwamp.
at the start at least?
rudefioh17/09/2018
WHAT ABOUT MORE RECENTLY? HOW DO 1 MAKE YOU FEEL RECENTLY?ANYTH1NG AT ALL?
vwamp.
i havwen't figured it out yet. i still think you're someone vworth my time and effort.and i don't vwant things to be bitter betwveen us.
rudefioh
WELL... THAT 1S ALL MUCH MORE THAN 1 COULD ASK FOR. MORE THAN 1 R1GHTFULLY DESERVE! AND 1T TRULY LEAVES ME WONDER1NG... WHAT CUES D1D WE G1VE OFF TO CONV1NCE M1TUNA THAT WE'D BE A FLUSH MADE 1N HEAVEN?
vwamp.
i like your sense of humor.
rudefioh
AH, THANK YOU! 1T'S VERY SUBTLE, 1 L1KE TO TH1NK.
vwamp.
idk. i vwill ask later.and hm.i think this convwersation wvhile complex.made me glad you at least told me this much.
rudefioh
WHAT D1D 1 TELL YOU? }:P
vwamp.
that you ignore your feelings.
so lately? i got positivwe expectations for us as friends.
rudefioh
THAT 1S VERY UPL1FT1NG... 1'M HONORED, 1N A WAY, THAT YOU HAVE SUCH DEEP FA1TH 1N ME.
vwamp.
also glad to knowv you cared for us back there.
rudefioh
1 JUST HOPE 1 AM SAY1NG THE R1GHT TH1NGS...
vwamp.
just say vwhat you feel or felt. those are the right things.
rudefioh
MY FEEL1NGS ARE ALMOST NEVER THE R1GHT TH1NGS!SOC1ALLY, PERSONALLY, ANY S1TUAT1ON...
vwamp.
i don't think that is true rufioh. people can disagree, doesn't mean you're vwrong. but you can take in account and see if vwhat others says makes sense or not.that is friendship, understanding differences vwithout judging so harshly.and explaining things so both sides understands and maybe enter a consensus.for example i agree mituna vwas too nosey.and pushy.and sometimes vwe wvill disagree. but that wvon't mean i think vwowv rufioh is GARBAGE.
rudefioh
YOU CAN'T GUARANTEE THAT! YOU CANNOT MAKE THAT PROM1SE!!!
vwamp.
i can promise to try to understand.there are things you dislike about me.but that does not make us enemies or you hate me.and i can promise that if anything evwer turns out to be an issue. like a real one. i vwill try and talk about it? rather than...do vwhat i do.
rudefioh
THE BOOZ1NG?
vwamp.
fake i'm not upset.
rudefioh
YES, R1GHT...SO WE ARE GETT1NG VERY SER1OUS ABOUT TH1S FR1END TH1NG...
vwamp.
if you vwant to try, that is.
rudefioh
CERTA1NLY!1 M1GHT EVEN PUT MORE EFFORT FORTH HERE THAN 1 EVER HAVE W1TH ANYTH1NG. EVER!1 FEEL SO FOOL1SH FOR BE1NG AFRA1D TO APPROACH YOU. TH1S WORKED OUT SO MUCH 1N MY FAVOR!EVEN THOUGH YOU TECHN1CALLY APPROACHED ME... AND 1 ONLY BROUGH UP THE OFFEND1NG SUBJECT ON ACC1DENT, UNDER THE ASSUMPT1ON THAT YOU WERE AWARE OF 1T...ST1LL!SUCH A SUCCESS.
vwamp.
right?
rudefioh
1 SUPPOSE 1 WAS AFRA1D... THAT THERE WAS AN OUNCE OF TRUTH TO H1S STUP1D MEDDL1NG. TO H1S ACCUSAT1ONS! TRUTH THAT 1 WAS UNAWARE OF SOMEHOW... 1N YOU, OR 1N MYSELF. HOW COULD HE SEE SOMETH1NG THAT WASN'T EX1STENT AT ALL? SURELY THERE HAD TO BE SOME 1ND1CAT1ON, ON SOME END.THEN 1 WAS AFRA1D THAT H1S ACCUSAT1ONS HAD PLANTED SEEDS 1N MY PAN... SOW1NG 1DEAS THERE THAT WOULD L1E DORMANT AND THEN GROW, UNBEKNOWNST TO ME.1 AM VERY 1MPRESS1ONABLE, YOU KNOW!
vwamp.
yeah.and like, evwen if i had feelings i... vwouldn't try anything?
rudefioh
1'M NOT SURE 1F 1 SHOULD BE REASSURED BY THAT...
vwamp.
hm? like, i don't havwe them.
rudefioh
R1GHT!
vwamp.
vwhy are you not sure if you should be reassured or not, though?
rudefioh
YOU ARE A HYPOCR1TE WHO DOESN'T PRACT1CE WHAT HE PREACHES! COMMAND1NG ME TO FEEL OUT MY FEEL1NGS, AND YET...WELL, 1 SUPPOSE YOURS ARE ONLY HYPOTHET1CAL. BUT 1 W1LL BE V1G1LANT! 1 W1LL HOLD YOU TO THE SAME STANDARDS!AS A GOOD FR1END WOULD.}:)
vwamp.
sure.i just feel like evwen if i get feelings for someone i should still be single for a vwhile, it is nothing uh, that deep.
rudefioh
WELL ACT1NG ON FEEL1NGS DOESN'T ALWAYS ENTA1L DAT1NG.BUT 1 AGREE! AND 1 RESPECT THAT 1MMENSELY, PERHAPS TO THE FULLEST DEGREE OF RESPECT THAT 1 AM CAPABLE OF EXPER1ENC1NG.
vwamp.
glad you agree.i vwill need to return to the grubs.so i wvill talk to you later.see you.
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DD: hello is anybody maybe around here right now
ID: kiiinda.
DD: kinda what does kinda mean
DD: i mean i also feel like that is kinda here but i am hoping that is not for the same reason that you feel kinda here because it is on account of feeling pretty awful and i wouldn't want you to feel pretty awful
ID: kinda as in i'm in the trap. so not really glued to my mobile.
ID: also that sucks. are you like. sick? maybe there's a virus going around.
SA: Pheres was also sick... it would be bad if there was a bug, it could have been at Cascara. But I don't remember seeing Dazzle there
SA: I hope you feel better soon.
DD: oh dear i did not mean to contact you while you were
DD: indisposed??
DD: and i have no idea if i am ill with a landdweller disease of some sort or if i am just unsuited to the desert DD: i am probably going to die or something but i am not sure i care very much anymore
DD: but i appreciate the well wishes!!
ID: it's fine, i gotta get my carcass out of the water anyway- uh. wow. mm.
ID: can you just... be. not in the desert if it sucks that much...?
OA: aW, WHAT'S A GUPPY DOING IN THE GODDAMN DESERt? :o(
DD: i dont think so i mean not really i mean DD: i am here because i am working with the station for tech development and beta testing and also i am supposed to be somewhere far away from where i was before so that the people who were trying to kill me wouldnt be able to find me so its kind of a twofer
SA: I doubt that, dazzle. Perhaps a doctor would be of use. 😃
DD: and everything hurts and i want my moirail except he is not even my moirail anymore because of the whole i am not around and the murder attempt and all that and there is no water and no fish in this desert and i couldnt even get some orange juice like you said pri because the lady selling it says she doesnt serve seadwellers except she used a much meaner word and everything is awful and
DD: sorry i should not be posting
AC: ..yes a d0ct0r s0unds l1ke a g00d 1dea als0 1f y0ure a seadweller 1n the desert d1d y0u remember t0 keep y0ur g1lls wet?? because thats,, pretty 1mp0rtant actually AC: and 1m s0rry ab0ut the rest 0f that but 1 th1nk thats g0nna get better 1f y0u take care 0f the f1rst th1ng pr0bably def1n1tely
OA: nAH, COUSIN, CHILL YOUR ROLL. AIN'T NO NEED TO GO AND FRAZZLe. OA: yOU GOT ALL THE RIGHTS TO VENT YOUR SPLEEN, FROM BLOOD AND BONE. WHAT A FUCKING wretch. OA: yOU TRIED LAYING YOURSELF FLAT IN A TUB? WE GOT PLENTY OF BRINE ON LAND, BUT THAT WON'T DO SHIT IF YOUR GILLS ROT OFf.
AC: yes l1ke 0a sa1d g0 d0 that 0r g0 1nhale there are als0 patches f0r th1s but 1 d0ubt y0u can get th0se 1f y0u c0uldnt get 0range ju1ce
DD: i have been trying but the water here is different and makes my gills sting and i ordered this little package of blocks you can dissolve in water to make it more akin to saltwater in terms of salt and other mineral content but it is not DD: here yet and i am not sure how long drone delivery takes on land i thought it would be here already
AC: ..th1s 1s g0nna s0und dumb but cant y0u just put salt 1n 1t f0r the t1me be1ng
ID: i mean. throw your hue around a little to the delivery company. that'll get it faster.
DD: (also im afraid i am not sure where to find a doctor but i suspect that is me wallowing because it seems like a difficult tast but so does getting up at all at the moment)
OA: yOU AT A STATION? WHY NOT JUST ASK SOME CHUCKLEHEAD UP TOP TO FETCH IT FOR YOu? OA: sURE AS NAUGHT, YOU AIN'T THE ONLY SOVEREIGN ON BASE, YEAH? EVERY BLUE'S KNOWN SOME CLOWN WITH FRILLs.
AC: r1ght here actually 0r maybe 1n p0rt m1na but 1 have n0 1dea where 1n the desert y0u are 0r even 1n wh1ch 0ne
DD: oh i am not at the station at this very moment unfortunately but yes there is one other seadweller there the general and i kind of wanted to ask them for help but i think they think im a little bit daft DD: and oh dear i was going to just add salt but then everyone said it wasnt the same so i didnt but
DD: i am in port mina it is the closest town to station 11 which is where i am working!
AC: O:B d0 y0u kn0w the c0ffee sh0p thats shaped l1ke a teap0t
OA: aDD SALT TO THE WATER. DROWN YOUR WOES. AND FUCKING CALL SOME SCHLUB AT THE BASE TO FETCH YOU THE PROPER SHIt. :o) OA: aIN'T NO NEED TO THROW YOUR CHROME AROUND. YOU'RE FUCKING VIOLEt. OA: yOU ARE gracing THEM WITH THE OPPORTUNITY TO OFFER AID, AND THEY WILL BE GRATEFUL FOR THE OPPORTUNITy.
ID: can't you buy sea salt in stores. that... seems like it would work? i think?
SA: salt water is more than salt water it also has a particular mineral content, etc
DD: yes it is super cute i kind of wanted to go there but i am afraid they might not serve me like with the orange juice lady and then i am going to cry in the shop and that will be really embarrassing
SA: otherwise caring for my clown fish would be hell on alternia
SA: they have to serve you. Threaten them.
AC: n0 1ts f1ne 1m w0rk1ng r1ght n0w y0u c0uld def1n1tely c0me 0ver 1f y0u wanted s0meth1ng t0 dr1nk
SA: become mean and hatedul
DD: and oh dear i dont think everybody sees it that way oa but that is very kind of you to say so i mean DD: maybe i should call someone DD: i dont think
DD: er
DD: i
SA: and then reel it back in
AC: please d0nt threaten me actually
OA: hAHAHA, WHAT THE FUCk.
DD: i would rather not do that honestly especially since i think you were complaining about people that do that earlier prisma and i dont want people to dislike me and also im not sure if i would even be able to threaten you right now ac i mean unless you are deathly afraid of people crying i can probably threaten you wit hthat
DD: actually i am not even sure if prisma is being serious or maybe making fun of me
OA: hIS ADVICE IS RANK EITHER WAY. PAY IT NO MIND, COUSIN, HE IS LEADING YOU ASTRAy. :o)
AC: yes em0t10nal pe0ple are terr1fy1ng 1f y0u cry 0n me 1ll cry t00 thats sarcasm by the way
ID: yeah pris maybe. don't tell daz to be a jerk to lowbloods i think we. get enough of that.
SA: sometimes I have to be cruel and hateful too to convince higher blooded trolls to take me and my business seriously. But I understand hesitance
ID: from other highbloods.
SA: yes but I know they aren't that way inside so it seemed like a logical solution
SA: I apologize
DD: being hateful sounds like it takes a lot of energy i would rather just DD: i dont know
DD: i dont know im very confused in general right now i think that might be the temperature a little bit
ID: oh. uh i can see why that could. fry your pan. got any ice? put it on like. the back of your neck.
DD: and even if it is sarcasm ac that is okay i dont really know where you are so i could not do that regardless
DD: i think maybe the hotel has an ice machine that is where i am now
OA: cOUSIN, COUSIN, THEY JUST UP AND SAID THEY WERE AT THE LITTLE TEAPOt.
DD: i guess it is an inn
DD: oh
DD: i
DD: missed that completely you have my apologies
DD: oh!
AC: 1m a she but yes there was an 0ffer 0f ju1ce here 1t 1s aga1n just t0 be super expl1c1t 1m at the teap0t and 1m 0ffer1ng y0u ju1ce 0r maybe tea the c0ffee 1s g00d t00
DD: oh they said i could have something to drink too that is very kind
DD: she
DD: you have my apologies again i am sorry
OA: i AIN'T TOO FAR FROM THE STATION. HOW ABOUT I GO AND GET YOU A SALTBLOCK, YEAH? SEE IF THEY AIN'T GOT ANY FANCY MEDS FOR A FISH LIKE YOu. :o) OA: sHIT TO OPEN UP THOSE FUCKING GILLS, GET SOME COOL AIR IN YOu. OA: aND GIVE YOU A REASON TO STOP APOLOGISING, HOLY SHIt.
DD: i would very much like some orange juice and also maybe tea i have never had tea or orange juice before though i have had coffee though i have kind of been living off of coffee and lattes a little bit theyre very delicious and one of the things that dont taste weird here
DD: also i am sorry for being sorry >:P
DD: you are both very kind however that part is not a joke
AC: y0u havent AC: what?? AC: 0kay we need t0 f1x that 1 mean 1m reallyreally b1ased t0wards the c0ffee here 0r anywhere really but 1f y0uve never had tea y0u need t0 try 0ur lem0n 0ne 1ts great AC: wh1ch s0unds l1ke 1m try1ng t0 adverte f0r us here wh1ch 1m n0t even 1f 1t def1n1tely reads l1ke 1t but yes y0u get the p01nt
DD: i mean right now really the fact that you are willing to make me something without any of that threatening messiness is enough of an advertisement really but it also sounds really nice and i would like to try both the orange juice and the tea and the coffee i mean i havent had enough to drink in general probably and i cant tell how much of it is my gills drying out or actually drinking but yes
DD: once i
DD: figure out how to get up
ID: probably should start with. cold drinks there. with lots of ice.
DD: and no i havent had those things because they do not really happen underwater i guess except in pouches so thats how i am familiar with iced coffee
AC: actually thats g0nna take y0ur b0dy m0re energy t0 heat them up and pr0bably 1snt that great f0r y0u
DD: and oh right there was the ice machine
SA: less sugar will hydrate you faster
DD: oh but i would like something cold right now i dont really
AC: 0h r1ght s0rry 1 f0rg0t ab0ut the underwater th1ng the 0nly seadweller 1 kn0w d0esnt really spend a wh0le l0t 0f t1me there s0 1 tend t0 f0rget that 1ts a,, uh,, a th1ng
DD: i dont think my body heats things up
DD: maybe its the other way around since i am violet i have been using energy to cool everything down
ID: i mean if daz is overheating, cooling him down is. good.
DD: and oh that is interesting
DD: i didnt realize there were people that dont live in the water very much
OA: tHEY'RE RUNNING A FUCKING TEMPERATURE. ICE AIN'T GONNA DO SHIT, BUT FUCK THEM OVER PROPERLy. OA: jUST GET SOME TAP WATER, COUSIN. BODY'S ALREADY PROTESTING THE DRY. WHY YOU WANNA MAKE IT FIGHT THE CHILl?
DD: it seems very difficult
DD: i
DD: i dont know um i suppose everything sounds like it makes sense
DD: i want to run a bath but the fresh water makes things hurt more
DD: maybe i can just put my head in it without breathing it or getting it on my gills
DD: that seems silly but like maybe it would feel nice
OA: mAN. THIS IS WHY WE KEEP LUSUS ON BASE. COVER THIS SHIT FOR A MOTHERFUCKER, SO THERE AIN'T NO NEED FOR WORRY NOR FUSs. OA: iF YOUR SNOUT IS IN WATER, COUSIN, AND YOUR GILLS ARE IN AIR, HOW ARE YOU GONNA BREATh? :o)
DD: take my head out when i need to probably
DD: and oh my lusus is on base actually i would kind of like to crawl into the tank they use for the aquatic lusi but i cant bring an aquatic tendrilbeast to the hotel unfortunately
OA: pUT A RAG ON YOUR DOMe. OA: pUT SOME WATER IN YOUR GULLEt. OA: dUMP SOME SALT IN THE TRAP, AND THEN THROW YOURSELF IN, SO THERE AIN'T NO NEED FOR DRY-ASS DROWNINg. OA: aIN'T THERE SOME RUST WHO CAN HAUL YOU SOME TABLESALT Up?
DD: i can definitely ask the inn staff i think hopefully they have enough available and yes then i am going to do all of those things and then maybe stop dying
DD: sorry that all seems very obvious in retrospect i think maybe i am also not thinking especially clearly at the moment
DD: also um oa are you maybe still okay with bringing me something from the base maybe i think i am probably actually sick but also i dont want to do the threatening thing that prisma mentioned earlier that seems like a good way to make people stop being nice to me or really liking me at all
OA: tHREATENING IS THE HALL OF THOSE TOO WEAK TO WORK THEIR GODDAMN FLAp. OA: wHO NEEDS TO THREATEN WHEN A WELL-PLAYED WORD WORKS JUST AS WELl? :o)
OA: wHICH IS TO SAY, COUSIN, OF FUCKING COURSe. OA: i WILL FETCH YOU WHATEVER THE FUCK THEY GIVE. IT WILL BE MY PLEASURe.
OA: wHAT'S YOUR NAME, SOVEREIGn? OA: aIN'T KEEN TO SEND IT TO THE WRONG ROOm. :o)
DD: oh dear well that is a very nice way of putting that and thank you very much i am also very appreciative of your help and also your patience on account i was admittedly wallowing quite a bit earlier and things seem a lot less awful right now DD: and oh my name is dazzle that should also be what the block is under whats your name? and also ac if she is still around she was very nice and i still want to be able to meet her at the teapot cafe later if she still wants to
AC: yes h1 1m st1ll ar0und th1ngs are sl0w t0n1ght 1m lapyen AC: 0r just the blue 0ne 1n the bun and the glasses 0r actually really just the blue 0ne y0u cant m1ss me h0nestly
OA: mY NAME IS RICCIN. RICCIN KAYATA. WHEN YOU SEE ME, COUSIN, YOU'LL KNOw. :o)
OA: oR. WELL. WHEN THE HOTEL STAFF SEES Me. OA: wHAT THE FUCK EVER, I AIN'T USED TO THIS DELIVERY SHIt.
AC: als0 1m n0t sure 1f y0u can base my actual n1ceness 0n just a c0uple c0mments 1 made t0 y0u 0nl1ne 0ver the span 0f half an h0ur and 1f 1t really w0rks l1ke that and as a sec0nd als0 thats really 0m1n0us and 1m super cur10us what y0u even mean by that 0a
DD: that sounds very dramatic!! DD: the youll know comment i mean not the blue thing the blue thing makes a lot of sense actually given my recent experiences and i feel kind of bad to be happy that there is someone kind of highblooded around because that seems a little unkind of me but yes i mean youre very nice and i have learned recently i am not good at talking to lowbloods that i am not working with DD: and it is not just the comments i mean also you are inviting me for tea and all of those things thats pretty nice
OA: i AM A STRIKING GODDAMN FIGURE, THAT'S ALl. :o)
AC: 0h n0n0 d0nt w0rry 1 def1n1tely get that 1t can be really super awkward t0 talk t0 l0wbl00ds 1f y0ure n0t used t0 1t and als0 theres _s0_ much y0u can d0 wr0ng when y0u d0 that 1ts a l1ttle terr1fy1ng 1f y0ure n0t fr1ends w1th them already AC: als0 1 c0uld be lur1ng y0u 1n t0 r0b y0u y0u d0nt kn0w my m0t1vat10ns 1 mean 1m n0t and als0 that w0uld be pretty hard 1n br0ad m00nl1ght 1n a p0pulated area but 1m g0nna st0p typ1ng n0w
AC: a f1gure?? what k1nd 0f f1gure 0h my g0d
DD: well in that case i look forward to seeing you i mean if you decide to come up i am not sure if you wanted to with the staff comments or anything but that sounds intruiging and you have created an air of mystery and intrique DD: and yes that is a good description of how i feel lapyen i mean prisma and hadean and riccin have all been very nice but even then i messed up and prisma yelled at me so i am not always the best at being social with people at all really DD: though i think probably i dont think anybody would try to rob me or i mean you could try but i dont think it would work very well especially not like in a crowded teashop where you are employed : P
OA: .. wHAT SORT OF FIGURE ARE YOU PICTURING, GIRl? OA: bECAUSE I AM STARTING TO GET ALL SHADES OF FUCKING concerned.
OA: ;o(
DD: omg ahaha
DD: ow
DD: that hurt but i am going to keep laughing anyways because i do not think i have smiled in two nights
OA: cAREFUL, SOVEREIGn. OA: dON'T GO RIPPING YOUR GILLS, TRYING TO SPREAD SOME MIRTh.
OA: :o)
DD: theyre kind of stuck im not sure if i could even rip them even by laughing 😦
DD: i tried to peel one open earlier with my claws but i almost ripped a filament instead and they are all gummy and theyre not supposed to be
OA: >:o?
OA: tHAT SEEMS NASTY AS FUCk.
AC: n0t that k1nd 0f f1gure 0h my g0d ab0rt ab0rt AC: but als0 d0uble 0h my g0d that d0esnt s0und l1ke 1ts supp0sed t0 be l1ke that maybe def11ntely d0 the salt th1ng and then let me take a l00k at them later 1f y0ure,, uh,, 1f y0ure c0mf0rtable w1th that?? because 1f theyre s0 dry theyre glued shut theres a teeny t1ny r1sk 0f 1nfect10n n0th1ng t0 w0rry ab0ut but maybe s0meth1ng t0,, t0 l00k at
DD: oh dear
DD: it is pretty nasty yes especially because it is my body and i like my gills i also like them being working and not infected and
DD: um that is to say yes i would appreciate that lapyen if you are okay with that i mean you mentioned earlier you are a docterrorist and i dont know where else to find one and
DD: oh dear
OA: sHOULD I BE FETCHING THOSE MAGIC PILLS FROM THE BASE, TOo.
OA: >:o?
DD: oh um i thought maybe you already were i think you mentioned they had medicine earlier but i am not sure what they have really or how it works or what i need which is not very helpful of me
OA: bROTHER, BROTHER, THEY GOT PLENTY OF PILLs. OA: tHEY'RE ASKING ME WHAT THE FUCK I'M GETTING, THAT'S ALl.
OA: .. i'LL JUST GET ALL OF IT, AND YOU CAN TAKE IT AT ONCe. OA: gET THAT SICKNESS OUT EN MASSe. :o)
AC: um
AC: actually maybe read the l1ttle,, uh,, the n0tes that c0me w1th them and als0 d0nt take all 0f them at 0nce under abs0lutely n0 c1rcumstances
DD: oh dear
AC: just read the 1nstruct10n leaflets 1ts all 1n there 1ts f1ne
DD: that sounds like a good idea i am going to do that i mean if you are a docterrorist you know better probably
AC: s0rry n0 0ffense but 1 d0nt th1nk 1m g01ng t0,, 1 mean attend1ng med sch00l feeds just t0 kn0w that leaflets are 1n there t0 be read and n0t t0 take up space
OA: wHY NOT TAKE ALL OF THEm?
OA: aIN'T THEY LIKE BLOCKS? OR BOOZe?
OA: tHE MORE YOU TAKE, THE BETTER IT Is.
AC: yes theyre exactly l1ke b00ze wh1ch 1s why y0u expl1c1tly d0nt d0 that please
AH: hahah oh wow poor Lapyen
AH: sorry Riccin's dumb ass came to ruin your evening
AC: 1ts n0t ru1ned my even1ng 1s f1ne but thanks and h1 gl1ese
AH: give it time. they're good at being a little bitch. but sup, how's life
AH: I went to a ren fair a little while ago, shit was wild
AH: what have you been doing? you landed that new gig, right?
AC: 0kay that s0unds k1nd 0f,, 1nterest1ng 1 guess was that c00l?? AC: and yes!! 1m d01ng an 1nternsh1p r1ght n0w we w0rk w1th r0b0ts 1ts supersuper c00l and h0nestly a really welc0me break fr0m sch00lfeeds 1m n0t say1ng that the stress 1s t00 much but the stress 1s pr0bably,, k1nd 0f a l1ttle b1t t00 much
AH: Haha damn, no, it probably is. It was interesting for _me_ , that's for sure, given I dragged a friend's sorry ass off to a mediculler, saw some absolutely fucking atrocious fashion, met up with Canela again, and met some new people.
DD: what no riccin has been lovely they are being very nice and are helping me out i dont think that counts as being that
AH: But what kind of robots are you working with. Are they cool?
AH: lmao Riccin's probably just sucking up because you're violet
AH: I can't be bothered to backread
AH: but I'd bet money
DD: i mean they didnt ask me to pay them or anything
AC: theyre very c00l but als0 we just g0t a b1g gr0up 0f cust0mers s0rry 1 reallyreally need t0 put my ph0ne away AC: y0u can t0tally talk t0 me ab0ut that later th0ugh and dazzle y0u can abs0lutely st1ll c0me 1n whenever y0u feel l1ke 1t s0rry bye
AH: well why would they, they have clowns taking care of their oversized ass
AH: they just like to feel important
DD: i hope you have a good night that sounds like a lot of work and i will definitely come by when i am feeling like i can walk!!
DD: and i mean you said money
AH: awww, damn
AH: but good luck and all
AH: ...I said I _bet_ money, not that you were paying them lol
AH: learn to read
DD: i can read i am just having a hard time doing so on account of everything being very hazy at the moment but also to clarify saying id bet money can be interpreted as you betting money on it or betting that money is the key factor hence the nature of my misunderstanding
DD: but also i dont think anybody has felt much like ingratiating themselves with me lately and instead its been more of the opposite so i think riccin is just being a nice person
AH: holy shit, who fed you caffeine, I want a word
AH: Also lmao you have terrible fucking judgment if you think Riccin is nice
AH: but then I guess they would be to you because they're like...loyal to clowns and up
AH: I think
AH: I don't know how their crazy pan works
DD: i mean they were very nice to lapyen as well and also i havent had caffeine in a while i heard it dehydrates you and i am having trouble with that lately so i did not want to make it worse
AH: mother grub, what the fuck, are you dried out or something? go jump in a lake or whatever, surely you have _that_ much survival instinct.
AH: or does fresh water hurt seadwellers? try it and let me know.
OA: gIRL, STOP DRAGGING ME. IF YOU WANTED MY ATTENTION, ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FUCKING SAy. ;o)
AH: wow look what the meowbeast dragged in
OA: yOU STILL AIN'T IN THE TUB, DAZZLe?
AH: the world's worst yellowblood
AH: also, I was legit just giving Lapyen a warning because I'm a good fucking friend, but you know, if you wanna froth at the bit for some words your way, be my guest
AH: that's not pathetic at all
AH: ...Dazzle
AH: Their name is _Dazzle_ ??
AH: ahahaha fuck that's amazing, only a fish would have a name that stupid
IA: :(
OA: a GOOD FUCKING FRIEND. My. :o)
OA: wHO TOLD YOU THAT LIE, GIRL, AND WHY THEY TRYING TO MISLEAD YOU SO harshly?
AH: Yeah, I know the concept's foreign to you, but try to understand
AH: Who told what lie, you're making even less sense than usual
AH: which is a fucking accomplishment
OA: ... aRE YOU AS DOOZY AS THE GUPPy? OA: i'LL GIVE YOU A MOMENT TO REREAD, ON ACCOUNT OF THE FACT IT'S A WONDER YOUR TINY-ASS EYES CAN EVEN SEE THE SCREEn.
AH: also wow, a single sad smiley face, IA. Really pulling on my pumper strings here. Let me borrow Hadean's violin and play it for you.
AH: Oh wait, my strings broke.
AH: Fucking tragic.
DD: i am not in the tub i tried to get in and it made everything hurt and i decided to wait for the salt DD: and my name isnt stupid i use that one because its fun its actually my last name and my first one is laurel DD: so you can use that if it helps you not be a total jerk
IA: Why is every-one fighting all the time in here :(
OA: cLOSE YOUR FINS TO HER NONSENSE, SOVEREIGNs. OA: gLIESE AIN'T NOTHING BUT BILE, I AM SORRY TO FUCKING SAy.
OA: iT IS A SHAME SOMEONE SO HIGH IS SO FUCKING RUDe. :o)
AH: because we'd be bored as hell otherwise, _duh_
AH: what are you, a wriggler? grow a backbone
AH: when a seadweller's a pansy it's extra sad
AH: Laurel's a little better yeah. Also fuck you I am the _finest_ of bile, the absolute queen of bitterness, it's right in my fucking handle you blind ass.
AH: Yeah well it's a shame someone so wordy has so little to say, so...what are we gonna do here.
IA: I just th-ought this was supp-osed t-o be a fun, Empire run chat, I didn't expect t-o run int-o s-o many c-onfr-ontati-onal tr-olls.
AH: Your first mistake was putting "fun" and "Empire run" in the same sentence. I mean it is fun in here but it sure as hell isn't because of the Empire.
AH: Literally all we owe them for is making the stupid thing.
AH: Not like _they_ provide entertainment.
AH: Bunch of boring nerds.
AH: wow did everyone piss themselves in fear when I walked in or what.
SA: Hello Gliese.
AH: sup
SA: how has your evening been?
AH: I had to run around extra because somebody fucked up my lusus's water, but at least it got settled.
AH: So mostly routine aside from that.
AH: You?
IA: I ap-ologize, I'm a bit distracted between things. I'll be swimming in and -out.
SA: your lusus's water? What happened...?
SA: I am fine. I had breakfast with sipara and hadean this morning.
SA: hello, IA.
AH: And we all miss you so fucking terribly, IA, bland as water as you are...pun not intended.
AH: Nothing much, but some dumb kid knocked over his trough.
IA: Hell-o Pris!
AH: I was pissed, but judging from how they were shaking I think it was an accident, so I let them off with a cuff and a warning.
SA: how are you, IA? aside from busy.
SA: hmm. I'm sorry
SA; I hope they are. Feeling better now.
AH: Eh, probably, not like I actually hurt them
AH: They were probably like six sweeps max
AH: Not worth it
SA: Oh I meant you rlusus but yes, hitting children is often not encouraged by myself.
AH: Oh, yeah, he's fine. Luckily I had more on me, I'll just have to order extra.
AH: I also gave him some carrots, he's good.
AH: You like, don't have a lusus right?
AH: That must've been weird
SA: it was not terribly weird.
AH: Really?
SA: it was stranger when I realized it wasn't the norm.
AH: Oh lmao
AH: I guess that makes sense
SA: i was raised and cared for in a fairly neticulous way.
SA: it levelled out much of my development, I suppose.
SA; rather than being raised by
SA: ...
IA: Y-ou're quite mean AH
SA: an ibis?
SA: I think it was an Ibis.
SA: I could just be filling in, though.
SA: I genuinely don't remember.
AH: Nooooo
AH: REALLY??
AH: God you sound like Kit, except even he's learned better by now
AH: Ibises are cool
AH: Don't a lot of lowbloods have bird lusii?
AH: Could swear I heard that somewhere
SA: I couldn't tell you the statisticla information on that.
IA: Als-o I'm d-oing well Pris, thank y-ou f-or asking!
AH: Dunno, bunch of them from my town did. Even Matari's lusus had wings and it was a hoofbeast.
IA: It's fairly hit -or miss isn't it? I'm n-ot sure if I've met a l-ot -of l-owbl-o-ods with bird lusii myself.
AH: have you met a lot of lowbloods _anyway_
AH: how much do you even come out of the ocean
IA: The last time I've been in the -ocean was ab-out three m-onths ag-o and bef-ore that, nearly a year. I w-ork m-ostly -on land.
IA: I meet and talk with a l-ot -of l-owbl-o-ods actually :)
AH: yeah okay probably by sticking a blade in them or something
AH: protip: gurgling doesn't count as conversation
IA: I d-on't d-o that :(
IA: Why w-ould I d-o that?
AH: Uhhhh
AH: You're a SEADWELLER??? Y'all fucks make my caste look meek with your goddamn murder fetish.
AH: It's a reasonable assumption.
IA: I m-ost certainly have a let's-n-ot-murder fetish
AH: Haha wow that was some of the most awkward phrasing ever
AH: The fuck do you do then
IA: I'm a detective! I w-ork with the Empire here -on Alternia and l-ocal g-overnments t-o help reduce and prevent crime.
IA: F-or all castes, I may add
AH: lol yeah pull the other one
AH: everyone knows the system's rigged to high hell
AH: I mean I get it, whatever, you all want to ~do justice~ for those of us who'll still be around in a hundred sweeps to hate your faces
AH: but still
IA: It's tail-ored t-o the standards -one w-ould expect f-or -our vi-olent s-ociety, yes, but I d-on't mind n-or care what -others think -of me in a hundred sweeps.
IA: And just because -our system is tail-ored s-o d-oesn't mean I can't d-o my best t-o make pe-oples' lives easier AND better.
AH: Yeah, sure, even a violet can't do a whole lot to change a system run by tyrians. Unless you're gonna argue with them, in which case, have fun with that.
IA: Well, thank y-ou! I d-o l-o-ok f-orward t-o pr-ove y-ou wr-ong :) I have already seen the differences I've made and it's m-ore than en-ough t-o make everything w-orth it!
IA: My name is Nemm-on, what's y-ours, AH?
AH: Gliese, though you have no idea how tempted I was to tell you something stupid and see if you bought it.
AH: I mean we have _Dazzle_ in here.
AH: And the only reason I'm pretty sure they're not making it up is that they seem too dumb for that and because they're a fish.
IA: Well there is n-o way f-or me t-o verify it if y-ou did lie t-o me.
IA: Why didn't y-ou?
AH: Meh, might make things confusing later.
AH: Also you'd probably not question it and be boring as usual so what's the point.
IA: That's kind -of y-ou Gliese :)
AH: Please, I couldn't care less about your feelings, this is purely for my own convenience. I care more about the dumb kid who knocked over my lusus's water trough earlier than you.
IA: I didn't say anything ab-out my feelings, i just stated it was kind -of y-ou t-o decide against lying. I h-ope y-our lusus is alright th-ough?
AH: Kind for who, if you don't care. Also stop being nice it's weird.
AH: Even Budino being depressing was better than this
AH: You just sound creepy
IA: I'm s-orry :(
AH: and now we're back to boring
AH: is ANYONE ELSE in here before I give up or die of dullness.
OA: hONk.
IA: W-ould y-ou be m-ore c-omf-ortable if I wasn't nice?
AH: not really because then you'd be fake as hell and that's even worse
AH: I'm less uncomfortable and more wondering how anyone can be so tedious without wanting to stab themselves.
AH: Hey Riccin look it's another fish. Go kiss ass like you were hatched to do.
AH: Entertain me.
IA: I'd rather we didn't kiss my rear.
AH: aw, you ruined Riccin's night
AH: how could you
OA: sISTER, LET'S NOT BE INAPPROPRIATE WITH THE SOVEREIGn. :o) OA: 'sIDES, THINK YOU'VE HAD YOUR MOUTH ON ENOUGH FISH FOR THE WHOLE LOT OF Us.
IA: :( It'd make me extremely unc-omf-rtable
AH: lmao what
AH: I know two fish and one of those is older than dirt
AH: and the other is Canela, who's probably on another date as we speak
AH: and possibly ditching said date again if they suck lmao
AH: fun fact, Nemmon, nobody gives a shit
OA: yES, GIRL, IT IS CLEAR AS THE SKY OUTSIDE THAT I'M REFERRING TO YOUR COMMANDER. TYRIAN TITs. :o) OA: nAH, TALKING ABOUT THE VIOLET WHO KEEPS FLASHING HEARTS AT YOU. OR IS THAT THE NEW WAY OF SAYING HELLo? OA: bECAUSE IA HAS BEEN AWFULLY FUCKING SPARSE, IF THAT'S THE CASe.
AH: lmao you don't know Canela do you?
AH: she does that to all her friends
AH: she's just bubbly
OA: bUBBLY. My.
OA: tHAT'S A WORD FOR It.
IA: Y-ou're c-orrext --OA, I have been! I've been w-orking hard lately and haven't had much time t-o s-cialize
AH: lmao that went right over _your_ head
OA: :o)
AH: whatever, you weren't contributing anything valuable anyway
IA: --Oh I'm s-orry, is there an-other IA? I wasn't aware and I ap-ologize!
AH: oh my god how is anyone this dense
AH: even Riccin's not this dense
AH: I'm fucking mourning now
IA: I have n-o c-ontext f-or this c-onversati-on, Gliese.
IA: I'm afraid I d-on't kn-ow the regulars.
AH: Okay WOW I'm going to spell this out for you and then go
AH: because I'm fucking exhausted by your existence
AH: Riccin MEANT that you were sparse with SPAMMING HEART EMOJIS compared to CANELA, who uses them like they're going out of style because she just fucking does that
AH: and now I'm going, because I have shit to do and a thinkpan to maintain
OA: aND DEFINITELY NOT BECAUSE SHE'S TRYING TO PLAY FOUR SQUARES WITH BABY BLUE HERe. :o)
OA: hEAVEN FORBID WE HAVE THAT THOUGHt.
IA: Bye Gliese! :)
IA: S-o h-ow are y-ou --OA?
IA: Riccen, right?
OA: rICCIN, SOVEREIGn. :o) OA: lIKE THE FRUIt.
OA: i'M JUST JOLLY FUCKING GOOD. TEXTING MY GIRL NZINGa. OA: gETTING HER UP TO DATE ON SOME news. SPREADING THE GOOD WORD. ALL OF THAT SHIt. OA: bUT AIN'T NOTHING OF NO IMPORT, REALLy. OA: hOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOINg?
IA: I see! Pleasure t-o meet y-ou Riccin!
IA: I'm d-oing very well, thank you f-or asking!! It's a sl-ow night but a g-o-od -one t-o relax -on.
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JACE: -BREAK TIME. after doing his postal worker thing all morning, jace is parking himself outside the forest to unwind for his lunch hour with a nice little picnic set up. he's got his foodibles, and his tech, watching the video feed on his tablet for any signs of spirits dwelling within the forest, and their behaviors should he capture any. he's a little uneasy, wondering if kougah is around... but at the same time, he kind of hopes he sees him. he's not sure what he wants to say to him, if anything, but the desire is still there.-
KOUGAH: =He's always here. But he has been taking care of his usual rancher duties, having combed the entire forest twice with not a sign of Kikiyo he wonders what to even do. Something. Surely. The devices made to calm the spirits have, thus far, been mere bandages with numbing salve covering angry wounds.=
KOUGAH: =There is a rustle in some shrubbery and Kougah approaches. Silent and hanging by the treeline, waiting to be acknowledged so to not disturb anything=
JACE: -flinches at the sound, like he always does at sudden noises, but his peripheral vision shows him that it's just kougah... he wasn't expecting to feel indigant at the sight of him, but here he is, lifting his head and huffing a sigh in acknowledgement. sometimes he forgets he has those petty strider genes. he doesn't want to look at him directly yet. but he will steal a quick glance... you know, just to make sure it really is him.-
JACE: Hi Kougah.
KOUGAH: ... =This is an unusual greeting from Jace but he likely deserves this. Actually context clues from their last encounter gives him a good idea so he stays where he is= Hello Jace.
JACE: ...
JACE: How are you??? -exchanges pleasantries in the most passive aggressive way he can manage. he's not very good at it.-
KOUGAH: ...
KOUGAH: 1 am... Hm.
KOUGAH: =Eyeballs Jace=
KOUGAH: Pard0n my g01ng 0ff the s0c1al scr1pt but, h0w are y0u. 1nstead.
JACE: Im fine!!
JACE: ... No Im not!!! -sighs and turns to look at him, but his expression falls to an imploring one.-
JACE: Joel... He told me what you did... To Rammie...
KOUGAH: =Nods= 1 suspected as much.... 1 sh0uld've asked clearly up0n meet1ng y0u 1f y0u were 0f cl0se relat10ns w1th her.
KOUGAH: 1 ap0l0g1ze f0r n0t d01ng s0. =deeper nod=
JACE: Yeah, you should have!
JACE: Because you knew Joel was my brother, and you must have known they were close with the way you were acting around him...! I... -looks down at the ground, brows knit.-
JACE: I dont know what to think now... I dont really understand.
KOUGAH: Y0ur frustrat10n 1s understandable and enc0uraged.
KOUGAH: ...Anger.
KOUGAH: 1 ap0l0g1ze f0r c0nfus1ng y0u.
JACE: -continues to avoid looking at him.- I really liked--
JACE: -covers his face with one hand. hhhh.-
JACE: I like hanging out with you... And working on these projects with you! I want to be able to do that still. But I cant if...
JACE: If I dont know what happened, at least...
KOUGAH: =Silent for a moment=
KOUGAH: She wandered 1nt0 the f0rest, presumably t0 hunt.
KOUGAH: She hunted and k1lled my br0ther.
KOUGAH: I r1ghted the wr0ng w1th her 0wn bl00d.
JACE: -looks at him then with wide eyes. joel said it was a misunderstanding...- Your brother?
KOUGAH: Yes.
KOUGAH: As alpha, as a fam1ly member, 1 refused t0 n0t seek 1mmed1ate vengence.
JACE: But thats--!!
JACE: Thats not how that should work???? -starts getting more visably upset.- Shes a person! Not an animal! Its different!
JACE: -immediately regrets his words and quiets, eyes downcast again. that's probably not a very sensitive thing to say.-
KOUGAH: =If Kougah was offended by it he doesn't act like it. His voice is still even though his expression does falter from stoicism. Inhales softly and exhales= ........ S0 1've been t0ld.
KOUGAH: But 1 stand by 1t.
JACE: I just... I just mean... -rubs at his eyes.-
JACE: I dont know what I mean...
KOUGAH: 1t's s0meth1ng y0u're n0t used t0. =He needs a tissue.... but Kougah is hesitant to approach still=
KOUGAH: Y0u weren't ra1sed w1th the same bel1efs and standards as 1 was. N0r 1 y0ur standards and bel1efs.
KOUGAH: 1 understand the an1m0s1ty t0wards me and 1 w1ll n0t deny y0u that r1ght.
JACE: -sniffles- Thats not how I feel.
JACE: I want to be angry... Mostly Im just sad.
JACE: I want to be your... friend. But I dont know if I can be if you think that kind of thing is okay! Or that its necessary, I guess.
KOUGAH: 1'm s0rry f0r that.....
KOUGAH: ...Currently 1 am b0und by man's law.
KOUGAH: G1ven my status t0... the t0wn.
KOUGAH: All 0f the rangers are c1t1zens 0f Aval0n by law. Regardless 0f h0w 1 feel, what 1 bel1eve, 1 am unable t0 act acc0rd1ngly. =They made that very clear... he even has to change his pelt for roaming town. Closer to the knee. Bah.=
JACE: -now THAT is a crime.-
JACE: -but no, that's hardly a reassurance, and he's upset all over again.- Well, thats great!! Id murder people if I could, but alas!!!
KOUGAH: 1 d0n't seek any0ne 0ut f0r any reas0n. =Murder is an ugly word.... that's something that happens without provocation=
KOUGAH: My fam1ly was wr0ng and 1 avenged my br0ther.
KOUGAH: Wh0 1s st1ll g0ne wh1le she r0ams. 1mpress1ve as 1t 1s 1 feel 1 had fa1led 1n s0me aspect.
JACE: You didnt fail!! She still died! She still had to go through that!
JACE: Ugh... Were just going in circles now... -sniffles and starts to gather up his things. but even as he does so, he feels hesitant to leave, strangly enough. or maybe it isn't so strange, given what poor judgement he clearly has. but he can't help feeling like there's still something that can make this okay... though, that might just be what he wants to believe.-
JACE: It doesnt make any difference to you, does it?
KOUGAH: 1t d0es. 1 adm1re her return... but. Truthfully. 1t st1ll makes me angry.
KOUGAH: As 1 sa1d 1 d0n't expect y0u t0 understand 0r relate, but my br0ther's rest feels r0bbed.
KOUGAH: The dues were pa1d. But... 1t's n0t fa1r. H0wever that's..... wh1n1ng. And 1 d0n't 1ntend 0n caus1ng m0re pa1in.
JACE: -turns towards him again once his belongings are tucked away.- ...
JACE: Im sorry about your brother.
KOUGAH: =Watches him... then nods= ..Thank y0u.
KOUGAH: 1'm s0rry f0r upsett1ng y0u.
JACE: -shuffles his feet, lingering still.- Its... All pretty complicated, huh?
KOUGAH: 1t 1s.
KOUGAH: S0 1 d0n't expect y0u t0 c0me t0 any c0nclus10n 0ne way 0r the 0ther.
KOUGAH: 0nly that 1 respect y0ur ch01ce.
KOUGAH: =Watches Jace silently then grunts softly= S1mply d0 what y0u feel w0uld put y0u m0st at ease.
JACE: -wringes his hands together.- Truth be told, Im very at ease! So its hard for me to know what makes me feel... most at ease!
KOUGAH: ...D0 y0u n0t exper1ence var1ed levers 0f anx1ety when c0ns1der1ng y0ur 0pt10ns 0r be1ng 1n certa1n s1tuat10ns? =Sniffs the air a bit... he could've sworn he smelled it a few times=
JACE: Well... Sure... But something like this?
JACE: Logic tells me I shouldnt... be your friend but... -pauses to glance away.-
JACE: When I think about that, I just feel worse.
KOUGAH: Ah.....
KOUGAH: Hm.
KOUGAH: There 1s n0th1ng that can be d0ne f0r what 1 d1d...but.
KOUGAH: 1n 0rder t0... make y0u feel. Better... ab0ut what 1t 1s y0u may want. 1 w0uld 0ffer t0. D0 what 1 can.
KOUGAH: =Something shifts in the forest and he watches but it's nothing.= 1 w0uld, truthfully and self1shly, enj0y c0nt1nu1ng t0 see y0u.
JACE: -usually he'd be spooked by the noises of the forest, but he's too distracted listening to kougah. his heart is racing all the same.- Ill have to think about that.
JACE: I guess Ill have some time to do that...
JACE: Oh. I should mention, Im going away for a little while.
KOUGAH: ...0h?
KOUGAH: May 1 ask where? =Looks back to Jace=
JACE: -nods- Sure. Um... Im going to study some temples on LOFAF.
JACE: Do you know of it?
KOUGAH: N0. 1'm unfam1l1ar w1th 1t.
KOUGAH: But 1 can read up 0n 1t.
JACE: -brightens up a little, taking this as an opportunity to explain the culture of the place.- Its a small consort planet... Its mainly seen as a pit stop on the way to bigger planets like Earth or Lauctis, but there are some tourist traps there as well... LOFAF as the abbrevation for the colloquial name Land of Frost and Frogs... Um, the technical, documented name escapes me...
JACE: But anyway, it snows there almost all year long. So there are ski resorts and stuff. Theres a dormant volcano there though... And during the warmer months, when the snow melts, its easier to access these temples around that area. Theyre shrines dedicated to a legendary beast named Echidna. Shes supposed to be uh--
JACE: -stops suddenly and looks embarrassed about his rambling. he almost forgot he's supposed to be UPSET with him still.- Well... You can probably read about that yourself.
KOUGAH: =As Jace spoke and explained things Kougah watches with the same stern expression but his eye light a little=
KOUGAH: 1 w1ll d0 that.
KOUGAH: M0st def1n1tely.
JACE: Okay.
JACE: ... Yeah. Okay. Um. Im just going to... Go back to work now. I should hurry and finish my shift anyway because I have plans tonight too.
JACE: Kind of like a date thing.
JACE: Or something. -why did he say that... he knows why... he wants to see his reaction... that's so shitty. or is it? he really can't tell in this situation.-
KOUGAH: =HE IS STONE. But the light does fade back to normal and he nods. He's not allowed to react it's not like he's even on the same tier as Jace though=
KOUGAH: 1 h0pe that g0es well. Y0u deserve t0 have a g00d t1me.
KOUGAH: Have a safe tr1p, Jace. =Disappears on a small tornado... only that's just him running back into the treeline and disappearing=
JACE: -HHHH. not much of a reaction... what was he even fishing for? STUPID STUPID DUMB!! he watches him disappear before heaving a sigh and making his way back towards his route.-
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New York: Day 16
JOHN: -He came out into the snow-covered town for some sort of practical reason, but he ended up forgetting entirely what that was. Two hours later, he's out here building snow salamanders.-
JUDE: -STARING AT HIM THROUGH A WINDOW.-
JOHN: -He takes no notice of Jude for now. All these fucking salamanders need pebbles for eyes and fat tails. John didn't dress very well for the cold. He forgot to put gloves or a scarf on. His hands and face are red and chafed. BUT he doesn't have to use his hands to push the snow around so he's still having a ball.-
JUDE: -he is burning... he wants to go out into the snow but he's having a hard time leaving.-
JUDE: ...
JUDE: -knocks on the window to get john's attention.-
JOHN: >:O
JOHN: -IT'S JUDE! He floats up to te window and...knocks back.-
JUDE: ... -opens the window a crack- JUDE: hello
JOHN: -leans on the sill to warm up his snoot and hands.- hey jude!
JOHN: hahaha.
JOHN: get it because
JOHN: aw, you get it.
JUDE: -he looks so unamused-
JOHN: -beams at him, so proud of himself.-
JOHN: what's up, buttercup?
JUDE: oh, nothing
JUDE: I was just watching you play in the snow and thought it must be nice to be able to just...
JUDE: go outside and play in the snow
JOHN: well.......there's a perfectly good window right here.
JOHN: come on out!
JOHN: -waggles eyebrows.-
JOHN: -john u ablelist fuck-
JUDE: -makes a face- uh... wait, are you planning on floating me down or something?
???: -high in the sky, there is a circling figure encroaching the small town. Difficult to say, but that glint of copper does look a little familiar.-
JUDE: -OH GOD WE'RE UNDER ATTACK AGAIN. he ducks back down under the window sill.-
JOHN: oh, right you can't fly. yeah. i could do that- -OH SHIT HE HAS THE SAME THOUGHT.-
JOHN: -squints and SQUARES up.-
JOHN: -HE WILL PROTECT YOU, TINY CANADIAN TOWN.-
???: -Just a single flappy dot that is descending at rapid speeds. Then all at once, he drops down to the snowy ground, buffeting up a lot of wind and snow. Removes the hoodie from his bull-horned head to blink and stare at the bair of bucktooths-
RUFIOH: ...john?
JOHN: -Had his fists raised with a FIGHTY expression on his face, balancing on the window sill on his toes. Then he recognizes that pair of familiar horns. A nitram. Huh. Oh, it's just Rufioh.-
JOHN: oh!
JOHN: hey!
JOHN: -he's not as shocked about this as he probably should be.-
RUFIOH: uh...
RUFIOH: ...
RUFIOH: -lifts a hand to wave.- hey, man.
JOHN: -jumps off and silently lands in the snow. He goes in for a fist bump.-
JOHN: good to see you, man! what brings you here?
JUDE: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/04/3d/0c/043d0cf0b05401dc8f5a9df8291fddf7.jpg
RUFIOH: wh... -wall-eyed about this exchange and honestly kind of concerned. He looks around his surroundings, uncertain. Fixing John with a knitted expression.-
RUFIOH: -gotta get the man his fist bunps tho. Definitely.-
RUFIOH: what... br1ngs me here?
RUFIOH: ...
RUFIOH: should 1 not be here or... -flaps his wings about to shake the snow off of him.-
RUFIOH: sorry, dude. 1 just... was under the 1mpress1on that... you weren't hav1ng 100% a good t1me out here. th1s earth canada or whatever the fuck... -glances at the peeking human from the window. Gives him the side eyes.-
JUDE: -he's not having a good time-
JUDE: -if it's any consolation-
RUFIOH: -He is comforted by this, thank u.-
JOHN: -Uh oh. He's missing something. Probably something important. He kind of sweats internally, debating on whether to ask any questions. He knits his brow in concern.- umm. well! we uh....we got captured by guy fieri and his minions, but we've been okay since we left. we're just taking some time to recover and hide out a bit.
JOHN: how....did you get here? -He's struggling to remember where Rufioh was in the first place. Confusion.-
JOHN: i mean...our plane got shot down! but we escaped and nobody was hurt.
RUFIOH: -winces and rubs the back of his neck thru the hoodie.- yeah... heard about that... glad you made 1t out alr1ght.
RUFIOH: um... k1nd of a long story, bro. k1nd of 1nvolves portal hopp1ng and... talk1ng to some strange crypt1d peeps. avalon's full of those...
RUFIOH: but th1s was a spec1al case, 1 guess. 1t happened really fast 1f 1'm honest... anyway.
RUFIOH: 1'm here now. -ends up looking past john. Kind of hopeful for something.-
JOHN: -looks back at Jude. Oops. He waves and gives some enthusasitc thumbs up, letting him know IT'S OKAY.-
JOHN: -rubs the back of his neck. He feels guilty and sort of a lost/embarassed combo, like there's something he should say or do and he's just ...missing it.- hey, why don't you come inside. warm up and have some food and stuff. all of that sounds pretty intense.
[ THUMPING SOUNDS FROM INSIDE. ]
RUFIOH: um..........
RUFIOH: that's a good 1dea... almost... -wary peering at the thumping sounds. He's got a sword and it's pointy.-
JOHN: 👀
JOHN: -WHAT COULD THAT BE. he goes to investigate.-
RUFIOH: -keeps his distance because he minds his self preservation and all.-
[ Soon accompanied by yowling. IT APPROACHES. ]
JUDE: -WHAT IS THAT NOISE!!!!!-
RUFIOH: -O shit........................-
MEULIN: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjeNh2lLXDU
JOHN: ah.
MEULIN: -if this window wasn't open all the way it is now because she is COMING OUT OF IT.-
MEULIN: -EXCUSE HER JUDE-
JUDE: WAH
JOHN: -just staring.-
RUFIOH: oh sh1t. -Well this is happening. He braces himself for impact.-
MEULIN: -POUNCE!!!!-
MEULIN: RRRR! RRRRR!!!!
JOHN:-Just stands off to the side with his hands on his hips. Well. Would you look at that.-
MEULIN: ヾლ(=`ω´=)ლ
MEULIN: -Rufioh is the proud recipient of the fat cat, complete with purrs and nuzzles.-
RUFIOH: -POUNCE TACKLE'D. There he goes, crash sliding thru the snow.-
RUFIOH: - wasted...-
MEULIN: I KNEW I SMELLED YOU. I KN333W IT.
MEULIN: -kneads his belly, content.-
RUFIOH: -wheezes... There's so much purrs and wild cat hair in his face.- that's just... accurate.
RUFIOH: d1dn't want to message you 1n case there was a way to track 1t down?? so. yeah.
RUFIOH: 1'm here.... -and crushed. She's right on his belly and Ruf flops. Looks to John for help.- (help.)
MEULIN: HI EFURRYBODY. (=^-ω-^=)
JOHN: -He can't help but smile at this. Well???? It's cute!! He does nothing to assist Rufioh, partially because he would never obstruct this cuteness and partially because he lacks context for everything.-
JOHN: that was a hell of a jump!
JOHN: -I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON.-
JOHN: :D
RUFIOH: -John, ffs...-
MEULIN: THANKS! I'VE B33N PURRCTICING.
MEULIN: -places paw on Rufioh's face.- YOU CAME ALL THIS WAY??
RUFIOH: -scrunches up his face and accepts his fate.- 1 had to...
RUFIOH: 1t was dr1v1ng me nuts not know1ng what was happen1ng...
MEULIN: DID YOU HEAR ABOUT HOW ROSE KILLED A GUY NAMED GUY FURRY?
JOHN: -While they're having this moment, John FLOATS UP TO THE WINDOW AGAIN TO CHECK ON JUDE.- -knock knock- hey buddy? you ok?
RUFIOH: yeah... 1t was all over the newsfeeds on avalon... they try and keep on top of the war stuff happen1ng.
RUFIOH: everyone's real nervous.
JUDE: -STARES some more.- yes, I'm fine
JUDE: I'm a little less concerned with playing in the snow now, however
MEULIN: IT'S B33N PRETTY ROUGH... -she's still recovering, but hey, WHATEVER-
MEULIN: I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE. (=TωT=)
MEULIN: EVEN IF CANYAADA ISN'T THE BEST.
RUFIOH: -dammit... he rests a gloved hand by her head.- yeah...
RUFIOH: had to come as fast as 1 could.
RUFIOH: ...
RUFIOH: john sa1d 1 could come 1ns1de?
MEULIN: OH YEAH! WE ALL HAVE THESE LITTLE HOTEL ROOMS. -rolls off him and wriggles in the snow beside him. IT'S FLUFFY.-
JOHN: oh! well! i think we're heading inside soon anyway.
JOHN: um, i'm sorry if that startled you or whatever but that's rufioh. he's a crew member. he um...hasn't been...around in a while ...but he's a friend!
RUFIOH: -rises like the undertaker and attempts to brush the snow out of his hair.- glad you're keep1n' a low prof1le. RUFIOH: aren't you cold?
MEULIN: SURE!! BUT... IT'S SNOW. (ฅ•ᆺ•ฅ)
JOHN: -eventually hops down and rejoins them.-
JOHN: aww. you guys murdered my family of snow salamanders.-
MEULIN: NO SNOWMANDERS LEFT ALIIIIIVE.
JOHN: this is almos worse than what you did to that poor moose.
JOHN: almost, but not quite. :/
MEULIN: (ฅ•ω•ฅ) -paws up like WHOOPS. they were hungry tho.-
RUFIOH: -if she isn't already wearing one, Rufioh sets a beanie right on her head. He brought one for her just in case.-
JOHN: -awww. she's so cute.-
JOHN: -but in his mind's eye he's replaying the horrifying carnage that took place.- watch out dude, you're next.
RUFIOH: 1 heard about the moose too... -makes a face.-
MEULIN: -IS BEANIE. Content.- WE DON'T HAVE TO K33P TALKING ABOUT THE MOOSE! -let her bite butts.-
RUFIOH: 1 th1nk we should... but a1ght. -fixes the beanie for her, making sure her horns are comfy snug.-
RUFIOH: 1f 1'm not 1nv1ted 1ns1de 1 can always l1ke... crash 1n some tree out here. 1t's no b1gg1e.
RUFIOH: 1n case you need a scout...
MEULIN: OF COURSE YOU'RE INVITED INSIDE! IT'S SAFER IN THERE ANYWAY.
RUFIOH: bangarang... 1'll take you up on that. -flaps his wings again, giving thim a stretch.-
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