#but at least theyre normal about it
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I am so fed up with knitting podcasters on YouTube like I stg my two criteria are 1) knits almost completely size-inclusive patterns if they make garments/don't constantly support designers who refuse to expand their size range and 2) don't knit solely with expensive yarn/have a huge stash of indie dyed/constantly "hauling" sweater quantities etc. Literally that is it. It's so easy to meet that criteria. And YET. Somehow I end up only finding people who think $17/50g is a "reasonably priced" yarn. Babe that's a high end 💀
#like. ive been knitting long enough to know thay $36 for 100g is a high end yarn jfc#$11/100g is already out of my price range most of the time but i would consider that 'reasonable' depending on fiber content. thats midtier#like.... get a fuckin grip#''reasonable'' is less than $10/100g come on now#and I've only found one podcaster who actually uses the same cheap shit i do from michaels and joann#like the people i follow still knit w shit i cannot afford#but at least theyre normal about it#disgruntled octopus
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DP x DC prompt: kids from the future
Danny enlists the help of Dan and Dani regularly in crimefighting. The JL initially assumes siblings, but Dan volunteers that he's actually Danny's kid from the future. Danny is so shocked by thinking of it that way that Dani thinks it would be hilarious to insist she is the same. the following ensues.
Danny: whoa, what do you think you're-
Dan: dare you to explain me and her and what they're gonna find in our genetics any better without sounding like you're covering for someone.
Danny:
Danny: these are my kids from the future and that is why the big one is only half my genetic match and the small one has evidence of being made in a lab, please do not look any deeper into that
Danny: so are there forms for that or
#dc x dp#kid from the future sounds so much less worrying than anything about the full story#and vlad has been trying lately!#hes not great at being normal about anything but hes at least not actively a threat to danny and his allies anymore#batman feels like its a lie but wtf is he gonna do about it#conveniently he cant prove theyre not from the future either
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All i can produce is shitposts atm 😭
Not my circus (cult) not my monkeys (bishops)
#sydneys doodles#this time its mystic pursuit family shenanigans again and they all mess with lamb somehow/silly heket dont gaf about them#At least theyre not doing other heinous crimes! Robbing your spouse is completely normal i promise#cotl#cult of the lamb#the lamb#lamb#shamura#leshy#kallamar#narinder#They couldve just asked for money-no kallamar would go and spent it all at midas's cave again 😒😒 girl you are NOT gonna get your money!!!#Mystic pursuit if shamura had a gun#I also wanted to point out leshy and shamuras relationship is just them pointing out everything leshy does wrong and hes like ��nuh uh”
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literally cant wait for bigb etho and bdubs to team next life series they will be called the b team despite etho's complete lack of a b in the name (he joined the team 5 minutes too late and didnt get a say in what it was called) and it'll be the best team that the life series has ever created (source: trust me i was told in multiple multiple dreams)
#moss chitchat#you guys dont understand how bad i need an etho bigb team theyre my rarepair and so good together#bigb and bdubs is also so fun i just really like the idea of bdubs going insane and bigb just going along w it#also bigb and etho being the “chill people” of the server when tehyre really some of the most not normal means theyre perfect#for one another#i could talk about them forever and ever you guys dont understand what ill do if they dont team or at least interact more than once#bigb#bigbst4tz2#etho#ethoslab#bdubs#bdoubleo#trafficblr#life series
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These losers were sooo in love. They kissed soooo much. And held hands in the exorcist barracks soooo often.
I like to think being doomed by the narrative made them look at each other with such adoration.
New fallenwings drawing featuring my new outfit redesigns :). Working on it for a bit reignited my love for this ship so expect some more soon.
#fellas is it gay to put your wing around your beloved rival?#and for her to gaze back at you with a fondness in her eyes?#accompanying adam to get wine is not a two person job theyre just gay#lute being incapable of being normal about vaggie is so funny to me#she was definitely foaming at the mouth later on thinking about it#I think lute is secretly bashful#at least around pretty women#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin art#hazbin vaggie#vaggie#exorcist vaggie#vaggie hazbin hotel#vaggie my beloved#she’s so pretty#lute hazbin hotel#hazbin lute#adam hazbin hotel#hazbin adam#hope the adam lovers enjoy the outfit#I meant to make his hair messier but I got lazy so imagine Sera made him get a haircut#toxic yuri for the win#fallenwings#lute x vaggie#vaggie x lute#dangervag#digital art#my art#pecera
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"ravage lives" au where ravage asks buzzsaw to join her on the lost light when the rest of the crew makes the split-universe jump at the end of lost light. they sneak onto the ship last minute, knowing that there is a high likelihood that at least one version of themselves will never be able to return to their earth or cybertron ever again. (but it's not even their cybertron anymore, is it? it's functionalist cybertron). ravage and buzzsaw get a second chance at a new life away from everything that tied them to their past; every filled grave, every empty seat at the table, every hurt and failure and devastating loss.
it's a new chance for them, with new people, in a new universe. but it'll never feel as full or as right as it used to in their own.
(added an unrelated sketch of them bc i can >:))
#transformers#maccadam#maccadams#blight rambles#transformers idw#idw transformers#tf idw#tf idw1#idw1#ravage#tf ravage#mtmte ravage#idw ravage#transformers ravage#buzzsaw#tf buzzsaw#idw buzzsaw#transformers buzzsaw#cassetticons#tf cassettes#hey can you tell im normal about these two specifically can you tell#theyre all they have left... the last of the group. even if rumble and frenzy are still alive she and buzz are the last of their original#group. and they each lost “their person”. buzz lost laserbeak and rav lost soundwave. but at least they have each other#i need more of the cassettes being friends and caring about each other outside of their dynamic with soundwave please god#rav and buzz get their own room on the lost light. they spend most of their time with the scavangers or with drift or megatron#they return to as close to civilian life as they can. it doesnt last of course but for a while they are together and they are almost at#peace
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*looking at a guy who is as mentally ill as i am* phew thank god im normal
#homestuck#dirk strider#self#platonic selfship#selfshipping#TTAC#admin draws#fanart#another dump of these bugs. iykyk.#about time i start tagging it proper ogfgmg#anyways idk if i mentioned but i think the idea of them both being unstable and then instead of rotting together#they instead get the impulse to actually Be Well Adjusted or act that way at least#like you know how when ur watching a horror movie with a friend and normally youd be crapping your pants but theyre Clearly Scared#and you feel braver by just contrast lololol. its like that#u give ur friend advice and then are like well shit. am i gonna be a hypocrite now. i refuse to be caught slipping (this time)
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Some fantasy traveler inventory details (like what they would carry in their bags), based on two of the recent costumes I did.. love finding random little scraps and items and putting them together lol
#it's obvious who's is who's since they match their outfits HOWEVER.. consider if they were switched lol#evil villain looking man carrying around pressed flowers in a cutesy lacy pouch#fantasy costume#what's in my bag#actualyl that would have been funny to make a video. I should make a video#I'm sure someone else has already done this#but like.. lifestyle vlogger type content however I'm dressed in fully costume as some weird elf or something#pulling things out of my bag and showing them to the camera and talking about how they're useful for whatever#but it's all fantasy scenarios and talking like it's very common#'and of course. i know it's a bit cliche#EVERY traveler has one of these. but you know. theyre just useful! thats why everyone has one!' *pulls out a completely unrecognizable item#thats like some weird fantasy world prop and doesn't even explain it because In-world it's normal and wouldnt need to be talked about*#'room tour' video and it's just like 'yeah I sleep on this mat under a bunch of trees uh.. over here by these rocks. at least right now. I#kind of wander around a bit. so'#Like a clothing haul but it's a potions shop haul or something and they ramble about some obscure drama in the potions community and how the#y hard to barter and steal and entire flock of sheep or something just to get one of them. etc. etc.#I could do ones for different characters too like. multiple people from different walks of life showing what they carry around with them.#just like this but more interview sort of vlog format instead of photos#This is where not having much money and not having my own house with land becomes an issue though#I think it would take you out of the illusion if the background was always the same. I can make small sets because there's one blank wall in#a room that it's easy to move all the stuff away from in front of and clear a spot and like hang up fabrics or whatever but still.. hmms#So one of those 'fun idea but dubious about handling the execution' things. also One Of Those Things where without looking it up you're 100%#sure it's already been done and you don't want to look weird since it's vaguely niche. Like if 100 people have done something it's fine but#if only like 3 other people have then you look weird maybe ghhjbj.. or only one other person gods forbid. looks even weirder potentially#Or do people not care about ''copying'' anymore?? idk. I'm not updated with the internet's changing culture. I just have a fear of accidenta#lly doing something like that and then people getting mad even though it's really just that I competely had no idea it had been done because#again.. I live under a rock and am unaware of everything lol. ANYWAY. also would require my face being on video which I don't like. Though I#would be in costume so that helps. I think to be fully comfortable I'd need light modifications to make my face look different. which isn't#hard but is more effort when it has to be translatable in multiple angles. ANYWAY. ghjbhj... Now I think it would be funny actually. maybe#one day. I haven't made any videos (aside from on the gameplay/sims channel) in a long long time actually. hmm'st
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Me: Ugh Bakugo x Deku? Didn't Bakugo tell Deku to kill himself? Doesn't Bakugo bully Deku all the damn time and we can see how it effects Deku? I don't care if he changed as a person, I still don't like it!(I respect those who ship it tho)
Also me: hehe Ribbun...
#insert that one spongebob meme where hes about to get squished “WAIT A MINITE I CAN EXPLAIN”#i think its mostly due to fandom perception of these ships for me ngl. the mha fansom at least in 2020 was very “deku is an uwu cinnamonroll#>//<!! he needs his big bad bf bakugo to protect him uwu“#and i see a lot of ribbun enjoyers on here just draw them much more normally and..not like that..also ppl either think jax would legimately#change or they dont romanticize the toxic realtionship#probably a hypocrite but eh#to me theyre different vibes#idk#mha#this is just my opinion#bakudeku is not anything to burn at the stake for lol its just not personally 4 me#ribbun#tadc
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AND WHAT IF KITTY STARTS REFERRING TO CAPTAIN AS HER FATHER? DAD? PAPA? DADDY (IN AN UPPER-CLASS, NON-SEXUAL WAY)? "THIS IS MY FATHER, JAMES"!? WHAT THEN? HUH??????
WHAT THEN, I IMPLORE YOU--
#bbc ghosts#the captain#bbc ghosts captain#the captain bbc ghosts#the captain ghosts#kitty higham#kitty#kitty bbc ghosts#bbc ghosts kitty#kitty and the captain#the captain and kitty#the captain is kitty's dad#katherine higham#captain james#JAAAAAAAAMESSS#i have such normal thoughts about them#no bc imagine she just calls him “dad” one day.#maybe she sees something on tv where someone starts calling a father figure “dad” even when theyre not actually related#so she does the same#and captain just loses it.#UUUUUGGGGGHHH I LOVE THEM SO FUCKINGGG MUCHHH JFC#they both deserve a cookie at the very least. i also think they should hug more.#one of my favourite relationships in the show. i could talk for hours about them. fuck man.#[forehead kisses my favorite dead people] gn pookies#i will write this at some point (probably lying)#family dynamics#found family
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of ten’s companions, if the doctor couldn’t handle losing them and crossed his own timeline to trick them into traveling with future!him instead of past!him so that he’d have a little more time with them:
rose would do it. first because bless her but she has the situational awareness of a rock, and legitimately would not realize this isn’t her doctor until his facade starts to break down and he starts bleeding grief-laced love for her at every turn. but once she does realize it, she’s both deeply sympathetic and a little scared that she could make him into this. it’s a lot to be confronted with having that much power over someone, to break them so thoroughly. rose would try to get back to her doctor, but while she’s with the future version, she tries to do what she can to ease his pain. (she also tries to figure out a way to subvert her fate. she fails.)
i think martha would be harder to trick. she can smell desperation on the doctor like a bloodhound. she is so tapped into the fact that this man wants to off himself so bad and that she’s 90% of his self-restraint, so present her with a doctor who is lacking that and she’s onto him immediately. however, assuming he gets her to come with him, explains why he’s doing this, there’s like. a minute where she’s kind of. not flattered exactly, but surprised, giddy with the realization that he’d come back for a little more time with her, especially if this is early season 3 martha. which would all come crashing down around the time that he reveals that he wasn’t pushed to this by losing her to some tragedy or her death or anything- but that she chose to leave. that is the point at which martha goes ‘oh i need to get the fuck off of this tardis right now’ and ghosts the past!doctor that she was also traveling with because holy shit, man.
donna, like rose, is easily bamboozled into following the wrong doctor home, provided that he shuffles her along into his tardis too fast for her to argue. but she catches on far quicker than rose does. like, three minutes tops of watching the doctor move through the tardis in a way that’s definitely not enthusiastic piloting and looks more like guilty panic. and then she yells at him for lying to her. and she yells at him for kidnapping her. and then she stops yelling because he’s gone sort of still and quiet and his eyes are just broken. and he doesn’t explain himself, he confesses. donna is going to try to stay with him after this btw. because how do you go back to looking your best friend in the eyes when you know he’d take everything you’ve become away from you, even to save your life? and this is still the doctor, he still did that to her, but he regrets it. regrets it so much that he can’t live with it, he’s breaking time and space just to hear her say his name again. and donna doesn’t want to lose him anymore than he wanted to lose her.
#i am so enthralled by this concept you have no idea#also like. i mentioned in rose’s section how this is a genuinely scary situation for her.#but to be clear. it is for all three of them the moment they realize that this Is Not Their Doctor#because theyre suddenly on a ship going through time ans space with. almost a stranger. and one who has proven that he’s break laws#fundamental to his worldview rather than let them go#doctor who#rose tyler#martha jones#martha girl get the fuck out of there oh my god#the doctor comes out looking the worst in her section rip to him for not handling her leaving him in a normal and healthy way very well#i think it would be very funny if the doctor said goodbye to her and then immediately went. ‘oh! right! martha is the only thing keeping me#from jumping off a cliff! brb i need to get martha back at whatever cost!’ sir go to therapy#donna noble#also also to be clear im not trying to insult rose in her section thats just how she is#remember that time her boyfriend turned into plastic in front of her and she. didnt notice. or that time the doctor was being strangled in#the other room and she. didnt notice.#rose tyler girl that you are. you never know what the fuck is going on around you and i love you for that. how are you still alive.#REMEMBER THAT TIME SHE GOT BACK FROM AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION AND DIDNT EVEN NOTICE THE DALEK ABOUT TO SHOOT THE DOCTOR IN THE FACE#ROSE TYLER. GIRL. LOOK LEFT AND RIGHT BEFORE CROSSING A STREET AT LEAST#donna’s here is the most fucked up i think because even if this situation is ‘resolved’ and she goes back to her doctor like. how does she#keep going with that fact in the back of her mind at all times. that he can and will do this to her. that he’ll take himself and everything#else away from her while she begs him not to.#angst <3
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much ado about pleasure
#bonk.png#undescribed#i was a teenage exocolonist#iwatec#iwatex#exocolonist#iwatex spoilers#iwatec spoilers#<- very vaguely in the art#hi i havent drawn stuff for exocolonist in a year n played it in two but been thinking about sol again v-v#lyrics from n obviously a redraw of real end of hatsune miku#sym was a fucking nightmare to drawn bc of how simplistic my style is while tammy was a lot easier bc she has more traits i draw normally#fun detail is that i basically drew sym n tammy's mouth n eyes the same way of like erasing a bit to make them look fuller/softer#anyway thoughts drew this bc whenever i personally think n play around with sol its almost exclusively when theyve been in the loop for so#long that they fundamentally cant separate themself from it or their other lives but the suffering caused by it has looped around#so theyre basically a normal functioning person outside of stuff directly related to the loop n a few things#n then like. they gotta be fucking weird about tammy n sym right? like sym for more obviously reasons cosmically linked whatever#but commonalities are 1. the only characters you cant lose affection with/2. always love sol no matter what#3. generally very positive sweethearts n 4. You Have To Watch Them Die At Least Once#so i think sol would be fucking weird about both of them like hating urself bc u unintentionally caused the deaths of everyone you care abou#t? dw! these two pink bitches (i know sym is purple) love you no matter what!!#very intentional that tammy is her child design her but sol's their teen design just bc thats my fav look of theirs#one last thing its more visible here but the way i draw sol's eyes is that their irises go over their lower lid i do this bc it looks weird
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Bernard definitely "knows a guy"
idk what situation he would need a guy for, but i feel like it wouldn't really matter. His life is just such a collection of weird situations, and he always just happens to know a guy because of it
Did he meet them through some weird online conspiracy boards? Did he meet them through the cult? Did he just extrovert really close to the sun and get away with it? Has this exact situation just happened so many times that he just knows the person he needs at this point? Honestly, he doesn't even know anymore
You know what he DOES know? A guy
#bernard dowd#dude hes been in so many situations id be so surprised if he didnt “know a guy” at LEAST once#i feel like it would happen enough times that the bats would start getting a little suspicious that hes more than just a civilian#like its that weird stage where theyre not sure if he knows their identities yet and if he does and hes NOT a civilian that complicates#things a little bit#but no. his life is just Like That#hes the least normal civilian in existence but at the end of the day hes literally just a guy#i feel like most of them would come from the cult?? bc most of their victims were teenagers right? or at least taken in as teens#depressed high schoolers know how to do some wild shit#so most of his guys are just ex cultists like him that he kept in touch with or smth#i think they should do more with the cult actually#bc we dont actually know all that much do we?#we know the initiations and about the chaos monsters and like where they operated and stuff#but like. thats about it?#i wanna know about the other cultists. i wanna about what exactly went down there. i wanna know how theyd naturally recruit people#i wanna know how bernard actually ended up joining. i wanna know what exactly was up with the chaos monsters#like. do we actually know any of this stuff? ive seen some stuff in like fanfics but is any of that canon? how much do we actually know?#bc as far as i know ive got no fucking clue. but is this information that we have? if someone knows pls tell me im so curious
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lately ive been thinking about the contrast going on in Early Lime where hes like "tbh im pretty sure i could have any girl i wanted including mochi i mean i guess if she wanted we could give it a shot one day but i dont really care lol" and then very easily becoming completely unhinged for her the second he gets a tinge of romantic affection
#lime: yeah mochis not a huge deal i mean were friends#af (after affection) lime: *needs to dunk his head in the sink at least once a week trying to snap himself out of thinking about her*#anyway. its been a while since them i miss them#my recent development is taking away limes mochi cuddle time#it makes more sense for the slow burn if he cant cuddle with her whenever he wants#starve him#lime: (why would i like her shes so plain shouldnt i be with like some supermodel or something ??)#lime: (the kind of person everyone wants but cant have??)#also lime when mochi smiles at him: (i want to kiss the shit out of you)#i think there something about limes family where being a goldwood means being expected to be a cut above#where its ingrained they should only be/settle for the best of the best#so lime catching feelings for this (pre-reveal) very normal and plain forgettable girl that no one else seems to give a shit about..#...is a struggle for him#tiramisu thinks its laughable because the goldwoods arent part of the magic community#she thinks its hilarious how they are lowkey obsessed with being successful and top-notch when they literally have no idea whats going on#i dont think the goldwoods are even especially rich#maybe its just one of those (parents being hard on you so you can have a better life than they did) kind of things#but they are known to be a well-connected and beautiful family#any goldwood you meet i the prettiest person youve ever seen#i wonder if they were disappointed or proud of lime when they found out he joined the capitol guard#his sister became a dentist#maybe it was one of those (why would you join the military...youre going to struggle...)#and then he tells them his paycheck and all of a sudden theyre like (we're so proud!!!)#(the capitol guard in general has pretty normal pay but the m-34th gets way more as a specialized unit)
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Its pretty easy to tell if Heart or Mind are gaving s nightmare.
For Heart, he usually starts mumbling or muttering in his sleep, stratching as his chest or arms. He also looks extremely upset, usually.
For Mind, his breathing gets exponentially faster, and usually he starts shaking. He usually starts to grab at whatever’s closest to him.
Somehow, they both can just… recognize when each other is having a nightmare. They just know, even when the signs aren’t obvious. Especially when the nightmare is more like a flashback than anything else. They usually wake the other up and wait until they’ve both calmed down before going back to sleep.
oh yeah and then soul is just there LMAO- he does have a similar nightmare-radar instinct to heart and mind though.
Headcanon #381
#chonny jash#submission#cj mind#cj heart#cj soul#chonnys charming chaos compendium#for soul i can see him [when sleeping normally] moving around a lot#mainly kicking his legs p roughly. like if hes sleeping next to somethin solid he might even bruise his legs a bit [personal experience lol]#but if hes having a nightmare hes oddly very stiff & doesnt move. at most hes more curled up into a ball sorta#also depending on the nightmare he either wakes up very groggily or quickley shooting up#also extra mini headcanon for Soul is that he cant dream or have nightmares at all. at most hes just silently in a void as he sleeps#maybe the only time he can is once theyre all whole or at least about to be#would be a bit ironic considering hes the main one that sings Dream too lol#might make a separate post for that eventually idk#either way I like these dream ideas anon very neat
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i tthink the reason why i have such a skewed perception of what discourse is is cause its such a formal and impersonal word yanno? like it implies the shit we say on here is some critical academic study about the greater trends of media and how itll affect the general populace when it really is at the end of the day just a bunch shitheads whining and whinging about a relatively large yet at the end of the day still niche series
anyways ii think we should go back to calling it fandom wanking--
#mine.txt#/j ppl can call it whatever they want who gives a shit#but it does fascinate me how the name evolved into such a serious thing#as if it changes the fact that at the end of the day none of our complaints will really change anything about society#considering the only ppl it really affects are a specific few individuals#who in no way shape or form have any reasonable individual power to change the status quo#and theyre far from the worst offenders of whatever complaint of the day at least i personally have#they can change themselves i suppose but they are under no obligation to considering its not like any of us know each other irl#and quite frankly nobody should expect them to cause honestly who gives a shit#cause like to most ppl and certainly all the normal ones none of this truly matters like at all#like at most itll affect a very small handful of their audience which in the grand scheme of things doesnt really matter#wont stop me from complaining tho!
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